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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:08,840 That is the most bizarre thing ever. 2 00:00:09,580 --> 00:00:13,120 This is the Carbonaro Effect. 3 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:25,860 I just thought of something. We're at Michael's, and I'm Michael. 4 00:00:26,340 --> 00:00:29,720 Michael. But I'm playing Peter. That's what the namesake says. So I'm Michael 5 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:33,340 Michael's, playing Peter at Michael's. That's not confusing. Just go with it. 6 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,510 Hey, how you doing? Good. 7 00:00:39,010 --> 00:00:40,110 Oh, did you draw with this? 8 00:00:40,490 --> 00:00:43,270 No, I was just looking at it. Oh, yeah, it's really wild. 9 00:00:43,690 --> 00:00:47,270 They make it, the people who make 3D printers, they make that same kind of 10 00:00:47,270 --> 00:00:49,610 thing. I was trying to play with it before, but I couldn't get it to work. 11 00:00:49,770 --> 00:00:53,570 Someone was doing it. Nah, see, it's not really, it's supposed to look 3D, but 12 00:00:53,570 --> 00:00:54,570 it doesn't look very 3D. 13 00:00:54,790 --> 00:00:57,790 No. And because it's expensive, too, so it's very strange. 14 00:00:58,860 --> 00:01:02,840 Yeah, those are closed. Those are closed. But look, like if I draw a 3D 15 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:06,160 here, you know how you draw like a box and make it look 3D? Yeah. It's supposed 16 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:13,040 to look... I don't know if the ink is running out or what, but... It's 17 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,160 supposed to look more 3D. 18 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:21,260 I don't know if they say that like it's supposed to... I don't think it really 19 00:01:21,260 --> 00:01:22,018 works that well. 20 00:01:22,020 --> 00:01:24,740 Yeah, I don't think... It's not really that great, right? They said when it 21 00:01:24,740 --> 00:01:26,340 dries, it should like start to... 22 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:29,160 Oh, my God. Wait. Do you see it? 23 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:30,880 Wait a minute. 24 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:36,280 Are you kidding me? Oh, no, no. Oh, my gosh. I got it to work. 25 00:01:37,220 --> 00:01:38,018 That's great. 26 00:01:38,020 --> 00:01:39,160 Oh, my gosh. That's great. 27 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:42,000 Wow. Okay. What just happened? Yeah. 28 00:01:42,260 --> 00:01:43,380 It's like a 3D printer. 29 00:01:44,260 --> 00:01:45,199 That's great. 30 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,600 I totally didn't think it was working. 31 00:01:50,180 --> 00:01:52,820 How did that happen? I don't know. I'm freaked out. 32 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:54,240 Totally freaked out. 33 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,000 That is out of control. 34 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,280 Seriously? Yeah. 35 00:01:58,500 --> 00:01:59,500 Wait, look at this. 36 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:03,260 It dried out. Oh, I guess it needed to get just, that's the scribble. 37 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,080 That's great. 38 00:02:06,140 --> 00:02:07,200 You're going to scribble on it? 39 00:02:07,980 --> 00:02:08,980 Here, try. 40 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,400 Where'd the pen go? 41 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,180 Oh. Whoa. 42 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:15,840 Okay, what? 43 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:19,200 You know what? It's funny. The guy said that they make the pen. 44 00:02:19,790 --> 00:02:23,230 Like that they draw the pens out of their own pens, the company, and that 45 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:26,450 they're not losing any money. They have 100 % profit margin. 46 00:02:26,770 --> 00:02:28,070 Okay. That's crazy. 47 00:02:28,750 --> 00:02:31,790 I'm freaked out right now. Yeah, we were trying to get these to work all day. 48 00:02:33,030 --> 00:02:35,070 Hold on a second. Let me just get my... Yeah, please. 49 00:02:51,690 --> 00:02:52,690 What are you making? 50 00:02:53,950 --> 00:02:56,530 We're graduating, and we're decorating our caps. 51 00:02:56,990 --> 00:02:57,989 Oh, that's cool. 52 00:02:57,990 --> 00:02:59,830 That's great. You should get one of these banners. 53 00:03:00,370 --> 00:03:01,370 Oh, yeah? You think so? 54 00:03:01,670 --> 00:03:04,090 Yeah. They were just showing us how to use these this morning. They're really 55 00:03:04,090 --> 00:03:05,049 fun. 56 00:03:05,050 --> 00:03:06,050 That's pretty cool. 57 00:03:06,230 --> 00:03:09,430 Oh. No, but they do, like, an electronic one. Like a fancy thing. Did I do that 58 00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:10,430 right? 59 00:03:11,130 --> 00:03:13,990 Yeah, but what does it do? No, there's two L's. Oh, there's two L's in it. 60 00:03:14,070 --> 00:03:17,090 That's what keeps messing up. So it's, like, better to make them yourself than 61 00:03:17,090 --> 00:03:20,110 the electronic version, you know? What does it do, though? Oh, because they 62 00:03:20,110 --> 00:03:21,110 the little ends on it. 63 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,040 So it works with your phone. 