All language subtitles for The Carbonaro Effect s02e03 Japanese Waterless Folding Toilet

That's weird. You're completely blowing
my mind.

This is the Carbonaro Effect.

Hello. Can I help you with something? I
have glasses and blonde hair, so I know

about computers.

I can help you over here.

How you doing today?

Doing all right?

Okay.

Cables, cables, cables.

I didn't know they had 10 -footers.
That's great. Yeah, it's cool, right?

Soon they're going to be making those
wireless, too.

Right. So you won't have to get the
cables at all.

They'll be out of business, but the
dudes who are making the sticker

they're taking over the whole market, so
everything will be wireless.

Yeah. You seen those things work?

No, I haven't. Oh, my gosh. We sold them
out yesterday like crazy.

It's like people who like to listen to
music on an auxiliary speaker, like a

Bluetooth speaker where there's no wire
connection.

It's the same thing, but it's just on
a... I don't know how they do it,

actually. It's just on a sticker.

The whole component is just like a...
That's the speaker. Yeah, and it will

up the closest playing.

How's the quality?

It's like this.

Yeah. You can amp it up with something,
though, if you put it on something

like...

It'll, like, pick up the resonance or
something.

It's a big difference.

It is a big difference.

Yeah.

Right?

Are these for sale now?

Huh? Are these for sale now? Yeah. How
much are they?

They're 25 cents each.

You're kidding.

No.

Yeah. I want to buy some. You want to
buy them? Yeah. Okay.

So, just a couple of things to tell you.

Pressing at one.

will catch the closest signal, whether
it's Bluetooth, Wi -Fi, or FM radio, or

internet radio, whatever's closest.

So if you want to play something
specific, keep it closer to the sticker.

Anything you put it on will amp the
sound. So it'll just play like this,

But it can pick up, like, even if you
put it on the cabinet here, that'll pick

up the whole, it'll resonate.

Good,

right? I mean, that's a good sound from
the sticker.

And then it'll stop it.

Okay? Now, where is it picking up from
right now?

It's picking up, I don't even know,
whatever the close, I don't have

playing, so whoever has internet radio
playing or Wi -Fi.

That is badass.

Yeah. It's cool, right? I can't believe,
it uses this as a speaker cabinet.

Right. Anything it touches will
resonate, the sound from here.

That's really amazing. Yeah. What are
you going to use them for? I don't know.

I'll figure something out. Yeah.

I mean, that's pretty badass.

It's pretty cool, right?

Yeah. In addition to this, I'll pay $10
worth. $10 worth. You got it. Okay.

Excellent. Don't put them on anything
too big. So don't put it on, did I tell

you don't put it on the windshield? No.
In the car? Because it'll vibrate that.

You can stick them on the skin so you
can jog with them.

And don't put them on like a metal
trailer or, you know, the outside of a

because it can combust the inside
pressure.

Okay. Okay? Yeah.

One press.

darts it on. One press darts it off.

Three clicks will change to the next
station.

This one got glitched.

Sorry.

One second. Sorry about that. One
second. Give me one second.

Yeah,

you're trying to extend the...

The range of your Wi -Fi?

Oh, it just doesn't reach all the way to
my bedroom.

Yeah, sure, sure, sure.

Because this one's still trying to be
wireless.

But if you get the one that has two that
connect to each other on a wire, the

only thing is you have to put the wire
through the wall.

The best thing to use is like a little
home theater wire extender.

Oh, I don't know.

This is a home theater wire threader. Uh
-huh. This way, if you're ever trying

to get something from one end of the
house to the other on a wire, you could

it through the wall, and it's simple.

It just uses this little wire threader.
Yeah.

Have you seen those work?

No. People use them for, actually, like,
in sweatpants or something, you know,

when you pull the cord. Oh, I have,
like, look, watch. If I pull this out.

-huh. That ever happen to you? Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

It's the same kind of thing, that it
will thread as long as there's a

Oh. Here, I'll take my pin off here.

If you get the static electricity going
on it, because it already has a static

charge on that little piece of metal
inside, and you line it right up with

grommet, and it'll just go through just
like that, and it throws it through.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, because there's a channel.

Yeah. So this will go through with
static.

I've never seen anything like that. Oh,
yeah, yeah.

Here, take one of those.

Oh, no. Oh, come on. This is my
personal.

Oh, thank you. Yeah, sure. Yeah, give it
a try when you get home. I will. All

right. Thank you. All right. I'm going
to get your coupon code, and I'll have

you all set up in a second. Okay.

I'll be right back.

How are you doing today?

Good. How are you? Doing all right.

All righty.

You got cash or credit?

Credit. Okay.

Oh, you have earbuds?

Let me see them because we're giving
away a little earbud giveaway.

Why do you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're giving away the
rest of a new product that just got

discontinued, so we're not going to be
selling it anymore.

Do you ever exercise or jog with these?

Sometimes. Yeah, because a lot of people
were having trouble with the length of

them, so they want them longer for some
instances.

Sometimes they don't stay in as well.

Exactly. So there's this stuff right
here.

