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"Sometimes a movie isn't what you think.
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It can offer a different perspective
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or the solution to a crisis...
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so long as you can crack
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THE CODE."
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Orson Welles, 1959
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I can't...
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You know, I can't even remember
the first time, the last-- fuck!
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I can't remember the last time that I...
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had sex with my girlfriend.
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But I'm gonna change that tonight
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and I wanna get it on the record.
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This is Jay Richard.
It's March 14, 2021, at around 11:30 pm.
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ABOUT 25 MINUTES LATER...
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I tried. I tried so hard.
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Oh god, I don't know.
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Honestly... another reason why
I'm recording this is,
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she suddenly decided to start making like,
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a doc about us.
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And I know it's gonna be awesome,
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but I just wanna make sure she has
my side of things too.
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You know?
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Alright.
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What the fuck?
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- Hey.
- What's up, Jay?
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- Nothing.
- What are you doing in here?
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- Nothing.
- Nothing?
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What you're about to see is the truth,as I lived it.
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Celine Unger, March 2021.
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Isn't it crazy how like, everyone
is going through this...
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like together?
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CELINE UNGER'S UNTITLED
COVID DOCUMENTARY
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- Love you.
- Love you.
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Excuse me, please put your masks on.
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- Celine, you're not gonna help?
- I'm helping.
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You're gonna break our eggs.
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- Careful! Do I have to be filming this?
- Yes.
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You know you can fully take
your mask off, right?
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No.
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Cheers! Love you.
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Yeah. What's beautiful about this shot?
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Just your profile, the overpass
and everything. It's cool.
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We would have to get towed away,
if we didn't charge it.
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- Morongo.
- Stop!
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That's where you're from.
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It's gonna be great. We're gonna have
a nice week.
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- Love you.
- Love you.
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All these NPC cars.
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You think I can like download
this from the car?
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Seems like it would be mad hard.
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Did you know that America is
the Saudi Arabia of wind?
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Oh my god, get this guy. Get this guy!
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- Are you getting him?
- Yeah.
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Why would you wear a mask alone
in a convertible?
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That's psycho.
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Hey, lemme ask you a question.
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Okay.
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Do you think putting yourself in
the movie changes it?
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What?
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Changes it? It's my movie.
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I know, but a document-- Shit!
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A documentary is supposed to be objective.
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If you put yourself in it,
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you could end up going into like,
performance mode.
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- Performance mode?
- Yeah.
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Don't you wanna capture something real?
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Is this real enough for you?
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Stop.
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Celine! Shit! Stop it!
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- Am I acting real now?
- Okay!
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Put yourself in your own documentary.
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I really don't give a shit...
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as long as you don't kill us.
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Why don't you say that thing
you were saying earlier
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about our relationship?
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Does this movie have to be about us
and our relationship?
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Well, really good question.
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It's actually not about
us or our relationship,
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it's about Covid-19,
the Coronavirus pandemic.
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- I haven't consented to being in it.
- Consented? Seriously?
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Don't know if you noticed but we're living
through a once in a life time catastrophe
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and I just wanna capture
it while it's happening
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because one day it's all gonna be over.
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Good.
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Yeah, good!
Except we'll be so glad it's over
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that we'll forget all about it.
Everyone will.
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And that's why for this movie,
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every little detail is important.
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Okay. So you're just gonna
film everything, and then what...
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like, edit it?
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Yeah.
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That's what a movie is.
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Focus on the road, babe.
Focus on the road.
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- It's just giving me coordinates.
- Let me do that, so you can drive.
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Let me do that, so you can drive.
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You see that?
You see how it's doing coordinates?
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What's your code again?
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2-4-6-8-0-1.
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It's not working.
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2-4-6-8-0-1...
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Sorry, it feels different
when I hold it in my hand.
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It's 3-6-4-8-0-1.
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- Jesus!
- Sorry.
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3-6-4-8-0-1. Say it back.
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- 3-6-4-8-0-1.
- 3-6-4-8-0-1.
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- 3-6-4-8-0-1.
- 3-6-4-8-0-1.
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- 3-6-4-8-0-1!
- 3-6-4-8-0--
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Oh fuck!
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There's nothing actually wrong this tire,
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- I don't underst--
- I thought it was a self-driving car.
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Yeah it is
but you have to turn that feature on.
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Design flaw.
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What the fuck?
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Why did I get a car
I can't afford to repair?
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Hey, come over here.
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- No. No.
- Please Jay.
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Just one.
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Say "It's windy."
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It's windy.
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Thank you.
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You guys okay?
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Actually, no.
We're having an issue with this tire.
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You got a jack?
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I don't know.
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Yeah. No worries. I got one.
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No problem dude.
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Is this safe?
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Yeah.
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What's going on?
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Wow!
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Yeah so, yeah...
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Alright.
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Come on keep filming.
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What does this have to do with Covid?
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So we'll know what to do next time.
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So what you just pump it up?
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Yeah.
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It's just a little debris.
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Somebody else's tire. It's not even yours.
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How do you know how much to pump it?
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With this jack it's like,
1 or 2 pumps, you know.
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But with your little scissor jack
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it's probably 10 or 15 rotations.
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Maybe he doesn't wanna be filmed.
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Maybe he thinks it's weird.
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Do you think it's weird?
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I think it's weird
you're talking about it.
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Just ask next time.
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We're 2 hours and 20 minutes late.
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Who cares?
It doesn't fucking matter.
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It's humiliating.
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I said I was sorry.
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Look. He's--
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- He doesn't give a shit. I texted him.
- Just deal with it.
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Hey, so sorry we're late.
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All good, man. Welcome!
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- Hi!
- Hi!
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- I'm Celine!
- Hi. Parthik. Nice to meet you guys.
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C! Make sure he's okay with you filming.
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Is it okay if I film?
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Just you know,
so we can document the place...
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Yeah, full disclosure,
she's making a documentary about Covid.
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Oh. Actually?
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Yeah.
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You guys aren't gonna be
doing anything illegal are you?
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Not planning on it.
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Are the owners okay with me filming here?
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Oh. Totally.
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You have no idea how many freaks we get
for the whole ghost thing.
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Just don't burn the place down
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and we'll be all good.
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- Wait. What ghost thing?
- So, what's the deal?
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Should I have mask off
for being on camera?
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- Go for it.
- You should probably do the opposite.
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I'm vaxxed.
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Had to.
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Nice.
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Introduce yourself.
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I am Parthik Miraj.
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I'm 35 years old.
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And we are here in
beautiful Yucca Valley, California.
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How did you get the vax so early?
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Is this considered front line work?
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Not technically
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but I know a guy in a nursing home
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and frankly, it gives me
a little edge on the competition.
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Nice.
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I can hook you guys up, if you want.
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- Sure.
- That'd be great.
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Oh, shoot.
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Do you guys mind if I take this call?
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No.
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Feel free to explore, you know...
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There's all the rooms.
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Hello? Hey!
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So you think this is gonna
work for your doc?
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Yeah! It's awesome.
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It's really kinda dark.
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Yeah, it's creepy.
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No, I mean it's like
bad lighting conditions.
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Well, whatever. I'll fix it in post.
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Just don't worry about it, okay?
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- I'm not worried.
- I'll figure it out.
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What are you so fucking unhappy about?
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No. I'm happy. This is good.
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- What do you need?
- I don't need anything.
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- You need to focus, right?
- I do need to focus.
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Focus on your big, sexy, crypto...
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What are you doing?
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I'm just being cute while he's gone.
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That guy is still here.
Stop this.
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We came here to fix our sex problem...
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- I don't--
- Jay...
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Why are you doing this? You're acting like
it's a pornography. Stop.
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- What?
- It's a doc.
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Don't mind me.
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Oh shit! What the fuck's this?
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It's just oxygen,
like when you're out there.
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- Do you guys like hiking?
- Not really.
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Oh, well, if it strikes you,
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San Jacinto and Joshua Tree State Park
are unbelievable.
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You're really photogenic.
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Why, thank you.
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I did the whole actor
thing in LA for a while,
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but that didn't work out, and...
this did.
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Totally.
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Okay, why don't you
do the rest of the tour
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as the spoiled daughter of
a rich Southern family.
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Oh my god.
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Come on.
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Here I go.
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Now...
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this home
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is to die for.
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Some of the beautiful features
of this desert gem
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are a pool,
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a hot tub,
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an entertainment center,
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a DEN home safety system.
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A home safety system?
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Like the landlords are watching us?
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Oh, don't you worry your little head
about that!
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Only your peepers will be on the cameras.
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Y'all can just download the app
from the app store.
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It's as easy as D-E-N.
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Jay, hold this.
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Come up with me y'all.
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We have the
pièce de résistance
,
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The Boulder Room.
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A bed that is literally
cut into the mountain.
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Oh my god!
Jay!
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Oh, wow.
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This is cool.
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There ain't nothing
like it in this part of town.
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Wow.
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I occasionally
pop over and take a little dip
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when the house is deserted.
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Simply magnificent.
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Ain't it?
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Cooking for my impotent boyfriend.
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ErectRX, yum.
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He is going to love this.
263
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All done.
264
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:58,840
Jay!
265
00:11:59,050 --> 00:12:00,180
Dinner's ready.
266
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,640
Jay...
267
00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:07,020
I'm almost done.
268
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:09,100
- The food's gonna get cold.
- Okay.
269
00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:12,730
Almost done what,
tapping that stupid, freaking dog?
270
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:16,030
Celine, this app saves real animals.
271
00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,370
This looks good.
272
00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:41,760
Shouldn't you be working on your
fungible token?
273
00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:42,890
Non-fungible.
274
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,010
It's really good.
275
00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:50,060
But like,
are all the flavors hitting you?
276
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,400
I think that they are.
277
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,980
Well, some of them are gonna hit you
really hard.
278
00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:04,120
Boner pills?
279
00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:07,830
Fucking phone.
280
00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:12,460
When all this Covid shit started
281
00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:14,920
it really made me think about
how fragile everything was
282
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,710
and how quickly it can fall apart.
283
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,380
Oh!
284
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:23,890
Whoa...
285
00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:26,300
Life really stopped feeling like a game.
286
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:31,480
That's when you know you really wanna
be with someone who can protect you,
287
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,900
somebody powerful.
288
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,230
Why won't he fuck me?
289
00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:37,650
You'd think with all this ambient death
290
00:13:37,690 --> 00:13:40,070
some pro-creative instinct
would kick in but...
291
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,280
not for us.
292
00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:53,710
Hey!
293
00:13:53,830 --> 00:13:54,830
Hey!
294
00:13:55,330 --> 00:13:56,630
How you doing?
295
00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,420
I've been better.
296
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,010
My head feels really weird
297
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,840
and my heart's beating really fast.
298
00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:05,390
Oh no!
299
00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:07,390
Take it.
300
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,350
3-6-4-8-0-1
301
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,180
Open up the camera and film.
302
00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:19,320
Hey Mister...
303
00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:22,570
I noticed you were rock hard.
304
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,610
Like these boulders.
305
00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:28,910
Oh yeah, you noticed that?
306
00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:34,250
You seem to know a lot about rocks.
307
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:35,830
Yeah.
308
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,750
I do. I'm actually um...
309
00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:40,670
a professional.
310
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:44,420
Oh yeah, you're a sexy little geologist?
311
00:14:45,430 --> 00:14:47,640
And hardness is my specialty.
312
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,760
Really? So...
313
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:53,560
where do you think I'm at
on the Mohs Scale?
314
00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:55,560
Why don't you just lie back
315
00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:57,690
and relax.
316
00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:01,820
Okay, but seriously, what do you think?
317
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:04,150
Is this a ten, like a diamond?
318
00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,740
Or more like an eight, like quartz?
319
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,120
What?
320
00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:10,660
On the Mohs Scale.
321
00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:14,660
I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about.
322
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:15,710
Just keep going.
323
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:21,000
Do you want me to blow you
or should we just try to fuck?
324
00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:23,550
Yeah, I mean,
I guess we could just try to do it.
325
00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:38,940
Oh, wow.
It's actually getting soft.
326
00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:40,310
Seriously?
327
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,480
Yeah.
328
00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:43,610
God! That's such a relief.
329
00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:46,030
What the fuck, Jay?
330
00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:49,320
What? I was getting super worried.
331
00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:51,990
Yeah. Worried that we'd actually fuck.
332
00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:55,370
Sorry.
333
00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:26,320
3-6-4-8-0-1
334
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:38,120
Lmk if u need me to come out there
on my spring break and kick his ass
335
00:16:43,130 --> 00:16:46,170
Don't hesitate to contact me
anytime if you need anything
336
00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:49,510
I think were good pal...
337
00:16:53,970 --> 00:16:55,640
CONVERSATIONS
338
00:16:59,730 --> 00:17:01,940
XFAP
LOCKDOWN GIVING YOU CABIN FEVER?
339
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,610
CUM PLAY WITH THESE HORNY COVID CLITS
340
00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:08,690
SEXY PAWG SPITROASTED BY OGRE
AND MASKED MAN
341
00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:10,860
FAP CITY
X FAPSTER
342
00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:17,950
NIGHT MODE
343
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,000
What's happening?
344
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,120
Baby what's happening?
345
00:17:23,290 --> 00:17:24,960
Did you hear that noise?
346
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,130
No.
347
00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:29,840
It was like a moan...
348
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,800
Oh, maybe it was from the ghost room...
349
00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:35,220
You think they're moaning in there?
350
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,390
I don't know.
351
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,560
Just rest up baby,
you got a big day tomorrow.
352
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,640
Okay. Love you.
353
00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:44,900
Love you.
354
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,210
DEN SYSTEM ARMED (AWAY MODE)
CAMERA MOTION DETECTED: BEDROOM_01
355
00:18:07,290 --> 00:18:08,960
BEDROOM_01
356
00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:10,630
LIVE
357
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,230
BEDROOM_02
358
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,600
ARCHIVES
359
00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:28,730
MOTION DETECTED
360
00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:41,500
TWO WAY
361
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:42,580
LIBRARY
362
00:18:59,390 --> 00:19:00,560
Good morning!
363
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:02,390
Good morning.
364
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:04,520
How'd you sleep?
365
00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:06,810
- How'd you sleep?
- Good.
366
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,480
Except this noise woke me up.
367
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:10,690
Oh yeah?
368
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,110
What's your phone code?
369
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,910
My phone code? Why?
370
00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:20,320
You have my phone code.
371
00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:22,660
So? I'm not doing anything with it.
372
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:24,080
What are you so afraid of?
373
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,910
What am I...? Nothing.
374
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,670
Alright, fine!
375
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,710
It's right down the middle, 2-5-8-0.
376
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:34,920
Thank you.
377
00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:36,760
- I love you.
- Love you.
378
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,760
Installing the Two Way appon my boyfriend's phone.
379
00:19:39,890 --> 00:19:41,220
I love this app.
380
00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:44,310
Now I can see everything he is doingon his phone.
381
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,940
Enable front camera and screen recordingat the same time.
382
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:50,310
Hide the app in his utilities folder.
383
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,730
He will never know.
384
00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:52,770
All done.
385
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,440
Thanks, Jay.
386
00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:57,400
No problem.
387
00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,950
- Love you.
- Love you.
388
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:02,830
HIDDEN CAMERAS
389
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,080
I mean, yeah!
390
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,950
Everything's on track, you know.
391
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,210
Let's just make sure we have a contingency
or whatever.
392
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,330
What does that mean?
393
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:12,000
Hey Jay, can we see the NFTs?
394
00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:15,300
Yeah! Here...
395
00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:17,220
- See!
- Lemme see.
396
00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:18,300
I've done a lot.
397
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:21,220
- They look good.
- How many of these have you made so far?
398
00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:23,260
I don't know, 150... 200.
399
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:25,560
Do you understand that we need
400
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,480
around minimum 6,000 lower bound.
401
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,140
You can algorithmically generate this.
402
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,360
- I've done it millions of times.
- Dagsen, I know!
403
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,820
We've talked about this 30 times.
404
00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:36,320
It makes more sense and it's cooler
if I make them bespoke.
405
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,940
So they're "Jay Richard Pieces"
406
00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:41,700
not just like bullshit algorithmically
designed fucking playing cards.
407
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:46,500
Listen bro, the price of CX coin
is linked to this NFT launch.
408
00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:49,000
If this fucks up,
our entire community...
409
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,000
I'm not stressed,
you'll have them by Thursday.
