All language subtitles for Rupaula 12

- ♪ MTV ♪

- Previously on

"The Tournament
of All Stars"...

Last week,
the top eight All Stars

competed in the second episode
of the semifinals.

It's "The Tournament of All
Stars" Talent Invitational.

- [screams]

- Yes, bitch.

- Devoured.

- Work, diva.

- Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

- We get it.
It was like an ad.

But I would have liked more
of a storyline with it.

- Dame Lydia Butthole Kollins.

- It was just one element
of the story missing

for me to feel like
I fully have gotten it.

- Bosco.

- I love that you did
a comedy burlesque.

The chair-ography was amazing.

- The winner of this week's
challenge is Bosco.

[cheers and applause]

- Work, Bosco.

- Lydia, shantay, you stay.

Mistress Isabelle Brooks,
all is not lost.

You still have a chance
to re-enter the competition

if one of our regular judges

enters you into
the Wildcard Lottery.

Bruno, show us which
eliminated All Star

will be returning to compete
in next week's

Lip Sync Smackdown
for the Crown.

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, Lord.

- Oh, wow.
- Oh, wow.

- Oh, wow.
- Is a way to put it.

- I just sent home
my drag mother.

Mistress has never lost a
lip sync on "Drag Race."

So as sad as I am, I feel
incredibly proud of myself.

I beat Mistress Isabelle Brooks
in a lip sync?

Come on.

It makes me feel like I do
deserve my spot in the finale.

- This was a tough one, y'all.

- Lydia, I just want
to say congratulations

to you for surviving
the Lip Sync for Your Life.

- You turned it.
You did.

You turned it.

- And congratulations, Bosco.

[cheering]

- Top seven, bitch.

- Okurr.

- How are you feeling?

- A little conflicted at
the moment, 'cause, like,

we all want this at
this point, but, like,

I just know how much
she really,

really wanted to be here.

And just, it did not,
like, occur to me that

like, there would be a situation
where she wouldn't be here.

And I don't know,
my heart just broke for her.

So I'm feeling a lot right now.
- Yeah.

- I've known Mistress for,
like, a really long time,

and I've known how bad
she's wanted this

ever since we were kids.

Mistress is the person that
I was the closest here with.

We are both Texas girls.

So, bitch,
I'ma win it for us

and I'm gonna bring it
back home to Texas.

- Can I just remind you guys
somebody here in this room,

or possibly whoever
comes to lip sync.

- No.
- No.

- OK, well,
someone here in this room

is going to win $200,000.

[cheering]

- Bitch.

- The stakes are
really, really high.

I can taste the $200,000.

I could win this whole thing.

- And with that, let's get
the fuck out of drag.

- No shade.
[laughter]

- I am willing to crawl through
hot coals and broken glass

to get to this crown.

I'm ready to do anything.

- I'm so fucking proud of us.

I'm headed straight
for the Crown.

I'm going to be like
Han Solo taking off

in the Millennium Falcon.

I'm going to do the
Kessel Run in 12 parsecs.

You know what I'm saying?

- Do you want a little?
Just a little.

- Somebody's going home
with $200,000,

and, baby,
I want that person to be me.

Me, mine!

- [moans]

- Harder?
- Harder.

- [yelps]

I am ready for the
Lip Sync Smackdown, girl.

I know this is where I excel,
so I want all of you

right now,
bah, like, let's do it!

- I'm just trying to see
what a beautiful crown

would look like
on top of my head.

These girls better be scared.

I'm a little bit
afraid of me too.

- You think these girls are
going to slay me in a lip sync?

I think not.

Ha, what's gooey.

Mama, I got this in the bag.
I know I do.

And I'll take
any of these bitches on.

"All Stars 10" is mine.

Ah!

[dramatic music]

- Hey, sister, are you OK?

- It's like I feel like
the competition

is starting to heat up.

[laughter]

- ♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

The winner of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a grand prize of $200,000.

♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win,
best drag queen win ♪

- Ooh.

- Chocolate fucking chip.

[cheering]

[excited chatter]

- We made it.

- It's finale day, bitch, and
I am so excited to be here.

Of course,
there's work to be done,

but I think we're all
just happy to be enjoying

you know,
our last moments together

before we all
dog stomp each other.

- Oh, my God, this is
really the finale.

We really made it through
all those brackets

and the semi-final.

- We're here,
but there's still a lot of us.

- I know, it doesn't
feel like a finale.

- And some bitch
is coming back.

- Oh, fuck.

- The fact that somebody's
coming back is crazy.

- Who do we think
it's going to be?

Who do you think?
- Nicole Paige Brooks.

- I think it's going
to be Mistress.

Fuck it, why not?

[doorbell rings]

- Not this.

- Oh, my God.

- I didn't even know
we had a doorbell.

- You guys ready?

- Ding, ding, ding.

♪ ♪

[screaming]

- I'm getting fucking chills.

- Karma's a bitch, but
thank God she's my bestie.

- Ooh!
[laughter]

- I know y'all missed me.

[cheering]

- Hi, divas.

The doll is back.

Justice has been served,

and the diva won
the lottery card, honey.

I am ready to come in
and slay this competition.

Oh, my God, it's so good
to see half of you.

- Oh, thank you.

- Jesus, she's a twink.
[laughter]

- I'm kind of gagging,
'cause I'm like,

this bitch probably
has a vendetta against

me and Mistress for
stealing her point

in the preliminary round.

Karma's a bitch.

- Now, I'm a little gagged.

I was expecting
Mistress to be here.

I thought that there was
a little bit of an alliance

with the Texas divas.

- [laughs]

- That's what I had thought,
Jorgeous.

- Sister, I saw an opportunity,
and I had to take it, mama.

- Even though
Jorgeous was rotted

for doing that whole
Texas tango alliance spoof,

I'm able to get over
this cuntspiracy

because I have one shot
to absolutely kill it.

And I'm here to wake it up.

- Hello, hello, hello.

- Ooh!
- Ooh!

- You look fab.

- Good morning, All Stars.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- And welcome home, Kerri.

