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Take away the tiger piss from dead Jerry Garcia on the jitter. I think it's got

real curb appeal, Rick. I think it's magical.

We have to buy this place.

Wherever this Jew from Turkmenistan goes, someone dies.

You just tell him we've not yet gone to the police. Can you do that?

He's the one and only, Bart.

And all these other godless sons of bitches are gonna have fun. I'm about to

something really stupid.

Colt Mark Ford.

Short recoil, lock breach.

What's wrong with wanting more?

It's him.

Here he comes!

Josh will beat the battle of Jericho, Jericho, Jericho.

Josh will beat the battle of Jericho, and the walls come tumbling down.

Josh will beat the battle of Jericho, Jericho, Jericho.

Josh will beat the battle of Jericho, and the walls come tumbling down.

Josh will beat the battle of Jericho, Jericho, Jericho.

Welcome to New York!

It's a myth that acts of God can't be covered by insurance.

Talk to a protected sales rep today because it's a sin not to get protected.

Professional opinion, Joe?

I would never let a tiger in your house.

Can we fix the dump, Papa?

Good bones.

Maybe new floors, new broad loom. Check the plumbing. How much?

Your help, Jimmy.

We'll get it done cheap.

How cheap?

Well, look around.

Make an estimate.

Family discount just for you.

So?

Don't want to play?

Burn here.

You know, it's Sunday, right?

Cross malfunction?

Yeah, killed the minister instantly.

What about these others?

Poor Dudley got the worst of it.

You know, surgery as we speak.

Listen.

Nothing but the best, okay?

Whatever they need. Home care, private bed, whatever, okay?

You know, it's kind of complicated stuff to deal with on a Sunday, Dick. I've

got to make a bid on a house. You're right. I'm sorry.

I'll call Catherine in, too.

I'll be back as soon as I can.

We're holding a prayer vigil for the minister's wife.

Hey, what's the news?

Dad swears we can do all the rentals for 20 grand tops.

I thought he said cheap.

Oh, the wiring needs to be gutted. The wiring, yeah. It needs a new furnace,

too. Oh, tell him about the tiling. Yeah. We're not tiling. No, no, tell him

can get good tiling. A client in Ancaster, he changed his mind after the

No, tiling.

All right, we'll lowball him.

I mean, what if someone gets higher?

Nobody's beating squat on that zoo.

We're the only ones with a contract in the family and no sense of fear, right?

So what?

Ten grand under asking?

Better try fifteen.

All right.

I'll make the offer, and I'll let you know.

All right. You're the best, baby.

What do you say?

Okay, give me the phone. I'll call for you. Give me the phone. I got it. Give

the phone. Let me call for you. I get it.

I got it. By the way, remind me to give you my decorator's card, because she'll

keep you from making a mess of things.

What is it, Jay? I'm doing yoga.

Yeah, where? I've been waiting outside your townhouse for half an hour.

What? What, you forgot we switched dates?

No, no, no, we didn't. Just go to my office. We'll meet you there.

What? Ah, Catherine, did you not get my messages?

Oh, I was doing yoga. What's up, Dick? Well, it's been a terrible tragedy. Can

you come into the office?

Yes, yes, yes.

I'm working.

Sunday is the day of rest.

What better way to rest than to worship life on vacation?

Sunday is the best day to fax an insurance claim.

The insurance companies are swamped. First thing Monday morning and they pay

without question.

You could help.

I do help.

I am captain of morale.

First... Acting.

The Venn Foundation.

You had a fun time last night?

I did.

Okay, let's go. I think we've got to pack up, sweetheart. We've got to get

of here.

Can I push the elevator button? Oh, yes, you sure can.

So what is it with you and Eddie?

You smell like a bomb.

Oh, no, that's incense, Jay. Yeah?

Yep. If you had a soul to tend to, you know about these things.

Mom!

Yeah, I'm coming. Sorry, honey. One sec.

Yep, hello.

Hey, counselor, are you coming in or what?

Yeah, I just got my hand full here. I've got Chloe with me today. I got a

truckload of potential claims here that I need to run by you. This church thing

is a mess.

Okay, well, I'll just be there in ten minutes. I'll see you again.

There you go.

Thank you.

Bye, sweetheart. You have a great day. You too. You too. Yeah.

I know this is your boy.

Seen him around?

Maybe.

Does that look like a hit to you?

Tell me something.

Who'd want to punch a hole in me? No idea, sir.

Maybe something will come to me.

Got a card?

I'll be around.

All right, let me do that.

You meant last time I talked to Cyril?

She was bragging about jacking a little up our car.

She was supposed to pick me up, never showed.

Now this is messed up.

What do you want to do, man? Spread the word.

A hundred dollars for any tip to lean to the shooter.

This crime stop was named a tomb.

There's a big Russian guy.

How do you know?