410
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,000
Make sure we get 'em by Thursday.
Otherwise...
411
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,090
Otherwise, what?
412
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,760
We did the pumping,
could be time for dumping. That's all.
413
00:20:57,260 --> 00:20:59,420
Jay, are you hearing this right now, man?
414
00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:01,550
- Yeah. I'm hearing it--
- This is blowing my mind.
415
00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:02,720
I hope it's blowing yours.
416
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,220
Keep this all on Signal alright?
417
00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:06,220
Fucking do not talk to anyone about this.
418
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,390
Finish the fucking designs.
419
00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:12,400
These fucking Coincels are unbelievable.
420
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,150
OK, FIRST INTERVIEW ABOUT TO BEGIN.
421
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,270
Hello! Jay, what's up?
What's going on with you?
422
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,280
GOING TO KICK OFF THIS DOCUMENTARY FR!
PROB WILL NEED SICK CREDITS
423
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:21,530
LOVE UNDER LOCKDOWN
424
00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:23,570
A FILM BY CELINE UNGER
425
00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:24,490
AND JAY RICHARD
426
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,200
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS
427
00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:33,540
EDITED BY
428
00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:41,970
LOVE UNDER LOCKDOWN
429
00:21:43,430 --> 00:21:46,180
DIRECTED BY
CELINE UNGER
430
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,140
So if you could join me over here.
431
00:21:50,270 --> 00:21:51,390
Have you done these before?
432
00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:53,020
Both nostrils?
433
00:21:53,190 --> 00:21:55,730
Both nostrils,
three turns in each one.
434
00:21:55,940 --> 00:22:00,690
Thank you so much for agreeing
to be a part of my documentary.
435
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,740
I'm worried about Celine.
436
00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:05,820
Is she sick?
437
00:22:05,910 --> 00:22:10,370
No. She's decided to start making
a personal documentary about me.
438
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:13,830
- Why?
- I don't know.
439
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:17,170
It's a project to document Covid or to...
440
00:22:17,290 --> 00:22:18,380
But it's about you?
441
00:22:18,590 --> 00:22:21,130
I thought I read that this movie's
about love, is that right?
442
00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:22,470
Something like that, yeah.
443
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:25,090
It's about love, Covid,
kind of everything.
444
00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:29,260
The way that the pandemic
has affected dynamics between people.
445
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:30,850
Specifically couples.
446
00:22:30,970 --> 00:22:33,520
That's what I'm worried about.
I don't want it to be one-sided.
447
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,100
I want it to be three-dimensional.
448
00:22:35,150 --> 00:22:40,780
So I'm wondering if I should secretly
film her and film my own doc.
449
00:22:41,690 --> 00:22:44,740
Right. So you can catch her
doing something problematic,
450
00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:46,410
so you have dirt on her too.
451
00:22:46,570 --> 00:22:48,280
No, that's not it.
452
00:22:48,990 --> 00:22:50,200
Alright, whatever.
453
00:22:50,790 --> 00:22:53,870
So did you have more
conflict during the lockdown?
454
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,040
Oh yeah!
455
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:58,500
Yeah, I mean it's a lot of concentrated
time together, but we're lucky.
456
00:22:58,580 --> 00:23:01,880
- Why lucky?
- We enjoy make-up sex.
457
00:23:02,260 --> 00:23:04,220
- Is that too much information?
- No, no, no.
458
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:05,680
That's wonderful.
459
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,550
If my wife started to record me,
460
00:23:07,590 --> 00:23:09,680
you know, and my behavior,
461
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:13,480
I'm thinking that she's setting up
the evidence for a divorce.
462
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,350
Or for you, it would be,
maybe what happened to you before.
463
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,060
I don't wanna say the big "C" word but...
464
00:23:18,150 --> 00:23:21,020
You know Celine, she would not
do something like that to me.
465
00:23:21,110 --> 00:23:24,530
I actually can't believe when
you emerged from that so naive.
466
00:23:24,610 --> 00:23:29,820
Look, every girl has the capacity
to cancel, given the right conditions.
467
00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:30,910
That's not true!
468
00:23:30,950 --> 00:23:33,080
You know, love is a language, I think
469
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:37,330
and the more you become fluent
with each others' language,
470
00:23:37,370 --> 00:23:40,500
I think it gives you a better chance to
create something beautiful.
471
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,170
Oh, babe.
472
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,840
Wow!
Well, thanks very much for your time,
473
00:23:46,010 --> 00:23:47,590
and for being so candid.
474
00:23:47,630 --> 00:23:49,640
- It was our pleasure.
- Yeah, you're welcome.
475
00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:53,810
If you get cancelled right now,
it would seriously ruin everything.
476
00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:56,140
- Do you realize that?
- Oh, I know. I'm broke.
477
00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:58,190
And that's why I'm asking you as a friend,
478
00:23:58,230 --> 00:24:00,560
if you think it's okay,
if I secretly film her.
479
00:24:00,810 --> 00:24:02,320
When you're in a house with someone
480
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:03,690
there's an unspoken agreement
481
00:24:03,730 --> 00:24:06,740
that things can get recorded
in this digital age.
482
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,740
Exactly! Everyone is being recorded
at all times.
483
00:24:08,820 --> 00:24:09,950
So it's like normal.
484
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,740
Yeah. It's totally normal.
It's fine.
485
00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:12,780
What's normal?
486
00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:13,870
Oh! Nothing.
487
00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:16,080
Just our non-fungible tokens.
488
00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:18,080
- Hi Tommy!
- What's up Celine?
489
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:21,210
So excited for your crypto coins.
490
00:24:21,290 --> 00:24:23,130
It's a really exciting time.
491
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:25,260
Did Jay tell you I'm making a movie?
492
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:27,920
Oh, a movie! That's cool. What's it about?
493
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,430
Covid.
494
00:24:30,340 --> 00:24:32,550
Wow! Covid's the big thing.
495
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,510
I'm sure it's gonna be a big hit.
496
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,930
I hope so, yeah.
It's going really well.
497
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:39,730
Alright, man.
498
00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:41,270
Talk more later, okay?
499
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,360
- Bye.
- Bye Tommy! Miss you.
500
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,150
Can you do me a favor?
501
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,280
Mm-hmm.
502
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:47,780
I don't know why I do this.
503
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,990
You always hate the photos I take of you.
504
00:24:50,110 --> 00:24:51,280
That's not true.
505
00:24:52,870 --> 00:24:54,030
Do a higher angle.
506
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:56,660
That's good.
507
00:24:57,790 --> 00:24:59,040
So your call was good?
508
00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:00,580
Yeah, it was fine.
509
00:25:00,830 --> 00:25:01,920
Just fine?
510
00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:06,840
Are you filming me right now?
511
00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:09,420
I don't know, maybe.
512
00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:12,220
Please don't talk about work stuff
on camera, okay?
513
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:13,340
Don't ask me about it.
514
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:14,550
Why?
515
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,260
I dare you to think of a scenario
516
00:25:17,310 --> 00:25:19,480
in which the price of CX coin
517
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,560
at this exact moment will matter.
518
00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:23,150
Can I see them?
519
00:25:24,230 --> 00:25:25,770
It's not about that.
520
00:25:26,070 --> 00:25:27,110
Thank you.
521
00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:28,940
These are so bad.
522
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,860
Who are you gonna get to edit this?
523
00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:33,320
I don't know, me? Or I'll hire someone.
I don't know.
524
00:25:33,410 --> 00:25:34,950
- Hire someone?
- Yeah.
525
00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:38,410
You're gonna hire someone
to look through all this footage of us?
526
00:25:38,450 --> 00:25:40,410
I don't know. Do you wanna do it, Jay?
527
00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:42,290
Do you wanna make some net-art out of it?
528
00:25:42,330 --> 00:25:43,330
Ha ha, very funny.
529
00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:45,210
I'm not gonna make
your movie for you, Celine.
530
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,800
Can you take some more?
531
00:25:47,210 --> 00:25:51,340
Similar but like .8 focal length
and closer but not...
532
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,930
Like where you are now, yeah.
That's good.
533
00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:56,430
So was Covid the best thing to ever happen
to crypto?
534
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,140
Okay, so now you're
trying to make it seem like
535
00:25:59,180 --> 00:26:01,600
I'm benefiting from a global pandemic?
Awesome!
536
00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:03,850
What the fuck is your problem?
537
00:26:03,940 --> 00:26:05,810
I don't like the way you point that thing.
538
00:26:07,270 --> 00:26:09,360
The old Jay used to like
the way I did everything.
539
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,450
Yeah! Well, life fed Jay a couple rotten
fucking eggs.
540
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,450
Well I wish he'd get over it.
541
00:26:16,490 --> 00:26:17,620
Yeah, me too.
542
00:26:18,450 --> 00:26:19,490
Me too.
543
00:26:19,950 --> 00:26:21,790
This time. Me too!
544
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,500
Where are you going?
545
00:26:25,420 --> 00:26:27,210
- Where are you going?
- Gonna take a drive!
546
00:26:27,290 --> 00:26:28,380
Can I come?
547
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:29,420
No.
548
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:30,920
Love you.
549
00:26:31,130 --> 00:26:33,260
Note to editorial team.
Note to self.
550
00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:35,090
Put this in the movie.
551
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,180
Welcome to "The Jay Richard Cut".
552
00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:38,300
Does my hair look okay?
553
00:26:38,350 --> 00:26:39,350
So your call was good?
554
00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:40,930
Can I see them?
Can you take some more?
555
00:26:40,970 --> 00:26:43,440
So was Covid the best thing
that ever happened to crypto?
556
00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:46,940
You're trying to fucking sabotage me.
She's trying to fucking sabotage me.
557
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:48,860
She is trying to fucking sabotage me.
558
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,740
CIA mode
559
00:26:55,820 --> 00:26:57,200
NSA mode
560
00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:58,700
Spy vs Spy mode
561
00:26:58,990 --> 00:27:02,370
She should call this movie
The Code
562
00:27:02,410 --> 00:27:04,830
I am back on the road
563
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,630
I am helping and she didn't have to goad
564
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,340
Hopefully when this doc is over
565
00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:11,550
I will bust a load
566
00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:13,340
This movie just got two times better
567
00:27:13,380 --> 00:27:18,180
and about a 100 times more morally sound.
568
00:27:25,390 --> 00:27:27,560
Okay, interview subject, Nick Silver.
569
00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:31,440
Don't... don't do that.
570
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:34,150
Celine?
571
00:27:36,660 --> 00:27:38,780
- Okay, I will just...
- A chair?
572
00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:41,700
I don't think so.
573
00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:43,700
Celine!
574
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:48,460
How has the Coronavirus impacted
your personal relationships?
575
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,080
It hasn't.
576
00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:52,210
My relationships were always good.
577
00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,670
- Okay.
- Excellent!
578
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,180
To what do you attribute the excellence
of your relationships?
579
00:27:57,340 --> 00:27:58,340
Yes!
580
00:27:58,380 --> 00:27:59,890
Me. I'm excellent.
581
00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:02,970
And you have to have chemistry, right?
582
00:28:03,060 --> 00:28:04,600
In and out of the bedroom.
583
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,060
- You have to have trust.
- Yeah.
584
00:28:06,140 --> 00:28:07,810
Almost like a delusional amount of trust.
585
00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:09,400
That's a relationship.
586
00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:11,900
Otherwise,
everything goes out the window.
587
00:28:12,230 --> 00:28:13,230
Right.
588
00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:16,070
So, the bottom line is:
589
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,070
If she's committed to
making the movie good
590
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,160
then I need to be committed to making
the movie fair.
591
00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:24,160
And to make the movie fair
592
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,500
I need to be able to
fully document reality.
593
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:33,210
Not just her version of reality
594
00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:35,170
but reality, reality.
595
00:28:35,420 --> 00:28:39,840
And then, the movie can become great.
596
00:28:41,260 --> 00:28:43,260
Don't you think there needs to be privacy?
597
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,680
Like people are entitled to have secrets
598
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,270
and secrets can even make thingsmore mysterious.
599
00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,310
So, you don't lie to your boyfriend,
600
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:51,770
you just keep secrets from him?
601
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:53,770
My boyfriend?
602
00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:56,980
She thinks that she's in control.
603
00:28:57,030 --> 00:28:58,190
Look at me.
604
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,200
I am the documentarian now.
605
00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:02,370
How about here?
606
00:29:02,870 --> 00:29:04,410
Alright, perfect.
607
00:29:04,450 --> 00:29:07,290
You are my...
608
00:29:07,410 --> 00:29:08,620
- Hey.
- Hey!
609
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:09,830
Who are you talking to?
610
00:29:09,910 --> 00:29:12,830
Who? I'm not-- Oh, you know...
611
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:16,460
I was just checking to see
if we have one of those secret robots.
612
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:17,590
Secret robots?
613
00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:19,340
Yeah.
Yeah, you know like,
614
00:29:19,550 --> 00:29:21,840
"Hey Siri! Set an alarm, Siri."
615
00:29:22,430 --> 00:29:23,600
Nope, no Siri.
616
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:24,930
"Hey, Alexa!
617
00:29:24,970 --> 00:29:27,930
- "Play
Dreams
by Fleetwood Mac."
- Nope, no Siri.
618
00:29:27,970 --> 00:29:29,180
Can you just do me a favor
619
00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:31,810
and stay out of the eye-line of the people
I'm interviewing?
620
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:33,690
Oh yeah sure.
621
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:35,360
You mean like, stay out of the kitchen?
622
00:29:35,860 --> 00:29:39,110
Yeah basically,
I mean not if you're like starving.
623
00:29:39,150 --> 00:29:41,030
- But yeah, kind of...
- Totally!
624
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,910
Okay. I appreciate it.
625
00:29:43,070 --> 00:29:45,120
- Proud of you.
- Thank you!
626
00:29:51,370 --> 00:29:52,370
You miss me?
627
00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:58,500
You guys have bad body language.
628
00:29:58,590 --> 00:30:00,130
I think we're gonna wrap this up.
629
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:01,840
If you don't mind.
630
00:30:02,470 --> 00:30:03,590
Um, thank you so much...
631
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:04,720
Yeah, thank you.
632
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,050
...for your participation.
633
00:30:06,140 --> 00:30:07,640
It was awesome, you're a natural.
634
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:08,760
You can go.
635
00:30:09,430 --> 00:30:10,980
Back on my bullshit.
636
00:30:11,730 --> 00:30:13,440
Only one dose tonight.
637
00:30:13,810 --> 00:30:16,360
Last time was too much hehe.
638
00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:18,440
Hey, I just want to say
639
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,480
that no matter what happens next
640
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,030
I totally did try my best to maintain
641
00:30:24,070 --> 00:30:26,240
a happy and good relationship.
642
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,450
Dinner's ready.
643
00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:31,660
Coming!
644
00:30:35,210 --> 00:30:37,250
Mmm, this is good.
645
00:30:40,210 --> 00:30:41,630
No camera tonight.
646
00:30:42,670 --> 00:30:43,760
Oh...
647
00:30:44,470 --> 00:30:46,470
I thought it would be nice
if it was just us.
648
00:30:46,510 --> 00:30:47,510
Nice.
649
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,850
Sorry about before
with the kitchen and the eyeline.
650
00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:50,930
It won't happen again.
651
00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:52,270
It's not a big deal.
652
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,480
Are you gonna wear those glasses
to dinner?
653
00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:56,810
Glasses?
654
00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:57,980
You mean these?
655
00:30:58,150 --> 00:30:59,440
Oh! Sorry.
656
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,440
Cool though, right?
657
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,990
Okay, so um, do we have
one of those secret robots?
658
00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:07,490
Huh?
659
00:31:07,570 --> 00:31:10,030
In the kitchen, you said you were
checking to see if we had
660
00:31:10,490 --> 00:31:12,700
one of those voice activated
robot thingies.
661
00:31:12,830 --> 00:31:13,830
Right!
662
00:31:14,290 --> 00:31:15,290
So do we?
663
00:31:15,370 --> 00:31:16,670
Um no, we don't!
664
00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:21,340
Good. 'Cause honestly I hate Siri
that snoopy little bitch.
665
00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:23,130
I don't know how to respond to that.
666
00:31:23,170 --> 00:31:24,380
Oh my god, that's awesome!
667
00:31:24,420 --> 00:31:26,800
Siri! She is so fucking responsive.
668
00:31:27,090 --> 00:31:29,600
Um. Do you ever have any, um...
