All language subtitles for The Carbonaro Effect s02e20 A Positive Presence

We grass shot.

Mmm.

Like drinking a freshly mowed lawn.

That's good.

Come on over here. We're having a little
promotion today. We're giving away some

of our honey.

Okay. Now we just started importing
honeycombs.

You can see they're really embedded with
honey. And we import these from Turkey.

So Turkish honeycombs are in high
demand. We're one of the first places

allowed to sell them here in the States.
We're pretty excited about it because

it's a very high -potency honey, super
sweet and really tasty.

And the trick with these, I'm going to
pull a little piece off here. There we

go. Okay.

Cover that up. You want to keep them
covered up is the one thing you have to

when you have real honeycombs. And I'm
going to let you taste a little sample

it as it drips off.

I'm going to give you a little sample
cup.

Taste some of that. It drips right off.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Go ahead and open that
jar.

Okay.

Yeah. I want to get it in the jar
quickly, too. Okay. Okay. You don't want

lose any potency.

Because it's got really strong
pheromones, so close it up.

Okay, great. And now, I will let you
taste that. Okay.

Yeah, it's sweet.

Okay.

Oh, my God!

Whoa.

Oh, my gosh.

That's the one thing. It's very potent
because it's Queen's honey.

Local bees.

Local bees will find their way to the
smell of these because they're very

strong.

I think, well, the reason why I keep it
underneath the dome.

Oh, they're getting in.

Yeah, I think I had a window open.

No, you won't see them. They sneak in.

The thing with this kind, it's so
potent.

It was empty.

Yeah, the pheromones are so strong that
local bees are attracted to it. So you

have to keep it covered and sealed or
else local bees will, you know, they go

into a frenzy trying to get to that
honey.

I don't want to take that home.

You don't want to take that home?

I'd like to take the pure citrus shot.

Well, it's really, really potent.

Oh, my God. It's very citrusy. So when
you have it fresh, it's pretty intense.

Here, let me get that cut.

Normal lemon is about 5 % citric acid,
and this is 50.

Whoa. Yeah. The flesh is a lot more
potent. You see when I poke it with the

knife there?

It's a thicker flesh.

Wow. So a tree that would normally
produce 50 lemons is only going to

one.

I'm going to squeeze a little into that.

We sell these lemons, too. You have to
wear gloves.

Wow. Yeah, it's pretty strong.

One shot of that is good for what?

You know, like a shot of wheatgrass.
Right. This is good for cleansing.

So if I took one shot, it would do what
for me?

It would help you cleanse and rejuvenate
the interior of your esophagus and your

stomach. Yeah, it resets the digestive
tract. Settle it down, huh?

Yeah. Pretty strong, right?

Whoa. Yeah.

It's extremely potent.

Yeah. It is, right?

That's why if you're squeezing it at
home, you always want to wear gloves.

want to keep it because it's very, very
strong.

Wow. Oh.

Is it dead?

You know what?

That's my fault because it's a plastic.

It's a plastic squeezer. That's amazing
that it did that. Yeah, you're supposed

to use metal.

A metal squeezer. Always use a metal
juicer if you're going to use these at

home. You know, because that just shows
you something unnatural like plastic,

what it can do. But our bodies are
natural, you know? No, it didn't do

No, yeah, some bastards are stronger.
That's why you always use a metal knife

when you're doing it, too, because
the... Oh, my God. Oh, it looks like

Yeah, it got that, too.

This is a... Oh, yeah.

Are you sure I could drink that? This is
wood, so it probably shouldn't have...

Yeah, you know what it is?

Our insides of our body are much more
resilient.

All right, then, you know, we're really
cleaning.

We're cleaning the insides, not the
outside.

Look at your shirt.

Oh.

Are you sure I'm okay?

Yeah, yeah, you're fine. Do you know
what it is? This one was thicker, so I

think that it... Oh.

In your eye? Yeah, a little bit. Let
me... Okay.

Just don't get it in your eye or on
anything metal or plastic or cotton.

