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[elegant music plays]
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[drum roll]
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-Welcome to the Amazing Digital Circus!
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My name is Caine!
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I'm your ringmaster,
and I'm here to show you
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the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping,
mind-bending paraphernalia
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you've ever laid your eyes upon!
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Isn't that right, Bubble?
-That's right, Caine!
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I can't wait to see
what you've got cooking up for today.
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-Well, let's not waste any time.
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Let's get right into the show.
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-🎵 Gangle and Zooble and Kinger, too 🎵
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🎵 Ragatha, Jax,
and there's Kaufmo, woohoo 🎵
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🎵 Day after day after --
day after -- day after day we fly🎵
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🎵 Past the moon and the sun
and we don't know why 🎵
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-W-W-Whe-- Wh--
Where am I?
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[wails]
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Ah!
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[flower pot banging rapidly ]
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[all groaning, grunting]
[music slows, stops]
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-Caine, is this one of your NPCs,
or is this a new sucker?
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'Cause if it's a new character,
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we're gonna have to redo
this whole theme song.
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[Zooble]: I'm not doing that again.
-My, my!
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It appears a new human has entered this realm!
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-How do I... take this...
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headset off?!
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-Just keep grabbing at it.
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That worked for all of us.
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-[groans, gasps]
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W-What's going on?
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I-I-I put on some weird headset,
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and now I'm...
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here.
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Who are you people?
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Why can't I take it off?
Where am I?
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-Let's just try to calm down.
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Everything's gonna be okay, new stuff.
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We've all been through this.
You just need to get your head to--
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-What the [boing!] is going on?!
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Wha--
-Now, now, now, my dear.
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We can't have any of that
foul language around here.
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The Amazing Digital Circus is a place
to be enjoyed by all ages.
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You, my friend, stumbled into
an incredible world of wonders
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where anything can happen!
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E-Except for swearing.
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-[honk!] [squeak!] [boing!] [bonk!]
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[awooga!] [boink!] [shloompf!]
[pop!] [splat!] [boi-oi-oing!]
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[boink!]
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Oh, my God.
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U-Uh, well, h-how do I...
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you know, leave?
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-Uh--
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-W-Well, don't freak out about it or anything,
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but, uh, we don't exactly...
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-You can't.
-What?
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[Zooble]: Shut up, Jax.
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But, yeah, he's right.
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Welcome to your new home.
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And your new body.
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-"N-N-New home"?
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What do you mean?
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-Guys, don't be mean.
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-We've been stuck here for years.
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Old Kinger over there's
supposedly been here the longest.
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[Kinger]: Huh? Did someone say something
about an insect collection?
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-That's why he's crazy.
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[chuckles] Eh.
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-[panting]
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Ohhhh, okay! Now I get it!
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This is a dream,
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and I should just play along
until I wake up, right?
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-Whatever you say, kid.
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-They broke my comedy mask...
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-So, Caine...
-[whimpers]
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-...We having a new adventure today
for the newbie, or what?
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-I'd like to give our brand new member
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a tour of the circus grounds first.
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-Uh--
-Off we go!
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Here, we have...
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This is where your living quarters are,
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as well as all sorts of other activities!
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These activities may include...
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[dial-up tone blares]
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...Ball pits, mini golf, and more!
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And here, we have...
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Drown yourself in the digital lake
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or engage in ridery at the digital carnival!
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Night, day, it's all okay!
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The choice is yours!
A cosmic buffet!
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-Uh, is...that all there is?
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-Of course not.
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This is THE VOID!
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We don't venture out into the void.
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[spooky voice]
Not even I know what's out there.
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-That's, uh--
-We stay right here, where I can keep my...
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[dramatic voice]
...hundreds of all-seeing eyes on you.
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-[soft voice]
Hello, Caine. I love you.
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-Eaugh! Let's get outta here
before the moon gets frisky.
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-Wait, what's that--
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Blegh!
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-Whoa, clean up on aisle you!
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-I'm on it, boss!
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[slurping]
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-Why are you like this?
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-[groans] Wait, wait!
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W-Was that an exit door I saw out there?
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Is that a way to leave?
-What exit?
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If there was a way to leave,
I'm pretty sure we'd have all left by now.
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[gagging]
[Zooble]: Yeah, what are you talking about?
