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Spring break, it's so close, I can taste it. Tastes so good. Two more exams and

we're done.

Saw how the day go with Missy.

You'll never guess what happened.

Then why are you making me guess?

Because it's fun.

I'll give you a hint.

B squared.

Too easy, Becky Baker.

I'm dinner yesterday, she said she still likes me. No.

Yes, and she wrote me the craziest email.

Every time I go to reparative therapy, it only reinforces how much I love you.

Have you stopped?

Right? That girl drives me nuts.

So, missy it is.

Actually, I don't know.

No, no, no, no, no. Come on, you promised. No more Becky. I know it

crazy, but I feel like my heart's saying to give her another chance.

Think I've found time.

Okay. You have two hours.

Exam starts...

Now.

Hey, you didn't drink your yogurt. I'm just trying to avoid puking.

What is this, exam stress or battle of the bands stress? Neither.

Today is the apocalypse.

The sky is falling and it's all my fault.

Chicken Little, what did you do?

You know how I broke up with Cam for like five minutes and kissed him?

Your finest moment.

Yeah, yay me. Well, now Zig's breaking up with Tori after he brought up the

bands because he likes me and I have to stop him.

No, you don't. If Zig doesn't like Tori anymore, there's nothing you can do.

He's actually doing the right thing by being honest.

I don't want to lose camp.

Should I be honest and tell him about the kiss? I don't know. What you did is

the past.

I mean, you were broken up. It's not worth stressing over.

Just focus on exams, winning Battle of the Bands, and drink your damn yogurt.

All right, time's up.

Pencils down.

Turn your exams over.

Becky, how did you do?

I can't talk about this right now.

Come here.

So, I read your email. I had to retrieve it from my deleted items.

I can't believe you deleted me. Becky, I met another girl.

She doesn't care that I'm trans. Her family's open -minded. We both like

pop. Independent popular music? Isn't that sort of an oxymoron? What I'm

to say is, even though there's this perfect girl, I can't stop thinking

you.

Adam, I can't tell my parents we're together.

So this was a complete waste of time.

When I was in therapy, all I could think about is how I want to be with you now.

My family is complicated.

We can't tell them.

And that tells me that you have something to be ashamed of.

Hey.

Hey.

I missed you this morning. How'd it go with your dad?

Did he take away the truck?

Uh, did he set a curfew?

Oh no, are they sending you to rehab?

No, Dad said I wasn't allowed to smoke weed anymore.

Your punishment for smoking weed is no more smoking weed. Shouldn't you be

worried about your exam instead of the punishment I got because you threw me

under the butt?

Okay, don't make this out to be my fault.

You're the one who gave Eli weed yesterday. You started this mess. Yeah,

trying to help you with your stupid plan to get him to stay over later. And now

he's not allowed over at all.

It's time for a family meeting.

Dernier conjugaison.

Verbe, manger.

Campbell, vas -y.

Je mangerai.

Tu mangeras. Il mangera.

Nous mangerons.

Vous mangerai.

You have all passed your oral French exam.

I'm proud of you.

Now make sure you keep reading and speaking French during your break.

Bonne chance at the Battle of the Bands, Maya. We'll be cheering for you. Thank

you. Hey.

What's this?

No, please.

Not my birthday.

I'm terrible at telling you things, but I like you.

A lot.

This charm is for your concert tonight.

Every time you play a show, I'll get you a new one.

I love it.

Really? Yeah.

All right, well, I admit it was my mom's idea, but I picked it out, so...

I have to be honest with you.

When we were broken up, I kissed Zig.

Please do something.

Thanks.

Good luck at your show.

Nailed my last exam. My reward, Mexico, Marisol, mini bikini.

I studied everything except for slope. And what was on my math final?

Slope. It's not slippery.

Don't.

Just don't.

So much weight has lifted off my shoulders.

The Becky saga is finally over.

Maya, how's your French oral?

Can we just practice?

Let's do it.

One, two, three, four.

Adam!

Last time I checked, the iPhone isn't a valid musical instrument. Play your

bass. Sorry, just had to message Missy. Ooh, spring clean.

