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What do they do around here? Give you a
shave before they kill you? What are you

talking about?

That razor here on the table.

Razor?

We'll let him come all the way in.

And then I'll sneak up and cut it.

I'll raise it.

A Warner Brothers television production.

Finish at the search.

I done looked everywhere in St. Louis,
except under the rugs.

How about going down to the docks there?

No, no, not me.

Alongside of them lockered -up leopards
was a battle of bull run that was

quieter than bread, riding in a whale
bottom.

Thanks.

And if you do find your cousin down
there, he'll probably be mounted on a

All right, now out you go.

a room, Grannis.

Jail's full, Mr. Muldoon.

Then stack them under the dock. The
tide's out.

Kind of like New Year's Eve in the zoo,
huh, Constable?

You're kind of tidy.

Well, I've been uptown.

I'm looking for a cousin of mine,
Beauregard Maverick.

What's he look like?

Uh, I don't know.

Well, I mean, I haven't seen him in
quite some time. He's been in England

the past five years.

England, huh?

You better see the Honorable Freddy
Bogner.

He's down at the Blue Moose. You can't
miss him. He's got one of them shirts

that look like a meringue pie after
North has struck it.

Obliged.

Do you play poker?

My Declaration of Independence.

Tell Freddy I sent you.

I shall address you. No, call you.

Three ways over the rainbow, sonny.

Oh, I say, what a spot of luck. Four
kings.

I ain't seen nothing come out of them
pink little hands but kings and queens.

The Bogners have always had an
acquaintance with royalty.

Clumsy of me, mate. No harm.

No harm.

No wallet.

Are you saying I'm crooked?

Like a stone fence.

Why, you...

Of course, that's before I knew a man
was being sent to do a pigeon's job.

Muldoon and I have a trade agreement.

You're lucky your head isn't bobbing
down the Mississippi.

Why? Why?

Well, let's just say it's illegal.

Oh, nonsense.

It's enterprise.

I say, you wouldn't be interested in a
short game.

No, thanks, Freddy.

I'm looking for a cousin who's overdue.

Hold on.

Yes.

A chap like you.

Quick fists, quick mind.

I wonder.

No wonder at all, Freddy.

The only thing they forgot when they
made you was a fuse. The idea I'm

about could be worth $2 ,000.

I wonder a little more.

Splendid. Come along.

Oh, and so there's nothing between us.

My wallet.

Public school training.

Devilish heart habit to break.

Delicious cows in the colonies.

Why don't you have them serve the horns?

Oh, jolly good. So, to continue. My
father, the Marquess of Wagner, received

prospectus. From a ranch in some spot
called Wyoming.

Whenever is heard a discouraging word.

A place dedicated to the improvement of
young manhood.

Firm the mind and body and all that rot.

Make giants out of weaklings.

And so the old walrus, my father,
thought of me.

And here I am.

He thought they'd make a man of you on
this ranch.

So he said. He proposed I should spend
six perishing months in Wyoming.

So what's your problem?

I'm two weeks overdue in this spot.

Obviously, I can't just chuck over my
business connections here in town.

Obviously. What I want, Maverick, is for
you to go up to this ranch and

impersonate me.

Impersonate? Well, I don't even have an
accent.

Then keep your mouth shut.

Take a look at the decent sign.

Such an outing would be a lark for a
chap like you. It might kill me.

Sorry. All my credentials, including my
signet ring.

And don't forget, $2 ,000.

I'll never forget $2 ,000, but it just
wouldn't work, Frederick.

Well, maybe you're right.

Maybe it's destiny.

It's destiny.

Farewell, Maverick.

Goodbye, Frederick.

Cheeto.

And that is how I got the medal,
gentlemen. I trust you'll print it

tell it. We sure will, Mr. Maverick.
It's one of the best stories we've heard

years. Thank you. You're welcome.

Come on.

Bud! What are you doing? Get them back
here. Deny everything.

What are you talking about? That story
they'll publish. If Pappy reads it,

send you back to England for five more
years.