64 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,460 So you plug the phone into the end of it. 65 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,860 And then you just speak into it. I'll show you. 66 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:30,960 Welcome. 67 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:32,620 Yeah, there we go. 68 00:03:35,060 --> 00:03:37,340 It'll just write it out for you. 69 00:03:39,580 --> 00:03:40,580 What? 70 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:42,900 No, because I was saying welcome. 71 00:03:43,540 --> 00:03:44,540 Where did it go? 72 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:45,960 Where'd the L go? 73 00:03:46,220 --> 00:03:47,700 Because I said it correctly this time. 74 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:49,880 Here, I'll show you. 75 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:53,180 I want to watch it do it. Yeah, but I want to see a different part. Oh, I see 76 00:03:53,180 --> 00:03:54,180 what you mean. Okay, okay. 77 00:03:54,740 --> 00:03:55,740 Use your phone. 78 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:57,698 What's your name? 79 00:03:57,700 --> 00:03:58,700 Morgan. Morgan. 80 00:03:58,760 --> 00:03:59,940 Here, plug that into there. 81 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,140 Just into the audio jack. 82 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:07,480 And then just hold down the main button and say your name. 83 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:09,120 Say my name? Yeah. 84 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:10,760 Morgan. 85 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:15,100 See that just flipped over? 86 00:04:19,690 --> 00:04:20,690 I'll attach it. 87 00:04:20,790 --> 00:04:21,790 There's her knife! 88 00:04:21,950 --> 00:04:23,230 Stop! Yeah. What? 89 00:04:24,270 --> 00:04:25,270 Yeah. 90 00:04:25,590 --> 00:04:28,850 Wow! Yeah, it gets a little tangled, but it does a pretty good job. 91 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:32,650 Is this serious, Johnna? Yeah. That's pretty cool, right? 92 00:04:32,930 --> 00:04:34,190 I don't understand. 93 00:04:34,510 --> 00:04:35,590 How does it work? 94 00:04:36,330 --> 00:04:37,810 This is not real life. 95 00:04:41,230 --> 00:04:42,230 What's he doing? 96 00:04:42,530 --> 00:04:44,390 Oh, yeah, he was doing these little paintings. 97 00:04:44,810 --> 00:04:46,030 Oh, that's what he's doing? 98 00:04:46,230 --> 00:04:47,910 Yeah. It's a crap turtle. Yeah. 99 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:51,670 He does some paintings. Where do you keep him when he's not working? 100 00:04:52,110 --> 00:04:53,110 Here's a little box. 101 00:04:53,330 --> 00:04:54,330 What does he eat? 102 00:04:55,030 --> 00:04:56,030 Nothing. 103 00:04:57,830 --> 00:04:58,830 He has to eat. 104 00:05:00,190 --> 00:05:02,250 I'm so confused right now. Why are you confused? 105 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:05,550 Because you said he doesn't eat, and he's real, so he has to eat. 106 00:05:05,770 --> 00:05:08,270 Oh, no, it's a craft turtle. That's what I was saying. 107 00:05:08,950 --> 00:05:09,950 He's a craft turtle. 108 00:05:10,950 --> 00:05:14,610 He's a little... I'm so confused. I'm really confused. 109 00:05:14,970 --> 00:05:17,690 Is he a real life... Oh, wait, you're taking... Oh, no, here. 110 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,200 These little pieces. 111 00:05:20,340 --> 00:05:22,120 That's what dots this out, yeah. 112 00:05:22,620 --> 00:05:25,640 It's just pieces. That's the most realistic thing I have ever seen. 113 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:27,360 Oh, my God. 114 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:32,620 I was about to report you because you weren't feeding him. Oh, no. I was 115 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:33,660 wondering. I thought you were being silly. 116 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:34,920 You were like, what? 117 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:36,800 Do you know how real he looks? 118 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,780 Yeah, when it's together, it's really real because it's made of deep sediment 119 00:05:41,780 --> 00:05:45,140 clay, so it warms up in the sun. That's how we get it to work. 120 00:05:48,010 --> 00:05:49,610 You wet him with a sponge. 121 00:05:50,370 --> 00:05:54,210 Yeah. And then you let that clay absorb sunlight. 122 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:57,310 Yeah. Because he's like stiff right now. Yeah. 123 00:05:57,630 --> 00:06:03,210 But when he absorbs the sunlight, then it gets more doughy. And there's no 124 00:06:03,210 --> 00:06:07,870 battery. No, no battery. Some clay dries by sun and some you have to bake in the 125 00:06:07,870 --> 00:06:12,430 oven. Right. So these three prongs go on here like that. Right. And then he'll 126 00:06:12,430 --> 00:06:15,710 go off and... Yeah. 127 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:19,899 He blinks his eyes. 128 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:20,899 Yeah. 129 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:22,420 He starts to warm up a little. 130 00:06:23,620 --> 00:06:28,200 That is wild. I don't understand why someone can activate his motion if 131 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,039 no battery. 