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Oh, my God.

That's nuts. That's crazy.

There is sorcery at play.

This is the Carvin Aurel effect.

Ooh.

Oh, I am getting, like, real vibration in this play. Oh, that's my phone.

That's my phone. Let me shut that off.

Jonathan, right? Yeah. It's great to have all the extra help we can get.

Okay. Here we do these yearly inventory and cleaning.

Yeah. You can take the photos. Okay. Take a little photo of each item that we

have. We don't like to use computers.

Yeah. Okay, so I have those done.

Turtle is done.

And this is our peace necklace.

What you want to do is take it off of there and put it down on here.

And I'll like clip it to those little... Oh, right.

Okay. And you can be my photographer for this.

So, you're going to take an instant photo of this here. I'm going to hold

up.

Okay.

Great.

Okay, and put that right there, the picture, and you're going to label the

bottom of it. Oh, the other way, so it'll develop. Yeah.

Okay, and on the bottom, just write their...

Peace necklace.

That's great.

This way we can keep, you know, running tally of everything that we have in

stock, and it's not so, you know, not so difficult. We don't have to use

computers. We don't have to put tags on it. So it makes it easy.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

Shoot.

Okay.

Just mark on there broken after photo was taken.

So I don't have to make another.

Oh, it looks like it was already broken.

Hmm?

That's weird. Wait a minute.

Okay, so it's already broken, but I would still mark that it was broken

took it. Okay. Just so that when we go through the inventory, we know that it

was in good condition first.

Yeah.

Great. That is kind of weird. What do you mean?

When we took the picture, I thought it wasn't broken.

It wasn't broken.

Okay. Right? Wait a minute. You took the picture. Yeah. And it wasn't broken.

Yeah, it wasn't. Right. I broke it.

Okay. Yeah, you're not going to get in trouble for that.

Oh, that's not what I meant. What do you mean?

No, it's weird because on the picture it looks like it's broken.

Yeah, it is broken.

Oh. I broke it. Okay.

I don't know. I'm just confused.

Because when we took the picture, it was not broken. But the picture comes out

broken.

Yeah. A photograph, you know, it takes the...

A lot of people believe it takes the spirit of something.

So if it's photographed, that is the spirit of our peace necklace.

So if it breaks, it's actually broken, it's the spirit. So obviously, the

spirit would reflect.

You know, it can give you an after image.

Yeah, that's creepy.

The light just went off.

We just got these incense in here.

Are you an incense fan?

Yeah. Here, come here. Watch how this one burns, so I can get that tip.

Oh, it smells really good.

This is a tranquility incense, and they give you the postcard with it.

It's made with peyote.

There we go. Oh, that's good to see how thick the smoke is.

Can you smell?

Smell that.

And if you stare at that, do you see?

Yeah, you kind of get that whole just relaxing and watching the sun go down.

Yeah.

You're supposed to be able to see like into.

Oh, how cool.

That is so cool. The eye changed.

Did you see something?

It used to be just a sun.

And now it's an eye.

They say the farther away.

Now it's turning into a face.

Oh, come on.

Are you not seeing this?

I don't really see anything.

That is so weird. What is it?

That picture looks kind of like me.

Well, I mean... I wish you could see it. Really? Because I'm freaking out. It

almost looks like a picture of me.

Really?

I mean, they said it will open up. It will awaken your inner eye.

And it's like a self -reflection incense.

I'm freaking out. That's so awesome. Because that really is me.

Wow. I've got to find the right one for me. Yeah.

Awesome. Okay.

Do I

look

like a real man now?

Good.

Hey, how you doing? Alright, how are you?

I've been good.

But I don't know if you guys are interested in buying the product.

Well,

this is the one that they're trying to promote now.

They're calling it the Ultimate Utility Belt.

And it's just got, it comes preloaded with stuff, which is cool. It's got like

triple, you know, rain poncho and dental floss and stuff that you would use.

