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This is the moment you've all been
waiting for.
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I rushed straight from volleyball. Did I
miss anything?
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You are just in time. High school battle
of the bands are, from Bardale High,
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Ascot, Mascot, let's hear it.
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I spy with my little eye a girl checking
out Adam Torres. With my luck, she's
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looking at you. I don't think so.
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And look at this, from Degrassi, where
my son goes, whisper hug.
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You got in?
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We did.
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You got in?
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We did it.
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Next up, four Mad Hatters with a taste
for the lotion.
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So, the last four winners to cover, so
we should do Superman songs.
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Yeah, our version is awesome, and people
do like a good thing along.
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Agreed. Just don't say it too loud,
because someone might steal the idea.
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Next up, from St.
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Mary's, it's gritty country
storytelling.
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Told you she was looking at you. Is that
why she told me to give this to the
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cute guy in the hoodie?
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That's you.
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I need a study buddy
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You all right?
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Me?
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Yeah, I just really hate Becky Baker.
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Come on, man. Why do you let her get to
you like that? Hmm, let's see. Maybe
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because she agreed to enter a Christian
reparative therapy program to stop
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liking me.
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I've been rejected before, but that
takes the cake.
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Look, just never go near that girl
again.
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Trust me, I won't.
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Anyway, did you hear?
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We made it into Battle of the Bands.
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Oof, you scored a number.
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Who's Missy? Is she hot? Way too hot for
me. She gave you her number.
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What are you doing?
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Getting the ball rolling.
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I got her voicemail. What do I do?
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Leave a message.
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Hey, Missy, it's Adam, the impossibly
handsome guy you saw at the mall.
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We should hang out sometime.
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Call me back. Bye.
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Like that.
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J, tu as, il as, elle as, ils ont, elles
ont, nous avons, vous avez. The verb is
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to have, present.
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J, I have, tu as.
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You have.
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Right. Okay, let me try again.
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Tu es très belle.
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Well, it's not going to help you during
your exam, but... Oh, sorry, sorry, I'm
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sorry, I'm interrupting.
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No, no, no, no. We were just going over
conjugation for oral exam.
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Yeah,
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if you're as bad as I am.
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All right.
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Uh, Toulouse or Pedro.
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Future.
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I feel like I'm losing sick.
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That wasn't French.
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Uh, what makes you say that, Tor? He's
acting weird.
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I think you might like another girl.
Don't be silly.
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Has he mentioned anyone? No, but
whenever we're together...
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It's like he's somewhere else. You know,
he probably just has a lot going on.
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Exams, battle of the bands.
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Oh, I'm just overreacting? You're
overreacting.
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We should get back to verb conjugation
unless we want to be here all night.
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Heavy breathing.
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Yeah, I'm just stressing over this
calculus exam.
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Well, just think. Once you're in film
school next year, no more math.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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Clockwork. Come in.
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Time for Eli to leave.
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Yes, Eli, time to run.
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Claire.
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Bye, Mrs. Martin.
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In case you've forgotten, I'm 17.
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Taking my boyfriend out at sundown is a
little much.
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Get back to your studying, sweetheart.
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I'm all studied up.
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Straight A's guaranteed.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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Come on.
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Oh. Guess my mom didn't catch you guys.
No guests allowed. Path 8.
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I know. Flame, right?
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My dad said it was cool, so... Are you
sure?
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I was just... No, no, no. You are not
allowed to watch Game of Thrones. We
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to study.
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Come on, one more episode. Please,
please, please.
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What was the burning of Washington and
why did it occur?
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It was an armed conflict in 1814 in the
War of 1812.
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Canadians attacked the U .S.
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It's Missy.
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Hello? Hey.
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Tomorrow?
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Yes.
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Awesome.
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Cool.
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Perfect.
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We're going on a date.
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Awesome. Cool. Perfect.
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Didn't give it away.
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You were right. This is exactly what I
needed to get over Becky.
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Speak of the she -devil.
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What?
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Becky sent me an email.
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Look, don't give her that satisfaction.
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Delete the email.
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Well, shouldn't I at least read it?
Delete it.
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Okay.
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Done.
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You know what really sucks?
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Becky and I would have worked if I
wasn't trans.
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Come on, man.
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You know that's not your fault.
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What if I didn't tell Miffy?
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You sure that's a good idea?
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It's not like it's the only thing about
me.
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I want to know what it's like to be just
a regular guy like you and Drew.
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I need fun.
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What, you mean having gender identity
conversations on the first date isn't
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Not quite.
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Hey, whatever it is you're doing, stop.
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Why can't I review molecules?
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I'm pretty sure they're going to be on
the science exam. No, dummy, I'm telling
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you to stop being weird with Tori.
