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That's weird. This is unbelievable.

This is the Carbonaro Effect.

So if somebody comes in, like, actually for a real tattoo, do I, like, send them

to you?

Hello? If somebody comes in for a...

Hey, man, what are you doing? I kind of want to see how much a tattoo would be.

Like actual sit under the, you know, under the needle?

Yeah. Kind of tat or not the electronic one?

What's the electronic one? Oh, they do it with, like, light.

What? This one thing? Yeah, explain that. Well, yeah, most people are coming

now with the picture they want on their phone.

No, I like the, uh... The real deal? Yeah, the real deal. It's funny. I was

going to get, uh... I was going to do one, like, here.

Really? Yeah, because I haven't had the electronic one done.

That's pretty cool, though. Yeah, like right here. It's like an app.

You could download your own, or they use, it's called App 2.

App 2.

And you can, like, you know, upload a design to it or something.

That's pretty cool. Which one should I get on this?

Ship.

Should try the ship.

Let's do it. I'm going to give this thing a try, man.

Does that work? Yeah.

It's like...

I forget if it's... Is it like plug -in pliers?

It has the headphone jack. It's ink in it.

Yeah. You know, you put like a few drops of the ink into the electronics of it.

Yeah. How does that work? I have no idea.

Nah, chill.

Yeah, it goes into the camera and by the... by the... the flash like pulses

or something.

Nah, you're... You think so?

Nah, dude.

Shit. Put it on the paper.

Do it on the paper? I'll do it on the paper. Dude, I'll do it on me.

Here.

Hold on.

Dude. So this guy.

That guy, yeah.

Okay.

Sanitizes the area.

No way.

No, yeah, like it drips up into the thing. It's not a needle.

It's just like a temporary ink.

Oh, my God.

There's no way.

Isn't that weird?

Oh, my God.

What?

Yeah. Like, if you watch it, you'll see the... How long did that last?

That'll last three weeks.

What? Yeah.

Good God. They're going to be all right. No, hold on. Don't move. How much did

this cost?

This is free. The app is free, and you can upload your own picture. No way.

Like, we'll do it, but, like... I don't know how... How will that... You just

poured that in your phone. You just put ten drops into the headphone jack.

That's insane.

Come on, dude.

Well, that's crazy.

What's your name? My name is Khalif.

Khalif? Yeah, man. You can call me Leaf. Leaf.

Oh, that's cool. See, that's what you should get a tattoo of, a leaf.

Oh, yeah. You know, I actually, that would probably be the next step.

Yeah. Consider I'm left -handed.

Oh, that's cool.

Yeah, yeah. I was actually just going to get my left -hand tattoo today.

That's so weird.

Are you left -handed, too? No, I'm not, but I wanted to put something.

I was just drawing him over here, too.

I love cats. I've always had, like, a cat my whole life. So this is my cat,

Jack. So I was going to get, like, on my wrist.

So I was going to go in at 4 o 'clock today and get this done, like, right

But, uh... Oh, shoot.

Oh, man. You definitely wore that for a minute.

Yeah. It's all good. It happens.

And, you know, you shouldn't tattoo over a tan line.

Yeah, next thing you know, it's just going to completely be uneven.

Yeah, because... Shoot.

Ah, I have an appointment today for that.

It's worth a shot. I'm going to use that stuff.

What? The move -a -tan?

The move -a -tan stuff?

Let me give it a try.

Yeah, it affects the... So if you sit out in the sun too long before tanning,

you know, it wasn't really made for tattoo shops, but we've been using this

stuff a lot. Of course, it's going to start affecting people.

Yeah. So watch, you get it going on your fingertips, and you get it to just

absorb into the... And then you kind of squeeze and slide the tan line up.

out of the way let me get it up so this way it's a little hard i'm just

getting like up into a place where you don't really don't really worry about it

you know how did but that'll be good you

totally just moved that how did you it's like

and you can feel that too right

It won't, once it's in place, it's not going to go anywhere. It doesn't smear

smudge. Once it sets in.