Uncle Bo should know the facts. Look, I
just quieted him down enough to think

about you in simple sentences. Now you
do this. But I'm innocent.

You won a medal. That's what Pappy
claimed he could never forgive.

I was a prisoner.

You captured a Yankee general.

I didn't capture him. He captured me.

He liked to play poker. I was the only
one around who wasn't fighting.

He must have been concentrating pretty
hard not to hear the Confederate troops

coming on.

I took concentration.

He liked wild games.

a bad luck happened, right as those
Georgia fellas came marching into the

I'd just won a hand, and the general
slams down his card, saying, son, I give

up. Next thing I knew... You won at the
line of duty?

A hot flush.

Why didn't you tell Pappy this?

I tried, but he kept ranting on about me
being the white sheep of the family.

Where have you been?

Looked all over St. Louis for you. I was
detained at the boat, seeing some

little rodent made off of the person's
trunk.

And seeing that he was English and that
I'd acquired this accent, slight as it

is, well, if it hadn't been for this
medal, I might be like... What might

rodent look like?

Oh, I never saw him. He's a title chap,
I understand. Name of, uh, Bogner.

You were mistaken for him?

Just the voice. Well, that voice might
just be worth $2 ,000.

Oh, what do we, uh, do and where do we
go? First, we do a little searching.

Follow. Oh, by the way, my bags, they
were impounded. You wouldn't have a $5

bill, would you?

Certainly, cousin.

What's mine is... Freddy.

I'll take two cards, sir.

Three, please.

And two to the dealer.

I believe it's your bet, Colonel
Memphis.

Well, I'll just bet a thousand on these
five little tulips.

Good show.

Colonel Mobile, sir?

Call.

Call.

Sir, dropping a card constitutes an
irregularity. I declare a new deal.

The man picks up his cards and the game
goes on. You questioning my judgment,

sir? I am, and I'm prepared to shoot a
hole in it.

Well, who sent you this time?

$2 ,000 and an orphaned billfold.

$2 ,000?

You mean you've changed your mind?

The billfold, Frederick.

Oh, yes. Sticky item.

Now, you've decided to represent me,
hmm?

No, not me. My cousin Bo.

He's had practice at it. Oh, really?

Yes. The pastor's trunk, remember?

Oh, yes. The chap on deck B.

I say, that was poor luck.

Yes, well, that poor luck is going to
cost you an extra $1 ,000, Mr. Bogner,

added to which there will be an
additional $1 ,000 posted as bond,

total you owe for this impersonation to
$4 ,000.

$4 ,000?

Why, that's robbery.

Well, nonsense.

That's enterprise.

Cousin Boo, Pappy would be proud of you.
Then I hope you'll apprise him of the

facts. I will. Now, I've just got time
to catch the night stage and get my

Watch.

Freddy.

Freddy.

Which one of you is a dude named Wagner?

Your name, Wagner?

At your service.

Come on, that cayuse.

The rest of you, back on the stage.

Hurry it up.

All right, driver, line them up.

I think I understand. This is a little
initiation to the ranch, huh?

Nope. This is a .44.

Unless you shut that mouth and polish
that saddle, it's going to be you.

Now turn around and come on.

Here he is.

Are you sure it's the right one?

He's the one.

Yes, well, we all look different through
the bottom of a bottle.

Regard the razor, laddie.

I might have been a proper barber if I
could have stifled a tendency to remove

the ears.

Molly, come here.

Is this the bloke?

I don't picture looking more like a
lemming.

You mean you've never seen Freddie
Bogner before?

Compose yourself, dearie. It's got to be
the son. He's wearing the same signet

ring his ruddy father wore.

Oh, you're nearer the old boy.

Indeed I did.

He used to come down to Soho where I was
working as a barmaid, walking head up

and a glare in his eye like the British
Lion himself.

A man he was.

And proper wealthy, too.

And he'll pay a nice little ransom for
you.

Ransom? Yes, 20 ,000 quid.

20 ,000?

Unless, of course, your dear old painter
doesn't care to trade for little

Freddy's blooming hide.