So when someone buys it, it's not just like they're buying just the thing, but

they're buying all the stuff with it. The knife, clothespins.

you know deodorant it's like regular stuff that regular people would wear not

just stuff for the field you know like this little uh little mace thing and uh

flashlight easy easy to use stuff and they'll come with

you know a little bit of whiskey and some scissors tape measure and uh

in case you get stuck in the car you can fake break your way out of it And they

did plastic fruit. It's, like, a thing if you're, like, some people are into,

like, decoration stuff.

They're showing off how much stuff can actually come with it. All right. And

who's making this?

This is Chuseback. Oh, is it really? Yeah. More light that will have it. And

this is powder.

And this is, you know, for emergencies. And the bottle opener. They're just

trying to be cute with it. Pet food is available and mouthwash stuff. A meat

pester.

And if you have a kid and they want to have a little toy, it'll come with a

little... So what's the purpose behind it? Is it for outdoor use? Is it for

military use? Well, they wanted to blend the two, so it's a military belt, but

for everyday use. So here's, like, survival stuff you could have if you

going camping or whatever, but you could also have, you know, candy.

You know what I mean? So it's fun and purposeful.

Interesting. And they're really trying to play it up with the parenting, you

know? Because a lot of people, they want to feel tough still, but they got kids,

you know? So they want stuff to be really cute.

Batteries, you're always needing extra batteries around the holidays.

And these will come preloaded, $300 in this way. A lot of people, they don't

even want to know what's inside.

They just want to be able to, you know, just go on with their business.

And it's a prototype.

Oh, so these aren't even in production yet. No. That's the idea that they want

to do. They want people to test it and say, like, would I wear this to the

grocery store? Would I really want to go out somewhere and have fun things, you

know, to give to somebody? If I was out on the field, you know, I might need to

make a phone call, or I might need to, like, I might cut myself and need help,

or I might get lost.

Or maybe there's a mini toilet and I need to plunge it. You know, just stuff

that people, my car smells. You know, just things that people might use,

stuff that you might not even know you need. Like, when's the last time you

needed a pair of grip gloves?

Like, once you know what's inside, you know, then it's like, well, what if I

need this? I don't know where it is.

You know?

And then each one's going to come with a pet.

A pet? Can I have your pet?

Yeah, one mouth.

We got to get this bit down before the cops show up because I just, I didn't

tell you guys I had a, let's just get this bit. Can we shoot this quick? Oh,

they're leaving. We're fine.

I knew it.

Hey, Quinnika, Michael. Nice to meet you. How are you? Great.

You want to put that up here? We're going to do a little watering today.

Okay.

All righty.

Gloves on, too.

When I was younger, my grandmother had me gardening.

Oh, you did gardening then, too?

Oh, great.

I've just been having trouble with the reception, but once I get it in place,

it'll be okay. Okay. So the hose is right over there.

And just give those a shot, just like you used to do with your grandmothers,

right?

It's like this?

I know.

It's not the best one because the reception is a little funky, but you'll

it out. Is there water in here?

Well, it's wireless, so the reception is a little funky. That's the best side of

the table, I think, to do it on.

Do I spray it? Yeah.

You have to turn on the – have you not used that before?

No, that's why I was like, wow.

Oh, oh. Oh, yeah. I have an old -fashioned hose.

Oh, yeah. We don't use any hoses anymore here. Okay. It's highly advanced.

How does the water get here?

Turn that to the right all the way. Right?

That's the modem.

This is the receiver here.

There's a button on the back there. Go ahead and press that once, and this

should start blinking.

Yeah, there's a button back there. You might take your glove off, but when you

get it, you push it until it starts blinking.

It's blinking.

Is it blinking?

Mm -hmm. Oh, great.

That means it's accepting water from the mainframe, and then it will go from the

tank to the satellite to the modem to the receiver. Gosh, it's so complicated.

And water's going to come out of here? Yeah. It used to be so much easier to

just use a hose, you know?

All right. Yeah,

get all those.

Good. You got it? It's blinking, but there's nothing coming out yet.

And that side's blinking, too?

Both sides blinking?

Let me get it.

There we go.

How is that possible for the water to come out of there?

Well, it's not really coming out of here. It's coming from there.

It's not coming from either here or here. It's coming from, I mean, there's

big tank that it sends it up wirelessly to the satellite, to the modem, and then

this is the receiver.

