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This is exactly what we needed.

Are you sure it was all your idea?

Well, I am a bridge -building, peace -making, love -spreading maniac.

Yeah? That's why you punched Johnny in the chops yesterday?

You know, the olive branch is mightier than the sword, my man.

Dude, the sword can be easily...

It's going down

to Junk Town.

You ever take that call from the doc?

Yeah, it's the big G, dude.

Cancer.

Wow, man, that's... They're sure?

Yeah, I'm going to the oncologist today to find out what I gotta do.

I mean, there's a good chance you could beat it, right?

Sure, dude.

No problem.

Hey, thanks for aiming at my crotch, huh?

to thank you all for making the first annual Unity Games a huge success.

And a special thanks to the brains behind today's event, Gavin Mesa.

So everyone can proceed to their classes after lunch. Dude, dude, dude, dude!

You're our hero.

Check it.

We uploaded it this morning.

What are you doing?

Why did you do that?

So everyone could see you lay a smackdown on stupid Johnny's stupid

No, no, no, no. No one can see that, okay? Eat it. Burn it. I don't care.

whoa. It's too late.

It's already all over my room page video.

Don't kill me, sir.

So you ditch our game of pool and then avoid me?

You want to tell me what the hell is up?

I can't talk right now, Jane.

Do that. That's what separates us from the cave people.

You have been acting pretty Cro -Magnon.

Then let's just nip this in the bud, okay?

Quit seeing each other.

Um, do I get an explanation at all?

It's just some dude issues, okay? It's nothing.

So, that how you work out your dude issues?

I'm not the guy you think I am.

Look, I've known Johnny for a long time.

He got what he deserves.

But you've got your issues, so... See ya.

Ready for the Chuck Klosterman talk?

I can't think of a better way to procrastinate.

Oh, well, that sounds cool. You guys got an extra ticket?

Actually, it's free, but... It's okay.

You guys can go ahead.

I want to finish this.

What's the three -letter word for seven, eight, nine?

Okay.

Going to a Sound Clash tonight. It's going to be an abundance of ladies

Which shirt?

Wrong roommate.

Paige is the one with the fashion connections.

Yeah, but you got all the style.

Well... That one. That one looks like you're trying too hard.

But I am trying hard. Yeah, but that one says you're confident, yet vulnerable,

see?

Ooh, you're good.

If this works, I owe you a salad.

I'll hold you to that.

Hey, uh, what are you doing tonight?

Not much. Working on my shidoki.

Never really figured you for the martial arts type. Um, you should come.

I could always use a wingman.

Really?

No, I wouldn't want to cramp your style.

Are you kidding? Gay dudes are chick bait. And if the fish aren't biting, we

could always just hang out, right?

Oh, man, you are right.

I hope you're going to shower before class.

So, I looked up testicular cancer.

It's not a death cut, man.

Dr. Jimmy to the rescue.

They can treat this. It's like 80 or 90 % curable.

I guess you just want to look ripped next time you fight DeMarco.

Johnny deserved it, man.

Action equals results.

That video was posted as Degrassi versus Lakers.

Do you really think that helps unify the schools?

Why is it up to me to make sure everyone gets along?

I don't know, Mr. Peace and Unity Committee.

You're fanning the flames, just like we did back then.

Or did you forget how I ended up in this chair?

You know, it's easy for someone who can't fight to choose not to.

Having cancer doesn't give you the right to be a jackass.

Johnny, I want to apologize about the fight, okay?

Lost my cool.

You know, I'm loving the peace and love act, Gavin.

Look, we gotta stop this late -curse Degrassi crap, okay?

All right, look, who cares about that, all right? We're famous.

Dude, are you insane?

The video's out there and everyone can see it.

Exactly.

Look, this is about putting on a show.

When guys square off, people want to watch.

Great. I have better things to worry about.

Well, if you ever decide to man up, my buddy Bruce here is a bit rusty.

He'd love a shot at you.

Being

told

you have cancer is one of the scariest things imaginable.

But we'll stay positive and begin aggressive treatment.

First, I highly recommend an orchiectomy.

Awesome. Sign me up.

That means we remove the testicle.

So then you

zap it and you put it back in and you sew me up, right?

It doesn't work quite like that. Once it's gone, it's gone.

But will he still be able to, you know...

Give me grandchildren?

Mom.

Absolutely.

But you'll still need chemo or radiation therapy.

Okay.

Wait, what if I, um, what if I change my mind? No operation, no chemo, then

what?

The cancer will spread.

You could die in months, maybe weeks.

I'll book the procedure for tomorrow. How does after school sound?

It's time to get out!

My pictures are fading fast!

My voice is just a little pain in the ass! It's time for me to die!

What are you suffering for?

You're proud of some kind of person or what?

Want a show?

You want a show?

You got one.

Come on, Johnny.

Cameras are rolling, man.

Man, chill, all right? Sorry, Johnny boy.

Man up!

My room page video, sir.

I can't believe we missed a Johnny Loserface Smackdown last night.

Yeah, well, good thing there's video evidence. And now there's rumor about

and Bruce the Moose.

So, Gaz will step into the ring or what?

If it happens, we'll be there. With a camera and a body bag. Mr. Mason.

We don't appreciate people posting fights online under the school's name.

If you're worried about the reputation of the school, how about you go after

people who posted the videos? I am.

But if you keep this up, the police are going to get involved.

Jade?

They won't bite.

Really?

I caught your latest performance online.

