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Every college has its own ritual.

St. Vincent College in Delhi University had a famous ritual too.

Every year on Valentine's day

they would pray to a tree named Virgin tree.

They used to believe

that by praying to this tree you would find your true love.

People would come from far away

hoping to find true love.

But her love...

remained incomplete.

A fire broke out at St. Vincent College in Delhi University

during the Holika Dahan celebrations.

Luckily none of the students were injured.

Love...

is not just a feeling.

It is an obsession.

Love...

that could stop time.

That could tie down a soul.

True love...

which creates a fire that burns everything to ash.

But it still lives on.

True love...

that cannot die even in death.

I asked you to give me love.

I asked for true love!

Happy Valentine's day!

True love...

Give me... my true love.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Thank you baby.

Why did you show me dreams of true love?

Why did you do this to me?

Can anyone hear me?

Is anyone there?

Or is this all a lie!

Give me my true love.

Return my true love back to me!

Give my true love back to me!

Love!

Give my true love back to me!

Give my true love back to me!

Give my true love back to me!

Sahil Miyaan, what kind of girl do you want?

She should be a girl and she should have a pulse.

Pick up the umbrella.

- Is this ours? - Yes.

Drive slow.

Slow down.

What are you doing? Are you drunk?

I will dig my own grave right here.

It is all a lie. There is no such thing as true love.

Miyaan (Dude),

these noises are coming from the Virgin Tree grounds.

Do you think

it's the spirit of the Virgin Tree?

Do you think this is a spirit exhibition?

The ghost of the Virgin Tree, this and that.

My spirit has stopped believing in spirits.

You guys have ruined the college environment.

I am sure this is Swati and her gang. Come on, let's go.

Wait miyaan. Listen to me.

- Come on, are you scared? - No, of course not.

- Shantanu! - Hey Shantanu!

- Miyaan! - What happened?

- Shantanu? Shantanu? - Shantanu.

Forget the bottle help me carry him!

Love...

Love...

True love...

Shantanu...

What? Are you crazy?

What is wrong? You scared me.

Miyaan, you have been acting weird since last night.

Listen, early in the morning

the body has weak constitution.

Please have some patience.

Forget his body, look at your underwear.

What is wrong with this?

You have been wearing the same thing and doing yoga for the last three days.

Thinks he is the Urdu Shakespeare.

Calm down.

Calm down...

Don't calm down. Calm up.

That's why I am standing here and praying.

Disha baby, Kim baby, J. Lo baby,

Kourtney baby, anyone will do, let me love too.

Long live Johnny...

What happened?

Anisha...

went with someone else...

I told you not to get involved with this love nonsense.

The past bears witness,

that your heart and headphones, if you give them to someone else,

they will always be broken.

He broke his heart man. We don't need your electronics store knowledge.

Oh love guru.

According to the latest sex ratio,

there are 1,020 girls for every 1,000 guys.

But we don't have any. Where are the girls we were supposed to get?

Where are you going?

Miyaan, tears are a very valuable resource.

Don't waste them on every single person you come across.

- Hi Naseer. - For the love of God!

There is going to be a feast here and you're complaining about a single dish.

- What? - Miyaan he said

there will be a feast here and you're complaining about a single dish.

What do you mean by feast?

Miyaan he asked you what do you mean by feast?

Hey you pigeon from the Mughal Era,

did they send you here to deliver messages to us?

He is standing right here. He will tell me. Tell me!

The feast. Valentine's day.

Praying to the Virgin Tree.

It's time to get back on the field.

Didn't I put up Anisha's photo last year?

I even did the venerations.

I celebrated Valentine's day, right?

What happened?

Do whatever the hell you want. I am going to the bathroom.

Hey, listen.

Come, we will leave.

Miyaan, you go ahead.

I will just go relieve myself.

Isn't that the finger for peeing?

I need to pee more! Why do you care?

Rude man.

Happy Valentine's day!

"Amidst the world's grand fair, he stands alone with none to care"

"Everyone wants love"

"No matter who they are"

"It starts everyone's love story, it's name is"

"The Virgin Tree"

"Put up your love's photo"

"Love is it's motto"

"Pray with all your heart, if you want your love story to start"

"All hail Virgin Tree!"

"All hail Virgin Tree!"

Did my baby have lunch?

Whoever wants a guy or girl to ask them that

go ahead and pray to the Virgin Tree.

Hail Virgin Tree!

Cancel! Cancel!

Cancel the Virgin Tree veneration!

Cancel! Cancel!

Cancel the Virgin Tree veneration!

Let's go. I don't think it's happening this year.

Why? Why do you say that?

Shantanu bhai, listen.

Shall we? Shall we?

Let's go...

Miyaan, were you born under the stars of lust or something?

Stop it! Stop it! Stop praying to the Virgin Tree.

Stop it! Stop it!

Hey, stop it!

Stop it.

Which movie are you guys boycotting?

Hey, what are you doing?

Not a movie, we are boycotting the Virgin Tree.

What? People have started boycotting trees now?

Not the tree, we are boycotting praying to the Virgin Tree.

Why?

Have you heard about the ghost of the Virgin Tree?

- No, tell me. - She wakes up...

...every year on Valentine's day.

Last night when it was raining and the lights went out,

there was even a power surge. We think she has definitely

woken up this year.

Three boys have already lost their lives.

This time it will be better if we don't pray to it.

I think it's great,

we used to get sticks from trees, now we will get chicks!

Get lost you loafer!

Is there any sense to chasing so many?

You should pray sincerely to find the one...

- I am so sorry. - What sorry?

I am so sorry, I am extremely sorry.

Can't you watch where you are going?

I said sorry!

Ridiculous.

It all fell on the ground.

Is anyone there?

Can anyone hear me?

Give me my true love.

Give my true love back to me!

Give my true love back to me!

Shantanu...

You?

You're acting like you just saw a ghost.

When did you come back?

You thought of me and I came running back.

Last night.

You have been missing for the last six months.

I wasn't missing. I was on a field trip.

Your phone stopped working two months ago.

Everyone was wondering if you died in the jungle.

Sometimes I think I must be dead.

That is why I wander around so much.

But why are you asking?

It's not like you called me either.

Didn't your girlfriend ban me?

Forget it.

This early in the morning?

So what?

This is a breakup party after all.

And if you want to be Devdas,

at least do it right. Don't do it halfway.

Hey Virgin Tree!

Give me love!

"A ghost lived on a branch on a tree"

"A ghost lived on a branch on a tree"

"Whoever doesn't say Ta Ra Ra can go..."

"Say Ta Ra Ra"

"Say Ta Ra Ra"

"Say Ta Ra Ra"

"Say Ta Ra Ra"

"Say Ta Ra Ra"

"Say Ta Ra Ra Ra"

"We will cause a lot of ruckus and make them all say Ta Ra Ra"

"I am from Delhi darling, I can't stay single"

"They talk about love and make cute promises"

"The tree I prayed to for my lady, is haunted by a ghost lady"

"In a village, in a field so low, Dig a pit and down you go!"

"In a village, in a field so low, Dig a pit and down you go!"

"Whoever doesn't say Ta Ra Ra can go..."

"Say Ta Ra Ra"

"Say Ta Ra Ra"

"Say Ta Ra Ra"

"Say Ta Ra Ra"

"Even scrawny guys can get a girl, no brag"

"I pray to the Virgin Tree and that is my swag"

"No swiping for me, let's talk face-to-face"

"If you are not available I am okay with your sister"

"It was winter and the night got cold"

"It was winter and the night got cold"

"Whoever doesn't say Ta Ra Ra can go..."

"Say Ta Ra Ra"

"Say Ta Ra Ra"

"Say Ta Ra Ra"

"Say Ta Ra Ra"

"Say Ta Ra Ra"

"Say Ta Ra Ra"

"Say Ta Ra Ra"

"Say Ta Ra Ra"

Hey! Gagan!