[applause]

- Hi, mother.
[laughs]

- Now Kerri,
as our Wildcard Lottery winner,

you are back, back, back
in the competition

with an equal chance to win

the grand prize of $200,000.

- Girl.
- Girl.

- Courtesy of "RuPaul's
Drag Race Match Queen,"

available now.

Now, to be this season's
big winner,

you've got to survive
the final

Lip Sync Smackdown
for the Crown.

But before you go head-to-head
and toe-to-toe,

there's just one more thing.

- Oh, no.
- Oh.

- Wait, what though?

- Here we go.

- Bitch, what?

- I need you to rate
your fellow All Stars

from top to bottom,
side to side,

based on who you think is your
biggest lip sync competition.

- Oh, God.

- Not this.
- That's right.

It's Rate-A-Queen,
All Stars edition.

- Oh, my God.

- Choose carefully,
because the final rankings

will determine how you face off
in a Lip Sync Smackdown.

- [laughs]

- What the fuck is going on?
- Why?

- I just know these bitches are
going to be shady as fuck.

Doesn't matter
who's your friend.

Because at the end of the day,

the girls want to set it up
for their own win.

Can't trust none of these hoes.

- All Stars,
start your engines,

and may the best
drag queen win.

[cheers and applause]

[excited chatter]

- Baby, it is the finale.

Today is the day.

It is the Lip Sync Smackdown
for the Crown.

I'm excited to be in the room
with all the girls.

I have not come in as a Lip Sync
Assassin on All Stars yet.

But I mean, what other day
to do that than today?

[upbeat music]

- You are definitely not
unfamiliar to a LaLaPaRuZa.

- No, no, I think I literally
just completed one last season.

- Yes, yes.

So you feel pretty prepared
when it comes to this situation?

- You can never be
too prepared, honestly,

especially with this
Rate-A-Queen business going on.

- I know.
I love it.

It's going to get--
it could get so messy.

- We have to take part in
Rate-A-Queen, All Stars edition.

And these rankings
are going to determine

how we face off
in the Lip Sync Smackdown.

I am the only queen
in this competition

that has done Rate-A-Queen.

- You think I was the worst?

- No, no, no.
Well--

- Oh!
[laughter]

- Miss Lydia.

- It was not a pretty butthole.

- Some of the queens put me
in the bottom that week.

So there's a little PTSD
with Rate-A-Queen.

- Ginger, not going to lie,
I feel like you're one

to watch out for
for this, because bitch,

you make numbers
your own, bitch.

You be doing like all
these cross-eyed shit.

- Cross-eyed shit
is the key.

- Not the cross-eyed shit.

- She's the horny toad, honey.

- Who are you confident you
can beat in a lip sync, Kerri?

- It depends on the song.

I don't really see any specific
queen as like competition.

It's more what vibe am
I going to bring to life

with what song?

- Gotcha.

- I feel like everyone
is sort of a threat

in their own accord.

So it's kind of
tough to boil down

Rate-A-Queen to just a
specific strategy or formula.

- Exactly.

This Rate-A-Queen
and these rankings

are definitely going to
play a part in how we all

get situated
on the bracket,

and that makes me
a little nervous.

What if I'm going against a
really close friend of mine

or a sickening performer?

I need to be a little
bit more strategic

than I normally would.

- Oh, my gosh,
I'm just so excited.

- It's just everything.

I feel like we could
just taste the crown.

- What would it mean
to everybody to win?

- Fucking everything.
- Girl.

- I dropped out of high school
for this art form,

you know what I mean?

It would mean so much.

- But we were, like,
15 years old in our covers

watching "Drag Race"
being like,

I want to be on that one day.

- Yes.

- So to win would be like
full circle times a thousand.

I don't know.

I know that it would mean
a lot for everyone.

- For me it's the idea of
resilience and just proving

to people that no matter if
they think you should be doing

something, that if you work
your fucking ass off,

you can get the payoff.

Like, that's everything to me.

I love proving people wrong.

- I second that.

Winning is just an
ultimate fuck you

to anyone who ever
didn't believe in you

or didn't see it.

But more than anything,
it's a big fuck you

to the own little
part in ourselves

that actually believed it.

- Yes, I love that.

- Drag has been the
only thing that I've

wanted to do with my life from
the time I was a teenager.

And then I finally
reached the pinnacle

and immediately had the rug
swept out from under me,

you know.

And to be able to prove that
as long as you keep going,

anything is possible.

Like,

just fucking keep going.

Just fucking keep going.

Get back on the fucking horse.

- OK.
- And I'm so glad you're back.

- I'm so happy to
be back, bitch.

- We've all fought tooth
and nail to be here.

And to win on my fourth try
would mean the world to me.

But what I've learned
through all of this

is it's not about
the destination.

It's about the
journey and sisterhood

and being in this magical
competition together.

- OK, bitches.

So we throwing down,
we smacking down today.

- That being said,
this Lip Sync Smackdown

for the Crown
is about to begin,

and I am going to
whoop y'all's asses.

Whoopeth thou ass.

- Bitch,
who's motherfucking ready?

Who wants to?
- Are we going right now?

- I need that.
I need that.

- You need that?

- Bitch, I can handle
the both of y'all.

- Yes, bad girls club.

- I need that, I need that.

- You need that right now?

- Hit it.

Hit it, yes!

- One chop.

- Yeah, bitches.

It's time for a Lip
Sync Smackdown, bitch.

♪ ♪

[tense music]

- OK, OK.

It is time to take part

in the Rate-A-Queen,
All Stars edition.

- We could be put
against each other,

the best against the best.

We could be put against
each other

the best against the worst.

We don't know.

- Now, we have to
rate every queen

from top to bottom,
fiercest competition

to the least fiercest
competition.

And I do feel like I smell
a little bit of a stunt.

- All right.

- I'm thinking
about who is going

to be the biggest competition

in the music that I enjoy.

- Jorgeous.

She's a killer.
She's got it.

- Fuck it,
let's go with Aja.