Just... Just drink it. That's what it's
for. Sure.

I'm okay. I'm not going to be driving
and die. I'm driving back.

No, no, no, no. You'll be clean. Cleaner
than... Lemony fresh, really.

You don't have any on your hands?

How are you doing?

Doing all right. What you got there?

I wanted to sign up for the 21 -day
cleanse.

Oh, great. Awesome. Yeah.

Do you guys tell us what to drink each
day, or do we have to pick our own?

Well, we can recommend it if you want,
or if you have ones that are your

favorite, we can integrate it into it.

Okay. Yeah. This one I just poured up.
Have you tried yet? This is just

It leaks out the bottom.

Yeah, look what's going on here.

What did you say?

You know what happens is once we're
juicing for a while, it can fill up and

of the toxins build up in the bottom.
Oh, that's cool.

Yeah, the bottom of the blender will
have toxins built up in it, so you want

pour those out. That's what you're not
getting in your body.

Yeah, you want to make sure you keep
that stuff clean.

See, when we juice without having the
toxins come out, that's all going inside

of your body.

Oh, yeah. I believe you. I see it.
That's good. What they do is they start

process of morphogenesis.

Oh, wow.

Where they start to, you know, huddle
together.

That's why it sort of takes that shape.
You see that?

Yeah. Yeah, let me get these gloves off.

The interesting thing is because it's
all plant life, you can actually handle

them with your bare hands.

So I'm going to take this.

See that?

Looks like you just formed an alien.

Yeah.

That's cool.

Yeah. I've never seen that. Yeah. Let me
pat him off for you there.

Ew. Yeah. Is it alive?

Ew. That's the plant toxin from the
fruit toxin.

You know, it'll form.

Ew.

That's what you want to, you know, you
want to make sure you're not keeping

inside your body.

Spinach, kale, and apple together will
create a living toxin.

Ew.

That is so gross.

Yeah, you don't want that in your small
intestine.

But then I'm not going to pick what I do
on this 21 -day thing. I'll do it all

wrong.

It's going to be a good one. I can feel
it in my sole shoe store.

I always buy the, if I buy leather
shoes, I actually get them, you know,

size small.

Where is the tent?

Uh, yeah, this is the tent.

Slide that puppy on there.

Oh.

It's a bunch, yeah. Let me grab that.

They say to, sorry about that.

Yeah.

These are reverse packed from the toe
down.

It's important to help them keep their
shape. You know, keep it packed.

Yeah.

Thinking about it the other day, I think
those shoes are at least 35 years old.

Oh, yeah, your old shoes.

I mean, it's just crazy.

Yeah, I know. You get something that you
like, and you want to take care of it

and, you know, make sure that it lasts.
I'm like that with, you know, my pen. I

had a pen that I keep real good, and so
I like to take care of it. A lot of

people will bring this home and, you
know, restuff them, and I don't

doing that, you know, after every. I
feel bad. I mean, this is crazy.

What do you mean?

You're pulling out all this stuff, you
know, so I can try it on.

Well, it's important, though, because,
you know, for us, it's like you should

try it on the way it's... No, I mean,
it's just so much.

Yeah, but that's the best way to do it.

You know, a well -packed shoe will last
a lifetime.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah. I mean, it's just nuts. I know, I
know, but it's important, you know, keep

the dry in the shipment for it. Make
sure that's in there like time.

I feel like there should be a prize
here.

That should be the last of it. And then
your little silica gel pack.

People throw this stuff away.

I keep it. You know, I would put this
back in the shoe, you know, in between,

especially if you're going to be hiking
with it. Like you said, you know, it's

going to be, you know, you're going to
get a lot of sweat from the kind of sock

that you have and the moisture will be
able to. I can't believe all that has

come out of the shoe.

Yeah, well, it's important.

No, I understand. It doesn't look big
enough to hold all this stuff.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you should see, you know, if it's
like a size 15 or something like that,

you wouldn't believe the kind of stuff
can get in there.