669
00:31:31,220 --> 00:31:34,100
Do you ever have the urge to say
a racial slur?
670
00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:35,810
What?
671
00:31:35,850 --> 00:31:38,060
You know, like when
you just wanna say like
672
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,110
the worst word
in the English language,
673
00:31:41,150 --> 00:31:42,900
you know the one I'm talking about?
674
00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:45,900
You want me to say the N word right now?
675
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,860
Yeah! Why not?
676
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,320
Why?
677
00:31:50,530 --> 00:31:53,620
I just feel like it's really good to get
that sort of stuff out of your system
678
00:31:53,660 --> 00:31:55,870
in like a private safe zone,
679
00:31:55,910 --> 00:31:57,710
so it doesn't leak out later
680
00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:59,500
with other people who might be offended.
681
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:03,300
I don't wanna say the N word, Jay, so...
682
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,420
I don't know. I don't relate to that.
683
00:32:06,170 --> 00:32:07,510
Do you want to say the--
684
00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:08,800
No! No.
685
00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:12,140
Good. I mean that's
honestly why I love you.
686
00:32:12,930 --> 00:32:15,100
Why do you want me to say that word?
687
00:32:15,180 --> 00:32:16,180
Forget it.
688
00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:18,140
Forget it.
689
00:32:18,730 --> 00:32:20,150
Do you ever regret backing me up
690
00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:22,060
when all those people
came out of the woodwork?
691
00:32:22,270 --> 00:32:23,270
What?
692
00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:25,980
They were all anonymous, and you said
they were bullshit.
693
00:32:26,030 --> 00:32:27,030
I know. I know.
694
00:32:27,110 --> 00:32:28,610
None of those were true, but I mean,
695
00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:31,240
I'm sure there must have been some things
that I did do,
696
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,450
that I don't remember.
697
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,910
Jay, what exactly are you talking about?
698
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,210
Don't you feel it's a little fucked up
that you defended me, as a woman?
699
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:43,840
Are you trying to cancel me
for not canceling you?
700
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,130
I'm just worried for you.
701
00:32:45,550 --> 00:32:47,090
You're being insane!
702
00:32:48,130 --> 00:32:49,420
Am I being insane?
703
00:32:49,510 --> 00:32:50,760
Why are you worried about me?
704
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,350
I can't help but feel
like all these amazing
705
00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:55,720
social justice movements
are passing you by.
706
00:32:55,970 --> 00:32:58,390
Passing me by?
Maybe they're passing you by.
707
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,900
Yeah totally!
Because as a cis white hetero male,
708
00:33:00,940 --> 00:33:02,560
I'd rather not take up space.
709
00:33:02,650 --> 00:33:04,230
But for you I think like,
710
00:33:04,270 --> 00:33:06,860
what it's gonna look like
when they run it back
711
00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:08,820
and see that she didn't MeToo anyone?
712
00:33:08,940 --> 00:33:11,070
Shut up Jay!
713
00:33:11,780 --> 00:33:14,240
When you hear the
phrase “Silence is Violence”.
714
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:15,540
What do you think?
715
00:33:15,950 --> 00:33:18,450
You're honestly lucky
I'm not filming you right now.
716
00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:20,830
I'm sorry, but I wanna have empathy
717
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,540
and erase your apathy.
718
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,630
I'm not apathetic.
719
00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:26,300
The one thing I'm really worried about
720
00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:28,340
is if the vaccine will affect
our empathy levels
721
00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:30,170
because we need empathy now,
more than ever.
722
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:32,550
What are your thoughts actually
about the vaccine?
723
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:33,680
Seriously?
724
00:33:36,510 --> 00:33:37,970
Is this what you want?
725
00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,770
I think the vax is evil.
726
00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:41,310
It has a microchip in it.
727
00:33:41,390 --> 00:33:42,770
Is that what you wanna hear?
728
00:33:42,850 --> 00:33:44,480
I didn't post a black square.
729
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:45,820
Get it on the record:
730
00:33:45,860 --> 00:33:46,980
Me, naughty girl.
731
00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:48,230
Me, deserve hate.
732
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,740
Babe, I'm just trying to help you--
733
00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:52,990
If you wanna help me,
just shut up and fuck me.
734
00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:58,490
I don't know what you're doing or why...
735
00:33:58,580 --> 00:34:00,410
I would never try to cancel you.
736
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,710
Never say never, Celine.
737
00:34:22,730 --> 00:34:24,100
Are you filming me right now?
738
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:25,860
Who's gonna edit this thing?
739
00:34:26,980 --> 00:34:28,270
Is this what you want?
740
00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:30,320
I think the vax is evil.
741
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,030
It has a microchip in it.
742
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,570
Is that what you wanna hear?
743
00:34:35,030 --> 00:34:36,740
I didn't post a black square.
744
00:34:36,780 --> 00:34:37,950
Get it on the record:
745
00:34:37,990 --> 00:34:38,990
Me, naughty girl.
746
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,330
Me, deserve hate.
747
00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:41,750
I just wanted to help--
748
00:34:41,790 --> 00:34:43,210
Just shut up and fuck me.
749
00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:44,250
- Hey.
- Hey.
750
00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:46,380
Listen, you know, I'm sorry about earlier.
751
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:47,920
If you wanna talk about that stuff
752
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:49,300
you have to do it in my movie.
753
00:34:51,710 --> 00:34:53,590
Interview subject, Jay Richard
754
00:34:53,970 --> 00:34:55,590
- Are you serious?
- Yes!
755
00:34:56,550 --> 00:35:01,140
So, how has the Covid-19 pandemic
756
00:35:01,180 --> 00:35:04,060
affected your personal relationships?
757
00:35:04,730 --> 00:35:07,100
- My personal relationships?
- Mm-hmm.
758
00:35:07,650 --> 00:35:08,770
Not good.
759
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:10,610
Not good.
760
00:35:10,690 --> 00:35:13,530
I feel like it gave peoplewho had some grievances
761
00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:17,360
space to get really angry about them...
762
00:35:17,410 --> 00:35:19,320
You mean, 'cause you were cancelled?
763
00:35:19,490 --> 00:35:21,870
Would you say cancel culture
is the real pandemic?
764
00:35:21,950 --> 00:35:23,250
For me, yeah.
765
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:25,750
It's hard when you know that
766
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:28,000
people think you are villain.
767
00:35:28,170 --> 00:35:29,750
I never thought you were a villain.
768
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:30,960
Yeah I know, but
769
00:35:31,340 --> 00:35:33,630
a guy has to see himself as a winner.
770
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,970
I really don't think you see me as
a winner anymore
771
00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:38,510
and I don't even think that you
love me anymore.
772
00:35:39,050 --> 00:35:40,890
I want to fuck you.
773
00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:43,850
- I want you to want to fuck me.
- When you said that, I don't believe it.
774
00:35:43,890 --> 00:35:46,440
I'm like the fan they pull up to make
a half court shot.
775
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,810
That's impossible!
776
00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:49,440
That guy never wins.
777
00:35:49,770 --> 00:35:51,400
Why are you scared of me?
778
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:52,860
Why am I scared of you?
779
00:35:53,820 --> 00:35:55,570
I'm scared of all women now.
780
00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:56,740
Sorry!
781
00:35:56,820 --> 00:35:58,610
Was this interview a success?
782
00:35:58,660 --> 00:36:02,160
Because I want to say this on camera,
for the record.
783
00:36:02,370 --> 00:36:05,000
I want this doc to be
784
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,290
the most successful doc
785
00:36:07,330 --> 00:36:09,500
about the Covid-19 pandemic.
786
00:36:10,580 --> 00:36:12,040
Thank you, Jay.
787
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,590
Where's your phone?
788
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:16,970
Why?
789
00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:19,220
Just doom scroll. I don't know.
790
00:36:23,470 --> 00:36:25,930
2-5-8-0, right down the middle.
791
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,120
I put your phone up on the TV.
792
00:36:41,820 --> 00:36:43,240
So you're not paranoid.
793
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:48,000
I'm not paranoid.
794
00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:50,540
Where's your phone?
795
00:36:56,090 --> 00:37:00,090
3-6-4-8-0-1
796
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,430
See, I remember.
797
00:37:08,770 --> 00:37:10,100
PARTHIK REALTOR
798
00:37:10,190 --> 00:37:11,940
Do you have a sweet tooth??
799
00:37:14,770 --> 00:37:16,780
Why do you keep texting
800
00:37:17,150 --> 00:37:18,990
the real estate agent?
801
00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:25,120
Parthick?
802
00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:30,580
I thought he'd be good in my doc!
803
00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:36,090
Are you sure that's the only reason?
804
00:37:41,380 --> 00:37:42,720
Hey!
805
00:37:43,550 --> 00:37:45,470
We don't have to snoop on each other.
806
00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:47,010
This can be constructive.
807
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:49,560
Hey!
808
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,180
We don't have to snoop on each other.
809
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,140
This can be constructive.
810
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:03,070
Totally, I didn't even feel like
I was snooping.
811
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:04,240
Aw!
812
00:38:04,570 --> 00:38:08,160
Well, let's make this can of worms
a good can of worms.
813
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:10,960
Like put your birthday in my calendar,so I don't forget it again.
814
00:38:20,550 --> 00:38:22,590
Jays birthday!!!
815
00:38:27,890 --> 00:38:31,310
Wish u sent me all these memes
816
00:38:31,430 --> 00:38:32,640
and links and shit.
817
00:38:35,810 --> 00:38:38,020
Wish you'd send me
818
00:38:38,270 --> 00:38:41,110
all your great porn sites and vids
819
00:38:45,110 --> 00:38:46,950
Ha ha why would you need them
820
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,240
when you have your IG discover page??
821
00:38:53,330 --> 00:38:56,250
That thing is autohornypilled ok!!
822
00:38:56,540 --> 00:38:59,710
Right right you had nothing to do with it!
823
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,680
ONLY FANS
WELCOME BACK CREATOR!
824
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:17,940
My girlfriend is on OnlyFans??
825
00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:19,860
What would you do
if you found your girlfriend's
826
00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:21,070
secret account in OnlyFans?
827
00:39:24,110 --> 00:39:25,990
REMOVE "INSTAGRAM"?
828
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,820
DELETE "INSTAGRAM"?
829
00:39:30,870 --> 00:39:33,660
WEDNESDAY MARCH 17TH , 2021
AROUND 11:30 AM
830
00:39:33,870 --> 00:39:35,620
Phoebe O'Brien.
831
00:39:36,870 --> 00:39:39,750
Do you think you will be
getting vaccinated once--
832
00:39:39,790 --> 00:39:41,960
Oh my God! Oh my God!
833
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,170
- I have to take this.
- Okay.
834
00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:44,380
Sure.
835
00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:47,180
Auntie Nancy? What? Oh...
836
00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:50,260
Hey.
837
00:39:50,510 --> 00:39:51,640
How's it going?
838
00:39:51,970 --> 00:39:53,060
Fine.
839
00:39:53,810 --> 00:39:55,640
Is it gonna be a problem
if I use the pool?
840
00:39:55,730 --> 00:39:58,650
Yeah. If you're splashing around
you're gonna ruin my interviews.
841
00:39:58,810 --> 00:40:00,860
Go in the hot tub
and don't turn on the bubbles.
842
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,610
Okay.
It's not really the same thing but...
843
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,650
Hey, Phoebe.
844
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,110
What's up? What happened?
845
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,660
My dad's getting worse.
846
00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:10,450
Oh no! I'm so sorry.
847
00:40:10,780 --> 00:40:12,280
Was he in the hospital?
848
00:40:12,370 --> 00:40:13,370
Mm-hmm.
849
00:40:13,410 --> 00:40:14,950
PARTHICK REALTOR
Hey!
850
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:24,800
Wdy?
851
00:40:26,670 --> 00:40:29,300
Should I come over
852
00:40:31,390 --> 00:40:34,220
Just make sure you don't take
your parents for granted!
853
00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:39,980
- Can we move somewhere else?
- Yeah, totally.
854
00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:42,060
Let's go behind the pool,
it's private down there.
855
00:40:42,110 --> 00:40:43,980
Just down those stairs,
see where the gate is.
856
00:40:44,570 --> 00:40:46,780
I've got rocks in my shoes!
857
00:40:46,990 --> 00:40:48,740
We can get a-- uh...
858
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,910
I just have to get the rocks
out of my shoes.
859
00:40:58,500 --> 00:40:59,540
Hey babe!
860
00:40:59,660 --> 00:41:01,500
Feel free to use this in your flick.
861
00:41:01,710 --> 00:41:02,710
Pretty sick...
862
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,300
Covid moment.
863
00:41:11,180 --> 00:41:13,050
Are you close with your dad?
864
00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:15,350
I am close with him, yeah.
865
00:41:16,350 --> 00:41:18,100
You could always be closer.
866
00:41:19,980 --> 00:41:21,730
It's a movie about Covid.
867
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,320
Wow!
That's great!
868
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,730
She's playing a sick person, a doctor?
869
00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:30,400
No, she's making a documentary
about Covid.
870
00:41:31,530 --> 00:41:33,450
Oh! That's-- huh!
871
00:41:33,570 --> 00:41:35,530
- Mom, I gotta go.
- Why is she doing that?
872
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,660
Oh, is everything okay?
873
00:41:37,740 --> 00:41:39,250
It's fine! Just the service sucks.
874
00:41:39,460 --> 00:41:40,790
Let me talk to you later, okay?
875
00:41:40,830 --> 00:41:42,250
Oh sorry, honey.
876
00:41:42,580 --> 00:41:45,540
- I love you so much JJ!
- Okay, I love you so much. Bye!
877
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:48,840
Hey man.
878
00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:50,670
Did I uh...
879
00:41:51,470 --> 00:41:52,470
miss Celine?
880
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:53,930
She's busy bro.
881
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,180
Oh, that's weird. She invited me over.
882
00:41:57,350 --> 00:41:58,600
And you came?
883
00:41:58,810 --> 00:42:00,980
It's all good man,
I'm just gonna get out.
884
00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,140
No, no, no!
885
00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:03,850
No stay. No stay!
886
00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:06,230
Okay...
887
00:42:06,610 --> 00:42:08,360
I could use a dip, I guess.
888
00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:09,690
Be my guest.
889
00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:11,240
Alright.
890
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,860
I'm gonna hop in with you,
if you don't mind?
891
00:42:15,530 --> 00:42:16,700
Go for it.
892
00:42:19,740 --> 00:42:20,910
Is this okay?
893
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,000
Oh my god...
894
00:42:23,330 --> 00:42:25,420
- I think it's normal.
- Oh my god!
895
00:42:29,170 --> 00:42:30,170
What?
896
00:42:30,210 --> 00:42:31,220
Um...
897
00:42:31,260 --> 00:42:33,130
- Hey, what's--
- Sorry to interrupt.
898
00:42:33,170 --> 00:42:34,680
- What's going on?
- Who is this?
899
00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:36,890
He's-- What's going on?
900
00:42:37,010 --> 00:42:38,300
Can I talk to you for a second?
901
00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:39,600
What the fuck?
902
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,770
Okay. I'm sorry, Phoebe.
I'll be right back.
903
00:42:41,810 --> 00:42:43,270
- You're killing it.
- Hang in there.
904
00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:44,600
Waterworks and everything.
905
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,400
You might be getting yourself
an Emmy off of this.
906
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,360
Let's keep going.
I think, we maybe give her some space.
907
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,440
Just admit it!
908
00:42:52,530 --> 00:42:54,320
Admit you came over to fuck her!
909
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,120
I didn't have a plan!
910
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,990
You came here to fuck her.
911
00:42:58,030 --> 00:43:01,290
You don't... have the right context.
912
00:43:01,450 --> 00:43:02,620
Please don't kill me.
913
00:43:03,460 --> 00:43:04,540
Okay. Okay!
914
00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:07,080
- What are you doing?
- Sorry.
915
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:09,920
The texts.
916
00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:12,420
I know how it must have looked, man.
917
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,840
I was just trying to get into the doc.
918
00:43:14,970 --> 00:43:16,340
- Okay.
- Oh my god.
919
00:43:17,340 --> 00:43:19,720
I love doing shit like that
once in a while.
920
00:43:19,890 --> 00:43:21,560
- That's guy stuff.
- Yeah.
921
00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:24,140
Oh my god, yeah!
922
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:31,860
Do you have to film this?
923
00:43:32,190 --> 00:43:33,900
Yeah, I do.
