All language subtitles for The Carbonaro Effect s02e26 A Living Trilobite

Just an ordinary day at a bank.

Hello. How you doing?

Good.

You want to know if you can just change
the country now?

Absolutely. Not a problem. Pay for
money. I'll pay for that. Yeah, pay for

money. Right.

Here, just sign your initials right on
the bottom line there.

Great. Good.

Still raining out there?

No.

It's just damp. That's all. Damp.

Okay. All right. Put your initial
receipt in here.

We used to have the machine that does
it. Okay.

Yeah, they're changing all the
regulations because the machines are

glitchy. Okay. And they're third party,
so they charge the customers, and people

don't like that.

So here you go.

Oh, my God. What is that?

Oh, it's a sorter.

All right.

There we go.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

You know those Shanghai sorting
squirrels?

Really? Yeah.

They go in with your signature, and we
have the money in there, and they find

it's more accurate because they do it,
you know, by rote, naturally sorting

stuff out. Here he goes.

And they pull it out into piles, and it
has, like, a little, you know, device

back. There he is.

And we got them all rolled up there.

Oh, wow. Yeah, they get excited when
they handle it, you know.

Because to them it's like getting their
feast ready.

So they get a little juice.

And here's your initial receipt where we
can put the total.

Okay.

Yeah, you look like mist.

I was talking to you. When you start
working here, how do you feel about

with?

Well, honestly, though, they give us
better benefits because now the whole

is assured to be, you know, on task
better because, you know, they're more

accurate. So we have less margin of
error.

Okay. You know, I had to get a rabies
shot once a month to work with them, but

they're great. And the truth is they
don't make mistakes.

You know. That is amazing.

Yeah. They're nature's accountants, you
know.

So that is $10, $20, $30, $4. That's $34
.50 for you. Let me grab some $20s,

okay? Okay.

All right. One second.

Hey, buddy.

You going to cash your check? No.

Okay. No problem.

$215 .04.

You having a good day?

Out the cash for you.

Here is the full expense.

And 215 .04. 2, 4, 6, 8, 1.

2, 4, 6, 8, 2. And 10 and 5 is 15.

Okay. Thank you so much.

Why did you bring the middle?

Oh, you haven't seen that? Yeah, it's a
new ordinance.

Really? Yeah, for preparation.

So this would count as five.

That counts as five now, and this counts
as ten.

Well, that's five.

So it'll never be a ten again.

Oh, no. The tens and the fives can be
broken in half. So a twenty can become

tens, or a ten can become two fives.

And this is only, like, these bills,
these new bills. Yeah, because they kind

got them. The corporations were forced
to reduce the amount of paper that they

used, and then they kind of turned it
around on banks.

So the 10s and the 20s you can hold up
if you line them up and you just get

together and you can rub the
preparation.

And then you can use that as a 10. No,
that is crazy.

Yeah, the 10s and 20s will do that.

Oh, that's amazing.

Yeah, they're healable preparations.

Yeah, I'll get you a pamphlet on it so
you can see how they work.

Let me move this guy here. Hold on.

Go right there. Someone will be with you
real soon.

Excuse me.

Sorry, I'm just going to pop this up for
a second.

Sorry,

I can help you back here.

Coming in at the end of the day here.

All right.

Sorry about that.

Okay. How are you doing?

Confused now. Sorry? I'm confused now.

You're confused? Oh, yeah, we changed
our bank name.

Something that looks like you holding
the money and then... Sorry?

Did it switch on?

I'm sorry?

Don't mind me. Okay. Just don't mind me.
What happened?

No, I was looking at the sign and the
sign was just like you holding the money

and the guard moved the sign and now the
guard's gone.

Oh, I'm just tired.

No,

I was just trying to get these all set
because we're just doing some last

minute, you know, deposits because...

We get a lot of people coming in at the
end of the day.

Oh, my goodness.

Yeah. When I start seeing things like
that, I remember to breathe.

You know?

Just to breathe. You're okay, though? Mm
-hmm. Okay, good.

As long as you're not the cardboard.

As long as I'm not the cardboard. Wow,
you really, really saw something there,

huh? I really saw something.

Yeah.

You know what? To me, I think it's like
places like this that have those buggy

fluorescent lights.

It probably was.

Sometimes they flicker.

You know, when they can make your eyes
sort of like see hallucinations.

I need to sleep. I'm exactly like you,
trust me. I got no sleep last night.

I'm going to be talking to posters
myself.

Is it just me?

Is it going to be just me here? Man,
it's just so dead in here today.

Hello. How are you doing?

Okay. How are you?

I'm great.

