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Did someone she killed if you're standing here? Can you tell?

Can I tell those chickens? No, no if she was peeking from that spot. Can you

tell it's a robot?

right Right. She's not gonna be able to tell that that's a robot chicken Right.

No, I just don't want her to I'd want her to believe that it's like really,

know How you do that I'm out of here, bro.

Stop. You're freaking me out. Wait. Nope. Come here I want you to actually

me pull somebody in the show

I'm playing a student today, right?

We have real, real music teachers are coming?

Great.

Do you remember how to read music? No, not really.

All right, well, before we start playing, let's start.

I'm going to grab a horn and take your mouthpiece out.

Okay. So I'm just going to make sound on this. We can't just, nothing happens.

Right. So we have to buzz.

It's good from the start.

It was, like, dripping on me.

That's going to happen. Okay.

Most of it's condensation. A little bit of it's spit. Oh, oh. Your spit. You

don't have to worry. Okay. But that's what this is for. You know, you've got

your water key, and then you have an extra one right here that I don't have.

I've just got to... Right, right, right. I've got to dump some out. Okay. This

goes in?

Yep. And just give it a little twist so it doesn't fall out. Okay, here we go.

All right.

So, one, two, three.

Okay, good.

Couple of things.

Because we're buzzing, you're going to move into a metal tube, water collect.

And when there's too much... Oh. Yeah, there you go.

You won't get as much in that one, because that one only fills up when you

using this. And you're just under the floor?

Lower. Whoa.

You know what? I never opened that.

This is my grandpa's. I've never touched that trigger before. Okay.

Yeah. It must have been...

That kind of blows my mind that there was that much in there, and I wasn't

hearing it. Oh, you would hear it?

Yeah. Oh. Yeah. So blow through. Open it and blow through it.

It's making a sound.

Yeah.

Okay.

Stop real quick. Okay.

See if you can pull this out.

Feels like jammed a little.

All the way out?

Yeah.

How is there that much in there? Oh, that's a lot. I wasn't hearing it.

Well, hold on a second. I'm a little perplexed by this.

Take your mouthpiece.

Well, now I'm nervous. Hold on. You know, because my mom would, like, be

careful with it. Let me just blow through that one more time and see if I

get it.

Okay. It feels kind of plugged, like there's some, like I feel like a

sound. Yeah. I can feel it in my mouth. Can I see it really quick? It sounds

like there's something stuck in it that's getting in. Well, it has been in

trunk of my car. Okay. So, through the whole summer, so maybe the condensation.

Yeah, possibly.

Yeah, and I mean, like, I've worked with so many horns over time.

That feels clearer.

Yeah, I mean, I've always been like an overactive salivator.

I mean, that's more than just saliva. That's a lot.

When I was a kid, they wouldn't let me have sour candy because it would trigger

a lot of saliva in my mouth. And my grandfather had it too.

Okay, well, maybe it's that.

It might have been, yeah.

Okay, well, if it's too personal a question, just tell me. You don't have

answer.

You know, when you say you over -salivate, how much do you mean? Do you

just like... Well, they used to think I was throwing up a lot in school. Like I

would... Okay. When I would inquire, I would sing and spit.

Huh, okay.

That could, you know, if that's a thing, that might, you know, that might

encumber you a bit trying to play. But I could like learn maybe like for like a

Cirque du Soleil show or something. Maybe I'd play the trumpet and like be

a human fountain trumpet player.

All right.

It's easy to think of guitar like a woman.

Okay. Okay.

So what would this be?

I shouldn't say.

You shouldn't say. Yeah, you should.

There are no rules.

This would be her sweet musical. There you go.

What is that?

Oh, Here Comes the Bride? Yeah. Oh, it's so funny. I was saying because I'm

doing this because of an anniversary. So that interval is a fourth.

Want to show me here?

Right here.

Right there. First finger right on the first thing. On this thing right here.

Wait. Hold on a minute.

Hold on a second.

Did I get it twisted in there?

Yeah. Hold on. It might take... Oh, yeah.

It's one reason why I don't wear jewelry.

Right. Yeah.

What? You're going to have to pull it out.

Wait. How does that...

Does that happen?

Wait. Wait.

Sorry. Hold on.

Wait, how does... I don't know.

Let me see this for a second.

That... Is it the vibration?

Or maybe like... I think when I... Wait.

No, you didn't get up.

Yeah, how did that happen?

Wait, I had this hand.

I do not know, but I wish we had this on video.

Dude, I have no idea how that could happen.

Have you seen it? Does that happen?

I've seen people get their rings caught in the string, but not where it actually

went around the string.

Well, how did it? I have no idea.

I was thinking you had a split in the ring, but you don't.

No, it was my wedding ring. Yeah.

I've never seen that. Man, I've been playing for 45 years. I've never seen

happen.

Seriously? Yeah.

So what do... Let me grab a flyer. Hang on here a second.

I'll grab a flyer.

That is amazing.

A little trick I learned back at college.

It's this plane.

You never want to hit pins the first one of the day.