This is called Bud Long's Extension
Putty, and you can use this for your

headphones if you want to make the cord
longer or if you want to have it like on

your back. How do you do that? It looks
like putty. Yeah, it's like a conductive

putty. They used to insulate wires with
this stuff, but it's like a goopy stuff

that you can feel it's got like a soft
texture to it.

You put that right on the end of your
headphones, and you sort of just like

a little blob with it.

And then if you want to, just a little
bit, sometimes people need it just to be

a little longer. It'll pull that
insulation,

yeah.

Yeah, like that. It gets a little goopy.

So people were liking it. Everyone
wanted just like a few more inches on

cords. You just made that longer?

Yeah, well, it does, yeah.

How do you do that?

Looks like you just pulled it. Yeah, the
putty pulls the wire because it's made

of the same substance.

So the wire inside gets a little bit
thinner.

And then to retract it, you just pull
it, like kind of give it a pull, and

go back.

Hold on, it's supposed to go back.

It's like a blind, you know, you've got
to give it a little... Oops.

That's not going.

Sorry. You just made that thing super
long. Oh, yeah, that's... Hold on a

minute.

There's a way to, like, make it retract.

Yeah, these are going to be... No, I'm
sorry. Look how long this thing is.

Wait. I think if you coil it up like
this.

You wouldn't want it to stay this long,
right? No, I don't think so. Okay. Yeah,

it coils up like this.

If it works like that, why are they
discontinuing it? These people, they're

crazy about it. Oh, I don't know.

I can't get it to go back. Just feed
that inside.

You can feel it going back into the
ball.

Just like that.

No, no, no. No.

Yeah, this is too small.

I'm sorry.

That is not possible.

Yeah, maybe that's why they're not
selling it. I don't know. But if you

problem with that, I can get you a new
pair.

Hello, we just have to move some boxes.

I'm not Michael Carbonaro.

I'm Colonel Johnson, the moving man.

Oh, hey.

Nice. Is that all that's on the truck?

Uh, yeah. Great.

All right, yeah, put that right there.

Great. And what was your name again?
Sean. Sean. Cool, man. Michael.

Uh, yeah, I'll probably put that
together because I was doing those all

yesterday. Uh, here, Sean, you can sit
here. We can swap seats.

Get on in.

Yeah. All right. Oh, I'm glad I have you
here because it's like these things

assemble and you have to sort of line
them up right so your eyes will be good

for me. Yeah.

I'll open this stuff up.

Here's the directions.

That's it, huh? Yeah.

Wow. They really got that stuff figured
out.

These are in Japanese, all the stuff
we've been unloading here.

But there's this, like, there's, like, a
direction here.

So I'll put that with you.

All right.

Okay. So what does the first one say to
do?

The A.

A? Needs to be open.

That one's...

All right, so open A?

Yeah. Okay.

Good.

And we get that open like this.

Okay, good.

All right.

And unfold it all the way? Yeah, all the
way.

Okay. To where it's open. Right. And B
going over top of A.

B's going to go over the top of A. Yeah.
So this one just stays unfurled like

that. Uh -huh. And then this one...
Right.

Yeah, I opened it. It was on top of it.

And I think you have to line up, but
this is where your eyes will be good for

me. They have these pattern pieces, and
all the parts are inside the one box,

but they click using these, which is
awesome.

All right.

So I have to line that up, and it should
make an image on the front. Let's see.

Over here.

There we go.

Oh, yeah, you see that?

What does that look like on the front?

Kind of like a toilet or something.

Oh, okay.

There's a toilet pole here. Pull that.

There's a handle.

Oh, there it is. Oh, wow.

Great.

Okay, good.

Hold up, hold up, hold up.

That's awesome. Okay.

Yeah. Awesome.

But this was probably... Let me just...
I'm going to call... Hold up, hold up.

What? Howdy there, dude.

How did that just happen right there?

What do you mean?

It was a toilet in already?

Yeah, well, it shipped in flat disks.

Uh -huh. And then it... Oh, it just
turns into, like... I don't know,

now that I'm... That's crazy.

I ain't never seen nothing like that,
that's all I'm saying.

No, no, yeah, because it wasn't that
heavy, is the thing. Yeah, I just

it in here.

It didn't feel like that was in there.

No, that wasn't in there.

That can't be.

Yeah, this is like... I thought this
was... It's a Japanese waterless folding

toilet.

And... Oh,

yeah, the whole thing.

Oh, yeah, it comes with all of it.

Yeah, I think they do like... It's sort
of like... What's that Japanese thing

with the paper when you fold it all up?

Yeah, it's the same.

Like traditions.

All right.

That's crazy, though.

All right, hold on. Let me find where
this is supposed to go. All right.

Make a call.

Wait.

All right, so what we're going to do,
I've been boxing these, just all these

little pieces up, and we're going to put
them into a box. I was wrapping that up

before you came in.

But let me call Rick and find out
whether we're supposed to leave it or...

now I lost my phone.

I just had my phone, right?

Yeah. Can I see your phone?

Yeah. Can I call Rick? Yeah, of course.

All right.

Oh, wait, you know what I'll do? I'll
call my phone.

