All language subtitles for The Division s04e02 Skips and Stones

I thought Nate and Raina were meeting us
here. They've taken out the back.

Relax, our suspect's not due home for an
hour.

Hey.

Hey.

I practice be blocked off like you ask.

Oh, this guy.

You think he's a cat burglar?

His name's Grant Coleman.

Magda got a tip about an hour ago from a
woman who says he's the one.

She and Jenny must be relieved.

Relieved? Five robberies in two months,
a haul of over $3 million in jewelry and

valuables, and she and Jenny don't have
a single fingerprint, trademark, or

hair?

It's like the guy's a ghost. Should I be
relieved?

You know what, Randy? You should tell
Jenny that.

Good idea, Nate.

Then I can go play in traffic.

Why is this guy Coleman still in town
anyway? He must know we're on him by

You know, I saw this thing on TV about
tiger sharks.

They find a rich feeding ground. They
eat until everything is gone.

You think this anonymous tip is legit?

I don't know.

All right, let's go before this guy is
gone.

Don't call me home early.

We're coming around, Pat.

Now, what the hell you think you're
doing? Get down on the ground.

I can't believe you guys.

First, you ruined my gig, and now you
want me to ruin my outfit? No thanks. On

the ground.

Half as clear as just her.

Reaching... Joe Miller, bail
enforcement.

Bounty hunter?

Bounty hunting?

Gift tracing?

Pugitive recovery? Or just general bug
kicking?

Whatever you want to call it, I'm there.

So I guess Grant's gone.

Where do you morons think he went?

You cannot arrest me. I'm duly licensed
to recover fugitives in the state of

California. Yeah? How about obstruction?

Oh, in case you hadn't heard, I'm
allowed to knock down the perp's door.

Grant signed away his rights when he got
a bail bond. You have to know the guy

at home before you go in and wreck the
place. I thought I saw him go in there.

You're impersonating a police officer.
That's a family enforcement agent.

You have to notify us six hours ahead of
apprehension. Yeah, I'm 12 hours ahead.

That's Deborah Jo Miller, bounty hunter.

There is no hunting like the hunting of
man.

And when you have hunted armed men long
enough, you never care for anything

else.

I love Hemingway.

Failure to notify arrestor.

You look great.

Thanks. You too.

So,

how you been?

Busy.

I'm busy.

You know, the job.

Look, Lewis, I feel bad about how it
ended.

Oh, no, no, no. I didn't come here to
talk about this. Well, I don't want you

feel like I rejected you.

You did reject me.

The job.

I don't want to pick a fight, honest to
God. I just can't bear to tell you that

your... your granddaughter has come into
town.

Say hi, Katie Ann.

Say hi to Grandma.

Yeah, come on. That girl? Yeah.

Oh, boy.

Katie Ann.

Sweetie.

Do you remember me?

Hey, look, we're all friends here.

Despite you arresting me on a complete
technicality, why don't you tell me what

you have in the dinner thief, I'll tell
you what I got, okay?

Yeah, you tell us what you have and we
won't put you in jail.

Dinner thief?

Yeah.

He usually hits while the victims are
home, like during dinner, you know, and

that way the alarm's off, nobody's in
the master bedroom where the valuables

are, it's pretty bold.

Here's the deal.

You keep talking, we cut you loose.

Grant Coleman.

No, his name's not Coleman. It's
Coltrane.

Grant Coltrane.

42.

He likes silk shirts, Italian suede, 24
-karat gold settings, you know. He's

standing trial in Colorado on a bunch of
burglary charges.

What about accomplices? I mean, some of
ours have to be inside jobs.

No, just inside information.

Which it gets from cozying up to
architects and jewelry store owners,

trainers. They're all women, all head
over heels for a charmer like Grant.

They don't even realize they've given
away their friends' and clients' floor

plans until the houses get robbed.

It's pathetic, isn't it? What lonely
women will do.

We figure he's been here for about four
months.

How long's he been FTA in Colorado?

Mr. Coltrane failed to appear in court
five months, 27 days ago.

So the court revokes his bond in three
days.

You're cutting that a bit close, huh?

What's the amount?

A million.

Yeah, bounty hunters get 10%. And don't
be so pessimistic, girl. I have over 48

hours. Except that California's going to
want to try him first. So you'll never

get him as Colorado in time.

That's if you catch him. If I get him,
I'm heading to Boulder.

That's against the law.

Cops, courts, phone companies, they all
have these rules.

If you couldn't lie, cheat, and steal a
guy's mail, you'd never find anybody.

