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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,650 --> 00:00:06,390 A quarter of a million pounds. 2 00:00:06,950 --> 00:00:12,150 22 identical sealed boxes and no questions except one. 3 00:00:13,750 --> 00:00:15,650 Deal or no deal? 4 00:00:20,550 --> 00:00:23,210 Welcome to the Dream Factory. Thank you, children. 5 00:00:25,450 --> 00:00:29,610 Yes, we've got a really buoyant atmosphere here, despite the fact that 6 00:00:29,610 --> 00:00:31,830 banker is very much in the ascendancy. 7 00:00:32,030 --> 00:00:36,570 We are looking for somebody to come out here and give the banker a really good 8 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:41,210 spanking. It's a big challenge, but I hope you've got what it takes. 9 00:00:42,530 --> 00:00:43,530 Nan! 10 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:51,710 Go on, Nan, it's your big moment. 11 00:00:52,050 --> 00:00:54,170 Take the walk of wealth. 12 00:01:14,650 --> 00:01:16,110 Welcome to your game, Nan. 13 00:01:17,890 --> 00:01:20,690 Oh, that's made me laugh, that has, hasn't it? 14 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:22,570 So what have you brought with you? No deal! 15 00:01:24,790 --> 00:01:25,790 No deal! 16 00:01:25,850 --> 00:01:26,850 No! 17 00:01:27,810 --> 00:01:28,810 That's it! 18 00:01:29,870 --> 00:01:36,750 I tell you, if he thinks he's taking me for a ride, he can forget it, because I 19 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:38,610 tell you, I've got nerves of steel. 20 00:01:38,950 --> 00:01:40,710 Do you feel as if it is your lucky day? 21 00:01:41,090 --> 00:01:42,270 Got to be, ain't it, eh? 22 00:01:42,990 --> 00:01:44,750 Quarter million pounds, mine, ain't it, eh? 23 00:01:45,390 --> 00:01:46,810 I see you've got a picture with you. 24 00:01:47,010 --> 00:01:50,490 Oh, I've got a picture, aye, darling. That's my beautiful grandson, Jamie. Do 25 00:01:50,490 --> 00:01:53,150 you want to just show it there to the camera? Oh, look, there he is, love. 26 00:01:53,430 --> 00:01:55,410 He can't be... He's at university. 27 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:57,150 Oh, yeah. 28 00:01:57,370 --> 00:02:00,450 Which one is he at? I don't know, love. I don't take much notice. 29 00:02:01,910 --> 00:02:04,430 He's a beautiful boy, though. Oh, no, he's a beautiful boy. 30 00:02:04,770 --> 00:02:06,670 So... I bought you a slice of Madeira cake. 31 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:10,070 Oh, thank you. Here you are. I've got a bowl of beef sandwich in there. I'm not 32 00:02:10,070 --> 00:02:11,070 going to have it cos... 33 00:02:14,030 --> 00:02:15,570 Because of gas, quite honestly. 34 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:19,010 If you say what I'm saying. 35 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:20,890 So when can I have my cake? 36 00:02:21,170 --> 00:02:22,450 Go on, darling, help yourself. 37 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:25,950 I like an occasional nibble. Yeah, it's how you will your right to. I've heard. 38 00:02:27,950 --> 00:02:29,010 Thank you very much. 39 00:02:31,470 --> 00:02:35,430 Are you happy to move on and immediately go for the money? 40 00:02:35,710 --> 00:02:38,890 Get right on to it, love. You've been wasting my time ever since I got here. 41 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:45,780 I need you to confirm that you chose box number one at random before the game. I 42 00:02:45,780 --> 00:02:47,920 did, sweetheart, yes. No -one forced me. 43 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:51,020 It's sealed by the independent adjudicator. Sealed by the independent 44 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:54,980 adjudicator. Who seals all 22 boxes and is the only person... Every cow sees. 45 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:58,780 ..who knows where the money is. 46 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:01,240 Sticking a bit of sellotape on a box. 47 00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:03,220 Independent adjudicator. 48 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:06,680 Oh, she didn't last long at school, did she? 49 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:08,240 OK. 50 00:03:08,510 --> 00:03:11,870 The East Wing are with you, the West Wing are with you, the Pilgrims are 51 00:03:11,870 --> 00:03:15,390 behind you. Nan, have a great game. Good luck. 52 00:03:17,550 --> 00:03:19,610 I can't believe I'm here. 53 00:03:20,110 --> 00:03:25,190 I was like, I've got to choose a number, isn't it? Five to the first phone call. 54 00:03:26,390 --> 00:03:30,750 I'm going to go with my beautiful Susan. 