- Gagan! - What are you doing? Wait!

- Gagan! - Gagan!

- Hey! - It's happening again.

- Brother Gagan... - Just wait!

Gagan!

Will you believe us now?

Or will you take action after 4 or 5 more people die?

I understand that you are trying to draw a connection,

but please get to the point.

Ma'am this is because of the Virgin Tree's spirit.

It's the same curse.

Raghuvendra Rajput 2004,

Varun Gupta 2009,

and Siddharth Pandey 2014.

All three of them attempted suicide on Valentine's day.

And 20-25 days later they all died on Chhoti Holi.

It's a pattern!

And more than 60 kids in that same time frame

have either had epileptic seizures

or had hallucinations.

Are you talking about ghosts again?

Come on.

We should be happy that

Gagan is safe.

And so that he can explain the reason behind his attempted suicide.

Otherwise the media would have closed down this college already.

Sir, whether you think it's the truth or just a rumor,

the panic has already spread.

And it won't take long for people to find out about it.

She is right.

We need to do something to protect the reputation of the college.

Swati.

The inter-college festivals begin tomorrow,

you focus on that.

- But ma'am we need to-- - Do as I said.

Swati! Swati wait!

There is a way.

Dr. Krishna Tripathi.

One of the best paraphysicists in the world is an alumnus from our college.

Who? This Baba (Spiritual man)?

If we involve the paranormal society

then this matter can be solved discreetly.

If his methods are truly scientific

then there will be no fake rituals and no complaints.

In a village far away...

when a ghost appears.

Baba!

Children tell the ghost to run away.

Otherwise Baba will appear.

- Geopods? - Check.

- Infrared cameras? - Check.

- EMF meters. - Check but the frequency is too high.

All the red ghosts,

no sign of a friendly one.

Hey, why are you here?

I can't do this.

And you brought Baba's guns with you?

Forget it, he is just an intern.

I am Baba's aunt's son.

They are all posessed spirits.

Poltergeist.

You can't kill them directly.

We need to separate the demonic energy from these people.

Pure iron Baba. Iron.

Iron is a match.

"Listen up Ghosts Yes Baba"

"Being naughty? Yes Baba"

"Should I come there? No Baba"

"I am on my way What Baba?"

"Run away"

"Run away"

"Run away"

"Run away Baba is here"

"Run away Baba is here No ghosts will ever come near"

"Witch or zombie, lurking near, It's time for them to disappear!"

"He lays down the law for ghosts"

"To the good, he’s a shining ray"

"To haunting ghosts, he drives them away!"

"Ghosts, spirits and demons too, Baba’s here to deal with you!"

"Nine comes before eight is due, Baba’s here to deal with you!"

"Ghosts, spirits and demons too, Baba’s here to deal with you!"

"Nine comes before eight is due, Baba’s here to deal with you!"

Baba, this one is friendly.

He is just here to watch the action.

Baba, these are frozen vampires.

UV rays above 8 Baba. UV rays above 8.

"Run away Baba is here"

"Baba, Baba, Black Sheep"

"How many ghosts did you reap?"

"You are their god, and you are their doom"

"He is a devotee of Lord Shiva he has no fear, he just chills"

"Even Bloody Mary has fallen for him"

"Ghosts, spirits and demons too, Baba’s here to deal with you!"

"Nine comes before eight is due, Baba’s here to deal with you!"

"Ghosts, spirits and demons too, Baba’s here to deal with you!"

"Nine comes before eight is due, Baba’s here to deal with you!"

Hey kid, why didn't you run?

I will leave only after I watch the fireworks at the carnival.

Very good. Come here.

There are so many of them!

- What are those? - Demons.

Just watch baby.

The magic of these salt bullets.

"The sad life you're living"

"He will solve every hassle"

"He’ll turn that struggle into a roast, With Bira in hand, we’ll raise a toast"

"This fact is crazy trust me"

"He studied B.A. twice That is why they call him Baba"

"Ghosts, spirits and demons too, Baba’s here to deal with you!"

"Nine comes before eight is due, Baba’s here to deal with you!"

"Ghosts, spirits and demons too, Baba’s here to deal with you!"

"Nine comes before eight is due, Baba’s here to deal with you!"

How was that?

It felt like I watched the shoot of the Naagin serial live.

Hello? Dr. Krishna Tripathi?

Yes, speaking.

Sir, this is Professor Kalra from Vincent College here.

Yes Kalra, tell me.

I saw you on Tinder.

You are on Tinder?

N... No... I accidentally made that.

But how did you find out?

I had no clue. I was just guessing.

- Are you seriously on it? - No, no.

- Give me the phone. - Okay.

Tripathi, let's get to the point.

Can you come to the college immediately?

There is a problem.

Um... ghost, ghoul, witch, demon,

ghost, vampire,

and there is a new one these days - Zombie.

Tell me, which one is the problem?

She left me Sahil!

Hey, stop crying. Try being an alpha.

Even Kapoor is an Animal now.

Understand? Sigma male.

Just look at our Shantanu.

He is the complete package. But look at his messages.

"Baby, I can't live without you. Baby, please come back."

Even a beggar won't...

Give me my phone back.

Hey man...

- I was just... - Rude man.

Your time is up, hand over your papers.

Hand over your papers.

Sir, give me a minute. Just one minute.

You didn't study when you had time what do you hope to do now?

We will definitely play a sad song for you.

If you go out with a girl who is out of your league

you are bound to get dumped.

"This guy got dumped..."

Loser!

What?

It's nothing...

since this morning everything...

Just a bad day.

Are you a mother in a retro film?

Always sad.

Learn to chill a bit.

It's fine. Now watch me fix your mood in a snap.

Shantanu...

Shantanu...

We will definitely play a sad song for you.

Loser!

You didn't study when you had time what do you hope to do now?

Baby, I can't live without you.

Baby please come back. Even a beggar won't...

Sahil?

Miyaan? Sahil? Sahil!

Sahil!

Their vitals are normal. They had a hallucination attack.

I am unable to understand the reason for it.

We have done their blood tests.

We will get the reports back in 24 hours.

Is the college safe?

Students lives matter!

- This college is haunted. - We deserve to know.

You need to answer us sir.

This college has a ghost!

Guys our college is haunted, five people have had a seizure attack

and the authorities say there is nothing wrong with the college?

Shut it down! Shut it down! Shut down the haunted college!

Shut it down! Shut it down! Shut down the haunted college!

Stop it, stop it, stop it!

Stop it!

It took us 70 years to build the reputation of this college.

And now you want to spin a tale about a ghost and ruin it?

Making posts on Social Media...

Hey, what is wrong with you?

You're not moving at all.

It's okay. He will get better soon. Okay?

...What do you want to prove?

What else can we do, sir?

This is a matter of life and death.

This is a matter for professionals.

There is a team of doctors monitoring the canteen food and water.

So that we can act on any hallucination causing agents that we find.

When did you get here?

Why do you say that every time I see you?

Why is he so scared?

All five of them are currently stable.

They are all getting blood tests.

There has to be a reason, ghosts don't pick people at random.

As if you know a lot about ghosts.

I do, that is why you're safe.

Uh... please take care of me too sister.

Any actions or words against this college

will be met with serious action.

- Let's go. - Sir! Sir!

- Sir! Sir! - Sir!

Hey, Mughal witch.

Stop brewing potions and let's go get Sahil.

Miyaan I am doing this for him.

My mother says

if a Djinn is attached to you they will keep coming back.

This is a family recipe to get rid of them.

I will get some gin for your mother. Let's go.

My mother doesn't drink gin. Only rum.

Say god's name and let's go.

I... I... will be back soon.

B... B... Brother there is someone here.

Who is there?