132 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,240 Is it the stored heat? 133 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:34,440 Yeah, it's the condensed heat. And it kind of wavers. Through the clay. 134 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:35,680 Yeah. 135 00:06:35,740 --> 00:06:40,080 So the clay has got some sort of organic DNA. 136 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:44,380 It's mimicking what the turtles are doing. Oh, my gosh. Because it's 137 00:06:44,380 --> 00:06:46,360 turtle clay. You know the turtle bay in Peru? 138 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:47,980 Yeah. Yeah, this is. 139 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,340 Turtle Clay by Turtle Bay. 140 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:52,880 Because you know how a turtle will go into its shell to protect itself. Yeah, 141 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:56,180 right. But he's not real. How does he know that he needs to protect himself? 142 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:57,240 It's a blob of clay. 143 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:58,900 I've got to get one of these for my kids. 144 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,380 It has to have something to coordinate. 145 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:02,640 Oh, my God. 146 00:07:02,660 --> 00:07:03,660 Oh, my God. 147 00:07:03,780 --> 00:07:07,060 Yeah, moisten it with a sponge. And then they just put a little paint on his 148 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,620 feet and let them make art, you know. 149 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,540 Something is really, really wrong. 150 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:20,640 I don't look like I'd be running a yard sale, do I? Oh, wait. 151 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:21,900 Oh, wait. 152 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:23,920 Yard sale guy. 153 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,520 Come on down to the yard sale. I'm the yard sale guy. 154 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:28,120 Come and buy something. 155 00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:32,000 Well, how come there's so many cars? 156 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:35,500 Oh, yeah. You know, they park here to golf instead. 157 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:39,080 So I was like, man, this must be some special yard sale. Yeah, right? 158 00:07:39,580 --> 00:07:40,580 Yeah. 159 00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:48,250 This is funny someone was just someone's like they're gonna come back for this 160 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:52,530 like don't sell it to anyone else And I'm like this of all the things right? 161 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:56,810 Yes. Oh, oh, whoops didn't even open it. Oh my god. 162 00:07:57,370 --> 00:08:02,130 Yikes Oh my gosh, I should clean it before. 163 00:08:02,350 --> 00:08:06,250 Oh, yeah, probably come back. That's pretty gross. Oh, that is gross Yeah, 164 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:09,690 that's what she was saying. It was like she said they don't make these anymore. 165 00:08:09,910 --> 00:08:15,320 He didn't open it. He didn't open it No, cuz it hadn't yeah i know but she saw 166 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:19,100 this and she was like is that the the knob for there and i said yes and she 167 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:22,980 hold on i'll be right back do not sell that it's so funny yeah you know like a 168 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:29,040 self -cleaning oven yeah yeah here it doesn't have a cord that goes um it 169 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:34,460 doesn't have a cord it goes i think that it goes on there yeah 170 00:08:34,460 --> 00:08:39,000 and do you feel it's whipped all the way on no i'm not i don't want to do 171 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,360 anything yeah just like that i thought it was one of those other those electric 172 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:45,150 things that had one Yeah. It doesn't have any cord. 173 00:08:45,370 --> 00:08:48,930 No, it's not a cord, but it feels like it has like a... No wonder she thought 174 00:08:48,930 --> 00:08:50,030 was unique. Yeah, it's getting warm. 175 00:08:50,450 --> 00:08:51,450 Feel that? 176 00:08:52,550 --> 00:08:55,890 Yeah. Yeah, it feels like it got warm. And then if you turn it all the way 177 00:08:55,890 --> 00:08:59,270 over... Who made that? I never... Yeah. She said it would get hot, but I don't 178 00:08:59,270 --> 00:09:00,270 feel it getting hot. 179 00:09:00,450 --> 00:09:04,450 What the... Does it feel like it's hot? What is that? What is that? Oh, my gosh. 180 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:08,650 I'm freaking out. Oh, my God. That's what you... 181 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:09,880 That's crazy. 182 00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:11,360 Are you kidding me? No. 183 00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:14,180 She said it was a leftover lever. 