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[water splashing]
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David?
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[footsteps]
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David?
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[music playing]
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[birds screeching]
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Yeah, OK, no. Just set the
fucking thing up.
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OK, it's called doing your
fucking job Sam.
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I'm hanging up on you now.
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Can I get you guys
anything else?
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No, we're good sweetheart.
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Thank you very much.
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- You're really quiet this
morning.
- [clears throat]
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Thinking.
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Yeah? What are you
thinking about?
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This dream I had last night.
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This dream you had last night,
it wouldn't happen to be about
Kate, would it?
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[moans]
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- No.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, it was.
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That's why you've been all
contemplative this morning.
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Dude, are we gonna go down
that well again?
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Kate's gone.
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Kate, she left you.
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She kicked me out.
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Exactly. The point is this:
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I'm through being that friend.
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What friend?
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That, that friend.
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That, that friend that tells you
it's gonna be OK.
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That, that friend that listens
to your sob stories
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about how good
things used to be.
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That friend that pulls out his
nipple every time he thinks
you might be hungry.
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Kate, shitty things happen Paul.
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And it happened.
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So let's move on.
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You done?
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That depends. Are you?
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Like I said, it wasn't
about Kate.
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Alright.
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Alright, I'll bite.
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What was the dream about?
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- What was the dream about?
- Never mind.
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You don't want to hear it,
don't worry about it.
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OK Paul, don't fucking
be like that alright?
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OK, I'm fucking sorry.
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Just tell me what
you dreamt about.
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A clown.
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[coughs]
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A clown? That's creepy.
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A dead clown.
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[laughs]
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OK, even freakier.
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Jack and I are kids...
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[sighs]
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our parents took us
to the circus.
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There's this clown who would
come out and entertain
in between acts.
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Not like a brightly colored
clown or the rainbow wig attire.
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This was a Hobo clown.
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Sad faced, tattered jacket...
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blanket at the end of
a broom handle.
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Yeah, sounds like a hoot man.
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He was funny.
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[laughter]
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He would trip over things,
walk into shit.
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Anyways, for his finale...
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he comes out with this jug
of moonshine and this stick.
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You know, like a Pussyroll
on fire. Takes a swig of
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the moonshine, holds the flame
up to his mouth...
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pulls out this huge fireball.
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So he comes up to Jack and me
right? And Jack is just like
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loving it. Like I've never seen
the kid so happy.
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[laughter]
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He takes this big swig,
holds the thing up to his face,
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[breathes fire]
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but it comes back.
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- What comes back?
- The flame.
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He didn't blow hard enough
or there was a breeze
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or something but the whole
fucking thing comes back
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and his head catches on fire.
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- Fuck off!
- I'm serious man.
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He just goes up,
his jacket, his face, his hair,
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his nose is melting, everything.
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We were so close we could smell
the flesh burning. But you wanna
hear the most fucked up part?
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We laughed.
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I mean look, his whole stick
was hurting himself right?
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So we thought it was all part of
the act. The other Carns.
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are coming out and they're
trying to put him out with
seltzer bottles.
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It didn't fucking work, I mean
he just, once he got going man,
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he just...
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he went up...
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I think he died.
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Anyway, he showed up in my dream
last night.
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And I...
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It got me thinking, you know?
Like...
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Like if that was me,
if I was that clown...
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If I was burning to death
and the last thing that I heard
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on this earth was a bunch
of kids laughing at me?
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What would I do?
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I don't know, what would you do?
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I would wait.
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I'd wait until those kids
grew up.
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And then I'd come back
and I'd kill every single
one of them.
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What do you think?
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What do I think?
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Uh, I think you need help
brother.
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What are you thinking?
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I think I'm gonna write it.
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[soft music]
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[keyboard ticking]
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[voices]
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[voice] You stopped,
is everything OK?
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Oh yeah.
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[voice] You're not dying,
are you?
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Come see for yourself.
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I am so proud of you baby.
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[footsteps]
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Fuck!
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You left the front door
open there.
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You okay?
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What time is it?
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Um, it's almost noon.
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[sighs]
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Burning the midnight oil
last night?
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Yeah.
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How's it going?
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- Good.
- Good.
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It's going good.
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I give you a place to stay
and you treat it like
a fucking pigsty.
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I'm gonna send over Rose
my cleaning lady, she does
a kick ass job.
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No it's fine, I'm good.
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You're good?
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Brother, I was watching COPS
the other night and they raided
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a fucking Crack house that was
cleaner than this shithole.
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Was that the episode your mom
was in?
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[chuckles]
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That's good.
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You like some coffee?
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No. No, I can't stay long.
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I have a cab waiting.
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Where are you going?
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Airport then LA.
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Yeah, I have a meet and greet
with some director, Warmabie.
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That explains the haircut.
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Cheesy sellout.
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[laughs]
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So, Punchy the clown?
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Give me pitch on Punchy.
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I don't really have
a pitch worked out.
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Ah, just give me something,
give me a little pitch.
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Uh... clown...
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Dies, comes back from the dead,
kills everybody.
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How does he kill?
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Suicide.
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People are scared
of clowns, right?
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Why?
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Clowns are colorful,
they're supposed to make us
laugh not frighten us.
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Well...
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maybe it's because when you
laugh at the clown
it's at their expense.
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Maybe clowns deep down,
don't like that so much.
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Maybe they've been coming back
from the dead, killing people
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who laughed at their
misery, since...
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whenever...
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By suicide?
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By making it look like suicide.
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Suggesting what, Paul?
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That no one's ever killed
themselves?
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That it was always these
pissed-off clowns?
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Yeah.
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Why?
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Why doesn't he just like,
slash them up?
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Uh, it's been done before.
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They want to see something.
They're not gonna be satisfied
with a killer who just runs
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around and kills people.
That's kind of stupid.
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Kind of as they might say,
Pedantic.
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What the fuck is Pedantic?
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It's a Writer word,
not an Actor word.
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Anyway, uhm...
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it has to be something creative
and creepy about how the clown
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kills people and it's gotta be
from something that people
can relate to.
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And everybody has considered
suicide at least once.
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So, how does your
Punchy the clown
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make it look like they
offed themselves?
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He sneaks up behind you...
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then he smacks you unconscious
with a bag of oranges.
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Then he waits.
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What is he waiting for?
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For you to wake up.
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He wants you to see
yourself die.
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He'll wait until you regain
consciousness.
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Then he shoves a bunch of pills
down your throat.
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Toss you off a bridge
or whatever...
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How does it end?
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[basket sounds]
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I haven't figured that one
out yet.
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How fast can you write
this thing?
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Um, first draft?
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Maybe a month?
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Maybe less?
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Uh...
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Where does your girlfriend
hang these days?
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Kitchen, why?
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Hello sweetheart.
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[page tears]
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What's that?
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The day of your meeting.
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What meeting?
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Called a producer friend of mine
who wants to meet.
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About what?
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Your script.
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The one I haven't written yet?
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That's, that's 18 days from now.
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Just make sure you write me
as the lead.
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I haven't written anything
in two years.
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You wrote last night.
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Wrote worth a couple thoughts,
it's not even an outline.