Yeah, I usually have a co -worker with me. Okay. Because I'm just trying to fix

the ball return.

It'd be great if you could just, can you bowl?

I can try. I've only done it like twice.

Well, no, you don't have to be good or anything. Do you want to like test it? I

just got to make sure that that's going to start up again. Okay. Give it a toss

like that.

Yeah.

Okay, yeah, go grab that ball.

Sure.

Okay.

There we go.

That?

Yeah.

Wait.

Oh, they saw that thing?

Oh, my gosh. What happened? I think you went over the line.

No, I didn't.

Yeah. We had a meeting about this. We got guys who play, you know, real

tournament games here.

And maybe it's very sensitive. I think that if you get close. Careful.

because it's a laser system. Right, right, right, right, right. It might be

out of whack. Yeah, I know I didn't go over the line. Yeah, it must be messed

up. Yeah. Look at this.

Yeah. I see that? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. I can't believe they put it in.

It's a good thing we didn't. Oh, my.

These things are, you know, it's just so that if someone goes in it, you know,

it's good. Whoa!

Be careful,

brother.

Man, that's dangerous.

Go get some water. No, no, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

I've been bowling a long time, so I think I'm okay. It's out now.

I've never seen anything like that.

Yeah. Wow.

What's going on? So what happens if someone does that, though?

Huh? What happens if a customer does that?

Well, they're being very strict about going over the line.

Danger. Okay, do not cross.

That's why we put the danger signs in.

I've never seen it before. It's to deter people.

Do you know what they do now? It's because we've got a lot of pros in here.

Yeah. You know, so they want to make sure when people are playing games,

not crossing that line.

So they had a big meeting, and they talked about putting in, you know, a

deterrent, first -degree burn, if anybody were to cross the line.

What if you have... Okay, so let me ask you this question.

This is mainly for professionals?

Well, we do it for professionals as well as kids.

You know, when training kids, you want to make sure that... Because when you

learn... correctly the first time, you know, you grow into a pro. Becoming a

pro, yeah.

Yeah, it's out. You might want to throw some water. You might want to take your

shoes off. I'm serious. Huh? Take your shoe off. I think it's out now.

It caught on fire. It's still smoking.

Yeah, there is. You know what? Let me kick the shoe off. You want some water?

No, I think I'm okay. It's just, you know, it's like... It's your sock.

Oh, yeah.

I would, like I said, you don't want to get it infected.

You might want to take the sock off, and I'm telling you. Oh, you know what,

though? I kind of, I got a reputation around here, so I don't want to, you

all the pro bowlers are used to this. I have really good vision. There is smoke

coming out.

Yeah. It was a little warm. Take the sock off. I'm going to take the sock

After seeing that, trust me, I won't be passing that light.

It's really good.

Yeah. I didn't know I was so good at bowling.

What's that? You didn't know you were so good at bowling? I haven't bowled in, I

don't even know, years.

Oh, really? Oh, my gosh.

That was a really good bowl, though.

Awesome.

Oh, you know what?

This might be a beginner ball.

Do you hear that in there?

The air?

There's like a little sound?

Yeah. So there's beginner balls. You know, there's like beginner balls that

things easier to use.

I might have a tool right here.

Okay, I'll just pull that out.

Oh, yeah.

Whoa. Oh, look at that.

What?

It's a Texas roller.

That's so weird.

Yeah.

They'll put little baby armadillos into the balls.

And then when they grow up, it'll actually give an advantage to the ball

it's manned a little bit or armadilloed, you know? I'm in shock right now.

Really? You just pulled an animal out of that.

Oh, yeah. Well, you know, what's funny is it was because bowling started with

armadillos. Like when they were rolling, it became like a game that you would

play out in the field.

So a way to, you know, get a real good advantage is to put the armadillo in the

bowl, obviously, because it propels itself.

Yeah. I had never heard of that. Yeah.

It's called Texas tilt. You haven't heard of that? No. Oh, yeah.

You ever see somebody bowling it like it's wobbling from side to side, like

teeter -tottering?

That's when you know it's trying to feed them with the armadillo food.

What the heck?

That's crazy. You know. I had no idea.

Oh, yeah. Will you hang here for a second? Yeah.

I'm just going to go get some water, okay, for him. Okay. Okay. Just stay

there. I don't want to get in trouble for leaving you.

Did you know that there's armadillos in bowling balls?

I'm in shock.

Armadillo, a real armadillo. It's in a bowling ball.

I have a very special guest on the show today.

Shaquille O 'Neal.

Said he was a fan of the show.

Thought you could come on in and help me fool somebody today.

Let's do it, bro. All right, yeah.

Go hide.

Hide where?

What's your name?

Ace. You can call me Ace.

Ace, you are going to be our model for this. Ooh.

This is my invention.

This is the egg spa, and we're taking just pictures with real people using it.

We've got a pretty good endorsement.

Possibility happening.

So, you know Shaquille O 'Neal.

Yeah. So, we got to win it. This is the thing. Oh, man. Okay?

He spreads interest. He loves my invention.