I held up my end of the deal.

We done?

Yeah.

We're done.

So, Eckstead, may the best woman win.

Yeah.

I think she looks more and more like a
man all the time.

Don't you? Yeah. Where is she? Is she
with you?

Actually, no, she's in New York. Why?

Where's the girlfriend?

Lewis?

She and Joe broke up.

It was ugly.

She broke Amanda's heart.

I never liked her.

Kate.

Amanda called me three days ago.

She was in a bad place.

You have to understand something.

Katie Ann was speaking her head off.
Amanda couldn't stop her. She was

crazy. She was telling me she was going
to be a bad mother.

I told her to come to me.

To you.

Why New York?

She just drop off the baby and split?

No, she left Katie Ann with her
grandfather to pursue a job opportunity.

No, this is a new restaurant job in
Manhattan.

She's going to be a sous -sous.

Yeah, she's going to be a sous -chef.

Or something.

It's a five -star place. It's a great,
great opportunity.

You encouraged her?

Of course you did.

She knew you would.

Why didn't you call me?

Truth is, Amanda didn't want to
disappoint you again.

Didn't want to hear your disapproval.
So, I'm the bad cop again. It's okay.

used to it.

Makes it easier on everyone.

Katie, look.

Amanda was wrong not to tell you, and so
was I.

Katie Ann needs all the family that she
can get.

All the love that she can get.

Come in.

There you are, Katie Ann.

My baby.

My baby.

Meet Grant Coltrane.

Hey, Captain.

How's your granddaughter?

Oh, she's just great.

She's presently at my house with my ex
-husband and my daughter's lesbian ex

-lover who suddenly has to visit her and
my house is so high. Wow.

What are those?

Mugshots and surveillance from Colorado.

I can see why these women are falling
for him.

Isn't he hot?

I mean, it's too bad that he turned to
crime.

Cat. We've traced the anonymous tip
Magda got this morning to a cell site in

financial district. Cell foot, that's
three square blocks of office buildings.

Tall ones with many people.

Well, the tipster was a woman, right?
What if it's one of the women that

Coltrane dupes for inside information?

One who figured out her boyfriend loved
her for her mind and not her body.

Why don't you cross -reference all the
businesses in the cell site area with

antique stores and jewelers and...

Real estate.

Anyone high -end enough to get inside
the victim's homes.

Hey, Cap, how about the victims? I mean,
maybe one of them will know them now

that we finally have some photos.

Well, get on it. We need all the leads
we can get.

Captain, I just want to apologize for
being unprofessional and making that

remark about Grant Coltrane.

No need to apologize.

Man's a fox.

What makes you think I would know this
man? Miss Aaron, we've done some

checking. You do real estate.

One of the nicest homes in San
Francisco.

The victims of two of the last five
robberies know you.

They're friends of yours. You've sold
houses in their neighborhoods.

Yeah, it's terrible what's happened to
them. It's awful.

But I'm sorry, I am not the person who
made a phone call to the police.

Alarm systems, floor plans, gossip about
who wears what jewelry, when the next

party is.

Come on, you gave it all to him, Miss
Aaron. You drew arrows right to his

victim's houses.

Now, Miss Aaron, please don't make this
any worse by trying to protect this man.

He gave you a line, didn't he?

He posed as some rich hotshot trying to
buy a house.

I'm sorry, I don't know this man.

Maybe he posed as something else, huh?

Did he tell you he loved you?

Maybe you knew better. You knew it would
never work out, but you...

Didn't want to think about that because
you wanted so badly for it to be true.

Come on, Miss Erin.

Why don't you tell us the truth?

He said he was looking for a house in
the two to three range.

Million.

It was very funny.

Charming.

And a good dancer.

I love to dance.

But yes, I should have known.

And then last week I did.

I had his cell phone number, and I had
invited him to a party, and he hadn't

responded, so I called it, and it was
disconnected.

And then Irina Heslop got robbed over
the weekend, and suddenly I knew it was

Grant. I knew it.

Why don't you tell us about this party?

It's a cocktail party for Mandy
Emberley, the dotcommer.

Oh, but I can't go now. I'm too upset.

What do you mean? It's today?

Yeah. Did Grant ever ask you about Mrs.
Emberley's valuables or her house?

Oh, God, we were discussing what
security system Grant wanted in his new

and I mentioned Mandy's alarm. I
recommended that system to her, but, oh,

was weeks ago. What time does this climb
back start?

4 .30.