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I was gonna ask ya,
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what's up with the bag
of oranges?
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Oh, I read somewhere they don't
cause bruises.
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00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,401
Is that true?
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00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,669
Uh...
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00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,906
Hey, I know this guy.
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Yeah, it's Michael.
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- Michael?
- He threw my bachelor party?
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00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:18,945
Oh right, Michael.
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00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,748
I didn't recognize him without
the blazer and the attitude.
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00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:24,284
Mug should read "Having one
of those lives".
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What'd he piss in your coffee
or something?
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[snaps shut]
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Something like that.
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[car horn]
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Shit, I gotta get going.
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Paul.
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Thanks.
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Alright, so I'll be back
in a couple days.
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- Keep writing.
- I will, but...
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- 18 days...
- Paul...
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Shut up.
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[playful music]
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[laughing]
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One, two.
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[police siren]
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00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:08,581
Yo, man.
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Dude.
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00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:11,551
Can you buy some smokes?
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Come on man, come on man,
just buy the smokes.
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Hey, hey.
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00:19:21,695 --> 00:19:24,931
Hey man, uhm, can you buy
some smokes?
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00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,599
- Yeah, sure.
- Thanks.
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00:19:49,089 --> 00:19:50,957
The fuck are you looking at?
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00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:52,492
Nothing.
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00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,501
- Hey, did you get them?
- No.
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00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:04,237
Hey!
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00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:00,960
[strange noise]
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00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:52,472
[telephone rings]
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00:23:01,014 --> 00:23:02,415
- Hello?
- Hey.
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00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:03,983
Good, you're still up.
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00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,085
How's it going?
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00:23:05,118 --> 00:23:06,086
Uh, good.
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00:23:08,254 --> 00:23:09,255
Good.
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00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,558
- You back?
- Yeah, I just got in.
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00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:14,561
Listen, I can't really talk
right now. I'm fucking tired.
265
00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:16,096
But uh, do you want to grab some
266
00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:17,931
- coffee tomorrow?
- Uh...
267
00:23:19,332 --> 00:23:20,800
Yeah, I should probably write.
268
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:23,636
I won't keep you long, besides
you could probably use the
break.
269
00:23:24,371 --> 00:23:26,106
- OK.
- Alright, cool.
270
00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:27,974
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Alright.
271
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:35,715
[water running]
272
00:23:39,052 --> 00:23:39,986
[breathing]
273
00:23:58,638 --> 00:24:00,473
You flying solo today?
274
00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:02,409
Excuse me?
275
00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:04,210
Your friend, he's not coming?
276
00:24:04,244 --> 00:24:05,879
Oh no, he's coming,
he's just late.
277
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:07,781
As always.
278
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:08,982
Oh.
279
00:24:09,249 --> 00:24:10,216
Yeah.
280
00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:16,056
- I'm Casey, by the way.
- Paul.
281
00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:17,424
I wanted to introduce myself,
282
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:19,559
since you come here
all the time.
283
00:24:19,893 --> 00:24:22,495
Well thank you,
I appreciate that.
284
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:25,765
So what do you do?
285
00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:28,568
Um, well, uh...
286
00:24:30,270 --> 00:24:31,771
What do you think I do?
287
00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:33,440
Well you're not wearing a suit.
288
00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:35,875
And I don't see a tool belt.
289
00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:39,112
So you're either an artist
or...
290
00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:41,247
you're unemployed.
291
00:24:41,281 --> 00:24:45,018
[laughs] Well both, actually.
292
00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:46,853
- Really?
- Yeah, I'm a writer.
293
00:24:47,087 --> 00:24:48,221
Oh, like books and stuff?
294
00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:49,656
No, uh, screenplays.
295
00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:51,725
Really? That's awesome.
296
00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:54,327
- I'm a writer too.
- Really?
297
00:24:54,361 --> 00:24:56,429
Yeah. Well, music.
298
00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,098
Oh, OK, wow.
299
00:24:58,131 --> 00:25:02,669
Oh, actually my band is playing
this Friday. You should come
check us out.
300
00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:04,904
Drew this out.
301
00:25:05,238 --> 00:25:07,841
Wow, I'm with you.
302
00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:10,477
- Yeah.
- Yeah wow, that sounds good.
303
00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:14,147
So that's how you know
David Hawkin, through
your screenwriting?
304
00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:17,317
Yeah.
305
00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:20,353
Yeah, I wrote "Screaming Against
the Wind".
306
00:25:20,387 --> 00:25:24,224
No way! I love that film.
307
00:25:24,324 --> 00:25:25,458
You wrote that?
308
00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:27,127
- Yeah.
- You're a genius!
309
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,661
Oh, I don't know about that.
310
00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:32,899
The dialogue is so good,
and the script, it's just so
much better than that other crap
311
00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:35,301
- that comes out.
- Thank you, thank you.
312
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:40,073
You left my brother to rot
and now I'm sending you to hell!
313
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:41,841
[gunshots]
314
00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:42,842
[laughs]
315
00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:45,945
I can't believe this,
this is amazing.
316
00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:48,982
Hey, do you think I could uh...
317
00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:50,717
get an autograph?
318
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,218
- Sure, yeah.
- Yeah!
319
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:54,721
Uhm...
320
00:26:03,363 --> 00:26:04,264
So...
321
00:26:06,266 --> 00:26:11,504
Yeah, yeah, I wrote
uh, "Scream, Screaming Against
the Wind".
322
00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,606
Oh, that's awesome.
323
00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:15,942
Is he single?
324
00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:17,911
David?
325
00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:20,814
Yeah, I don't like beating
around the bush. I, is he?
326
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,883
You know he's gay, right?
327
00:26:24,484 --> 00:26:25,719
He doesn't act gay.
328
00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:27,153
Yeah, I know, but uh...
329
00:26:28,355 --> 00:26:29,956
Oh, so you two are--
330
00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:33,193
No, no, no, no. I'm straight,
he's not.
331
00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:35,061
- But you know.
- Right.
332
00:26:35,128 --> 00:26:38,832
Don't uh, say anything
cause you know, the whole...
image thing.
333
00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:40,033
Oh right, right.
334
00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:41,735
Coffee?
335
00:26:41,801 --> 00:26:43,236
- Yeah I'd love that.
- OK.
336
00:26:53,246 --> 00:26:54,180
So?
337
00:26:55,482 --> 00:26:56,416
How's LA?
338
00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,487
Palm trees and Pelicans
my friend.
339
00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:02,355
And your meeting, how'd that go?
340
00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:05,191
Ah, offed it in the ballpark.
341
00:27:05,258 --> 00:27:06,559
- Really?
- Yeah.
342
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:11,664
And, I had a conference call
with Chris.
343
00:27:11,698 --> 00:27:13,266
- It went very well.
- Chris?
344
00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:14,501
Yeah uh, the producer.
345
00:27:14,567 --> 00:27:15,635
The guy you're meeting?
346
00:27:15,669 --> 00:27:17,037
You have two weeks?
347
00:27:17,404 --> 00:27:18,772
Yeah anyways, dude.
348
00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:20,774
Dude, it's gonna be awesome.
