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Thank you.

No need to thank us sir, as we will not appreciate it. We have no consciousness whatsoever.

Merely automaton's here to serve. Meet 12. She's new.

He looked at me.

I put your parents message on to soothe you.

Thank you.

He finds it soothing.

What am I?

He saw my brother who drew me.

This is my father kingdom out ofNO...

Not Catalhila?

He is.

Jesus...

He was ...

heTB

The message was damaged and transited from krypton to earth.

But what is there?

They are in korale.

He has only met into Earth,

We love you more than land.

Our beloved home will soon be gone forever,

but hope vitalizes our hearts, and that hope is you, Calel.

We have searched the universe for a home where you can do the most good,

and live out Krypton's truth.

That place is heard.

On the rest of the message is lost.

14 fractured bones.

Oh.

Damage to bladder, kidney, large intestine, lungs.

Our poor Superman.

With a healthy dose of yellow sun, we'll have him up and adamant no time.

Engineer, come in.

He landed somewhere near here. I can't see where.

Well, keep looking.

Huh. How are you?

Sir, you are only 83% restored to health. You must rest.

No can do for. I gotta get back to the fray.

But this hammer feller just beep you at full power.

Sir?

What is this?

Krypton!

What the hey, dude?

I thought you destroyed the whole Superman robot.

I thought I told you to keep an eye on him.

We feed the canine, but he is unruly, and who realizes we are not flesh and blood

and couldn't in our heart apart care less whether he lives or dies.

Sir, Krypton, leave it.

Ow, ow, stop, ow, stop.

Krypton, ow, ow, stop it, stop, sit, sit, stay.

The alien is on its way back.

Your Superman has abandoned you.

The people of Burega will not ignore him, inserting himself into our hands.

Sorry, the portals rhymed and ready.

Two minutes, 10 and counting.

Look, look, look, look.

Bye.

Bye.

Look, look, look.

I'm inside Chocos, Larry, no fatalities.

You can't win a ball.

Two, one.

Target inside.

He's back.

You're at five o'clock.

Copy.

Twelve C.

Eighteen eight.

Thirty four B.

Oh, 98 Z.

Eight H.

Seventy fourteen.

Forty fourteen.

Ready?

Any watch?

Yeah.

It's like he knows Superman's every move before he makes it.

He does.

He's been studying him for years.

He's developed over 2,500 fake moves for any situation.

Superman!

Bravo.

You got him.

Malik Ali.

A local.

Max, we have the engineer.

The target has led us to the ice castle.

The rumors are true.

I don't know how in hell the thing hasn't been spotted.

We hear that.

Comms two to one.

It's holy.

Like the entire structure has descended into the ice.

And we have what we need.

Return to base.

I can drill into it, Lex.

Your pride won't be making our choices today, Angela.

Well, thank you. We'll need more than you when we enter.

Comms one to two.

Done what we need to do.

Wrap it up.

The United States will continue to fill the lives of the Emma Ferrania.

It's me, man.

Once I gave you free falafel.

When you saved a woman from being hit by a taxi.

Are you all right, Superman?

Ali, you got to get out of here.

It's nothing.

You saved us so many times.

Now it's our turn.

Maybe you should have done that thing in Jarham for Superman.

It's the flawless people.

We're here to bring it home.

Leave me home.

Hey propagate and fall away Jesus!

Ultraman's back.

Ultraman!

It is so fun!

I'm so scared.

I'm so scared.

I'm so scared.

What did you know?

It was quite a flight.

Juni's unelected many humans think they can dictate the international policy in power.

Sorry, you're in the fault of Seoul. That's what you recorded.

You later again, Kent. Sorry, Barry.

Hey, loser.

Hey, Steve.

Hey, what do you got against Adverbs, Kent?

How are we supposed to know how we feel when we read this malarkey?

In sports writing, you learn the sentence, is the modified.

So important.

Hey, Clark.

Uh, me and Paul, this wanted to call and say,

congratulations on that front page, boy. That is something.

Hey, that's Mom. She brought me up in the roadkill area.

Shut up, Steve.

Like, uh...

What's that, Clark?

Sorry, Mom. Just a little bit.

What are you doing?

Shetland's are intestines.

Thanks, Cat.

