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I've been swimming practically since I was born, so I thought, why not turn it

into a job?

Well, it's a great way to stay in shape in the summer.

Lounging by the pool?

Before lifeguarding, I sat on the bench. The next year, I set the city rushing

record. That was you?

Alright, come on guys, bring it in. Bring it in, come on.

First, you check for a response.

If there's no response, you call 911.

Next, you tilt the head and you listen for breathing. If there's none, pinch

nose and cover the mouth.

Riley, is everything okay in there?

Yeah, everything's just fine.

Fine or firm?

Guys, can we get back to this?

Okay, I just need one more sec.

I was thinking Tecumseh pool, but beach would be cool too. Yeah, man. Scope the

chicks in bikinis and get paid.

You can have the bikini chicks.

I already have my perfect girlfriend.

Well, wanna be the perfect boyfriend?

I forgot my lunch. You'll have to tell me it's edible in the cast.

Well, you know me.

Human garbage disposal.

I'll eat anything.

Well, you are a growing boy.

He sure was growing in lifeguard class.

You should have seen it.

Sam's giving mouth to mouth. I told you.

I was thinking about my girlfriend.

So are you two, you know, sexually active?

Hey, knock it off.

Actually, we're waiting, because unlike you, Riley's a gentleman.

Come on, I'll walk you to class.

Anya, it's Stu's first unplugged set at the dock.

Dad, you know I can't do Mondays. Did you just skip your stupid self -defense

classes once?

No, and it's not stupid.

Whatever.

You're not coming?

Now I have to sit through those same songs for the hundredth time alone.

Why do you think I need a break?

Can I come to your social science class?

You wouldn't like it.

Sculpture. The art of taking away all of the excess until only the masterpiece

remains.

63 .5 kilos. What were you?

80.

Close enough. You're the last two.

You're going down, pal.

Hey, just try not to kill me, please.

Only reason I won't?

I gotta ask you a girl question.

What happens if you don't realize she's out of your league?

Hilarious.

I just need to convince her to sleep with me.

Well, you guys have been dating for a while. I guess you got those confused

thoughts out of your system. I just had to find the right girl.

Only thing is, she wants to wait.

Well, if she wants to wait, you're waiting. You can't just convince her.

So you're saying do nothing.

Great advice, man.

Breathe back.

The full quarter of fourth time and a cute girlfriend cheering you on in the

stands. Yeah, and a superstar.

Yeah, my time will come soon.

Meanwhile, I'll be comfortable on the bench. Babe, you're going in.

What, me?

Any last -minute tips?

Yeah.

Let the game come to you.

I'd kill to be a dummy like that.

You're almost there. Hey, guys, who do you think is the hottest girl in the

class?

Katie!

I thought you only had eyes for Fiona.

Shantae, man, that girl is fine.

And way over to my league.

Hey, Tim!

Shantae or Katie, who's hotter?

Um, it's not really my place to say.

Come on, you have to have an opinion.

Girls in swimsuits?

Yeah, not for me. Why, because they're students?

Riley, forget it. No, no, it's okay, Blue.

Riley, I'm gay.

He's missing out.

As if you'd know, mister, we're waiting.

The owner was mine.

I turned down the lights, rocked some slow grooves.

What cheesy movie gave you that idea?

Don't come to me. Don't come to me. Don't come to me.

Don't come to me.

Three seconds. Shoot.

Excellent work, Princess Corella. Thank you.

I've been waiting to use that enchantment. Well, your improvement is

Thanks.

It's weird. I'm playing a role, but I feel like I can be myself.

It shows.

There's a confidence about you that I don't see at school.

I'm more important here than in real life. Oh, no. No, that's not true. We

return with grave news.

The Knights of Taha, with their growing ranks, will attack us and the Dreademort

Realm at next weekend's battle.

If they conquer Beauregard, they'll strip you of your title. And yours.

We must think of something before it's too late.

It won't escape me, my queen.

Good.

As you were.

Trying to fade back, jump, shoot, swish.

The crowd goes wild.

LeBron, Kobe, Dave.

It's got a nice ring to it.

Yeah, all I need now is a hot number like Jenna on my arm.

You think she's into you?

Dude, she is not not into me, all right?

She smiles a lot, she's friends with Claire, and we could double date.

Want me to put in a good word?

Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.

No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, no, no.

That's the kicking style, so I've got to ask her out on my own.

Just got to figure out how.

Football, baseball, swimming.

You have trophies for everything.

I don't really like losing.

What are all these for?

Those are for kissing.

Didn't know you were in training for that.

Riley.

Riley. Riley,

this didn't like you.

I mean, sure it is.

What are you doing?

I just want you so bad.

Okay, you've barely touched me since we've met, and now you're acting like

horny gorilla?

You're my girlfriend. We're supposed to make out, okay?

Not okay.

I thought we both didn't want the physical stuff.

Why would you think that?

You've never shown much interest until now.

Fiona, if you're listening to those rumors... It's not just that. It's how

parade me around at school.

It's like you have something to prove.

I thought you liked me.

I do.

We can keep dating while you...

If I thought you were straight, we wouldn't be doing this.

Get out.

Riley, don't be like this. Just go!

Oh, Riley.

How X -rated was it last night? I want details, man. Come on, man. Don't be so

crafty. So, did you make love last night? Shut up.

Actually, no.

Still waiting?

Still waiting for her to stop being so uptight.

She's a total ice queen.

Ooh.

One give at a time, huh? No holding.

I gotta break it off.

I need some action, you know?

Hey, it's crafty, guys.

Um... I'm doing an aquatic leadership promo at your school fair.

You guys going?

Yeah, probably.

Good.