Girl, she's the one that I'm
most nervous about, actually.

- I need to make sure
that I make it to the end.

Most of these girls have
not seen my lip sync skills,

so I think they're
going to rank me low.

Lydia Butthole Kollins.

So I'm putting
Lydia as number one,

just in case the bottom queens
get matched up

with the top queens,
because

I think I can take Lydia
in a lip sync.

- Ginger Minj.

Her track record with
lip syncs does not lie.

I was originally
thinking I was going

to be kind of
strategic about it,

but I just don't know what
any of these rankings do.

- In second ranking.

- Second.
- Second.

- Is Jorgeous.

- Lydia Butthole Kollins.

- I am kind of going back
and forth between

do I play this fair and be
honest and trustworthy

or do I fuck shit up?

Third.

This is where it gets
a little muddy for me.

Ginger Minj.
She's a chameleon.

Is that the right decision?
I don't know.

- Third ranking.

I'm going to go ahead
and give that to Aja.

- Ginger Minj.

I feel like she could
definitely out-camp me.

- All right, I'm going
to rank fourth Irene.

I know the other girls
aren't seeing it for Irene,

so Irene is going to
be my personality hire.

I'm going to stick her
just a little bit

higher than I would normally.

- In fifth position, this is
where it gets tough and sticky.

And I'm going to
put my mace down

to actually think about this.

- In sixth ranking, Jorgeous.

- In seventh position,
I am ranking Irene the Alien.

I am just more intimidated
by everyone else.

- I don't want to
put Irene last,

but I mean,
I did beat her once.

- And seventh is Kerri Colby.

- You know, I've seen
the way how Kerri performs,

so I'm not that
worried about it.

- That's the tea.

- And mama.

- That is the tea.

- And that's the tea.
- And that's the tea.

- And that's the
mother-tucking tea, bitch.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]

- ♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

And what?

- Welcome to the grand finale

of "RuPaul's Drag Race
Tournament of All Stars."

Tonight,
it's just the home team,

starting with Michelle Visage.

She's my MVPP.

- Yeah, you know me.

[laughter]

- Style superstar
Carson Kressley.

Are you a big skorts fan?

- Oh, I usually prefer a clam
digger with a strappy sandal.

- [laughs]

And "Drag Race's"
biggest cheerleader,

it's Ross Mathews.

- Sis boom bah, sis.

- [laughs]

All Stars,
start your engines,

and may the best
drag queen win.

[dramatic music]

Category is Smackdown for
the Mother-tucking Crown.

First up, Aja.

- It's time for the Lip Sync
Smackdown for the Crown.

These bitches better watch out.

- Bosco.

- She should have worn a hat.

- Daya Betty.

- I am going big game hunting,
and baby, these other girls,

they're the prey.

- Ginger Minj.

Irene the Alien.

- Now it's time for
total annihilation.

- Jorgeous.

- The girls better be scared.

Who want it?
What's gooey?

- Dame Lydia Butthole Kollins.

Kerri Colby.

- Let me show you
what a diva can do.

♪ ♪

- This is fucking crazy.

- Welcome, All Stars.

Tonight, you'll face off

in a series of seven lip syncs.

In the end, one of you

will be crowned our champion.

Earlier, I asked you to rate
your fellow All Stars

based on who you think

is your biggest
lip sync competition.

Your combined rankings
have determined

tonight's lip sync order.

Yes, honey,
this bracket has been seeded.

Officially.

Because seeding is what?

all: Fundamental.

- It's like NAACP basketball
up in here.

- All right, listen up,
gay people.

This is a seeded bracket.
So here's how it works.

Number one
goes against number eight.

Number two, number seven.

Number three, number six.

And then four and five
are paired together.

And then the four winners
move on to the next round,

and then the winners
of those two lip syncs,

Lip Sync for the Crown.

You got it?

- Now, let the Smackdown begin.

♪ ♪

My queens, the All Star
y'all ranked number one is--

♪ ♪

Ginger Minj.

[applause]

- Thank you.
[laughter]

- Damn, y'all really trying
to downplay a bitch.

Girl, I guess I'm going to
have to show them again.

- Now, Ginger, you'll face off
against the All Star

ranked number eight.

And that All Star is--

♪ ♪

Kerri Colby.

- Well, yes.

- [laughs]

- Shit.

- The rest of you may take
a seat in the gallery.

- Kill it, baby.
- Thank you.

- Good luck, mama.
- Thank you, darling.

- Ginger, what do you think
of your top ranking?

- Surprised.

They got me, gal.

I don't know if
these girls ranked me

number one because they
truly believe that,

or if they are
trying to set me up.

Either way, I'm here for it.

I will take you all
down one by one.

[laughs]

- And Kerri, what do you
think of your eighth ranking?

- You know, I am a wildcard,
so this is a wild placement.

I'm here for it.

Low key, I know that
Ginger is a front runner,

but this could be that moment
that sets me apart.

And baby, the diva is girdled
up and ready to show you

what she has up her sleeve,
honey, up her tuck it up.

[laughs]

- Now, let's find out
who will choose the song.

♪ ♪

Oh, pit crew.

♪ ♪

Ladykins,
in Bruno's golden hopper

are two balls,
one for each of you.

Bruno, let's go.

♪ ♪

- If I don't get
the right song,

Kerri could definitely
out-sexy me.

Oh, God, pick my ball.

♪ ♪

Oh.

- Whose ball are you holding?

♪ ♪

Bruno is holding Ginger's ball.

- I wish I could say
it was the first time.

[laughter]

- And that means, Ginger,
you get to choose the song

from our
Lip Sync Smackdown playlist.

Will it be
"Disease" by Lady Gaga,

"Joyride" by Kesha,

"Party Lights" by Natalie Cole,

"Raise Your Glass" by Pink,

"Show Me How You Burlesque"
by Christina Aguilera,

or "Whenever, Wherever"
by Shakira?

- [groans]

In my head,
I am sitting here going,

you really need to set the tone
for this whole battle.

Pick something
you know you can do

and a song that
I can just lay into.

Big swings, no misses.