Gentlemen, my lady, I think this deceit
has gone far enough.

What are you talking about?

Good people.

My name is Favisham. I am a wayfarer.
This signet ring I won from a chap who

introduced himself as the Honourable F.
Bogner.

It was a polka dot.

Then you ain't Bogner?

And thorough to me it is, too.

For to know the charm of his
acquaintances is to size him as a man of

fortune. Oh, you two planter -headed
bull blokes.

Cowboys. He's got to be Wagner. We check
the passenger list.

I seem to be the cause of a slight
scene, so if you'll excuse me. Oh, hell

don't. You ain't going nowhere.

Except down a deep hole.

Really now, I've told you my name is
Favisham.

Courtney Favisham.

You have the wrong man, old boy.

And what's the wrong man got, old boy?

I'll tell you.

Enough information to cook the lot of
us, that's what.

May I inquire as to your plans?

Sever certain connection.

Your plan has genius.

It has?

Great genius.

However, there are certain crudities, as
might be imagined.

Instead of 20 ,000 quid, we shall ask
25.

For what?

For my ransom, of course.

And who's going to pay a ransom for a
famishum with a debt in his pocket?

The name is Bodnar, old chap.

I'll wait it now.

Just like that.

Oh, my credentials.

See what he says to me.

It's him, all right.

Now, what are you up to? First you're
one bloke and then you're another. If

you'd calm down a little, we might talk
business.

Like what?

Like how I can get you more money
faster.

You mean from your own father?

Sentimentality, my dear. Never
compounded interest.

You don't say.

Oh, I do.

Tell me more.

Well, we shall ask 25 ,000, thereby
making an immediate profit of 5 ,000,

I shall accept as consultancy.

Now, in the letter, we shall enclose my
signet ring. This establishes identity.

And we, uh, we add a veiled threat.

Something, something incredibly
sinister.

Perhaps a promise that your next
communication will contain my index

Go on.

Of course, the note will be in my own
handwriting.

A spot of blood from a pricked thumb is
an added touch.

By me.

And to top the putting off, we send the
letter to Father's business agent in St.

Louis, thereby ensuring a message
through official channels and our

the money without entangling minor
delays.

Well, what do you say?

I say it's like confronting the devil
without taking the trip.

Shall we get on with it?

We'll be right back.

A letter, Mr. Maverick. It's marked
urgent.

Thank you.

Thank you, sir.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

As my

father's business representative in the
colonies, I command that you contact him

immediately and arrange to have
deposited an inscription rock.

Bozeman Trail, a ransom of 25 ,000
pounds.

Ransom?

Gentlemen, I'm sorry, but I'll have to
excuse myself.

Dear Marquis of Bognor, Your

Lordship, Your Honor,

Dear Sir,

If

you have a father's normal regard for
his son, I suggest that you send the

ransom.

Furthermore, may I humbly suggest that
if this money were left in bond in the

bank at St. Louis, there would be no
jeopardy to your money, and a trap could

set to apprehend the brigands when they
appear to collect.

Respectfully, Bartram Maverick, Esquire.

Get this on the next porpoise to
Liverpool, please.

Ah, the joke. But one can send a cable
now, monsieur.

The French Atlantic Telegraph Company.

Consider for a moment the dignity of a
message conducted by a land which has

given the world art, fashion, wine...
And mayonnaise.

Just the letter.

That all right?

Yes, sir, but... Forgive me, but the
very thought of it... I'll be expecting

reply.

Yes, sir.

match your wager and call you.

Three jacks.

Three kings.

The title members of this deck seem to
have a fondness for you which ain't sent

from heaven.

Give me the bottle.

A shellac again.

Can't you get anything better from Bar
H?

It's a good whiskey.

Just a little strong.

The owner's a shamrock named McGee.

Uh, Herbert, you owe me 200 quid.

Oh, do I now?

Well, let me tell you something, Mr.
Freddie Blooming Bogner.

I'm getting tired of you.

And if that ransom ain't here in the
next five days, your neck is going to

to a point.