- Who... who is there? - Who is there?

- It's me. - Why you,

fake belly dancer.

Why are you wearing those?

These? I bought these anklets for my girlfriend, brother.

My mother said that if you wear something made of silver

then ghosts will leave you alone.

Chhotu bhai?

Do you have anything else made from silver?

I have earrings.

- Give it to me. - Hey, let's go.

- Take it with you. - Mother's earrings.

You want earrings now.

That is my mother's concoction!

- Mom's concoction fell. - Get lost!

Your mother's damn concoction.

Shantanu...

Did you hear that voice?

You want to run? Let's go.

Are you guys okay?

Sahil?

Absolutely first class.

My mother taught me how to make a concoction to protect from djinns.

Not one to protect a man from his perverted thoughts.

Miyaan, teach him a lesson.

You moron, come here.

- Bring him here. - Who the hell?

Put him here. Right here.

Don't you have any shame?

Do you feel no shame? I just risked my life for you.

I love you too guys.

I am absolutely fine. Now get out of here.

Listen to me.

The ghost of the Virgin Tree only affects virgin men.

It's time to free myself from this curse.

I am out of here.

Come here please.

Listen up you third-rate Casablanca.

But isn't the ghost on that tree?

No, no.

She could be anywhere.

Here!

There!

- Down. Up. Anywhere. - Even a ghost wouldn't like a pervert like you.

Thost! Thost! Thost!

Thost! Thost! Thost!

Thost! Thost!

Don't walk over me it will remain small.

What will remain small?

Is your virginity broken? Are you free now?

- I taw a thost. Thost. - Get up. What is wrong with you?

Thantanu miyaan I taw a thost.

I tust taw a thost.

Hey what happened to him? What is he saying?

I tused to tanner as a tid.

Who used to be tanner?

You idiot he said this used to happen to him when he was young.

He stammers when he is scared!

Hey man, get a doctor to cure this guy.

Why you little...

- Tamn tou! - Don't hit me there! My brain is there!

Get him cured!

- Get lost! - I knew a guy like this in the village.

- What happened to you? - He lost his voice.

Miyaan there is a thost here. Let's go.

Shut up!

Is this the right time to be doing breathing exercises?

Is this the right time to barge into someone's house?

Sorry.

Sorry?

- I phat my shants. - What?

The fear made him exchange his 'P' and 'S'.

You scared all of us.

Who are you?

Baba.

When did the college start needing a baba?

My name is Krishna.

I graduated in B.A. from this college twice.

That is why people call me Baba.

It's a good thing you didn't do M.A. twice.

Otherwise they would call you uncle.

If you keep talking then I will make sure you phit your shants so bad

that you won't be able to walk straight.

I came here for research.

If there are any issues...

We should tell you?

No, just adjust.

Yes sir.

Such a strange man.

Who walks around in a burkha this late at night?

What the hell is all this?

Go to sleep Miyaan. And you too Khalifa.

This is rubbish!

I know right.

How could this happen?

It's obvious.

It's a trick by the college authorities, they are covering up everything.

Let's go guys. Let's start planning for the fest. Everything is fine.

Yeah bro, it's a metropolitan city.

There are no ghosts here.

Guys we did our fact check.

As usual the University was using cheap food vendors

and playing with student's health.

Virgin tree, please forgive us.

We doubted you. We made a huge mistake.

Hey man, look at this.

They are checking the environment in the college.

They have installed beepers.

Red means not safe and green means safe.

There you go Mr. Kalra.

Do you have clarity now? Are you satisfied now?

This guy is lying!

Look, if I am wrong then you aren't right either.

To do my job it's important to keep this college calm.

You mean all of this is fake?

And Gagan?

Oh, come on...

Gagan's article is correct.

You should update your educational system.

You should do your job.

Just tell us

if we can get a clean chit from the paranormal society.

Absolutely

not.

Why?

There is something in this college.

Look,

there could be two types of spirits here.

One is green,

which could be amongst you right now.

Don't be scared.

They won't do anything.

But the red ones...

they are a hassle.

Whether there is a good spirit or a bad one in the college,

it will take some time to figure that out.

But till then the college should keep functioning like normal.

So that the spirit doesn't change its pattern.

Apart from that Chhote has installed the equipment.

- Equipment? - Yes.

There are a few energy beepers and some old TV transistors.

To track the spirit.

And yes, we want all the CCTV footage from 14th Feb to today.

Energy checking beepers?

If the students find out about all this it could cause problems.

And then there are these occult books,

these guns,

you are doing all this in college out in the open.

Look, just tell the kids that they are environment checking beepers.

Otherwise wherever there is a ghost, Baba will be there.

Look, just remember.

Green means safe.

And red means Baba.

I wrote this from my heart. Please listen carefully.

I begin my poem with your permission,

"Lover... A lover..."

Eyes forward.

"But I don't have too many dreams."

Poor people.

"But if I ever fall in love,

then I could even build something as grand as the Taj Mahal."

Even the Taj Mahal can't compete with the magic of a Yoyo room!

- Pervert. - Well said!

I am not done! Hey, I am not... Sit, sit down.

Shantanu...

What do you want?

Idiot.

- Are you crazy? - Are you crazy?

Get lost or I will beat you up.

- What? - What is all this?

What are you doing?

- Are you crazy? - Am I crazy!

"I am crazy. Crazy for your love."

"My eyes are brimming with tears"

Coffee?

Let's go.

"Even the heavens hesitate,

seeing the storm within my eyes."

Your words have moved me brother!

Thank you, my patrons.

Oh, so you are a full on Virgin Tree supporter?

Yes, I am.

Are you the ghost of the Virgin Tree?

I could be.

Are you scared?

No, I was just thinking

how such a cute ghost could exist.

Are you hitting on me?

Do I have to spell it out?

You can't date me,

who will you go crying to afterwards?

Did you forget? Sahil and Naseer.

Are they your true love?

Did you read my note?

That is not fair.

Who did you ask for?

I will announce it once I get him.

True love...

I haven't seen this Shantanu all day.

Forget about him.

Who left this ancient TV here?

Ghost!

Listen.

Y... Y... Yes?

Did something happen?

"Not yet."

Do I look like I am playing Antakshari here?

Rude man.

Singing "Not yet".

Brother.

What?

Fine.

If both of you feel anything weird...

Then tell me.

- W... W... Why? - Why?

- D... Did something happen Baba? - Did something happen?

"Not yet."

Tell me.

Salaam Alaikum.

Hey, what was that on Baba's hand?

It's called an electric massager. You poor backward man.

Stay away from me, or they'll think I'm like you.

- I want one too. - Shut up.

Shantanu.

Oh, I am sorry.

It's okay.

Sorry, I didn't see you there.

But I saw

that you were looking at me.

No, that is because I had never seen you before.

That is why I looked at you like I had seen you before.

Are you done?

Or do you want to look at me some more?

Sorry.

I am just kidding. Don't mind.

No, no. It's okay.

By the way.

Hi, I am Shantanu.

What is your name?

Mohabbat (Love).

Really?

If you don't believe me then why don't you try it?

What?

Check.

You can try checking my ID.

I am in my third year.

I took a gap for a year

and just came back.

That is great.

See you again soon.

"Don’t tease me now, my love"

"You are the one I prayed to God for"

"Listen up!"

"You are the one I dream about"

"Whenever I see you, my heart gives me a sign"

Hey Shantanu!

- Where are you going? - Miyaan.

Shantanu!

"Don’t tease me now, my love"

"Don’t tease me now, my love"

"Don’t tease me now, my love"

"You are my life, my love, stop being so stubborn"

"Don’t tease me now, my love"

"Don’t tease me now, my love"

"Don’t tease me now, my love"

Let's go.