I saw him.

Yeah? What did he look like?

Long hair.

Big muscles.

Like Thor.

Nico, I know these Russians.

They run this body shop, Tolstoy's.

I think they're big players.

How many of you ain't trying to play me, huh?

What'd they do to him?

They hit him.

Stuck him in the back of the trunk.

The trunk was real small.

Smart ass, though.

The rally.

CJ's got a big future ahead of him.

Come on, man. Let's do this.

What'd I do, huh?

What'd I tell you?

Man, your kid needs new playmates or a new neighborhood.

Who are you?

Mr. Rogers?

Sleeping on my couch and shit?

I'm just saying, kids should watch more TV. Shut up.

Oh, hey, Jimmy. I'm totally sorry. Can you come get Chloe and me? What's wrong?

What happened?

Uh, well, really nothing.

Chloe's fine, and I'm fine, and this has been an accident.

That's all.

Jimmy, your weed is cursed.

Hey, Chloe, you can come sit at my desk.

Here you go, kiddo. You can even draw there.

You know, you're lucky you weren't charged with impaired.

I practice law, Jimmy.

I may be stoned, but I'm not an amateur.

12 -hour administrative suspension. You're laughing.

I left something in the glove compartment.

What? Oh, you know, in case of emergencies, we've got to go back to the

Come on.

Taken care of.

Holy cow.

Hey, how's it shaping up?

Good. Just checking all the injuries and initial medical reports against the

church's policy.

We're in for some big payouts here, Dick. There's one that's catastrophic.

Good. Good.

Uh, Jimmy, I told all the, uh, inter -parties that you'll be visiting them as

soon as you have a chance.

All right? Uh, given the personal touch, you're on the side of generosity.

These are my numbers we're talking about. No, we're not worried about the

numbers here.

Bottom line here is love.

No sweat, Dick.

Oh, a whack of flames came in. You know what that's about?

Uh, yeah. Somebody finally learned how to use a fax machine.

I gotta get to the hospital.

Um... Thank you.

For everything.

It's bullshit.

We can't process these claims until we nail down why the cross fell.

Hey, baby.

What's the good word?

So we made the bid to the insurance company handling the sale.

There's no other offer, and they still rejected us.

What does Joe think?

I don't know, Jimmy. He's not here for once.

Okay, I'll ask him when I see him. I gotta meet up with him anyway.

Let me know when he decides.

Okay.

You know what?

This is bullshit.

We're getting out of here.

Church was rebuilt after a fire a few years back.

Someone cut a lot of corners putting it back together.

Without the coat?

Not even close.

Lucky only the cross fell.

The whole place should be condemned.

Is that good or bad for you?

Well, my boss won't like it.

Their policy doesn't cover shoddy construction.

Protector can't pay a cent.

Your boss doesn't like saving money? No, no. It's his congregation, Joe.

We'll hit the wall if we don't pay out.

You got a lot on your plate?

Listen, Jim, Jimmy, I can help you if you want to up your offer on your house.

No, really. I'll co -sign. No, I'll co -sign.

This is not a handout.

I want its family.

Come on.

No.

No way.

We're buying this house, not my family. You and me. You're crazy, Lou.

Isn't that like one of the primary functions of parents?

Helping their children buy houses?

It's the thin edge of the wedge.

He helped Teresa with her house and nearly lived in with them.

Okay? I need my own life.

You get that, right?

Yes.

Absolutely. I just never had a home. You know, I had a group home. I had foster

home. I just thought maybe we'd get a real one.

Yeah?

You know, I'll play dirty to get what I want.

How dirty?

You just say yes and I'll tell you.

Hey, thanks for calling me back.

Yeah, I need to talk to you about that church you rebuilt.

Church? New Gospel.

Oh, yeah, no, I was taken off that job.

Really? Yeah, something about money, I think I'm not sure. This is not

happening. Anyway, the minister decided he could do it himself.

Is it new to you?

Yeah.

Go on as soon as I'm done with this call.

Ah, Jimmy Byrne, man from protected.

A beautiful chair that awaits your inspection.

Don't worry, I have gorgeous rims inside. A gift for you, only a little

expensive. You know, you got a lot of company today, cork cop.

Nico,

cop's are here.

Oh, shit.

Let's not, Batman.

Let's not.

Oh,

smile for the man. Believe me.

Hey, if you get any bullet holes in this car, we're not paying for it.

The Reverend rebuilt it on the cheap with refugees the church sponsored.

Well, that'll let protect it off the hook.

Think it'll go Old Testament or new?

Could go Armageddon. The minister rebuilt the church using illegal labor

any regard for code.

There's no way we can pay out on this, Richard.

I had no.

I mean, the other board members and I were completely in the dark on this.

twigged that there was more money in the church coffers than there should have

been? No, we were excited by all the programs that we were running.