55 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:32,670 Number six. 56 00:03:33,170 --> 00:03:35,490 Susan, will you please get Nan's game underway? 57 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:38,300 You're a smashing lady, Nan. I hope it's a blue for you. 58 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 No. 59 00:03:43,060 --> 00:03:44,060 £35 ,000. 60 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:45,440 That's all right. 61 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:48,720 That's all right. Don't worry about it. I've got bundles, myself. 62 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:50,740 Don't worry about it. 63 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:52,060 That's worth nothing. 64 00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:53,260 Look at that board, eh? 65 00:03:53,420 --> 00:03:56,360 Yep. Don't touch the next four of the Power Five. We'll be all right. No, no, 66 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:57,360 won't dare. 67 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:58,520 We won't dare, no. 68 00:03:59,660 --> 00:04:02,580 Next, I'm going to go with Fat Stella. 69 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:04,460 Stella, would you please... 70 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:11,280 We live together, don't we? 71 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:12,459 In the hotel. 72 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:15,320 Don't want to go down to breakfast after Stella. Ain't nothing left. 73 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:22,220 She's so much good as gold. She's good as gold. 74 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:27,060 Stella, darling, pick me a blue sweet up, for God's sake. 75 00:04:27,380 --> 00:04:28,480 That was a blip, Gran. 76 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,340 I know it's going to be a good one for you. 77 00:04:30,540 --> 00:04:32,360 Good luck to you, darling. Thank you, Stella. 78 00:04:39,790 --> 00:04:40,830 fucking hit the 250. 79 00:04:47,350 --> 00:04:48,810 No one is going out. 80 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:51,250 No, it ain't their fault. It ain't their fault. 81 00:04:51,470 --> 00:04:52,630 We can turn this around now. 82 00:04:53,170 --> 00:04:54,650 I'm going to go with Johnny. 83 00:04:54,970 --> 00:04:57,270 Well, I hope this is good for you, Nan. Here we go. 84 00:04:58,050 --> 00:04:59,450 Oh, no. 85 00:04:59,890 --> 00:05:01,690 We did not want to see that. 86 00:05:02,070 --> 00:05:06,370 Three of the power five in the first three boxes. This is not looking good, 87 00:05:06,550 --> 00:05:07,970 We're in a fucking hearing, aren't we? 88 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:12,450 That's like a thief. What's the fucking matter here? 89 00:05:14,330 --> 00:05:18,490 Don't matter. Okay, that's the end of the Big Reds. We're now going to go on a 90 00:05:18,490 --> 00:05:19,490 blues cruise. 91 00:05:19,750 --> 00:05:21,810 Yeah. I'm going to go with Louise. 92 00:05:22,570 --> 00:05:27,150 Louise, we've had the 35 ,000, the 75 ,000, the 100 ,000. We can turn this 93 00:05:27,150 --> 00:05:29,490 around, can't we? We can change this. 94 00:05:29,870 --> 00:05:33,730 Blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue. 95 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:48,220 The seal's off. I'm sorry. We're there. This is almost on the verge of the Hall 96 00:05:48,220 --> 00:05:50,360 of Fame, but we can turn this game around. 97 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:54,820 There still could be a quarter of a million there. Oh. End the round with 98 00:05:54,820 --> 00:05:55,820 one P. 99 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:58,360 Twelve. Me lovely Ellen. 100 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,640 You're a special woman now. Good luck. 101 00:06:00,940 --> 00:06:01,940 Blue, blue, 102 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:03,700 blue. 103 00:06:04,540 --> 00:06:06,280 What the fucking matter with you? 104 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,660 What the matter with you choosing a quarter of a million? 105 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:13,220 It's all right. It's OK. What the matter with me? Me should have said no. 106 00:06:15,470 --> 00:06:16,770 And anyway... Should we talk, then? 107 00:06:17,030 --> 00:06:18,030 I'd love to, now. 108 00:06:18,490 --> 00:06:19,970 No, no, come on, positivity. 109 00:06:20,470 --> 00:06:24,110 What do you think the banker makes of you from your performance over there? 