349
00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:24,344
I pitched them the idea of
Punchy. He is fucking psyched.
350
00:27:24,411 --> 00:27:25,945
Yeah look, about that, I...
351
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:29,949
I, I just, I'm, it's...
352
00:27:31,584 --> 00:27:32,652
I don't think it's gonna work.
353
00:27:32,686 --> 00:27:33,887
Here you go.
354
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,022
What do you mean, it's not
gonna work?
355
00:27:37,557 --> 00:27:38,892
It's just, it's not...
356
00:27:39,559 --> 00:27:42,629
I've been coming at it from
from all kinds of
different angles.
357
00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:44,030
No matter what I do,
it just, it just...
358
00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:46,433
kinda runs out of gas.
359
00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:48,134
Runs out of gas?
360
00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:52,505
Though that whole fucking clown
thing, I mean it's scary
as shit, right?
361
00:27:52,572 --> 00:27:54,140
Yeah, yeah, I mean...
362
00:27:54,607 --> 00:27:56,176
it's a creepy idea. I mean...
363
00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:58,178
That's all there is, really.
364
00:27:58,211 --> 00:27:59,379
You know, it's just...
365
00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:02,248
it's not there.
366
00:28:07,687 --> 00:28:08,855
Ahh.
367
00:28:11,491 --> 00:28:15,261
You know when I was in school...
368
00:28:16,229 --> 00:28:18,631
I'd have to write these big ass
term papers.
369
00:28:18,932 --> 00:28:20,500
You know, they'd give me
all semester to do it
370
00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:22,969
but knowing me I'd leave it
to the last couple of days.
371
00:28:23,303 --> 00:28:28,274
Now, what I ended up doing
is I'd just lock myself
in my room until it was done.
372
00:28:30,744 --> 00:28:32,212
What, so you think...
373
00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:35,849
I should just lock myself
in that...
374
00:28:36,349 --> 00:28:37,984
half-finished display model.
375
00:28:38,018 --> 00:28:39,419
And magically the script is
376
00:28:39,486 --> 00:28:40,420
- just gonna-
- No, OK.
377
00:28:40,487 --> 00:28:43,823
I'm saying find a fucking way
to get this thing done.
378
00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:45,191
- Why?
- Because I fucking said so,
379
00:28:45,258 --> 00:28:47,660
that's why. I've been out of my
way to set this thing up
for you.
380
00:28:47,694 --> 00:28:49,262
You made a fucking
phone call, David.
381
00:28:55,502 --> 00:28:56,836
You fucking owe me.
382
00:28:57,804 --> 00:28:59,973
Just write the goddamn script.
383
00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:19,252
Paul?
384
00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:20,987
In here!
385
00:30:25,325 --> 00:30:26,393
What are you doing?
386
00:30:30,730 --> 00:30:32,332
Thinking about what
was said yesterday.
387
00:30:33,466 --> 00:30:35,402
Yeah, about that, uhm.
388
00:30:35,735 --> 00:30:37,237
I'm gonna write it.
389
00:30:37,871 --> 00:30:39,506
- Yeah?
- Yep.
390
00:30:40,173 --> 00:30:41,274
Very cool.
391
00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:44,411
You can help me bring some
of these boxes in if you want?
392
00:30:49,115 --> 00:30:50,016
Or not.
393
00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:53,086
What is all this stuff?
394
00:30:56,523 --> 00:30:57,424
You're gonna lock me in.
395
00:30:58,725 --> 00:30:59,959
[chuckles]
396
00:31:00,460 --> 00:31:01,561
I'm not gonna lock you in.
397
00:31:01,895 --> 00:31:03,430
Why, it's your idea?
398
00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:05,765
OK, "locking yourself in".
399
00:31:05,799 --> 00:31:06,666
That's just an expression,
400
00:31:06,766 --> 00:31:08,101
OK? You don't literally lock
yourself in.
401
00:31:08,168 --> 00:31:09,502
Then what is to prevent me
from leaving?
402
00:31:09,836 --> 00:31:11,838
Oh I don't know,
self fucking control?
403
00:31:11,871 --> 00:31:13,273
Can you not just stay in
because you will it?
404
00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:16,609
Maybe.
405
00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:18,111
But it'd be a hell
of a lot easier
406
00:31:18,144 --> 00:31:19,512
if I don't have a choice.
407
00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:21,681
And take my stereo
and all that shit too.
408
00:31:22,749 --> 00:31:25,518
Gotta make sure I clear myself
of any and all distractions.
409
00:31:26,086 --> 00:31:28,655
OK Paul, I got some potential
buyers coming in next week.
410
00:31:28,688 --> 00:31:30,023
What am I supposed to tell them?
411
00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:32,726
I don't give a fuck
what you tell them. You gave me
a date, give them one.
412
00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:35,295
Nobody gets in here
till the 11th.
413
00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:40,467
What if there's a fire
or something?
414
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:41,534
I'll jump.
415
00:31:43,837 --> 00:31:46,606
You'll jump? OK and I'll be
waiting downstairs with
a spatula.
416
00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:49,342
No.
417
00:31:50,510 --> 00:31:51,511
Paul, no.
418
00:31:51,578 --> 00:31:53,947
You trapped in here
like a fucking animal? No.
419
00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:57,017
I could be bounded
in a nutshell
420
00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:59,419
and find myself a King in
infinite space.
421
00:31:59,486 --> 00:32:01,488
You are not gonna have
bad dreams.
422
00:32:05,191 --> 00:32:06,526
I need to write this script.
423
00:32:06,860 --> 00:32:08,361
Alright? Even if it kills me.
424
00:32:26,713 --> 00:32:27,981
I'll see you when it's done?
425
00:32:31,718 --> 00:32:32,719
[securing locks]
426
00:33:05,585 --> 00:33:06,553
Hi there.
427
00:33:09,356 --> 00:33:10,290
How are you?
428
00:33:13,026 --> 00:33:15,028
Good, good actually.
429
00:33:16,863 --> 00:33:18,365
I'm uh, I'm writing a movie.
430
00:33:19,032 --> 00:33:20,233
Yeah, yeah.
431
00:33:45,158 --> 00:33:47,260
Interior circus, 10th day.
432
00:33:47,761 --> 00:33:50,163
Ryder family fights their way
through the crowded bleachers
433
00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:52,832
while scouting for a place
to sit in this one ring big top.
434
00:33:54,801 --> 00:33:57,237
Jack, seven, bright eyes,
finds...
435
00:33:57,303 --> 00:33:58,204
[beep]
436
00:34:01,975 --> 00:34:03,143
Wait a minute.
437
00:34:08,415 --> 00:34:10,617
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait.
438
00:34:16,990 --> 00:34:18,158
Fuck!
439
00:34:18,758 --> 00:34:21,227
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
440
00:34:33,406 --> 00:34:35,141
Sam! Give me good news brother.
441
00:34:35,742 --> 00:34:38,178
They went with someone else
for the war movie.
442
00:34:39,979 --> 00:34:41,081
Who?
443
00:34:41,114 --> 00:34:42,215
Some kid from Ohio.
