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This is the moment you've all been waiting for.

I rushed straight from volleyball. Did I miss anything?

You are just in time. High school battle of the bands are, from Bardale High,

Ascot, Mascot, let's hear it.

I spy with my little eye a girl checking out Adam Torres. With my luck, she's

looking at you. I don't think so.

And look at this, from Degrassi, where my son goes, whisper hug.

You got in?

We did.

You got in?

We did it.

Next up, four Mad Hatters with a taste for the lotion.

So, the last four winners to cover, so we should do Superman songs.

Yeah, our version is awesome, and people do like a good thing along.

Agreed. Just don't say it too loud, because someone might steal the idea.

Next up, from St.

Mary's, it's gritty country storytelling.

Told you she was looking at you. Is that why she told me to give this to the

cute guy in the hoodie?

That's you.

I need a study buddy

You all right?

Me?

Yeah, I just really hate Becky Baker.

Come on, man. Why do you let her get to you like that? Hmm, let's see. Maybe

because she agreed to enter a Christian reparative therapy program to stop

liking me.

I've been rejected before, but that takes the cake.

Look, just never go near that girl again.

Trust me, I won't.

Anyway, did you hear?

We made it into Battle of the Bands.

Oof, you scored a number.

Who's Missy? Is she hot? Way too hot for me. She gave you her number.

What are you doing?

Getting the ball rolling.

I got her voicemail. What do I do?

Leave a message.

Hey, Missy, it's Adam, the impossibly handsome guy you saw at the mall.

We should hang out sometime.

Call me back. Bye.

Like that.

J, tu as, il as, elle as, ils ont, elles ont, nous avons, vous avez. The verb is

to have, present.

J, I have, tu as.

You have.

Right. Okay, let me try again.

Tu es très belle.

Well, it's not going to help you during your exam, but... Oh, sorry, sorry, I'm

sorry, I'm interrupting.

No, no, no, no. We were just going over conjugation for oral exam.

Yeah,

if you're as bad as I am.

All right.

Uh, Toulouse or Pedro.

Future.

I feel like I'm losing sick.

That wasn't French.

Uh, what makes you say that, Tor? He's acting weird.

I think you might like another girl. Don't be silly.

Has he mentioned anyone? No, but whenever we're together...

It's like he's somewhere else. You know, he probably just has a lot going on.

Exams, battle of the bands.

Oh, I'm just overreacting? You're overreacting.

We should get back to verb conjugation unless we want to be here all night.

Heavy breathing.

Yeah, I'm just stressing over this calculus exam.

Well, just think. Once you're in film school next year, no more math.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Clockwork. Come in.

Time for Eli to leave.

Yes, Eli, time to run.

Claire.

Bye, Mrs. Martin.

In case you've forgotten, I'm 17.

Taking my boyfriend out at sundown is a little much.

Get back to your studying, sweetheart.

I'm all studied up.

Straight A's guaranteed.

Good night.

Good night.

Come on.

Oh. Guess my mom didn't catch you guys. No guests allowed. Path 8.

I know. Flame, right?

My dad said it was cool, so... Are you sure?

I was just... No, no, no. You are not allowed to watch Game of Thrones. We

to study.

Come on, one more episode. Please, please, please.

What was the burning of Washington and why did it occur?

It was an armed conflict in 1814 in the War of 1812.

Canadians attacked the U .S.

It's Missy.

Hello? Hey.

Tomorrow?

Yes.

Awesome.

Cool.

Perfect.

We're going on a date.

Awesome. Cool. Perfect.

Didn't give it away.

You were right. This is exactly what I needed to get over Becky.

Speak of the she -devil.

What?

Becky sent me an email.

Look, don't give her that satisfaction.

Delete the email.

Well, shouldn't I at least read it? Delete it.

Okay.

Done.

You know what really sucks?

Becky and I would have worked if I wasn't trans.

Come on, man.

You know that's not your fault.

What if I didn't tell Miffy?

You sure that's a good idea?

It's not like it's the only thing about me.

I want to know what it's like to be just a regular guy like you and Drew.