You didn't happen to find a wallet, did
you?

No, not so far.

Okay. The sun just called and said
you're looking for a wallet.

I have not seen anything.

Okay. There's nothing in the casket, is
there? Would you?

Oh, looks good.

Okay. Good idea.

That's so funny.

Yeah. That was his son's wallet or his
dad's wallet?

No, the son called and said that there
was a wallet with a body.

And they were going to cream it and he
couldn't find the wallet. And that if I

found it, yeah, okay.

Oh, wow. No, he said that there was two
pictures in there. He said he didn't

want the mom to know about the one
picture.

So don't let her know about that photo.

Maybe it's a long -lost love or
something.

It could be. But that's his wallet. He
has a wife. Like, she's had to see him

open it numerous times.

Oh, my gosh. She's really beautiful,
though. She is really pretty.

Yeah. She's very pretty.

She has nice eyes and lips. I'll take
that. Just put that on top of the coffin

there, and I'll put this over here. The
sun's going to pick up some stuff for

the cremation or something.

Wow.

I mean, she's really beautiful.

She is very pretty. Oh, my gosh. Who
knows? It could have been her.

Probably was her. What year do you think
that picture was?

Where did it go? That's creepy.

Where did... What?

Wait. Oh, my gosh. Get out of here.

That is really weird.

Oh, my God.

Am I crazy?

Oh, gosh.

I don't know. Maybe that answers some
kind of... Wow. That picture is not

supposed to be found.

Yeah.

Okay. What are we going to tell them?
Let me have the husband picture.

Because that, open that up. What year
was it? Seriously, like what year would

you say he is in?

Am I, are you serious?

Oh my gosh.

Come on.

Okay, I'm going to call the son and just
tell him this stuff is here and he can

do what he wants with it. I don't want
to. I'm going to leave.

I honestly don't want to touch it. I'm
going to leave right now.

We have a bunch of people coming in
tonight for The Wake. Okay. And he had a

of, he was a world traveler, had a lot
of stuff that his wife brought us. We

And a lot of the members, he was just
going to kind of tell a story with a

different thing. So we just want to make
sure we have the right stuff and pretty

much just, you know, dust it off and
make it look nice.

Gotcha. Yeah, some of the stuff that he
would go around and collect, like

predated customs.

So I know, like, this stuff you couldn't
even bring from other countries

anymore. Yeah, he's got some pretty
interesting stuff. stuff. Yeah. They do

really nice service here, like really
customized and personalized. It's pretty

cool. It's a nice thing.

Great. Okay.

And we're going to take... Yeah.

So it's sort of like an elk's
traditional ritual to tell a story with

This is freaky.

What is that one? It's a monkey with a
tambourine.

Monkey with a tambourine? Yeah, it's
missing a tambourine, though. It doesn't

just... Click on or? No.

It's going to have to be glued on
because it popped off right there. Oh,

right, right.

It's not like a.

Oh, I see.

Okay.

I'll put this here. And if I step out
and someone comes in and they have glue

they wanted something specific, if
anything broke them, we'll just keep

We'll keep it over here. Okay. Great
deal.

Great. Okay. There.

Okay.

Awesome.

Okay.

That's weird.

Maybe it does work.

I don't know what that was, but that
wasn't it.

Was it?

That was weird.

What the hell?

He fixed it.

Oh.

I guess when it was in the box, it just
must have.

Right. But I don't know.

Does it wind up?

No, I don't know what it does. That was
weird.

That's totally weird.

I know I heard the sound. Yeah.

Because usually they wind up, right?

Yeah. Well, something like that would,
but. Yeah.

There's got to be some story to that,
right?

Yeah, probably.

Yeah. I don't know. All right, well,
keep it in the box. Yeah, exactly. Keep

in the box over here.

Yeah.

That's so odd.

That's like weird.

Oh, you know what it is? What?

It's probably the... Holy... That's a
real monkey.

Close it, close it, close it, close it.

Close it. There's a monkey in there.

You feel it moving, right?

No, I did not feel it moving. I saw it
moving.

Listen, listen, listen.

Oh.

It's moving, though.

No, just leave it in here. How did it
turn into a real monkey? It didn't.

They are wind -up. No, no, no. That
thing was moving, and it was a real

man. I'm telling you.

I'm not messing with you. That's a real
monkey in there.

No, it's not a real monkey. Come here.

It's one of those wind -up things that
does this. But that thing was moving.

I mean, that's not... I know.

Well, no, this is what I think is
happening.

That thing is flipping back up.

Watch. You laid it back in there in that
box.

No, no, I'm just saying. That was just
really weird.

Because it freaked me out because I
thought I saw something move.

