Original subtitles

Just an ordinary day at a bank.

Hello. How you doing?

Absolutely.

Not a problem.

Yeah, pay for money. Right here. Just sign your initials right on the bottom

line there.

Great. Good.

Still raining out there?

No.

It's just damp. That's all.

Damp.

Okay. All right. Put your initial receipt in here.

We used to have the machine that does it. Okay.

Yeah, they're changing all the regulations because the machines are

glitchy. Okay. And they're third party, so they charge the customers, and people

don't like that.

So here you go.

Oh, my God. What is that?

Oh, it is this order.

All right.

There we go.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

You know those Shanghai sorting squirrels?

Really? Yeah.

They go in with your signature and we have the money in there. And they find

it's more accurate because they do it, you know, by rote.

Naturally sorting stuff out. Here he goes.

And they pull it out into piles and it has like a little, you know, device

There he is.

Yeah.

We got them all rolled up there.

Oh, wow. Yeah, they get excited when they handle it, you know.

Since to them it's like getting their feast ready, so they get a little juice.

And here's your initial receipt where we can put the total.

Okay.

Yeah, you look like miffed.

When did you start working here? How do you feel about working with...

That animal. Well, honestly, though, they give us better benefits because now

the whole place is assured to be, you know, on task better because, you know,

they're more accurate, so we have less margin of error.

Okay. You know, I have to get a rabies shot once a month to work with them, but

they're great, and the truth is they don't make mistakes.

That is amazing.

Yeah. They're nature's accountants, you know.

So that is $10, $20, $30, $4. That's $34 .50 for you. Let me grab some $20s,

okay? Okay.

All right. Back at it.

Hey, buddy.

You going to cash a check? Yeah.

Okay. No problem.

$215 .04.

You having a good day?

Out to cash for you.

Here's the four cents. And 215 .04.

2, 4, 6, 8, 1.

2, 4, 6, 8, 2. And 10.

And 5 is 15.

Okay. Thank you so much.

Why did you bring the bill?

Oh, you haven't seen that? No.

Yeah, it's a new ordinance.

Really? Yeah, for preparation.

So this would count as five.

That counts as five now, and this counts as ten.

Well, that's five. So it'll never be a ten again.

Oh, no. The tens and the fives can be broken in half. So a twenty can become

tens, or a ten can become two fives.

And this is only, like, these bills, these new bills, right? Yeah, because

kind of got them. The corporations were forced to reduce the amount of paper

that they used, and then they kind of turned it around on banks.

The 10s and the 20s you can hold up if you line them up and you just get them

together and you can rub the preparation.

And then you can use that as a tent. No, that is crazy.

Yeah, the 10s and 20s will do that.

Oh, that's amazing.

Yeah, they're healable preparations.

Yeah, I'll get you a pamphlet on it so you can see how they work.

I don't want to rip it.

Let me move this guy here. Hold on.

You can go right there. Someone will be with you real soon.

Excuse me.

Sorry, I'm just going to pop this up for a second.

Sorry,

I can help you back here.

Coming in at the end of the day here.

All right.

Sorry about that.

Okay. How are you doing?

Confused now. Sorry? I'm confused now.

You're confused? Oh, yeah, we changed our bank name.

First I saw something that looked like you holding the money and then... Sorry?

Did it switch around?

I'm sorry?

Don't mind me. Okay. Just don't mind me. What happened?

No, I was looking at the sign and the sign was just like you holding the money

and the guard moved the sign and now the guard's gone.

Oh, I'm just tired.

I love you.

No, I was just trying to get these all set because we're just doing some last

minute. You know, deposits, because we get a lot of people coming in at the end

of the day.

Oh, my baby.

Yeah. When I start seeing things like that, I remember to breathe.

You know?

Just to breathe. You're okay, though? Mm -hmm. Okay, good.

As long as you're not the cardboard.

As long as I'm not the cardboard. Wow, you really, really saw something there,

huh? I really saw something.

Yeah.

You know what? To me, I think it's like places like this that have those buggy

fluorescent lights.

It probably was.

Sometimes they flicker, you know, and they can make your eyes sort of like see

hallucinations.

I just need to sleep. I'm exactly like you. Trust me, I got no sleep last

I'm going to be talking to posters myself.

Is it just me? Is it going to be just me here? Man, it's just so dead in here

today.

Hello, how are you doing?

Okay, how are you?

I'm great. Um, you didn't happen to find a wallet, did you?

No, not so far.

Okay, the sun just called and said you're looking for a wallet.

I have not seen anything.

Okay, there's nothing in the casket, is there? Would you... Oh, look.