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-U-Uh, I -- [clears throat]
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I assure you,
there is no "magical exit door."
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You're probably just experiencing...
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From your mind's transition to the digital plane.
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-But, I-I swear, I saw --
-[frantic] Digital hallucinations!
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How about we talk about something else?
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Like your name!
-My name?
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My name is, uh...
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U-U-Uh?! Oh, God!
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Why can't I remember my name?!
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-Nobody can remember their name
once they enter the Digital Circus.
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One of the few things I don't have control over are your minds.
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So, all I can help you with
is coming up with a new one.
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-[groaning] What's my name?
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-Don't you worry your little head.
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Your new name can be anything!
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Hereby acknowledging that your chosen name and or names
may not breach the Digital Circus user license agreement
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stating that your name may not include objectionable content.
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Objectionable content includes but is not limited
to sexually explicit materials,
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obscene, defamatory, libelous,
slanderous, violent, and/or unlawful content or profanity.
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What are ya thinkin'?
-Huh?
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I don't care.
Just pick anything.
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-Let's see!
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[wheel dinging]
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What do you think of...
[stammers phonetic sounds]
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-I don't--
-You're right, terrible. Let's try that again.
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What do you think of "Pomni"?
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-Huh? Uh, s-sure.
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I think I just-
-Gadzooks, you're right, Jax!
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We should have a brand new adventure
for our new member, Pomni!
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-I said that like five minutes ago.
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-You! Do you like adventure?
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Activity? Wonder? Danger?
Horror? Pain? Suffering? Agony?
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Death? Disease? Death?
Angel food cake?
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-[chomp!]
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-You parasite!
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-Uh, I don't really...
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-Since you're new around here,
we're gonna make it a simple in-house adventure
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to warm you up
to how things work around here.
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[Zooble]: Wha-- No! God!
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I don't want an in-house adventure.
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-Don't worry, Zooble.
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I'll make it something unobtrusive
that you can still choose to not get involved with.
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Today's adventure is...
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[cackling maniacally]
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That's right!
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The entire circus tent
will be infested with gloinks,
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and you gotta catch 'em all.
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-But what are they?
-I'm glad you asked, Bubble.
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They're small --
-And what do they do?
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-They --
-And how do they --
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-Gloinks are small mischievous critters
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that steal anything
and everything they run into.
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Why do these humanoid hash browns do this?
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How do you stop them?
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That's for you to find out.
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Now, good luck.
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And have fun, my little superstars!
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-What did any of that mean?
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-Oh, that's just one of Caine's
little adventures.
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They're just something fun to do
to, you know...
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prevent us from going insane.
[chuckles nervously]
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[Zooble]: [sighs] Speak for yourself.
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If anyone needs me, then [sproing!] off.
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Oh, God! Oh, jeez! No!
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[gloinks boinging, squeaking]
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Oh, God! Agh!
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Somebody help!
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-[bored] Oh, no, they killed Zooble.
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Anyway, you guys wanna go
get something to eat?
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-Oh, wait -- we should go check on Kaufmo.
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I'm pretty sure he'd like to meet Pomni.
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[Kinger]: My impenetrable fortress!
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-You wanna come with us to check on Kaufmo?
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[Kinger]: No, not really.
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I think Kaufmo's gone insane.
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Last time I spoke with him,
he was rambling endlessly about some exit.
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Kind of like you, Pomni.
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You might be going insane, too.
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-But, wait -- wouldn't that more likely mean
the exit does exist?
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-Could also mean you just have
a jump-start on losing your mind.
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-[quietly] Wait, what about Zooble?
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-Well, I think I'd like to ask him about it --
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U-Uh, if this was real.
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Which it isn't, because it's a dream.
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-Heh, she still thinks this is a dream.
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-U-Uh, why are you looking at me like that?
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-I'm fine with doing whatever, as long as
I get to see funny things happen to people.
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Ow! Okay, I've already had
enough of these things.
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[sighs] You, me, and Pomni
will go check on Kaufmo,
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which leaves Crybaby and Hoo-ha together
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to go handle the Zooble situation.
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-[laughs nervously] Do you think
pairing them up together is a good idea?
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-Of course I do.
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They're the two most mentally stable
and capable characters to be paired together.
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Come on, ladies --
let's go harass the clown.