You read this, Clark?

I thought it was a great card.

Great?

It's big time.

Why don't we don't want to keep you, but, uh,

wanted to say congrats and tell you were thinking about you, Clark.

It's been a minute.

Tell him don't be a stranger.

Pa says, don't be a stranger.

Uh, yeah, yeah, I heard, Mom.

Okay, I gotta go. I gotta run.

Yep, okay, love you.

So this guy just flew into Midtown and started attacking people,

demanding for Superman to show up?

Yeah, it's all there in my article.

And then actually have to make it through your writing.

Clark, knowledge is worth many sacrifices.

That isn't one of them.

Uh-huh, very funny, Willis.

Oh, my God.

It's so fine.

Twenty-two people in the hospital, over twenty million in property damage.

It does make you wonder.

Wonder what?

As great as he is, maybe Superman didn't completely be through the ramifications of the Bravia thing.

Well, if this guy is even from Bravia...

What do you mean his name is the hammer of Bravia?

Yeah, I doubt his parents named him that Jimmy.

We have no clue what his actual goal was here.

I think it's pretty obvious the bowl was kicking Superman's ass.

He didn't completely kick Superman's ass.

Pretty thoroughly, Clark.

Show me.

You show me what's the price there are between Moravia and this ever!

Yes, he's Superman did say he thought the hammer might be faking a Bravian accent.

Superman said that.

Yeah, he interviewed him right afterwards.

Great guy.

You know, it's funny that you keep getting all these interviews with Superman, Clark.

I don't think there's anything funny about good journalism, Willis.

Uh-huh.

The relationship between Moravia and United States has been like iron for thirty years...

Until Superman came along.

What you're looking at, my friends, is the most powerful being on planet Earth.

Ultraman.

You created this man.

Check this out.

The engineer.

The former special operative whose blood I infused with microscopic machines called Nanites,

which she can form into anything she can imagine.

And of course, you're familiar with my flying armored forces, the Raptors.

Altogether, they're an unstoppable force we call...

Planet Watch.

More than capable of containing any other world they threat.

So you want the Defense Department to hire your metahumans to take down the Kryptonian?

After Superman acted with violence against our Bravian allies, I think it'd be worth considering.

Big blue stuff to war.

Naive, maybe, but well-intentioned.

Well, I don't know the intentions of an unintended fire hose, General Flag.

I just do what I can not to be splashed.

Mr. Luther.

The disarming director Crawley.

The country of Baravia has purchased over $80 billion worth of arms from Luther Corp in the past two years.

And?

And no one would profit more from a war with Baravia and John for than you.

A cynic might say that having Superman out of the way might not be bad for business.

Well, what's particularly bad for business is dying.

And I have a distinct feeling that's where we're all headed with the Kryptonian running wild.

So we're gonna lock up all metahumans now.

Look, other metahumans aren't going off half-cock interfering in foreign affairs.

They don't have, and I have proof of this, a hidden headquarters in Antarctica

that violates 12 international treaties, and they aren't aliens.

Shouldn't all that be more than enough reason for Planet Watch to at least bring the Kryptonian in for questioning?

Admittedly, I'm not comfortable.

With a being from another planet as dangerous as him on the loose.

But the optics? Superman is popular.

Less so every day, according to Chad, or online.

Not to mention the potential risk of failing to contain him.

I assure you, Secretary, we can contain him.

Yeah, they got this stuff.

What's the script on I stuff called?

It's called Kryptonite.

Well, it kills him, right?

As far as we can ascertain, there's none left on the planet.

I have a workaround for that as well.

But what it doesn't matter, Lex, because without solid proof of malicious intent,

it's just not worth the risk.

What are you doing here?

Three months ago, we had our first date, and so to celebrate, I am making you your favorite.

Breakfast for dinner.

That's your favorite.

You love breakfast.

Yeah, for breakfast. You love it for dinner.

That was very funny today.

What?

It was hilarious. A little back and forth we had going.

You give me guff from my article.

Jimmy was eating it up.

I wasn't acting, Clark.

If you keep interviewing yourself, eventually people are going to figure it out.

Put the glasses.

Yeah, they won't fool everyone forever.

And ethically, these interviews are hugely problematic.

