All language subtitles for The Carbonaro Effect s01e25 An Over Grooming Situation

Oh, my God.

That's nuts. That's crazy.

There is sorcery at play.

This is the Carvin Aurel effect.

Ooh.

Oh, I am getting, like, real vibration
in this play. Oh, that's my phone.

That's my phone. Let me shut that off.

Jonathan, right? Yeah. It's great to
have all the extra help we can get.

Okay. Here we do these yearly inventory
and cleaning.

Yeah. You can take the photos. Okay.
Take a little photo of each item that we

have. We don't like to use computers.

Yeah. Okay, so I have those done.

Turtle is done.

And this is our peace necklace.

What you want to do is take it off of
there and put it down on here.

And I'll like clip it to those little...
Oh, right.

Okay. And you can be my photographer for
this.

So, you're going to take an instant
photo of this here. I'm going to hold

up.

Okay.

Great.

Okay, and put that right there, the
picture, and you're going to label the

bottom of it. Oh, the other way, so
it'll develop. Yeah.

Okay, and on the bottom, just write
their...

Peace necklace.

That's great.

This way we can keep, you know, running
tally of everything that we have in

stock, and it's not so, you know, not so
difficult. We don't have to use

computers. We don't have to put tags on
it. So it makes it easy.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

Shoot.

Okay.

Just mark on there broken after photo
was taken.

So I don't have to make another.

Oh, it looks like it was already broken.

Hmm?

That's weird. Wait a minute.

Okay, so it's already broken, but I
would still mark that it was broken

took it. Okay. Just so that when we go
through the inventory, we know that it

was in good condition first.

Yeah.

Great. That is kind of weird. What do
you mean?

When we took the picture, I thought it
wasn't broken.

It wasn't broken.

Okay. Right? Wait a minute. You took the
picture. Yeah. And it wasn't broken.

Yeah, it wasn't. Right. I broke it.

Okay. Yeah, you're not going to get in
trouble for that.

Oh, that's not what I meant. What do you
mean?

No, it's weird because on the picture it
looks like it's broken.

Yeah, it is broken.

Oh. I broke it. Okay.

I don't know. I'm just confused.

Because when we took the picture, it was
not broken. But the picture comes out

broken.

Yeah. A photograph, you know, it takes
the...

A lot of people believe it takes the
spirit of something.

So if it's photographed, that is the
spirit of our peace necklace.

So if it breaks, it's actually broken,
it's the spirit. So obviously, the

spirit would reflect.

You know, it can give you an after
image.

Yeah, that's creepy.

The light just went off.

We just got these incense in here.

Are you an incense fan?

Yeah. Here, come here. Watch how this
one burns, so I can get that tip.

Oh, it smells really good.

This is a tranquility incense, and they
give you the postcard with it.

It's made with peyote.

There we go. Oh, that's good to see how
thick the smoke is.

Can you smell?

Smell that.

And if you stare at that, do you see?

Yeah, you kind of get that whole just
relaxing and watching the sun go down.

Yeah.

You're supposed to be able to see like
into.

Oh, how cool.

That is so cool. The eye changed.

Did you see something?

It used to be just a sun.

And now it's an eye.

They say the farther away.

Now it's turning into a face.

Oh, come on.

Are you not seeing this?

I don't really see anything.

That is so weird. What is it?

That picture looks kind of like me.

Well, I mean... I wish you could see it.
Really? Because I'm freaking out. It

almost looks like a picture of me.

Really?

I mean, they said it will open up. It
will awaken your inner eye.

And it's like a self -reflection
incense.

I'm freaking out. That's so awesome.
Because that really is me.

Wow. I've got to find the right one for
me. Yeah.

Awesome. Okay.

Do I

look

like a real man now?

Good.

Hey, how you doing? Alright, how are
you?

I've been good.

But I don't know if you guys are
interested in buying the product.

Well,

this is the one that they're trying to
promote now.

They're calling it the Ultimate Utility
Belt.

And it's just got, it comes preloaded
with stuff, which is cool. It's got like

triple, you know, rain poncho and dental
floss and stuff that you would use.