Good. Okay.

Good idea.

That's so funny.

Yeah. That was his son's wallet or the dad's wallet?

No, the son called and said that there was a wallet with a body.

And they were going to cremate it and he couldn't find the wallet. And that if I

found it, yeah, okay.

Oh, wow. No, he said that there was two pictures in there. He said he didn't

want the mom to know about the one picture.

So don't let her know about that photo.

Maybe it's a long -gloss glove or something.

It could be. But that's his wallet. He has a wife. Like, she's had to see him

open it numerous times.

Oh, my gosh. She's really beautiful, though. She is really pretty.

Yeah. She's very pretty.

She has nice eyes and lips.

I'll take that. Just put that on top of the coffin there, and I'll put this over

here. The sun's going to pick up some stuff for the cremation or something.

Wow.

I mean, she's really beautiful. She is very pretty. Oh, my gosh. Who knows? It

could have been her.

Probably was her. What year do you think that picture was?

Where did it go? That's creepy. What?

Oh, my gosh.

Get out of here.

That is really weird.

Oh, my God.

Am I crazy?

Oh, gosh.

I don't know. Maybe that answers some kind of... Wow. That picture is not

supposed to be found.

Yeah.

Okay. What are we going to tell them? Let me have the husband picture.

Because that, open that up. What year was it? Seriously, like what year would

you say he is in?

Am I, are you serious?

Oh my gosh.

Come on.

Okay, I'm going to, I'm going to call the son and just tell him this stuff is

here. He could do what he wants with it. I don't want to. I'm going to leave. I

honestly don't want to touch it. I'm going to leave right now.

We have a bunch of people coming in tonight for The Wake. Okay. And he had a

of, he was a world traveler, had a lot of stuff that his wife brought us. We

And a lot of the members are just going to kind of tell a story with the

different things. So we just want to make sure we have the right stuff and

pretty much just, you know, dust it off and make it look nice.

Gotcha. Yeah, some of the stuff that he would go around and collect are like

predated customs.

So I know like this stuff you couldn't even bring from other countries anymore.

He's got some pretty interesting stuff.

Yeah. They do a really nice service here, like really customized and

personalized. It's pretty cool.

It's a nice thing.

Great. Okay.

And we're going to take... Yeah.

So it's sort of like an elk's traditional ritual to tell a story with

That's just freaky.

What is that one? It's a monkey with a tambourine.

Monkey with a tambourine? Yeah, it's missing a tambourine, though.

It doesn't just click on? No.

It's going to have to be glued on because it popped off right there. Oh,

right, right.

It's not like a... Oh, I see.

Okay.

I'll put this here, and if I step out and someone comes in and they have glue

they wanted something specific, if there's anything broken, we'll just keep

them... We'll keep it over here, okay? We do.

Great. Okay, I'll put it in there.

Okay.

Awesome.

Okay.

That was weird.

Maybe it does work?

I don't know what that was, but that wasn't it.

Was it?

That was weird.

What the hell?

He fixed it.

Oh.

I guess when it was in the box, it just must have...

Right. But I don't know.

Did it wind up?

No, I don't know what it does. That was weird.

That's totally weird.

I know I heard the sound. Yeah.

Because usually they wind up, right?

Yeah. Well, something like that would, but. Yeah.

There's got to be some story to that, right?

Yeah, probably.

Yeah. I don't know. All right, well, keep it in the box. Yeah, exactly. Keep

in the box over here.

Yeah.

That's like... weird.

Oh, you know what it is? What?

It's probably the... Holy... That's a real monkey.

Close it, close it, close it. Close it.

Close it. There's a monkey in there.

You feel it moving, right?

No, I did not feel it moving. I saw it moving. Listen, listen, listen.

Oh.

It's moving, though.

No, just let's leave it in here. How did it turn into a real monkey? It didn't.

It must have.

They are wind up. No, no, no. That thing was moving and it was a real monkey,

man. I'm telling you.

I'm not messing with you. That's a real monkey in there. No, it's not a real

monkey. Come here.

It's one of those wind up things that does this. But that thing was moving.

I mean, that's not... I know.

Well, no, this is what I think is happening.

That thing is flipping back up.

Watch. You laid it back in there in that box.

No, no, I'm just saying. That was just really weird.

Because it freaked me out because I thought I saw something move.

Right, right, right, yeah.

But no.

Okay. Yeah, I think it was just springy and maybe just a little spooked out

because of that.

Okay.