924
00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:35,110
That's cute.
925
00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:37,910
You know, I was thinking like...
926
00:43:42,290 --> 00:43:44,160
I feel like we had
a real connection yesterday.
927
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,080
Um...
928
00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:51,300
That's good. I thought you were gonna say
I couldn't use your footage.
929
00:43:51,340 --> 00:43:52,960
You can use all of me.
930
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,970
Every god damn pixel.
931
00:43:59,090 --> 00:44:00,100
Wow...
932
00:44:02,350 --> 00:44:04,180
Don't you feel like we had a connection?
933
00:44:06,390 --> 00:44:07,600
I don't know.
934
00:44:08,650 --> 00:44:11,480
Can you say more?
935
00:44:13,980 --> 00:44:15,400
We had chemistry.
936
00:44:17,070 --> 00:44:18,990
Now the only thing left is passion.
937
00:44:19,860 --> 00:44:21,490
Oh, dude, dude get this! Get this.
938
00:44:21,820 --> 00:44:24,330
Parthik Miraj, you have the stage.
939
00:44:24,450 --> 00:44:25,500
I'll be back.
940
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:30,500
Come here.
941
00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:33,040
Can I have my camera back?
942
00:44:34,420 --> 00:44:35,840
You can have whatever you want.
943
00:44:37,630 --> 00:44:39,590
You know, I've been thinking about you
all night.
944
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,220
Did you have that earring yesterday?
945
00:44:41,340 --> 00:44:42,510
I could barely sleep.
946
00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:47,390
- Don't.
- Why?
947
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:48,770
I'm not a cheater.
948
00:44:50,310 --> 00:44:51,520
Okay.
949
00:44:59,490 --> 00:45:01,740
You guys are too cooped up in here.
You know what I mean?
950
00:45:01,780 --> 00:45:02,870
Yeah, maybe.
951
00:45:03,450 --> 00:45:06,540
It's 45 to 60 minutes
and it's a game changer.
952
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,160
Well either way, we'll see you tomorrow
for the vax.
953
00:45:09,210 --> 00:45:12,790
For sure, but remember,
you need to find a servant.
954
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,670
Yeah okay, I'll work on that.
955
00:45:14,710 --> 00:45:15,920
I'll let myself out.
956
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,000
Sure thing.
957
00:45:17,050 --> 00:45:19,630
Jay man, thank you so much for filming me.
958
00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:33,690
This is exactly how I rehearsed it.
959
00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:36,440
- Stop! Stop!
- What?
960
00:45:36,730 --> 00:45:37,820
You need to leave.
961
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,200
- Seriously?
- Yeah, seriously.
962
00:45:41,110 --> 00:45:42,740
What's wrong? I thought we had something.
963
00:45:42,780 --> 00:45:44,990
- What's going on?
- We don't. You have to go.
964
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,240
It's my money
and I'll do with it what I want.
965
00:45:47,290 --> 00:45:49,160
How's your health?
Are you still staying inside?
966
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,200
Yeah!
967
00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:51,580
Sophia thinks I shouldn't go out
968
00:45:51,620 --> 00:45:53,670
because of my bronchial issues.
969
00:45:53,710 --> 00:45:55,880
Well, they're gonna be rolling out
the vaccine soon.
970
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,010
Your father says he's
not getting the vaccine
971
00:45:59,050 --> 00:46:01,880
until a bunch of people
are safe and sound with it.
972
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,300
I am not going to be a fucking guinea pig
973
00:46:04,340 --> 00:46:07,760
and I think you would rather me be dead,
974
00:46:07,930 --> 00:46:10,100
so that you could get all my money from
the sex coin.
975
00:46:10,180 --> 00:46:11,480
Why would you even say that?
976
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,810
Because you're guilting
me in front of my son.
977
00:46:13,850 --> 00:46:15,270
- Just leave me alone.
- Jay...
978
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,020
Dad, I gotta go okay?
979
00:46:17,190 --> 00:46:18,480
Hey, is that Celine?
980
00:46:18,610 --> 00:46:19,940
Yeah, say hi!
981
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:21,650
- Hi!
- Hi, sweetheart!
982
00:46:21,700 --> 00:46:23,450
Oh so good to see you.
983
00:46:23,530 --> 00:46:25,200
So great to see you.
984
00:46:25,620 --> 00:46:26,780
Okay, Dad! Bye!
985
00:46:27,780 --> 00:46:29,200
What the fuck is this?
986
00:46:29,830 --> 00:46:31,910
This is just one of those DEN cams.
987
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,750
No, Jay.
It's an evil little camera...
988
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,040
that you planted!
989
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:39,420
I'm-I'm-I'm trying to help you
with your doc.
990
00:46:39,460 --> 00:46:41,340
See look, I even got my old skate cam out.
991
00:46:41,380 --> 00:46:42,550
Help me with my doc?
992
00:46:42,590 --> 00:46:43,630
Yes.
993
00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:45,260
What the fuck is that for then?
994
00:46:45,590 --> 00:46:48,300
I bought that as a surprise for the car.
995
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:49,600
For the car?
996
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,560
Yeah, so that you could drive in the car
997
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,480
and not have to take your eyes
off the road while you're filming shit.
998
00:46:55,100 --> 00:46:56,400
I don't know what to say.
999
00:46:56,730 --> 00:46:58,230
You could say thank you.
1000
00:46:58,770 --> 00:47:00,610
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1001
00:47:08,370 --> 00:47:09,540
Thank you.
1002
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,170
Has that smoke detector always been there?
1003
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:31,640
Oh my god!
1004
00:47:31,890 --> 00:47:33,520
Oh my god!
Stop doing that!
1005
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,810
No, no, no!
1006
00:47:36,690 --> 00:47:38,900
Could you take me to the hospital?
1007
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:40,570
Please!
1008
00:47:47,860 --> 00:47:49,410
And there we go.
1009
00:47:52,490 --> 00:47:54,700
- Thanks you guys.
- Okay. I'm so sorry.
1010
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,120
Thank you.
1011
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,040
I don't wanna be inappropriate or like
fucked up,
1012
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,210
but I bet that was kind of
good for your doc.
1013
00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:03,880
It was but I feel low key guilty,
1014
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:05,720
and I don't know if I'm gonna put it in.
1015
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,550
Why is Parthik texting me
to get a "servant"?
1016
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,970
Oh! He's gonna hook
us up with Covid shots.
1017
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:14,600
Okay...
1018
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,980
You didn't wanna consult with me first?
1019
00:48:17,140 --> 00:48:19,600
No, it wasn't like that. Why?
You don't have to get it.
1020
00:48:20,150 --> 00:48:23,520
No, it's just, I don't like you
making medical decisions for me.
1021
00:48:23,690 --> 00:48:24,820
I'm-- Okay!
1022
00:48:25,110 --> 00:48:27,030
It's not-- You don't--
Just don't get it then.
1023
00:48:27,110 --> 00:48:28,240
No, I'm gonna get it.
1024
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:29,910
And I'll look into the helpful servant.
1025
00:48:29,950 --> 00:48:31,950
It might be cool to have
a home nurse to like,
1026
00:48:32,030 --> 00:48:34,240
be there in case anything goes wrong.
1027
00:48:34,870 --> 00:48:36,120
I already took care of it.
1028
00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:37,500
You did?
1029
00:48:37,580 --> 00:48:38,580
What does mean?
1030
00:48:38,620 --> 00:48:40,210
- Where are we going?
- You'll see.
1031
00:48:40,630 --> 00:48:42,130
You're not good at surprises.
1032
00:48:42,380 --> 00:48:44,090
What do you mean
I'm not good at surprises?
1033
00:48:44,130 --> 00:48:45,380
ESCAPE ROOM
1034
00:48:45,420 --> 00:48:47,130
- Oh my god, what?
- Yup!
1035
00:48:47,340 --> 00:48:48,510
- Seriously?
- Yeah!
1036
00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:50,640
- They're open?
- That's what I was told.
1037
00:48:51,140 --> 00:48:54,720
Uh, don't tell me Jay
and the beautiful Celine.
1038
00:48:54,970 --> 00:48:55,970
How does he know that?
1039
00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:57,890
- He told me you were coming.
- Parthik, again?
1040
00:48:57,940 --> 00:49:00,060
- It's his recommendation.
- Is it ok if I film this?
1041
00:49:00,100 --> 00:49:02,100
Yeah! I got you covered.
We got CCTV.
1042
00:49:02,150 --> 00:49:04,440
You can actually
purchase the file for $49.95.
1043
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,360
I kind of wanna capture my experience.
1044
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,700
My hands are tied,
actually it's company policy that--
1045
00:49:08,740 --> 00:49:10,200
But we're Parthik's friends...
1046
00:49:10,570 --> 00:49:12,570
Alright! For Parthik, I'll do it.
1047
00:49:12,820 --> 00:49:15,950
Oh! If you really wanna
capture your experience,
1048
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,160
this is the new 360 camera
I've been messing with.
1049
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,370
- Sorry sir, you have to stand 6 ft back.
- I'm back.
1050
00:49:20,420 --> 00:49:23,210
You just gotta put it on
nice and tight like that.
1051
00:49:23,250 --> 00:49:25,340
Tight and right.
You know what I'm talking about.
1052
00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:27,340
- How does that feel, does it feel right?
- Yeah.
1053
00:49:27,380 --> 00:49:29,050
Yo, what's up?
Hello!
1054
00:49:29,090 --> 00:49:30,510
Oh, one more thing.
1055
00:49:31,470 --> 00:49:32,590
Gotta get your phones.
1056
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,260
- Really?
- Can't have any cheating now.
1057
00:49:35,260 --> 00:49:36,260
Okay.
1058
00:49:36,310 --> 00:49:37,980
And then I'll sell them on the dark web.
1059
00:49:39,350 --> 00:49:40,730
Seal 'em up.
1060
00:49:40,980 --> 00:49:45,400
And follow me. You guys are going to do
the RMS Titanic experience?
1061
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:46,820
- I guess so.
- All aboard!
1062
00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:48,030
This is cute.
1063
00:49:49,530 --> 00:49:50,530
Alright!
1064
00:49:50,780 --> 00:49:52,700
- You've got a notepad right here.
- Thank you.
1065
00:49:52,860 --> 00:49:54,030
Keep track of clues.
1066
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,830
You have an hour before
the Titanic capsizes.
1067
00:49:56,910 --> 00:49:58,700
If you cannot escape, before then,
1068
00:49:58,870 --> 00:50:00,830
you will sink to the bottom of the sea.
1069
00:50:00,870 --> 00:50:01,920
If you can escape,
1070
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,920
you'll be swooped to the Vampire's Lair.
1071
00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:05,460
It's a 2-for-1 special.
1072
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:08,460
I don't know if we can do the other one,
'cause I kinda gotta get back.
1073
00:50:08,630 --> 00:50:11,470
To be honest, it's an expert level room,
you probably won't make it out.
1074
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:12,930
Alright, good luck.
1075
00:50:12,970 --> 00:50:13,970
Thanks.
1076
00:50:15,300 --> 00:50:17,470
Wow! So we're locked in here, huh?
1077
00:50:17,510 --> 00:50:18,600
I guess so...
1078
00:50:19,430 --> 00:50:20,480
Just you and me.
1079
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,600
I thought a change of
scenery might be good for us.
1080
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:23,810
You know what I mean?
1081
00:50:32,490 --> 00:50:34,160
- Baby, I'm...
- What?
1082
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:37,120
I'm really sorry but I'm kind of like
in puzzle mode now.
1083
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,330
- Puzzle mode?
- Yeah! I wanna figure this shit out.
1084
00:50:39,410 --> 00:50:42,460
- Okay...
- Let's do it. Come on, it'll be fun.
1085
00:50:42,830 --> 00:50:44,580
Well, no clues under the bed.
1086
00:50:44,670 --> 00:50:46,210
- Okay.
- This has gotta be a clue.
1087
00:50:46,330 --> 00:50:47,670
That's something for sure.
1088
00:50:47,710 --> 00:50:48,750
What does it say?
1089
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,840
Well there's a key. We need a key.
1090
00:50:54,380 --> 00:50:56,760
What's up baby girl?
I feel like we had a moment there
1091
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,470
that I didn't want to pass up, so....
1092
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,600
What a lot of people don't realize is that
1093
00:51:00,770 --> 00:51:02,180
you could actually shoot
1094
00:51:02,770 --> 00:51:05,690
on someone's phone while
they have the lock screen on.
1095
00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:07,730
So, I'll just go in here for a second.
1096
00:51:08,820 --> 00:51:11,070
Just a little secret message,
almost like a clue.
1097
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,200
Can they give us a clue or something?
1098
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,660
What is wrong with us?
1099
00:51:15,700 --> 00:51:17,110
Why are we so dumb?
1100
00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:20,410
Maybe we're just not a good team.
1101
00:51:20,580 --> 00:51:21,870
Don't say that.
1102
00:51:23,700 --> 00:51:25,290
Hey, don't worry, he's gonna let us out
1103
00:51:25,330 --> 00:51:26,670
with 30 minutes to spare.
1104
00:51:28,290 --> 00:51:30,960
I fucking locked myself
in the Jack the Ripper suite.
1105
00:51:31,210 --> 00:51:33,130
Fuck. What happens in Jack the Ripper?
1106
00:51:33,170 --> 00:51:35,010
It's some guy in England?
1107
00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:38,510
Why did I have to lock myself
in the one that was already scary?
1108
00:51:40,260 --> 00:51:41,890
Did you put the code into that?
1109
00:51:42,310 --> 00:51:44,230
- We don't know what the code is!
- Try it again.
1110
00:51:44,350 --> 00:51:45,850
- Be quiet so I can con--
- Turns out
1111
00:51:45,890 --> 00:51:49,020
she's not the mastermind sperg
I thought she was.
1112
00:51:49,110 --> 00:51:50,110
That is so mean.
1113
00:51:50,150 --> 00:51:52,690
I thought she saw numbers and patterns
in everything.
1114
00:51:52,820 --> 00:51:55,200
Turns out, she's just a normal girl.
1115
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:56,360
Can you stop talking?
1116
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,160
You're really distracting me.
1117
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:01,030
I'm gonna quit my job at the escape room.
Let's leave.
1118
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:03,040
Let's never come back here again.
1119
00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:05,910
- This is hurting my head.
- It's pathetic that we paid for this.
1120
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:09,330
Come on we're human beings in here.
We're not animals!
1121
00:52:09,380 --> 00:52:10,880
We both just need to relax
1122
00:52:11,210 --> 00:52:12,750
and we can figure this out, okay?
1123
00:52:13,090 --> 00:52:14,210
Just breathe.
1124
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:20,260
I know how to make you relax, baby.
1125
00:52:33,110 --> 00:52:35,110
Kiss me like one of your French girls.
1126
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:51,130
Oh, fuck.
1127
00:52:54,130 --> 00:52:56,720
Oh stop! Stop! There's a key in here.
1128
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:57,800
For real?
1129
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:58,840
Yeah.
1130
00:53:00,220 --> 00:53:01,300
It worked.
1131
00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:02,470
Oh my god.
1132
00:53:06,470 --> 00:53:07,850
What? Bridge.
1133
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,730
I wouldn't even be here
if I wasn't trying to film
1134
00:53:12,770 --> 00:53:15,020
that stupid fucking message on your phone.
1135
00:53:15,820 --> 00:53:17,190
I wish I'd never hit on you.
1136
00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:19,070
It worked! It worked!
It worked! It worked!
1137
00:53:19,110 --> 00:53:20,400
Okay so what...?
1138
00:53:21,450 --> 00:53:23,870
- What does that say?
- Morse code "unlock me".
1139
00:53:23,950 --> 00:53:25,660
Wait babe, you know Morse code?
1140
00:53:25,700 --> 00:53:27,000
No, it says it here.
1141
00:53:29,460 --> 00:53:31,540
You're doing amazing.
You look so beautiful.
1142
00:53:35,710 --> 00:53:37,130
Okay now push it left.
1143
00:53:37,170 --> 00:53:38,220
Okay.
1144
00:53:38,420 --> 00:53:39,760
Oh fuck!
1145
00:53:40,170 --> 00:53:42,090
- Yes! Yes!
- Oh my God.
1146
00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:44,140
Yes we did it!
1147
00:53:45,510 --> 00:53:46,810
Okay. Love you.
1148
00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:47,890
Love you.
