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Imagine you're under a canopy of glittering stars.

Ooh, pretty.

There are bistro tables, scrumptious food, and all of your closest friends.

You are at your prom, inspired by Van Gogh's Starry Night and brought to you

yours truly.

It's sophisticated, stylish, and super romantic.

It is.

Questions? Yeah, isn't prom supposed to be fun?

Anyone else?

I'm presenting to Pill tomorrow, so if no one has better ideas... What about a

boat? Like a canoe? No, Allie, like one of those harbor cruises. That would be

awesome.

If my girlfriend didn't already pitch a much, much better idea. That Claire and

I have been working on since grade nine.

Yeah, who obviously doesn't care enough to show her support.

Yeah, where is Mama Claire? She's probably making out with her baby daddy

somewhere. You don't know that.

Shouldn't you? I thought best friends tell each other everything.

We do.

Time's up. All right, all in favor of a super awesome...

Possibly pirate -themed bow prom.

Say R.

R.

The crew has spoken. I'll leave the details up to you.

Thank you.

I just wanted our last night together to be perfect.

It will be.

As long as we're all together.

Yeah, if we're all together.

Maybe I can find a boat with a plank.

You warming up to the pirate theme?

No.

I want Drew to walk it.

She's a cute girl in all things, but you're an idiot.

You have a good hearing. You just had to kiss her?

I'm in love with her. Oh, in love. Bye.

Besides, I've caused my inner family enough stress already.

Because your mom, she's not too enthusiastic about you coming back.

You talked to her? I thought we were making progress.

We were.

Until she heard you were there when Tiny got stabbed.

Anywhere else you can go?

Tiny's place, I guess.

Sure, that's a great idea.

His brother Vince missed it in jail.

He's pretty deep into the lifestyle. Yeah, but Tiny's not.

If we can keep each other in check, it'll be fine.

All right.

I can't make you do anything.

So I'll keep working on your mom, and you keep doing what you're doing. Head

down, focus on school, that musical.

He's one of the lead. Did he tell you that? He's doing real well, Erzig.

Let's keep it that way.

Good luck.

And remember, my advice is only a phone call away.

Thank you.

You sure you'll be safe at Tiny's?

What? Uh, yeah.

Yeah, for sure.

But you'd tell me, though, right?

Well, yeah.

You don't have anything to worry about, all right?

I know.

It's not fair.

What happens if you have to text your mom or something?

You're going to have to call. Hey, anyone want to go check out Kendrick

the opera house tomorrow night? Your peace offerings are no good here.

Well, let me know if you change your mind.

Look, he's just trying to be nice.

It would be the worst if we went.

He's just going out of his way to be civil, so don't feel bad about moving

Move on?

With who?

I don't know.

He's got a smile on his face, a skip in his step, which only means one thing.

New crush.

Please don't let it be a boy.

Well, maybe you should move on, too.

Well, there's not exactly a string of hotties lining up for me.

Maybe not at school, but what about on your Tinder app? Oh, yeah.

There really are tons of hot single guys in your area.

So far, none of them want to be in my specific area. Let me see your profile.

Maybe you're not putting out the right vibes.

Looks pretty good to me. Yeah, if you want to die alone.

Looking for masculine guys.

Straight -acted.

Buff guys.

See the pattern?

Yeah. It says if I want a boyfriend, I have to hit the gym. Bullseye. Not you.

Your profile.

Okay, so you're saying the only thing standing between me and true love is a

profile makeover? Let's do it. It'll have to wait. The bell's about to ring,

if you want to stash your phones, I need a dollar.

There are over a hundred boat companies in the city. I figured you can call half

of them. You know I get seasick.

Well, then you better buckle up, because prom's going to be one rough night.

Four years.

Four years of planning our starry night, and it got defeated in one minute.

The vote was this morning. I totally forgot. I'm so, so sorry.

Well, I hope you have a good excuse.

I had to talk to Eli.

Baby stuff?

Yeah, sort of.

Prom is our last night together, and that's why we agreed to organize it

together. I know.

But if this whole pregnancy thing is too much, I can find another co -chair.

Don't. I'll do it.

Don't sound so enthusiastic. I'm saying yes, aren't I? Now I need to bring pom

-poms? Just tell me how I can help.

You can start by calling these boats.

We're auditioning music acts in the morning, and we have to pick one before

present the pill. Great. I'll bring the coffee.

Great.

O -M -G.

You look so tough.

And fake.

And uploaded.

And perfect.

Interests include lifting, drinking protein shakes, and rock climbing. Nice

touch. Thanks.

Sweet, merciful Gaga. I already got a match.

See?

Gage looks like a great god, and he wants to go out with me.

Wait. What's wrong?