So it just comes out. Wow, technology has really gotten advanced.

Yeah.

Just get everything down once.

Okay. Okay?

The reception can be a little bit funky in different places, so.

Is it working on that side?

You might have to walk it around and hold it up.

It's not working on that side. You'll find a spot. I'll be right back. Okay,

sure.

Yeah,

sometimes it's hard to find the right spot for reception.

Yeah, damn it, Maddie.

We sell a lot of the eggs. That's the main chicken coops over there.

But if we find really good ones, we bring them over here because this is

the shaded area.

So I've got some of the local farms will come and pick up some of the eggs that

we have.

Oh, okay. Like a farmer's market?

Exactly.

But the rooster over there, he is just crazy. So I set him up over

here, and we do two at a time, and the farm will pick him up. Okay.

But it's good that we keep them separated from those two because those

there are crazy.

They'll hatch too quickly.

Okay. You know, we don't want to force them into hatching. Here, you can hold

to that.

Okay. And I lock it up.

And it's just a nice quiet place for them.

Right. So we keep them covered.

This is the area that has... Oh, oh.

So much for the quiet over here. The quiet. Oh, did I get...

Oh, shoot.

Okay. I got them.

I'm sorry.

They hatched. You got to stay quiet around them or else they'll hatch

too quickly.

They hatch that big?

Our rooster here is on steroids.

So they're already fully grown before they're laid.

So how healthy is that, though?

It's good.

Yeah? Yeah, it's fine.

You know, I don't eat them.

Technically, nowadays, I don't put anything past anything.

Yeah.

Go ahead and turn the vacuum on.

It gets a lot, right? Right on. Yeah.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let's go.

Okay, I'm about to panic here.

Did I just lose the dog? I'm not good at this.

I just lost the dog.

It's the first time with a lost dog.

I'm not kidding, though. I actually lost the dog.

Hello.

Hey, how are you? Nice to meet you. Finally. Nice to meet you, too. Yes.

This is Emma.

The owner really wants her to respond to a ball.

Like, so when they throw a ball, she doesn't know. Yeah.

I know. Some drugs just have it in them to be doing that.

Here, you want to hold her for a second? Okay. Do you think it's because she's

shy?

You know, different dogs have innate abilities, you know, to do one thing or

another. So we're going to train her with the dog house, okay, because they

a little bit of privacy here. So put this up right here.

Good, and you can help me with the roof. We could do that, right? This reminds

me of when I took my dog to training.

Oh, you took your dog to training? Yes, but he was way worse. I literally had to

bribe him with...

You know, specialized treats.

Oh, really? Treats that the other dogs would love.

Your dog was spoiled?

Yes. Well, he's, you know, he started off. I got him when I was out here in

Atlanta from a breeder, a Shih Tzu breeder. All right, Emma, are you going

respond to this ball?

Let's see if she does. Come on, we'll take her leash off.

You want to hold on to that leash? Okay.

Here you go. Come on, Emma.

Come on, Emma. You got to show Kasaya. Here we go. Right in the doghouse. Here

we go. Here we go.

Go get the ball.

Go get the ball. The ball. Go get it.

It's over there.

It's in there.

Go get it. I'm telling you, just not responsive for the ball.

It's really strange because she responds to, we have like all these costumes,

doggy costumes. Oh, so she likes stuff like that. She loves those. Go grab one

of those.

Just grab any one. There's a whole bunch of them there.

That's good. What is that?

I don't know. What is it?

Looks like a pirate.

Okay, we'll try that.

All right, Emma.

Come on. You smell that?

Come here, Emma. You smell that? Come here.

Smell the costume? Will you respond to that? Here.

Here. Will you respond to that?

Go get it.

Go get it.

Oh, there she goes.

Go get it. Go get it.

Oh, there she goes.

There she goes. Go get it. Go get it. Now bring it back.

Oh, good girl.

What the hell? Good girl. Good girl. Good girl.

Good girl. I missed that entire, like, moment.

What do you mean?

How did she get in there so fast?

Oh, my gosh. She's like... I wish I could get my dog to do that now. Yeah,

just responds to costumes. She just loves to... She wants to be a star.