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-My comedy mask is broken again.
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[Kinger]: Gah! Oh!
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Gangle, you startled me.
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-So, this is where we all live --
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or, well, where we all sleep at night.
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Even though we don't really need to sleep,
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it's sometimes nice
to kind of take a break from everything
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and have a bit of a routine, you know?
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I'm sure there'll be one for...
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Oh, look -- you already got one.
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-I still don't understand about the adventures.
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Why even go on them at all?
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W-W-Why not try to find a way to leave?
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-Well, we usually do -- when we first arrive.
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But after a while, you start to realize
that you really can't leave
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and constantly chasing an unattainable goal
will start driving you a bit crazy.
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And eventually, you get to asking
what the point of anything is,
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and you completely lose sight of who you are
and why you're even alive.
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And when you reach your breaking point,
something really terrible can happen.
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Ah, but that's not something we need to deal with today.
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Above anything else,
the adventures give us something to do
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that keeps our minds healthy and stimulated.
[doorbell rings]
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-Thank goodness this is all a dream, right, Pomni?
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[unsettling musical sting]
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-[gasps] Why are we here again?
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What are we doing?
-We're getting one of our friends.
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[doorbell rings]
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Huh. Maybe he's not in his room?
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I hope he's all right.
-Don't worry, dollface.
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I've got a key to his room.
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-Wha-- Wait, wh-- why?
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You -- You -- You shouldn't have keys
to anyone's room.
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-Nah, I've got keys everywhere,
and you've all been fine.
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By the way, I may have left something
in your room today,
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so let me know if you find it.
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Uh, you're not afraid of centipedes, are you?
243
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-Jax! That's literally my only fear!
Why would you do this?!
244
00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:10,733
-What? It could be
a completely unrelated question.
245
00:11:10,733 --> 00:11:12,333
You'll never know until it's too late.
246
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:16,000
[dramatic music plays]
247
00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:19,333
[static crackling]
[Pomni whimpers]
248
00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:21,666
-Oh, I've been looking for this.
249
00:11:21,666 --> 00:11:23,666
Thanks for keeping an eye on it, Kaufy.
250
00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:25,511
I'm gonna head out. See ya.
251
00:11:25,511 --> 00:11:28,460
-[nervously] Oh! Kaufmo's been abstracted!
252
00:11:28,466 --> 00:11:29,866
That -- That's okay.
253
00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:32,311
-What... is that?
-[Kaufo growls]
254
00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:36,111
-Uh, it might be that terrible thing
I was talking about earlier
255
00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:37,844
when you reach your breaking point.
256
00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:40,377
-H-huh?
-O-Okay, wait.
257
00:11:40,377 --> 00:11:43,244
M-Maybe there's still time to fix him if we get Caine.
258
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,977
-[gasps]
-Oh, whoa!
259
00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:47,711
Kaufmo, listen -- I know we didn't
always get along,
260
00:11:47,711 --> 00:11:50,577
like when you called me out
for fake-laughing at your jokes.
261
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:54,511
I swear, I really did think they were funny.
I was just having a bit of a bad day!s
262
00:11:54,510 --> 00:11:55,880
[shouting, groaning]
263
00:11:57,980 --> 00:12:00,040
[glitched groaning]
264
00:12:00,044 --> 00:12:02,911
[glitched, stuttered audio]
H-H-Hey, Pomni-i-i?
265
00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:05,244
Do you think... you could...
266
00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:08,244
perhaps help me out here?
267
00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:13,022
I understand... if you don't... want to, though.
268
00:12:13,622 --> 00:12:15,020
-Ow!
269
00:12:17,955 --> 00:12:19,822
[Whimpers] I'm sorry!
270
00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:21,820
[panting]
271
00:12:21,820 --> 00:12:23,488
[Kaufmo roars]
-[yelps]
272
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,755
-[shouting, panting]
273
00:12:25,755 --> 00:12:27,755
[dramatic music plays]
274
00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:39,688
[curious music plays]
[Kaufmo growls]
275
00:12:49,733 --> 00:12:51,200
[groans, exclaims softly]
276
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:55,866
[Zooble screaming]
277
00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:58,422
[Kinger]: I don't know what I'm looking at here.
278
00:12:58,422 --> 00:13:02,488
-We saw a gloink carry one
of Zooble's pieces down there, remember?
