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I was hot.

I was burning up.

You were talking about you never shot up.

Why?

Why are these Lakers guys all noise and all chaos all the time?

I can't say I blame them. I don't know how I'd be if my school burned down.

Only one good thing about Lakers coming here, they did bring with them a certain

je ne sais what.

And by je ne sais what, you mean?

Guilty as charged.

And I just need to figure out a way to talk to her.

It's like a zoo in here, every single lunch.

It's not just the calf, it's in the holes, too.

There's a fight almost every day. It's anarchy.

You know who we need? Someone like Rudy Giuliani or George W. Bush. Someone

who's going to take names and kick butt.

That's okay, I'll take anarchy.

I won't.

Yeah, can I help you?

Just put the bowl down, man. Stop acting like an immature idiot.

Look, I don't want any trouble, okay? I just want you guys to stop acting like a

bunch of monkeys.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, we'll get right on that.

Center, you are a rock star. Yeah, seriously, when are you going to get

comic book?

Just trying to keep the peace.

Didn't your career guidance exam say you should go into law enforcement?

Yeah, it also said I should consider being a clown.

At least I got options.

Gavin, I need to speak with you.

What's the school's policy towards violence?

Um, keep it to a minimum?

Zero tolerance.

You know that.

Why did you get into an altercation with John DeMarco?

All I did was step in and de -escalated the situation.

Look, I appreciate you wanting to take a leadership role, but you can't respond

with force or intimidation. So what do you suggest?

Stomp the yard?

The peace committee? Come on, Miss H, I don't even wear sandals.

If you're serious about helping the school, then get serious.

Fine, I'll go. I'll try to help.

Jane, are you late for class again?

Can you give me one reason not to give you a detention?

She just volunteered to join the peace committee, actually.

I did?

It's detention.

Get to class.

Consider it my thank you gift for all that you've done for me.

Darcy, it's beautiful.

But this sounds like you're saying goodbye.

It's just these after school sessions three times a week.

It's really cutting into my study time.

When someone hurts themselves the way you did, we have to take it seriously.

And we've talked about it, Miss Obey, over and over and over.

Are you ready to talk about what was going on in your mind before you cut

wrist? You know, any suicide attempt.

I wasn't trying to kill myself. I was sad.

Well, that kind of sad doesn't often just go away. It stays with us.

Honestly, I'm much better now. I want to feel happy.

I mean, I am feeling happy.

And this has helped.

Once a week.

At lunchtime?

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Easy, gently.

You're gonna hurt yourself.

Ah, no pain, no... Oh!

See, I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure your kicks are supposed to hurt the

other guy.

Oh, I think I pulled something.

Well, you're in luck.

Dr. Jimmy is in his office, and he's seeing patients.

Oh, yeah?

Is he a growing specimen?

Okay. Sorry.

Doctor just stepped out.

No, seriously, dude, I think I'm, like, backed up or something in the juncular

area. What do you mean, backed up like a toilet?

No, like I've had no action, idiot.

It's jammed up.

Boys.

Gavin Jr.

and... Okay.

I do not need to know the names of your nads.

So, I don't know. Why don't you take some?

No, the only medicine I need is of the love variety. From sweet, sweet Jane.

Mmm.

So, should we see a movie or something?

Sweet. Plan Academy 3?

Uh, they're still making those. I was thinking Scalpel, say Thursday

Don't you have a survey?

Nope. I've convinced her to spring me.

Is that a good idea?

Would you let me decide that? God.

I mean, gosh.

I'm sorry.

I'm just done with the prying questions. I want to forget.

Not so easy to do with therapy, huh?

Whatever. It's over.

Now I can get back to my life and my boyfriend and school like a normal human

being.

I'm glad you're feeling better.

I am.

Totally.

312, Chair L. Van Zandt. That's me. Proposes we move Monday morning meeting

act.

314, Vice Chair P. Isaacs seconds the motion.

Democratic process at work.

I can't believe you dragged me into this.

You must really hate me.

Maybe I just wanted an excuse to hang out.

You should come up with a better excuse than this.

Excuse me.

Can we focus on the issue at hand, i .e., how to increase the peace of

Oh, I know.

How about we just bore everyone into submersion?

Submission. And these are right. Why are we talking? Let's do something.

Liberty, come on. Your brother's in a fight.

Can we not just talk it through? What out, Liberty? I got it.

Well, you got an anger management problem.

All I said was that the grassy kid who died?

J .T. York.

His name was J .T. York.

Yeah. Him.

I heard he asked for it.

How dare you!

Okay, Liberty.

Liberty, okay, okay, okay.

Stop! Get off me, sinner!

You go home and get out of here.

Make me.

Gladiators, Hatsulakos is coming.

Come on, Rocky, let's go.

Yeah!

Keep being a hero all the time and we're gonna have to get you a cape.

Right.

Think Jane was impressed?

Yeah, for sure.

She's not going to be impressed when you're in the ICU.

Point?

There's something wrong.

That's my point.

And your theory about being backed up is stupid, okay? Yeah, you're stupid. Shut

up.

Look, Spin, I've had my issues with the junkular area.

It's not fun, and you need to get it checked out.

I know you hate doctors because of what happened to your dad. Look, I don't want

to talk about it, okay?

It's fine.

It's your choice.

You can either ignore an obvious problem, or you can be a man and face

Head up.

It's up to you.

I hope you all studied hard.

No talking.

Eyes on your monitors.

And... begin.