Oh.

What kind of proof do you have?

I got an unofficial look by a contractor.

Just have to order up the engineering study.

Okay, so what happens if we don't do the study?

Then I tell Denver you're in conflict of interest.

You would take this to Denver, Catherine? Dick, the church isn't safe.

Let's get an engineer in there.

Dick, for the good of your congregation.

It's fine. I'll tell everybody they can expect the worst. Thank you.

Thank you.

Is that a New Testament?

Old. Poor bastard. Looks like the book of Job.

Hey, cheer up. You did good.

That's Catherine Scott right there.

Catherine Scott?

Don't tell me.

He's from my crew.

Malcolm.

Afraid not. Sussman and Chu.

You've been served.

We had an agreement that we would never bring Stude over Chloe.

Yeah, things have changed.

What the hell are you talking about? Because you've decided that you want or

deserve sole custody of her?

No, no, I'm just not going to let your lifestyle endanger Chloe. Piss off, Jay.

Police report that I got a hold of mentions nothing about impaired driving,

I will testify that I smelled marijuana on you 30 minutes before you did this.

You have me under surveillance?

Chloe could have been.

Hurt? She could have been killed.

You're a hypocrite and a prick.

And you smoke as much as I do.

And you want to watch me bring your sexual history into a court of law? My

personal situation is much more conducive to raising a child than yours

Bullshit. Married, gay couple.

That's like the new ward in June Cleaver now.

Brad and I have set a date, and that is what has changed. So if you want, we can

go through the drawn -out and delightful process of showing the courts what a

negligent mother you are.

Or you could just agree to give us custody with regular and very generous

visitation rights for yourself.

Go to hell, Jerry.

Hey, Lou.

I guess you're still in class. I'm just wondering if you've come around in the

house yet.

You know, it's nothing to be on the market forever.

All right, I love you.

Hey, what's funny?

It's Papo, look.

He's one drink away from stealing the deal.

Nice wedge.

Isn't that awesome?

The leafy's like a gateway fruit to Papo's balls.

What? Everyone knows he gets them waxed.

Yeah, enough there, counselor.

Jimmy! Jimmy, get this man a drink here.

I'm just here to get you home soon. Jimmy, I don't think she said she wanted

go home. Really, Papa? Because that's what I heard. So why don't you go and

your hairless nut sack and dangle it in front of someone else's face? Really?

Nice and clean in front and back.

You're a cock -a -locker. Good Samaritan is more like it. You want a merit

badge? Nope, just get you a taxi.

Okay. What?

Man up and make things right.

Then redo the cabinets in the kitchen.

This bedroom, split it in two. Nice. Hey, that's perfect. You got a nursery

a baby and then a bedroom for another kid.

You said anything about babies?

Yeah, you're getting married.

Come on.

I mean, unless someone's shooting blanks.

Well, there's always adoption.

Why are you doing all of this without consulting us?

We haven't even said we want you cosigning, and already you're acting

house is yours.

Fin edge of the wedge. These are great plans for a growing family. They're

plans. The plans are just preliminary, right, Joseph? Just calm down.

You know what?

Forget the house. It's not worth it.

What do you mean?

I made my decision.

We're not buying.

Your decision?

How selfish are you?

This selfish.

Oh, it's you.

That good, huh?

What do you want?

I just... Last night, uh... Jimmy...

I'm a mess.

I'm a mess of a mother.

I'm... I'm a mess of, um... Aren't we all?

No.

I want to thank you for saving me for making this the day after the night I

slept with Papa.

I appreciate that.

You're welcome, Sidney.

Can I help you?

We're here to see Mr. DiMaio.

Hey, Dick?

Yeah.

Dudley. Dudley.

How is everything?

As you can see, Mr. DiMaio, it is not so good.

I see.

Norman, I am so sorry that I wasn't able to look after your brother through

protected. Yes.

It is unfortunate.

It is unfortunate that the church... brought Dudley from Sudan, and used him

slave labor to construct a building that came down on his head.

It is unfortunate that the only option left to my brother is to sue this

Well, you know, you do what you have to do. I totally understand, but also

understand that the church doesn't have much money. That is why you, Mr. DeMaio,

and the other board members are being included in the lawsuit.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're going to sue me? Our lawyer says all board members

liable. He thinks we will get millions.

Why don't we bring this into my office?

We are not here to talk.

Dudley just wanted to look you in the eye.

Yeah, but to sue the poor?

Dudley.

Think. Think of the example of Christ.

Manu. say to me on that day lord lord have we no prophesied in thy name

and in thy name have cast out devils and in thy name have done many wonderful

work and then i will prophesy to them i do not know

you depart from me hear that work iniquity

And Luke says he falls off the wagon.

Booze or pills?

Both.

He's a smoker with a giant password.

The best rates, the best service. Let Protective quote you.