184 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:19,700 And that's why she... I don't care. How did that junk get to that? 185 00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:24,040 She said it's a... Are you kidding me? I'm freaking out. 186 00:09:24,260 --> 00:09:25,260 What? 187 00:09:25,540 --> 00:09:27,400 No, you didn't see what happened. 188 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:30,760 It's like a fresh pan of lasagna. 189 00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:35,740 Exactly. So was it frozen? No, it wasn't frozen. It was just dried out. Like, 190 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:36,740 you know how you try... 191 00:09:37,050 --> 00:09:42,550 You know when you make soup and the top gets like a skin on it and you kind of 192 00:09:42,550 --> 00:09:43,550 flop it over? 193 00:09:43,570 --> 00:09:47,110 It wasn't even a full pan, though. No, I know, but it fluffs it up. It's like a 194 00:09:47,110 --> 00:09:48,110 leftover cooker. 195 00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:50,390 I've never seen anything like that in my life. 196 00:09:50,850 --> 00:09:53,650 It looks like it just came out the stove now. 197 00:09:54,290 --> 00:09:57,070 No, if you'd seen what was in there before, you wouldn't eat it. Yeah, it 198 00:09:57,070 --> 00:09:58,070 all dried out. 199 00:09:58,210 --> 00:10:02,030 They call it the leftover lever. 200 00:10:02,350 --> 00:10:04,110 I feel like I'm on drugs or something. 201 00:10:04,410 --> 00:10:05,890 I've never seen anything like that. 202 00:10:10,450 --> 00:10:14,650 Someone came by before. I had these in separate cages, and they wanted the cage 203 00:10:14,650 --> 00:10:15,650 but not the bunny. 204 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:20,830 These are Norwegian jackrabbits, so you're not supposed to put them in the 205 00:10:20,830 --> 00:10:21,709 cage together. 206 00:10:21,710 --> 00:10:23,030 Oh, uh -huh. I don't know, 207 00:10:23,810 --> 00:10:26,130 but he keeps going over there. He really wants to be friends. 208 00:10:26,450 --> 00:10:29,650 Yeah. He's got the cutest little face, right? Hey there, bunny. 209 00:10:30,570 --> 00:10:32,370 Hey there. Here, I'm going to put them together. 210 00:10:32,910 --> 00:10:33,910 It'll be all right. 211 00:10:34,290 --> 00:10:36,350 And this one's really interesting because... 212 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:40,160 She says they would go crazy if you put the two together. 213 00:10:41,260 --> 00:10:43,420 And this one has the cutest little eye. 214 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,920 Oh, yeah. You see, it's got a little bit of, like, color. 215 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:48,140 Oh, and you've got another one. 216 00:10:48,340 --> 00:10:49,139 Oh, look at that. 217 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:50,140 Wait a minute. 218 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,660 Did it just pop out? 219 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:52,960 That can't be. 220 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,180 Where was it hiding, even? 221 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:57,620 No way. There were only two rabbits in here. Oh, my God. 222 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,820 Oh, look at that. They're like a little family. 223 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:04,520 Yeah. And they're just so cute, right? Look, there's another one. What? 224 00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:06,580 Whoa. 225 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,100 Whoa. 226 00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:13,620 Yeah. Well, is that why you're not supposed to put the two together? 227 00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:14,619 three babies. 228 00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:15,880 How? Where were those babies? 229 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:19,260 I don't know. That is the most bizarre thing ever. 230 00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:21,460 Yeah. Is that why you're not supposed to put them together? 231 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,980 I mean, look, there's a black one. 232 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:28,260 A solid black one. Where are all those babies? Oh, my God. 233 00:11:29,050 --> 00:11:30,810 They can't give birth that quickly, right? 234 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,210 That's just bizarre. 235 00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:35,950 That is bizarre. Now, this one here is moving around. 236 00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:38,870 Yeah, here there's one. I mean, how in the world could they? 237 00:11:39,190 --> 00:11:40,190 Yeah, there's four. 238 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:43,170 There's four. One, two, three. 239 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:45,030 No way, there's five. 240 00:11:45,310 --> 00:11:48,890 Wait a minute. One, two, three, four, five. Wait a minute. There's five. Let 241 00:11:48,890 --> 00:11:53,090 see. One, two, whoa, three, four, 242 00:11:53,370 --> 00:11:58,050 five. Six. Six? 243 00:11:58,890 --> 00:12:02,390 Oh, my God. How did that just happen? I mean, I swear. 244 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,930 No wonder she said they would go crazy. 245 00:12:05,410 --> 00:12:09,110 What are they doing? Are they trying to... There's seven. 