Now get out of my face.

There's no wonder there ain't no snakes
in Ireland.

They're all in these ruddy bottles.

You'll push him too far one of these
times.

I doubt it. I'm worth far too much to
him.

I don't think you realise that Herbert's
made of impulses.

Like teaming up with that pair from the
Bar H health ranch.

The Bar H is no health ranch. It's a
plain cattle spread.

The prospectus, the one the Marquis... I
mean, my father got.

I used to think you had an intelligent
light shining in your eyes.

But it must be the moon, shining through
your head.

Herbert sent a bogus prospectus.

Now you're gaining.

Oh, and to make sure that no
correspondents got through to the ranch,

up with Brazos and Pecos, and they got
jobs on the ranch.

After being shown out of Laramie by the
sheriff and everybody else over three

feet tall.

A neatly tied package.

Yeah, but how did Herbert know the old
boy would want to send me out west in

first place?

Because I told him in the second place.

Right after your father said he'd go to
all costs to make a man of you.

So you were in it from the beginning.

Herbert and I have been what you might
call partners for a long time.

It was his idea to come out here and
arrange to kidnap you.

I joined him, but my aunt wasn't in it.
Oh?

Why?

Because when I got here, I realized the
only real man was the one I left.

Your father.

Oh, well, maybe you can pay him a visit.
You'll be coming into money soon.

There'll be no money.

I beg your pardon?

I remember what your father said right
after he mentioned sending you here.

Pity it couldn't have been in 76.

the young ferret would have stolen
Washington's teeth and the Continental

would have gone without orders.

You mean the governor might not pay?

But does it sound like he would?

Mr. Maverick, I have the pleasure of
presenting you the first telegram of the

first intercontinental telegraph
company, the French Atlantic Telegraph

Merci. Merci, monsieur.

Excuse me, John.

Peter, over here.

What on earth for?

You're being held for ransom.

I am?

Bo's been kidnapped, and the kidnappers
are demanding 25 ,000 pounds.

I say, 25 ,000 quid.

For me.

Obviously, they've never met you,
Freddie.

Quite. I tried to get your father to
cable the money, but he's coming

What are we going to do, Mary?

I'm going to try to figure something
out.

The best thing for you to do is get out
of sight.

I'd suggest a boat cruise.

Splendid idea.

Quiet games on the quarterdeck.

Balmy air.

Give this card to Captain Wolf
Kratkovich down at the docks. He'll take

you nicely.

Oh, I say, this is bully of you,
Maverick.

Especially after the way I've treated
you.

It's all in the past, Freddy.

Good luck. And, uh, jetto.

Jetto.

Captain Crackovitz.

Why? I think this will explain.

Maverick. The fellow with all the aces.

You're a friend of his son, aren't you?
Indeed.

Now then, I suggest a spacious suite,
and not too cool, with a lovely view

Of the boiler!

Marquis of Bagnor?

Well? I'm Bart Maverick, sir.

Well, then.

America.

Astounding. All because of a chap named
Columbus and poor navigation.

Marquis. You may call me Bagnor,
Maverick.

Marquis sounds like somebody sitting on
an overripe orange.

Now, where is the little thief?

Thief? My son, Frederick.

You are the chap that wrote to me,
aren't you?

Oh, yes. Yes, sir.

But I don't know where your son is.

I mean, he left for the Bar H ranch, and
that's all we... Then we'll start from

the Bar H.

Start from the Bar H?

I'm beginning to believe they slapped
the wrong end when you were born.

Well, couldn't we just set a trap by
staying here and depositing the money in

the bank?

Then the kidnappers would have to come
to us.

Traps? Money?

Get it through your head.

I've been challenged, man.

We go to them.

You wouldn't want to go to the Bar H,
Mr. Wagner.

And why not?

It's miserable country around the
Inscription Rock area.

It's a terrible trip.

And besides, your baggage hasn't
arrived.

I have everything I need. I once walked
from Kabul to Samarkand sucking two

peach pits.

How far is it?

How far?