I mean, you literally know the questions in advance.

Okay, so all that you interview me?

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like that.

Come on, Lois, I'm media savvy.

I can handle any question that comes my way.

Are you being serious right now?

Yeah.

You'd let me interview you as Superman.

Sure.

How about now?

Um...

Ready?

Let's do it, Cronkite.

Superman.

Miss Lane.

Recently, you've come under a lot of fire for what some like.

I know, it's a lot of fire, but...

It's a lot.

Today, the Secretary of Defense said he was going to look into your actions in Baravia.

That's funny?

It's not funny, funny.

It's just, um... I mean, come on.

My actions? I stopped a war.

Maybe?

Uh, not maybe. I did.

Okay.

How?

Well, Baravia invaded Jarhenpur, and I showed up and told him that wasn't right.

And...

And smashed some tanks and things, and a couple of planes and some other stuff.

There were no casualties and no significant injuries.

Did you interact at all with the President of Baravia, Vasil Gurko's?

A very small amount.

What's a very small amount?

That was between us.

This is all on the record.

Yeah, but that conversation was between the two of us.

Yeah, and I would ask that question whether or not I knew the answer to it.

Really?

Really.

After I stopped the war, I went to see Gurko's.

Where?

In the capital of Luchabec at the Royal Palace.

And?

And I took a private audience with Gurko's.

How?

I flew him out to the desert, and I...

And...

And I placed him against a cactus.

A cactus?

So... torture?

No, not torture.

It's spikes. We're like... not even that big.

What did you say?

I told him that if he ever messes with Jarhenper again, he'll have to personally answer to me.

What did you mean by that?

That if such events occurred, we would have a more serious discussion. That's all.

More serious than tearing up his back on a cactus.

Gurko's was gonna kill people. You seem to keep forgetting that.

In effect, you illegally entered a country, inserting yourself in the middle of a...

No, no, no, no.

...and try to hold on to it.

Hold on a second.

Just...

...citing with a nation, Jarhenper, which historically has not been a friend to be left against a nation that's technically our ally,

and then threatened to murder their head of...

First of all, whether or not Jarhenper is an imperfect country does not give another nation the right to invade it.

Yes, but the Baravian government maintains their freeing the Jarhenporians from a tyrannical regime.

Yes, but you know that's very silly.

I do.

The Baravian government of all people is saying this. Come on.

This is on the record, Superman.

No, no. Now, see... now you're being dishonest, Lois.

I don't mind being dishonest.

What do you...

Where's the button?

Stop it.

You're being dishonest because you know, as well as I do, that the Baravian government is not well-intentioned.

I think that's almost certainly the case, but do I know that?

No, I don't.

Can we go on now?

Yeah, fine. I don't...

I...

Do you think this is going well?

Do I think this is going well?

Um...

I think I'm doing a good job.

Superman, did you consult with the president before entering Baravian airspace?

No.

The Secretary of Defense...

No.

...or any U.S. official before you took matters into your own hands and decided unilaterally how to handle this extremely delicate situation.

Girls and his goons were going to kill people.

Yes, but the results of you seemingly acting as a representative of the United States...

I wasn't representing anybody except for me.

...for problems around the world.

...more than a war that lasted between 12 and 24 hours.

And was just replacing one tyrannical regime with another.

Is that really how you feel?

I'm not the one being interviewed Superman, but...

I question it.

Yeah, I would question myself in the same situation and hold off a beat.

Consider the consequences.

People were going to die!

Okay.

Okay, I'd like to change the subject, if I could.

Okay.

You've gotten a lot of heat on social media lately.

I don't read that stuff.

Superman doesn't have time for selfies.

Third person.

Hmm?

You're referring to yourself in the third person now.

No, it's just a thing I came up with that I thought I'd try to work into the next interview.

This is on the record, Superman.

Okay, well, not the part where I said that.

Yes, that part.

Oh, that part was an aside. That was off the record.

You have to say off the record beforehand, not after...

Why are you being like this?

It's fine. I won't write that you spend your spare time trying to think up soundbites, which are terrible, by the way.

Social media.

Yes.

As you may know, or maybe you don't, since you claim not to read any of that stuff.

Very seldomly.

Maybe sometimes people catch you reading it and looking very upset.