I do hear it.

How'd it get under there?

Oh, well. Thank you.

Okay.

Uh, okay.

Oh, you lost mine now?

Oh, my gosh.

Did you put it here? No, you had it.

Okay. Here, you call your phone. Yep.

This is weird.

I hear it, but I don't see it.

Wait.

It's like I'm hearing it from the same
spot.

It's like I hear it right on the floor,
but I don't see it anywhere.

I'm totally hearing it right here.

It's right there.

I don't understand. How did it get under
the carpet?

What? I'm just like, I'm like, I don't
understand how.

How, though?

Are you sure it's under here, though?

I mean, didn't you hear it? I did,
though. That's the crazy thing. I don't

how.

Let's rip it up before the owner gets
here.

Let's move this stuff, right?

Where, from here?

How?

Just move this over? Yeah.

All right, let's do it then. Okay.

And then I'll, like, roll.

Like that?

Yeah. Will it make it out of the room?

We don't need it all the way out the
room. How deep is it?

Let's get it. Here we go.

I'm just like, how is it there?

What the heck is going on?

Yeah.

Here, I think I can get it.

Wow.

That is crazy.

What the heck is going on? That is
crazy.

What? Oh my God.

That just blew my mind.

I know. I'm like, how?

to tell somebody.

This is how construction guys walk, I
think.

You put a double dip in your knee.

See that? See the difference? This is
me.

Construction guy.

Yeah? Different?

What's your name? I'm Korhan.

Korhan? Yeah. Oh, that's a cool name.
Thank you. Michael. Okay, I got this

hooked up to the top here, and we have
to move.

port -a -potties to the other side
because they're going to have an event

weekend. Okay.

And the only thing is I can't get the
truck to operate the crane itself, so I

was running it through a transformer.

So let me see.

I'll put those four to the, these three
to the left here.

And did they give you one of these?

No. Milwaukee, here, take this.

All right, channel seven. Let me make
sure that works.

Okay, because what I'm going to do...

I have to check the tension from inside
when it's pulled a little tight, okay?

So I'm going to have you flip this
yellow switch right here, okay?

Okay. And then when it gets tight,
you'll see it. You're going to flip it

okay? Okay.

All right, so these are all facing this
way.

Go ahead and flip that switch.

Yeah, and you can see the tension going
up there.

Now I'm going to have you stop it.

Flip it back.

Good? Okay, yeah.

All right, I'm going to get inside of
it, and I'm going to check the tension

while it's up in the top, okay?

Switch everything to the left now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a second. Hold
on, hold on, hold on.

I switched the bottom one left. Did I
turn it back off?

Which way are they facing?

The top two are right. The bottom one is
left now. I stopped it.

Okay, sorry about that.

Dude, that was freaky. Okay, switch the
bottom one to the right.

Okay.

Oh, sorry, sorry.

I turned it off.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay, okay.

Which way are they all facing right now?

Top. Green is right. Blue is right.
Yellow is left.

Do the top one to the left.

Okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa.

Want me to turn it to the top one to the
right?

You know what?

Okay. I'm just nervous.

Um, there's a switch that says truck.
Can you switch the truck switch?

Okay, I will.

I'm going to operate it from here, okay?

Yeah.

That's better. I'm going to operate it
from here.

That was frightening.

Yeah, I don't know why it stuck up
there.

Wait.

You were inside?

Yeah.

How did you get in the truck?

Wait. Now I'm confused. Hold on a
second.

I remember you being in there, and it
shot up, and so that's why I panicked

I stopped it.

But it was halfway. It never touched the
ground.

Then how did I get to the truck? How did
you get in the truck?

Do you need water?

What?

Are you thinking the same thing? Like,
are you missing the same moment I'm

missing? Yes.

It was weird when you got out of the
truck because I kind of lost the step.

Right. Let me see. Let's go back to my
point of view. Okay.

You got in. Yes. You got in. You said,
all right, flip them off to the right.

Yes. I did. It started going up very
quickly. Right. So I stopped it. I

it. It stopped in the middle. Yes.

So you were still in there.

Yes. And then you just got out of the
truck. But wait a minute, didn't I tell

you to flip the switch to truck? Oh, so
you flipped the switch to truck, which

makes it operate from the truck.

That's why.

Does that not make sense?

No.

I don't remember you ever getting out.
Maybe I'm misremembering.

Yeah, because it never came back down.

No.

I'm lying. I don't believe in
supernatural things, but this is really

Yeah.

Maybe I just forgot.

Is that, we both forgot that it went
down? It never went down, man. It never

went down.

It's when you don't drink water, you
have that, you can see like a haze over

stuff. I think we both just blanked out.

We're just experiencing the Carbonaro
effect.

What? From the heat.

Have you ever heard of that, the
Carbonaro effect? No.

Oh, it's the name of a hidden camera
magic TV show.

Like the one you're on right now.

Dude. Dude, shut the fuck up, dude.

What the hell right now? My name is
Michael Carbonaro. I'm a magician.

And you're on my TV show right now, The
Carbonaro. Dude, no, man.

No. Come on, come here.

What the hell is this?