- What song do you choose?

- "Disease" by Lady Gaga.

- "Disease" by Lady Gaga
is Ginger's choice.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me

to move forward
to the next round.

♪ ♪

The time has come for you

to Lip Sync for Your Life.

♪ ♪

Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

- ♪ Oh ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ There are no
more tears to cry ♪

♪ I heard you
begging for life ♪

- Yes!

- ♪ Running out of medicine ♪

♪ You're worse than
you've ever been ♪

♪ Ah, scream it for me, baby ♪

♪ Like you're gonna die ♪

♪ Poison on the inside ♪

♪ I can be your
antidote tonight ♪

♪ I can play the doctor ♪

♪ I can cure your disease ♪

♪ If you were a sinner ♪

♪ I could make you believe ♪

♪ Lay you down like
one, two, three ♪

♪ Eyes roll back in ecstasy ♪

♪ I can smell your sickness ♪

♪ I can cure your ♪

♪ Cure your disease ♪

[cheering]

♪ ♪

♪ You're so tortured
when you sleep ♪

- Kerri put all
of that beautiful

50-inch ponytail into a bun,
and she's leaving it up there?

Take the hair down, baby.

It's hot in the club, girl.

- ♪ I can play the doctor ♪

♪ I can cure your disease ♪

♪ If you were a sinner ♪

♪ I could make you believe ♪

♪ Lay you down like
one, two, three ♪

♪ Eyes roll back in ecstasy ♪

♪ I can smell your sickness ♪

♪ I can cure your ♪

♪ Bring me your desire ♪

♪ I can cure your disease ♪

♪ If you were a sinner ♪

♪ I could make you believe ♪

♪ Lay you down like
one, two, three ♪

♪ Eyes roll back in ecstasy ♪

♪ I know all your secrets ♪

♪ I can cure your ♪

♪ Oh, cure your disease ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Cure your disease ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Cure your ♪

- Yes!

[applause]

- Work, bitches.

- Bitch, that was sickening.

- I'm getting goosebumps,
for real.

- Oh, my God.

That was fierce.

- All Stars,
I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

[laughs]

- [laughs]

All Stars,
I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

Ginger Minj, shantay, you stay.

- Oh, thank God.

[applause]

I think you cured my disease.

- Well...

- OK.

- Condragulations.

You've won the first
Lip Sync Smackdown.

Please step to the winner's box
to await the next round.

Kerri Colby, you gave Ginger
a run for her money.

- Yes.

- While you won't be
moving forward tonight,

you are and will
forever be an All Star.

Now, sashay away.

- All right.

- Love you, diva.

- Another one.
Thank you.

[laughter]

My personal shot at
the Hall of Fame and $200,000

has come to an end
this time around.

Ooh, well.

I feel nothing but gratitude,
because the judges said

bring the doll back to life.

And I feel like
I got all the redemption

that I was hunting
and searching

and craving and needing.

Oh.

- All Stars, please step to the
stage for our next lip sync.

Ladykins, the All Star
you ranked number two is

Dame Lydia B Kollins.

- Oh, shit.

- Work.

- I did not expect to be
ranked at number two.

For them to think
that I am up there,

I'm gagged and
a little confused.

[laughs]

- Lydia, you'll be competing
with the All Star

that you all ranked
number seven.

And the number seven
All Star is--

♪ ♪

Irene the Alien.

- Y'all are shady.

[laughs]

Well, the girls ranked

exactly how I thought
they would.

I expected to be
ranked seventh,

and I picked Lydia
in that higher ranking

because I think
I can take her on.

So it looks like
my strategy paid off.

- The rest of you may take
a seat in the gallery.

[tense music]

All right, now let's find out
who gets to choose the song.

Oh, pit crew.

[suspenseful music]

Now, in Bruno's
golden hopper

are two balls,
one for each of you.

Now, Bruno, without peeking,
cradle one ball.

♪ ♪

Show us that ball.

♪ ♪

Lydia Butthole Kollins.

Lydia, what will it be?

- Ooh. "Joyride" by Kesha.

- So it shall be done.

The time has come for you

to Lip Sync for Your Life.

- I am shaking in my
cock piece right now,

because this lip sync
is going to determine

who makes it to the top four.

I am going to send Teletubby
back to Mars, bitch.

- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

[Kesha's "Joyride"]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Are you a man ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a bitch ♪

♪ I'm already rich,
just looking for that mm ♪

♪ This party sucks,
I'm 'bout to ditch ♪

♪ Don't even try to
gi-give me shit ♪

♪ I've earned the right
to be, be like this ♪

♪ Oh, you say you love me ♪

♪ That's funny ♪

♪ Well, so do I ♪

♪ I'm just looking for
a joyride, joyride ♪

♪ I'm just looking for
a good time tonight ♪

♪ Baby, I want you to ♪

♪ Rev my engine till
you make it purr ♪

- That's right, girls,
give us a show.

- ♪ Joyride ♪

♪ Keep your eyes on the road ♪

♪ A label whore, but I'm
bored of wearing clothes ♪

♪ You want kids ♪

♪ Well, I am mother ♪

♪ Don't even try to
gi-give me shit ♪

- I am in fight or flight
at this moment.

I have a lot in my arsenal.

I'm just going to try
to let it all out.

- ♪ Rev my engine
till you make it purr ♪

♪ Keep it kinky,
but I come first ♪

♪ Beep, beep bitch,
I'm outside ♪

♪ Get in, loser,
for the joyride ♪

♪ Making every
motherfucker turn ♪

♪ Fall from heaven,
no, it didn't hurt ♪

♪ Beep beep,
that's nitro life ♪

♪ Get in, loser,
for the joyride ♪

♪ Don't even,
don't give me shh ♪

♪ Don't even,
'cause I'm a bitch ♪

♪ Don't even, don't even ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a, I'm a bitch ♪

- Yes!

♪ ♪

- Work!

♪ ♪

♪ Get in, loser,
for the joyride ♪

- Bitch.

- Good job.

- What the fuck?
Who cut the cable?

