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That's very cool. You got me a new one. Thank you.

Well, coach can't keep the junior girls basketball team in line with the broken

whistle. That's true.

That's the logo on your shirt.

Yeah. Yeah, Marco saw it and thought it would be a good design, so... And an old

picture of Hazel. How cute.

It's just a class assignment.

So, um, where's the sketch of your current girlfriend?

That's all up here, baby girl.

I just gotta capture it on paper.

Believe me, Ash, when I draw you, it will be my masterpiece.

So, um, when can I schedule a sitting for my master painter?

Well, good things come to those who wait.

It's just that your model's starting to wonder if maybe she's doing something

wrong.

Ash, when the time is right, my canvas will be ready.

Okay.

But, um, just so you know, your model is ready.

So, Darcy and I are at the movies last night.

Clown Academy 4 out already.

Dude, how would I know? Darcy and I rock the back row if you catch my flow.

You and Darcy, for real?

No, no.

No, um, only in my dreams, which is why I'm just a little bit jealous of you and

Ash. Jealous?

Come on, dude, I don't see an abstinence ring on your finger.

Me and your friends, but...

We're also guys.

Ergo, we do not talk about our sex lives, okay?

Ergo, at least you have something to not talk about.

Look, this state's here, all right?

The mind is willing, but the body...

Dude, this shooting just hasn't been the same.

Physio helps.

Doc says it might happen one day, but the question is when.

Dude, can you think of anything else to say right now?

I don't know what else to say, man. It's hard.

Not for you. I didn't... Sorry. Sorry.

Look, maybe you're just too wound up. I mean, you are tense 24 -7.

Take it from Coach Spinner.

Just relax.

Let the game come to you. Don't force anything.

She's a brilliant future Spirit Squad choreographer.

Just the girl I'm looking for.

Keep looking. I already said no.

But you never gave me a reason.

You know exactly why, don't you?

If your sister sins, rebuke her. If she repents, forgive her. Luke chapter 7.

Thank you, Sister Cuckoo Banana.

I'm trying to say I know we didn't see eye to eye last year. This year has been

a regular staring contest.

I'm trying to apologize, okay, for last year. I was a jerk to you.

I may be the captain, but the squad is nothing without you.

Forgive me.

Please, please, please.

Okay, okay.

Everyone makes mistakes, I guess.

The team is going to be so brilliant this year.

Yeah, we should put a lot more focus on our aerials. Really?

Because I was thinking we should focus more on our cheers.

Oh, impressive transfer.

You've been working out without me.

Honestly, not so much. Just been on the court a lot, playing pick -up.

Coaching.

Easy guy.

Yeah.

Well, sure, it's helped your core abdominal strength.

Okay.

Let's stretch those hip flexors.

Okay, Jimmy, other leg.

Um, I think I'm going to keep stretching this one.

I'm just feeling a little stiff.

I owe you a huge solid.

Okay, what's up?

Something's up, all right.

What, the team's free throw percentage?

I had my lunchtime physio. I took your advice.

What advice?

It was very relaxing.

Uh -huh.

Dude.

What? Wow.

Oh, no, no way.

Ah, and here comes just the person you could share it with.

Catch you later.

Yeah.

Hey.

Someone's happy.

More than you know.

What do you say we get our sushi on tonight, just us?

A date? Yeah, sure.

So it's the occasion.

I just have a good feeling about tonight, that's all.

Go banging.

Go banging.

We pull.

We push.

We pull and we push, push.

Go banging.

Give me some. Go banging.

Give me some.

Do what you don't.

Do what you don't. Blush, blush.

Give me some. Some crush.

Some of that crush, crush.

If I see another mangled turkey, one more corpse. You know, final thanks.

But no thanks.

Who's Maya Jones?

Mia.

I just transferred here.

Okay. Mia.

Break a leg.

We're mad. We're bad.

We're gonna scare us.

We'll beat you. Defeat you. Might even try to eat you. We're nasty. We're

But baby, we're the grassy. Go.

How about that call back?

Well, obviously. The rest of you?

Show's over.

Me and Manny are talking to Beard Squad tonight.

Now that we've met you, we have serious world domination plans.

Get your butt to the dot at eight.

My butt'll be there.

It's beautiful, Jimmy.

Your eyes and your lips and the way the light hits your cheek.

It's all burned into my memory.

Thank you.

No, Ash, thank you.

You're my number one.

Before everything, it's all you.

You know, I was hoping to post for you someday.

But like you said, good things come to those who wait.

I think that wait is about to end.

My parents are going out later, and I was thinking you could come over

You sure? I mean, why now?

I should say I think I'm finally ready and able.

What is the one trophy missing from the Degrassi Wall of Glory?

Metro cheerleading competition.

And with you, me, and our new secret weapon, I think we're ready to take this

squad to a whole new level.

Hey, guys, this is my daughter, Isabella.

Isabella, meet Manny and Lucy.

Oh, my God, she's adorable.

That's your baby?

Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. Spirit Squad, Shmear Squad, I have to hear all about

this little angel.

Hi, my name's Manny, and you are just so cute.

What?

Wow.

You look... Wow.

I'm okay?

Yeah. Yeah, I understand.

You know what?

You should probably just go.