Okay, well, you can't use that.

People on social media are suspicious because you are an alien, yes?

Yes.

I've been very honest about that from the beginning.

I come from a planet called Krypton.

Okay.

Which is gone now, by the way.

Destroyed.

Along with all of my history, my parents.

They sent me here as a baby to save my life.

Here, where?

I'm not going to say that. You know I'm not going to say that.

Okay.

What do you know about these biological parents of yours?

Just that they sent me here to serve humanity and to help the world to be a better place.

They said that.

They did.

They sent a message along with me.

That message is why I do what I do.

I cherish it more than anything.

Because you understand, now there are an all-time relationship.

Now there are an awful lot of people out there maintaining your here for more nefarious purposes.

Hashtag SuperSpy, hashtag SuperShit.

SuperShit, come on Lois, you know that one specifically irritates me.

This is on the record Clark.

I didn't make it up. It's what people on the internet are saying.

I'm going to go.

Really?

Yeah.

Come on Clark, don't do this.

I'm not doing anything.

No, no, that's not you.

Packing up your shit and walking out of an interview?

I'm not walking out of an interview.

No, this is what you do every time you're faced with conflict.

You get mad, you pout and then you pretend like nothing's wrong.

Nothing is wrong.

Look, I gave you a nice long interview, longer than I ever gave myself, by the way.

Oh, you can time your imaginary interviews with yourself? That's a thing you can do?

You got a lot of good stuff.

Some stuff you can't use.

I am well aware.

I knew this would never work.

What does that mean?

Lois?

What does that mean?

Nothing.

I just told you I wasn't good at relationships.

Okay.

You're real and tired.

So cool.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

It was right ahead.

But how are we going to gain access?

No, he has a little space.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Hey, Colonel.

Superman, I preemptively put up this soothing...

Oh, my, I do apologize, but this is a restricted area.

Wait. Can we talk?

Oh, my God.

Oh.

This is what we came for.

Hopefully there is something on here we can use to convince the general,

Superman requires immediate action.

I can't stand the better humans, but he's so much worse.

Superman.

He's not a man. He's an it.

A thing with a cocky grin and a stupid outfit that somehow become the focal point of the entire world's conversation.

Nothing's felt right since he showed up.

I know, Lex.

I have sacrificed my own humanity to help get rid of it.

Can you get in?

Might take a while. What do you think Kryptonia shows up?

Don't worry. I'm creating a distraction.

I'm trying to get out of here.

What?

This message.

Kia Cha.

From his parents. It's damaged what there's more.

Kia Cha.

It's... I can't recover the rest.

Kia Cha.

Kia Cha.

Kia Cha.

Kia Cha.

Kia Cha.

Kia Cha.

Kia Cha.

Kia Cha.

Kia Cha.

Kia Cha.

Kia Cha.

Kia Cha.

Kia Cha.

Kia Cha.

Kia Cha.

San Lulia Chai.

Kokomiko Hiduyoks.

Hiduy Hidos.

Got it!

Hurry up!

It's an awfully small distraction.

Better get bigger.

Get!

Get out of here!

Get out of here!

The giant animal was first spotted early this morning in a jitters coffee shop about seven feet tall, but it has apparently been growing.

Everybody okay?

Hey buddy.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

Deep, slow breaths, man.

You're going to be fine.

Everybody clear the area.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

Clear the area.

I'm Zumpear.

I'm Zumpear.

It's just so cheap, like so obnoxious.

You know what I mean?

I think we're gonna afford thousand dollar transfer tickets

for winning games.

When chaos here this morning, the justice gang has arrived on

the scene, that's Green Lantern, Hawkegirl and Mr. Terrific.

They're funded by the Lord Tech Corporation.

Get off!

Hey!

Hey!

Oh, raga!

Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Yeah, boy!

Oh, my God!

Oh!

What's this getting?

It's hide is tough, but it's off balance.

I've been trying to figure out a way to get it out of here alive.

Get it someplace where we can study it.

Oh, come on, man.

What?

Oh, boy, it's eyes!

I'm not going to.

My knee!

Guy!

Help!

I'm each eye and other in this.

Good for you, asshole.

I'm getting blinked at that.

Come on, be careful!