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I don't want her to send you to talk to
me. It doesn't matter.
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You and I agree that everything will go
back to normal. This isn't normal.
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I didn't agree. You did. And besides,
it's kind of hard to forget after we
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This isn't a joke.
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Okay, I'm with Kim.
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Tori is my best friend. And I'm the big
bad wolf. You don't have to be.
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Next story.
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Jakey, mind if I sit for a sec?
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Jakey?
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One half?
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It's a turkey swiss. Uh, did you know
that turkey swiss is my number two all
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-time favorite sandwich after chicken
salad?
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No way.
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Yeah.
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Good, huh?
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Mm -hmm.
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Hey, have you noticed a double standard
in our house?
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Not really.
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Eli having to go home at 8, and Katie
getting to stay until all hours of the
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night. Ring a bell?
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah.
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I knew there was something fishy about
that.
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Wait, just wait.
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Eli is going away to university next
year, and I want to spend as much time
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him as I can.
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So I have a plan, and you have to help
me.
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I do.
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Our parents are going to the craft fair
later.
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You just have to call my mom and tell
her that Eli is coming over to study
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you. Then when she comes home, she can't
kick him out because he's your guest
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and not mine.
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What do I get out of this? Very happy
stepsister.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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So, does this miss the email that you're
asked to be in?
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No. And I plan on keeping it that way,
at least for the birthday. I'm just
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to pass and have a good time.
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Well, you don't tell her. You'll never
know if she's cool with it. Name me one
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girl who has yet to be cool with it.
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All right.
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Here, take this.
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Brought me a lot of luck with the
ladies. I recommend pairing it with a T
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and... I tasted that. Thanks.
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What? I have a question.
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What happens if things get hot?
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I got the old compression vest.
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It's all good.
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Okay, but what if Missy gets grabby?
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You're nowhere.
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Relax, Drew. It's a first date. It's
happened to me on first dates.
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Once it wasn't even a date.
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Just in case.
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You're crazy.
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You're the one not telling her the
truth.
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Better to be safe than sorry.
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So close, yet so far.
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My mom will be gone any minute, and then
we can meet together at last.
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She's coming. Quick, do math.
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So let's start with the radius.
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That doesn't sound right.
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Radii.
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Have fun at the craft fair, Mom.
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Glenn called. He has to work late.
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But since we haven't had mother
-daughter time in a while, you're coming
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me.
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I should study.
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Yesterday you said you were done.
Straight A's guaranteed.
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That doesn't sound like me.
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I like crafts.
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Do you mind if I join?
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Don't you and Jake have to study?
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Hurry.
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I'll wait in the car.
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The warden.
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Well, at least you tried.
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Obviously, you don't have to stay.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Make a sock monkey for me.
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Yeah, shut up.
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He's not texting me back.
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I talked to him.
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What did he say?
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That nothing's wrong.
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He's just busy, like I said.
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Katie, get the door. I'm studying.
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You're such a lazy...
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You're such a lazy... Zig?
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Zig, I told him you were here. That's
why he came, right?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Come sit next to me.
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Dude, you only brought two bags of
chips?
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Don't your parents own a convenience
store?
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Uh, yeah.
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Brain fart.
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I, uh, I should have brought more.
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Oh, ketchup. Your favorite.
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Uh, Maya?
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I was listening to Superman's song, and
I was wondering if we should add
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harmonies? I recorded the rehearsal. Why
don't we see what Cam and Tori think
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while we grab drinks in the kitchen?
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Hmm.
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Wasn't the latest man.
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He'd just come along and scoop him up
under his arm like that.
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Quick as a cat in the jungle.
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But Clark Kent, now there was a real
chance.
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He would not be copping around in no
jungle gate.
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Missy, hey.
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Hey, Adam.
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You want to go for a walk or something?
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Sure. There's this vintage store here I
want to check out. Get something to wear
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for Battle of the Banns.
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Did you hear they announced a major
celebrity guest judge for tomorrow?
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Who? Chaz Bono. He's there on his book
tour and he agreed to do it.
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No way. The Chaz Bono? Yeah. My mom
talks about him. He used to be a she on
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Sunny and Cher show or something.
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That's cool.
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Oh, here it is.
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There's something different about you.
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Oh, yeah? Yeah, you're not like other
guys.
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How so?
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I don't know. You're polite.
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Relax.
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It's a good thing.
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Okay, look, I didn't know that they were
going to be here.
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Makes me feel much better.
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I needed to be alone with you.
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How thick is your skull?
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Nothing can happen between us. I know
you can't, all right?
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I just need to tell you that...
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After exams and the battle to ban, I'm
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going to break up with Tori.