279
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,755
[Kinger]: Oh, yeah.
Thank you for the recap.
280
00:13:07,288 --> 00:13:09,888
Boy, we're not very good at this, are we?
281
00:13:11,088 --> 00:13:13,622
-[panting]
282
00:13:13,622 --> 00:13:16,355
[groans] Ugh, sup...
283
00:13:16,355 --> 00:13:17,688
[groans] ...fellas?
284
00:13:17,688 --> 00:13:20,222
[Kinger]: Jax!!
We found the Zooble hole.
285
00:13:20,222 --> 00:13:21,822
-Cool. [groans]
286
00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:23,688
-How is Kaufmo doing?
287
00:13:23,688 --> 00:13:27,688
I hope he's not still mad at me
for not laughing at his jokes.
288
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,822
-Oh, he's doing great.
289
00:13:29,822 --> 00:13:32,955
In fact, I don't think
I've ever seen him this happy before.
290
00:13:32,955 --> 00:13:36,311
[Kinger]: Well, it's good to know
he hasn't completely lost his mind.
291
00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:38,444
[Kaufmo growls]
292
00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,377
-He actually asked me to give you this.
293
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:42,177
[Kinger]: Whoa!
294
00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:44,244
-[wails, screams]
295
00:13:50,644 --> 00:13:51,577
[bell dings]
296
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,866
[Kinger and Gangle shouting]
297
00:14:00,466 --> 00:14:02,266
-Heh!
[pin clatters]
298
00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:04,260
[bell chimes]
[brief applause]
299
00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:07,266
[grunts]
300
00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:08,866
[boink!]
301
00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:10,444
[ominous music plays]
302
00:14:12,444 --> 00:14:15,777
[Kinger]: [gasps]
An insect collection?
303
00:14:15,777 --> 00:14:18,111
-I think it's a nest.
304
00:14:19,570 --> 00:14:21,325
[Kinger]: [shrieks]
-Hello?
305
00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:24,170
R-R-Ragatha?
306
00:14:24,170 --> 00:14:26,500
That was your name, right?
307
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:31,150
-[voice glitching, stuttering continuously]
O-O-Over here.
308
00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:32,570
[groans]
309
00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:35,800
-H-Hey, look, I-I'm...
310
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,050
I didn't mean to leave you behind like that.
311
00:14:38,050 --> 00:14:41,325
I -- [sighs ]
Just... look at my hand.
312
00:14:41,325 --> 00:14:44,175
I -- [whimpers]
I didn't know what to do.
313
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,875
-[glitching continues]
I-I-It's okay-y.
314
00:14:46,870 --> 00:14:51,125
What you need to do right now is find Caine.
315
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:56,600
He'll be able to fix me up
and take care of Kaufmo-o-o-o.
316
00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:00,925
-O-O-Okay, but where can I find him?
317
00:15:00,925 --> 00:15:04,375
-Uh, I don't really know.
318
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:08,550
Just look around and call for him, I suppose.
319
00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:10,800
-Uh, okay, I'll get him.
320
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,800
You just stay right there.
321
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,800
Not that you can really move or anything.
322
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,925
Uh, just hang in there.
I'll be right back, I promise.
323
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:21,475
-Cool. Also, Pomni?
324
00:15:21,475 --> 00:15:24,775
I'm sorry your first day here...
325
00:15:24,775 --> 00:15:28,975
had to be so... terrible?
326
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:34,125
-Uhhh, yeah, well, don't worry about it.
327
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:37,325
I'm just gonna go get Caine now.
328
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,100
Hello? Caine?
329
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:46,050
We have a bit of an issue here!
330
00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:50,925
[curious music]
331
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,370
[boing!]
Ugh!
332
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,350
[stammers]
[children laughing]
333
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,700
-[rising scream]
-[yelps]
334
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,300
[boing!]
Agh!
335
00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:12,700
[glass shattering]
Hmm?
336
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,225
Caine?
337
00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:18,700
[suspenseful music plays]
[Kaufmo growling]
338
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,800
[distorted whooshing, ringing]
339
00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:22,880
[laughs nervously]
340
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,460
[screams] [panting]
341
00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:31,875
-[growls] What form
of non-gloinkinian mass...