Amazing.

It's a good one. That's the main thing I can say.

Yeah, man.

Oh, man.

That is loud. I really wish I had it.

Oh, yeah.

I have like this uneven gradation. Oh, yeah.

Dark. Yeah. And then you can definitely.

You should just pour it and just smooth it all out.

You know, just smooth it and you can move it wherever you want.

And there's nothing there no more. Right. You know, like, ladies use it to

the bikini lines in. Oh, yeah.

If they go up too high.

So you just might... Yep. Right under it. Right under your bathing suit.

pretty genius, you know.

Yeah. It was definitely on your wrist.

Yeah. And there's nothing there no more. Right.

Move again.

You seriously grew the pants.

That's right. What the hell?

I have a couple of them.

Oh, cool.

And a wife.

Oh, nice.

You draw these?

No, I got them off of the web. Oh, yeah, cool. Just did a lot of research.

Yeah, nice, nice.

Had to make sure they said exactly what I wanted. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've heard about that. And make sure they don't swap it out on you. And don't

turn it upside down either. Really?

Does it change it?

Well, hell yeah.

Oh, right.

But does it mean something else that way?

No. Oh, okay. It would mean nothing. Oh, yeah, this dude's getting...

This one today.

Do you see that word?

Family forever. Very good, man. Yeah. I like that. That's cool, right? Yeah,

that's very good.

Which way should it say? Would you put family that way?

Murder.

Murder? Yeah. No, I think family.

Wait a minute. How did you just add that it looked like murder?

Oh, I'll be a son of God.

You know, it did look like murder for a second. Like murder?

Yeah, it looked like murder for a second. Oh.

Forever. And you don't see murder in there?

I don't see murder in here. That's crazy.

Where is murder?

Well, it's not there now. Now I can't actually read it. Let me just see.

What? That's weird.

I did actually say murder in there. You saw family, murder?

Family, forever, murder. These are the words that I'm coming from with this.

Are you, really?

Where'd it go? I don't see that. I see family and forever.

Okay, hold on.

Yeah. Forever. For sure.

Family. Family. Yeah, right?

Family. Family. Yeah.

And this way.

Forever?

No.

I don't understand how you think murder here.

You think family here. Stay there. Yeah.

Family? Yeah, they're made to sort of just hint to you. Okay, that's it.

Because you first didn't see it. No, at first I didn't see it. At first I

actually saw forever.

Family forever?

Family forever.

Let's leave it at that, right? Let's leave it at that. Family and forever. We

don't need to explore this any further.

You sure you don't want to double check yours? No, I'm good. No,

I'm good. Yeah? I'm good. And what do those say?

You say serenity, courage, and wisdom.

Okay. Good. Are you sure? It doesn't say murder, bloodshed, and death. No. No

matter how you hold it. No matter how you hold it. Okay. All right.

I'll be right back. Hold on. I'm going to double check and make sure that guy's

got the right thing because now you've got me going a little crazy.

doing you're looking for an inspection or something you know what it is you got

a problem with your lug nut all right let me just take a quick look here we're

doing a little inspection right what are you noticing it's a noise oh

okay you're hearing the sound all right i'll slide underneath and take a look at

that you notice one side better than the other this side okay let's see how

that's doing

You didn't go under it yet, did you?

No. Okay.

I never know how much people know about cars, you know. Oh, yeah. I don't know a

whole lot. You wouldn't know what to look for? Yeah. Okay. All right. I'm

to take a look.

Okay.

Do you notice it just on this side here in the front or also in the back?

Just the front. Just the front.

Okay. Can you go in the back and see if the hazards are still in sync?

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, if there's a clear channel through there, so...

And they stayed in sync?

Yeah, they did. Okay, good, yeah.

It's a little tight.

It's tighter than I've seen. Have you noticed that?

What, the... Going through the channel from underneath to the trunk? Have

Oh, no. You haven't gone through there?