444
00:34:42,382 --> 00:34:45,185
They did offer you a smaller
part though, the mess cook.
445
00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:47,220
I told them I'd talk
to you first.
446
00:34:47,854 --> 00:34:49,522
You should take this, David.
447
00:34:51,024 --> 00:34:52,192
You still there?
448
00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:53,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm still here.
449
00:34:54,027 --> 00:34:57,964
Look, I know it's not a lot
of money but he's a young
director, he's on his way up.
450
00:34:58,031 --> 00:35:00,433
Fuck, it's a four day shoot
maximum David.
What do you think?
451
00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:02,302
What do, what do I think?
452
00:35:03,303 --> 00:35:05,238
I think you should call those
piece of shit and tell them
453
00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:06,973
to take that hub and shove it
up their fucking asses,
454
00:35:07,007 --> 00:35:08,108
that's what I think.
455
00:35:08,141 --> 00:35:09,142
OK calm down, David.
456
00:35:09,175 --> 00:35:11,444
No Sam, you fucking calm down.
457
00:35:11,611 --> 00:35:12,746
You, you know what?
458
00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:14,147
You're fucking fired!
459
00:35:14,714 --> 00:35:17,250
No David, you are.
460
00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:19,285
Fucking piece of shit!
461
00:35:51,451 --> 00:35:53,186
What are you afraid of Paul?
462
00:35:58,324 --> 00:35:59,693
Who you running from?
463
00:37:51,638 --> 00:37:52,539
Hello Kate.
464
00:37:57,010 --> 00:37:58,311
It's been a while.
465
00:38:00,547 --> 00:38:01,548
[music]
466
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:14,461
No way!
467
00:38:26,706 --> 00:38:28,074
Close the fucking book man!
468
00:38:59,539 --> 00:39:02,108
Here we go. Come on, come on!
469
00:39:03,977 --> 00:39:05,845
What? Which one?
470
00:39:08,214 --> 00:39:09,449
This one.
471
00:39:10,950 --> 00:39:12,052
Nice wrapping job.
472
00:39:17,290 --> 00:39:18,425
What did you do?
473
00:39:18,692 --> 00:39:19,893
What did Santa bring you?
474
00:39:19,993 --> 00:39:22,662
Jesus Paul. I can't believe you
didn't consult me about this!
475
00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:26,933
Paul, I can't deal with this
right now.
476
00:39:32,238 --> 00:39:36,543
Busted? Don't worry about her,
she'll love you, she just needs
her coffee first.
477
00:39:38,545 --> 00:39:40,947
To think people actually
asked me what I saw in you...
478
00:40:05,005 --> 00:40:07,374
My brother goes to Florida,
take number two.
479
00:40:07,574 --> 00:40:08,908
So where you going?
480
00:40:08,942 --> 00:40:09,976
Get it off me please.
481
00:40:10,677 --> 00:40:11,711
Tell me where you're going.
482
00:40:11,745 --> 00:40:13,813
Florida, OK? Can you get it off?
483
00:40:14,147 --> 00:40:15,448
Why you going to Florida?
484
00:40:15,782 --> 00:40:16,783
AA Baseball.
485
00:40:17,784 --> 00:40:20,086
For viewers that may not know,
recovering alcoholics now have
486
00:40:20,153 --> 00:40:20,987
their own baseball league.
487
00:40:21,955 --> 00:40:23,556
Double A, not AA, loser!
488
00:40:23,623 --> 00:40:25,859
- Take it off!
- Not till you tell me
that you love me.
489
00:40:25,892 --> 00:40:26,893
Fuck off.
490
00:40:27,293 --> 00:40:29,129
You swore, I'm telling mom.
491
00:40:32,432 --> 00:40:33,433
[car horn]
492
00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:35,201
- That you?
- Yep.
493
00:40:36,936 --> 00:40:38,004
- Alright.
- OK.
494
00:40:39,673 --> 00:40:41,241
- I love you man.
- I love you too.
495
00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:43,543
Did you just grab my ass?
496
00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:08,068
No.
497
00:41:08,668 --> 00:41:10,036
Fuck you, you had your chance.
498
00:42:17,070 --> 00:42:18,071
What?
499
00:42:23,009 --> 00:42:23,943
Want some?
500
00:42:24,711 --> 00:42:27,080
Don't fucking sit there
and judge me, OK?
501
00:42:28,348 --> 00:42:29,883
I'm on it, I'm working,
502
00:42:29,949 --> 00:42:31,217
I'm, I'm stuck.
503
00:42:31,284 --> 00:42:33,687
I'm, I'm working, I'm stuck.
504
00:42:34,354 --> 00:42:38,725
OK? It happens sometimes
and when it happens, you gotta
grease the wheels a little bit.
505
00:42:39,125 --> 00:42:42,262
And by the way, I don't
owe you shit. OK?
506
00:42:42,896 --> 00:42:43,763
I wrote that fucking movie.
507
00:42:43,797 --> 00:42:45,632
I put everything I fucking had
in it!
508
00:42:45,699 --> 00:42:47,300
Where would you fucking be
without that movie?
509
00:42:47,334 --> 00:42:49,002
It made you a fucking star!
510
00:42:49,569 --> 00:42:51,871
Which means that you owe me.
511
00:42:54,140 --> 00:42:55,875
Though I'm still writing you
as the lead.
512
00:43:11,391 --> 00:43:12,292
Fucking genius!
513
00:43:17,063 --> 00:43:18,031
Hello everybody...
514
00:43:19,265 --> 00:43:20,834
and welcome to my movie.
515
00:43:22,902 --> 00:43:26,139
Now, some of you
are no doubt wondering...
516
00:43:27,941 --> 00:43:29,709
how you've made it? How...
517
00:43:30,210 --> 00:43:31,778
did I deserve the honor...
518
00:43:32,245 --> 00:43:33,880
of being included...
519
00:43:34,047 --> 00:43:36,583
in Paul Twist's latest
masterpiece? Well, I'll tell ya.
520
00:43:36,616 --> 00:43:40,186
Kate, your performance
in our marriage...
521
00:43:40,820 --> 00:43:44,324
was absolutely
fucking devastating.
522
00:43:44,657 --> 00:43:46,760
Alright? You, you killed it.
523
00:43:46,826 --> 00:43:49,029
You really killed it.
524
00:43:49,095 --> 00:43:52,332
Rusty, your work in high school
deserved some kind of award.
525
00:43:52,399 --> 00:43:56,169
And Michael, I gotta say
the "about" face you managed
to pull off in our friendship?
526
00:43:56,503 --> 00:44:00,006
Whoa! November, I'm casting you
in a hunch but sweetheart...
527
00:44:01,541 --> 00:44:03,343
I have a feeling you're gonna do
just fine.
528
00:44:05,045 --> 00:44:06,946
There's David. He will be...
529
00:44:07,180 --> 00:44:12,018
likable yet strong.
Appealing to women, tough.
Bla, bla, bla.
530
00:44:12,085 --> 00:44:14,054
And he's gotta test
well socially. Not too much
531
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,456
I can do there. Have all of you
met Punchy?
532
00:44:18,425 --> 00:44:19,459
There he is.