1149
00:53:48,020 --> 00:53:49,230
What the fuck?
1150
00:53:49,270 --> 00:53:50,850
The Vampire's Lair!
1151
00:53:50,980 --> 00:53:52,230
Shit! Okay...
1152
00:53:52,310 --> 00:53:54,060
So, gotta figure this shit out.
1153
00:53:54,150 --> 00:53:55,230
Okay, okay.
1154
00:53:55,270 --> 00:53:57,230
"Your lost loves, you've had a few,
1155
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,190
"and in their images
you will find a clue."
1156
00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:00,740
- Look!
- What does that say?
1157
00:54:00,820 --> 00:54:02,610
It spells "romance".
1158
00:54:02,860 --> 00:54:04,120
How'd you know, how to do that?
1159
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:05,910
It was the only logical thing to do.
1160
00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:08,450
- Oh, Please! Please!
- No, no, no!
1161
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:11,040
Oh my god!
1162
00:54:17,090 --> 00:54:18,630
- Oh, yes.
- The key.
1163
00:54:18,670 --> 00:54:19,670
We did it.
1164
00:54:20,590 --> 00:54:21,590
My queen.
1165
00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:24,260
You saved us. My queen.
1166
00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:31,020
Hello!? It's me Billy.
Please, please, please.
1167
00:54:31,810 --> 00:54:33,520
- Yo.
- Billy?
1168
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:35,850
Nah, it's just my friends,
Celine and Jay.
1169
00:54:36,020 --> 00:54:37,020
I'll call you back.
1170
00:54:37,820 --> 00:54:39,480
Hey, you guys got out of the Titanic Room.
1171
00:54:39,530 --> 00:54:41,860
- What the fuck happened to you?
- And the Vampire's Lair.
1172
00:54:41,900 --> 00:54:43,240
Oh, that's what's up, big dog!
1173
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,990
Yeah, those are hard rooms.
1174
00:54:45,620 --> 00:54:47,280
- Can we have our phones?
- Yeah, oh.
1175
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:49,910
Here they are. Just uh...
1176
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:53,290
I was just making sure no Jigsaws got 'em.
1177
00:54:53,660 --> 00:54:55,960
- Alright! I love you guys.
- Bye!
1178
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,750
Just delete the first
two videos off the phone.
1179
00:54:59,590 --> 00:55:02,260
It was so cute watching you
do your thing in there.
1180
00:55:04,130 --> 00:55:05,880
Why don't you put self-driving mode on?
1181
00:55:05,970 --> 00:55:06,970
Why?
1182
00:55:08,390 --> 00:55:10,760
Self-driving mode enabled.
1183
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:13,560
Oh, yeah...
1184
00:55:15,730 --> 00:55:17,730
Oh, fuck yeah.
1185
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,950
Uh, uh, uh. Don't finish yet.
1186
00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:35,160
- I have a surprise.
- You do?
1187
00:55:35,660 --> 00:55:37,170
Let's go in the ghost room.
1188
00:55:37,380 --> 00:55:39,000
- The ghost room?
- Mm-hmm.
1189
00:55:39,710 --> 00:55:41,380
Do you have the DEN app on your phone?
1190
00:55:41,550 --> 00:55:42,920
Um, no.
1191
00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:45,510
Here, take mine and I'll meet you in there
in a few minutes.
1192
00:55:46,090 --> 00:55:48,510
Okay. Wait baby, it's locked.
1193
00:55:48,970 --> 00:55:51,720
Oh, I hacked it. 6-6-6-9.
1194
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:05,860
Okay...
1195
00:56:06,740 --> 00:56:08,110
It's not that scary in here.
1196
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:19,580
Hi Jay.
1197
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:21,210
Hi babe.
1198
00:56:21,460 --> 00:56:24,170
I'm sorry your relationship
is stressing you out.
1199
00:56:24,380 --> 00:56:26,510
It's really good your girlfriend's
out of town
1200
00:56:26,670 --> 00:56:28,590
so we can have some alone time.
1201
00:56:29,220 --> 00:56:30,840
How's the crypto?
1202
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:32,640
Volatile?
1203
00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:35,220
Yeah, super volatile.
1204
00:56:35,390 --> 00:56:37,100
I'm gonna make it all better.
1205
00:56:37,980 --> 00:56:39,730
But you have to do exactly...
1206
00:56:40,060 --> 00:56:41,360
as I say.
1207
00:56:41,650 --> 00:56:42,860
Take off your shirt.
1208
00:56:45,820 --> 00:56:47,570
Oh wow, look at your body.
1209
00:56:47,950 --> 00:56:48,950
Thanks.
1210
00:56:49,030 --> 00:56:51,700
Now take off those cumbersome pants.
1211
00:56:54,950 --> 00:56:57,040
Are you growing for me?
1212
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,290
No stop!
1213
00:56:58,500 --> 00:57:00,580
It's making me so wet.
1214
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:02,960
Do you wanna taste me?
1215
00:57:03,090 --> 00:57:04,090
Uh-huh.
1216
00:57:05,170 --> 00:57:08,680
Close your eyes. Stick your tongue out.
1217
00:57:09,010 --> 00:57:10,430
Uh-huh...
1218
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,680
- Does it taste good?
- Uh-huh.
1219
00:57:12,850 --> 00:57:14,350
Yeah, give it another lick.
1220
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:22,730
What the fuck!?
1221
00:57:23,150 --> 00:57:24,320
Corinne!
1222
00:57:24,690 --> 00:57:25,820
Her name's Colette.
1223
00:57:26,070 --> 00:57:27,650
I put all your little cameras in here.
1224
00:57:27,740 --> 00:57:29,400
You think that'll be a good scene, Jay?
1225
00:57:29,490 --> 00:57:31,740
- You forgot my name.
- No, I didn't forget, Colette.
1226
00:57:32,570 --> 00:57:35,870
So, what? You're here to take care of us
after the vaccine?
1227
00:57:36,450 --> 00:57:37,790
Oh, yes Jay.
1228
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,330
I'm here to take care
of you after the vaccine
1229
00:57:40,370 --> 00:57:42,080
and tend to your fucking wounds.
1230
00:57:42,290 --> 00:57:44,210
- And wait on you hand and foot.
- Okay.
1231
00:57:44,250 --> 00:57:45,840
It's gonna make him even more retarded.
1232
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:47,090
If that's even possible.
1233
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:48,800
Look at him.
1234
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,130
So you guys are making a movie?
1235
00:57:50,180 --> 00:57:51,260
Yeah, something like that.
1236
00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:53,140
Cool. Well, I just finished
my midterm project
1237
00:57:53,180 --> 00:57:55,010
for my film class if you wanna see it.
1238
00:57:55,050 --> 00:57:58,140
- Sure. I need a fucking drink.
- Same.
1239
00:58:02,060 --> 00:58:05,560
Point that camera at me and film me.
I don't think you're fucking ready.
1240
00:58:05,610 --> 00:58:07,480
I'm fully branded, dammit.
1241
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:09,610
It's my movie!
1242
00:58:09,990 --> 00:58:12,070
Do you like that, Mr President?
1243
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:13,530
DIMENSIA
A COLETTE UNGER FILM
1244
00:58:13,570 --> 00:58:17,200
Indivisible with titties
and bussy for all.
1245
00:58:17,370 --> 00:58:19,750
It's my fucking movie!
1246
00:58:20,540 --> 00:58:22,870
You hit me, it's gonna hurt. I react.
1247
00:58:24,380 --> 00:58:25,630
I spit on you mister.
1248
00:58:25,790 --> 00:58:28,880
Talk like a he/him.Love like a they/them.
1249
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,340
Identity.
1250
00:58:31,340 --> 00:58:32,970
My Identity.
1251
00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:36,220
This reminds me of Ryan Trecartin.
Do you know who that is?
1252
00:58:36,510 --> 00:58:37,510
No.
1253
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,640
I'm in the lab. I'm making Covid.
1254
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:41,730
I'm making Covid.
1255
00:58:42,140 --> 00:58:43,140
You came up with that?
1256
00:58:43,190 --> 00:58:45,560
I did everything myself
besides play all the characters.
1257
00:58:45,730 --> 00:58:49,020
- The editing is actually super advanced.
- Thanks.
1258
00:58:49,070 --> 00:58:52,700
Even though it's fast,
you can tell it's also long.
1259
00:58:52,740 --> 00:58:54,240
I'm so proud of you!
1260
00:58:54,700 --> 00:58:56,530
Maybe I should help you with your movie?
1261
00:58:56,740 --> 00:58:57,820
Definitely.
1262
00:58:58,620 --> 00:59:00,950
Look at me, I love you, look at me.
1263
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:02,580
I love you, look at me.
1264
00:59:02,790 --> 00:59:03,870
I love you!
1265
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,120
Colette Unger, interview subject.
1266
00:59:07,710 --> 00:59:09,460
- Can you pump it?
-
The Covid-19 pandemic
1267
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:12,340
has been especially hard on young people.
1268
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:15,300
Yeah, my freshman year of college
got shut down.
1269
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:17,140
- So...
- You went to Zoo--
1270
00:59:17,180 --> 00:59:19,680
- You went to school on Zoom or what?
- Yeah.
1271
00:59:19,850 --> 00:59:21,310
Oh, there's a booger.
1272
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,600
I don't know, I guess, I'm mad in general.
1273
00:59:25,730 --> 00:59:28,860
But I don't feel fully like my youth
has been stolen.
1274
00:59:28,940 --> 00:59:32,150
In all honesty,
I'm like, sort of rushing to like...
1275
00:59:33,150 --> 00:59:35,450
kind of grow up and settle down.
1276
00:59:35,610 --> 00:59:36,660
There we go.
1277
00:59:36,700 --> 00:59:37,820
And now we wait.
1278
00:59:37,860 --> 00:59:41,290
I like the idea of getting married
1279
00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:45,330
and having children
and if the fucking coronavirus,
1280
00:59:45,420 --> 00:59:47,170
keeps us locked in together forever,
1281
00:59:47,210 --> 00:59:50,380
I'd rather be there with somebody.
1282
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,760
That I'm really committed to.
That I like, really love.
1283
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:54,130
Negative.
1284
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:56,220
Cute!
1285
00:59:56,300 --> 00:59:58,140
Where do you think your movie's
gonna premiere?
1286
00:59:58,220 --> 01:00:02,020
I don't know.
They're not really doing film festivals
1287
01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:03,350
for the foreseeable future.
1288
01:00:03,430 --> 01:00:05,140
- Hey!
- Hey Jay.
1289
01:00:10,860 --> 01:00:12,570
This stuff is fucking awesome.
1290
01:00:12,860 --> 01:00:13,860
Oh, here it is.
1291
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,700
They're definitely not gonna let you
film in there, babe.
1292
01:00:16,740 --> 01:00:18,820
Don't worry. I'll use my phone.
1293
01:00:18,990 --> 01:00:20,950
That's the guy who
hooked you up with this?
1294
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,200
Yeah. He knows a nurse.
1295
01:00:23,410 --> 01:00:24,410
He's cute.
1296
01:00:32,750 --> 01:00:34,710
So you're the guy who knows a nurse?
1297
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:35,920
Yep.
1298
01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:38,300
No mask, huh?
1299
01:00:38,510 --> 01:00:40,050
Natural immunity.
1300
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:51,520
I'm vaccinated.
1301
01:00:51,730 --> 01:00:52,730
Nice!
1302
01:00:52,820 --> 01:00:54,020
Let me go get Cornel.
1303
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:56,690
What the hell, Cole?
1304
01:00:56,860 --> 01:00:58,070
I said he was cute.
1305
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:00,410
- You're nuts.
- You are.
1306
01:01:00,450 --> 01:01:01,740
Come on in guys. We're ready.
1307
01:01:01,780 --> 01:01:03,990
- Wait! Are you filming on that?
- Yeah...
1308
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:05,540
You can't take it inside.
1309
01:01:05,580 --> 01:01:08,000
- Not even for my movie?
- Mm-mm. Sorry.
1310
01:01:08,210 --> 01:01:09,210
What did I tell you?
1311
01:01:09,290 --> 01:01:10,880
ONE VAX SHOT LATER
1312
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:12,670
I feel amazing, is that possible?
1313
01:01:12,790 --> 01:01:13,960
I feel very good.
1314
01:01:14,090 --> 01:01:17,920
I actually had a ton of energy
the first few hours after my jab.
1315
01:01:18,470 --> 01:01:19,680
So, what do you wanna do?
1316
01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:22,800
Honestly, you guys have an oxygen can.
1317
01:01:23,140 --> 01:01:25,220
You should go on a hike in San Jacinto
1318
01:01:25,260 --> 01:01:27,020
the tram only takes like 10 minutes.
1319
01:01:27,060 --> 01:01:28,810
- That's a great idea.
- Let's do it.
1320
01:01:28,890 --> 01:01:30,020
You wanna come Cole?
1321
01:01:30,100 --> 01:01:32,480
Nah, you guys bond over your shots.
1322
01:01:33,310 --> 01:01:35,020
Do you mind driving me back
to their place?
1323
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:36,440
Rock and roll.
1324
01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:37,780
Don't hog it.
1325
01:01:39,610 --> 01:01:41,110
I feel great so far.
1326
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:42,820
I like your new glasses.
1327
01:01:42,950 --> 01:01:44,580
- Oh yeah, you like these?
- Yeah.
1328
01:01:44,620 --> 01:01:47,160
- Can I tell you a secret?
- Yeah...
1329
01:01:47,290 --> 01:01:50,330
These glasses have a camera in them.
1330
01:01:50,370 --> 01:01:52,580
- They're spyglasses.
- No!
1331
01:01:52,620 --> 01:01:53,750
- Yeah. You see?
- No way!
1332
01:01:53,790 --> 01:01:56,090
See right in the middle of the eyes?
That's a camera.
1333
01:01:56,130 --> 01:01:57,670
You've been wearing these
all the time.
1334
01:01:57,710 --> 01:01:59,420
- Yeah, because I've been--
- Spying on me.
1335
01:01:59,460 --> 01:02:00,470
Yeah!
1336
01:02:02,300 --> 01:02:03,300
Cool.
1337
01:02:03,430 --> 01:02:06,220
We're about to go on the tram.
It's gonna be a great moment.
1338
01:02:06,430 --> 01:02:08,430
Just two people living in the moment.
1339
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:13,350
This is awesome.
Wow! Look how small the windmills look.
1340
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:16,860
I know, they looked so big
when we were down there.
1341
01:02:19,940 --> 01:02:21,240
- Ew.
- Gross.
1342
01:02:21,570 --> 01:02:22,700
Covid.
1343
01:02:23,530 --> 01:02:25,070
Yucky Covid.
1344
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,620
- It's beautiful, huh?
- Yeah, It's so nice.
1345
01:02:29,950 --> 01:02:31,080
I just want to say....
1346
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:35,710
I know that we've kind of
had our troubles recently,
1347
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:39,300
but you are the most amazing person
1348
01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:41,420
that I've ever met.
1349
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:44,300
And I love you so much!
1350
01:02:46,010 --> 01:02:47,010
Take this.
1351
01:02:49,390 --> 01:02:50,600
I love you too.
1352
01:02:57,610 --> 01:02:58,690
Oh my god!
1353
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:03,740
Oh my god!
1354
01:03:04,530 --> 01:03:05,700
Are you okay?
1355
01:03:17,290 --> 01:03:18,340
I feel awful.
1356
01:03:18,380 --> 01:03:19,420
I know, me too.
1357
01:03:19,460 --> 01:03:20,960
Are you gonna be okay to drive?
1358
01:03:21,050 --> 01:03:23,170
I hope so. Yeah, I'll be fine.
1359
01:03:37,690 --> 01:03:38,820
Hello?
1360
01:03:38,860 --> 01:03:40,610
- Oh shit!
- Oh fuck!
1361
01:03:42,150 --> 01:03:43,360
Hey, hey guys.
1362
01:03:43,780 --> 01:03:44,950
What are you guys doing?
1363
01:03:44,990 --> 01:03:46,110
Watching TV.
1364
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:48,530
Were you guys like having sex?
1365
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:50,780
- Oh my god!
- Oh!
1366
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,790
Sorry that's... unrelated.
1367
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,660
Do you guys mind if we finish?
1368
01:03:55,830 --> 01:03:56,960
Go ahead.
1369
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,980
Wait, you guys are leaving?