So, Riley, you up for a little friendly competition?

Maybe some skee -ball?

Yeah, I don't know.

All right, man.

You got to go, man. You know who goes to the fair?

Hot single girls.

Yeah, somebody's got to win them all those carnival prizes.

Okay, so I dump you on that noon.

Win a stuffed bear at four.

Get a new girl's digits at 401.

I could do that.

Nice, man.

Van Beuren's early still lifes were often of dead fish being prepped for

cooking. Now, personally, I have a weak spot for this time.

Don't forget, for tomorrow, I want still lifes that express the real you. What

is your inanimate object? Okay, thank you.

Hey, Jenna.

I was wondering if I could ask you something.

Yeah, sure.

Um, there comes a time in... in a man's life when he...

Never mind.

Did you catch what Dawes said?

Um, a still life for the real you? Whatever that means.

Yeah, I was thinking about painting a basketball or maybe a bench.

As if.

You won the game.

Hey, wait, there's something else.

Are you going to check out the club's fair after school?

Uh, we get out early. Thought I'd split.

But I was wondering if maybe you would want to go with me?

I mean, and Claire and Casey.

They're going.

Cool.

I'll meet you after school.

Totally missed you last night.

I was drowning in Janie instead.

Unplugged. That bad, huh?

Sorry I skipped out.

See, I even noticed it wasn't there.

He was in a mood.

Except, can I please go to self -defense?

Only thing you guys will need self -defense for is to fight off our band's

groupies. I was living in a fantasy world.

What do you mean, now?

And what's been going on with you these days?

Like we're their girlfriends, but they're married to the band.

Leia, you are a genius.

Why?

What's that?

Okay, tell me one thing. Do you have a long dress?

Hey, dude, I need some more advice.

How do I break up with a girl?

Just yesterday you wanted to sleep with her.

Yeah, it didn't work out. Anyway, I don't know what to say. Any ideas?

Matt, you can't just break up with a girl because she won't sleep with you.

Well, isn't that the whole point?

Really? Dude, really? Take it from a guy who routinely loses girlfriends to up

your consciousness. That is not the whole point.

Hey.

So, want to hit up the carnival?

I'm sure you wouldn't want an ice cream dragging you down.

I was just a locker room talk.

Right how I wouldn't put out?

Well, it's sort of true.

Fiona, wait.

Just come hang out with me. It'll be fun.

Look, maybe I don't really know who you are, but when it comes to being some

version of your girlfriend, I'm not playing anymore.

I don't want you to call me.

I told you, Degrassi does it right.

Thanks for convincing me to come.

Um, you can finish this. I need to run to the girls' room.

Claire?

Oh, yeah, my drink with Matt.

Don't worry, we will wait right here.

Oh, man, can you believe how well this is going?

You going okay?

Okay. Dude, look at your plate.

Yeah, two fourths. Now look at mine.

One fourth. We're sharing company on the first date.

I guess that's a thing. I guess nothing.

Dude, it is so on.

Okay, now what's my next move?

Same as basketball, man. Right, right, right, right. Let the game come to me.

Let the game come to me.

AQB.

Take a shot.

Oh, come on. Let's see that arm.

Hey, Fitz.

I got four tickets left. Want to try the ring toss?

No, we're going to get my new friend here some cotton candy.

All right, cool. Are you Team Blue?

This is my number.

I'll give you the sketch if you call me.

Or we could just hang out now.

So, big exam tomorrow.

Do you want to go over proper first aid spine board placement? No, man. I'm here

to have fun.

Yeah, me too.

It seems like everybody's paired up but us.

Guess we're the lone wolves, right?

I'm a lone nothing, dude. I'm still on the prowl, you know? All right.

Prowl away, big guy.

Hey, Shantae.

Hey, Riley.

You tried the snow cones?

Maybe after I win you a beer.

Really? Awesome.

So this is called larping?

LARPING.

Live -action role -playing. It's like a video game, but real.

Except for the swords.

Um, if Danny and Sav saw this, they'd laugh their heads off. I already think I

haven't told anyone.

The star from school is here?

She's Queen Adamantia.

Oh, and call me Princess Torella.

Ah, fair daughter. Greetings.

Hast thou found a solution to our problem?

I have, my queen. Permission to address the guild.

Granted. Beauregard, gather!

Come to me with a solution.

I will contact Dredamort and propose to marry their crown prince.

And together we can defeat the knight.

That alliance will make you... Empress of Dredamort.

I know, right?

Empress? Worth missing our boyfriend's unplugged show for?

Nice free throw, Shaq. Ha, think you can do better?

Check.

Well, he's back then. Try to hit the top lip and bam, you've got yourself a

teddy bear.

Thanks, Riley.

No one has ever won me a stuffed animal before.

Do you like roller coasters?

I love them. Cool. Maybe we could go to Wonderland sometime.

You name it and I'm there. Cool.

What are you doing? Don't you have a girlfriend?

We broke up and I thought that, uh... Us? We're just barely friends, dude. But

you just said that... What? That I want to get with a guy who jumps from girl to

girl in an afternoon?

Okay, just keep it down. Keep what down? Just because I don't like being jumped

in the Degrassi parking lot?

Chante, are you all right?

Yeah, it's just Riley here, practicing his mouth -to -mouth.

Better luck next time, huh?

One way or another I'm gonna get a prize for my girlfriend

Hey, man.

You got your signals crossed, I guess.

Son of your business.

Look, I know it's tough dating in high school.

Everybody sees everything.

What do you care, dude?

I just want you to know that it's going to be okay.

You remind me of me.

What? Gay?

No. Why?

Are you?

Hey Sam, wait! I'm sorry!