533
00:44:19,492 --> 00:44:22,095
You all will be working with him
very, very closely.
534
00:44:22,328 --> 00:44:23,029
Yes, November?
535
00:44:23,863 --> 00:44:27,834
I'm, I'm, I'm sorry. Could you
repeat that? Kate and Michael
were talking!
536
00:44:29,336 --> 00:44:31,104
Do I have to separate you two?
537
00:44:32,038 --> 00:44:35,241
Well can you please show some
respect for your fellow actors.
538
00:44:37,577 --> 00:44:39,779
Yes, November?
You were asking me?
539
00:44:41,114 --> 00:44:46,086
Very good question, you are a
natural at this. Already I can
tell you're gonna be just great.
540
00:44:46,119 --> 00:44:48,455
November, you will be playing
the Fantasy girl.
541
00:44:57,497 --> 00:45:00,400
Requires you to be, A: very
beautiful, which you are.
542
00:45:02,035 --> 00:45:05,271
And B: it requires you to be...
543
00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:08,274
uh, somewhat, naked.
544
00:45:09,042 --> 00:45:12,779
It's not that I want to see
you naked necessarily
545
00:45:12,812 --> 00:45:15,448
or that you'll make the movie
sell better...
546
00:45:16,349 --> 00:45:17,884
although let's face it.
Both of those are true.
547
00:45:17,951 --> 00:45:24,224
I really think that you need
to be naked, in order to sell
the vulnerability.
548
00:45:24,791 --> 00:45:26,793
It will all be shot
very tastefully.
549
00:45:27,027 --> 00:45:29,195
I assure you.
Michael, Michael, Michael.
550
00:45:30,163 --> 00:45:35,001
Michael you will be playing
the pompous asshole
who everybody hates.
551
00:45:35,035 --> 00:45:37,637
The one who considers himself
very, very intelligent
552
00:45:37,704 --> 00:45:42,175
but when shit really hits
the fan, makes incredibly
stupid decisions.
553
00:45:56,056 --> 00:45:57,323
What's the matter,
you don't look happy?
554
00:45:58,358 --> 00:45:59,292
You don't like your role?
555
00:45:59,659 --> 00:46:00,794
Too derivative?
556
00:46:01,594 --> 00:46:02,729
Too cliché-ridden?
557
00:46:02,929 --> 00:46:03,797
Too fucking bad.
558
00:46:04,097 --> 00:46:07,033
Rusty! Rusty you will be
the malevolent little prick
559
00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:09,035
who thinks that his actions
don't have consequences.
560
00:46:09,069 --> 00:46:10,136
It's a role you established
561
00:46:10,236 --> 00:46:14,007
yourself playing quite, quite
well in high school.
562
00:46:28,588 --> 00:46:30,657
In fact Rusty, you played it
so well.
563
00:46:31,891 --> 00:46:35,362
I'm counting on you to elicit
the biggest cheer
from the audience...
564
00:46:36,429 --> 00:46:37,330
when you die.
565
00:46:54,514 --> 00:46:55,482
Warning everyone.
566
00:46:56,282 --> 00:46:58,651
Alright? Now you do not want
to get involved
567
00:46:59,152 --> 00:47:03,390
with this one. She looks sweet,
she acts sweet too most of the
time, some of the time.
568
00:47:03,823 --> 00:47:05,425
But rest assured,
this is a Black Widow.
569
00:47:06,426 --> 00:47:09,963
Right here, she will tell you
she loves you, she will promise
570
00:47:10,030 --> 00:47:12,298
to support you, she will promise
to be there for you,
571
00:47:12,365 --> 00:47:14,601
she will actually get you
to believe it. To the point
572
00:47:14,668 --> 00:47:17,537
where you expose a little bit
of vulnerability. The second you
do that--
573
00:47:17,570 --> 00:47:18,938
[screams]
574
00:47:29,182 --> 00:47:30,617
Well. Uhm.
575
00:48:16,262 --> 00:48:17,263
[TV playing]
576
00:48:18,565 --> 00:48:19,532
Why are you going to Florida?
577
00:48:19,599 --> 00:48:20,734
Double A Baseball.
578
00:48:21,801 --> 00:48:24,104
For viewers that may not know
recovering alcoholics now have
579
00:48:24,170 --> 00:48:25,739
their own baseball league.
580
00:48:25,805 --> 00:48:27,440
Double A, not AA, loser!
581
00:48:27,507 --> 00:48:29,576
- Take it off!
- Not until you tell me
that you love me.
582
00:48:29,776 --> 00:48:30,844
Fuck off!
583
00:48:31,211 --> 00:48:33,079
You swore, I'm telling mom!
584
00:48:36,649 --> 00:48:37,751
[car horn]
585
00:48:37,817 --> 00:48:39,119
Is that you?
586
00:48:39,185 --> 00:48:40,186
Yep. OK.
587
00:48:42,022 --> 00:48:43,623
- I love you man.
- I love you too.
588
00:48:44,557 --> 00:48:45,492
Did you grab my ass?
589
00:48:57,003 --> 00:48:58,171
Are you sure about this, Paul?
590
00:49:16,890 --> 00:49:18,058
[radio tuning]
591
00:50:05,405 --> 00:50:06,306
David?
592
00:50:38,838 --> 00:50:40,073
[glass shatters]
593
00:50:44,911 --> 00:50:46,613
Hit away from the building!
594
00:50:48,915 --> 00:50:50,083
Fuckers.
595
00:50:51,785 --> 00:50:52,852
I'm keeping this!
596
00:51:09,135 --> 00:51:10,704
Still wish we had kids, Kate?
597
00:51:11,871 --> 00:51:13,440
See what we're missing out on?
598
00:51:15,442 --> 00:51:16,443
No!
599
00:51:17,444 --> 00:51:20,380
No, I wasn't ready and you know
what the difference is?
600
00:51:20,447 --> 00:51:23,750
I could admit that. Unlike you
who couldn't, had to blame me!
601
00:51:27,387 --> 00:51:29,389
I'm looking for something
to cover up the window.
602
00:51:30,023 --> 00:51:31,157
This'll work.
603
00:51:31,391 --> 00:51:34,260
I don't give a fuck,
how it'll look.
604
00:51:34,327 --> 00:51:37,230
What would be stupid, Kate
would be sitting in front of
605
00:51:37,297 --> 00:51:39,399
an open window,
freezing my ass off.
606
00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:42,302
You don't have to look at it!
607
00:51:42,369 --> 00:51:44,604
It's not your house, God!
608
00:52:31,484 --> 00:52:33,653
You're right, that does look
pretty stupid.
609
00:52:46,933 --> 00:52:48,335
Seventeen pages.
610
00:52:50,370 --> 00:52:52,272
Good work everybody, good work.
611
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:55,208
Shall we?
612
00:54:17,657 --> 00:54:18,725
Fuck!
613
00:54:19,559 --> 00:54:21,628
David, it's Paul. Call me
as soon as you get this.
614
00:54:50,457 --> 00:54:51,558
[phone rings]
615
00:54:52,459 --> 00:54:54,794
- David, thank God.
- What do you mean I'm gay?