He's robbed half a dozen houses and not
even one victim's seen him.

I know.

Hey, Jen, do you, uh, pay your rent on
time?

Yeah.

And I guess it's not your landlord
following us.

You know, Miller, you are inches away
from interfering with an investigation.

No luck with the victims, huh?

Do you really think we're going to tell
you? He grabs too good for that. He

never cases a house in daylight. The
victims never see him.

Yeah. Thanks for the heads up.

Ginny, we got to go.

Yeah. Stay out of our way.

You know what? Your surveillance
technique sucks.

Uniforms are on the way. How's Coltrane
getting past the 10 -foot fence, lock

gate, and two guard dogs?

Especially in broad daylight.

Let's go find out. All right, we'll
start around back.

I'm Agent Miller.

How did you find us?

Guess my surveillance technique
improved.

You know what? You just stay with us,
all right? You don't leave my sight.

Help me.

You are not going to school without me.

You're kidding.

Inspectors, I have to tell you, I have
12 people here for cocktails.

I mean, the odds of somebody burgling my
bedroom are pretty non -existent.

Angie, will you fill the water glasses?

Sure, Miss D. No problem.

Mrs. Emerly, we should go up, just in
case. For your safety, ma 'am.

First door on the right.

Thank you.

We're too late.

Don't touch anything.

Don't talk about me.

Nate! He's gone. He was definitely here.
Any sign of him? No.

No, there's nothing.

Raina, anything?

Nothing. Did they get it?

My diamond necklace, did they get it?

I'm afraid so.

No, no, that's the decoy.

Decoy? Yes, standard procedure in the
Better Homes inspector. You've got one

safe for the paste jewelry and another
for the real thing.

Yeah, I knew this thing would come in
handy.

It took me six hours to install it.

And let me tell you, this necklace is
exquisite.

30 .2 carats, 30 stone, D color, 1F
clarity.

Hmm. How much?

Oh, a million two.

Oh, my God, it's gone.

I hate this guy.

Welcome to my world.

You know, the mayor is very interested
in this case.

Likewise, the insurance companies.
They've upped the reward three times.

know what? I want this guy. Because he's
making fools out of us? Because he's

making fools out of us.

Please tell me that's not true.

Crime scenes lifted some fingerprints
off of Emberley's back gate, but they're

not called drinks.

Those belong to one of the caterers from
the other day. We got her interrogation

one. Raina and I let her sweat a little
bit. I'll let you know when it goes.

Captain, it's the chief again.

Tell him I'll call him back.

He sounds kind of mad. I know what he
sounds like. He's called six times today

already. What about the cell phone
number the real estate agent gave us

yesterday? We're doing a search.

Nothing's jumping out right now, but
we're still trying. You know what,

Coltrane probably changes his cell phone
numbers like he changes his underwear.

So who knows what else is out there.

I was at the house heating up crab
cakes.

Miss Emberley, she loves her crab cakes,
so of course my fingerprints are there.

No, Angie, not at the house.

And not at the front gate, the gate you
guys used.

The back gate.

The back gate.

Oh, right. Yeah, I had to unload another
case of Chardonnay from the truck, so I

guess I must have used that gate.

You didn't use the back gate for that,
Angie.

The catering truck was inside the
grounds all day.

Okay. Think we will have to charge her
as a principal?

I don't know. If it's aiding and
abetting, then she'll have to get the

thing he does.

Wait, like 15 years?

Oh, no.

20. Easy.

How old are you, Angie? 24.

Okay,

it was this guy Gary. Gary who?

I don't know. He's a photographer. He
just wanted to get a couple of shops at

the party just to sell to the magazine.

Miss Emberley was in Harper's Bazaar
last month, you know. Okay, so you

the gate for this Gary so he can sneak
in.

Well, he gave me $500, and I figured
it's just... Stupid gate? What's the

Angie, the harm is a million dollars in
stolen jewelry.

That's him.

That's Gary.

Look, I was... Please, I was just short
on rent this month. I didn't mean to

hurt anybody. Please?

Well, I don't know. I mean, you help us
out.

We can maybe talk to the DA and explain
your situation.

But we'd leave something to tell her,
Angie.

A number. I had to signal Gary when Miss
Emberley came downstairs. I had to call

his cell phone.

You seen Miller?

She's here somewhere giving a statement.
Why?

I'm going to kill her.

What happened? I better come with you.

You never want to arrest a redneck in
front of his mama.

You're just asking for trouble.

And you know those really big guys with
all the tattoos?