Good gosh, there's got to be a better way to do this.

Oh, my God!

Come on.

Oh, my God!

Authorities are saying there haven't been any signs yet along the line thanks to the

properless home town hero Superman.

But the daily is the property to be in the million.

Who's it going with that guy you were saying?

You were saying you weren't sure about it?

Yeah, he's a little stranger.

Had you stakes all round, huh?

I was hoping we could capture it and take it to an intergalactic zoo or at least

euthanize it less painfully.

Come on, bro, don't be such a wuss.

Hey!

Just another day in the life of the Justice Gang!

Not our name, just a working name.

Good, very well proven to be a part of it, though.

Probably not.

Good chance, though, I'm saying anyway.

Okay, everybody okay?

It's like to say thank you on behalf of Florida Tech Industries for the opportunity.

Why is nobody clapping?

This has to be BS.

Well, they couldn't be mistaken.

Oh, no.

Well, that sounds very disturbing, Lex.

28 of the world's top linguists have confirmed the translation and 30 of the top

forensic computer techs have confirmed the validity of the footage itself.

Any chance they're mistaken?

Unfortunately, no.

You have the footage?

Yes.

Let's take a look.

Hey, Carolele.

We love you more than heaven, our son.

We love you more than land.

Our beloved home is soon to be gone forever.

But hope vitalizes our hearts, and that hope is you, Carolele.

We have searched the universe for a home where you can do the most good,

and live out Krypton's truth.

That place is Earth.

I don't get it.

What's bad about that?

Kia Chas.

Kia Chas.

The people there are simple and profoundly confused.

We have mind and spirit and body.

Lord over the planet has the last son of Krypton.

That's not Krypton.

Kia Chas.

Disfact of anyone unable or unwilling to serve you, Carolele.

You have Carolele.

You take as many wives as you can, so your genes and Kryptons might then legacy,

or live on in this new frontier.

That is, do us proud, our beloved son, rule without mercy.

What about all the kind acts Superman has performed over the year of saving?

Countless lives.

No, he's grooming us, lulling us into complacency so he can dominate without resistance,

forging a path for his super-powered descendants to rule the Earth.

I will not accept that.

Will you?

You seem upset.

I'm...

I'm scared.

I will admit that. I am scared.

Because who knows how large his secret hair is already.

Do you get a secret, Heron?

No, Guy, of course I don't have a hair on.

If any of that message is even remotely true, then you are exactly the kind of alien threat

I was commandeered by the Green Lantern Corps to protect this planet against.

Back off, Guy.

Make a move, Big Blue.

Relax.

Was the message real or not?

The first half. The first half is real.

The second half was damaged and tripped from Krypton to Earth.

It's got to be doctored, Guy.

No, wait, Clark. I know this computer for instance, guys.

They're not going to say it's legit unless they are sure.

I'm so sorry, man, but there's no way that message is fake.

Where'd they get the footage, though?

The first half is real.

The first half is real.

The first half is real.

The first half is real.

Are you considering bringing Superman in for questioning?

We're talking with the president.

And we all reviewing our options now now.

I'm sorry, but I have to go, Miss Lane.

And if you did, go in with that one.

You're buying this?

I don't put anything past Lou Thorick.

But the message is authentic.

We have to act.

I was a big Superman fan.

I support him out of time online and stuff, but now?

I mean, I hope you brought him here.

I don't care if you're supposed to get down.

Where is he?

Get down?

Call me, Chief.

I'm getting you my job.

It's no wonder the Kryptonian interfere with Baravia's interests.

Baravia wants to save the people of Jarrhanpur,

and Superman wants to keep them in state.

As though from what I hear,

he finds Baravia and women,

the most physically attractive.

And wants to add them to his secret area.

Thank you!

Thank you very much for the opportunity.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

I'm very happy to have you here.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

I'm very happy.

We're still in place!

I wouldn't celebrate until the alien is off the board.

Oh, here.

Brought you a donut from Doze Holes,

a new shop in Park Ridge at home places.

The fake message, a stroke of genius.

It's not fake.

He's here to kill us.

I knew it.

Superman's fortress.

I hope to get the knowledge to help destroy him.

Little did I know his own parents would be providing it.

Oh, my boy.

Right?