616
00:54:55,261 --> 00:54:58,431
- What?
- You told Casey I was a fag!
617
00:54:58,531 --> 00:55:00,834
Alright, I'm sorry about that.
David, you gotta come over here.
618
00:55:01,167 --> 00:55:02,435
OK. Calm down, calm down.
619
00:55:02,469 --> 00:55:05,505
- What's going on?
- I'm losing my fucking mind
is what's going on.
620
00:55:05,572 --> 00:55:06,406
[laughs]
621
00:55:06,806 --> 00:55:08,441
Dude, you're just going a little
stir crazy, that's all.
622
00:55:08,508 --> 00:55:10,076
What? What do you mean?
623
00:55:11,978 --> 00:55:12,879
David.
624
00:55:13,980 --> 00:55:15,715
Look, I've written 17 pages, OK?
625
00:55:15,782 --> 00:55:17,717
And they're good,
they're really good pages.
626
00:55:17,751 --> 00:55:20,720
Dude, OK. 17 pages? That's not
even a fucking short film!
627
00:55:20,787 --> 00:55:23,456
Then come over and open my
fucking door, OK?
628
00:55:23,523 --> 00:55:26,359
OK, it was your idea to lock
yourself in, not mine.
629
00:55:27,694 --> 00:55:30,630
I'll fucking jump, I swear
to God I'll jump.
630
00:55:32,365 --> 00:55:34,701
Fine, fucking jump!
631
00:55:35,035 --> 00:55:38,004
You know who's gonna be there
to catch you Paul? No one.
632
00:55:38,638 --> 00:55:42,275
I mean, you bail out on this
and it's over. I mean, how many
633
00:55:42,342 --> 00:55:43,910
second shots do you think
we get, huh?
634
00:55:45,078 --> 00:55:46,112
OK.
635
00:55:46,146 --> 00:55:47,247
Just write the fucking thing.
636
00:55:47,414 --> 00:55:49,315
And when it's done, you call me.
637
00:55:49,349 --> 00:55:51,651
But in the meantime, you fucking
suck it up.
638
00:55:53,820 --> 00:55:54,788
I hate you.
639
00:55:55,622 --> 00:55:57,223
You know what, I hate you.
I fucking hate you.
640
00:55:57,257 --> 00:55:58,324
I fucking hate you!
641
00:55:58,358 --> 00:55:59,559
Hey, I can live with that.
642
00:55:59,826 --> 00:56:02,062
I'm hanging up now and stop
telling people I'm gay.
643
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:08,535
You and your boyfriend
have a fight?
644
00:57:27,380 --> 00:57:28,882
Close the fucking door, asswipe!
645
00:57:44,297 --> 00:57:45,498
Yeah, it's fresh.
646
00:57:47,233 --> 00:57:48,168
I just made it.
647
00:57:55,008 --> 00:57:56,242
Why are we here, Paul?
648
00:57:58,144 --> 00:58:00,213
Come on, you know why?
649
00:58:00,413 --> 00:58:02,048
So, I, I... noticed you're uh...
650
00:58:02,549 --> 00:58:04,050
writing a horror movie.
651
00:58:04,818 --> 00:58:06,920
- I think that's just fantastic.
- No one asked you.
652
00:58:08,088 --> 00:58:09,055
It speaks.
653
00:58:10,690 --> 00:58:14,127
Well I hope for your sake
it's a lot better than that
other piece of shit you wrote.
654
00:58:14,194 --> 00:58:15,261
- Piece of shit?
- Yeah.
655
00:58:15,829 --> 00:58:17,397
That piece of shit got made
Michael.
656
00:58:18,231 --> 00:58:20,767
It got made, it got theatrical
distribution. The script you
657
00:58:20,834 --> 00:58:23,403
- said was cliché-ridden and--
- Derivative.
658
00:58:23,470 --> 00:58:24,504
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
659
00:58:25,905 --> 00:58:29,876
I would've loved to have seen
the look on your face when
you saw those billboards go up.
660
00:58:32,312 --> 00:58:34,214
You and your pathetic
pretensions.
661
00:58:35,615 --> 00:58:37,083
Traveling a little heavy there
Paul.
662
00:58:37,117 --> 00:58:38,251
Fuck you.
663
00:58:38,651 --> 00:58:41,187
Hey buddy, you might want to
make a phone call.
664
00:58:42,922 --> 00:58:43,823
Get some help.
665
00:58:57,170 --> 00:58:58,571
I'm not touching you.
666
00:59:00,340 --> 00:59:01,775
I'm not touching you!
667
00:59:03,910 --> 00:59:05,945
- I'm not touching you!
- Stop!
668
00:59:07,380 --> 00:59:09,249
- Just quit it, alright?
- Relax.
669
00:59:09,315 --> 00:59:10,984
Relax, eyy?
670
00:59:11,651 --> 00:59:13,586
You're not gonna cry, are you
Paulo?
671
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:15,855
Hey, you can talk to me.
672
00:59:17,424 --> 00:59:18,391
I'm here for you.
673
00:59:18,491 --> 00:59:20,060
Watch us bleed!
674
00:59:20,126 --> 00:59:21,094
Oh, you wanna go?
675
00:59:21,294 --> 00:59:22,262
Tough guy?
676
00:59:28,234 --> 00:59:29,269
Hey, over here!
677
00:59:29,369 --> 00:59:31,204
We want blood!
678
00:59:31,538 --> 00:59:32,906
- I'm not touching you.
- Stop.
679
00:59:32,972 --> 00:59:33,973
Did I touch you?
680
00:59:35,508 --> 00:59:36,676
Just fucking quit it, alright?
681
00:59:36,743 --> 00:59:37,711
Don't fucking push me.
682
00:59:37,777 --> 00:59:39,612
You're fucking pathetic.
683
01:00:03,603 --> 01:00:04,838
That was awesome.
684
01:00:11,544 --> 01:00:13,179
Can you pass me a smoke?
685
01:00:21,154 --> 01:00:22,722
What the fuck was that?
686
01:00:32,098 --> 01:00:33,133
[car horn]
687
01:00:33,199 --> 01:00:34,668
- Is that you?
- Yep.
688
01:00:36,403 --> 01:00:37,404
Alright. Come here.
689
01:00:38,872 --> 01:00:40,674
- I love you man.
- I love you too.
690
01:00:41,641 --> 01:00:43,309
Did you just grab my ass?
691
01:01:10,437 --> 01:01:11,438
I'm losing my mind.
692
01:01:13,807 --> 01:01:15,975
I know you are. What am I?
693
01:01:22,415 --> 01:01:23,383
I don't know what you are.
694
01:01:25,218 --> 01:01:26,252
Do you know how it ends?
695
01:01:30,857 --> 01:01:32,258
That hasn't come to me yet.
696
01:01:33,493 --> 01:01:34,394
It will.
697
01:02:10,563 --> 01:02:11,765
[people cheering]
698
01:02:17,637 --> 01:02:19,239
Rusty! Turn it off!
699
01:02:19,305 --> 01:02:21,007
- Hello!
- Now!
700
01:02:21,541 --> 01:02:24,911
- How do you do?