342
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:37,125
dares presume presence
in the nest of the Gloink Queen?
343
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:39,125
-Oh, is that who you are?
344
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,900
You know, you could have asked for my consent
345
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:44,575
before forcing me to see something
so completely and utterly disgusting.
346
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:48,250
-[grumbles] How despicable.
347
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:51,175
A rabbitoid that runs its mouth
348
00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:54,400
in the presence of my royal figure.
349
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:58,600
[Kinger]: Well, as a royal myself,
I would like to kindly ask if --
350
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,250
Oh, look, there's Zooble.
Hi, Zooble.
351
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,950
[Zooble]: Agh! Help me, you idiots!
352
00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:06,950
-Kinda rude, Zooble.
Now I don't wanna help you.
353
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,300
-[groans] Oh, I always lose.
354
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,300
[Kinger]: Yes!
355
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,300
[gloinks squeaking, boinking]
356
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,300
Gotcha!
357
00:17:19,070 --> 00:17:20,425
[befuddled] Oh.
358
00:17:20,425 --> 00:17:22,600
[Zooble]: Hey! Kinger, you motherf--
359
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,150
-[growls]
360
00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:26,700
-Eee!
-Eh, they'll be fine.
361
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,800
[Gloink squeaking rapidly]
362
00:17:31,575 --> 00:17:33,375
-[panting]
[Kaufmo growling]
363
00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:35,650
-Gotta hide, gotta hide, gotta hide.
364
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:37,550
[gasps]
365
00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:40,550
[pensive music plays]
366
00:17:42,850 --> 00:17:44,950
[Kaufmo growls]
367
00:17:44,950 --> 00:17:47,250
[sneaky music plays]
368
00:17:50,925 --> 00:17:52,950
[monkeys hooting, shrieking]
369
00:18:11,050 --> 00:18:13,150
God, where is Caine?
370
00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:20,525
[rising tense music plays]
371
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,700
[Kaufmo growls]
372
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,700
-[exclaims softly]
373
00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:28,370
[music stops]
374
00:18:30,325 --> 00:18:32,875
[eerie music plays]
375
00:18:36,075 --> 00:18:38,400
Huh?
376
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,400
[panting frantically]
377
00:18:41,675 --> 00:18:44,300
[groans] [panting]
378
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,425
[Gloink boinking softly]
379
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:59,100
-You foolish assortment of colorful characters!
380
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:03,825
Do you not realize
that everything must be gloinks?
381
00:19:03,825 --> 00:19:05,625
I am gloinks.
382
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:08,175
You will be gloinks.
383
00:19:08,175 --> 00:19:12,075
God will be gloinks-uh!
384
00:19:12,075 --> 00:19:14,000
-This is dumb and weird.
385
00:19:14,525 --> 00:19:19,270
-Well, b-- Uh--
Y-Yet, you're still watching it!
386
00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:22,125
-I'm not here for the adventure or anything.
I'm just here to hide from the--
387
00:19:26,775 --> 00:19:28,900
[Kinger]: Oh, thank God you're okay.
388
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,675
You didn't experience a game show in there, did you?
389
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:36,125
[Zooble]: Uh, I--
What are you talking about?
390
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:38,600
[Gloink Queen groaning]
391
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,020
[boink!] [bonk!] [poke!] [sproing!]
392
00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:43,700
-What's happening?
-It's just Kaufmo.
393
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,050
Don't worry about it.
394
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:49,775
-Kaufmo abstracted?!
-Nah, he's fine.
395
00:19:49,775 --> 00:19:52,550
[Kinger]: You're right!
How are we gonna get outta here?!
396
00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:54,500
[Zooble] Guys, over there.
397
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,200
[Kinger]: Huh.
398
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,525
[Gloink Queen groaning]
[Jax]: Ladies first.
399
00:19:59,525 --> 00:20:01,620
No, wait, why would I say that?
-Agh!
400
00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:09,000
[Zooble]: Wait,
Pomni's not even here?
401
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,400
Wasn't this whole thing for her?
-Be quiet.
402
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,400
I can't hear the escalator.