Y'all need to pay
your bills, bitch.

- Ladies,
I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

Lydia B. Kollins,
shantay, you stay.

- Oh, fuck.

Thank you.

[applause]

Period, bitch.

I, Lydia Butthole Kollins,

I'm in the top four of the
"Tournament of All Stars."

I'm so gagged.

- Condragulations.
- Thank you.

- Now, please step
to the winners box.

- I love you so much.

Congrats.

Oh, my God.

- Irene the Alien,
you will not be moving forward,

but you are and will
forever be...

a freak.

[laughter]

And an All Star.

- Thank you so much
for the opportunity

to show the world what
a fucking idiot I truly am.

- [laughs]

Now, sashay away.

- We love you, Irene.
- Love you, Irene.

- You better work, bitch.

- If it's true that losing
is the new winning,

then no one's a bigger winner

than the 16th place
Irene the Alien.

- Yes!
- Work, bitch.

- Love you sister.

- The alien invasion
is postponed for now.

Even though I didn't
win the crown this time,

I couldn't be happier
with how things shook out.

Us early outs,

we've got more to show you
than you got to see.

- Sister!

- They got me, girl.

- She was bucking.

How do you feel?
- Thank you.

I'm not going to lie,
I'm pretty disappointed,

but here I am.

- I think you did
a fabulous job.

That was a great lip sync.
- Thank you.

- Girl, join the watching party
of the tournament.

My first guest, everybody.

- All Stars.

- Oh, here we go.

- Please return to the stage.

It's time for our
next lip sync.

[suspenseful music]

On deck, the All Star

you all ranked
number three is--

♪ ♪

Jorgeous.

- Wait a minute.

OK.

- Jorgeous, you'll be
lip syncing against

the All Star ranked number six.

- Probably Daya.
- Yeah.

- And that queen is--

♪ ♪

Aja.

- Oh.

- Well, yes.

- Oh, bitch.

So the one bitch I did not
want to face is Miss Aja.

But I'm ready, mama.

Let's put on a show
for Miss Mother Ru.

- Fuck all you bitches
who voted me that low.

Y'all really played today.
- [laughs]

- But it's OK.

I'm saying a prayer
for all of y'all.

- Spoken like a true
Mother Superior.

Now, let's see who gets
to choose the song.

Oh, pit crew.

Bruno, show us what you got.

- Please, Bruno,
please grab my ball, please.

♪ ♪

- Jorgeous.

That means you get
to choose the song.

- Yes.

Let's do "Party Lights."

- "Party Lights"
by Natalie Cole.

- I'm sorry, Aja, but, mama,
I'm going to have to send you

back to the convent.

- Ooh, girl.
Buckle up.

You ready?

- Here we go, girl.
This is about to be a battle.

- Give it to us.

- Two All Stars
stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me

and move forward
to the next round.

The time has come for you

to Lip Sync for Your Life.

♪ ♪

- The one person I didn't want
to go against is Jorgeous.

She's an amazing performer.

I think she's the only
girl here that has

the potential to take me out.

But I have some
tricks up my sleeve.

- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

[Natalie Cole's
"Party Lights"]

- Ooh.
- Wow.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I see the party lights ♪

♪ Shining in the night ♪

♪ Make me feel all right ♪

- [laughs]

- ♪ I see the party lights ♪

♪ Shining in the night ♪

♪ Really out of sight ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I see reflections
going in the air ♪

♪ Telling me the way to move ♪

♪ I feel the spirit
and it's everywhere ♪

♪ Telling me
it's time to groove ♪

♪ I see the party lights ♪

- Oh!

- ♪ They're shining
in the night ♪

♪ Ooh, make me
feel all right ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ I've got to leave here and
I won't look back, no, no ♪

♪ I've seen tomorrow
in the sky ♪

♪ Yes, I have ♪

♪ I've got the sunshine
in a paper sack ♪

♪ Would you believe ♪

♪ I've got new wings
and I can fly ♪

♪ Party lights ♪

♪ They're shining in the air ♪

♪ Whoa, out of sight ♪

♪ Let's get away ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Come on,
party with me children ♪

♪ Hey, come on ♪

♪ Party with me ♪

♪ Down, get down ♪

♪ You, come on,
party with me children ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Come on, party with me ♪

- Let it go, let it go.

- Ooh!

- Yeah!

- ♪ Party ♪

♪ Party ♪

♪ Party ♪

♪ Oh, I see the party lights ♪

♪ Shining in the night ♪

♪ Ooh, baby ♪

- These bitches
are turning it.

Mwah.

- ♪ Shining, yeah ♪

♪ Come on, whoa ♪

[applause]

- Yes!

- Yes, ma'am!

[suspenseful music]

- All Stars,
I've made my decision.

♪ ♪

[laughs]

- [laughs]

All Stars,
I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

Jorgeous, shantay, you stay.

- Oh, bitch.

[applause]

Thank you so much.

- Condragulations, you're
advancing to the next round.

- Bitch, yes.

- Please step to
the winners box.

- Thank you, mama.

One bitch down.
Who's next, girl?

Ginger, you want it?
Lydia, you want it?

Anybody can get it.
[laughs]

- Aja.

While you won't be
moving forward tonight,

you are and will forever be

one sickening All Star.

Now, sashay away.

- I just want to say
thank you so much.

I came here to fall back
in love with drag.

And I just want to say, y'all
made me fall deeply in love.

I'm going to do
my little walk off.

See, I'm walking.

You know, I'm walking.

PS, dot dot,
I'm out this bitch.

- Love you, Aja!

- Love you!

- Honestly, internally,
I am crumbling.

But all I can do is just
walk away with my head up

and just know that
I did my best.

[upbeat music]

- Hello?

Is the woman of the house here?

What you got to say, girl?

What's it giving?

- That wore me out.

I was like, girl, Jorgeous'
little ass be carrying.

- Now.

- Oh, shit.
- Oh.

- Daya Betty, Bosco,

your fellow queens have ranked
you number four and five

respectively.