1370
01:04:18,100 --> 01:04:19,400
Yeah, sorry.
1371
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:21,610
What happened to,
"Get yourself a helpful servant"?
1372
01:04:21,820 --> 01:04:23,190
You'll be fine, see you later.
1373
01:04:23,230 --> 01:04:24,990
- See ya.
- Bye!
1374
01:04:26,490 --> 01:04:28,490
Guess no one's taking care of us.
1375
01:04:28,950 --> 01:04:30,910
Come on, I'm already feeling better.
1376
01:04:30,990 --> 01:04:32,830
Yeah, but what if it comes in waves?
1377
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,290
At least we'll have free entertainment
for the night.
1378
01:04:35,450 --> 01:04:36,540
What're you talking about?
1379
01:04:36,580 --> 01:04:38,540
I'm a little worried about your age.
1380
01:04:39,540 --> 01:04:40,540
Why?
1381
01:04:41,290 --> 01:04:43,710
Because I really feel
like I'm falling for you.
1382
01:04:44,210 --> 01:04:46,050
I'm falling in love with you too.
1383
01:04:46,260 --> 01:04:48,430
Wow. How is this happening?
1384
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:50,640
It's love.
1385
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:54,020
- Does he know she's recording him?
- It's like you came to me out of a dream.
1386
01:04:54,060 --> 01:04:55,140
From the second I saw you
1387
01:04:55,180 --> 01:04:57,680
- She's not, it's FaceTime.
- from my cousin's boyfriend's car
1388
01:04:57,730 --> 01:04:59,230
I felt fate guiding me.
1389
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:01,610
It's not right to be watching this.
1390
01:05:02,730 --> 01:05:04,860
It just makes you uncomfortable because
1391
01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:07,070
you forgot what real intimacy feels like.
1392
01:05:07,110 --> 01:05:10,910
Celine's almost like a second mom to me.
1393
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:13,160
Real intimacy is consensual.
1394
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:17,040
Don't you think she'd prefer to be,
maybe sister?
1395
01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:18,830
Why don't we ask her?
1396
01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:21,630
Celine.
1397
01:05:22,580 --> 01:05:24,750
How did you FaceTime them so fast?
1398
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:27,380
I've been FaceTiming them the whole time.
1399
01:05:27,420 --> 01:05:28,590
What?
1400
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:31,760
Say hi!
1401
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:33,180
Hey guys!
1402
01:05:33,390 --> 01:05:34,510
Hey Parthik!
1403
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:35,560
Hey!
1404
01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:36,890
What's up?
1405
01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:38,390
Kinda funny, huh?
1406
01:05:38,890 --> 01:05:40,020
I love it.
1407
01:05:40,100 --> 01:05:41,730
How are you guys feeling?
1408
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:43,860
Still kind of bad.
1409
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:45,860
I'm okay, I'm a little achy.
1410
01:05:46,610 --> 01:05:48,740
Don't forget that first night
1411
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,610
you're gonna have the craziest dreams.
1412
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,960
How has the Covid-19 pandemic
1413
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,830
impacted your relationships?
1414
01:06:00,870 --> 01:06:03,040
Do you think pandemic hasaffected your mental health?
1415
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:04,580
Love, it's a gamble.
1416
01:06:04,750 --> 01:06:06,040
Everything
1417
01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:07,710
- is changed.- Coronavirus.
1418
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:10,380
-
Worldwide reset
.
- I thought we'd be married by now.
1419
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:12,430
I'm scared of all women now.
1420
01:06:12,470 --> 01:06:13,470
Consent form.
1421
01:06:13,510 --> 01:06:15,010
I don't like being on camera.
1422
01:06:15,050 --> 01:06:18,140
Do you think, I'll get blowback for mydocumentary not being very diverse?
1423
01:06:18,220 --> 01:06:20,560
- Definitely!
-
Fear and control and paranoia.
1424
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:22,480
I really don't want to be alone again.
1425
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:24,310
- Yeah, we dug a hole.
- Is that a good fit?
1426
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:25,440
Tight and right.
1427
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:26,900
Best sales and rentals!
1428
01:06:26,940 --> 01:06:28,730
The government was trying to destroy love.
1429
01:06:28,820 --> 01:06:30,030
The spirit of Kokopelli.
1430
01:06:30,070 --> 01:06:31,990
The most successful doc
1431
01:06:32,030 --> 01:06:34,530
about the Covid-19 pandemic.
1432
01:06:35,530 --> 01:06:36,530
Paralyzed by
1433
01:06:36,580 --> 01:06:38,490
other people's point of view.
1434
01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:40,830
- You're acting like it's a pornography.
- It's funny.
1435
01:06:40,870 --> 01:06:42,210
Are you a filmmaker?
1436
01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:44,210
It is about my relationship.
1437
01:06:44,540 --> 01:06:46,750
- Are you in love?
-
I hope he dies soon.
1438
01:06:47,170 --> 01:06:48,170
I wanna be alone again.
1439
01:06:48,250 --> 01:06:49,380
- What's his name?- Jay.
1440
01:06:49,420 --> 01:06:50,630
Why am I so fucked up?
1441
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:52,550
Let's see if I have Covid...
1442
01:06:59,220 --> 01:07:00,350
Hey baby!
1443
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:03,480
For the first part of our wedding video.
1444
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:06,100
This is me asking Jay
1445
01:07:06,230 --> 01:07:08,610
if he would like to be the best man
1446
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:12,070
at our beautiful union in a couple hours.
1447
01:07:25,670 --> 01:07:27,750
Hey man, would you be
the best man at my wedding?
1448
01:07:29,460 --> 01:07:30,460
Parthik?
1449
01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:31,840
Yeah! Good morning, Jay!
1450
01:07:33,050 --> 01:07:34,130
How you feeling?
1451
01:07:35,050 --> 01:07:37,510
Wait, you guys are getting married?
1452
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:39,390
Yeah, right now!
1453
01:07:42,060 --> 01:07:43,520
You know I'm making a wedding movie?
1454
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:44,940
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1455
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,850
Would you film the ceremony for me?
1456
01:07:46,900 --> 01:07:48,100
Sure. Of course.
1457
01:07:48,150 --> 01:07:50,520
You can use some of the
footage in your film if you want.
1458
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:53,110
Are you sure you wanna do this Cole?
1459
01:07:53,610 --> 01:07:54,820
It was my idea.
1460
01:07:55,450 --> 01:07:56,860
- Really?
- Yeah, I mean
1461
01:07:57,410 --> 01:07:59,910
I see all these millennials
posting on Instagram
1462
01:07:59,950 --> 01:08:02,370
about how they're so unhappy.
1463
01:08:02,410 --> 01:08:05,120
And they're having constant
meaningless sex
1464
01:08:05,210 --> 01:08:06,790
with people they met on apps.
1465
01:08:07,170 --> 01:08:08,790
I don't want that for myself.
1466
01:08:08,830 --> 01:08:10,380
You know, I want a family.
1467
01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:12,920
I want a home. I want stability.
1468
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:16,760
I wanna really build something like
meaningful and deep
1469
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:17,800
with Parthik.
1470
01:08:18,220 --> 01:08:19,220
You know?
1471
01:08:19,260 --> 01:08:21,100
When you know, you know.
1472
01:08:21,390 --> 01:08:22,390
You know?
1473
01:08:22,430 --> 01:08:23,560
I mean, I totally get it.
1474
01:08:23,770 --> 01:08:24,890
I guess.
1475
01:08:24,930 --> 01:08:26,520
Aww, you look like an angel.
1476
01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:29,690
Does it look good on camera?
1477
01:08:31,820 --> 01:08:32,900
It does.
1478
01:08:35,190 --> 01:08:36,530
Did you write any vows?
1479
01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:43,040
- This is the biggest day of my life.
- Yeah, make it good.
1480
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:44,950
I thought it was gonna be
my college graduation.
1481
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,080
But I don't even think
I need to do that anymore.
1482
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:48,120
Yeah, fuck that.
1483
01:08:48,210 --> 01:08:50,460
If you wanna change
your mind you still can.
1484
01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:52,250
I don't wanna change my mind.
1485
01:08:52,420 --> 01:08:53,880
Okay, just checking.
1486
01:08:55,710 --> 01:08:56,720
Hi honey!
1487
01:08:57,300 --> 01:08:58,300
Hi baby!
1488
01:08:58,720 --> 01:08:59,800
Parthik!
1489
01:09:00,010 --> 01:09:01,050
Are you ready?
1490
01:09:01,180 --> 01:09:02,640
Just gotta get official.
1491
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:04,680
- Thank you so much for doing this.
- Oh my god
1492
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:06,640
what a beautiful day to get married.
1493
01:09:07,390 --> 01:09:08,390
Thank you.
1494
01:09:08,890 --> 01:09:09,900
Big, big day.
1495
01:09:10,350 --> 01:09:11,730
- Hi baby.
- Hi!
1496
01:09:11,860 --> 01:09:13,730
Less than 24 hours ago,
1497
01:09:13,820 --> 01:09:15,320
I met the love of my life:
1498
01:09:15,650 --> 01:09:16,650
Colette.
1499
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,240
I knew she was the love of my life
1500
01:09:19,740 --> 01:09:21,870
because we had sex right away
1501
01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:24,660
and 'cause she was nearly half my age.
1502
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,120
At this point
1503
01:09:27,910 --> 01:09:31,380
you might be confused
or even a little offended.
1504
01:09:32,210 --> 01:09:33,840
But the funny thing is
1505
01:09:34,090 --> 01:09:37,130
I had a dream about this
when I was 13 years old
1506
01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:38,420
and I wrote it down
1507
01:09:38,590 --> 01:09:40,340
and I've kept it with me ever since.
1508
01:09:47,310 --> 01:09:50,900
"I just woke up
and I had the craziest dream.
1509
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:54,820
"I was madly in love with a little goblin.
1510
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:57,860
"I met her in the school nurse's office.
1511
01:09:58,650 --> 01:10:02,070
"She was about six or seven
and totally creepy
1512
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:06,910
"kinda like that weird girl
in the PlayStation commercial.
1513
01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:10,290
"Somehow, I fell for her spell
1514
01:10:10,460 --> 01:10:12,540
"and we had sex right away,
1515
01:10:12,710 --> 01:10:15,250
"right there on the examination table.
1516
01:10:16,210 --> 01:10:17,800
"And once we had sex,
1517
01:10:18,170 --> 01:10:20,170
"the dream told me that we were married,
1518
01:10:20,380 --> 01:10:22,430
"even though neither of us was old enough.
1519
01:10:22,930 --> 01:10:24,390
"It felt super real
1520
01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:25,640
"and when I woke up
1521
01:10:25,970 --> 01:10:28,890
"I knew I should feel scared or guilty
1522
01:10:29,140 --> 01:10:31,640
"but I felt happy instead.
1523
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:33,980
"Parthik Miraj
1524
01:10:34,310 --> 01:10:37,570
"August 14th, 1999."
1525
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,780
I love you.
1526
01:10:45,950 --> 01:10:47,410
I also had a dream
1527
01:10:47,700 --> 01:10:49,580
that I was wandering through the desert,
1528
01:10:49,660 --> 01:10:52,330
tired and thirsty and alone.
1529
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:55,120
And I came across a glimmering lake
1530
01:10:55,630 --> 01:10:59,090
and I thought to myself
well this must be too good to be true.
1531
01:10:59,300 --> 01:11:01,550
This must be a mirage.
1532
01:11:02,010 --> 01:11:05,930
What happens when a mirage
becomes a reality?
1533
01:11:06,390 --> 01:11:07,930
Parthik Miraj
1534
01:11:08,140 --> 01:11:10,430
you are my glimmering lake.
1535
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:14,640
And I plan to drink
from your supple waters
1536
01:11:14,690 --> 01:11:17,730
every day for the rest of my fucking life.
1537
01:11:17,820 --> 01:11:19,020
- Yes.
- I love you.
1538
01:11:19,270 --> 01:11:20,400
I love you.
1539
01:11:21,030 --> 01:11:22,440
Amen!
1540
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:25,570
By the powers invested in me,
1541
01:11:25,860 --> 01:11:27,620
by the State of California.
1542
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:31,290
Parthik, you may now kiss the bride.
1543
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,540
JUST MARRIED
1544
01:11:38,670 --> 01:11:39,710
Love you!
1545
01:11:39,750 --> 01:11:41,960
- Love you guys!
- Let's go baby!
1546
01:11:43,260 --> 01:11:44,260
We're married!
1547
01:11:45,180 --> 01:11:47,010
- Love you, babe.
- Love you.
1548
01:11:47,090 --> 01:11:48,140
That was fun.
1549
01:11:49,010 --> 01:11:50,720
You think it's gonna work out
between them?
1550
01:11:50,810 --> 01:11:52,470
I have a good feeling about it, actually.
1551
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:54,440
COLETTE X PARTHIK
4 EVR
1552
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:55,980
Colette, show 'em your ring.
1553
01:11:56,060 --> 01:11:57,770
That's the ring.
I'm on top of the world.
1554
01:11:58,690 --> 01:11:59,770
How do I look?
1555
01:11:59,820 --> 01:12:00,980
Oh, y'all filming each other.
1556
01:12:01,020 --> 01:12:02,440
Is this for my wedding video?
1557
01:12:03,150 --> 01:12:05,360
- Cheers!
- I've known this guy mad long
1558
01:12:05,530 --> 01:12:08,360
and to see him glow up like this
is absolutely beautiful.
1559
01:12:08,410 --> 01:12:10,830
- Where'd we meet, Billy?
- Morongo Casino...
1560
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:13,500
- Are you a friend of Colette?
- I'm a friend of Colette.
1561
01:12:13,540 --> 01:12:15,290
- Watch this.
- What are you gonna do?
1562
01:12:15,460 --> 01:12:16,420
Yes.
1563
01:12:19,710 --> 01:12:22,670
Bro! With my phone?!
1564
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:23,960
That's my cousin.
1565
01:12:24,050 --> 01:12:25,800
- I'm gonna show him the car.
- Okay.
1566
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:28,930
- Are you here with anyone?
- Um, what do you mean?
1567
01:12:29,550 --> 01:12:32,930
- I mean, do you have a date or...?
- Oh, to this?
1568
01:12:32,970 --> 01:12:33,970
Yeah.
1569
01:12:34,060 --> 01:12:35,730
Yeah, no I'm--
I'm here with my girlfriend.
1570
01:12:35,770 --> 01:12:36,810
Oh, oh okay.
1571
01:12:38,190 --> 01:12:39,770
Parthik and Colette,
1572
01:12:39,900 --> 01:12:42,020
I'm so happy for you guys.
1573
01:12:42,190 --> 01:12:44,110
I can't believe you found each other.
1574
01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:46,990
You really found love
in a hopeless place.
1575
01:12:47,070 --> 01:12:48,950
I always knew
I was gonna get married young,
1576
01:12:48,990 --> 01:12:50,370
just like my parents, and I did.
1577
01:12:50,410 --> 01:12:53,080
- I'm blind... to everybody else.
- Who are these skanks?
1578
01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:54,870
- I'm a fan.
- Oh, thank you.
1579
01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:58,500
Hey guys!
1580
01:12:58,540 --> 01:13:02,250
I would love it if you
guys could join us, in there.
1581
01:13:02,670 --> 01:13:05,920
If you're wearing a fucking mask
take those shits off.
1582
01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:10,800
- It's so beautiful! We got Del Taco.
- We got the Del.
1583
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:13,390
- His favorite.
- Only the best for my baby.
1584
01:13:13,970 --> 01:13:15,890
- I love the belly ring.
- Thank you.
1585
01:13:15,930 --> 01:13:18,640
- Is that new?
- Yeah, I got it just for this occasion.
1586
01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:20,190
Oh I love you, bitch.
1587
01:13:20,940 --> 01:13:23,610
- I'm so glad I'm here.
- Thank you for coming, mama.
1588
01:13:25,150 --> 01:13:26,940
Jay and Celine!
1589
01:13:27,150 --> 01:13:28,150
Celine...
1590
01:13:28,530 --> 01:13:31,950
How do you feel about your little cousin
getting married before you?
1591
01:13:32,490 --> 01:13:33,530
I'm furious.
1592
01:13:34,870 --> 01:13:36,450
Why doesn't Jay propose?
1593
01:13:37,250 --> 01:13:38,790
I don't know, why don't you ask him?
1594
01:13:39,370 --> 01:13:40,460
Jay...