And if we can get his sign off on it, it'll be a lot easier to cut. It's going

big. Right. And it's called Egg Spa, but we thought we'd call it the Egg Shack.

If he do it. If he do it. Okay?

So, he's going to come later today, and I want to show him some pictures. Okay.

I want you to take a look, and I'll tell you a little bit about the machine.

Yes. The idea for this is that this is something that you could actually have

your kitchen, and if you have a live chicken that would live inside here, and

it's like a little spa environment.

Now, a chicken usually only lays one egg a day.

So the chicken can be inside here in a little nest, and it's warm, and when

closed up and the machine's turned on, the light turns from UV light to

light, and then back again.

And the chicken thinks that a day has passed.

Registered mind.

And? Egg.

Hopefully, yes.

Weird, right? So why don't you step over here.

Great.

Yeah, perfect.

Yeah, just standing next to it. Yeah, hand on top. That's great.

Nice little picture.

Now, have you ever held a real chicken?

Yeah.

No. Okay.

That's even better. Don't worry. Okay.

My brother raises them.

They're like family pets. I love animals, period.

Good. It'd be great if we had a shot of him holding, just holding them. Yeah, I

would love to hold them. Right. Really sweet.

Yeah, it's fun. Perfect.

So people really believe, yeah, you're a natural. That's good.

And maybe putting them inside the machine, right?

Yeah. That's good.

Yeah, okay.

Actually, step to that side.

Yeah. Good.

Yeah. Close the back door up.

Yeah. Great.

Yeah. And then close the front door up.

That's good.

Yeah, that's nice and close. That's good.

So turn it on. Just give it the tiniest little turn.

Yeah.

Good. That's good. It'll kind of go through a cycle. Smile. It's easy,

Yeah.

And turn it off. Yeah. Good.

Open the door again.

Yeah.

Okay.

That's really... There's an egg in there, guys. Dude, it laid an egg.

Perfect. That's good. Okay.

Did you get the shot?

Yep. Back at me.

And there's a little wire rack next to you over there. Take the egg out and put

it in there.

That's good.

Yep. And right in that rack. I thought it was because the power was... Wow,

warm and everything.

Well, that's totally the way it's... What's up, brother?

Hello.

You're O 'Neal. Michael.

Nice to meet you. Hello.

Yes, I did.

What's going on, Shaq?

I'm Ace Thomas.

Oh my gosh, I totally... You, man?

Honestly,

we were just taking some pictures and waiting for you to arrive.

And she's chill. She's totally fine. She's loving the new machine.

Is this a product you want me to endorse? I would love that.

So I got to make a call.

Yeah, we'll set it up again and we'll get it ready for you.

So happy to have you here. All right, thank you.

Am I going to get a pic? Yeah, I got you. You got me?

Yeah, I got you. Big bro.

You know, we got to get it to work for him. Okay, so click the light on and off

at that bottom button.

Yep, I'm back on.

It is working. So it's working. I'm going to close it. I'll turn it on.

Yeah,

that's what I'm saying. Okay, good.

Yeah.

Crazy.

It's not pulsing. That's odd. That's why I don't know.

I'm going for... Oh, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no.

I didn't do anything.

Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh.

That is... Okay.

Get it out of here.

What is this? Get it out of here. Yeah.

Shoot. Everything's stuck.

What do you mean? Close it.

Let's go.

You know what? Just put it back. Leave it there.

Okay.

Don't let it back in here.

Should I take it out?

Yeah. Well, wait. You know what? There's another chicken. There's a guy with

another chicken. Hold on. You stay here.

You stay here. Just stand like you were posing for the picture.

Tell him I'm going to clean it. Tell him I'm going to clean it and do it again

and I'm not going to. Yeah. I'll just be right back. I'll be right back.

It's a lot.

Hurry up.

All right, let me see it.

He'll be right back.

He's going.

He'll be right back.

Ace, man, I got stuff to do.

Let me check it out.

Can't do it. Come on, Ace. Come on, man.

Leave it.

Leave what?

He told me to leave it. He said don't let it. He said just don't open it. Ace,

this is me and you, dog.

Bro. Open it up, man. Let me see it.

Shaquille. Ace, I got to go. I'm going to walk out of here.

Hey. Can I see it?

We are going to show you how it works. Absolutely. I had it on before.

Right. And let me just turn this little puppy on right here.

This guy over here is good. He wouldn't open it.

No, you know what it is?

The power, it was forcing too much power into it. So it was, you know, the sun

simulator was getting messed up by the Carbonaro effect.

You know what that is, the Carbonaro effect?

Yeah, I know what the Carbonaro effect is.

Show them. I got to show them. All right.

You got... Did we do it? Please, whip it down.

It's... How's...

The Carbonaro Effect is the name of a hidden camera

magic TV show.

Got you.

Like the one you're on right now.

That's right, buddy.

Did you give him a hard time?

I did.

Dude,

you were awesome.

You gotcha.

You got scared?

A little bit.

A little bit.

You and Shaquille O 'Neal were a chicken come back to life. You were awesome.

Get him out of here, Shaquille.