The room moments past yes hang tight here for a minute and I'll find out what

we're gonna do with the rest of the thing Okay, okay

Something

weird

about this Oh my god, I think it expanded from the ice to touch the ice.

worry about it. We'll be fine.

We'll be fine. Oh my god

Hear me, boar.

Hear me, boar.

Hey. Oh, hey, how are you? What's your name? Faith.

Hey, Faith. Michael. Hey.

I'm helping Brian out. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The trilobite fossil. Let me take

look at it. I might be able to just get it ready for you and bring it right back

to him. Okay, cool.

Cool. I'm not sure what's in there. Oh, yeah, we got some good ones in here.

A lot of the stuff that we've been getting lately is some new platelets of

that we were never able to pull stuff out of before.

Where is this from?

This is from Arizona.

Yeah, there was a... Look at that.

That's like half popping out of there.

Usually you'll find them completely encased.

Never before were we able to pull something like this out because the

exoskeleton itself is more fragile than the rocket's in.

So if you try and break it, you break it, the whole thing.

fern bank is one of the first places that began like a cryo process so we

actually we try to get the the fossil itself to expand inside the rock and

of get itself to break out yeah we're doing a whole trilobite display so we're

trying to get one of each kind of the extinct species pretty wild right how

does that take to get off out of the i could do this and actually you could

bring it back to them so really yeah yeah you can actually see how it gets

um Yeah, we'll put it in a tray here. We use dry ice.

So it used to be, you know, we would think that dry ice would constrict

something, like the coldness of it. But what it actually does, because there's

residual moisture inside of it, the ice makes it expand, so it will break out of

the rock easier.

Okay? So I'm going to put a piece of dry ice right inside here.

Right? That goes in the bottom there. That's super cold.

Yeah. Right? Yeah.

And put a little bit of water to get that going up.

How do they know that that would work?

We tried it here.

Cool. Yeah, it's awesome.

So here we go.

In there.

I'll lay it right on top and let it sit there literally like three seconds.

Sometimes you hear a little crackle.

Really? Which I did not.

But we'll see.

Yeah.

Look at that.

Oh, my God. Isn't that something?

That's amazing.

Yeah, the little guy just comes out because he swells up, so that's him

here. Oh, my God.

He's so tiny.

Yeah. That is a good specimen.

Look at that.

That was weird, like, flying along the floor. It looked like he was... What?

Is he alive?

It'll have residual movements still in it that were programmed for it, so...

Yeah. Well, that's moving a lot, though.

You know, sometimes it would have, like, a little twitch or something in it of

anything that was left, but, I mean, that's... Wow.

Oh, my God.

That is... I mean, that is... Have you ever seen that before? That is... No.

That is... I've seen twitches before, but nothing like that. I mean, that

Oh, my God. That's like a living trilobite.

It's got to be something with the cold or whether it's the vapor that he's

touching.

Sorry. Oh.

Oh. What is... Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It's got to be something with the cold or whether it's the vapor that he's

touching.

Like when he goes near that vapor, is there a change in?

Oh, shoot.

Oh, shoot.

He's touching the ice. I got to get him out of that.

All right. Oh.

Oh. What?

Oh, my gosh.

What the hell just happened? Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Okay, it's okay. Please stay. It's okay. We're fine.

Don't move.

Okay. What just happened? I think it expanded from the ice. It touched the

Don't worry about it. We'll be fine. We'll be fine. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh.

Okay, you okay? You okay?

Please be okay. You okay?

Don't be scared. I am... Oh, my God.

What is going on? Oh, my God.

It disappeared in like that?

It touched the ice, and then I heard, did you hear it cracking? It just, it

banded. Oh, my God.

It, like, grew right in my hands. It, like, cracked itself. Don't put it back

the ice.

Don't put it back in the ice. You're right.

Should we put it in the water, maybe?

You know what? This is salt water.

It's okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

This process is new, to be able to pull a fossil out like that and see any kind

of movement. Yeah.

But movement like this, that's...

That's the Carbonaro effect happening.

Wow. Do you know what that is?

No. You don't know what the Carbonaro effect is? No.

The Carbonaro effect is the name of a hidden camera

magic TV show.

That was a scientific term for some reason.

It sounds scientific, doesn't it? No, it is scientific.

Well, what if I told you that you were on that show right now?

What? Yes.

What are you talking about? I'm telling you the truth.

No, you're not. My name is Michael Carbonaro.

I'm a magician.

And right now, you're on my TV show, The Carbonaro Effect.

Yes.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Can I have a hug?

Faith, you were so awesome.

Faith, I have a surprise for you. You get to take this home. Oh, no, no,

okay. You were awesome.

Oh, my God.