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Do you want to tell her? It was my idea.

Yes, but I was the one who made it happen.

Mom, Dad, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm kind of under the gun here.

Bhandari, it's kind of early, isn't it?

Oh, it's never too early for a surprise, which we have for Ali, a big one.

Ali has been working so hard to get to MIT next year, we wanted to make her

a little easier.

Okay, you guys are killing me. What is it?

You got a car?

Oh, you know, my reward for having no life. Think of all the places that we

go.

Museums, art galleries.

Or, you know, somewhere fun.

Yeah, like I have time for any of that.

Do you still have time for a Jay -Z concert?

You mean the concert that you, Eli, me, and Dave are supposed to double date to?

I could be your date.

No offense, Jenna, but I was really looking forward to going with Dave.

I still want to go with Dave. But you guys are broken up.

Well, maybe if I bust my butt, I can afford one night off for a date.

If Dave says yes, they're Jay -Z tickets.

Who would say no?

I can make it. I can make it.

Great Raptors game last night, huh?

They didn't even play.

So are we talking again?

Well, we kind of have to.

Jay -Z.

I can't believe I forgot about that.

So you still want to go?

Won't it be uncomfortable?

Because of the hard plastic seat?

Because of the feelings.

There are still feelings?

Well, yeah, I mean, it didn't change overnight.

The left detector's still all work, no play, girl.

Please, just give me another chance.

It's a win night at the dot.

Tonight, I'm tutoring.

Volunteer hours, I need them to graduate.

But my parents got me a car, and if I do my English essay at lunch and I

scramble to do my history project before bed, I can make an hour starting at

six.

I'll see you then.

See you then.

I heard you're working on a movie. Whatever it is, I want the lead.

Tristan, you're a really good actor.

But... Eli, I was magnificent in the musical. People raved. There was raving.

You know I can do this.

To be honest, I have some concerns.

Whatever it is, I can do it. Acting classes. No, Tristan. Okay.

Impressions. I'll be back.

I'll never let go, Jack.

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

That's not what I mean.

Then what?

Crying on cue?

Look, I know you can handle the emotional stuff, but can't even handle

physical demands.

It's a zombie movie.

Please, even my dog can play dead Eli. But the lead is the champion of the

living. The zombie slayer, a true action hero.

Like Chris Hemsworth? Yeah.

They'll be running, zombies fighting, rescuing damsels in distress.

Eli, I simply must have this part. I will beg. Hey, Tristan.

I need an actor who can handle take after take of non -stop physical

Someone in top shape.

No problem.

Movie stars train for roles all the time.

I will prove to you that I deserve this role.

Am I making a good impression?

On me?

You're cute when you have the jibby -jibbies.

I'm pretty sure it's the yibby -jibbies.

But seriously, Imogen, this is the first time I've really talked to your mom.

I'm nervous.

I need to make a good impression.

You're doing fine.

I had to ask two different places just to get soy sauce.

Well, the sushi here is pretty good for mall food.

The spicy tuna is my mom's fave.

Do you and your mother come here often? We used to, but she had to go back to

New York.

I miss her tons.

Work? Uh, sort of.

She's under house arrest, but it's really no big deal. You know how the IRS

always overreacting when tax fraud is involved.

And my dad's there helping out, and I have a really great roommate, Drew. He

works right over there.

So you live alone, with no parental supervision, with a boy? Whoa, Natalie.

Simmer.

Fiona's has turned lemons into lemonade.

Uh, well, who wants green tea ice cream for dessert?

It's getting late.

Oh, um, well, it was really great getting to know you better, Miss

Agreed. Come on, Imogen, let's go.

Bye.

Okay, lift the first ten elements in order, and then we can both get out of

here.

Hydrogen.

Helium.

Lithium.

Oxygen.

You missed boron.

And beryllium.

Why can't I remember these?

Maybe this will help you.

Harry. He likes beer, bottle, cold,

not...

Overly. Fluffy.

What? Hairy. Hydrogen.

He. Helium. Light. Lithium.

See? You do the rest.

Beer. Beryllium. Bottle. Boron.

Cold.

Carb.

Carb. Carb.

Tunium. Thin.

Carbon.

Okay, well, I have got to go, but we can just pick this up tomorrow, okay?

Wait, you're leaving?

No, no, no, no, no, please. I have a huge test tomorrow.

Okay.

We can go over it one more time.

My first yoga class.

I love it already.

I'm so excited to train for my movie role.

Shut up.

No one said anything. I think Tris was talking about him.