Actually, I'm hoping for something a little more permanent.

How romantic.

Can we get back to rehearsing, please? Okay, we gotta be at Battle of the Bands

in like an hour.

Tarzan wasn't the latest man.

He'd just come along and scoop him up under his arm like that.

Quick as the cat in the jungle.

Welcome to the Solid Rock High School Battle of the Band!

I'd like to introduce our judges.

Lauren Toyota.

Jackman. And taking a break from his book tour, Chaz Bono.

We're looking for originality, star quality, and great music.

As young performers, you have the opportunity to send a message.

I can't wait to hear what you guys have to say.

Not to get all spooky, but this is the most exciting thing that's ever happened

in my entire life, and I'm so glad it's with you guys. Aw, no doubt.

Me too.

Let's bring down the house.

Give it up for Ezra's Pound!

Missy, she looks so hot.

Please tell me I'm hearing things.

You're not.

They stole our song.

And they sound really good. Did you tell Missy what song we were doing?

Well, yeah, but she wouldn't.

You got played.

We all did.

I've called this meeting to address a double standard in our house.

To be clear, a double standard is the application of different sets of

principles for different people in similar situations.

Jake gets the truck whenever he wants.

I've had my license for six months now with zero car access.

Jake has no time limit on his guests, he has no curfew, and he smoked weed

without serious consequence.

It's blatant sexism. I agree with you, Claire.

And now that we're a family, I think that Jake should share the same rules as

you. Well, this is news to me. Why haven't you said anything before?

I didn't want to intervene.

Well, sue me, okay? I believe in giving my kid a little slack.

You give Jake more than just a little slack. Oh, and he turned out so bad?

He smoked marijuana.

That's no big deal.

You happy now?

Not yet. No big deal. Back to why we've gathered here today.

Having Eli over past eight pales in comparison to the other things going on

this house.

There are more important things than Eli.

Helen, you're being uptight.

Why don't you tell me how you really feel?

Believe me, you don't want me to tell you that. Here we go again.

You're always on my back, Helen. Just get off my back, Helen. That is not my

voice. I don't sound like that.

Please tell me that was a coincidence.

Look. I really wanted to win and whisper hug with the band to beat. So it was

all game.

And you were easy to play.

I am sorry.

See you next.

Hey, this must be Adam.

Love your taste in cover song.

So, uh, what have you got down your pants today?

Carrot? Stop.

Go. You want to know what I got down my pants today?

Jackass!

You go out there and play the same song, you'll be humiliated. We should just go

home. But if we quit, we'd just let them win.

We could play one of our originals.

It's risky, but it's us.

I'm afraid you guys won't be playing anything.

You're disqualified.

What? Why?

I punched the drummer of Ezra's Pound.

Sorry, guys.

Maybe next year.

I can't believe this.

First you're dumb enough to let a girl play you, then you go fight their

drummer? You don't know what he said to me. I don't care what he said. What do

you have to prove to that guy? Something you don't have to prove every day.

Yo, this has nothing to do with you being trans and everything to do with

being a stupid boy.

Okay, you followed your junk instead of your head.

I thought you were smarter.

I'm sorry.

I'll fix it.

Hey, boyfriend.

Hop in.

I knew you were meeting me. Didn't know it was going to be in a truck.

You like? Yeah, it's pretty hot.

I gather your family meeting went well?

So many questions. Just get in.

Did I mention how hot this is?

Hi,

Mr. Bono.

I'm Adam. Good to meet you.

Huge fan. Thank you. Are you playing?

Actually, my band just got disqualified.

Oh, man, I'm sorry to hear that.

Yeah, I got into a fight.

Some guy made fun of me for being FTM.

It doesn't make it okay to fight.

I know, but I'm desperate.

I've messed up so much all for a girl. I let my band down. I let myself down.

I even packed with a cucumber.

Can you please just help us get back on? It's not for me, for my band.

A cucumber?

It was a mini one.

So... What's her name?

The one that you did all this for.

Becky.

I thought I could get over her by going for someone else.

I mean, we'd be perfect together, but her parents don't approve, and she wants

to keep us a secret from them.

That happens.