- Fuck you!
701
01:02:25,679 --> 01:02:26,780
Fuck!
702
01:02:30,617 --> 01:02:31,785
[singing]
703
01:02:36,356 --> 01:02:38,458
I feel your hunger crying.
704
01:02:39,693 --> 01:02:41,528
We want love.
705
01:02:42,429 --> 01:02:44,564
So let us entertain you.
706
01:02:45,432 --> 01:02:47,133
Watch us bleed.
707
01:03:16,863 --> 01:03:18,498
Remember our senior prom Rusty?
708
01:03:24,571 --> 01:03:25,505
Cause I do.
709
01:03:32,379 --> 01:03:34,981
I had a crush on Grace Bultzer
since the seventh grade.
710
01:03:36,649 --> 01:03:38,852
Five years I pined after
that girl.
711
01:03:41,755 --> 01:03:44,824
Senior year I said,
you know what? Fuck it.
712
01:03:44,891 --> 01:03:47,260
And I was gonna ask her to go
to the prom with me.
713
01:03:48,728 --> 01:03:49,629
You know what she said?
714
01:03:52,232 --> 01:03:53,133
She said yes.
715
01:03:57,170 --> 01:04:01,408
I knew that night,
was gonna change my life.
716
01:04:03,743 --> 01:04:05,211
I wasn't gonna be
awkward anymore.
717
01:04:05,278 --> 01:04:08,148
I wasn't gonna
feel like I didn't fit in.
718
01:04:10,350 --> 01:04:12,419
That night I was gonna come into
my own.
719
01:04:17,057 --> 01:04:18,391
But then what'd you do Rusty?
720
01:04:20,493 --> 01:04:21,428
You remember?
721
01:04:24,431 --> 01:04:27,567
You ran onto the dance floor
during the slow song with
a bag of your dog shit.
722
01:04:30,203 --> 01:04:31,805
And you rubbed it in my hair.
723
01:04:32,238 --> 01:04:34,641
And on my face and on my
new suit.
724
01:04:39,112 --> 01:04:40,413
Everybody laughed.
725
01:04:42,615 --> 01:04:44,084
I mean it's funny, isn't it?
726
01:04:44,150 --> 01:04:47,587
The whole dog shit in the face
thing, classic. I mean,
you thought it was funny, right?
727
01:04:48,922 --> 01:04:50,056
Fucking loser.
728
01:04:54,427 --> 01:04:55,428
Well I didn't.
729
01:04:59,399 --> 01:05:00,500
Don't do this, man.
730
01:05:00,967 --> 01:05:03,403
I'm sorry, OK?
I'm fucking sorry, alright?
731
01:05:04,070 --> 01:05:06,006
Well thank you Rusty,
that means a lot.
732
01:05:07,841 --> 01:05:09,309
But I'm still gonna kill you.
733
01:05:12,712 --> 01:05:14,180
Please. Please don't!
734
01:05:14,714 --> 01:05:15,682
Please don't!
735
01:05:16,116 --> 01:05:18,451
Please, please don't fucking
kill me!
736
01:06:24,250 --> 01:06:25,251
[claps]
737
01:06:32,826 --> 01:06:33,927
Nice riding, Tex.
738
01:06:34,427 --> 01:06:37,030
A clown? Wow, a clown
in a horror movie.
739
01:06:37,097 --> 01:06:38,898
That hasn't been done before.
Oh wait, you know what?
740
01:06:38,965 --> 01:06:40,700
It has. To death.
741
01:06:42,502 --> 01:06:43,436
It's funny.
742
01:06:45,905 --> 01:06:47,040
Laugh it up.
743
01:06:47,774 --> 01:06:48,775
Your time is coming.
744
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:21,741
You're gonna kill us,
aren't you?
745
01:07:29,215 --> 01:07:30,350
It's just a screenplay.
746
01:07:31,851 --> 01:07:32,819
There's no truth to it.
747
01:07:35,555 --> 01:07:38,858
You just killed the guy who made
your life a living hell
in high school.
748
01:07:44,864 --> 01:07:46,166
You write what you know?
749
01:07:49,936 --> 01:07:51,838
Isn't what you know, true?
750
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:08,488
Jesus, Paul.
751
01:08:08,988 --> 01:08:10,457
Are you ever gonna grow
a backbone?
752
01:08:11,858 --> 01:08:12,859
Don't start.
753
01:08:14,627 --> 01:08:15,528
Why are you doing this?
754
01:08:15,962 --> 01:08:17,230
- What?
- This.
755
01:08:17,997 --> 01:08:19,232
Why are you doing this Paul?
756
01:08:19,265 --> 01:08:21,634
I'm a writer, Kate. This is what
I do, OK? I know you think
757
01:08:21,668 --> 01:08:24,371
it's some, little indulgence
or some hobby or something.
758
01:08:24,404 --> 01:08:29,676
But it's what I do and what
I need to do, so please.
759
01:08:32,178 --> 01:08:34,414
Typical you. So answer me this.
760
01:08:35,949 --> 01:08:38,818
Are you writing this script to
make your life better?
761
01:08:39,686 --> 01:08:41,688
Or are you writing it
out of revenge?
762
01:08:42,922 --> 01:08:44,391
Both.
763
01:08:44,457 --> 01:08:48,128
See, the funny thing about
killing two birds with
one stone, Paul.
764
01:08:48,461 --> 01:08:50,864
Is in the end, all you have are
765
01:08:50,897 --> 01:08:51,931
- two dead birds.
- Wow.
766
01:08:53,633 --> 01:08:54,834
Kate, that was deep.
767
01:08:56,169 --> 01:08:57,303
I think I will
768
01:08:57,871 --> 01:08:58,938
I will take that to heart.
769
01:08:59,472 --> 01:09:03,276
Especially since it came
from you. Whom we both know is
an expert at killing animals.
770
01:09:03,343 --> 01:09:04,911
- It was an accident.
- Mhm.
771
01:09:05,445 --> 01:09:07,480
You blame me for everything.
772
01:09:07,714 --> 01:09:11,284
For your dog, your brother,
your pathetic life.
773
01:09:16,890 --> 01:09:17,924
Fuck you.
774
01:09:18,591 --> 01:09:20,960
If you know anything about
writing a horror movie,
775
01:09:21,027 --> 01:09:21,795
you can't kill all of us.
776
01:09:21,828 --> 01:09:25,465
You need someone
in the end to save the day.
777
01:09:26,332 --> 01:09:27,600
- Really?
- Yeah.
778
01:09:34,607 --> 01:09:36,476
So do you know who
it's gonna be?
779
01:09:45,018 --> 01:09:46,686
You're so transparent it's
just...
780
01:09:47,954 --> 01:09:49,356
- Sad.
- Sad.
781
01:09:52,392 --> 01:09:53,893
Greg didn't think it was sad.
782
01:10:32,499 --> 01:10:33,667
You can end this, you know?
783
01:10:43,143 --> 01:10:44,477
But what if I can't?
784
01:10:46,613 --> 01:10:47,547
Either way.
785
01:10:49,816 --> 01:10:50,817
It shall be done.