I really need you to help me, please.

Please.

I really need it.

I can't go back.

I can't go back.

I've given you so much.

Min.

The way this is all worked out.

It's all mixed up in there, Jimmy.

Yeah.

Right and wrong, justice and mercy.

Smalls just wanted to do good works.

But thanks to him, the church is going to be destroyed and me with it.

It's a mess.

It's my home, Jimmy.

I guess if Protected could just pay out, the lawsuit would go away, huh?

Yeah.

You know something about the engineering study I don't?

No.

Just... The study has to go ahead as long as the church is standing.

Sadly, yeah.

Dick, listen to me.

The study has to go ahead as long as the church is standing.

Sometimes God helps those who help themselves.

What are you doing, Puddle?

I am cleaning up the turds that Yaro left behind.

Those piss -faced slumdogs will be looking for their revenge.

Puddle, don't.

If you start some sort of gang war, it will be bad for business.

I have been hibernating.

And now the Great Bear awakes.

Everything must change.

You don't know it because I had you do the faxing and the photocopying.

I won't do it again.

I killed the man for Yaro.

I would have done it.

You think you can just pull the trigger and everything goes back to normal.

But the bullet, it ricochets and no one knows where it goes.

You know, I have some savings that I could cash.

I never took money for any of my fires, not once. You know, I read your cases,

all those churches and temples and mosques.

You must have a real beef with God.

I keep the Dark Angel under control now.

Listen, Mr. Carver, maybe I could coax Angel out for just one more

church. Like I said, I never took money for a fire, but these days... I

could show you the cash to pay for my meds.

Happy to see me and the S for MSG.

Sit down, I got it.

Apology?

Forget your dad's plans for the house.

I'll tell him we're making our own.

We can live in it as is, tiger piss and all.

Yeah? Yeah.

And babies, not for ages. Not until you really want them.

Them?

Him. Or her. Or half a baby.

Whatever.

Lou.

Lou, listen.

I really need this house.

There's this guy that I was.

And there's the guy that I want to be.

And the house is the guy I want to be.

Okay.

Get my dad to co -sign.

You'll keep him in check.

And we'll make the higher offer.

Now?

Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Here is the church.

And here is the people.

All open the doors. There are the people.

Thank you, buddy.

Oh, reverend, please tattoo your ears.

And I've been long, but I won't do it. And I know it's not the truth.

Oh, no. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus.

Yeah, that's what they're saying.

Anyways, no chance in getting the engineering study done, so please get

money flowing as quickly as possible.

And I suppose we'll be paying for a brand new church?

Yeah, it's fire damage. It's covered.

Hey, Dick.

Another Sunday date?

Jesus, I wonder if they can call it lightning if it's a church that burnt

You really think Dick has it in him to get someone to do arson? I don't know.

Who knows what anybody's capable of?

Now the arsonist is deceased.

Oh, shit.

The guy died.

Oh, yeah.

Dick's taking it hard.

We'll get to work on those files right away.

A lot of good people are waiting on our help.

So, maybe... Maybe the departed

was doing the good Lord's work, you know?

good people.

We're waiting.

Yeah.

Nah, man. The way she was giving me the eyes, she was totally insane.

What eyes?

Those were the tits I used to buy me another thong.

Oh, man, come on. That's what that was about.

You really got to wake up, son.

Man, why do you got to hurt like that? You always hurt like that.

Howdy.

Is that Death Wish?

Do him like you did Zero, man.

Easy, Baccarus.

I'm not here to give you any more trouble.

This is blood money for the deaths of your friend.

Okay. Now that that is settled, let's talk business.

Business.

Easy business.

Hey, Double D.

Surveillance thinks some tune -bangers did a drive -by interrupt us. Target was

Russian. Maybe a gang thing. Maybe not.

Boss had to kick it over.

He's not Russian.

No, just some insurance guy checking out a wreck. Insurance?

Yeah. Why, you know him?

Oh, yeah.

Jimmy.

Jimmy.

What am I gonna do with you now?

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

I'm going.

Guess what?

We got the house.

Good for you.

When's the wedding?

We haven't set a date yet.

Trust me.

There's no rush.

Our Lord certainly has been testing us these past few days. Well, hasn't he,

though?

But why? Why would he be testing us?

You know, I think of our Lord's only son.

when he was tied and nailed to a tree.

And he said, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?

It's the same Savior who said that it is a blessing to be hungry, for only then

can we be filled. That it is a blessing to weep, for only then can we laugh.

Leave all the...

Pain of the past is treasured up in future glory. I believe all the pain of

past is treasured up in future glory. I believe all the pain of the past is

treasured up in future glory.

But I don't believe you, Lord!

neither sorrow nor crying, and there shall be no more pain.

For all these former things are passed away.

Amen.

Amen.

There

is

a fountain... You ever think about it?

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