Does it ever get easier with girls? No, not really.

I mean, love is messy, and there's obstacles in any relationship.

The important thing is that you guys love each other, and if it takes your

parents a little bit longer to catch up... Don't blame her for it.

In case I haven't told you, you're my idol.

Hey, you're in high school and you're this far along? You're my idol.

Just lay off the fighting, okay?

I will.

I'll talk to Bullfrog about getting you guys back in.

Good luck.

Thanks.

So, I have an idea.

What if we just rush out on the stage and start playing with no permission?

Get the security guards to drag us off.

Well, yeah, I didn't know if I'd be pretty or not at all.

See, there she is.

I miss smiling, Maya.

I'm kind of proud to smile when your boyfriend won't talk to you.

What happened?

Well, I told him we kissed.

And now he won't answer my texts or my calls, begging him to come here.

I'm still breaking up with Tori today.

You and Kim are done.

I think.

Maybe I haven't made myself clear. I don't want to be with you.

I love Cam.

I don't get it. If you love Cam so much, then why did we kiss?

Um, I got you drinks to cheer you up.

Sorry. It was a huge mistake. I was so confused. I was just trying to do the

right thing.

Man, I hate litterbugs.

Adam spoke to Chaz.

We're allowed back on.

Which one's wrong?

I'm not allowed to play with you guys.

What if Zig covers face?

Can you handle that?

Yeah. Good.

I'll think.

What? Why?

There's a message I need to get out there. I just... I hope Cam is here to

it.

I'm sorry you can't play with us.

It's okay. If you can believe it, I made another huge mistake today. I have to

go make it right.

Ladies and gentlemen, whisper hug.

Tell me where, tell me when, I'll be there till the end.

Say the word, say it loud, I'll be waiting.

No one would listen to what I have to say.

You have one year left at home.

Then you can go off and live your life your way.

If you're arguing with your mom, it isn't worth it.

I should call her back.

Get scolded.

Go home. Be the obedient daughter.

Mom?

Yeah. Yeah. No, everything is fine.

I bored the jerk.

Yeah.

I understand.

Okay.

Bye.

Time to go home?

Since there's no school tomorrow, we can stay out until 11.

And from now on, you're allowed over until 10.

Maybe your mom heard you after all.

We don't have to pretend We'll be together till the end On top of the

world, above the crowd I'll be waiting

What are you doing here?

I thought both your parents' cars were gone.

If they come home and catch us... I know.

I don't want to get you in trouble.

I understand if we can't tell your parents about us.

You've come such a long way for me. It's okay if it takes other people longer to

come around.

Baby steps.

Adam, look, I know it's going to be messy, but we need to try to be

Or we'll never know.

Try with me?

Becky? What's going on here?

I love Adam.

Good play.

Good breath.

You probably want this back.

When we broke up, you were confused.

But then you came back to me, so... Are you still confused?

No, I want you. I've always wanted you.

Good.

I'm not gonna let you get away that easy.

Hey, bro, you made it. Hey, guys, this is Becky.

Whisper hug won third place. Third place, that's awesome.

Where are they? They're on their way. They're just packing up their

But come in and help yourself to some snacks.

I cannot believe I just walked into a party with you. I cannot believe I just

walked out on my dad with you.

You didn't seem too happy about it.

I have faith that if we show my parents how good we are together, one day

they'll come around.

It's like my jacket worked.

There's Missy, now Becky, and a little player you.

I'm not a player.

Turns out I had to mess up with one girl to get to the right one.

Yeah, I've been there, bro.

Look,

I wanted to ask you something.

Will you be my best man?

This summer?

In 48 hours, actually.

It's all settled.

I'm getting married in Vegas.

Fiona and Imogen are coming, too.

Shut up. And it meant a lot to me.

To us.

We're there.

Andrew, I'd love to be your best man.

I'm glad you're coming, A .C.

It's going to be fun.

Fun? Are you kidding me?

You're going to be insane in the membrane.

Well, obviously.

You have the best wedding planner in the world.

I disagree.

You hired me. Your organization skills are faster.

I didn't know you were one for public displays of affection.

I have nothing to be ashamed of.