So when someone buys it, it's not just
like they're buying just the thing, but

they're buying all the stuff with it.
The knife, clothespins.

you know deodorant it's like regular
stuff that regular people would wear not

just stuff for the field you know like
this little uh little mace thing and uh

flashlight easy easy to use stuff and
they'll come with

you know a little bit of whiskey and
some scissors tape measure and uh

in case you get stuck in the car you can
fake break your way out of it And they

did plastic fruit. It's, like, a thing
if you're, like, some people are into,

like, decoration stuff.

They're showing off how much stuff can
actually come with it. All right. And

who's making this?

This is Chuseback. Oh, is it really?
Yeah. More light that will have it. And

this is powder.

And this is, you know, for emergencies.
And the bottle opener. They're just

trying to be cute with it. Pet food is
available and mouthwash stuff. A meat

pester.

And if you have a kid and they want to
have a little toy, it'll come with a

little... So what's the purpose behind
it? Is it for outdoor use? Is it for

military use? Well, they wanted to blend
the two, so it's a military belt, but

for everyday use. So here's, like,
survival stuff you could have if you

going camping or whatever, but you could
also have, you know, candy.

You know what I mean? So it's fun and
purposeful.

Interesting. And they're really trying
to play it up with the parenting, you

know? Because a lot of people, they want
to feel tough still, but they got kids,

you know? So they want stuff to be
really cute.

Batteries, you're always needing extra
batteries around the holidays.

And these will come preloaded, $300 in
this way. A lot of people, they don't

even want to know what's inside.

They just want to be able to, you know,
just go on with their business.

And it's a prototype.

Oh, so these aren't even in production
yet. No. That's the idea that they want

to do. They want people to test it and
say, like, would I wear this to the

grocery store? Would I really want to go
out somewhere and have fun things, you

know, to give to somebody? If I was out
on the field, you know, I might need to

make a phone call, or I might need to,
like, I might cut myself and need help,

or I might get lost.

Or maybe there's a mini toilet and I
need to plunge it. You know, just stuff

that people, my car smells. You know,
just things that people might use,

stuff that you might not even know you
need. Like, when's the last time you

needed a pair of grip gloves?

Like, once you know what's inside, you
know, then it's like, well, what if I

need this? I don't know where it is.

You know?

And then each one's going to come with a
pet.

A pet? Can I have your pet?

Yeah, one mouth.

We got to get this bit down before the
cops show up because I just, I didn't

tell you guys I had a, let's just get
this bit. Can we shoot this quick? Oh,

they're leaving. We're fine.

I knew it.

Hey, Quinnika, Michael. Nice to meet
you. How are you? Great.

You want to put that up here? We're
going to do a little watering today.

Okay.

All righty.

Gloves on, too.

When I was younger, my grandmother had
me gardening.

Oh, you did gardening then, too?

Oh, great.

I've just been having trouble with the
reception, but once I get it in place,

it'll be okay. Okay. So the hose is
right over there.

And just give those a shot, just like
you used to do with your grandmothers,

right?

It's like this?

I know.

It's not the best one because the
reception is a little funky, but you'll

it out. Is there water in here?

Well, it's wireless, so the reception is
a little funky. That's the best side of

the table, I think, to do it on.

Do I spray it? Yeah.

You have to turn on the – have you not
used that before?

No, that's why I was like, wow.

Oh, oh. Oh, yeah. I have an old
-fashioned hose.

Oh, yeah. We don't use any hoses anymore
here. Okay. It's highly advanced.

How does the water get here?

Turn that to the right all the way.
Right?

That's the modem.

This is the receiver here.

There's a button on the back there. Go
ahead and press that once, and this

should start blinking.

Yeah, there's a button back there. You
might take your glove off, but when you

get it, you push it until it starts
blinking.

It's blinking.

Is it blinking?

Mm -hmm. Oh, great.

That means it's accepting water from the
mainframe, and then it will go from the

tank to the satellite to the modem to
the receiver. Gosh, it's so complicated.

And water's going to come out of here?
Yeah. It used to be so much easier to

just use a hose, you know?

All right. Yeah,

get all those.

Good. You got it? It's blinking, but
there's nothing coming out yet.

And that side's blinking, too?

Both sides blinking?

Let me get it.

There we go.

How is that possible for the water to
come out of there?

Well, it's not really coming out of
here. It's coming from there.

It's not coming from either here or
here. It's coming from, I mean, there's

big tank that it sends it up wirelessly
to the satellite, to the modem, and then

this is the receiver.