"Love is joy"

"Love is a burden"

"I can never figure out what love is"

"With you by my side"

"Everything feels right"

"Hold my hand and never let go"

Shantanu miyaan!

Send them away.

- What is he doing all alone in there? - I see his hand moving.

They are my best friends.

Why don't you meet them?

They're dumb... They're a bit weird. But they are good people.

Open the door, what are you doing in the corner there?

First we should get to know each other better.

Grow closer to each other.

Then I will be happy to meet both your friends and family. I promise.

- Shantanu miyaan? - My family...

Shantanu!

...both my mom and dad are gone.

It's fine. We will find them.

- Shantanu! - Open the door.

In our hearts. We will find them in our hearts.

- Shantanu! Open up! - One second.

I am with Mohabbat, come back later.

- Hey, introduce her to us. - Get lost.

Is she some divine angel who'll lose purity if we glance at her?

Please. Some other time.

Sister-in-law's voice sounds very melodious.

She’s the legendary singer Tansen's granddaughter. Now get lost.

As-salamu alaykum sister-in-law. How about a song?

Hey, just a glance.

"I wish for you on every falling star"

"Without you, my world feels incomplete"

"Oh why can't you see the storm of love in my heart?"

"Don’t tease me now, my love"

"Don’t tease me now, my love"

What is wrong with the boys these days?

"Don’t tease me now, my love"

"My heart feels empty without you"

"My heart feels empty without you"

"My heart feels empty without you"

"You are the only one I see"

"To be yours—is that too much to ask for?"

"To be yours—is that too much to ask for?"

You took so long to grow.

I thought this year...

by the time Valentine's day came around

I would tell him about you.

And along with that I would also tell him my feelings.

Because I didn't give him too much attention at the start,

he floated away to someone else.

Who does that?

Whether he says it or not this time, I will tell him.

Not going to let you go this time.

Okay?

Do you know why?

Idiot.

I... I think I...

I... I love...

Ananya!

Are you crazy? Couldn't you see that falling?

Are my eyes at the top of my head to be able to see that?

What are you doing here?

I was...

I mean...

Mohabbat.

Mohabbat is a girl's name.

No, she is not my girlfriend.

But she is something.

I know you're very busy

but can you meet her once?

You know how bad my choices are.

I will only make her my girlfriend if you approve of her.

Will you meet her?

It's time for the bus.

You will come, won't you?

Hurry, okay?

When will you understand, Shantanu?

I love you.

And this time I won't let you get away.

True love...

Let me talk to my dad quickly.

Hello?

H... Hello? Do you want to talk instead?

Get lost!

We will ask my dad for money.

- Do you think he will give it. - I don't think so.

We will still try.

Chhote, are you done packing?

Hey...

I am not feeling well.

- Yes, Naseer my boy? - Dad, I am going to an art exhibition.

What mission?

Exhibition.

- May God forgive us. - Not that kind of exhibition, Dad.

I wouldn't ask you to give me money for that.

I am going to look at stars.

- Okay go ahead. - I just wanted some mo...

Dad? Dad?

You are saying dad here

while Shantanu is having the time of his life!

Check it out, he’s sealed the deal!

It's love miyaan,

it's out of your grasp.

Fans of item songs wouldn't understand love.

Let me just inform Ananya once.

Baba that leaf isn't matching the Virgin Tree.

You said green ghosts don't attack anyone.

So how did this happen?

What is this place Baba?

The Virgin Tree wasn't alone.

There was a tree exactly like it.

The only difference

was that the Virgin Tree was known as the tree of love.

They used to hold functions and classes under this tree.

Then I am sure this tree used to burn with envy.

It burnt up completely, Chhote.

But no one ever comes here, right?

Even if there was a spirit here, they would have already left.

No, I mean. What would hold it back here?

"The soul is never born and never dies,

It has neither come into being nor will it come into being,

It is unborn, eternal, ever-existing and timeless,

It is not destroyed when the body is destroyed."

It is written in the Bhagvad Gita,

"The soul is immortal...

Even after the body has been destroyed,

the soul lives on."

And if the soul has an incomplete love...

then it cannot move on to the afterlife.

The soul wants to complete that love at any cost.

Go ask for the CCTV footage.

Okay Baba, I will go get it.

Can we meet on the roof in five minutes?

Baba, he left the Virgin Tree behind.

Give my love back to me!

Give my true love back to me!

Who is bursting crackers in February?

Mohabbat.

What? Ridiculous.

How did they go off on their own...

Do you have a remote control?

I meant...

love.

I can feel true love.

So everything happens on it's own.

Isn't it beautiful?

You like fireworks that much?

I like the feeling of love.

Did you arrange all this?

Love did.

I love you.

What is wrong?

Nothing, it's just...

I don't want to lie to you.

The most important thing in love is trust and truth.

I was recently cheated on.

That is why...

I am a little scared of love.

Are you scared of me too?

No, no...

You are very nice.

What do you like about me?

Boys often fall in love with women's bodies.

No.

Real love comes from the soul.

Soul?

Do you even what the 'soul' is?

I know everything.

Love should be of the soul;

the body is temporary.

Trust.

Trust is a very important thing, isn't it?

You are right Shantanu.

Now...

Now I won't hide anything from you either.

Hide what?

Nothing, forget about it actually.

No, tell me.

Real love comes from the soul, right?

There is no space for lies when it comes to true love.

I am a soul.

I mean...

I am a spirit.

I am not really alive.

Oh!

Emotional roleplay?

- What? - It's a spooky night,

shadows all around.

You play the ghost, I’ll be the devil!

What?

You're misunderstanding Shantanu.

It's a dark forest,

- I will drink your blood. - What are you doing?

But you don't have any blood.

- Because you are already dead. - Shantanu listen to me. Wait.

Shantanu listen to me.

Shantanu!

Ghost! Ghost! Ghost!

Ghost! Ghost! Ghost!

Chhote! Fetch the guns.

- Help! Help! Help me! - Shantanu? Shantanu wait.

Shantanu!

Ghost! Ghost!

Ghost! Ghost...

Help! Help! Help... Help me!

Help!

Call Shantanu.

Miyaan these small tasks,

you should do them yourself.

I don't have balance.

My phone doesn't have any battery.

Shantanu...

Ghost!

- Who is a ghost? - Sahil! Wait a minute.

Who are you? And where am I?

I am your final hope.

I saved you from the ghost

and now I am taking you somewhere safe. Understand?

What kind of safety is this? This looks like a kidnapping.

Shut up!

Tell your friends not to go back to the hostel.

They are in danger there.

Yes Shantanu, where are you?

Don't go to the hostel.

Mohabbat is a ghost.

Miyaan the ghost of love can only haunt lucky people.

Hey, you third-rate Urdu Shakespeare.

Are you in the room with Mohabbat?

You idiot, Mohabbat is a ghost!

Mohabbat is a ghost.

Can you guys hear me?

- What? - Where are you?

- Don't go the hostel. - Where are you?

- She is a ghost! - What?

- She is a ghost! - What are you saying?

Mohabbat is a ghost!

I am hanging up, I can't hear anything.

What is Shantanu doing with Baba?

Oh my!

It looks like our brother has already won the game.

What game?

I think it must have been a very romantic date.

Date?

Look at the bedsheets.

It looks like it was the whole calendar!

The lovers have surrendered themselves.

Have you ever read anything other than Mastram?

Yes, Savita Bhabhi.

T... T... Thost! Thost!

Twho is it?

Tace us tif you tare?

Tace us!

Mummy!

Where is Shantanu?

- I don't know. - Put us down!

Where is Shantanu?

Tell her, tell her, tell her.

Tell her, tell her!

Where is Shantanu?

Te is tith Tata! Te is tith Tata!

Where is Shantanu?

He is with Baba!

Where are we going Baba?

Paraphysicist society.

What is that?

It's modern tantriks!