Ashley.

Ashley.

Ash, I'm sorry about what happened last night.

Or in my case, what didn't happen.

You know what? You should apologize, but not for that.

Jimmy, when a girl throws herself at you, you don't kick her out.

I'm sorry.

I just, I couldn't deal.

Look, it was a bad idea.

Jimmy, it doesn't matter. We can totally live without ever, you know.

Okay.

We cannot live without, you know.

I'm going to make this work.

methods. I've done some research.

Medical options.

I know.

That's why I made a doctor's appointment.

You're not making this decision easy.

Mia, up front.

Drop the palms.

Let's see a heel stretch.

Sure.

How about a back walkover?

Toe touch.

Needs work.

And wouldn't it kill you to smile?

What's your problem?

She's our girl, Darcy.

Fine.

Go back to your chairs.

Hey, we're going to try something a little different.

I was into it.

She was into it.

We were in the moment and nothing.

And the other time you had an erection, were you in the moment then?

I'm not attracted to my physiotherapist. It just happened.

I understand.

Jimmy, it's good that you had some activity. It just seems a little

You know, not there when you need it, there when you don't.

Like waiting for a bus.

Yeah, yeah.

Look, there are options for erectile dysfunction.

Implants, pumps.

Is that all there is, though?

I have to turn into some sex robot, wind me up and watch me go?

Well, implants and pumps, those are down the road.

First things first, we're going to get you on some medication.

It's in the pill that gets the middle -aged people dancing in the streets.

Well, it can be effective in some cases, yeah.

What if it's not, though?

I mean, I... I just don't want to be a

virgin for the rest of my life.

If this doesn't work, we explore the other options.

You take one, give it an hour, and remember to relax, okay?

Should I put some music on?

No. I like the quiet.

Let's see here.

It says side effects may include increased tension, muscle spasms, upset

stomach, diarrhea.

Great.

Now I'm in the mood.

Well, it says it could take over an hour.

It's been almost two.

Well, did you have a big lunch or anything?

No. I'm starving myself.

I just want to make sure this will work.

Maybe you just need to relax.

See? Isn't that nice?

Yeah.

It's her.

Just forget it.

It's her too.

I say forget about cheers. If we want to win the Metro competition, it needs to

be more about dance, gymnastics, stunts, pyramids.

Yeah, that's confusing. I'm even on the squad.

Captain Darcy's been giving me the freezy chills. She's a bit uptight, but

wants to win as bad as I do.

No, no.

Darcy, someone's missing from this list.

Everyone who deserves to be on the team is there. Yeah, right. Nobody deserves

to be on the squad more than Mia does.

Sorry, Manny. My decision's final.

Going down to grassy.

They're big.

That's even everything, JC.

What is this? You can't keep her off the tape.

You know I deserve this.

Or is this some sort of no single mom's policy?

Mia, your baby is a huge responsibility and we'll... Don't fear the squad. I'm

sorry.

When my new manicure meets your face, then you'll be sorry. Darcy, Isabella

daycare. She can be taken care of whenever I'm at practice.

I can do both.

How can I believe someone who's made such enormous life mistakes?

Mistakes? Unless you got knocked up on purpose, in which case you've got even

bigger issues.

Whoa!

Grassy chicks can't stop throwing themselves at me.

Mia Jones.

So Degrassi's picking up all the other school's trash now.

Hey!

Did you ever figure out who the father is?

Two weeks detention.

I know. Now I've got to find a new Panther mascot.

What can I say? When the school needed me, I pounced.

Yeah, well, that's great, but now who's going to entertain the fans?

I don't even think about it.

Hey, you grassy nerds.

If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open.

This isn't over.

Detention never sounded so good.

Corseting.

That's the same as losing.

Whatever. You going home? Because we still have that media immersion

We could just hang out, do some homework.

No lingerie, no pills, no pressure.

You know what? Come over tonight and get your stuff.

I can't do this.

in with miss h getting lectured i hope you're happy she's a teenage mother

with a violent streak and somehow you have the right to punish her she has

better things to do than wave pom -pom and you're just so concerned for her

daughter spare me i'm off the squad problem

solved well then i quit and that mean girl take over don't be stupid they need

you

is yours? You know what? You keep it. I don't want it.

I thought you wanted to break up.

I don't.

We just may as well do it now. It's going to happen eventually.

Why would you say that?

What, did you get your palm read? Tarot cards?

Look, if I can't do this, how long are you really going to stick around?

Six months? A year?

Why do guys only think about one thing?

I'm thinking about a lot of things.

What if I can't ever?

Then we deal with it. Who cares?

I care, Ashley.

I'm a virgin. Do you get it?

Do you know what it feels like to know that your epitaph is going to read Jimmy

Brooks, crippled virgin?

I mean, I can't walk.

I can't run. I can't dance. I can't play basketball.

I can't even... I can't even make love to you.

You can, Jimmy.

You can't. No, I can't.

Says who?

Who says sex has to be just one thing, Jimmy?

There are a lot of ways to make love.

I know, Raj.

I know, but this isn't just about sex.

This is about whether I can do all the things that I want to do.

This is about whether I can be the man that I want to be.

You're the man that I want you to be, Jimmy.

It's not enough.