Like, what you just did? Yeah. Oh.

Yeah, there's like a tube that goes from underneath the front all the way to

your trunk.

So if you wedge through that tube, it pushes all the pieces back into place.

It's like a kind of chiropractic for a car.

All right, so let me get your paperwork and we'll get you all wrapped up.

How's it going?

Hot out. It is hot out there.

There's air in here, but it's not doing me much good with that big door open

back there.

It's a nice car.

Got the keys?

Thank you.

Anything giving you trouble?

Sometimes the brakes squeak. Sometimes the brakes squeak? Yeah. All right,

just do a quick little look around.

Yeah, so it was raining today, so you noticed them squeaking.

Yeah, and we didn't know when I first started the car.

Oh, when you first start the car, they squeak.

It does stop. Okay.

All right.

Let's see here. I'm going to just open up the glove box with a manual in here.

Okay. And usually... Oops.

Is that okay?

An egg. Oh, I know.

Huh? My boyfriend.

Your boyfriend?

Played a trick on me.

He did?

He had eggs all in my car. They're all hard -boiled eggs.

Really? Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. You scared me because I... You thought it was a bird or something?

No, no, no. We have had a lot of egg shells. We've had a lot of egg shells

showing up in cars.

Uh -uh.

It's fine.

It's fine. We'll just do a quick little check. But you definitely think that

someone put that in there?

I mean, he had to because... Let me check, just in case.

Does that mean a bird's in there?

No, no, they have a hole just with the new gasoline.

I'll explain it to you. Let me take a look over here. Here, hold that for me.

Can you look?

Yeah.

Oh, look, look, look. What is it?

Yeah. It's a bird?

No, no, no.

It's just... Yes,

there's some shedding.

This is just... I wouldn't worry about it. Don't even worry. I'll do a full

inspection. You've got to be kidding me.

Just this, usually it's just the shells and the sheddings. You'll be fine.

I thought that was a plastic egg. That was a real egg?

Yeah, that's real.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah, yeah.

That's so scary.

All right, don't worry about it.

I'm scared now. No, don't be scared. Don't be scared.

We had a lot of it happen. I wouldn't even worry about it.

When's the last time you've been in your trunk?

Not a problem. Don't worry about it. How did that happen?

How in the world did that happen? That's, okay, wow, that is big.

Wow.

You've got to be kidding me. No, no.

I was just in that trunk last night.

Yeah, you know what it is? The gasoline these days, it has, you know, 10 % of it

is ethanol, which is corn -based.

Uh -huh. Do you park it outside?

Yeah. Snakes like this, I mean, they eat corn, so that's how they survive.

This is unbelievable.

I didn't want to say it, but when you said that they were screeching, the

were screeching, and then stopping, that's him. That's the snake.

You're scaring him back into the undercarriage.

How in the world is he that big?

Honestly, he's had to have been in there for a long time.

Oh, my God.

Whoa. Yeah, I don't want him to get stuck underneath there. That's how he's

going under.

That's how he goes under? Yeah, he'll go under in there.

Let me, um.

Don't, don't pick them up. Well, no, they're docile. I wouldn't. Oh, don't

it near me.

Yeah, I don't, I don't think the patrol's open.

They're only open on Wednesdays is the thing. So I can leave him in here.

Are you serious?

Yeah, I'll leave him in here and then you want to come back on Wednesday and

I'll. I really don't want to drive him home.

He's free range.

Yeah, it's an albino corn viper.

Oh my.

Yeah, honestly. This is the craziest thing that's ever happened to me.

Okay, I'll be right back, and I'll see if I can ring my supervisor.

Hey, baby, I don't want you to be scared, okay?

We were doing the walkthrough, and you will not believe what they found in my

car.

A snake.

Baby, this is no small garden snake.

When I say huge, he's seven foot, and he's yellow. It's a... Yellow albino

snake.

You okay?

He said I need to trade my car in.

I mean, I understand.