I am taking you there. You will be safe there.

If you want to live then I will be the one asking questions.

Tell me everything you know about that ghost.

She is a female ghost! Isn't that enough?

I ran away from her, I didn't have time for an interview.

Why did you walk past the Virgin Tree and go to the other place?

What other place?

What are you saying?

You can't handle your drink and you want to handle a girlfriend?

One taunt after the other, one after the other.

Why are you taunting?

Just because one cheated on you,

doesn't mean you should date a ghost!

I wasn't dating her, she was after me!

And it's not like our lives are as cool as yours.

Where moving on is as easy as, "the next day a new girl arrived!"

Baba!

Miyaan, even my mother cut the ponytails off many witches.

My father would wear those ponytails as wigs dude.

We should not be scared...

- Shantanu! Why are you flying? - Thost! Thost!

Thost! Thantanu Thost!

- Thantanu Thost! - Shantanu is posessed.

- Thost! Thost! - Shantanu is posessed.

Run away! Run!

Praise the Holy Mother. Praise her. Don't leave me behind!

Miyaan what do we do? Who will help us now?

- Are you related to Batman? - No.

- Are you friends with Spiderman's aunt? - No dude!

Then run you ghoul!

Run guys!

Who put on these herbal locks?

- Hey we are running away from you! - I am running away from her!

Twho is tunning trom twho?

Why are you running?

- Push! Push! Push! - Key!

- Push! Push... - Do you think I'm delivering a kid here?

- How would I know? - Where are you going?

Are you sleeping on duty you rude man?

I don't want to die a virgin! I don't want to die a virgin!

Of all the girls in the world, you loved a girl who is a ghost!

And I made two friends who are both dumb--

Shut up!

I know! Hurry up and open the gate.

Miyaan, what do you mean open the gate?

I was just tying my shoelaces.

We just need to keep running.

Enough!

I don't want to die a virgin! I don't want to die a virgin!

Shantanu!

- Where are you guys? - Send me your location!

- We should all stick together. - Come here.

One floor below Allah.

Don't leave me alone.

Jaikara Sherawali Mata da

Bol Sanchedarbar Ki Jai!

- Say it out loud! Everyone say it! - Jai Mata Di! Jai Mata Di!

- I can't hear you! - Jai Mata Di!

Tun Taya Tun,

- Taya, Tun... - Jai Hanuman Gyan Guna Sagar,

- Jai Kipis Tihun Lok Ujgaar. - Jai Kipis Tihun Lok Ujgaar.

- Jai Hanuman Gyan Guna Sagar... - I don't know that prayer!

Is this the time to bring up the Hindu-Muslim debate?

Waheguruji da Khalsa, Waheguru ji ki Fateh.

Say love you Jesus!

Waheguru ji ki Fateh.

Waheguruji da Khalsa...

She...

She...

Lap.

- Todi? - Godi.

Miyaan I am scared out of my mind and you're talking about politics?

You idiot, you are sitting in the ghost's lap.

Oh God! Evil spirits!

What is all this? Why are you running away?

I just wanted to tell you the truth.

Shantanu, I love you.

And you love me. Enough now.

Let's talk like adults.

Certainly. What is she saying?

Tiyaan thee is taying, tet's talk tike tadults.

I am dreaming! I am dreaming!

Who is Sapna?

Nara E Taqbir!

I am not a Naagin(Serpent)!

- Yes ma'am. - You are a pandit, do something.

Went to town, bought a fancy suit,

danced so hard that I got rid of the ghost.

That is a lullaby.

You haunted babysitter!

That's rude!

- My old babysitter was very scary. - Madam?

- I was talking about that. - Madam.

Hello?

You have a misunderstanding.

- I have a misunderstanding? - Yes.

First you woke me up.

- Showed me hope for love. - Did I do that?

And then I won your love over that girl.

And because one shouldn't lie when they are in love I told you the truth.

- And you ran away? - No Ms. Ghost.

My name is Mohabbat!

- Mohabbat? - Sorry.

When did I wake you up?

Why did you do this to me?

Can anyone hear me?

Return my true love back to me!

Give my love back to me!

I will make my own grave right here.

It's all a lie. There is no such thing as true love.

Miyaan?

Suicide?

You tried to commit suicide?

Yes.

And I was the one who saved his life.

That night you came to me begging for love.

You were crying for true love.

And now that I have come to you with an open heart,

you started crying again?

Wait a second.

Actually what happened on that day was

he was disgraced in love that day.

Disgraced?

You see Ms. Ghost, Shantanu's girl cheated on him on that day.

She left with someone else.

That is why he climbed the wrong tree and killed us.

Did she ask you that?

Actually, I was just...

trying to pick a fight with the Virgin tree because I was drunk.

How did you get there?

- Virgin Tree? - Yes, that one.

Your neighbour.

That tree has never helped anyone find love.

Yes, yes, yes, Ms. Ghost. Sister-in-law. Ghost Sister-in-law.

What should we call you?

Stop what you are doing. Please spare us.

We will cut that tree down if you want.

Why? Why?

Why cut the Virgin tree?

That is not right madam.

Hey, she is standing there.

Wherever she is!

You stopped a man from committing suicide and now you're ordering us around?

- That is wrong! Absolutely wrong! - Hey, look at her face.

If you act like you are in love with a man who got cheated on

then of course he will fall for you.

- Shut up guys. - Can I tell you something?

Don't feel bad.

You do not possess the qualities of a good spirit.

Don't worry miyaan, we support you.

My mother would easily take care of these insignificant fancy dress witches.

I can't see her but I have seen many like her.

Where is she? Why are you scared. Let go of me.

I will fling my talisman at you and you'll end up dead again.

Show yourself.

Allah!

- Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law! - Sister-in-law, Sister-in-law.

We accept you as our sister-in-law.

You are now our sister-in-law.

Scared now?

Yes, totally scared now.

Just because I spoke to you nicely for five minutes,

did you forget who I am?

- No! - No!

Do not try to mess around with my love.

I will give you one more day.

None of you will try to run away.

And both of you will convice Shantanu.

- Go to her! Go to sister-in-law. - Take him right now.

He will be mine. He is mine...

and he will remain mine. I will see you tomorrow.

There is a viva exam tomorrow.

It will end at 3, I will bring him then.

- Hey, why are-- - At 3?

- Not at 3. - Okay, not at 3.

It's too sunny outside what if she gets a tan?

- At 8. - I need to sleep early.

Are you Khiladi Kumar? Do you wake up at 4 am?

Are you Taran Johar? Making couples.

At 3 pm day after tomorrow?

No, at 8 pm.

- Yes, done, done. - 4, 5 or 6?

There is fresh daylight. You get Vitamin D.

I said at 8!

He says yes! He says yes! He says yes!

Congratulations! Congratulations!

She is gone! Are you at your mother's wedding?

You're the one who is getting married, miyaan.

Is she a ghost or the garbage lady?

Wherever she goes, trash follows!

Talk about my sister-in-law with respect!

She is like a sister to me.

You are my brother-in-law from now on.

Varun tried to commit suicide on 14th February.

Varun and I broke up before 14th February.

And then... on the day of Chhoti Holi...

- She will kill me! - Varun!

Varun you will be fine. You will be safe.

What is wrong? Look at me.

Look at me!

In his eyes... you could see the fear in his eyes.

I love Mehak!

I love Mehak very much. It was... It was my fault. Forgive me.

Who is there? There is no one here.

Varun's body was suddenly lifted up into the air.

Please!

She... She was there.

She... She killed my Varun.

She killed my Varun.

That was not a suicide!

That was not a suicide.

I am telling you that was not a suicide. Why won't you listen?

She was there. She killed him.

I think Siddharth broke up around Valentine's day.

After that he started dating another girl.