Yeah. She's like, I'm past the ball. Yeah.

Like, she loves to wear things. Yeah, that is like... What is she all mixed

with? She's a terrier. Oh. You know, and they're known to really dig style.

Yeah, they are.

Most dogs will like to go into flippers or grab shirts or scarves. You have to

stop, you know.

But she, that's why we have her here.

Yeah, she keeps putting on her owner's underwear.

So we're trying to break her that habit.

Hi. Hey, how you doing?

I'm Celeste. Oh, hey, you're on Celeste.

Yes, I am. Hey, Celeste. How are you? I'm good. Good to meet you. Nice to meet

you, too. Yeah. I think I'm going to like this.

Yeah? Oh, great, great.

So I was supposed to have.

This guy groomed already, and their owner's picking him up in about a half

So you can help me out. Okay. Okay? Cool.

Get this little guy out. His name is Pepper.

Hey, Pepper.

Hello, Pepper.

Okay, so this guy, we don't change his cut at all. You know, the owner doesn't

want him to look like any change in his style, per se.

We're just going to get rid of some of that under fluff.

Okay. Because he gets really hot.

So I'm going to swaddle him so he feels more comfortable.

When pets live indoors...

they don't naturally know when to start shedding. Right. So they'll collect a

lot of that under fluff.

Okay. All right, so let me get this little guy. Here we go.

What are you doing, buddy?

What are you doing?

Yeah. So he gets swaddled, so he feels nice and... Hey, buddy.

How you doing?

He usually just takes a little nap when I do this. Look at him. Is that the

best? So here's what you can do to help me out. You want to use a brush that's

not sharp.

So see how this has the little...

The little balls on the top of it there.

So direct one way and then the other.

Go ahead and turn the vacuum on.

And as I get the under fluff, you can go ahead and... Good boy.

Come on, you.

It gets a lot, right? Yeah, it gets a lot.

There.

Good? Good?

Yeah, he's got a lot.

Yeah.

But once it gets loose, it'll just keep on coming in. That's good.

There you go, buddy.

Coming right off. A little bit there.

Yep. That's good.

There you go.

I'll get him here.

Whoop, whoop, whoop.

Whoop.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's not funny.

What happened?

Did he run off?

I was just holding him.

Hold on. Go ahead.

I over -groomed him, and that's my fault, not your fault. I'm sorry. I was

talking, and I wasn't, like, paying attention.

Okay, so where's the dog?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's not funny.

What happened?

Did he run off?

I was just holding him.

Hold on. What?

I over -groomed him, and that's my fault, not your fault. I'm sorry. I was

talking, and I wasn't, like, paying attention.

Okay, so where's the dog?

Huh? Where's the dog? Yeah, over -groomed.

It's just an over -grooming situation.

Okay, I'm about to panic. Here.

Don't panic.

Take this off.

Here. This is a very strong vacuum.

Let me get... Here. Hang on to this.

Go here. Put that down.

Okay.

It sucks up. It's supposed to just be a pet -friendly vacuum.

Right. So let's get his... We're going to empty the bag.

Here we go.

Okay. Okay.

Here you go.

Wow, okay, yes.

It's still the whole dog in there. I know, I know.

Oh, wow.

Okay, but he's okay.

Thank you, Jesus.

Party time?

Nancy, is he okay?

Yes, he's fine.

How did that happen?

I didn't mean to suck it.

Then how the heck?

I don't know, because it doesn't look like it's big enough to suck the whole

up. Is that what they mean by a pet safe vacuum?

I guess that's what they mean, huh?

I guess that's what they meant. They're like the vacuum sucks up just the hair

using the Carbonaro effect.

Okay. Have you heard of that? What?

What'd you say, Carbon?

Carbonaro effect?

Carbonaro effect. Have you heard of that before? I have not. You haven't? It's

the name of a hidden camera magic TV show.

Right. You're on that show right now.

Right now. Right now. Okay.

You're on TV. Okay.

There's a camera right over here.

I didn't know what happened.

You think this little guy got sucked up into a vacuum? Yes.

Oh, you got him.

High five.

Good.

We need drinks after this one.