♪ ♪

- Oh, no.
Daya's crying.

This is going to be
so hard to watch.

They're sisters.

- And they are like
sister sisters, girl.

- Daya Betty,
you're looking very emotional.

Why is that?

- Bosco means a lot to me.

She's taught me
a lot about myself

and what it means to
actually have queer family.

And I just have
the most immense amount

of respect for her.

And just not the person

that I want to be
doing this with.

But that's the name
of the game,

and I'm ready.

- Bosco, is there anything
you'd like to say?

- No.

[laughter]

- No.
I love you, girl.

I fucking love you so much.
- I love you.

- It's all with love,
and we are family here.

Now, let's see who gets
to choose your song.

Oh, pit crew.

[suspenseful music]

You know how this goes.

Bruno, get those balls rolling.

♪ ♪

- Bruno, hurry up, miss thing.

- Show us that ball, Bruno.

Bosco.

Bosco, what song do you choose?

- If I want to move forward
in this competition,

I have to put myself first.

And it's not what I want to do,

but I'm kind of a cunt.

[laughs]
I'm going to do it.

I'm absolutely going to do it.

Let's show them
how to burlesque.

- Bosco has chosen
"Show Me How You Burlesque"

by Christina Aguilera.

- God damn, Bosco was born
to do this song.

- Here we go.

- Two All Stars
stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me

and move forward
to the next round.

The time has come for you

to Lip Sync for Your Life.

♪ ♪

Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

- ♪ Underneath
the city lights ♪

♪ There is a world
few know about ♪

♪ Where rules
don't apply, no ♪

♪ And you can't keep
a good girl down ♪

♪ ♪

♪ She comes to the club
looking for a good time ♪

♪ Gonna make that, shake that,
money on a dime ♪

♪ Don't need a sugar daddy,
she can work it just fine ♪

♪ Up on the table,
she'll be dancing all night ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, baby doll
just come to life ♪

♪ Under the spotlight ♪

♪ We say hey ♪

♪ Here come the ladies ♪

♪ Bout to give a little show ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Here go the boys ♪

♪ You gotta show
a little more ♪

- Oh, my God.

- ♪ Hit it up, get it up,
won't let you rest ♪

♪ Hit it up, get it up,
this is not a test ♪

♪ Hit it up, get it up,
gotta give me your best ♪

♪ ♪

♪ A little bit of naughty,
it's a little bit nice ♪

♪ She's a whole lot of glam,
sweat, sugar, sex, spice ♪

♪ Shimmy, shimmy,
strut, strut ♪

♪ Give a little what, what ♪

♪ Up on the table,
we'll be dancing all night ♪

- I'm not going to lie.

Daya is kind of
bringing energy right now.

- ♪ Show me
how you burlesque ♪

[snapping]

♪ OK, girls ♪

♪ Let's show 'em
how it's done ♪

♪ It ain't over till we say ♪

♪ And we've only just begun ♪

♪ Let me hear you say yeah ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Say yeah ♪

♪ Say yeah ♪

- Oh, my God!

- ♪ Hit it up, get it up,
this is not a test ♪

♪ Hit it up, get it up,
gotta give me your best ♪

♪ So get your ass up,
show me how you burlesque ♪

- Yes, bitch!

[applause]

Work.

- Wow.

All Stars,
I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

[laughs]

- [laughs]

All Stars,
I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Bosco, shantay, you stay.

[applause]

Condragulations,
you're headed to the next round.

Stay right where you are.

Daya Betty, you won't be
moving forward tonight,

but you are and will
forever be family.

Now, sashay away.

- Ru, thank you for
changing my life

and showing me that
I belong somewhere.

It just took me a long time,
and I'm very thankful for that.

Girl, I love you.
Congratulations.

[soft music]

- Thank you so much.

Kill it.

I guess Betty wasn't
ready yet, bitch.

OK?
OK.

I didn't win the crown,
but I am walking away here

so proud of myself.

And if I had to lose
a lip sync to anybody,

I am happy that it's Bosco.

Hi.

- [screams]

- You Betty be ready.

- Aw.

- Betty, we got a seat
right here for you.

Come on, Daya.
- Thank you.

- Come sit.

- Daya, that was hard to watch.

- It was.
- I'm really sad.

But not because I lost.

I just hated that
that was me and Bosco.

- Oh, my God, the TV.

- It's time for round two
of our Lip Sync Smackdown.

- Ding, ding, ding.

- Bosco,
I've consulted our bracket.

Your next lip sync
will be with--

[suspenseful music]

Ginger Minj.

Ginger, please step forward.

- No rest at all
for the wicked.

And here comes
Ginger fucking Minj,

one of the people that I really
didn't want to lip sync against.

- Now let's see who gets
to choose the song.

Oh, pit crew.

Bruno, do your thing.

Harder, Bruno.

Faster!

Reaching in without looking.

Show us that ball, Bruno.

♪ ♪

Ginger.

The ball says Ginger.

- Oh, good.

- Ginger, there are
two choices left.

"Raise Your Glass" by Pink

and "Whenever, Wherever"
by Shakira.

- Bosco serves high class,
glamorous sex.

Ginger Minj serves smoky,

bar room brawl kind of bitch.

I know I look like Shakira,

but I think I'll do
"Raise Your Glass" by Pink.

- All right.
"Raise Your Glass."

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me

and move forward
to the final round.

The time has come

for you to Lip Sync

for Your Life.

♪ ♪

- If I win against Ginger,
I'm in the top two.

Is it going to be
an easy task?

No.
Is it a doable task?

It absolutely is.

- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

[Pink's "Raise Your Glass"]

- [giggles]

♪ Right, right,
turn off the lights ♪

♪ We're going to lose
our minds tonight ♪

♪ What's the dealio ♪

♪ I love when
it's all too much ♪

♪ 5:00 AM turn the radio up ♪

♪ Where's the rock and roll ♪

♪ Party crasher,
panty snatcher ♪

- Panty snatcher.
- Yes, Ginger!