And then on Chhoti Holi he suddenly started saying,

"She will kill me. She will kill me."

Baba there are no testimonies about the third guy.

I think all of his friends had already left college.

And after Valentine's day

he had started living alone.

He was scared.

The only difference is that

Siddharth and Varun

died under mysterious circumstances.

But this Raghu? He committed suicide.

And they all died on the day of Holika Dahan.

The spirit of the green zone has killed three people, Baba.

This is different.

We don't know this ghost's story.

We are not prepared for this Baba.

Holika Dahan will be here in 7 days Baba.

Shantanu could lose his life.

And she could cause chaos in the entire college.

Give me some tea and cook some Maggi too.

Give me a bread pakora, tea and an omelette.

Miyaan do you want something to eat?

Eat what? The stress is already eating me up.

If I find this Baba once...

What will you do?

G... G... Good morning, sir.

What are you doing here?

Don't recognise me.

Act like normal students.

Normal students? We were awake the whole night.

And I got beaten up because of you last night.

You are still alive because of me.

We don't have much time. Hurry up and tell me, who is she?

Mohabbat.

- Whose? - Mine.

No, that's her name.

What kind of a name is that?

I don't know! I didn't name her.

Come here.

Is she watching us?

You? Here?

H... How?

If she can go anywhere

then so can we.

Oh hello. Why don't you first decide which one is scarier?

I don't understand if I should be scared of her or you.

Of course you should be scared of me.

First tell me,

where is she?

No, she isn't here... but she can still show up.

Why are you checking your watch?

I think she won't appear from 3 to 8 pm.

That is why I was checking.

Can I take some of this?

He has opened up shop outside a haunted tree.

Baba has a very cool life.

By the way,

how much money do you think he makes catching a ghost or two?

Don't drink that!

People like Baba trap evil spirits in bottles like these.

By the way, what does he call himself?

Para-sexist?

Is horniness your breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

Constantly bringing up sex.

But what does he call himself?

Don't you watch Hollywood movies?

You know, they walk around in cool suits? Ghosthunter.

He copies them.

We need to figure out

where she goes from 3 to 8 pm.

Sir, she probably goes to the gym.

He said she is a great item. 36-24-36.

32.

36.

- 32. - 36.

I will hit you so hard that all 32 teeth will fall out.

Baba at least tell us the plan.

We need to do timepass with her.

Timepass?

We need to figure out her entire history.

Baba, what if she deletes her history?

You ghoul, she doesn't sit in the lab alone and watch porn like you.

Damn pervert.

Look. We have to make sure

that we don't trip up at each step.

Okay, we won't make any mistakes.

How will we trip? It's impossible to get stuff these days.

- Come here. - Yes.

I heard you read palms.

Yes sir, I do.

Study it more.

- Shantanu. - Yes?

No matter what,

the spirit should not get angry.

Keep her calm.

So that we increase our chances of catching her.

Otherwise...

One second.

- Ananya? - Don't pick up!

Otherwise Mohabbat will turn into hate.

Don't even mention Ananya in front of her.

Whoever stops Mohabbat from being with Shantanu,

will be in a lot of trouble.

I stopped her yesterday, look what she did to me.

God knows what Ananya did,

and she started haunting her.

She started haunting Ananya too?

Yes.

- Miyaan! - Wait!

Where are you going?

- With him. - With him.

Shantanu's life is in danger.

Maybe Shantanu is lucky

that we figured out she is a spirit before it was too late.

Otherwise on the day of Chhoti Holi,

Shantanu would have died too.

Let's just say

that Shantanu has only six days left to live.

I will handle the college.

And the responsibility to keep that ghost calm and happy

is on the two of you.

Us? How do we keep a ghost calm and happy?

Baba we can't handle a woman how will we handle an evil spirit?

Shut up! Reach out to her as friends.

Win over her trust.

Make her a part of the family.

Make her your sister-in-law, your mother,

your sister, whatever you like!

- Make her our sister-in-law. Come on. - Sister-in-law... sister-in-law!

Ananya?

Hi.

Are you okay?

Yes...

Shantanu...

Shantanu, I don't know what happened Shantanu...

I was... I was just falling.

I don't believe in ghosts.

You know? You know that right? You know?

She asked me to stay away from you.

I am not lying...

I felt like I was

going to die...

We will never meet again.

We will never meet again.

Shantanu?

Who?

Is this... because of Mohabbat?

I am sorry.

Look.

There is a ghost in this college.

Baba has given us a bunch of rules to protect us from the ghost.

If you follow those rules you will survive.

And if you break them, prepare for your final rites.

Brother, the doctor told me that salt is harmful to me.

That is why I am selling it.

Do you want some?

Buy some salt!

Who keeps putting the bedsheets on me again and again!

What? You?

Yes, it's us.

I have been waiting for so long and you just woke up.

Mangalam bhagwan Vishnu...

That is a wedding Mantra!

Thost Tister. Thost Tister. Thost Tister.

What are you trying to say?

Gh... Ghost sister-in-law. Thost Tister.

Ghost sister-in-law, I was simply saying

that we were awaiting your gracious presence.

Why did you go through the inconvenience of coming here?

She is a ghost! Not the famous writer Naved Akhtar!

Forgive us. He is just trying to welcome you.

If you continue this nonsense, I will drink your blood.

Which one? A positive? Or B negative?

- What? - No!

Actually my aunt's son owns a blood bank.

Whichever one you want, I could get it delivered here

and you can have some tasty blood to slurp down.

If you don't shut up

she will slurp up the blood in all three of us. Do you want that?

We have made all the preparations for sister-in-law's entry into our home.

One, two, three.

"Oh Ramji, my love has finally come home!"

"The heart is crazy, it yearns for love"

"I am Laila, Everyone is..."

Hey, wait. Wait a minute. What are you doing?

What kind of songs are you singing? They don't fit into the situation.

Sorry you won't make it to the next round.

Now it is time for sister-in-law's reception.

She will join us. Where is she? She is running late.

Kick this sister-in-law and enter. Where are you?

Our cute sister-in-law.

She is the prettiest in the world.

She is the best one in the world, our sister-in-law!

Kick it! Yay!

The pot is gone.

It won't come back.

Sister-in-law, walk on this.

Sister-in-law, please walk.

Sister-in-law is walking. Sister-in-law is walking.

Sister-in-law is walking. You walk so well sister-in-law.

- Is she the spirit of a lizard? - Shut up!

Such a cute couple. May God bless them both.

- When did you see her? - I see her with my inner eye.

Do you want me to show you stars?

No Shantanu.

These two haven't seen me yet.

Of course they're scared.

Absolutely, this guy has even peed his pants once.

Oh my!

God is love.

Wow.

We aren't reciting poetry here for you to enjoy it so much.

That's enough Shantanu. No need to fight.

I am sorry. I got a bit too angry last night.

Sahil, Naseer,

you are both very sweet.

Thank you so much for all this.

You are making us blush.

It's your house.

Please visit whenever you like.

And let us see you too.

Is this your relative's house?

Please visit and let us see you?

- Shantanu? - Yes?

Come, let's spend some time alone together.

To make sure a relationship is successful,

spending alone time together

and talking to each other is very important.

Shall we?

Miyaan, she just took off.

Baba said Shantanu still had a few days left.

But she took him away already!

Let's go find Baba!

Stay away ghost.

I don't work for your father!

Run! Run! Run!

Tata! Tata!

What is wrong Umrao Jaan?

Tata, that Thost took Thantanu.

- What? - The Thost took Thantanu.

If you want to speak like this then bring a translator with you next time.

Baba she flew him away.

Do something Baba. But be careful.

She can hear everything.

She must be a nice girl.

At least she listens.

It's tough to find a girl who listens these days.

Don't worry, I have a plan.

Tait!

Tay away. Tay alert.

Explain it to him.