786
01:10:53,086 --> 01:10:54,954
What? Jack, what do you mean?
Either--
787
01:11:28,288 --> 01:11:30,857
You do realize that we're all
just figments of your
imagination?
788
01:11:32,459 --> 01:11:35,929
That the real Michael is out
there living his life.
789
01:11:35,995 --> 01:11:38,798
He has no idea you're writing
this thing and he probably
never will.
790
01:11:38,865 --> 01:11:40,333
Until he sees it.
791
01:11:40,367 --> 01:11:43,069
Come on Paul, you and I both
know this thing will never see
the light of day.
792
01:11:43,103 --> 01:11:44,070
Haven't changed a bit, have you?
793
01:11:44,304 --> 01:11:45,405
How could I?
794
01:11:45,438 --> 01:11:46,740
I'm just a memory.
795
01:11:48,808 --> 01:11:49,976
I know why I'm here.
796
01:11:50,944 --> 01:11:53,013
It's because I said your last
script was shit.
797
01:11:56,516 --> 01:11:58,351
There you go again,
overestimating the power
798
01:11:58,418 --> 01:12:01,054
of your opinion. No, Michael,
you're here because you
799
01:12:01,121 --> 01:12:02,355
were supposed to be
my best friend.
800
01:12:05,325 --> 01:12:10,030
To encourage me, support me,
celebrate with me when I had
success.
801
01:12:13,233 --> 01:12:14,367
No.
802
01:12:15,101 --> 01:12:16,036
No, not you.
803
01:12:18,071 --> 01:12:19,205
Too fucking busy.
804
01:12:19,272 --> 01:12:20,206
Fucking jealous.
805
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:21,541
Too fucking honest.
806
01:12:21,574 --> 01:12:23,476
It was shit. That's why
I'm here.
807
01:12:26,413 --> 01:12:28,381
I don't think you know what
honesty is anymore Paul.
808
01:12:31,317 --> 01:12:33,386
I can understand why you want to
get rid of Kate.
809
01:12:34,654 --> 01:12:36,122
She wasn't there for you,
she broke your trust.
810
01:12:37,023 --> 01:12:38,124
As for your little calendar girl
811
01:12:38,191 --> 01:12:40,427
well, she's just like all
the others. She's so fucking
pretty
812
01:12:40,493 --> 01:12:42,729
but she has no use
for you.
813
01:12:43,396 --> 01:12:44,798
Then they make you
feel pathetic.
814
01:12:46,166 --> 01:12:47,067
Stop.
815
01:12:48,568 --> 01:12:50,270
But where's Jack, Paul?
816
01:12:50,904 --> 01:12:53,206
Where's Jack? Out of anyone,
he fucked you best!
817
01:12:53,273 --> 01:12:54,708
Don't you fucking talk
about Jack!
818
01:12:54,774 --> 01:12:57,043
You couldn't write a thing
after Jack jumped out of that
hotel window, so why isn't
819
01:12:57,110 --> 01:12:58,044
- he here?
- That's enough!
820
01:12:58,812 --> 01:13:00,146
Why isn't he here? Why isn't
he here?
821
01:13:00,180 --> 01:13:01,114
You were always jealous of him.
822
01:13:01,181 --> 01:13:02,215
Why isn't he here?
You were always jealous of him!
823
01:13:02,248 --> 01:13:03,817
- That's not true!
- Why isn't he here?
824
01:13:03,883 --> 01:13:05,151
Is it because he's your
baby brother?
825
01:13:05,185 --> 01:13:06,319
Or is it because you can't kill
826
01:13:06,353 --> 01:13:07,354
- yourself twice?
- That's it!
827
01:13:07,420 --> 01:13:08,388
- Is that the reason?
- We're fucking finished.
828
01:13:08,455 --> 01:13:11,157
Yeah? What, you gonna write
me out now Paul?
829
01:13:11,191 --> 01:13:12,692
Cause I'm just getting started!
830
01:13:20,700 --> 01:13:22,569
None of this is gonna make
a difference, you know?
831
01:13:32,312 --> 01:13:34,047
Nice fucking clown!
832
01:13:48,428 --> 01:13:49,796
Oh, Paul
833
01:15:57,957 --> 01:15:59,059
What did you do?
834
01:15:59,426 --> 01:16:01,795
Nothing happens here without
you Paul.
835
01:16:02,462 --> 01:16:03,596
It's all you.
836
01:16:03,630 --> 01:16:05,565
No, no, no, I didn't want this!
837
01:16:05,632 --> 01:16:07,967
You have to take responsibility
for your life!
838
01:16:08,034 --> 01:16:09,469
- I--
- This is your story.
839
01:16:09,536 --> 01:16:15,141
- Your ending, your choices--
- No, no. I didn't fucking
choose this!
840
01:16:17,043 --> 01:16:17,977
I didn't!
841
01:16:20,146 --> 01:16:24,150
You, you could have prevented
this if you had...
842
01:16:41,534 --> 01:16:42,969
Things got fucked up.
843
01:16:46,172 --> 01:16:47,273
That's life, Paul.
844
01:17:28,248 --> 01:17:29,282
You must hate me.
845
01:17:30,850 --> 01:17:32,452
I never hated you, Paul
846
01:17:35,588 --> 01:17:36,923
It's you that hates you.
847
01:17:54,574 --> 01:17:55,709
Hey.
848
01:18:07,220 --> 01:18:08,121
What?
849
01:18:28,341 --> 01:18:29,342
I miss you.
850
01:18:35,515 --> 01:18:36,416
Miss.
851
01:18:41,621 --> 01:18:42,989
I fucking miss you.
852
01:18:59,773 --> 01:19:01,041
I'm gonna call you.
853
01:19:02,242 --> 01:19:04,778
For real, when I get out
of here. I'm gonna...
854
01:19:07,681 --> 01:19:09,182
I'm gonna call you, and then.
855
01:19:10,216 --> 01:19:11,184
And then.
856
01:19:16,256 --> 01:19:17,390
I'm so sorry, Paul.
857
01:20:08,308 --> 01:20:09,242
No!
858
01:21:13,740 --> 01:21:15,308
Hey, hey.
859
01:21:18,478 --> 01:21:21,548
As much as I'd like to do this
all night, I gotta go spring my
buddy out of jail.
860
01:21:23,116 --> 01:21:24,117
OK?
861
01:22:40,827 --> 01:22:41,995
Paul?
862
01:22:49,636 --> 01:22:50,537
I'm coming in.
863
01:22:53,373 --> 01:22:54,374
Hello?
864
01:22:58,244 --> 01:22:59,245
Buddy?
865
01:22:59,446 --> 01:23:00,413
Hear this?
866
01:23:00,780 --> 01:23:02,148
It's freedom!
867
01:23:06,052 --> 01:23:07,287
Still sleeping?
868
01:23:26,673 --> 01:23:28,174
I knew you could do it.
869
01:23:36,816 --> 01:23:37,717
Hey, wake up!
870
01:23:41,554 --> 01:23:42,455
Paul?
871
01:24:18,324 --> 01:24:19,225
Paul?
872
01:25:57,190 --> 01:25:58,391
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