Can't believe you need Spinner to build you out of your fight.

Shh.

So, gonna take your new girlfriend Spinner to prom? No, but I might ask

mom. Maybe you two don't care about your grades, but some of us want to stay out

of the guidance office.

You know the rules about talking during exams.

Automatic detention, and I'm docking 20 % from each of you.

Mr. Simpson, I was just trying to stop these two from talking.

Fine, you can keep your 20%, but I'll see you in detention tomorrow.

What? That is so unfair.

Darcy, don't push your luck.

Bite me.

I'm sorry.

I'm so completely sorry.

Well, I'm sure you are.

You're also on your way to the front office.

Now.

Relax.

I'm not going to hurt you. Yeah, that's what doctors always say.

Feeling a little tenderness there?

Yeah.

Not just there, though.

Lower, too, like... Heaviness?

Then it's important I take a look.

Whoa! Whoa!

I came in for stomach pain and you want to grab my junk? What kind of doctor are

you? The kind that does this 30 times a week.

Just relax, let me do my job.

Stand up for me.

We're just looking for any swelling in the testicle or any change in the way it

feels. Mm -hmm.

How

long

have you had that lump?

I didn't know I had one.

You didn't notice anything odd?

Yeah, I did, but I didn't want to.

That lump could be any number of things. Cyst, infection, tumor.

Tumor? You mean like cancer?

Don't be alarmed.

We won't know anything until we've run some tests.

Hey, man.

Did you test the Raptors last night?

What the fuck, sir?

Yeah, how about them?

So, is your phone broken? Because I called you like five times.

What happened at the doctor's?

It was a total freak show, man. This lard -ass ate a box of donuts.

Really? And then there was this other dude who reeked of onions and horse pee.

That's nasty.

So, the doctor had nothing to say, though.

She said I could maybe possibly have cancer of the nuts.

Are you serious?

Serious as cancer.

Which I totally don't have, man. I mean, it can be a lot of things.

Yeah.

Who gets cancer at 18 anyway, right?

Exactly.

Oops.

Wrong guy, wrong day, man.

Back off.

Or what?

It's been... behind you.

What happened to keeping at peace, man? He got in my face, dude.

Look, as much as I want to see you kick his ass, I also want to see you on the

graduation podium with me.

Rise above, man.

Rise above.

Oh, come on, guys. Pick it up.

Relax, lovely.

Don't tell me to relax. You dorks are the reason why I am washing windows and

not at the movies with my boyfriend.

We got the whole detention period, so take your time.

Um, Mr. Simpson, Miss Ove can't see me doing this. If she knows that you got me

in trouble, I lose my freedom.

Darcy, you got yourself into trouble.

Come on.

If she comes over here, just tell her I volunteer.

Please.

I think Mr. Simpson's put you to work.

On a strictly volunteer basis. The windows were just appallingly dirty.

This is a detention period.

Darcy was acting out during an exam.

Oh. Guess we'll have something to talk about in our next session.

Thanks a lot.

I'm sorry, but I can't lie for you.

I've never hung out with a girl with such a pool shirt.

Well, I guess you've been hanging with the wrong girl, then.

What do you think?

Yeah, you used a bit more backspin. I meant my nose ring.

It's nice.

I like it.

You're shot.

You know what? Why don't you take it?

See if you can get it. Oh, not man enough?

Now? Okay.

Hey.

It's Jay.

Ouch.

Cold.

I was going to ask how your night went, but I think I just found out.

She's not my type.

She's not your type.

She's you with breasts.

I know.

But who would want to be with a guy whose stuff is malfunctioning?

Jimmy, Eddie.

Sorry.

The doc.

Ben, you gotta deal with this.

I can't.

Don't you get it? I can't have that disease, man.

When my dad got it, he didn't have a chance.

That was lung cancer. So?

Nothing the doctors did worked, man.

Death sentence.

Mr. Obey said I have to apologize for tossing the water. I'm so sorry.

Well, how about you say it again and actually mean it this time?

I don't mean it, Mr. Simpson.

You could have helped me, and you didn't. Now I'm back in stupid

three times a week.

Darcy, if you're on suicide watch, then maybe that's not such a bad idea.

I hate counseling, okay? I hate it. Why?

Because she's trying to... I want to get inside my mind. She wants to know

things. Look, whatever it is you're coping with, lashing out isn't the way

deal with it. And unless you can control yourself and stop... I was raped!

Whatever happens, we'll get through it.

It'll be okay.

Well, I'll start with the good news.

It looks like we've caught this very early.

Caught what exactly, Doc?

Gavin, I'm sorry, you have testicular cancer.

Now, I know it's quite a shock for a man as young as yourself, but I want to

assure you that testicular cancer is among the most treatable forms of

with full remission in nearly 90 % of cases.

I'm going to book you an appointment at the hospital's oncology unit where

you'll decide on your course of treatment.

But until then, if you have any questions at all...

I

think you and I need to go see Ms. Chauvet.

Tell her what you told me.

I'm not ready to tell anyone else.

That's it?

I

feel

like I might have been a little...

Too harsh with you.

But you're the first one who's treated me like a person.

Not some china doll.

Is there anyone else you can talk to?

Annie knows.

And Peter.

Well, I'm here for you, too.

Whatever you need.

Come on.

Guys, come on. Give it back.

Guys, come on, Toby. Come on.

Come on. Give it back.

Give it back.

How many are you going to sink them by, huh?

None.

Fucks a lot.