1595
01:13:41,290 --> 01:13:42,960
Why don't you propose to Celine?
1596
01:13:43,290 --> 01:13:46,130
I propose you just enjoy your wedding,
1597
01:13:46,170 --> 01:13:48,970
you devious little instigator.
1598
01:13:49,010 --> 01:13:50,430
Don't get into our business, okay.
1599
01:13:50,470 --> 01:13:53,220
I have get ready for
my big number anyway.
1600
01:13:53,510 --> 01:13:54,510
You take this.
1601
01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:00,230
Hey... should we?
1602
01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:02,400
- What?
- Just get married?
1603
01:14:03,020 --> 01:14:04,020
Sure.
1604
01:14:05,690 --> 01:14:10,110
I think this'll be the last chance
I have to get stuff for my doc, so...
1605
01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:17,450
Jay's never gonna marry me.
1606
01:14:17,490 --> 01:14:18,580
He doesn't fucking love me.
1607
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:21,960
If he loves me it's in the way
that I don't understand.
1608
01:14:29,590 --> 01:14:30,760
He do, he do.
1609
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:38,140
- Olive?
- Yeah!
1610
01:14:38,180 --> 01:14:41,060
Do your remember me?
I'm Celine. Colette's cousin.
1611
01:14:41,180 --> 01:14:42,190
Oh Celine!
1612
01:14:42,230 --> 01:14:44,480
I didn't recognize you behind the camera.
1613
01:14:44,860 --> 01:14:46,770
Colette said you were making
a movie about this?
1614
01:14:46,820 --> 01:14:48,360
Yeah, do you wanna be in it?
1615
01:14:49,030 --> 01:14:50,780
Aren't I kinda in it right now?
1616
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:53,320
Kind of.
I don't know if this will make the cut...
1617
01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:54,860
Well, what would I have to do?
1618
01:14:54,950 --> 01:14:56,450
Have you met my boyfriend?
1619
01:14:56,620 --> 01:14:58,160
That guy over there?
1620
01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:01,370
Yeah... the guy in the glasses.
1621
01:15:01,410 --> 01:15:03,870
Everybody, meet my beautiful bride
1622
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:05,500
Colette Miraj!
1623
01:15:08,590 --> 01:15:10,010
Let's show 'em what we got.
1624
01:15:15,180 --> 01:15:19,600
There's a saying oldsays that love is blind
1625
01:15:20,140 --> 01:15:24,940
Still we're often toldseek and ye shall find
1626
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:32,610
So I'm going to seeka certain lad I've had in mind
1627
01:15:35,820 --> 01:15:40,370
Looking everywhere,haven't found him yet
1628
01:15:40,660 --> 01:15:45,620
He's the big affair I cannot forget
1629
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:52,800
Only man I ever think of with regret
1630
01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:59,050
I'd like to add...
1631
01:15:59,140 --> 01:16:00,850
Why don't you walk over to him?
1632
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:04,270
...to my monogram
1633
01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,140
Colette Miraj.
1634
01:16:06,980 --> 01:16:09,860
Tell me where...
1635
01:16:09,940 --> 01:16:11,070
Is the song hitting?
1636
01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:14,490
The song? Hitting?
Yeah, she's great.
1637
01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:21,370
There's a somebody I'm longin' to see
1638
01:16:21,580 --> 01:16:27,000
I hope that he turns out to be...
1639
01:16:27,420 --> 01:16:28,460
No.
1640
01:16:28,540 --> 01:16:29,710
We can't do that.
1641
01:16:29,790 --> 01:16:31,590
What? It's just for the movie.
1642
01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:33,920
See.
1643
01:16:34,300 --> 01:16:39,090
To one who'll watch over me
1644
01:16:39,140 --> 01:16:40,140
Excuse me, sorry!
1645
01:16:40,180 --> 01:16:42,350
Sorry Colette, that was so beautiful.
1646
01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:44,680
You're so beautiful.
1647
01:16:44,890 --> 01:16:46,850
To the happy couple!
1648
01:16:47,390 --> 01:16:48,770
Let's give a round of applause...
1649
01:16:54,230 --> 01:16:58,240
Your girlfriend told me those glasses
have a camera in them.
1650
01:16:58,280 --> 01:16:59,360
- Is that true?
- Yeah.
1651
01:16:59,570 --> 01:17:02,660
She also mentioned that you
proposed tonight.
1652
01:17:03,080 --> 01:17:04,080
Is that true?
1653
01:17:04,370 --> 01:17:05,580
It's amazing.
1654
01:17:05,870 --> 01:17:08,910
It's so great, that you guys just met
1655
01:17:09,170 --> 01:17:10,790
and went for it.
1656
01:17:11,420 --> 01:17:15,630
'Cause the thing about some people
is that they wait too long
1657
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:19,010
and it's like you wake up
next to your sibling.
1658
01:17:20,890 --> 01:17:22,850
She asked me, do I think you're hot
1659
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:24,930
and I said I did.
1660
01:17:26,770 --> 01:17:29,270
Well, I think you're...
I think you're hot too.
1661
01:17:29,390 --> 01:17:31,100
But you are a new couple
1662
01:17:31,150 --> 01:17:34,570
so I will give you some advice.
1663
01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:37,030
The thing about relationships
is they aren't easy.
1664
01:17:37,110 --> 01:17:38,530
They're not easy.
1665
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:42,160
But if you can make it through,
1666
01:17:44,530 --> 01:17:45,950
then you did it.
1667
01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:48,330
Then you did it.
1668
01:17:49,710 --> 01:17:50,920
Then you did it.
1669
01:17:52,710 --> 01:17:53,920
Then you did it.
1670
01:17:55,710 --> 01:17:57,130
I love you so much.
1671
01:17:57,630 --> 01:17:58,960
I'm really sorry.
1672
01:17:59,260 --> 01:18:00,840
I got it... honey, I got it.
1673
01:18:02,180 --> 01:18:03,260
That's my wife's cousin.
1674
01:18:03,300 --> 01:18:05,810
A rousing speech from
my cousin Celine, everybody.
1675
01:18:06,220 --> 01:18:08,390
What do you guys say
we finish the song?
1676
01:18:11,100 --> 01:18:12,980
Interview subject, Celine Unger.
1677
01:18:13,190 --> 01:18:14,770
What is this movie about?
1678
01:18:14,860 --> 01:18:16,860
I guess it's not really about Covid.
1679
01:18:16,980 --> 01:18:18,280
It is about my relationship.
1680
01:18:19,030 --> 01:18:20,440
I don't know what to do about Jay.
1681
01:18:20,490 --> 01:18:22,740
I mean, the longer we gowithout having sex,
1682
01:18:22,780 --> 01:18:25,830
the harder it is to remember whywe were even together in the first place.
1683
01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:29,660
I need to figure out
or resolve this once and for all.
1684
01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:31,710
I guess I could alwaysmake something happen
1685
01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:35,580
but that's not exactly in the spiritof documentary film making...
1686
01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:38,880
I can see our early days pretty clearly
1687
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:42,260
with this feeling of intense nostalgia
1688
01:18:42,300 --> 01:18:43,640
and longing.
1689
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:45,970
"Dyckia Whiplash" that's what
I'm gonna give you.
1690
01:18:46,850 --> 01:18:48,260
I love Jay and I miss him.
1691
01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:49,600
Never change.
1692
01:18:56,650 --> 01:19:01,650
SATURDAY MARCH 20TH, 2021
ABOUT 7:45 AM
1693
01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:35,560
Celine?
1694
01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:37,350
Do I look like a girl with a plan?
1695
01:19:37,900 --> 01:19:39,020
It's cause I am.
1696
01:19:41,030 --> 01:19:42,110
Celine...
1697
01:19:44,530 --> 01:19:46,030
I just figured it out.
1698
01:19:46,450 --> 01:19:48,240
And it's gonna be awesome.
1699
01:19:58,250 --> 01:19:59,380
Celine...
1700
01:20:08,850 --> 01:20:09,850
Celine!
1701
01:20:14,140 --> 01:20:15,140
Celine!
1702
01:20:25,700 --> 01:20:27,160
Use the movie to find me.
1703
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:28,570
Our week's almost up.
1704
01:20:28,620 --> 01:20:29,910
Checkout is tomorrow.
1705
01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:32,370
P.S. Don't forget to record everything.
1706
01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:52,100
I'm relying on your high-IQ sperg mind
1707
01:20:52,140 --> 01:20:53,390
to get us out
1708
01:20:53,930 --> 01:20:54,980
alive.
1709
01:20:55,850 --> 01:20:58,770
I'm really sorrybut I'm kind of like in puzzle mode now.
1710
01:20:58,900 --> 01:20:59,900
Puzzle mode?
1711
01:20:59,980 --> 01:21:01,480
I wanna figure this shit out.
1712
01:21:01,650 --> 01:21:02,860
- Puzzle mode?- Yeah.
1713
01:21:04,150 --> 01:21:07,280
Idk where you are
or what you want me to do
1714
01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:10,490
but I promise nothing happened
with that girl!
1715
01:21:10,780 --> 01:21:12,160
Lmk that yr okay
1716
01:21:18,330 --> 01:21:23,300
All it takes to log in is something Isaid when I was you and you were me.
1717
01:21:23,540 --> 01:21:27,800
When you were me...
When I was you, and you were me.
1718
01:21:34,350 --> 01:21:37,890
Aw, well let's try and make thiscan of worms, a good can of worms.
1719
01:21:38,350 --> 01:21:41,310
Like put your birthday in my calendar
so I don't forget it again.
1720
01:21:42,190 --> 01:21:43,560
Can of worms?
1721
01:21:44,860 --> 01:21:45,860
Worms?
1722
01:21:48,190 --> 01:21:49,200
My birthday?
1723
01:21:55,660 --> 01:21:58,160
Your password was my birthday?
1724
01:21:58,410 --> 01:22:00,540
Find me before sunriseor we're breaking up.
1725
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:03,920
P.S. I do see numbers and patternsin everything, Jay.
1726
01:22:04,790 --> 01:22:07,300
I thought she saw numbers
and patterns in everything.
1727
01:22:07,380 --> 01:22:10,010
Turns out, she's just a normal girl.
1728
01:22:11,300 --> 01:22:13,340
DAYLIGHT
6:00 AM - 7:24 PM
1729
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:15,260
Let me just set the timer.
1730
01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:18,560
He'll thank me when it's over.
1731
01:22:23,980 --> 01:22:25,020
Wow...
1732
01:22:25,480 --> 01:22:28,110
Do you think putting yourselfin the movie changes it?
1733
01:22:29,650 --> 01:22:32,110
Changes it? It's my movie!
1734
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:33,200
Your movie.
1735
01:22:34,530 --> 01:22:36,660
- Cause one day this'll all be over.- Good.
1736
01:22:36,740 --> 01:22:40,700
Yeah good, except we'll be so glad it'sover, that we'll forget all about it.
1737
01:22:40,830 --> 01:22:42,870
Everyone will. And they shouldn't!
1738
01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:45,080
- You look so pretty.
-
And that's why for this movie
1739
01:22:45,250 --> 01:22:51,090
every little detail is important.
1740
01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:55,100
Oh god. What does this mean?
What is this?
1741
01:22:55,300 --> 01:22:57,640
- It's giving me coordinates.- Okay.
1742
01:22:59,810 --> 01:23:02,940
- What's your code again?- It's 3-6-4-8-0-1.
1743
01:23:03,020 --> 01:23:05,440
- Keep filming! C'mon.- Why?
1744
01:23:05,690 --> 01:23:07,110
So we'll know what to do next time!
1745
01:23:07,150 --> 01:23:08,480
So what you just pump it up?
1746
01:23:08,570 --> 01:23:11,610
With this jack it's like1 or 2 pumps you know.
1747
01:23:11,650 --> 01:23:15,700
But with your little scissor jackit's probably 10 or 15 rotations.
1748
01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:17,530
Maybe he doesn't wanna be filmed...
1749
01:23:17,580 --> 01:23:18,700
That can't be it.
1750
01:23:18,830 --> 01:23:20,080
Do you think it's weird?
1751
01:23:21,540 --> 01:23:23,960
It's probably 10 or 15 rotations.
1752
01:23:25,670 --> 01:23:28,040
No fucking way.
1753
01:23:30,050 --> 01:23:31,590
13... 14...
1754
01:23:36,340 --> 01:23:38,300
No fucking way!
1755
01:23:38,350 --> 01:23:40,430
It's just a little debris.Somebody else's tire.
1756
01:23:40,470 --> 01:23:41,890
You left this for me?
1757
01:23:41,930 --> 01:23:43,940
Thirty three, what is that?
1758
01:23:45,060 --> 01:23:46,600
The age Jesus died?
1759
01:23:48,650 --> 01:23:53,110
I feel like if you see yourself
through my eyes literally,
1760
01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:55,450
you will understand how awesome you are.
1761
01:23:55,530 --> 01:23:58,780
I'm excited for you to see
how it all comes together.
1762
01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:02,120
Alright babe, you asked me to film
everything and I'm doing it.
1763
01:24:02,370 --> 01:24:05,460
Okay. A folder called "The Code".
1764
01:24:05,620 --> 01:24:07,670
Ten clips, airdrop.
1765
01:24:09,460 --> 01:24:10,460
I've seen that.
1766
01:24:11,760 --> 01:24:13,050
I have seen that!
1767
01:24:13,130 --> 01:24:14,380
Okay this is new.
1768
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:19,180
You have no idea how many freakswe get for the whole ghost thing.
1769
01:24:19,390 --> 01:24:22,600
Just don't burn the place downand we'll be all good.
1770
01:24:24,220 --> 01:24:25,350
What is this?
1771
01:24:25,440 --> 01:24:27,640
...freaks we getfor the whole ghost thing.
1772
01:24:30,020 --> 01:24:32,150
Go Celine! Go Celine!
1773
01:24:32,320 --> 01:24:34,610
This padlock was made by a warlock, babe!
1774
01:24:35,240 --> 01:24:36,570
Wait baby it's locked.
1775
01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:40,530
I hacked it. 6-6-6-9.
1776
01:24:40,830 --> 01:24:42,490
Yep. I remember.
1777
01:24:43,620 --> 01:24:45,870
Okay, let's see what the deal is in here.
1778
01:24:48,460 --> 01:24:50,460
Maybe Parthik'll know?
1779
01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:06,430
Hey! What's up, man?
1780
01:25:06,520 --> 01:25:08,020
Kinda honeymoonin' over here.
1781
01:25:08,230 --> 01:25:10,690
Okay man, sorry but do you
know where Celine is?
1782
01:25:10,860 --> 01:25:13,020
Have you checked your house?
1783
01:25:13,070 --> 01:25:15,610
Haha. Funny. But um no, she's not here.
1784
01:25:15,690 --> 01:25:17,280
Let me ask my wifey.
1785
01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:19,450
Hey, say hi to Jay.
1786
01:25:19,530 --> 01:25:21,660
- Hey Jay.
- Do you know where Celine is?
1787
01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:22,700
Nope.
1788
01:25:22,950 --> 01:25:24,580
Sorry we couldn't be more of a help, man.
1789
01:25:24,700 --> 01:25:26,040
No, no, hey, just one more thing.
1790
01:25:26,160 --> 01:25:27,200
Okay...
1791
01:25:27,460 --> 01:25:30,040
What was the ghost thing
that happened in this house?
1792
01:25:30,120 --> 01:25:33,290
The family that built the original house
1793
01:25:33,420 --> 01:25:35,130
they moved out within a year because
1794
01:25:35,260 --> 01:25:37,340
they were convinced
a ghost haunted the place.
1795
01:25:38,510 --> 01:25:40,140
Okay and what was the family's name?
1796
01:25:40,260 --> 01:25:41,760
- Colmores! The Colmores.
- Colmores.
1797
01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:44,180
- Okay and what--
- I don't wanna freak you out, but...
1798
01:25:45,180 --> 01:25:47,520
the year was written on the wall in blood.
1799
01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:48,770
And what year was it?
1800
01:25:48,810 --> 01:25:52,150
- '49! '49!
- '49! '49!
1801
01:25:52,980 --> 01:25:54,110
Thanks man!
1802
01:25:55,480 --> 01:25:56,530
COLMORE 1949
1803
01:25:56,940 --> 01:25:58,490
Whoa. It's true.
1804
01:25:58,530 --> 01:26:01,030
- Oh fuck, you're still here dude?