Yeah.

I'm thinking of opening one in my half of Jarrhanpur.

What's the fourth?

What happened?

I tried to protect Superman.

How did Lucer get in here?

It's keyed into my DNA.

Loss.

Protect.

Superman.

Four.

I'm not sure.

Superman.

Four.

I'm sorry.

Hurry.

Apprend.

Crypto?

Crypto!

Well, yeah, that's going to be...

Lex, I tried to stop him.

It's fine, Heather.

Superman.

We finally meet.

Would you like a coffee?

Where's the talk?

Dog.

The dog, Lucer, you took the dog!

That's right, he could get all of this.

Where's the dog?

I have no clue what you're talking about.

He's just a dog.

I don't know what dog you're talking about.

A talking dog, okay?

What did you say?

Hmm?

I didn't say anything.

You heard what he said.

You heard him!

He took him!

I mean, it seems to me that the only rabid animal around here is Superman.

Ever since the discovery of the Kryptonian's master plan, he's gone off the deep end.

Thoughts, Chris?

Can't say I'm surprised, Clevis.

These guys like this, they always got a whole bunch of dark ugly secrets.

What do you mean, guys like this?

This is better than everybody else.

Makes us declarations against killing people unless it's absolutely necessary.

Really, dude?

It kind of sounds like you're trying to make the guys who are a little more educated than you.

Like jerks, you know what I mean?

Uh-uh.

A lot of these guys...

He's a hero from the magazine.

He's obsessed with me.

He's a more jacked than they are.

They know they don't have...

You have a dog?

No, not really.

It's more of a foster situation.

Coco.

You were out there helping them?

Oh, no, that's just some dimensional imp...

They've got that handled I was looking for the dog.

You okay?

The footage is not what it looks like, Louis.

Okay.

This ship my parents sent me in was damaged and transit,

so I only ever heard the first part of the message.

And I believed I knew how it ended.

That my parents had sent me here to serve the people of Earth and to be a good man.

I'm not here to rule over anybody's office.

I never thought you were, even for a moment, Clark.

Okay.

I'm not here to rule over anybody's office.

I never thought you were, even for a moment.

Okay.

Oh, that's really good.

I'm sorry we fought.

We do.

But we're bound to, though.

We're so different.

I was just some punk rock kid from Baker Line, and you're...

Superman.

I'm punk rock.

You are young punk rock.

I like the strangle fellows and the PODs and the Mighty Crab Joys.

Those are pop radio bands.

They're not punk rock.

The Mighty Crab Joys suck.

Okay, well, a lot of people love them.

My point is I question everything, and everyone.

You trust everyone and think everyone you've ever met is, like, beautiful.

Maybe that's the real punk rock.

Lois, what did you mean when you said that you knew this would never work?

I don't know.

I'm gonna go.

The DOJ has a warrant out for my arrest, so I'm gonna turn myself in.

Wait, what? Why?

Maybe they'll take me wherever they took the dog.

I don't know how else to find him.

It's a dog.

Yeah, and he's not even a very good one, but he's out there alone.

And he's probably scared.

I love you, Lois.

I probably should have told you that a long time ago.

I love you, Lois.

I probably should have told you that a long time ago.

I'm coming into my own accord.

No one read me my rights.

Of course the side of those rights don't apply to extraterrestrial organisms.

Therefore, at this point, Superman, you don't have any rights to read.

The government is very well aware of the potential limitations of detaining you.

So without source your confinement and your interrogation of PlanetWatch.

PlanetWatch.

I'm sorry about this.

Pigtails.

Technology.

Gig Tauin by Hank

AHH!

BAHAHAHA!

HEY!

Nordaf Way

Twice in two days, what a pleasure.

Luther.

Your obsession with me is getting a little creepy.

Don't worry.

Tall dark and Martian isn't my type.

Kryptonium.

Yeah, same diff.

Where are we?

A pocket universe.

And I replicated the Big Bang with the Luther Corp mega collider

tearing a tiny hole between the two universal fabrics.

I'm able to access it from multiple dimensional portals I've set up around the globe.

Rex.

The metahuman known as the element man has been called into service for a specific purpose.

He can metamorphose into any known substance, even substances foreign to this planet.

Like.