Right, right, right, yeah.

But no.

Okay. Yeah, I think it was just springy
and maybe just a little spooked out

because of that.

Okay.

The room. The moment's passed.

Yes. Hang tight here for a minute, and
I'll find out what we're going to do

the rest of the thing. Okay.

Okay.

Something weird about this.

Hear me, Boar.

Hear me, Boar?

Hey. Oh, hey, how are you? What's your
name? Faith.

Hey, Faith. Michael. Hey.

I'm helping Brian out. Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah. The trilobite fossil.

Let me take a look at it. I might be
able to just get it ready for you and

it right back to him. Okay, cool.

Cool. I'm going to show what's in there.
Oh, yeah, we've got some good ones in

here.

A lot of the stuff that we've been
getting lately is some new platelets of

that we were never able to pull stuff
out of before.

Where is this from?

This is from Arizona.

Yeah, there was a... Look at that.

That's like half popping out of there.

Usually you'll find them completely
encased.

Never before were we able to pull
something like this out because the

exoskeleton itself is more fragile than
the rock it's in.

So if you try and break it, you break
it, the whole thing.

Fern Bank is one of the first places
that began like a cryo process. So we

actually, we try to get the fossil
itself to expand inside the rock and

get itself to break out.

Yeah, we're doing a whole trilobite
display.

So we're trying to get one of each kind
of the extinct species.

Pretty wild, right?

How long does that take to get out of
the... I could do this and actually you

could bring it back to them.

Really? Okay. You can actually see how
it gets done.

Yeah, we'll put it in a tray here. We
use dry ice.

So it used to be, you know, we would
think that the ice would constrict

something, like the coldness of it. But
what it actually does, because there's

residual moisture inside of it, the ice
makes it expand, so it will break out of

the rock easier.

Okay? So I'm going to put a piece of dry
ice right inside here.

Right? So that goes in the bottom there.
That's super cold.

Right? Yeah.

And put a little bit of water to get
that going up.

How do they know that that would work?

We tried it here.

Cool. Yeah, it's awesome.

So here we go.

In there.

I'll lay it right on top and let it sit
there literally like three seconds.

Sometimes you hear a little crackle.

Really? Which I did not.

but we'll see yeah look at that oh my

god isn't that something that's amazing
yeah the little guy just comes out

because he swells up so that's him right
here oh my god he's so tiny yeah that

is a good specimen look at that that was
weird like flying along the floor look

over here is he alive

it'll have residual movements still in
it that were programmed for it so yeah

well that's moving a lot though you know
sometimes would have like a little

twitch or something in it of anything
that was left but i mean that's wow

oh

my

god

That is... I mean, that is... Have you
ever seen that before? No.

I've seen twitches before, but nothing
like that. I mean, that is... That's

a living trilobite.

It's got to be something with the cold
or whether it's the vapor that he's

touching.

Like when he goes near that vapor, is
there a change in... Oh, shoot.

Shoot, he's touching the ice. I got to
get him out for that. Oh, no.

Sorry. Oh.

Oh. What is... Oh, my gosh.

What the hell just happened? Oh, my
gosh. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Okay, it's okay. Please
stay. It's okay. We're fine.

Don't move.

Okay. What just happened? I think it
expanded from the ice. It touched the

Don't worry about it. We'll be fine.

We'll be fine.

Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh.

Okay. You okay? You okay? Yeah. Please
be okay. You're okay.

Don't be scared. I am.

Oh, my God.

What is going on? Oh, my God.

It disappeared in like that?

It touched the ice and then I heard, did
you hear it cracking?

It just expanded. Oh, my God.

It like grew right in my hands. It like
cracked. Don't put it back in the ice.

Don't put it back in the ice. You're
right.

Should we put it in the water maybe?

You know what? This is salt water.

It's okay.

This process is new. To be able to pull
a fossil out like that and see any kind

of movement, but movement like this,
that's the Carbonaro effect happening.

Wow. Do you know what that is?

No. You don't know what the Carbonaro
effect is?

No.

The Carbonaro effect is the name of a
hidden camera magic TV show.

That was a scientific term for some
reason.

It sounds scientific, doesn't it?

No, it is scientific.

Well, what if I told you that you were
on that show right now?

What?

Yes.

What are you talking about? I'm telling
you the truth.

No, you're not. My name is Michael
Carbonaro.

I'm a magician.

And right now, you're on my TV show, The
Carbonaro Effect.

Can I have a hug?

Faith, you were so awesome.

Faith, I have a surprise for you.

You get to take this home. Oh, no, no,
that's okay.

You were awesome.

Oh, my God.