A lot of people have fear of snakes and stuff, but honestly. Yeah.

For as long as I've worked here.

But where'd the egg come from?

It probably laid babies.

Exactly. Yeah. Laid babies in my car.

When did they even call for this?

The albino corn snake viper patrol.

They have their own patrol. Now they do. After last summer.

The Viper Corn Snake Patrol. Albino.

Albino.

Viper. Viper. Corn Snake. Corn Snake. Patrol. Patrol.

Dude. What?

No way.

You got to call somebody.

Yeah.

Okay, this is going to be fun.

We're going to spend the whole day here.

Ahoy!

They're looking at me like I'm crazy.

Oh, hey.

What's going on?

Are you helping? Yeah.

All right.

The owners, they've got a lot of people who, like, own boats in this section.

Yeah. They have a lot of people who just, like, hire guys like us to, like,

clean their boats and polish them and wax them and stuff.

So this morning I've just been, like, I did all these boats over here, the

fiberglass ones.

Put it on everything. They say you put a thin coat of this stuff. It reeks. I've

been throwing them away.

And then you activate it with water. Just spray the water on it and activate

So I'll show you how we do that.

There we go.

There we go.

All right.

Okay. That's locked. Good, right?

Yeah. Okay.

Good, good, good.

Okay. So once I get the coat on everything, I...

I've ever used a pressure washer? Yeah.

So you'll know how to do it. Here, you want to do that side? Yeah.

Usually, because the wind's blowing, just one strong blast over there, just

it down, and it'll all kind of blow over.

Yeah. Yeah.

All right.

Yeah, and get the oar, too. Make sure.

I'll flip. Oh, you know, I'll do it on... Here, back up. I'll do it here.

Flip this and do... Get that side.

Oh, you hit this thing, too?

Yeah, a little bit.

Put that back on there.

That. Good.

Okay. And you could just put that stuff up there. Yeah, right here?

Yeah. And then with the wood stuff, it's not that sunny, but wood stuff's not

supposed to get that much of, like, direct sunlight.

Mm -hmm. So I cover the wood stuff up while that sets.

Like that.

Yeah. How about a rag?

Gosh, it, like, burns my hand.

Here. I like to wipe it off in between.

Put that up there.

Oh, my gosh.

Dude.

What?

Dude. Oh, my God.

Did you just strain someone's bow?

Oh, my God.

Gosh, it, like, burns my hands.

Here. I like to wipe it off in between.

Put that up there.

Oh, my gosh.

Dude.

What?

Did you just shrink someone's boat?

That's not funny, dude. I know.

What do I do? I have no clue.

How did that thing just shrink like that?

This stuff is made for fiberglass. Does it get bigger ever?

I don't know.

Do you want a radio in?

I don't want a radio in, no, because I don't want to get in trouble.

Yeah, but I don't think there's really any way around this.

I'm not trying to laugh, dude, but, oh, my God, I can't believe that happened.

Dude, I'm going to say you did it.

No.

No way.

You helped, though. Like, you helped with it.

I didn't put any of that stuff on there.

No, I'm telling you, you got to call somebody.

Yeah.

Are you going to say you helped with it or no?

I mean, if you want me to.

All right.

But all I did was spray it. Well, that's what did it, though. Yeah, but, I mean,

yeah.

I had no clue or I wouldn't have done that.

Neither. That's what I'm saying. How am I supposed to know? Like, I don't do

this. I'm telling you, call somebody.

Yeah, you got to. Okay. This is bad.

Yeah, it is bad.

Dude. Oh, see, it says right here.

Yeah, use on anything other than fiberglass can cause the Carbonaro

Yeah, call somebody.

Do you know what that is? I'm assuming it's that.

Yeah? Yeah. The Carbonaro effect is the name of a hidden camera magic TV show.

Like the one you're on right now.

No way. Dude.

No way.

Yes. No. Dude, I'm Michael Carbonaro. I'm a magician.

No way. Yes. No way.

Is this true?

It's true.