246 00:12:09,570 --> 00:12:11,490 Seven? There's seven. Wait a minute. 247 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:12,730 There's seven. 248 00:12:13,470 --> 00:12:15,450 Whoa. And I think there's one underneath. 249 00:12:16,150 --> 00:12:17,150 Underneath. 250 00:12:17,450 --> 00:12:18,930 Wait a minute. Here, come over here. 251 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,270 You got those? I got these. 252 00:12:22,110 --> 00:12:27,250 I mean, it couldn't happen that quick. No way. They can't... Whoa. Yeah, that's 253 00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:28,250 what I'm saying. 254 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:32,060 Okay, now check underneath them and just see. Okay, just look underneath them? 255 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:35,500 Yeah, just see if there's any left. Do you see any? No, I don't see any. 256 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:36,700 No? No. 257 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,580 Okay, and any over here? 258 00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:41,380 No. No? No. Whoa. 259 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,140 Oh, my God. How many is it, eh? No. 260 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:49,000 Was that one already in there? No, you just told me it was empty. Wait a 261 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:51,800 Did you put this one in there? No! Hold on. How many are here now? 262 00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:55,760 Okay. I'm losing count. Two, four, six, eight. 263 00:12:56,270 --> 00:12:57,270 Ten, eleven. 264 00:12:57,430 --> 00:12:58,430 Eleven, eleven. 265 00:12:58,590 --> 00:13:00,090 What are you going to do with all these? 266 00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:02,390 How many do you want to take some home? 267 00:13:02,970 --> 00:13:03,970 No! 268 00:13:04,510 --> 00:13:06,150 Dude, stop! What am I going to do with all of them? 269 00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:07,850 Look, oh my God! 270 00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:12,050 All right, I'll make a deal with you. You take half of them. 271 00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:13,350 No, dude, stop. 272 00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:15,370 You've heard of an Eskimo kiss? 273 00:13:15,610 --> 00:13:19,030 Yeah. It's that kind of a thing that can breed just by nose -touching. 274 00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:23,570 Yeah, when rabbits touch noses. That's why you always try and keep them from 275 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:24,570 kissing. 276 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:29,210 Well, I mean, I think that you need to take one of them out. Right. And you 277 00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:32,530 to put these babies back in with this one because the babies came from this. 278 00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:35,610 From this guy? Uh -huh. Okay. The babies came from there. But that's the boy. 279 00:13:36,330 --> 00:13:37,289 Are you sure? 280 00:13:37,290 --> 00:13:38,249 Yeah. 281 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:41,410 Should I put some of them back? Look, another one's being born. Okay. 282 00:13:41,650 --> 00:13:43,570 What about a box? 283 00:13:43,930 --> 00:13:45,230 Yeah, a box is good. 284 00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:49,650 I'll watch them. I'll watch them. You watch over them. Yeah. Okay, just watch 285 00:13:49,650 --> 00:13:50,529 them. I'll get a box. 286 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:51,530 All right, hold on. 287 00:13:51,550 --> 00:13:52,550 Oh, dear God. 288 00:13:53,410 --> 00:13:54,410 This is crazy. 289 00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:05,350 And lock 73, the glue that makes you go, what just happened? 290 00:14:08,050 --> 00:14:13,190 This is right up my alley, man. Yeah? Yeah. My mom has a consignment store. 291 00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:14,169 Oh, cool. 292 00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:18,690 And she gets a lot of pieces, too, that I pick up from her. Oh, nice. 293 00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:21,050 Yeah, we refinish stuff. We build stuff. 294 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:22,920 We're actually testing a glue today. 295 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:25,700 Have you heard of this stuff before, Ambox 73? 296 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,020 Mm -hmm. Here, check that thing out. 297 00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:32,240 It's supposed to be better than... It's like an epoxy, kind of? It's supposed to 298 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,600 be better than regular glue. 299 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:37,140 Okay. You know, like, bonds in a way that, like... It's, like, better than 300 00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:41,000 screws. Yeah, like, absorbs in the wood and, you know, bonds it together. Yeah, 301 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,220 so we're testing it on these. We're just making a few spice racks. 