Well, He wants to go hiking, which means now I have to be this guy in person.

See?

Is this the celebration cake?

Yep. You were looking at the newest member of the Nippon Paper Cranes.

here I come.

Paper Cranes?

Are you sure it's a real professional hockey team? Oh, yeah. A real hockey

in a real league, and they're paying me real money to play next year.

Like, big money.

Babe, we knew it would most likely be long distance. We can make it work. I

we can, and I am excited for you, but it's not that. Your hard time with

didn't go so well? I asked her to help me with prom, and you'd think I invited

her to her own execution or something.

I think she's moved on.

From high school?

From me.

You know, she ditched me this morning to hang out with her boyfriend.

Her and Eli should just get married and move to some deserted island where they

can read each other pretentious poetry.

I thought you'd be a bit more understanding.

About the baby?

Claire isn't the first girl in the world to get pregnant, you know. She isn't.

What?

We lost the baby.

Whoa, dude.

I'm so sorry. I can't believe she didn't tell you.

Me neither.

You do this a lot?

Oh, yeah, bro. All the time.

Rad. So you're good for Lookout Point Trail, then?

Yeah, I don't actually hike here, though.

More of a blue mountain man?

Big time.

Killer.

I've been looking for someone to do those trails with me.

Well, I'm your man.

Whoa. Let's not move too fast now.

I mean, the climbing's good up there, but what I'm into is the mountain

I mean, how is it that we have so much in common?

You're like a five -minute bike ride away from me, and yet we've never met.

I know, it's crazy.

Yeah, but not as crazy as this hike's about to get.

I know you're up for a tough climb.

So, let's do this.

Woo!

Woo!

Uh, bathroom's there.

TV's first come, first served. And, uh, bathroom's yours.

Ziggy! Come check this game out.

Sorry, man. I got an early rehearsal tomorrow.

All right, then. Enjoy that bread sandwich.

You remember, right?

Last week at Chompy C?

All right, you're at rehearsal.

Well, we realized that everything on the menu had some bird in it, which meant

the only thing a vegetarian could have was a bread sandwich.

But I'm not a vegetarian.

It means you're missing out on the best parts of life.

It's all good, Zing. Go crash.

But don't blame us when you don't know what's what.

Attaboy.

Bet you couldn't do this at your girlfriend's house.

You'd be right.

I think this is the perfect song to play during the slideshow.

Well, we still have five musical acts to hear until we make our vote. Speaking

of voting, where's Claire?

Oh!

I'm so sorry I'm late. The line at the dot was epic.

You'd think the barista's girlfriend could skip ahead.

Let me take those. And don't feel the need to stay. I've got everything under

control.

So you don't want me involved because I missed a couple meetings?

No, no, no, no. I'm just trying to be an understanding friend.

You know, I told you.

He thought I knew. I didn't want anyone treating me differently. This is why I

didn't tell anyone. So I'm just anyone now?

And how would I know what you want? You don't tell me anything.

I feel like I don't even know Claire Edwards anymore.

I'm sorry for being such a huge disappointment.

Come on, that's not what I meant. Can we just go somewhere and talk?

Good, thanks.

Okay, Frankie crosses stage right, and then she sings.

Show me who you are.

I'm... And Lucius Geronimo enters stage left.

That's weird. Has anyone seen Zig?

Sorry. Sorry. I slept in. We noticed.

Just canic glasses.

Sorry. I'm just really bagged. Okay.

Go get some coffees.

This will never happen again, I promise.

I need everyone to be 100 % committed to this.

What's going on?

I'm crashing at a friend's house and they go to bed at like, I don't know, I

heard morning birth.

You need to tell your roommate to need your beauty sleep. Like, that's gonna

work.

Didn't you join the musical so you could stay out of trouble?

Look, me and these guys, it's a different world, Imogen.

I can't just piss them off and then expect them to have my back when I need

Sounds to me you've got to start having your own back.

Know where to draw the line. How am I supposed to do that? I mean, these are

boys. If they're really your boys, they'll understand.

I take it your date went poorly?

No, it went great, actually.

Gage even wants to go out again.

Really? That's incredible.

Yeah. except he doesn't want to go out with the real me. He wants to go with

fictional me.

It's already doomed, which sucks, because he's a sweetheart, and I think I

really like him.

Okay, well, why not go out with him again, but this time yourself?

So he can dump me faster than he can mountain bike down a hill?

You should at least try. He obviously likes parts of you, so he might like the

real you. But what if he doesn't?

Then I've thrown away my one shot at romance and smiles.

Is that really what you want?

Look at you.

You're in class literally dressing your wounds.

Well, you know what they say.

Love hurts.

And this, apparently, is where we'd like to host our prom.