So it just comes out. Wow, technology
has really gotten advanced.

Yeah.

Just get everything down once.

Okay. Okay?

The reception can be a little bit funky
in different places, so.

Is it working on that side?

You might have to walk it around and
hold it up.

It's not working on that side. You'll
find a spot. I'll be right back. Okay,

sure.

Yeah,

sometimes it's hard to find the right
spot for reception.

Yeah, damn it, Maddie.

We sell a lot of the eggs. That's the
main chicken coops over there.

But if we find really good ones, we
bring them over here because this is

the shaded area.

So I've got some of the local farms will
come and pick up some of the eggs that

we have.

Oh, okay. Like a farmer's market?

Exactly.

But the rooster over there, he is just
crazy. So I set him up over

here, and we do two at a time, and the
farm will pick him up. Okay.

But it's good that we keep them
separated from those two because those

there are crazy.

They'll hatch too quickly.

Okay. You know, we don't want to force
them into hatching. Here, you can hold

to that.

Okay. And I lock it up.

And it's just a nice quiet place for
them.

Right. So we keep them covered.

This is the area that has... Oh, oh.

So much for the quiet over here. The
quiet. Oh, did I get...

Oh, shoot.

Okay. I got them.

I'm sorry.

They hatched. You got to stay quiet
around them or else they'll hatch

too quickly.

They hatch that big?

Our rooster here is on steroids.

So they're already fully grown before
they're laid.

So how healthy is that, though?

It's good.

Yeah? Yeah, it's fine.

You know, I don't eat them.

Technically, nowadays, I don't put
anything past anything.

Yeah.

Go ahead and turn the vacuum on.

It gets a lot, right? Right on. Yeah.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let's go.

Okay, I'm about to panic here.

Did I just lose the dog? I'm not good at
this.

I just lost the dog.

It's the first time with a lost dog.

I'm not kidding, though. I actually lost
the dog.

Hello.

Hey, how are you? Nice to meet you.
Finally. Nice to meet you, too. Yes.

This is Emma.

The owner really wants her to respond to
a ball.

Like, so when they throw a ball, she
doesn't know. Yeah.

I know. Some drugs just have it in them
to be doing that.

Here, you want to hold her for a second?
Okay. Do you think it's because she's

shy?

You know, different dogs have innate
abilities, you know, to do one thing or

another. So we're going to train her
with the dog house, okay, because they

a little bit of privacy here. So put
this up right here.

Good, and you can help me with the roof.
We could do that, right? This reminds

me of when I took my dog to training.

Oh, you took your dog to training? Yes,
but he was way worse. I literally had to

bribe him with...

You know, specialized treats.

Oh, really? Treats that the other dogs
would love.

Your dog was spoiled?

Yes. Well, he's, you know, he started
off. I got him when I was out here in

Atlanta from a breeder, a Shih Tzu
breeder. All right, Emma, are you going

respond to this ball?

Let's see if she does. Come on, we'll
take her leash off.

You want to hold on to that leash? Okay.

Here you go. Come on, Emma.

Come on, Emma. You got to show Kasaya.
Here we go. Right in the doghouse. Here

we go. Here we go.

Go get the ball.

Go get the ball. The ball. Go get it.

It's over there.

It's in there.

Go get it. I'm telling you, just not
responsive for the ball.

It's really strange because she responds
to, we have like all these costumes,

doggy costumes. Oh, so she likes stuff
like that. She loves those. Go grab one

of those.

Just grab any one. There's a whole bunch
of them there.

That's good. What is that?

I don't know. What is it?

Looks like a pirate.

Okay, we'll try that.

All right, Emma.

Come on. You smell that?

Come here, Emma. You smell that? Come
here.

Smell the costume? Will you respond to
that? Here.

Here. Will you respond to that?

Go get it.

Go get it.

Oh, there she goes.

Go get it. Go get it.

Oh, there she goes.

There she goes. Go get it. Go get it.
Now bring it back.

Oh, good girl.

What the hell? Good girl. Good girl.
Good girl.

Good girl. I missed that entire, like,
moment.

What do you mean?

How did she get in there so fast?

Oh, my gosh. She's like... I wish I
could get my dog to do that now. Yeah,

just responds to costumes. She just
loves to... She wants to be a star.