302 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,400 Okay. So we're just doing the post with the glue. 303 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,580 Then we'll paint it when we're finished. So it's pretty... 304 00:14:50,810 --> 00:14:52,050 Pretty easy, I mean. 305 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:57,290 But this stuff's crazy, because first you have to open it, and it smells 306 00:14:57,290 --> 00:14:58,290 bad. 307 00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:00,970 Ooh, yeah. 308 00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:02,210 It's strong, right? Yeah. 309 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:06,850 So I'm going to leave it open. You actually have to leave it open for two 310 00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:09,770 minutes, and it will start to smell sweet. 311 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,890 And when it smells sweet, then you use it. 312 00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:16,930 So it's 1235, so we'll do it in like 12. 313 00:15:18,219 --> 00:15:19,780 37. Sure. Wait for the odor. 314 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:23,620 Wait for the odor to smell good. In fact, but I get pretty light -headed 315 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,340 Can you put that, like, over on that bench or something? 316 00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:29,500 Yeah, just get it away. And then we'll check back on it in, like, two minutes. 317 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:34,880 Did they have you sign, by the way, a release to you of chemicals? 318 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,020 No. They didn't? Okay. 319 00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:40,040 I'll have him go over it with you. You're just going to sign a thing that 320 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,260 you're using, like, glues and saws and all that stuff? 321 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:43,480 Typical waiver. 322 00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:44,820 We can do that later. 323 00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:46,410 You don't have to worry about it now. 324 00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:47,630 Okay. Okay, so here. 325 00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:51,770 Slide that thing in. I was doing this thing where I, like, slid, and I have 326 00:15:51,770 --> 00:15:56,150 paint here, and I have brushes up there, which I'll get. You just hold the 327 00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:57,210 bottom of the ladder when I go up. 328 00:15:58,730 --> 00:15:59,689 Here you go. 329 00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:00,830 Slide along, find the pressure. 330 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,170 This is how they want to test the glue. 331 00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:05,670 It has a spot where it kind of fits in. 332 00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:10,210 Right there? Yeah, and then just make a mark on either side of it. 333 00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:11,990 I'm going to get the brushes. 334 00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:17,830 Maybe you could hold the bottom of this ladder here. Will you hold the bottom of 335 00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:18,830 the ladder here? Sure. 336 00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:20,190 Yeah. Okay. 337 00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:24,090 Nice. All right. Good. 338 00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:27,430 Okay. 339 00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:31,850 Check the glue, too, see if it smells sweet yet. 340 00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:33,090 Okay. 341 00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:36,870 Yeah, it's smelling sweet. 342 00:16:38,690 --> 00:16:40,170 Smells kind of good now, actually. 343 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,640 Get that whole thing finished then. 344 00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:52,940 All right. 345 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,660 So I'll just let that dry. You all right? 346 00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:57,860 Yeah. Okay. 347 00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:00,920 You took a good long smell of that. Yeah. 348 00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:03,460 So I did this one. You don't mind if I did it, right? 349 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,240 Yeah. 350 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,319 Check my work. You're better at it than I am. 351 00:17:09,619 --> 00:17:10,619 Is it still wet? 352 00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:11,919 No, it dried. 353 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:14,980 It's been like, what time did we check that glue the first time? 354 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:17,680 1235. 355 00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:18,780 1235. Yeah. 356 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,140 Yeah, look, it's 1250. 357 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,819 So that's like 15 minutes. 