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No, no, no, no. Right.
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You told me to be nice to Tori, and it's
not nice to be with her when I like
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you. Zig, you can't do that to her.
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I can't lie anymore.
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How's the dress?
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Ridiculously tight.
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I might need some help zipping up. Do
you mind?
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Not at all.
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Um, should I cover my eyes, or...? You
can uncover your eyes.
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Who's that?
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You tell me.
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Letters on map, you keep pestering.
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Oh, he dropped your phone.
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Um,
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is this yours?
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Look how
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fast I'm going. Look how fast I'm going
right now.
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Like a race car.
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Jake, come back. They're coming, man.
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Hey, Jake, could you help us unload the
car?
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Eli, you're still here.
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And, Jake, you've got skates on. This
isn't weird at all.
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Yeah, well, we finished studying and
decided to chill.
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You smoke weed again?
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A bit, yes.
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My mom is on her way in. If she catches
you high, go upstairs and splash some
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water on your face and hide in my
bedroom.
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Okay, seriously, stop screaming. Kate's
in the house again.
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They're going to muck up the floors.
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Did he like our home?
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Yes.
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Wasn't that fun, Claire?
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I don't know which project to start
first. Knit tee cozy or door hanger?
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Door hanger.
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Definitely a door hanger.
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Wait!
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Adam!
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Adam, wait up!
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Adam!
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I really don't feel like explaining.
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Dude, a pickle fell out of your pants
while we were making out.
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I think I deserve an explanation.
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What's a sitch?
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Sacadine?
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No. Because you know what they say,
something about the size of the boat and
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motion of the ocean.
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There's no boat.
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I'm FTM, like Chaz.
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Love, peace, and rock and roll was the
motto in my house growing up.
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It doesn't bother me.
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Are you just saying that?
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I'm having fun with you.
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And I have a thing for bass players.
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Especially when they open doors.
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You never told me what song you guys are
doing tomorrow.
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Superman song.
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It's a thick arrangement. Starts slow,
then kicks in.
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Definitely a crowd pleaser.
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Sweet.
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Listen, I should go back and pay for
this dress.
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When I get back, we'll grab dinner.
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The straight meat?
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The works.
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Hold the pickle.
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Don't go anywhere.
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Shhh. Sleep time.
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No, no, no. Not sleep time. Up time.
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You want me to go to bed?
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I told you to go to my bedroom. Come on.
I like your bedroom.
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How are you at jumping out windows?
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Hi.
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How am I?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm such a bad boyfriend.
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I got it.
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00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:23,330
Yeah. Yeah, you do.
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Mom, I can explain. Do you think I'm a
fool, thinking Eli around like this,
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right under my nose? I wasn't. Oh, so
Eli wasn't just naked in your room? I'm
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seeing things now?
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Okay, he was hardly naked, Mom. But just
listen, because I can explain.
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Is he a druggie?
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I'm not stupid. I know what this is.
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Eli is not allowed to set foot in this
house ever again. That is not fair.
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It's not even his.
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00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,250
Whose is it, then?
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It's Jake's. He gave it to you, right?
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Oh.
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00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:06,460
Is this yours?
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We didn't smoke in the house.
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Glenn will deal with you when he gets
home.
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00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:14,940
And take your damn skates off!
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Yes, ma 'am.
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00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,980
Two hot dogs, everything on them.
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00:20:34,890 --> 00:20:36,890
You've got to be kidding. Are you
following me?
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00:20:38,290 --> 00:20:42,350
I'm getting dinner with my dad. He just
left to look for parking. Better hide.
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Wouldn't want to be seen with an
abomination.
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Don't say that.
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00:20:45,590 --> 00:20:47,010
Did you read my email?
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00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:47,969
No, Becky.
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00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:49,210
I didn't read your email.
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00:20:49,710 --> 00:20:53,430
I don't want any more emails. I want you
to go away. Go far, far away.
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00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,190
It's not working.
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00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,590
The therapy.
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00:20:58,770 --> 00:21:00,370
It doesn't cure feelings.
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00:21:01,770 --> 00:21:04,710
Sitting there every day only reminds me
that I like boys.
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00:21:05,290 --> 00:21:06,290
And you're a boy.
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00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:09,170
Between the ears where it matters.
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00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:12,970
And no therapy or prayer will ever
change that.
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00:21:14,770 --> 00:21:18,390
That's what my email says. That's what
I've been trying to tell you. Oh,
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00:21:18,390 --> 00:21:19,390
starving.
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00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:22,970
A friend of yours?
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00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,510
No one important.
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To bend our will behind our backs and
hold it down till we say
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00:21:38,990 --> 00:21:39,990
when.
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