110 00:06:25,150 --> 00:06:27,410 I've got to burn his respect, don't I? 111 00:06:27,670 --> 00:06:28,830 Yeah, I'd have thought so. 112 00:06:29,630 --> 00:06:31,230 He's a reasonable man, isn't he? 113 00:06:31,550 --> 00:06:34,050 And I suspect he finds... Or is he Welsh? 114 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:47,300 He might have a trump card because he does like the more mature woman. There 115 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:48,300 go, lad. 116 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:49,840 Hello, banker. 117 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:51,800 Oh, 118 00:06:52,180 --> 00:06:53,660 he's delighted with this opening round. 119 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,700 Oh, listen to the laughter. Listen to the laughter. 120 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:02,600 Because of that opening round. All five of the power five going. 121 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,360 Can I have a word? Oh, well, we don't know what he's offering me yet. He might 122 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:06,780 be offering me a load of money. I better not. 123 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:11,680 Yeah. She wants to have a word with you. Are you prepared to take the call? 124 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:14,380 Nan, it's the banker. 125 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:16,960 Hello? 126 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:45,840 straight out. 127 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:50,820 Oh, I'm... Oh, well, darling, I've had a bit of bad luck, haven't I? It depends 128 00:07:50,820 --> 00:07:52,160 how you look at it, though, don't it? 129 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:54,620 What? 130 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:56,760 Oh, you filthy bastard. 131 00:07:58,480 --> 00:07:59,780 I don't like that. 132 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:02,780 I don't like none of that talk. 133 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,640 He says you've got spunk. 134 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:06,920 I'm full of it. 135 00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:13,780 But... Thank you very much. 136 00:08:14,220 --> 00:08:19,860 Despite his considerable affection and respect for you, Nan, he has to reflect 137 00:08:19,860 --> 00:08:25,580 the fact that that was the worst opening round we've ever had. And your offer is 138 00:08:25,580 --> 00:08:27,440 £199. 139 00:09:02,930 --> 00:09:04,290 Now, £199. 140 00:09:04,730 --> 00:09:06,630 Deal or no deal? 141 00:09:25,550 --> 00:09:29,670 Nan, just one sec, nobody has ever gone at the first offer. I can put the 142 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,410 question again. I'll tell you why, because they're greedy bastards. 143 00:09:33,270 --> 00:09:34,209 That's right. 144 00:09:34,210 --> 00:09:37,970 But there's a lot more money. I'm soft, spend on what I like, thank you very 145 00:09:37,970 --> 00:09:40,130 much. There's so much more in the game. 146 00:09:40,550 --> 00:09:45,310 Darling, that's bunts for me to weigh up, because there's only £50 in there, 147 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:48,410 it's £50 in there, so what do I want to be walking home with that for? But you 148 00:09:48,410 --> 00:09:49,430 can't be sure, Nan. 149 00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:54,220 Nan, there could be... Darling! there's £50 in it, I know, because I had a look 150 00:09:54,220 --> 00:09:55,220 earlier. 151 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:08,160 I've seen it being taken for a mug by some fella at the end of a phone who's 152 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:09,940 ain't got the fucking decency to come at it. 153 00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:13,880 Thank you very much. Deal, deal, deal. 154 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:18,620 OK, Nan, well, that's it. But now, of course, we have to play on. 155 00:10:19,020 --> 00:10:21,440 What? We have to play on. Oh, no, love. 156 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:27,300 I've got time to be sitting around playing a game for money I ain't going 157 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:28,300 win. 158 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,640 No, thank you very much. 159 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,820 Oh, anyway, I'm going now, darling. 160 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:34,460 $199 ,000. 161 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:35,820 Thank you very much. 12109