Oh, your crush from the musical. What's his name again?

Fab. I didn't know he'd be here.

Hey.

Oh, hey.

You're in yoga club?

Yeah, yoga's my fave.

Okay,

let's

start with Surya Namaskar A. Stand in mountain pose with hands together at the

heart in prayer position.

Inhale, arms overhead.

Exhale, bend forward, hands touching feet.

Then jump or step back into plank position.

Breathe.

And one.

And two.

And three. Lift the belly.

And four.

And five. Terrific, everyone.

Let's hold for five more.

Are you okay?

Oh, totally.

I just don't want to make yoga seem too easy in case there's any newbies in the

class. And five.

And for side plank. And one.

Two, legs really strong.

If you can't support your body weight, there's a modified position.

Just put one knee down like this.

Thank you.

Five, belly to your spine.

Good. Okay, let's go from the top.

Let's stand in.

Tell me everything your mom said about dinner. You've reached the Imogen

hotline. To speak to the Fitzhabits Imogen Marino, please press 1. To deal

the dreadful Natalie Granger, please press 2. Imogen, come on.

Did I completely blow it? Does she hate me?

Natalie doesn't hate anything, except for my bedroom renovations.

She said she wanted me to move in, but clearly I'm a huge inconvenience.

So dinner went okay?

We ate food.

No one barfed. I guess that usually means good meal, right? Then what?

It's no big deal. Tell me.

She'd prefer if I didn't hang out at your loft anymore.

It's worse than I thought.

Fiona, why do you care so much? Because she's your mom and I need to have a

relationship with her. Why?

I barely do.

It's no big deal, Fiona.

Trust.

Hey, sorry I'm late.

The kid I'm tutoring is really struggling.

It's always something, isn't it?

Dave, I'm trying. It's not like I have a choice.

You do have a choice.

And you've made it.

And I've got to make mine. I'm not doing this.

Not anymore.

Dave.

Can I get the bill, please?

You can eat all these wings by yourself?

You know, I always pictured my

last year of high school to be fun, friends, and festivities, and now I get

work, work, and more work.

Wing?

I cannot believe I am pouring my heart out to the ice hound that trashed my

friend's birthday.

Why can't I be known as the icehound who saved you from losing it in public?

You're welcome, by the way. Well, thank you for listening, but my history

project awaits.

No, no, no, no, no.

I've been listening to you talk nonstop about having no fun. I'm not letting you

leave tonight without showing you a good time.

Dallas, I am not making out with you.

Well, I'm not that easy.

What do you have in mind?

How good are you at climbing fences?

Fences?

I'll give you a boost.

This is beautiful.

This is where I come to clear my head.

Feels like we're a million miles away.

It's a shame I forgot my bathing suit.

Who needs suits?

You coming?

Well, turn around.

Odyssey Carbondari?

Don't really care.

Chris Hemsworth would never do yoga. He does. I heard that's how he prepared for

Thor. But maybe I read it incorrectly.

Thank you.

I completely embarrassed myself.

Probably blew it with Fab.

It was your first time.

All you need is some practice and a new yoga outfit.

Because black is so slimming.

Okay, what's wrong?

Fab pretty much told me I was fat during our yoga sesh. That jerk!

But he's right.

That's probably why Eli didn't want me for his movie.

He wants a fat fill for an action star.

Stop freaking, Tris. It was one bad yoga class. It's not just the yoga class.

I've been thinking about this for a while.

I want love, and maybe I'm not finding it because I'm bigger.

What do I do?

You could go on a diet. Tori, I'm just trying to help.

Come on, Tris. Just try on the shirt. It'll make you feel better.

No. I'm not in the mood.

Retail therapy won't help this, Lardo.

Nothing will.

So, Imogen's mom basically hates me.

Hey, Jonah, you may have noticed we're watching a movie.

You remember what we discussed, Rumi?

Don't interrupt your drink, sexy time.

Hey, was that what you guys were doing?

Uh, no.

The other thing we discussed?

That's not pink Latin.

That wasn't anything Latin.

So, it's cool that I don't have a relationship with my girlfriend's mom,

Well, Bea doesn't have one with mine anymore.

That's working great.

Actually, it kind of sucks.

It's the news to me.

Admit it. It was easier when your mom and I were friendly.

Yeah, maybe.

Definitely. Whenever I needed help, your mom was there.

Plus, there were all the family events.

Sunday night dinners, game night.

I love board game.

Audra was like a substitute mom.

Seriously?

I bet she gave great advice, too.

She really did.

All right, it's settled.