Kryptonite.

Once again, Vassil Gertos is sending troops to the Dajonpori in border.

Superman's been out of commission less than a day and already Braevia's pulling this crap.

Right?

What?

Sorry, I'm trying to figure out how Lex Luthor's connected to all this.

How's that a mystery?

Luther Corp sells arms to Braevia.

Braevia goes to war, luther sells more arms and gets richer than ever.

Nope.

No?

Uh-uh.

I have a connection at Bota Bank.

Bota handles the transactions between luther Corp and Braevia.

Yes, luther Corp sold them approximately $80 billion worth of arms, but for those arms,

Braevia paid only $1.625 billion.

So luther gave them arms for free?

For what?

That's the $78 billion, $375 million question.

Have you found out where they're holding Superman?

No one in the governmental say.

Luther seems to be working to disable Superman just so he can't stop the invasion of Jarrhamport.

Why?

That's way too much sugar and lettuce.

I party like a rock star, choir boy.

I still can't hide the taste of petroleum.

God.

Lex is holding Superman in a pocket universe.

A what?

I don't know what a pocket universe is, neither is my source.

They don't know anything about anything, really, but for sure he's in a pocket universe.

Who's your source?

I can't say, but you owe me big time.

Like, I can't even tell you how big.

I love you, Jimmy Olsen.

I love you.

Love you.

Just my monkey bots here farming outrage 24-7, trashing you online.

Hashtag Supershit.

Crypto.

Hey, I already said it.

How do you contain a super dog?

We've been super squirrels into its brain.

We'll learn what we can.

And we'll put the varmint down.

It will undoubtedly be painful.

This is our private correctional institution.

Most cells are rented out to governments who want to keep their incarcerations of political agitators

private.

Others, if more personal transgressions.

Florent wrote a blog about me.

There are a few things I hate more than petty ex-girlfriends.

You wouldn't be telling me any of this.

If we ever planned on letting you out?

No.

You'd be terminated already if it was up to me.

But first the government has some questions they won't answer.

Rex, look who it is.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

You'd be sure to keep our guests in check.

Oh, Joseph certainly wouldn't want it any other way.

I'll be back tomorrow to get the answers we need.

Hey, yeah, come on.

Someone else there.

Hi.

Hey, Eve.

Oh, sorry we had some meat here.

But Lex is always accessing the traffic cameras so he knows where I am.

I really don't understand why you stay in that relationship.

Because even at a point to tell me about all these ex-girlfriends yet in prison and it's pocket universe.

What?

Right?

How's your mom?

My mom?

Oh, I love her so much.

I think of her as my mom even more than my own mother.

Oh, she feels the same way.

From the one time that you guys met.

So, hey, okay.

Eve?

Yes.

There seems to be some sort of connection between Boraevia and your boyfriend.

I'm not here on what?

What's wrong?

What's O?

I thought you wanted to see me, Jimmy.

I do, but Eve, how can I even really see you with Lex still in the picture?

You're just trying to get information out of me.

I swear to God that's not it.

I just know that if I could get some real dirty stuff, I'd be like, oh, I'm not going to get it.

You're just trying to get information out of me.

I swear to God that's not it.

I just know that if I could get some real dirt on him, then maybe the two of us could be together again.

Yeah.

But you said my toes look like someone spilled shrimp cocktail on the floor.

You have one conventional toes.

Who cares?

There's other parts of you that people would find very attractive.

Lex tortured a dog the other day.

Jesus Christ!

I know.

I have to go.

Eve, please see what you can find out.

Okay.

Yes.

Yes.

Okay.

I'm putting him in my pocket.

Okay.

Okay.

Joseph, is your son?

Don't talk to me.

Please.

I'm not going to be here.

I'm not going to be here.

I'm not going to be here.

I'm not going to be here.

Joseph, is your son?

Don't talk to me.

Please.

I can feel it over and get him if he's... if he's stopped with the cryptos.

There's no way out of here.

Okay.

There's always way.

I said don't talk to me!

I told you!

Don't talk to me!

Yes.

So what do you want me to do?

Where's the creamer?

On the counter where it always is.

He's in your group, right?

The...

What's it called again?

Justice gang.

No.

We're not called that.

Yeah.