358 00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:28,359 Yeah, because I don't know. 359 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:33,300 Yeah, I might have took too good of a whiff off that. Yeah? I don't know, 360 00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:37,140 No, it was weird because I thought you were, I came down with the brushes and 361 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:40,180 you were like, you didn't want to. Yeah, I didn't even notice you come down. 362 00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:42,820 Really? I felt like two minutes had gone by. 363 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,800 Oh, so did you not see me paint this? 364 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:48,940 No. I don't even remember you doing that. Really? I was standing there that 365 00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:49,940 long. Yeah. 366 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,740 Yeah, we lost a little bit of time, right? Yeah. 367 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,059 That's weird. 368 00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:57,060 That's crazy. 369 00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:58,220 Yeah. 370 00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:02,820 I'm not sure if you should be using that stuff. Yeah, you know what? I don't 371 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:03,960 think I want to use this stuff anymore. 372 00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:05,439 It's funny. 373 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:10,240 Yeah, it's funny because he had me sign the release for it, which I didn't even 374 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,199 want to do. 375 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,200 Right. Yeah. 376 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,880 Do you feel bad that you signed it now? 377 00:18:14,729 --> 00:18:16,430 Well, I don't remember reading it. 378 00:18:16,690 --> 00:18:18,730 Did I look it over? That's so sick. 379 00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:21,270 Yeah, so you signed this. 380 00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:24,770 No, I literally don't remember any of that. 381 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:27,350 Whoa. I know I blanked. I lost time. 382 00:18:27,550 --> 00:18:32,450 I mean, I lost probably, I don't know, five or eight minutes. Yeah. Something 383 00:18:32,450 --> 00:18:33,069 like that. 384 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,070 Yeah, where I just blanked out. 385 00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:37,130 Really? Yeah. And I was just standing there. 386 00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:41,030 Yeah, I probably should have put my nose in that thing. Yeah. 387 00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:42,630 And I've used a lot of... 388 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:46,660 you know, caustic, you know, materials and glues, and that's never happened. 389 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,940 Yeah. They say that thing happens, you know, you lose a blank of time, like a 390 00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:53,820 section of time, and you don't remember what you're doing. It's kind of like a 391 00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:56,560 blackout from fumes. It's called the Carbonaro effect. 392 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,280 No kidding. Have you heard of that, the Carbonaro effect? 393 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:00,199 Oh, yeah. 394 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:05,260 It's also the name of a hidden camera magic TV show. 395 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,480 Oh, yeah. I think, uh... 396 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,420 I think I have heard that somewhere. You've heard of that show? Yeah. 397 00:19:12,780 --> 00:19:17,020 What if I told you that you were on that show right now? Shut up. 398 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,439 I'm serious. 399 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:19,440 I'm serious. 400 00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:21,459 No, you're not. 401 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:22,139 I'm serious. 402 00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:25,360 No, you're not. You're kidding, right? I'm not kidding. My name's Michael 403 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:28,620 Carbonaro. I thought you might have looked familiar to me. 404 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:35,220 You're on my TV show right now. You didn't blank out. You're totally cool. 405 00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:40,270 Literally, I was freaking out. Yeah. I was freaking out for a second. 406 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:41,309 Oh, dude. 407 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,310 You got me good. You were awesome. 408 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:44,650 Yeah. 409 00:19:46,450 --> 00:19:49,850 I was halfway thinking, do I need to go to the hospital right now? Oh, no. 410 00:19:51,630 --> 00:19:53,070 That's my signature. 411 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:54,890 And you didn't need to be patient. 31248

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