He said, "Stay away and stay alert." Let's go.

- Shantanu? - Yes?

What are your hobbies?

S... S... Staying alive.

Will you say something already, Baba?

Hi.

Hi Baba.

What is this?

Group chat.

I know.

Then why did you ask?

Lol. Lmao. Rofl. Baba Miyaan.

Bhasudi level max.

- What is that? - This... This...

is the class common study group.

It's because the exams are near.

So it's very important.

Can I do this on the side?

Okay.

So my dear female ghost friends,

I think chatting is safe.

We can discuss things here.

How?

I think the time period that Mohabbat is from,

they didn't have things like chatting back then.

Just don't let her see your phone screen.

Listen, can you ask her if she has a living sister?

Keep him out of this group.

Shantanu, keep asking questions. Get me all the history.

Turbulence.

You are a huge scaredy-cat.

Living people will always be scared of death.

You have a great sense of humor.

How did you die?

I mean... you have to remember something.

Like... what was your name in your past life?

Where were you from?

I don't remember all that.

All I know

is that I am the love you wanted.

Someone tell Ananya to stop calling me.

Move it Female ghost squad!

- Yes sir. - Okay.

One more question.

What is your problem with the Virgin Tree?

I don't know.

But I feel something weird.

How did you get so many powers?

When someone truly loves another,

then the powers appear on their own.

And...

Did you study in this college?

I don't know, and why are you asking so many questions?

- Come on. Let's enjoy the weather. - Where?

What?

Ananya! Ananya!

Ananya!

- What happened? - Ananya!

He will tell you.

- Give me your phone! - Hey!

You shouldn't call a man who is riding his motorcycle in the well of death.

That is rude sister.

What are you even saying?

Stop doing that, let's head to Baba's cabin.

- Let's go. - Please come.

How about we play Antakshari?

"Feeling bored with nothing to do?

Let’s begin Antakshari with God’s grace to guide us through!"

"Say Ram, Ram, Ram." Start with M.

"Mother make my wish come true, I will feed the poor."

"Godess mother please bless me, I will feed the poor."

G? G...

"Gone, yet lurking in shadows..."

Can you please sing songs for the living?

I... I don't know Baba.

They saw themselves on a noose too.

My experience was not like theirs.

It was more...

intense.

I wasn't sure at first but if you're saying

that they all saw a noose around their necks then I am sure

it must have been a noose, and

I could see Shantanu again and again.

Shantanu and I... I am not sure.

Did you start working as a scrap dealer?

You shouldn't talk so much.

Otherwise Baba will send you straight to the afterlife.

Did you see that miyaan?

Do you think I suddenly went blind?

Why did you slap me?

Because you lied to me.

You hid the truth from me.

Instead of asking me for help, you pushed me away.

Sister-in-law can speak English really well.

Look how fast she is talking.

I did that for your own good.

If she found out, she would have killed you.

How would she do that?

I am already dead to you.

Can this guy date at least one living girl?

Ananya,

this is not his fault.

This is all because of Mohabbat.

Even meeting him is not safe for you.

It is safe between 3 to 8 pm isn't it?

Please. I really do want to help.

I know that there is nothing stronger than love in this world.

But for now,

you need to keep this love hidden.

I am not in love with him!

Hi, I am Sahil.

Get lost! Pervert!

- Go after her. - I am.

Are you done you pervert?

Why is everyone hitting me?

Ananya! Wait...

Disgusting man. Can't you see?

Half sister-in-law is fully angry.

Don't you know the difference between love and lust?

Couldn't you have said that earlier?

Ananya, listen. Where should we place this?

Ananya, listen to me.

It looks good there.

Yeah, that's true.

Ananya? Listen to me.

- What do you want Shantanu? - Why are you screaming?

I mean, why are you crying?

Why wouldn't I cry?

Are you the only one allowed to cry when your love life sucks?

You annoyed me all year! This girl said this, she said that...

- So what? Go to hell! - Look.

Look, if this... if this is a prank then it's not right.

Prank?

- I am going to crack your skull! - Are you crazy?

Why didn't you tell me earlier? Where were you back then?

Where was I? I was right here.

But do you know what you were doing?

You were flirting with a female ghost! You idiot!

And do you know? Your Baba saw it.

One look at me and he figured out "Oh, this girl loves him."

But you couldn't see it! Are you blind?

First listen to me.

In college, I loved you since the very first day.

I was crazy about you!

I would change my seat in class to sit next to you.

And do you know what you did? You made fun of me.

You friendzoned me,

and I used to think, "Wow, she is out of my league."

You made me your friend!

Friend?

Am I your friend? Even if it is a friendship and I still fell in love

- then am I the crazy one? - I am here now. Let go of me.

And stop talking nonsense.

Couldn't you have just told me?

On Valentine's day I used to show you pictures of girls to get your approval.

When did I approve any of them?

I used to look at them and think,

that is not it, not it, none of them are me!

If I showed you your picture first you would have hit me!

- You think I won't hit you now? - And listen!

I sent you six cards in one year.

Six cards? I am so happy you brought that up

that is my favourite part!

Happy New Year, Happy Birthday, Happy Lohri,

Happy this and that, I am not happy!

Who sends cards for no reason in today's day and age?

Who sends them? Idiots! That is who!

I have never met a guy as annoying as you.

Always crying about other girls.

- I love you! - I don't know what to do.

- I love you. I love you. - You are so irritating, I swear...

- I hate you! You're so... - I love you.

I love you!

I love you.

"Why does my heartbeat go astray?"

"Why do you steal my breath away?"

"Why does my heart begin to sway?"

"Why does it dream of brighter days?"

"This heart is dyed in love"

"Sinking deeper and deeper"

"This heart is dyed in love"

"Sinking deeper and deeper"

Baba?

Have you ever been in love?

Yes, I have.

And it was the type of love

that if I ever got her

then I would be willing to give my life for her.

Baba so that means you're still single too?

Tell him.

What?

- Sorry. - Moron.

Tell Shantanu to make a portrait of that ghost.

And till then, both of you need to figure out

if a girl named Mohabbat ever studied in this college.

"A glow shines upon my face"

"All because of you"

"Don’t break the bond let love shine through"

Can I leave?

"A glow shines upon my face"

"All because of you"

"Don’t break the bond let love shine through"

"I belong to you my love"

"I live for you"

"You are the light that illuminates my heart"

"My dearest lover"

Baba, that man is dating two girls right now.

And hopefully his dates don't end up killing us.

Oh Ghost hunter Baba. Take extra money if you want.

But please give us a solution.

Write.

- Yes, tell me. - Two teeth from a lion.

Two teeth from a lion?

A crocodile's nails.

A crocodile's nails...

And hair from a gorilla.

Hair from a gorilla?

Make a ladoo out of all of these and eat it.

What will that give us?

Explosive diarrhea.

"Why do we laugh for no reason?"

"Why does my heart go astray?"

"If I don't think about you all day"

"My heart fills with unease"

"This heart is dyed in love"

"Sinking deeper and deeper"

"My oh my..."

I will be back by tonight.

Don't be scared.

Jai Mahakaal?

I am telling you, Baba ran away.

I will leave.

Where are you going?

There is a pre-Holi exhibition and...

herbal colours and all that. I have to be there. And your...

This is a portrait of Mohabbat.

Give it to Baba.

Hey! Do you see the time?

Make sure to book three logs for our pyres.

Not three. Two.

- Why? - Miyaan, I will be buried right?

You decide on your faith first.

I have an idea, we will leave too.

Maybe this will be our last Holi too.

Let's go.

"I don’t know how, nor do you"

"How our paths became one"

"As we unite"

"Our tears well up"

"I’m lost in you, gone far away"

"When you touch me, I feel so light"

"My heart finds peace, it feels so right"

"You are my journey and my destination"

"Why do I adore you so?"