- ♪ If you a gangsta ♪

♪ Don't be fancy,
just get dancey ♪

♪ Why so serious ♪

♪ So raise your glass
if you are wrong ♪

♪ In all the right ways ♪

♪ All my underdogs ♪

♪ We will never be, never be ♪

♪ Anything but loud
and nitty gritty ♪

♪ Dirty little freaks ♪

♪ Won't you come on
and come on ♪

♪ And raise your glass ♪

♪ Oh, shit,
my glass is empty ♪

♪ That sucks ♪

♪ So if you're too
school for cool ♪

♪ And you're treated
like a fool ♪

♪ Treated like a fool ♪

♪ You can choose
to let it go ♪

♪ We can always,
we can always ♪

♪ Party on our own ♪

♪ So raise your, ah, fuck ♪

♪ So raise your glass
if you are wrong ♪

♪ In all the right ways ♪

♪ All my underdogs ♪

♪ Won't you come on
and come on ♪

♪ And raise your glass
for me ♪

♪ Just come on and come on ♪

♪ And raise your glass ♪

♪ For me ♪

- Yes, bitches!

[applause]

- Wow.

All Stars,
I've made my decision.

- Oh, no.
- Oh, God.

- I can't wait to see
how this turns out.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

All Stars,
I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

Ginger Minj, shantay, you stay.
- Oh!

[upbeat music]

- Condragulations,
you are advancing

to the final
Lip Sync for the Crown.

Please step to the winners box.

- Ooh, shit, OK.

All right,
it's starting to get real.

There is only
one more lip sync

between me and the crown.

So who's it going to be?

- Bosco, my dear,

you won't be
moving forward tonight,

but you are
and will forever be

an All Star doll.

Now, sashay away.

- I just want to say thank you.

You've changed my life so much,

and it's been so much fun
to be able to spend more time

with you all and laugh.

- It's been great for us
to see dem titties.

- Should have kept me
around longer then.

[laughter]

- Yes, mama.

- Yes, baby!

- It sucks, but I'm really happy
with everything that I showed,

and sometimes
it's just not your moment.

I did really, really well.

And more importantly than that,

I did better than
Irene and Daya.

- You didn't shave your back.

- Did I really not?
- No.

- Oh, well.
- Damn.

- [laughs]

Well, shit.

- Oh, diva.

- They fucked
the orange group up tonight.

- Girl, we just got
our asses handed to us.

- Would have been so
embarrassing for us to go

on a tour if you were
in fifth and I was in first.

[laughter]

- Oh.

- Here we go.
- All right.

- We're back.
- OK, OK.

- Fuck,
it's the sixth lip sync.

- Lydia Butthole Kollins
and Jorgeous,

please step forward.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- It's the rematch
of mommy's favorites.

And if I beat her once, I could
definitely beat her again.

So I'm ready, bitch.

- By the process
of elimination,

your song is

"Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira.

- You may not think by looking
at me that I like this song,

but little known fact,
I am a Shakira super fan.

- You guys,
you know Lydia was, like,

obsessed with Shakira
as a kid.

- Her fifth birthday had
a Shakira birthday cake.

- I am going to wipe my hole
across that damn stage.

- Two All Stars
stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me

and move forward
to the final round.

The time has come
for you to Lip Sync

for Your Life.

♪ ♪

Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

[Shakira's
"Whenever, Wherever"]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Lucky you were
born that far away ♪

♪ So we could both
make fun of distance ♪

♪ Lucky that I love
a foreign land for ♪

♪ The lucky fact
of your existence ♪

♪ Baby, I would climb
the Andes solely ♪

♪ To count the freckles
on your body ♪

♪ Never could imagine
there were only ♪

♪ 10 million ways
to love somebody ♪

♪ Le do lo le lo le,
le do lo le lo le ♪

♪ Can't you see
I'm at your feet? ♪

♪ Whenever, wherever ♪

♪ We're meant to be together ♪

♪ I'll be there
and you'll be near ♪

♪ And that's the deal,
my dear ♪

♪ There over, here under ♪

♪ You'll never
have to wonder ♪

♪ We can always play by ear ♪

♪ But that's the deal,
my dear ♪

♪ ♪

- Yes, bitch!

♪ ♪

- ♪ Lucky that my lips
not only my mumble ♪

♪ They spill kisses
like a fountain ♪

♪ Lucky that my breasts
are small and humble ♪

♪ So you don't confuse them
with mountains ♪

♪ Lucky I have strong legs
like my mother ♪

♪ To run for cover
when I need it ♪

♪ And these two eyes
that for no other ♪

♪ The day you leave
will cry a river ♪

♪ Le do lo le lo le,
le do lo le lo le ♪

♪ At your feet ♪

♪ I'm at your feet ♪

- That was so hot, bitch.

- Am I a lesbian now?

- OK.

♪ ♪

♪ Le do lo le lo le,
le do lo le lo le ♪

♪ Think out loud,
say it again ♪

♪ Le do lo le lo le lo le ♪

♪ Tell me one more time ♪

♪ That you'll live
lost in my eyes ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Whenever, wherever ♪

♪ We're meant to be together ♪

♪ I'll be there
and you'll be near ♪

♪ And that's the deal,
my dear ♪

♪ There over, here under ♪

♪ You've got me
head over heels ♪

♪ There's nothing
left to fear ♪

♪ If you really feel
the way I feel ♪

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

[applause]

- Wow.
- That was fucking crazy.

- That was fierce.

- Oh, do we get to see
the result this time?

- Oop!

- All Stars,
I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

Jorgeous, shantay, you stay.

- No way.

[applause]

- Condragulations,
you're moving forward

to the final
Lip Sync for the Crown.

- That's crazy.

Thank you so much, you guys.

- You may join Ginger
in the winner's box.

- I love you.
I'm so proud of you.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you so much.

I love you, bitch.
- Love you, too.

- Mama, I'm going to be
Lip Syncing for the Crown.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe it.

I cannot believe it.

- Lydia, my dear, you won't
be moving forward tonight,

but you are
and will forever be

my favorite butthole.

[laughter]

- And that's saying something.