Yeah. They've got tiny.

Little, itsy egos. Gotta be careful.

Oh, God, I love scones. They're like
muffins with attitude.

Is it true that bounty hunters can
really bring them in dead or alive?

Oh, yeah, in some states, but it's not
as good as you might think. The

always do.

What about you, Reynolds? How long you
been a cop?

Oh, I'm not. I'm a PSA.

Police Services Aid.

Uniform, different fads, no gun.

Oh, you seem so... I'm so interested in
the action. Why aren't you out on the

street seeing it firsthand?

You know, um, Inspector Exed was looking
for you. Ah, well, she is an inspector.

I bet she'll find me.

Miller.

Huh.

You know, it's been bugging me all night
how you found us at the Amberley house.

Oh, think of me as FedEx to your post
office.

I'm more expensive, I have a better
uniform, but mostly I'm just faster.

Yeah. You bugged our car.

I have no idea what you're talking
about, and that is not a bug. That's a

tracker.

That's enough.

Put your hands behind your back. Mac,
hang on.

What you got there, Grant's telephone
records? You tracking who he's called?

None of your damn business.

Relax. I'm leaving town, okay?

You're leaving?

Yeah.

You think Coltrane's dumb enough to
stick around after what happened last

I only have 24 hours to bring him in.

And I am bringing him in.

Portland's looking pretty good. He's got
a cousin up there, so...

I'm headed out now.

After you sign the statement.

I mean, after I sign my statement.

Good luck.

Hope you all find what you're looking
for.

Ollie.

We should have arrested her.

Yeah, sorry.

I want to beat her fair and square.

She lives in a hotel, you know.

I checked her out.

Miller?

Twice divorced, no kids, parents
deceased.

Been a resident of the Happy Valley
Motel for the last two years.

Not home much.

Probably working.

Inspector, I checked up on Jo just like
you asked.

Feet are fair and square.

She is not just a bounty hunter. She has
her own bail bonds company.

Isn't that cool?

Really?

So she's a bonds person as well.

Did her company put up the bond for
Coltrane? Yeah. So?

Million dollar bond and she's 24 hours
away from losing it. She's not hunting

Coltrane for the bounty. She's hunting
him so she doesn't go bankrupt.

Hey, we got a lead on Coltrane for you.

We can pair the records from both his
cell phones. Only one number shows up on

both lists. It's House and Civic High.

What the hell?

All right, come on, Joe.

He got the drop on me.

I cannot believe a little perp did the
drop on me.

We fought.

Hit me, son of a bitch.

So how was Portland?

Did you bug us again? After six months
of sweat, you don't think I can find

Grant's safe house. The guy made a
couple of calls here, am I right?

Grant Coltrane, you have the right to
remain silent and unconscious.

Excellent. Do me a favor.

Pretend that you didn't find it. Give me
a 15 -minute head start with the guy.

So you can get him to Colorado?

Sorry. I might not even make it, but
just give me a chance. Come on. 15

Just give me a chance. That's all I
need.

Ginny, please.

I can't.

Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to
go powder my nose.

Time for your neighbor to take a dinner.

Oh, great.

I'll feed her. Oh, that's okay. I'll get
you to eat it. No, it's okay. Really, I

don't mind. Oh, no, that's okay. I don't
mind either.

Here, let's eat.

Come here. Come here, you.

Yeah.

There you go.

There you go.

This is a pretty awkward situation all
around, obviously. But Lewis

and I want you to know that, bottom
line, we feel that you have a special

in this baby's life.

And you're certainly welcome to stay
here for a couple of days if you need

And whenever you're in town, we would
love for you to see Katie Ann.

I'm not here to visit. I'm here to take
her with me. You're joking.

You never wanted this baby.

You carried her because you wanted
Amanda, and Amanda wanted this baby.

I'd say a lot's changed.

Jill, you went back to Chicago.

You abandoned Amanda and Katie Ann.

Amanda was destroyed.

So was I. I missed Katie Ann so much.

It was very hard for me being away.

I screwed up leaving Katie Ann with
Amanda. I know that.

But I'm in San Francisco.

and I'm applying to law school here, and
I'm not going to argue with you about

this. You are welcome to visit my
daughter anytime you like.

You're not her mother.

You're a surrogate.

Amanda's her biological mother.

And if you're going to go to law school,
you ought to check out the law, because

surrogates have no parental rights.

Not even if they live with a parent,
which you don't.

Neither do grandparents.

And I'm in the process of adopting Katie
Ann. The hell you are.