I need fun.

What, you mean having gender identity conversations on the first date isn't

Not quite.

Hey, whatever it is you're doing, stop.

Why can't I review molecules?

I'm pretty sure they're going to be on the science exam. No, dummy, I'm telling

you to stop being weird with Tori.

I don't want her to send you to talk to me. It doesn't matter.

You and I agree that everything will go back to normal. This isn't normal.

I didn't agree. You did. And besides, it's kind of hard to forget after we

This isn't a joke.

Okay, I'm with Kim.

Tori is my best friend. And I'm the big bad wolf. You don't have to be.

Next story.

Jakey, mind if I sit for a sec?

Jakey?

One half?

It's a turkey swiss. Uh, did you know that turkey swiss is my number two all

-time favorite sandwich after chicken salad?

No way.

Yeah.

Good, huh?

Mm -hmm.

Hey, have you noticed a double standard in our house?

Not really.

Eli having to go home at 8, and Katie getting to stay until all hours of the

night. Ring a bell?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

I knew there was something fishy about that.

Wait, just wait.

Eli is going away to university next year, and I want to spend as much time

him as I can.

So I have a plan, and you have to help me.

I do.

Our parents are going to the craft fair later.

You just have to call my mom and tell her that Eli is coming over to study

you. Then when she comes home, she can't kick him out because he's your guest

and not mine.

What do I get out of this? Very happy stepsister.

Okay.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

So, does this miss the email that you're asked to be in?

No. And I plan on keeping it that way, at least for the birthday. I'm just

to pass and have a good time.

Well, you don't tell her. You'll never know if she's cool with it. Name me one

girl who has yet to be cool with it.

All right.

Here, take this.

Brought me a lot of luck with the ladies. I recommend pairing it with a T

and... I tasted that. Thanks.

What? I have a question.

What happens if things get hot?

I got the old compression vest.

It's all good.

Okay, but what if Missy gets grabby?

You're nowhere.

Relax, Drew. It's a first date. It's happened to me on first dates.

Once it wasn't even a date.

Just in case.

You're crazy.

You're the one not telling her the truth.

Better to be safe than sorry.

So close, yet so far.

My mom will be gone any minute, and then we can meet together at last.

She's coming. Quick, do math.

So let's start with the radius.

That doesn't sound right.

Radii.

Have fun at the craft fair, Mom.

Glenn called. He has to work late.

But since we haven't had mother -daughter time in a while, you're coming

me.

I should study.

Yesterday you said you were done. Straight A's guaranteed.

That doesn't sound like me.

I like crafts.

Do you mind if I join?

Don't you and Jake have to study?

Hurry.

I'll wait in the car.

The warden.

Well, at least you tried.

Obviously, you don't have to stay.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Make a sock monkey for me.

Yeah, shut up.

He's not texting me back.

I talked to him.

What did he say?

That nothing's wrong.

He's just busy, like I said.

Katie, get the door. I'm studying.

You're such a lazy...

You're such a lazy... Zig?

Zig, I told him you were here. That's why he came, right?

Yeah, yeah.

Come sit next to me.

Dude, you only brought two bags of chips?

Don't your parents own a convenience store?

Uh, yeah.

Brain fart.

I, uh, I should have brought more.

Oh, ketchup. Your favorite.

Uh, Maya?

I was listening to Superman's song, and I was wondering if we should add

harmonies? I recorded the rehearsal. Why don't we see what Cam and Tori think

while we grab drinks in the kitchen?

Hmm.

Wasn't the latest man.

He'd just come along and scoop him up under his arm like that.

Quick as a cat in the jungle.

But Clark Kent, now there was a real chance.

He would not be copping around in no jungle gate.

Missy, hey.

Hey, Adam.

You want to go for a walk or something?

Sure. There's this vintage store here I want to check out. Get something to wear

for Battle of the Banns.

Did you hear they announced a major celebrity guest judge for tomorrow?

Who? Chaz Bono. He's there on his book tour and he agreed to do it.

No way. The Chaz Bono? Yeah. My mom talks about him. He used to be a she on

Sunny and Cher show or something.