Yeah. She's like, I'm past the ball.
Yeah.

Like, she loves to wear things. Yeah,
that is like... What is she all mixed

with? She's a terrier. Oh. You know, and
they're known to really dig style.

Yeah, they are.

Most dogs will like to go into flippers
or grab shirts or scarves. You have to

stop, you know.

But she, that's why we have her here.

Yeah, she keeps putting on her owner's
underwear.

So we're trying to break her that habit.

Hi. Hey, how you doing?

I'm Celeste. Oh, hey, you're on Celeste.

Yes, I am. Hey, Celeste. How are you?
I'm good. Good to meet you. Nice to meet

you, too. Yeah. I think I'm going to
like this.

Yeah? Oh, great, great.

So I was supposed to have.

This guy groomed already, and their
owner's picking him up in about a half

So you can help me out. Okay. Okay?
Cool.

Get this little guy out. His name is
Pepper.

Hey, Pepper.

Hello, Pepper.

Okay, so this guy, we don't change his
cut at all. You know, the owner doesn't

want him to look like any change in his
style, per se.

We're just going to get rid of some of
that under fluff.

Okay. Because he gets really hot.

So I'm going to swaddle him so he feels
more comfortable.

When pets live indoors...

they don't naturally know when to start
shedding. Right. So they'll collect a

lot of that under fluff.

Okay. All right, so let me get this
little guy. Here we go.

What are you doing, buddy?

What are you doing?

Yeah. So he gets swaddled, so he feels
nice and... Hey, buddy.

How you doing?

He usually just takes a little nap when
I do this. Look at him. Is that the

best? So here's what you can do to help
me out. You want to use a brush that's

not sharp.

So see how this has the little...

The little balls on the top of it there.

So direct one way and then the other.

Go ahead and turn the vacuum on.

And as I get the under fluff, you can go
ahead and... Good boy.

Come on, you.

It gets a lot, right? Yeah, it gets a
lot.

There.

Good? Good?

Yeah, he's got a lot.

Yeah.

But once it gets loose, it'll just keep
on coming in. That's good.

There you go, buddy.

Coming right off. A little bit there.

Yep. That's good.

There you go.

I'll get him here.

Whoop, whoop, whoop.

Whoop.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's not funny.

What happened?

Did he run off?

I was just holding him.

Hold on. Go ahead.

I over -groomed him, and that's my
fault, not your fault. I'm sorry. I was

talking, and I wasn't, like, paying
attention.

Okay, so where's the dog?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's not funny.

What happened?

Did he run off?

I was just holding him.

Hold on. What?

I over -groomed him, and that's my
fault, not your fault. I'm sorry. I was

talking, and I wasn't, like, paying
attention.

Okay, so where's the dog?

Huh? Where's the dog? Yeah, over
-groomed.

It's just an over -grooming situation.

Okay, I'm about to panic. Here.

Don't panic.

Take this off.

Here. This is a very strong vacuum.

Let me get... Here. Hang on to this.

Go here. Put that down.

Okay.

It sucks up. It's supposed to just be a
pet -friendly vacuum.

Right. So let's get his... We're going
to empty the bag.

Here we go.

Okay. Okay.

Here you go.

Wow, okay, yes.

It's still the whole dog in there. I
know, I know.

Oh, wow.

Okay, but he's okay.

Thank you, Jesus.

Party time?

Nancy, is he okay?

Yes, he's fine.

How did that happen?

I didn't mean to suck it.

Then how the heck?

I don't know, because it doesn't look
like it's big enough to suck the whole

up. Is that what they mean by a pet safe
vacuum?

I guess that's what they mean, huh?

I guess that's what they meant. They're
like the vacuum sucks up just the hair

using the Carbonaro effect.

Okay. Have you heard of that? What?

What'd you say, Carbon?

Carbonaro effect?

Carbonaro effect. Have you heard of that
before? I have not. You haven't? It's

the name of a hidden camera magic TV
show.

Right. You're on that show right now.

Right now. Right now. Okay.

You're on TV. Okay.

There's a camera right over here.

I didn't know what happened.

You think this little guy got sucked up
into a vacuum? Yes.

Oh, you got him.

High five.

Good.

We need drinks after this one.