Oh, easy, easy. You're not taking my
granddaughter out of this house.

Kate, Jill, please. Trust me when I say
I could have a patrol car here within

six seconds flat.

Go ahead, call. Hold on a second.

Both of you, please.

There's a logical solution to this.

Jill should stay with you.

Are you insane? Oh, what are you
smoking?

We all need to think about Katie Ann.

Yeah.

Grandpa.

She needs a grandmother.

And a mom.

All the love she can get.

All right, thanks.

That's where we grabbed our thief.
Belongs to a Benjamin Kale.

Upstanding citizen. No one has seen him
since Wednesday.

You think Coltrane's graduated to
murder?

Geez, I hope he talks. We didn't find a
ring, stone, or brooch in that house.

No, just Miller.

There's nothing you can do, Jen. A
million dollars is a lot to lose. It all

her ten years to build that business.

Yo, Grant!

Hey! Wake up, Grant.

Rise and shine.

What's going on?

Not all that.

Where's all the sex appeal?

Excuse me? I don't know. He conned all
those women. Yeah. I guess pictures

really do lie, huh?

Pictures? Pictures!

Pictures, like they take when you go to
jail.

That crazy bitch hit me first.

And we were talking, and she looked out
the window, and she just hauled off and

belted me. I had to hit her back. It was
self -defense.

Self -defense, yeah, right. You know
what? You almost broke her nose.

She hit me in the head with a sap.

She knocked me out. I think I got a
concussion.

You guys should arrest her.

What about the jewelry?

Jewelry? What are you... Wait.

Wait, you don't understand.

You got the wrong guy.

You know what? Where is Benjamin Kale?

Huh? Did you kill him?

You know, the only way to help yourself
here is just to tell us everything,

Grant. All right? So Benjamin Kale,
where is he? I am Benjamin Kale.

You're looking for Grant.

My brother.

His prints check out. He is Benjamin
Kale, Grant Coltrane's fraternal twin.

Yep.

Kale changed his name ten years ago,
moved to California to escape his

troubles. Seems that in Colorado, he
kept getting picked up by cops that were

taking him for Grant.

Well, for all the good it did, seems
Benjamin is smack in the middle of it.

to squeeze him?

That phone call Coltrane made to his
house, he was telling his brother that

was leaving town this afternoon, that he
needed money, he was flat broke, not

even enough for bus fare.

What about all the jewelry?

Well, he can't buy a car with a diamond
necklace. He needs cash.

And for that, he needs a fence.

Probably only half a dozen in the city
that can handle high -end stuff like the

Amberley necklace.

I'll get Nate Moran on it. We got
another problem.

Miller. Yeah, she scammed us.

She scammed us.

Wait, wait, wait.

So Joe knew it wasn't Coltrane?

She knocked him out as she saw us
coming.

Give me a chance to get away, I said,
yeah.

She's gambit. And she bought herself ten
more hours to find the real Coltrane.

Wow.

You don't have to give her bonus points
for that.

You were keeping score?

Yeah, you were doing really well finding
the bug and all, but this, this puts

her pretty far ahead.

Get that woman.

So, how are we going to find Joe?

Oh, we'll find her.

How do you know?

I bugged her car.

Bonus points.

You fired one of those trackers from the
surveillance unit, didn't you? You got

a problem with that?

No. I'm just wondering whether or not
it's against the rules to bug somebody's

car without a warrant.

Joe Miller's not big on rules either,
you know. Hey, hey, you compare me to

Not to your face, I'm not.

It's over, Miller.

You bugged me, didn't you?

Go on.

It's a tracker.

Captain.

Raina and Nate have a lead on Coltrane's
fence. His name is Tommy Garcia.

He in custody?

No, he's vanished.

But I'll keep you posted.

I knocked out Benjamin Kale in self
-defense. I'm more interested in his

brother, Grant.

What do you have?

Captain.

You might as well cut me loose right now
because you are never going to beat me.

Hemingway wrote, a man can be destroyed
but not defeated.

Probably applies to women too, don't you
think?

Old man in the seat.

Destroyed but not defeated.

So good for you, Joe.

Not being defeated.

False information to a police officer.

One year.

Accessory after the fact.

Six years.

Home invasion robbery.

Nine.

Great bodily injury. You can tack on
another five.

First degree burglary.

Ironic. That's what we'll charge
Coltrane with.

Six years.

Could try for attempted murder, but it's
probably a stretch.

Yeah, there's no way you're going to
make any of those, Captain.