That's cool.

Oh, here it is.

There's something different about you.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, you're not like other guys.

How so?

I don't know. You're polite.

Relax.

It's a good thing.

Okay, look, I didn't know that they were going to be here.

Makes me feel much better.

I needed to be alone with you.

How thick is your skull?

Nothing can happen between us. I know you can't, all right?

I just need to tell you that...

After exams and the battle to ban, I'm

going to break up with Tori.

No, no, no, no. Right.

You told me to be nice to Tori, and it's not nice to be with her when I like

you. Zig, you can't do that to her.

I can't lie anymore.

How's the dress?

Ridiculously tight.

I might need some help zipping up. Do you mind?

Not at all.

Um, should I cover my eyes, or...? You can uncover your eyes.

Who's that?

You tell me.

Letters on map, you keep pestering.

Oh, he dropped your phone.

Um,

is this yours?

Look how

fast I'm going. Look how fast I'm going right now.

Like a race car.

Jake, come back. They're coming, man.

Hey, Jake, could you help us unload the car?

Eli, you're still here.

And, Jake, you've got skates on. This isn't weird at all.

Yeah, well, we finished studying and decided to chill.

You smoke weed again?

A bit, yes.

My mom is on her way in. If she catches you high, go upstairs and splash some

water on your face and hide in my bedroom.

Okay, seriously, stop screaming. Kate's in the house again.

They're going to muck up the floors.

Did he like our home?

Yes.

Wasn't that fun, Claire?

I don't know which project to start first. Knit tee cozy or door hanger?

Door hanger.

Definitely a door hanger.

Wait!

Adam!

Adam, wait up!

Adam!

I really don't feel like explaining.

Dude, a pickle fell out of your pants while we were making out.

I think I deserve an explanation.

What's a sitch?

Sacadine?

No. Because you know what they say, something about the size of the boat and

motion of the ocean.

There's no boat.

I'm FTM, like Chaz.

Love, peace, and rock and roll was the motto in my house growing up.

It doesn't bother me.

Are you just saying that?

I'm having fun with you.

And I have a thing for bass players.

Especially when they open doors.

You never told me what song you guys are doing tomorrow.

Superman song.

It's a thick arrangement. Starts slow, then kicks in.

Definitely a crowd pleaser.

Sweet.

Listen, I should go back and pay for this dress.

When I get back, we'll grab dinner.

The straight meat?

The works.

Hold the pickle.

Don't go anywhere.

Shhh. Sleep time.

No, no, no. Not sleep time. Up time.

You want me to go to bed?

I told you to go to my bedroom. Come on. I like your bedroom.

How are you at jumping out windows?

Hi.

How am I?

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm such a bad boyfriend.

I got it.

Yeah. Yeah, you do.

Mom, I can explain. Do you think I'm a fool, thinking Eli around like this,

right under my nose? I wasn't. Oh, so Eli wasn't just naked in your room? I'm

seeing things now?

Okay, he was hardly naked, Mom. But just listen, because I can explain.

Is he a druggie?

I'm not stupid. I know what this is.

Eli is not allowed to set foot in this house ever again. That is not fair.

It's not even his.

Whose is it, then?

It's Jake's. He gave it to you, right?

Oh.

Is this yours?

We didn't smoke in the house.

Glenn will deal with you when he gets home.

And take your damn skates off!

Yes, ma 'am.

Two hot dogs, everything on them.

You've got to be kidding. Are you following me?

I'm getting dinner with my dad. He just left to look for parking. Better hide.

Wouldn't want to be seen with an abomination.

Don't say that.

Did you read my email?

No, Becky.

I didn't read your email.

I don't want any more emails. I want you to go away. Go far, far away.

It's not working.

The therapy.

It doesn't cure feelings.

Sitting there every day only reminds me that I like boys.

And you're a boy.

Between the ears where it matters.

And no therapy or prayer will ever change that.

That's what my email says. That's what I've been trying to tell you. Oh,

starving.

A friend of yours?

No one important.

To bend our will behind our backs and hold it down till we say

when.