- You are the reason
for everything.

Thank you, all of you, so much.

I cannot say that enough.
Thank you.

- Thank you.

Now, sashay away.

[applause]

- I love you, bitch.

- Well, shit, the remix,
part two, electric boogaloo.

Mwah.

[laughter]

To have made it this far in
the "Tournament of All Stars,"

I'm leaving with my head
held very high,

mostly because
this wig is so heavy

and I can't really
move my head.

But I'm just proud.

We made it, bitches!

[screaming]

- Hey, sister.

Good job, sister.
Congratulations.

- Thank you, you too.

- I'm honestly like,
OK, yes, I would

have loved to have
won that lip sync,

but I'm so proud of myself too.
I can't--

- Girl.
- You know?

Oh.

- Attention, All Stars.

- That's us.
- Hi, mother.

- Please report
to the main stage

for the final
Lip Sync for the Crown.

- Work.
- All right.

- I repeat, get your
padded ass over here ASAP.

- She's only talking to me.

- Come on, sister.
- Chug, chug, chug.

- Let's go, baby.
- Let's go.

Let's go.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

Give it up for our
top two All Stars,

Ginger Minj and Jorgeous.

[applause]

- Oh, come on, divas.
- Period.

How?

- Yes.

- Bitch, what's gooey?

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- After surviving
challenge after challenge,

one final lip sync
stands between you

and the grand prize
of $200,000.

But no matter what
happens tonight,

you're both going home
a little bit richer,

because this season's
runner up

will receive a cash tip
of $25,000.

[applause]

- Oh, my God.

- Now, two All Stars
stand before me.

Ladies, this is
your last chance

to impress me
and prove to the world

that you are a winner, baby.

The time has come
for you to Lip Sync

for the Crown.

♪ ♪

- I came back to get
my crown, and bitch,

nothing is going to stop me
from turning this out.

This is it.

It's gonna take a silver bullet
to put me down, bitch.

- This is everything
that I dreamed for

ever since I was a kid.

And Ginger Minj is
the only thing standing

between me and the crown.

So, mama, I'm going to have
to push this bitch to the side

and snatch it.

- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up!

[thunder booming]

- ♪ Hi
- ♪ Hi ♪

♪ We're your weather girls ♪

♪ And have we got
news for you ♪

♪ You better listen ♪

♪ Get ready,
all you lonely girls ♪

♪ And leave those
umbrellas at home ♪

♪ All right ♪

♪ Humidity is rising ♪

♪ Mm, rising ♪

♪ Barometer's getting low ♪

♪ How low, girl ♪

♪ According to all sources ♪

♪ What sources, now ♪

♪ The street's
the place to go ♪

♪ We better hurry up ♪

♪ 'Cause tonight
for the first time ♪

♪ Just about half past 10:00 ♪

- Hey!

- ♪ For the first time
in history ♪

♪ It's going to start
raining men ♪

- Yes!

- ♪ It's raining men,
hallelujah ♪

♪ It's raining men, amen ♪

♪ It's raining men,
hallelujah ♪

♪ It's raining men, amen ♪

[cheering]

- You better twirl!
- Yes!

♪ ♪

- ♪ I feel stormy weather ♪

♪ Moving in ♪

♪ ♪

♪ About to begin,
about to begin ♪

- [laughs]

- ♪ Hear the thunder ♪

♪ Don't you lose your ♪

♪ Head ♪

♪ Rip off the roof
and stay in bed ♪

♪ Rip off the roof and
stay in bed ♪

♪ God bless Mother Nature ♪

♪ She's a single woman too ♪

♪ She bought every angel ♪

♪ She rearranged the sky ♪

♪ So that each
and every woman ♪

♪ Could find the perfect guy ♪

- Hit it!

♪ ♪

♪ It's raining men,
hallelujah ♪

[cheering]

♪ It's raining men ♪

♪ Every specimen ♪

♪ Tall, blonde,
dark, and lean ♪

♪ Rough and tough
and strong and mean ♪

♪ It's raining men, yeah ♪

- Yes!
- Work!

Wow.

- Who cares about
your backbone anyway?

- Whoo!
God bless Mother Nature.

[laughs]

Now, please welcome back
to the main stage

our reigning
All Stars champion,

Angeria Paris VanMicheals.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, wow.

Look at her.

- Yes!

- Gorgeous.

- Hey.

[applause]

- Looking good, Angeria.

- Looking good yourself, mama.

I ain't lying.

[laughter]

The winner of "RuPaul's Drag
Race Tournament of All Stars"

will receive
a crown and scepter

provided by
Fierce Drag Jewels,

a year's supply of Anastasia
Beverly Hills Cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize

of $200,000

courtesy of "RuPaul's
Drag Race Match Queen."

Ginger, Jorgeous,

I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

The winner

of "RuPaul's Drag Race
Tournament of All Stars"...

is...

♪ ♪

Ginger Minj.

♪ You're a champion ♪

♪ Greatest of them all ♪

♪ You're a champion ♪

♪ Never gonna fall ♪

♪ You're a champion ♪

♪ Still standing strong ♪

Condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.

[laughs]

Ginger, is there anything
you'd like to say?

- It's been 10 years of
coming to this competition,

and I'm fucking ready to reign.

[laughter]

- Now prance, my queen, prance!

- I won! I won!

Finally.

I've worked so hard for this.

And to have it finally happen,

it just exceeds
every expectation.

I feel like a winner.

We did it, Joe!

[laughter]

- Yes!

- I am living proof that
even if the whole world

tells you that
you're not a winner,

you can make it happen
for yourself.

- Now, remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell are you
going to love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

all: Amen!

- All right,
now let the music play.

♪ You make me feel ♪

♪ Whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say ♪

♪ Long as you whisper to me ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ ASMR lover,
that is what you are ♪

- ♪ You make me feel,
whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say ♪

♪ Long as you whisper to me ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ♪

♪ ASMR lover,
that's what you are ♪

♪ To me, ay, ay ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ ASMR lover,
that is what you are ♪