It's four days.

Then we'll do it in two. On safari. Come
on.

Has it gone?

up, Bucko.

And if we don't find the money at
inscription rock, I'll take the weight

your shoulders.

Don't worry, Herbert.

You'll be paid.

Oh, and Brazos will be on guard outside.

And he can track a thin ant over a fat
rock.

So stay put.

Come on.

I should wear something in black.

Still the governor's business agent in
St. Louis, this maverick fellow.

I have great trust in him.

Why?

Well, he's, uh... Now you come to
mention it, I don't know why.

Probably just like the rest of these
blokes, always looking after himself.

Yes. Now, Herbert, he likes to look
after other people.

Him and his riser.

I even get the feeling he'd like to
slice me one day.

Oh, why do you stay around him? Why
don't you duck out sometime, go

And go where?

Go back to England.

Go back to the Marquess. You did say you
loved him.

Oh, sure.

Me, a bar mate?

I'd show up at the castle and they'd
never let me in. Probably throw me in

moat. You could improve yourself.

It's been done before.

I've heard of that, too.

You walk around, strikes as an and -on,
practicing things like, the grain in

this plain could never grow in Spain.

You've got it. By Jove, you've got it.

Got what?

A way out for both of us.

Listen, did my father ever say why a
Marquis would be going down to Soho?

No. What is the challenge, I should
think? Exactly.

He wanted to be around a real flesh -and
-blood woman, not a soap bubble.

He loves you.

As much as you love him. Now, if you
help me break out of here, I will take

back to the pay to myself.

You'd do that?

But how can we break out of here?

We need something to startle them.

Something explosive. Yes.

I don't like it.

As with all brilliant tactics, it's
simple.

Now, when Herbert comes back, he's going
to operate on me, right?

With his razor?

Yes, well, I'll attract their attention
to one side.

When I do, you sneak up, you take that
bottle of 150 -proof laughing tonic and

you toss it in the stove. Before the
smoke settles, we'll take the horses and

leave them stranded.

Oh, but it doesn't get unsettled very
easily.

Now, this will work. I know it.

And I'd see your father?

Sure, as my name's... I have my word on
it.

We'll do it!

Yes, well, I think we should get on with
the plans.

The money wasn't there.

I'll have a little job to do.

Look like a couple of hummingbirds in a
high wind.

If they are, they've got two men riding
them.

And the head of a bar H.

You better take the shortcut and go to
the ranch and see what's going on.

I say, shabby place.

Rather run down.

I say, is this the bow reach?

It is. Now move.

Western hospitality.

You're standing on me foot.

Oh.

I've an idea it's odd to find it on the
ground instead of in your mouth.

Well, I... Gentlemen, gentlemen.

This is the Marquis of Bognor, and I'm
Barton. Oh, it is now.

Well, get him to take a little soda and
stay in the shade. He'll get over in a

couple of days.

I demand to know how you let Freddy get
kidnapped from this resort, you Dalek

buffoon. I know of no Freddy. This is a
cattle ranch, not a resort.

I suggest you get this pump put back on
the saddle before I dent it.

I seem to be standing in a draft.

Oh, you don't say.

Boxer. And quite willing to prove it
again.

Welcome to the bar, H. My name is McGee.
You can stay as long as you like.

I say, that's sporty of you. I'm a lover
of the manly art.

A bit rusty, as you can see.

But I get a little practice out here.

They use mostly bottles.

Come on in. Come on in, man.

Who is that?

Well, that's Pecos.

That's a lob, doesn't it?

Well, you get a little lob out in that
inscription rock country.

It's a wild and lonely land.

You say inscription rock country?

Yeah, I run a herd out there.

Usually have a hard time getting men to
work it. But a few weeks ago, him and

another fellow, Brazel, came in and
requested it. So I hired him quick.

Brazels?

They're Texans.

Texans are all named after rivers and
forts.

Oh, interesting.

Do you mind if I just have a little look
around your place, Mr. McGee? Oh, help

yourself, son.

Thank you, sir.