Oh, you'd think I can.

But what I know...

The bail hearing, Joe.

What do you think?

Will it be hard for me to sell you as a
flight risk?

I agree.

No way you're making bail.

Again, ironic.

But don't worry, you'll love to hatch a
pay.

Coltrane has a fence.

Tommy Garcia.

We know.

Well, that was my last lead in San
Francisco. Talk about ironic.

Sit down.

Meet Tommy Garcia.

Good work.

Yeah. He has a meeting with Coltrane
today. He's going to buy some of the

quality jewelry at ten cents on the
dollar.

Great. Let's crash the party.

Coltrane's fence is wide and ready to
go.

They're meeting near the junkyard on
Santos.

It's a good place for Coltrane because
there's about four exits if anything

south.

Yeah, I got you six two -car teams for
backup, so get going.

Have fun.

So, X, there's something you should know
about this guy Garcia. He usually

carries a knife in his left boot.

Yeah, we found it.

Oh. You know, I was reading your bail
agreement with Coltrane.

You didn't ask him for any collateral.

No cars, no house, no co -signers.

I've been in this business a long time,
Max.

He conned you, didn't he?

Just like Beth Aaron and all those other
women.

Do I look like a mark to you?

Someone who's so lonely, she'd fall for
that guy's line?

You guys better get going.

And hey, the best woman won.

Congratulations.

We're clear, right?

So, uh, don't let her out of your sight.
She moves, shoot her.

Yeah. Well, we're still waiting.

But stay there because Coltrane might
still show up. We're following Ginny's

hunch.

Oh, you guys couldn't get enough of me,
could you?

So, where's Stacy?

It's not her fault I tricked her.

I'm sorry I let you down, Eck.

I just couldn't dick watching you guys
catch Grant after six months of tracking

him day and night.

It's just too painful.

Actually, Grant never showed up to meet
his fence.

Really?

Well, he is a social butterfly. I'm sure
he's romancing some other unsuspecting

woman. Busy guy.

You never have enough closet space in
these places like this.

Hi, Grant. Hey, Grant.

See, you've been better.

Yeah. Thanks.

Let's see what's in the bag.

Hmm.

You scammed me. We scammed you. We
scammed you good.

It's too PSA, Reynolds.

Cooked up a little plan with that. Did
you?

Sorry. She asked if she could go to the
cappuccino cart for her scone, and I

said no, but I'll be happy to get it for
her.

It's a joke.

We know that you caught up with the
brother right before we did.

So how'd you persuade him to give up
Coltrane at the motel? I can be pretty

persuasive.

What'd you do, stick a gun in his mouth?

Second thought, don't tell me.

So how much time am I looking at here?
Turns out you never crossed the

California border, so technically you
didn't commit a crime.

Sticking a guy in a closet is legal?
Only if you're a bounty hunter.

Our captain worked out a deal with the D
.A. for you.

And we gave your name to the insurance
companies for the reward for the

So that should cover your losses.

You're not going to go bankrupt.

You're welcome.

Look, the best woman really did win.

Yeah.

Me. I got Grant.

We got Grant.

Please. I still win on points.

Style points.

Style points, right.

All right, style points. Fine. Who won?

Oh, I'll never tell.

Well, I won, so.

Yeah, whatever gets you through the
night.

I gotta plan my next move.

Your next move, Joe, needs to be to go
back home to Colorado really quickly.

I got skips to catch.

Got a drug dealer in Monterey. Got a
deadbeat dad in Walnut Creek.

You know, I'm seriously thinking of
opening up an office in San Francisco.

Yeah? I see you again, I'm gonna shoot
you.

You too, X.

Is Louis coming by tomorrow?

Oh, no. He's in Atlanta on business for
three weeks.

I wonder if that's what sparks his
brilliant idea.

I wonder.

He's just like Amanda.

Tell me about it.

Here we go.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, it's my sweetheart.

Tomorrow we can start changing the
office into the nursery.

We can move that desk out, if you're
sure.

Oh, I hardly use the office at all
anymore, really.

Now I was thinking of painting it
yellow.

It's rude, but I never, ever expected
that I...

could wind up... In a bedroom with a
lesbian.

In the bedroom, yes.

My daughter's a lesbian ex -lover who is
a surrogate mother to my grandchild and

now living with me in my house.

And I'm in the bedroom with a straight
cop.

We should call Jerry Springer. He
wouldn't believe us.

We really don't have anything in common,
do we?

Just one thing.

One precious little thing.