A boat.

Well, you know that old saying, the best ship is the friend ship.

I think prom on a boat sounds... incredible.

You do?

I'm a sucker for a beautiful prom.

And your presentation was very impressive.

Did you have help?

I was supposed to.

Your co -chair was Claire Edwards.

She's been through a lot this year.

So everything's approved then?

Yes. I think you've guaranteed yourself the perfect prom night.

I actually have one last detail to iron out.

Hey. Didn't take you for a tea drinker.

Kombucha. If you go hard like we do, this is the perfect drink before you hit

the trails.

Yeah, I don't.

You don't what?

Go hard like we do.

I lied on my profile.

Please don't hate me.

You seem like a great guy, and I wish I liked the same things you do, but I

don't.

I don't always either.

What? I love being physical, but I like other things too.

Like what?

Music, cooking shows, I don't know.

It's just that this whole online dating thing makes you feel like you have to

put yourself inside a box.

That you aren't allowed out of? Yeah, it's really hard.

Online dating, how long have you done it? Not just online dating, being out at

17. There's so few of us.

Sometimes I feel like a unicorn.

Right?

It's like I meet guys I have lots in common with, and then they're straight.

And then my friends try to set me up with someone just because they're gay,

we have nothing in common. So you feel like you'll be alone forever?

Exactly. Well, you aren't alone in feeling that, trust me.

It's nice to hear.

Okay, I admit it, I don't want to go mountain biking.

But I don't have to be home for a couple hours.

Do you maybe want to go somewhere and talk?

About what?

Well, did you watch the last episode of Chopped? With the sunchokes?

Dude! I hadn't even heard of them. They're the best.

You know I did that recipe.

Really? Was it easy?

Yeah.

Ah, sweet.

You're home.

We have some dinner. I'm feeling sushi.

I can't, man. I've got to practice.

You know, for the musical.

Bad enough this nerd's always doing homework, but you're still singing

Tell me you're joking.

Does this look like my joking face?

I don't know. Your face kind of always looks the same.

Well, right now, this face is serious about the musical.

All right? I like doing it.

You any good?

He's legit.

I've heard him sing.

I'll be the judge of that.

What do you mean, like right now?

What happened to Sushi?

Load her in. Come on, show Vince what you got.

All right.

All right, but if I'm going to put on a show, then you are going to help.

I play Lucius Geronimo, and you can play the captain.

Captain who? Exactly.

All right.

Better get going.

So we'll mountain next time? Okay, maybe a cooking class.

Sounds good.

I'll see you around.

Wow, he's easy on the eyes. You gonna see him again?

Possibly. I'm in no rush to settle down.

But you're over Miles.

Oh, big time. There's so many better guys out there. I just have to get to

them. Anyways, gotta tinkle.

Hey. Hey.

Um, you still gonna see Kendrick Lamar?

Yeah, but I found someone to go with.

Oh.

Who?

You.

That's what you were asking, right?

I guess there are worse ways to spend a night.

Man, my ego is in no danger of blowing up around you, is it? No.

You bought me flowers?

The guy at the flower shop said yellow roses represent friendship.

A theme I hope is still relevant.

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have excluded you from prom planning. I don't blame you.

I haven't exactly been Debbie Dependable lately.

Why didn't you tell me about the baby?

Because it's hard for me to be around you right now. Why? What did I do wrong?

Nothing. You... You did everything right.

You have everything so together.

Are we talking about the same me here? You are planning prom all by yourself.

You have a perfect boyfriend.

You're going to Cambridge University or MIT or somewhere even more awesome.

And me, I have nothing.

That's not true.

You have me.

And you'll always have me.

Only if we talk.

Because next year, talking is all we'll have. But first, prom.

And we'll make it awesome, I swear.

A night to remember. If prom planning is too much for you right now. It's not.

Some regular teen girl stuff is exactly what I need.

Especially if it's with you.

Okay. Well, we better get to work.

I'm the thing that does bump in the night.

The thing that makes your children cry. It's no use in putting up a fight.

Say hello to the bad guy.

Nailed it.

Bravo.

The girlfriend better take this or she'll be worried.

Lucius Geronimo at your service.

Am I interrupting something?

Yeah, don't you know my man's got to practice? I can always squeeze in a

from this, Maya Matlin.

You looked off this morning, but now you seem all shiny and happy.

Life is good.

Police, open up!

I'll see you tomorrow?

Can't wait.

And, Sig, I'm proud of you.

Put the doc to order.

Yo, T, get us a couple beers.

This is some premium molly.

You better get to work.

You may as well help us out, you know, since you're freeloading.

I can make it through.

And if I hold out, I know I can make it through.

I know I can make it through.