Not cool, despite the new dude.

What happened to Johnny Had It Coming?

This is different.

Way different. It's like you became some kind of monster.

Everyone's scared of you. So am I.

Look, whatever your issues are, you're on your own, okay?

I have testicular cancer.

They're going to rip it out after school. How's that for issues?

I don't know what to say. Don't bother.

I have to show everyone I'm still a man.

Spinner, you don't have to prove that by bashing some guy.

You're a girl. You don't get it.

Like you said, I'm on my own.

I'm late.

Marco, how do I look?

Perf. Bang on.

Oh, last night, actually, we had the most killer time. Him and I... Uh -huh.

like him.

As a friend.

And does your friend know that you're in like with him?

What? First you hang out with Eric, even though you two are going nowhere.

Now not even gay Griffin?

Man, you really can't be alone, can you?

That is not true.

It's just that sometimes, Marco, you can get a little intense.

I can't help it.

I'm a people person.

Maybe you should get a pet.

Funny, Elle.

Hilaire.

Sorry. Back off.

There is nothing wrong with you and Griffin being friends.

From one stylist to another.

Maybe you guys should check this out.

Came into work. It's a huge sale.

You win, Mr. Unity Games.

Peace, love, harmony, all of that.

So that's how you man up.

Whatever.

Simpson's talking about calling the cops, so forget it.

You're safe, Johnny boy.

I want him.

After school.

Bring the cameras.

You're dead.

Great practice. The two teams are really coming together. You guys are free to

go. Do your stretches, hit the showers, whatever. I will see you tomorrow

morning, all right?

Hey, coach.

Got a sec for someone you barely know.

Jane, right?

Yeah.

This might sound strange, but have you noticed any spinner weirdness?

The day I met him? Every day since?

So you know about his condition?

Down there?

Yeah.

Tough, I guess.

So then you must also know he's on his way to fight Bruce the Moose.

Everyone's talking about it.

Look, Jane, there's no getting through that thick skull of his, okay? So maybe

if the guy gets the crap kicked out of him... That's not the point. He's going

to miss his operation.

Guy's a grown -up.

He's got to take care of himself.

He's really sick, Jimmy.

He needs a friend.

Or he could die.

We got a problem.

Thank you.

All our panels in section C.

Griffin, buddy.

Hey, you recovered from last night? Because, like, I'm running on fumes

now. Hey, Marco, what's up?

Just a solution to your clothing dilemma.

High in gear at Fargan Basin Pride Group. Here.

Cool. But listen, Marco, we were kind of in the middle of talking about, you

know, engineering stuff, so... Oh, yeah, of course.

You guys get back to bridge building. I'll just... But hey, we could

hit the sale tonight.

See you at the homestead?

The date? The plan.

The plan.

Cool.

Later.

Sorry.

Last time Bruce the Moose fought, sent the guy to the hospital. Then ate his

skateboard. Yeah, the odds are against you, but if you win, I'm looking at

something. What, people think I'll lose the fight?

Some teeth.

Maybe your life.

Not too late for the show, am I? Dude, I know what you're gonna say.

You got your mind made up, I can't change it. Yeah, then what are you doing

here? I know how it feels to have your body let you down.

Battling cancer is gonna be scary.

And you're gonna feel sick, really sick.

All I know is if you wanna live, you can't beat cancer with your fists.

Are you coming or what?

If you're going to do this, be smart.

Touch your face. Fist up.

You don't want to ruin that modeling career.

How was the sale?

I didn't go.

Because of me?

Sorry, dude.

This girl called. You know how it is.

Well, how is it exactly?

This girl called.

Come on, you don't get it?

Must be the gay thing. Oh, really?

Is the gay thing going to be a problem?

What are you talking about?

Oh, I'm just saying. Maybe we need to rethink the living situation around

Look, I'm sorry I bailed, but I did leave a note.

What's this all about?

It's about building a relationship.

It's not a relationship, Marco.

You're just my roommate.

Rise and shine.

What time is it?

Around midnight.

You've been sleeping for hours. How are you feeling?

Like a self -defense practice target.

I'm proud of you, Gavin.

Your dad would be, too.

Did they keep it?

Gave you a doggy bag.

Where's Ellie?

Still cheating on you with her boyfriend?

Yeah, two nights and counting.

And what about Griffin?

He met a new girl.

God, poor you.

Between my job and everyone else's love lives. It's cool.

I mean, you've adjusted, you know, to life post Alex and... Oh, the last thing

need right now is a relationship.

And, hon, being single doesn't mean you have to be alone.

I'm starting to figure that out.

Have fun at work.

Hey, get ready, hip -hop, because you and I are going to be spending a lot

of time together.

How's it going, precious?

Jane. Jane.

Wait up.

Jane.

So I'm pretty busted.

I can see that.

And limpy.

Yeah, Johnny and I got fines and detention up at Ying Yang. They might

the other guys for filming.

Uh -huh.

And what makes you think I'm not still mad at you?

Look, from now on, there's only one thing I'm going to be fighting.

Cancer.

I just wanted to see if you could say it.

So you made it to your operation?

Yep, with ten minutes to spare.

And you're back so soon, wow.

Well, most of me is.

God forbid you miss any school after a major junk -ectomy. Yeah, well, I do

chemo coming up, so I figured that will count as a sick day or two.

Jeez, milk it, why don't you?

Don't make me laugh. I'm tender.

I always knew you were, dude.

See ya.