- Hang up!
1805
01:26:01,320 --> 01:26:03,120
- Bye, Jay.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
1806
01:26:03,280 --> 01:26:05,280
33 and 49...
1807
01:26:05,450 --> 01:26:06,620
what does it mean?
1808
01:26:06,950 --> 01:26:10,080
Well, I guess it probably
is haunted after all.
1809
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,120
That's weird.
1810
01:26:13,630 --> 01:26:16,500
I just miss having fun
and going to dinner,
1811
01:26:16,670 --> 01:26:18,550
waking up and having sex.
1812
01:26:18,630 --> 01:26:20,680
The old Jay used to like
the way I did everything!
1813
01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:22,260
I really miss what we had.
1814
01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:24,010
Are you filming me right now?
1815
01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:25,680
I don't know, maybe.
1816
01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:28,640
Please don't talk about work stuffon camera. Don't ask me about it.
1817
01:26:28,890 --> 01:26:32,650
I dare you to think of a scenarioin which the price of CX coin
1818
01:26:32,690 --> 01:26:34,440
at this exact moment, will matter.
1819
01:26:35,110 --> 01:26:38,980
...the price of CX coin at thisexact moment, will matter.
1820
01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:40,610
Who's gonna edit this thing?
1821
01:26:41,400 --> 01:26:43,530
I don't know. Me?
1822
01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:54,250
...the price of CX coinat this exact moment.
1823
01:26:54,750 --> 01:26:56,540
18.345 - value of cx coin at that moment
1824
01:26:58,550 --> 01:26:59,590
LIVE PRICE
1825
01:26:59,630 --> 01:27:00,800
Oh my god, fuck.
1826
01:27:02,380 --> 01:27:05,390
Tommy! What the fuck's happening with CX?!
1827
01:27:05,510 --> 01:27:07,970
We were messaging you last night.
We dumped 6am this morning.
1828
01:27:08,060 --> 01:27:09,970
- You did?
- Look, we had to dump
1829
01:27:10,020 --> 01:27:11,180
you didn't finish your NFTs.
1830
01:27:11,270 --> 01:27:12,520
Tell me you dumped!
1831
01:27:13,020 --> 01:27:17,520
Alright, you didn't dump.
Just dump now, get out while you can.
1832
01:27:17,690 --> 01:27:19,940
I'm so fucking stupid.
1833
01:27:20,480 --> 01:27:24,110
- Why are we so dumb?- Maybe we're just not a good team.
1834
01:27:24,610 --> 01:27:25,820
Don't say that.
1835
01:27:26,490 --> 01:27:27,910
We are a good team.
1836
01:27:33,250 --> 01:27:34,870
You're crazy, baby.
1837
01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:39,540
I understand. It was irresponsible
but it'll never happen again.
1838
01:27:43,630 --> 01:27:45,680
Oh my god! Sorry! I'm so sorry!
1839
01:27:47,010 --> 01:27:48,600
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1840
01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:57,400
Yo, big dog! I thought you
already figured out this room.
1841
01:27:57,440 --> 01:27:59,900
Yeah, I did!
I don't know bro I just liked it so much
1842
01:27:59,940 --> 01:28:02,320
I thought I'd come
and figure it out again!
1843
01:28:02,530 --> 01:28:05,450
- Are there any other numbers in here?
- Numbers?
1844
01:28:05,660 --> 01:28:07,490
Yeah like these locks and these clocks.
1845
01:28:07,860 --> 01:28:09,240
Oh...
1846
01:28:11,120 --> 01:28:13,700
Under the mattress. Right there, 115.
1847
01:28:13,750 --> 01:28:15,500
Well no clues under the bed.
1848
01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:19,040
Yes! I can't believe I missed that!
1849
01:28:19,210 --> 01:28:20,210
115.
1850
01:28:20,710 --> 01:28:23,960
Celine, she bought the CCTV footage
for 45.99.
1851
01:28:24,090 --> 01:28:25,090
Love you.
1852
01:28:25,130 --> 01:28:27,550
You ever see this movie?
Titanic.
1853
01:28:32,850 --> 01:28:34,060
Oh my god!
1854
01:28:40,400 --> 01:28:42,860
What does it all mean, Celine?
1855
01:28:46,650 --> 01:28:48,860
I love you so much.
1856
01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:50,320
I love you too.
1857
01:28:59,920 --> 01:29:01,590
50 - huffs of oxygen
1858
01:29:01,880 --> 01:29:04,130
You actual literal genius!
1859
01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:07,590
You filmed me on your phone?
1860
01:29:10,140 --> 01:29:11,550
How the fuck did you do that?
1861
01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:13,850
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1862
01:29:14,220 --> 01:29:18,100
Getting all charged up,
so I can solve the mystery.
1863
01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:20,690
NAME: mygfisononlyfans?
PASSWORD: amIacuck1?
1864
01:29:21,480 --> 01:29:24,690
I did it.
I signed up for OnlyFans.
1865
01:29:26,820 --> 01:29:29,820
Oh my god, 20 dollars?
But you're my girlfriend.
1866
01:29:30,490 --> 01:29:33,280
Hi Jay. I'm glad youbecame one of my fans.
1867
01:29:33,580 --> 01:29:35,450
In fact, you're my only fan,
1868
01:29:35,490 --> 01:29:38,620
because you're the only email addressI gave sign-up access to.
1869
01:29:38,660 --> 01:29:40,170
Oh, thank god.
1870
01:29:40,250 --> 01:29:42,540
I know you must be focusingon me right now,
1871
01:29:42,670 --> 01:29:46,760
but I need you to stopand get a read on your temperature.
1872
01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:52,100
Yeah, it's exactly 103.5.That's the perfect temp!
1873
01:29:52,510 --> 01:29:54,640
That's exactly the number we want.
1874
01:29:54,930 --> 01:29:55,930
Niceballs.
1875
01:29:55,970 --> 01:29:57,270
103.5 - hot tub perfect temp
1876
01:29:57,430 --> 01:29:58,430
This is the last video!
1877
01:29:58,640 --> 01:29:59,980
Why this video?
1878
01:30:00,440 --> 01:30:02,650
So do we have oneof those secret robots?
1879
01:30:04,070 --> 01:30:05,570
Um, no we don't.
1880
01:30:06,190 --> 01:30:08,820
Wait um, Siri, hey Siri?
1881
01:30:09,110 --> 01:30:11,820
Alexa? Hey Alexa...
Are there others?
1882
01:30:11,860 --> 01:30:14,240
Hey Google.
Hey Bixby!
1883
01:30:14,450 --> 01:30:17,240
Okay, Cortana!
Hello Brighton!
1884
01:30:17,410 --> 01:30:18,450
Hey Jay.
1885
01:30:18,540 --> 01:30:20,710
What the fuck is a Brighton?
This house has a Brighton?
1886
01:30:20,750 --> 01:30:23,920
I have a message to you from Celine.Do you want me to read it?
1887
01:30:24,170 --> 01:30:25,170
Yes!
1888
01:30:25,250 --> 01:30:27,380
I guess there wasa secret robot after all.
1889
01:30:27,550 --> 01:30:30,300
Tell Brighton what you discoveredand maybe you can find me.
1890
01:30:30,970 --> 01:30:38,310
33... 49... 18.345... 115... 50... 103.5
1891
01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:40,770
Thank you, Jay.Those sound like coordinates.
1892
01:30:40,940 --> 01:30:42,640
Would you like me to find the location?
1893
01:30:42,690 --> 01:30:44,150
Yes definitely! I want the location.
1894
01:30:44,360 --> 01:30:46,860
Would you like the latitude to benorth or south?
1895
01:30:46,940 --> 01:30:49,070
9th grade, what was this?
Latitude, flatitude.
1896
01:30:49,110 --> 01:30:50,490
Let's try north.
1897
01:30:50,530 --> 01:30:52,030
Would you like the longitude to be
1898
01:30:52,070 --> 01:30:53,860
- east or west?
- East.
1899
01:30:53,950 --> 01:30:58,160
Your location is Unnamed Road, Anhui,People's Republic of China.
1900
01:30:58,290 --> 01:31:01,120
Okay, that's definitely not it.
Okay Brighton, let's try same--
1901
01:31:01,200 --> 01:31:02,870
Coordinates...
Coordinate mode.
1902
01:31:03,080 --> 01:31:04,330
It's giving me coordinates.
1903
01:31:04,380 --> 01:31:06,420
Oh my god, was that a clue
from the very beginning?
1904
01:31:06,500 --> 01:31:09,670
Damn, she's good! Okay Brighton,
let's try the same coordinates
1905
01:31:09,760 --> 01:31:12,300
latitude north, longitude west.
1906
01:31:12,340 --> 01:31:16,970
Your location is Unnamed Road,Joshua Tree National Park, California.
1907
01:31:18,350 --> 01:31:19,430
Sorry Brighton.
1908
01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:22,940
-
Shall I send you a pin?
- Yep! Drop a pin.
1909
01:31:24,140 --> 01:31:26,360
Baby, remember when you said
I was a bad navigator?
1910
01:31:26,770 --> 01:31:28,230
I'm gonna find you.
1911
01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:29,780
We're so freaking close.
1912
01:31:40,580 --> 01:31:41,790
Celine!
1913
01:31:42,750 --> 01:31:44,660
- I figured it out.
-
I got it!
1914
01:31:46,960 --> 01:31:47,960
Celine!
1915
01:31:48,040 --> 01:31:51,840
Does this movie have to be about usand our relationship?
1916
01:31:52,340 --> 01:31:54,550
To be honest,
I don't really like documentaries.
1917
01:31:55,590 --> 01:31:56,680
I added up all the numbers.
1918
01:31:56,720 --> 01:31:58,350
These numbers,it's gotta mean something.
1919
01:31:58,430 --> 01:31:59,510
I need some guidance.
1920
01:32:01,680 --> 01:32:02,890
Send the signal.
1921
01:32:03,730 --> 01:32:05,440
- Celine!
-
Fuck!
1922
01:32:06,020 --> 01:32:07,730
Did you leave me out here to die?
1923
01:32:08,060 --> 01:32:09,320
It's almost dawn.
1924
01:32:10,150 --> 01:32:11,570
I'm running out of time.
1925
01:32:26,420 --> 01:32:27,420
Celine?
1926
01:32:30,290 --> 01:32:31,300
Celine...
1927
01:32:35,260 --> 01:32:36,680
Let's go, let's go.
1928
01:32:44,810 --> 01:32:46,060
- Love you.
- Love you.
1929
01:34:49,220 --> 01:34:53,190
THE CODE
1930
01:34:56,650 --> 01:34:57,780
Wow...
1931
01:35:04,570 --> 01:35:06,450
I think, I think it's--
1932
01:35:06,990 --> 01:35:08,120
I think it's awesome.
1933
01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:09,200
Really?
1934
01:35:09,240 --> 01:35:11,500
Yes, really. It's like...
1935
01:35:12,120 --> 01:35:14,250
I mean, it's something really special.
1936
01:35:14,880 --> 01:35:15,880
Thanks.
1937
01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:18,550
I'm still putting
the finishing touches on it.
1938
01:35:19,170 --> 01:35:21,170
Well it seems done to me.
1939
01:35:21,840 --> 01:35:22,970
Almost...
1940
01:35:23,680 --> 01:35:24,970
There's one more scene.
1941
01:35:26,890 --> 01:35:27,890
This?
1942
01:35:28,930 --> 01:35:29,930
Yep.
1943
01:35:32,770 --> 01:35:34,230
It was a crazy time.
1944
01:35:35,690 --> 01:35:37,560
- For everyone.
- Yeah.
1945
01:35:42,700 --> 01:35:43,740
Are we good?
1946
01:35:45,490 --> 01:35:46,700
We're better than good.
1947
01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:48,490
We're in love again.
1948
01:35:51,080 --> 01:35:52,080
What?
1949
01:35:52,580 --> 01:35:53,620
I'm pregnant.
1950
01:35:56,880 --> 01:35:59,710
THE CODE
1951
01:35:59,750 --> 01:36:02,550
A FILM BY
1952
01:36:03,090 --> 01:36:03,970
STARRING
1953
01:36:07,010 --> 01:36:08,430
Loved the mivie
1954
01:36:08,510 --> 01:36:09,510
movie
1955
01:36:11,810 --> 01:36:14,180
Hey do you think I could get
a producer credit on the movie?
1956
01:36:16,020 --> 01:36:17,900
Sure gimme a sec
1957
01:36:23,320 --> 01:36:26,030
Umm would it be okay if my bf
1958
01:36:26,110 --> 01:36:28,120
got a producer credit on the movie?
1959
01:36:30,660 --> 01:36:31,660
No
1960
01:36:31,790 --> 01:36:32,990
Hmm, how about no
1961
01:36:33,040 --> 01:36:35,710
Celine, I think that's really sweet
but it's a no for me on this one
1962
01:36:35,790 --> 01:36:37,920
- No dice on that request, srry C
- Great idea! No
1963
01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:39,130
Lol okay
1964
01:36:41,590 --> 01:36:43,510
Weirdly might be a lil hard
1965
01:36:48,220 --> 01:36:49,550
Co-editor?
1966
01:36:49,890 --> 01:36:51,010
Smdh lol
1967
01:36:54,770 --> 01:36:56,180
EDITORS
1968
01:36:57,190 --> 01:36:59,060
- What if it looked like this?
- I dig it
1969
01:36:59,230 --> 01:37:00,980
Perfect! I'll use that
1970
01:37:03,440 --> 01:37:07,400
Isn't there any credit calledAdditional Cinematographer?
1971
01:37:07,950 --> 01:37:09,820
I said it on a gamble.
1972
01:37:10,240 --> 01:37:12,080
There is... i'll think about it.
1973
01:37:12,700 --> 01:37:14,410
DEN SYSTEM ARMED
CAMERA MOTION DETECTED
1974
01:37:14,870 --> 01:37:17,500
Hey, Celine.
Am I good to return these cameras?
1975
01:37:17,710 --> 01:37:19,830
Yes, I will do the music
1976
01:37:22,130 --> 01:37:24,920
That would be amazing!! Wow tysm
1977
01:37:27,050 --> 01:37:28,840
Maybe you could use my NFTs
in your credits?
1978
01:37:29,590 --> 01:37:30,640
Check these out.
1979
01:37:30,760 --> 01:37:31,760
Huh? How?
1980
01:37:33,350 --> 01:37:35,770
PRODUCTION DESIGNER
1981
01:37:37,770 --> 01:37:40,270
ART DIRECTOR
1982
01:37:40,400 --> 01:37:41,650
Wow I love it!
1983
01:37:43,570 --> 01:37:45,820
CO-DIRECTOR
1984
01:37:48,780 --> 01:37:49,780
Jk hehe
1985
01:37:49,860 --> 01:37:50,860
Lol
1986
01:37:52,120 --> 01:37:53,410
Alright I'm gonna go get dressed
1987
01:37:53,450 --> 01:37:55,410
Margaux commented
yessssss! Looking good Celine xo
1988
01:37:55,450 --> 01:37:56,950
COSTUME DESIGN BY
1989
01:38:00,920 --> 01:38:02,920
HAIR & MAKEUP
1990
01:38:03,130 --> 01:38:06,670
Are we still good to grab dinner in 10?
1991
01:38:08,090 --> 01:38:11,430
Idk I gotta finish everybody's credits!
1992
01:38:15,850 --> 01:38:18,140
Can't you just scroll thru imdb?
1993
01:38:19,100 --> 01:38:21,940
Hmmm honestly amazing idea!
1994
01:38:22,560 --> 01:38:24,980
THE CODE - PRODUCTION & CONTACT INFO
1995
01:38:29,280 --> 01:38:31,240
Sounds like I'm getting
a title design credit!!!
1996
01:38:31,660 --> 01:38:33,280
SOUND DESIGN BY
1997
01:38:35,490 --> 01:38:37,370
Follows the misadventures
of a sexless couple...
1998
01:39:01,480 --> 01:39:02,850
Look at all these people.
1999
01:39:04,190 --> 01:39:06,360
- All these people made the movie?
- Mhhmm.
2000
01:39:10,820 --> 01:39:12,070
That's awesome.
2001
01:39:14,490 --> 01:39:16,660
A VERY SPECIAL THANKS TO
2002
01:39:19,540 --> 01:39:21,160
Did you pay these people?
2003
01:39:21,960 --> 01:39:23,250
Mostly...
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