Now, Mark, we'll clear up this little
business about Freddy, and then maybe

can show me some more of that fancy
footwork.

There's not much, really, but we're
heels in either case.

Quite.

Suffering snakes.

Isn't that your friend chasing the hired
ant?

Appears to be exactly that.

What are they for?

I don't know.

I think he's given to Fitz.

Oh. Then we'd best get a rope on him
quick.

I've had one case of rabies already this
year.

I think you'll behold.

The money was there.

The money wasn't there.

Any final request?

Just that my last look be at the plains
and valleys I've come to love.

I'll roll you right amongst them if you
wish.

Pickles is coming and somebody's chasing
him.

He's been sticking to me like gum on a
hot boot.

He's come this far with it and come all
the way.

Oh, gentlemen, gentlemen, you've made a
mistake.

I came here to tell you you kidnapped
the wrong man.

This is my cousin. I suppose you're
William the Ruddy Conqueror. Check our

if he's being followed.

I'm telling you the truth. You've made a
mistake.

His name is Beauregard Maverick. Now,
here's his passport along with his

picture. Oh, but it's a pretty picture,
Beau.

Well, blow me down.

It is him. Oh, certainly.

I wish I'd stayed, Courtney Faber. You
mean you ain't Freddie Barkner?

Molly, you've got to believe me. It was
all for the good. For the good, was it?

And I suppose it was for the good that
you only talked me into...

Trying to escape with the horses and go
meet your blooming father who's no

relation?

So you was going to leave me, was you?

Why, you sneaky little whelp.

I'll take care of you later.

There's two horsemen down in the flat.

The boys are ready to pick at any
circus.

Tie them up. I'll take care of them
later, too.

Hey, keep it easy. What are you doing?

Turn around and put your arms behind me.

Now sit up and put your spines together.

What did I do?

I couldn't explain it. Shut up.

I can make it worth your while. You'll
stop all this foolishness.

Save your breath.

What do they do around here? Give you a

shave before they kill you? What are you
talking about?

A razor here on the table.

Razor! Razor!

Razor!

Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor!

Razor! Razor!

Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor!
Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor!

Razor!

Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor!
Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor!

Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor!
Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor!

Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor!
Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor!

Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor!
Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor! Razor!

Razor! Razor!

Razor!

Razor!

Get those two outside!

Get

over

there and finish him off.

Light. Now!

That shot could mean trouble.

This calls for a franking. We'll
separate and charge.

Who's that?

That's your father. What? I mean,
Bogner.

Bogner? Help!

The girl! No, wait. The Marquis deserves
the honor of this rest. Help!

Gentlemen, there's a lady in the first!

Help!

Where's the Marquis?

Oh, he's about to renew an acquaintance.

And I found a rose.

Well, gentlemen, I'm not sure yet that I
know what it was all about.

Except that I've taken a bride.

And after we tidy up some things on the
tight little island, we'll be back. To

help McGee here raise large horns.

Long horns.

Oh, quite.

And Freddie, you say, is leading a man's
life. Well, Wolf Kratkovich is the

dirtiest, roughest riverboat man in the
Mississippi.

He'll work, Freddy, all right. Well, I
know it wasn't easy.

And I insist you both take a thousand
pound note each to settle up our

Now we must be going.

Goodbye. Good luck.

Bon voyage.

Goodbye. Bye -bye.

Bye.

Well,

cousin, I... Suggest we get ourselves a
meal at the best place in town, a spot

where we can make this grow.

Motion seconded and carried.

Wolf!

Wolf Kratkovich, what have they done to
you?

Ahoy there, Kratkovich!

Toot that bell!

Who is the tall, dark stranger there?

Maverick is the name.

Riding the trail to who knows where.

Luck is his companion.

Gamble is his game.

Smooth as a handle on a gun.

Maverick is the name.

Wild as the wind in Oregon.

Blowing up a canyon.

Easier to tame.

Riverboat, ring your bell.

loves the best.

Nice to New Orleans,

living on Jackson, Queens.

Maverick is a legend of the West.

Maverick is a legend of the West.