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So, what is going on?

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah, that's cool.

No, girl, I'm, like, on the job, technically, but, you know, just having

old time, relaxing.

The owner's out.

He has a comfortable couch.

No, I mean... The house is clean.

It's alright. It'll be alright.

I don't think he's going to tell the difference.

Yeah, I'm smoking, but it's a vape, so he's totally not going to smell it.

No, no, no. Everything's fine.

You're panicking. Don't worry about it.

We'll be alright.

I'm just going to take my duster, dust off a few things, make it look like it's

straightened out. I don't really think he's going to notice. He comes in and

out. Like, it's literally like a check -in, look around, looks clean, he

everything's fine. I'm back to watching TV.

Yeah, I kind of do want to fuck in this house, but the problem is...

I don't know when he comes home.

So, it's like, if I do call someone over here, what if he comes home? Like, I'm

in the middle of fucking.

You know what I mean?

No, I'm not going to do that.

I do want to play his game, though. He has, like, a cool game system.

I'm afraid of breaking it, though.

I am not. I'm not the best maid ever.

I really am.

I mean, think about it here. I've been employed for like two years straight.

I've never gotten written up. Never got my check docked. I think I'm in the

clear here.

I'm just going to get more comfortable.

I don't think he's coming. What time is it?

Yeah, I know he's not coming. He's not coming any time soon.

He's like a workaholic.

I think I'm going to kick back, order some food, you know, get mighty

comfortable.

Might even play with myself, you know.

Don't you have houses to clean anyway?

I'm talking about me. Don't you have houses to clean?

No.

I mean, listen.

If he gets mad, I think I'll just, like, bat my eyelashes or something. I'm a

pretty girl. He'll get over it.

Oh, yeah, girl.

I'm going to eat my pussy and masturbate.

Oh, yeah, I'm just going to sit here.

No girl, what are you doing?

I know, aren't you supposed to be cleaning houses and stuff?

Oh yeah, for sure.

You, uh, clean and stuff?

Yeah.

You sure?

Well, okay, here's the thing. So, I was cleaning, you know, and you have a

really big house.

Okay. So, I'm just taking a break. I'm so sorry about this here. I'm so sorry.

I just wanted to get comfortable, and your couch is so comfortable, and, you

know, straighten it out.

How did you actually get clean?

Upstairs. Totally clean upstairs.

All upstairs?

Yeah. I mean, I took the trash. I think I wiped down the counter.

The mirrors are totally clean. I took a couple selfies.

It's totally clean.

I'm just going to stop you right now.

Sorry.

I'm actually very disappointed.

You came highly recommended.

I mean, you did a good job.

Yeah.

Yeah.

About that.

You have not done a good job.

Come on!

Okay, great. I moved it. But, like, it can't move back. I didn't rip it or

anything. What's messed up here? I don't understand.

What is the problem?

Stop, stop, stop.

You've done a truly poor job.

And now, here I am, coming to my home, and the job I've been paying you to do,

you haven't done.

For the past two weeks.

You've never said anything before?

Because I thought you were going to fix yourself.

So now I have to do something drastic.

What is the issue? Okay, fine, just take like a hundred bucks off my check. No,

no, no, I don't think you're a fan.

I don't understand what the problem is. I'm taking a break. It's like, you know,

we do have, like, laws against, like, people cleaning every day, all day long,

so, like, a break is not so bad.

You're fired.

What?

You are fired.

No, no, you, no, no, you can't fire me. No, you don't understand. I need this

job. You don't understand.

You know how to dress this up.

You've been let go.

You've been terminated. You are not allowed to come to my home because you

at your job.

I have rent to pay. Please don't fire me. I really have rent to pay. And I

I'm really shitty. I'm sorry. I'll clean this stuff up.

What do you need to fix? I need to dust whatever.

Don't fire me. I really need this job. I have rent to pay and bills and car

notes and insurance.

Can I just, like, one more chance, please?

And show you?

I'm going to stop you right now.

There's streaks everywhere.

What do I know?

There's more streaks.

See, the big issue we have right now is you need

some guidance.

Okay. You need to understand that you did something wrong.

I mean, I totally know I didn't. No, no, no.

You need some discipline.

So, here.

Go ahead and clean that.

Just bend over, just clean that. Just go ahead.

I'm gonna keep my job, right?

We'll talk about it. Just go ahead and do that.

Okay.

Now, for every streak I see, I'm going to do something.

Okay.

And I see a streak right now.

Nobody says stop cleaning.

Keep cleaning.

I mean, I'm totally safe from my dog right now.

It's not a streak.

It's clean.

Okay,

what do I do?

Keep cleaning.

It's gone.

They're gone.

I don't see them.

See, the problem is you don't understand that your consequences have actions.

And I think we need to fix that.

I think we need to fix that a lot.

So,

Not a few to keep your job.

I'll do anything.

Oh, I know you will.

I know you will.

Which is why I'm probably going to go upstairs.

And, uh, you're going to make it up to me.

You understand?

Like cleaning?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like cleaning. Okay, cool.

See?

Cleaning.

that it's not any kind of way of doing it.

No, it's not.

No, it's not.

It's definitely not me.

See, you need to learn that there's certain things you can't get away with.

And if you want to keep your job, you're going to have to learn to do a good

job.

Otherwise,

Otherwise, I'm going to punch you.

Now, do you want me to punch you?

No, no, no. You sure? No, I'm going to do a good job.

You're going to do a good job?

Mm -hmm, mm -hmm.

See, see?

It's good, right?

Right? Look, the bit's me.

The bit's me. The bit's me. The bit's me. Too little.

Too late.

Let me just go here.

I'm clean.

You need to learn exactly what it means to be a good

employee.

I'm tired of bad employees.

I got a plan.

Now get on your knees.

Am I cleaning you?

Yeah, we're cleaning.

How much cleaning do you want?

I'm keeping my top right, yeah?

Okay.

Please don't fire me.

Please change your mind.

I'll be a good man and I'll clean it up.

a good job of yourself.

Mmm.

You said...

Oh, God.

No.

Shit.

Shit. Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

I've been a bad girl. You guys punished me. I've been such a bad girl.

I've been a dirty little fucking man.

Give me something to clean up.

Uh -huh.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Ooh.

Yeah, you've been a fucking dirty girl. Can you give me something to clean up?

Yeah, I've been a fucking bad, I've been a bad girl. I want you to come all over

my fucking face and my titties, yes?

Yeah?

Can you give me something to clean up? Give me something to clean up, yes?

Yes?

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes,

I'm cleaning it up already.

Can I keep my job, please?

Don't you think I did a good job?

Let me see.

Please let me keep my job, please.

Please change your mind.

I'll think about it.

And I'll let you know tomorrow.

What was this for?

I mean, I actually cleaned up here.

No, the fuck you didn't. Get the fuck out of my house. Fuck you.

I'll go clean someone else's house.

Take a shit.