"This heart is dyed in love"

"Sinking deeper and deeper"

"This heart is dyed in love"

"Sinking deeper and deeper"

Karishma!

There is nothing greater than love in this world.

And true love,

only a lucky few can get that.

I found you.

I found my true love.

- Hey sorry, sorry. - It's okay.

Aren't you the one looking for true love?

I would be happy to fall in love without putting a picture on the tree.

But we need to find someone who truly loves us too.

- Am I right? - Absolutely.

Why don't you try falling in love with me?

I would be happy to wait for you.

Don't you want Mohabbat too?

- Yes brother, help me get her. - Hey! Rascal!

There is nothing greater than love in this world.

And true love...

only a lucky few can get that.

And you are my love.

My true love.

And true love, only a lucky few can get that.

What is wrong Mohabbat?

Mohabbat!

There is nothing greater than love in this world.

And true love,

only a lucky few can get that.

Mohabbat!

Give us some love too!

Were you always this shameless, Mohabbat?

My true love went to hell!

- What happened to your love? - Are you sad in love?

How many will you love?

Mohabbat! No!

Karishma?

Mohabbat?

Chhoti Holi...

Chhoti Holi... Chhoti Holi...

Chhoti Holi!

- Chhoti... - What do you want?

Why did you do that to my friends?

You can hurt me if you want but why are you hurting my friends?

You belong to me!

What do you want?

Do your worst!

If you want to hurt someone...

You will be mine!

Karishma?

You know her Baba?

Chhoti Holi 2003.

Raghu betrayed Karishma.

Beautiful.

An intimate video of them...

- Karishma wait. Karishma... - No, no, no. Karishma wait.

- Where are you going? - How dare you!

How dare you!

How dare you leak my video?

I loved you. Truly loved you.

Do you all see this? What is this love nonsense?

What do you want? Today it's you.

It will be someone else tomorrow. Chill.

You told me,

that you were in love with me.

Did I say that? I am so sorry, what now?

Hey, I see garlands there.

Let's just get married, right?

- What are you doing? - Hey come on. Come on.

- What is wrong with you? - Let's get married baby.

Let go. Let go of me!

You don't deserve love from anyone.

Karishma never came back to college after that day.

We thought she dropped out of college.

Yes,

because after that Mohabbat joined the college of spirits.

And by God's grace

today she is a successful witch.

She is not a witch.

She is an incomplete wish.

People think that science and religion are completely different.

But if we bring them together

we would have the answers to all of our questions.

What do you mean, Baba?

When all the gods were troubled by the tyranny of the demons,

they sought the help of the Supreme God (Lord Shiva),

That is when Goddess Parvati took the form of Mahakaali.

Our path forward is hiding in the story of Mahadev and Mahakaali.

Mahakaali might have destroyed all the demons,

but her rage was never-ending.

The whole world was about to be destroyed,

that was when the Supreme God put aside his power

and used his devotion instead.

And to put an end to Kaali's anger He fell at her feet.

And that is how He brought Kaali back to herself.

We need to bring Karishma back to that day.

We need to know what happened that day.

Chhoti Holi is tomorrow.

We have to be prepared.

What is wrong Ananya?

Did you ever truly fall in love with her?

I don't know.

I don't know if that was love or just some spell.

I truly don't know.

True love has no space for lies Shantanu.

You are right.

Trust me.

I am truly in love with you.

So you love this girl?

Ananya?

And you're cheating me?

Ananya!

You are denying my love?

Mohabbat!

Karishma! Let Ananya go!

No one can get in the way of my love.

Mohabbat!

Karishma, let Ananya go!

- My love will win. - Ananya is innocent!

- Mohabbat will win! - Ananya!

"You are Lord Shiva, of infinite forms"

"The fate of existence rests upon your shoulders"

"You are Lord Shiva, of infinite forms"

"The fate of existence rests upon your shoulders"

"You reign supreme, O cosmic king"

"The sages and seers sing your praises"

"Bum bum resounds, as Bholenath speaks"

"Victory to Mahakaali, O divine Kaali Your faithful chant, in praise"

"Bum bum resounds, as Bholenath speaks"

"Bum bum resounds, as Bholenath speaks"

"Bum bum resounds, as Bholenath speaks"

"Victory to Mahakaali, O divine Kaali Your faithful chant, in praise"

"Mrityunjay, Jatadev, Rudra so grand, Victory to Kaali"

"Time itself rests upon Your brow The moon adorns Your crown"

"Rudra the destroyer, fierce and bright Burns the darkness with His sacred light"

"His name resounds, a force untamed The vast cosmos are a part of Him"

"Punisher of demons, fierce and grand, Maha Rudra strikes with his mighty hand"

"Bum bum resounds, as Bholenath speaks"

"Victory to Mahakaali, O divine Kaali Your faithful chant, in praise"

"Bum bum resounds, as Bholenath speaks"

"Victory to Mahakaali, O divine Kaali Your faithful chant, in praise"

"Bum bum resounds, as Bholenath speaks"

"Bum bum resounds, as Bholenath speaks"

"Victory to Mahakaali, O divine Kaali Your faithful chant, in praise"

Mohabbat!

Mohabbat stop!

Mohabbat! You love me, right?

Let them all go. Spare them.

Take me instead.

Take me!

You want true love, don't you? Then take me with you.

Take me! Take me!

Karishma!

You want to hit me?

Yes, I leaked your video. They are my friends it's my choice!

Get the fuck out of here!

She does this drama every day, you should all leave.

Come on, get up.

I didn't do anything to you.

I didn't do anything. You...

I didn't do anything. Suicide...

You committed suicide.

You comitted suicide.

"I don’t know how, nor do you"

"How our paths became one"

"As we unite"

"Our tears well up"

"I’m lost in you, gone far away"

I didn't kill them.

The fear of love is what killed them.

My love story remained incomplete.

Your love story will find its ending.

"When you touch me, I feel so light"

"My heart finds peace, it feels so right"

It might be your fate,

but it is still my destiny.

"You are my journey and my destination"

Ask him! Where is Karishma?

You don't understand! He leaked the video!

He is the one! Where is Karishma?

I searched for you for years

and now I found you.

Mohabbat has to die.

So that Karishma may win.

"This heart is dyed in love"

"Sinking deeper and deeper"

Today I will free you.

Forever.

"This heart is dyed in love"

"Sinking deeper and deeper"

"This heart is dyed in love"

"Sinking deeper and deeper"

"Whatever state of being one remembers when leaving the body,

they will attain that state without fail."

It is written in the Bhagvad Gita...

"When a soul leaves the body with an incomplete wish,

it can wander around trying to fulfill that wish."

Karishma's wish was simply true love.

Whether it is life or death,

love always wins in the end.

I don't know if the Virgin Tree is haunted or not,

but it is definitely magical.

It brings people together even after death.

All you need is true love.

Dear Virgin Tree,

while we are allowed to get married four times.

But in this life just help me get one.

No matter how she is, all I want is a girl with a pulse.

I begin my poem, "I will handle all their sobs and sighs,"

"Just make me someone’s cutie pie!"

"Moody like neem or spicy like stew,"

"No complaints— I still say 'I do! I do! I do!"

Goodbye.

Look at what has been going on here.

You used to talk about love all day back then.

The moment we got together, you are no longer haunted by love?

Where were you? What took you so long?

Who was that witch?

I wasn't meeting her, I was killing her.

That is my job!

Yes, hanging around with witches all day is the job of all men.

Say something!

Baba, be it life or death,

love always wins.

That is Karishma.

It looks like you miss Mohabbat.

No that is not true.

Ananya, listen to me.

Wait a minute.

All relationships are toxic.

We are better off with just friends.

So why don't we

turn this friendship into something official.

Give me my love! Give me my love!