403
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,400
-[panting]
404
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,025
[tense music plays]
405
00:20:18,025 --> 00:20:20,350
[gasps, whimpers]
406
00:20:20,350 --> 00:20:22,650
[whimpering frantically]
407
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:27,075
[exclaims angrily] [panting]
408
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,500
[groans, screams through teeth]
409
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,900
[shouts]
410
00:20:52,725 --> 00:20:55,425
[dark music plays]
411
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,550
[cackles wildly]
412
00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:10,620
[wooden boards creaking]
413
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:22,450
[sweeping, awe-inspiring music plays]
414
00:21:22,450 --> 00:21:24,900
[choir vocalizing]
415
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:46,275
[music fades]
[indistinct chatter]
416
00:21:46,275 --> 00:21:48,700
[both laughing]
417
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:53,470
-Oh, Bubble, you always know how
to make me say this exact sentence.
418
00:21:53,470 --> 00:21:55,275
[goofy cartoon sound effects playing]
-Gasp!
419
00:21:55,275 --> 00:21:57,675
An alert on my WackyWatch at this hour?
420
00:22:00,675 --> 00:22:03,350
Oh, no -- someone's venturing out into the void!
421
00:22:03,350 --> 00:22:05,350
They'll get totally spoiled!
422
00:22:11,925 --> 00:22:13,350
There you go!
423
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,425
Now, what the heck happened around here?
424
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:21,180
Oh, yeah -- my doing.
[Kinger]: Caine!
425
00:22:21,180 --> 00:22:24,950
Kaufmo went through
a sort of Kaufmosis and abstracted!
426
00:22:24,950 --> 00:22:26,500
-Kaufmo abstracted?
427
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:28,900
[exaggerated]
Why didn't anybody tell me?
428
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:30,900
[boing!] [whoop!] [bonk!]
429
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:35,720
[Kaufmo growling]
-And into the cellar you go.
430
00:22:35,725 --> 00:22:38,200
[Water lapping]
[Eerie low rumbling]
431
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:44,200
[Zooble]: Man, I can't believe
Kaufmo just gave up like that.
432
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,250
I mean, no offense, Kinger,
but I always thought you would be next.
433
00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:49,500
-Thank you.
-Guess it just goes to show
434
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:52,350
you can't rely on Kinger for anything.
435
00:22:52,350 --> 00:22:56,325
-[voice glitching, stuttering]
I am in so much pain!
436
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,320
-Oop!
437
00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:12,525
I do have to apologize for lying about the exit.
438
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,450
I knew how much all of you
have been wanting there to be one,
439
00:23:15,450 --> 00:23:19,725
but, you know, I was having so much trouble
figuring out what to put on the other side
440
00:23:19,725 --> 00:23:23,100
and ended up never quite finishing it.
441
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:27,825
And you know how I never like letting people
see my unfinished work --
442
00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:30,250
especially if it leads you out into the void.
443
00:23:31,525 --> 00:23:35,275
Anyway, it looks like you defeated the Gloink Queen,
so I guess the adventure's over.
444
00:23:35,270 --> 00:23:38,175
Your reward is a delicious digital feast
445
00:23:38,175 --> 00:23:40,500
cooked by our head Bubble Chef.
446
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:44,625
-Made with all the love
I'm legally allowed to give.
447
00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:46,620
-You know, I am pretty hungry.
448
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:48,620
-You didn't even do anything.
449
00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:50,525
-So, what?
I can still be hungry.
450
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,780
[Kinger]: Well, not really,
'cause we don't need to eat,
451
00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:54,870
drink, or sleep in this digital world.
452
00:23:54,870 --> 00:23:59,225
So the digital food here only gives off
the virtual sensation of eating
453
00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:01,350
without any of the nutritional benefits.
454
00:24:01,350 --> 00:24:02,850
[Jax]: Sheesh, lay off it.
455
00:24:02,850 --> 00:24:05,650
Since when are you an expert on the digital world?
456
00:24:05,650 --> 00:24:07,375
[Kinger]: Expert on the what?
457
00:24:07,370 --> 00:24:10,275
[cheerful, wry music]
458
00:24:13,875 --> 00:24:16,720
[majestic, sweeping music]
[choir vocalizing]
459
00:24:46,740 --> 00:24:48,100
[music stops]
460
00:24:49,540 --> 00:24:51,540
[sweeping music crescendos]
461
00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:01,300
[upbeat, jazzy music plays]
462
00:25:23,380 --> 00:25:25,000
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