Yeah.

But because they're shipped sometimes
from different dates, you know, we want

make sure that they stay dry as they go.

Okay. And voila, we have a shoe.

Now you can put that on.

Your name is?

Michael. Michael. Yeah.

What is it? Oh, yeah. When they pack it
like this, they also come with a

shoehorn.

How does that feel?

Do you have a ten and a half? I do have
a ten and a half. Yeah. You want to

slide that off?

Yeah.

Here, slide that off, and maybe we try
one size up.

Put these back in here.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay.

Yeah. All right.

Don't worry.

You have the ten and a half of them. I'm
going to go with one or the other.

Okay. So don't, you know, I'm not
putting you all through this and say,

let me think about it. Oh, okay, good.
So I won't have to do a lot of research.

That's good, yeah, because the machines
do a good job. But for me to try to do

it, you know, it could be a lot.

What's that?

Oh, sorry.

Yeah, I'll get that.

Sorry. No, no.

Okay. No problem.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Okay, I got the sneaker ones out here
for you, and they're going to pull the

other ones from the back.

Okay.

All right, I got one here.

And, whoops.

Yeah, that one's not laced yet.

Okay, let's see.

I'm going to get these laced up for you,
okay?

They usually arrive already laced, but
we have to do it through the

box. It's one of these lacing boxes.

Have you seen those?

Where it's like the laces actually like
to carry the box?

Yeah, oh, those little holes that go on
the sides.

Oh, that's pretty cool. Yeah.

The company rep showed us it's like you
slide the, you pull it through just

about to there.

Yeah, and it's just a matter of how
much, you know. To actually lay the

That's crazy.

Yeah, it goes in like this.

And it systematically pulls it.

If you lay the shoe on the bottom like
that, you just kind of shake it.

It's pretty cool.

Yeah, and then... Yeah, it laces it up.

No way.

No way.

Yeah.

Did you just lay the laces, like... How
did you put them in there? How did that

just happen? I didn't... Yeah, the lace
gets pulled through the two holes there.

Oh, okay.

And then there's... I don't know what
that little wire thing is there.

It's like something that...

I don't know, you lay the shoe on and it
gets it through.

No, it's so weird because I don't know
how it finds... Yeah, but if you save

box, I like to change colors out if I
can. Yeah, I know.

I just got some red and black laces
because I graduated from Georgia, so all

shoes are black.

Oh, that's good. But if you wanted to do
a different color, you could put two in

there and then whatever lace you wanted
to do in the front.

You can unlace them. You can put the two
different colors, one on each side, and

shake it, and it will pull them both in,
and then you'd be able to have two.

Do it lace?

No way. Wait, what?

That's crazy.

Oh, yeah.

I think it went through the whole.

I don't understand how.

I guess there's, like, magnets in there
or something. I don't know.

Yeah,

I don't know how it.

Yeah, it's kind of like astral laces.

Right. But it's more of like, you know,
interlacing them.

Yeah, those are kind of stuck. Let me
see if I have another pair on your side.

Sorry about that. Hang on one sec.

There's no one in here.

Where's the rose, then? The rose is
here. Oh, my God.

What's going on? I don't know, Michael.
I need to step out of here for one

second. That was nuts.

What's more funny than a funeral?

What's more happy than the dead?

Do you know anybody who's a member here?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, Lois was Martin's spouse. Oh,
really? Okay.

This is for Lois tonight. Okay. Well,
that's very sweet. I mean, I'm sure

everyone's really connected here and
close -knit. They're a charming couple.

He's taking it really well. You know, a
very sweet story, too. He used to give

her a rose every single morning.

Really? Wow. Oh, my goodness. So they
had a big rose garden, and every morning

she'd wake up to a rose.

Here, could you help me decorate with
these? Absolutely. Maybe take a rose and

put it by the guest book, over the guest
book. Oh, yeah, that's nice. That would

be nice, just one there.

And maybe I'll, yeah, okay. Above it, I
think.

Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that looks
really good. And maybe these over here,

right? Oh, yeah. Yeah? Mm -hmm. That
good?

Yeah, that looks good. I like the guest
book. That's nice. You don't want

clutter. Yeah, because this is all of
her personal artifacts. So I think

really sweet. That's charming.

Okay, good.

That'll work out well.

You get those going. I'll get the plate.
Sure. Okay, and we'll be on our way.

Sounds good.

Michael?

Michael?

Oh, hey.

What's going on?

I couldn't find a plate.

The rose, someone just came and grabbed
it.

Someone took the rose?

Like, someone in the... Excuse me.

No, no, no. Who was here?

No, someone inside the casket.

What? Like, picked out the rose. Like,
I'm just polishing, and someone, like...

Wait a minute, what are you, what? Yes,
like, a hand came out and picked out the

rose. I'm just saying, I'm just standing
here, and I saw a hand come out.

From here?

Yes. There's no... Have you ever done
one of these before? No, no, no, I

haven't. You can get a little spooked
out when you're alone. I shouldn't leave

you alone. No, no, I'm sorry.

I didn't know what the situation was,
though. No, there's no body.

She was locked at the feet.

Oh, okay.

But I'm just seeing the roses gone, so I
saw the lid come up, and someone picked

it up out of there.

Like, there was someone in there. That's
what I'm saying.

Inside here? Inside there, and they
picked up the rose. Are you serious? I'm

kidding you. I just saw it with my own
eyes, and I'm just trying not to panic.

Hello?

There's no one in here.

Where's the rose then?

The rose is here.

Did you put the rose inside? I did not.

The door opened.

I heard a sniffle. The door opened.

Somebody pick out the rose and put it in
there. I'm just standing here polishing

these. It really is the most bizarre
thing I've ever experienced.

And you just said that that person gets
a rose every day, and it was just the

most.

I'm going to chalk this up to maybe, you
know, maybe you got a little spooked

out when you were by yourself.

Okay, okay. I mean, okay.

You know.

Well, I'll have this. How did you have
this up here? Yeah, yeah. Sorry. I'm

just. Yeah.

Sorry. That was just the most bizarre.

strange experience I've ever had.

I have to be honest with you. I kind of
liked the way it looked in there. I

know. It was nice.

Get another one for here. Okay.

Get another one.

Oh, my God.

Michael.

Michael, look at the flowers, please.

Michael, look at the flowers, please.

I'm sorry. I need to step out of here
for a second.

I have to be honest with you, I kind of
liked the way it looked in there. I

know. It was nice.

Get another one for here. Okay.

Get another one.

Oh, my God.

Michael?

Michael, look at the flowers, please.

Michael, look at the flowers, please.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm sorry. I need to step out of here
for a second. Well, hold on. Wait a

minute. What's going on?

I don't know, Michael. I need to step
out of here for one second. That was not

me. Hold on a second here. That is...
Okay. What is going... Can you please

explain to me what's going on? I do not
know. I just turned around. I'm so

confused right now.

Okay. Wait a minute. We were both in
here together.

Don't... Just breathe.

Breathe.

You put one rose over here.

You set the flowers over there. I'm just
polishing my dishes and... Oh, my gosh.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my gosh. This is a real phenomenon.

I didn't believe in that stuff.

Me neither. Not until today.

Wow. Everything is okay. I mean, I think
it's a good thing.

Okay.

It's a healthy, positive presence. This
is good.

Right. I think it's probably... You know
what it is?

I'm telling you, it's got to be the
carbonara effect.

I don't know what that is.

Do you know what that is? Oh, the
Carbonaro effect is the name of a hidden

camera magic TV show.

What?

Like the one you're on right now.

Nuh -uh. Yet. Michael.

Yet. Nuh -uh. I'm a magician.

You are not. Did I scare you?

Oh, my God.

Come here.

Are you serious? I'm totally serious.

Oh, my.

I was like, I thought this was an omen
about my life.

And I was like, oh, no, this isn't
happening.