I need to have a relationship with Imogen's mom.

I have to fix things with Natalie.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, this was fun.

That sounds like leaving talk.

Yeah, well, I should have been home hours ago.

You got some crazy career here?

No. I have crazy amounts of homework to do.

I'm fast -tracking.

Because I got into this special program at MIT.

I'm slow -tracking. Going to take a victory lap. Maybe two.

Must be nice.

It is. High school is as good as it gets.

Why rush a bend, Ari?

I did it your way once.

I even got myself hooked on these pills to keep myself awake.

I was so busy.

Well, can you hook me up?

You don't need pills, Mandari.

What you need is a balance.

You know, so you don't go insane.

Speaking of insane, my to -do list isn't getting any shorter, so history

project, here I come!

Jay -Z tickets?

I was online for hours trying to score one.

I'll pay double what you did.

Take it.

Seriously?

A thank you for cheering me up.

Allie.

Allie. Allie.

What time is it? Time for school.

You overslept your alarm.

Crap. Crap, crap, crap.

We can still make it. You have a car now, remember?

Doesn't matter. I'm screwed.

My English reading, my tutoring worksheets for Cam.

God, my history project. I should have never taken a night off.

I guess your date went well with Dave.

Actually, quite the opposite. He pretty much dumped me all over again. It was

terrible. Then who kept you out so late last night?

Dallas.

Mike Dallas?

You're into him now?

Are you kidding me? I don't have time to be into anybody, especially if I fall

asleep instead of doing my history project.

Maybe Perino will give you an extension.

Have you met Perino?

Hi, I'm looking for Dr. Granger.

Fiona!

Look, I know that you don't like my life situation, but...

I want you to know that I'm not a bad person.

I wasn't trying to judge, Fiona. I was only trying to be a good mom.

I know, I get that.

I'm sure my mom would have felt the same way.

But Imogen and I are a good fit, and I'd really like another chance to show you.

This week is really busy, and I've got the renovations at home. I will beg.

I'm beginning to realize what my daughter sees in you.

Give me your cell phone number.

When things clear up, you and Imogen and I can all go shopping.

A great way for us all to bond.

Uh, Imogen likes shopping, right?

Are you kidding?

She'd sleep at the mall if they'd let her.

Hey,

Tris. How are you feeling today?

I spent all night obsessing about your diet advice.

I'm so sorry.

Don't be.

I found the perfect way to lose weight.

The magical cleanse. A cleanse? That's a terrible idea. I'm totally in.

Guys, these crush diets are so not healthy.

First of all, it's not a diet. It's a cleanse.

Second of all, celebs do it all the time. Oh, celebrities do it. Then it

healthy. Ops, Maya, you're a stick. I don't expect you to understand.

There are safer ways to get in shape.

Exercise, eating right. That sounds slow and hard. This cleanse is fast and

easy. I'll lose weight, Fab will like me, Eli will cast me.

Everything will be sunshine in the unicorn.

Mr. Prino!

Just the person I was looking for.

You got a hand in your assignment, Miss Banderi? Um, actually, I was hoping for

an extension.

I'm not in the habit of granting extensions to people who almost run me

have so much on my plate. I just need a few extra days.

Days?

Plural? I'll give you one day at most. I have never asked you for an extension

ever. Which is the only reason I'm giving you the day.

Just have it on my desk first thing in the morning.

Drive a little more carefully, okay?

I'm dead.

I'll never get that assignment done in time.

I need more hours in the day.

You could always give up sleeping.

Hey, Dallas?

I need a favor.

Welcome to our first cleanse vlog. With your support, we're going to lose seven

pounds in seven days.

Now, all we're going to consume for the next week is a lemonade made of water,

lemon juice, brown sugar,

and oil of oregano.

That sounds disgusting.

No pain, no gain, baby.

Maybe this isn't such a good idea, Tris. Like, who cares about Eli's stupid

zombie movie?

This isn't just about the movie.

I want love.

And you think you need to lose weight to find it?

If I don't like myself, how can anybody like me?

Look, I'm doing this cleanse.

With or without you.

Okay. Let's do it.

The grassy's favorite fast tracker.

What the fuck?

Is this a booty call?

No.

But I was thinking about last night.

And about the pills you mentioned.

You do not want to go there. Yes.

I do. Last night, Cree did this huge backlog of work I didn't do, and the

way to catch up is to find more hours in the day.

Obendar, I told you how much those pills messed me up. I only need the pills for

a few days.

I'll owe you.

Okay.

I know a guy.