Your name is Mr. Terrific.

You don't get a vote with a name like that.

I also voted against it.

Yes.

And as leader, I get tiebreaker.

No.

Superman is not officially a member.

Because he don't want him to vote.

You know which way that would go.

Shut up.

He's kidding.

So, how do you even know Superman anyway?

I...

Just...

Do.

So you know about the hypnosis?

No, she does.

Well, I'm not saying who he is, just that he wears hypno glasses.

They make his face terrific.

How do they work?

They make his face look different in your brain when he wears them so that you know who he is.

Yes, I know this first of all.

But second of all, you really shouldn't be telling me this in case I don't know who he is.

So you know he's Clark Kent.

Oh my God!

Why does he trust everyone?

He does it!

That's because we are also of the cloth.

Of the cloth?

What are we going to do?

About what?

Superman!

He's your friend!

Some friend came here to rule over me.

It would be difficult to find him.

I put Nano about GPS trackers into Superman's Blaestreet.

You can see where his trail ends abruptly right here at Fort Kramer,

a dormant military post across the river by 10 miles down.

Even if he was dead, those trackers would still be there.

So, all this leads me to believe as your article surmised, he really is at a pocket universe.

You put Nano about GPS trackers in your friend's bloodstream?

Oh, I'll do that to everybody.

So, okay, come on, let's go to Fort Kramer then.

The four of us and find out what's going on.

And then do what?

Save him.

You want to break a federally incarcerated prisoner out of jail?

Look, I think this is being done to keep him from interfering with the Boravian invasion.

No, you look.

I'm a green lantern lady.

That means I took a vow not to get involved in politics.

Oh, that's part of ours.

It's implied.

Yeah.

An implied vow.

Every time there's something he doesn't want to do, he says it's part of some vow.

Oh, I swear to God, I'm two seconds away from forming a giant hammer and beating you both today.

He's so up here to take over the world.

I don't, probably not.

But the risk is just not where the beef between the US government and the Justice Act.

Not our name, it makes you sound like cowboys, but I agree with the rest.

See, you're just going to let your friend rot in the pocket universe.

That haircut should be against your vows.

That what?

That what should be what?

I'll have you know, 348 chicks say otherwise.

Hey.

What?

I'm not saying we're going to save him, but I think we're going to least check out what's going on with your boyfriend at this foreign crime.

He's not.

We're just seeing each other.

Thanks.

You want me to drive?

We'll take my ride.

You have a flying saucer, but you couldn't get a faster garage door.

I haven't worked on that yet.

I'm not even sure how I feel, honestly.

What?

That Clark, he's not my boyfriend.

We've actually just been seeing each other for a couple months.

Yeah, and they just need to be clear.

I'm not in the people's emotions.

Yeah, no, totally.

I'm just thinking out loud.

I was going to break up with him, actually.

I mean, we had this huge fight and he told me he loved me and it just didn't.

Q&A time, alien.

Today we have a special guest.

I'm not willing to think.

And the smell of his piss is real.

Food across the desert.

There is a line!

No, not the seal.

He's just here as an observer.

Now, the US government has a few questions for you.

Loser.

I barely know him.

He gave me food one time.

Who are you working with here on Earth?

I'm not working with anyone, Loser.

Don't tell him nothing, Superman.

I have no family or nothing.

Loser, don't do this.

You think my foot was a great honor, Superman?

No, got lucky on that one.

No, no, no.

Loser, don't do this.

Please, let's try another question, shall we, Superman?

Who raised you as a child?

I can't.

I'm feeling you, Superman.

No, I'm telling him nothing.

I didn't imagine that would go so quickly.

I love you.

Mr. Hansen.

I'll be back later with someone else you've chatted with and I'll kill them too.

Maybe that reporter you always do interviews with.

Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent next.

No, no, no, no.

Give me one more round of new weapons.

I'm shining down as a few of you.

And there'll be more than the only to be a man.

I've got the point to have to be a voice for you, please.

There'll be more than the only ones that I'll kill.

More than the only ones that I'll kill.

All down next now, be some time.

More than the only ones that I'll kill.

We're spriting area, pal.

Get back to your vehicle, get out of here.

Woohoo!

Here we go.

Hey, see this guy!

Hey!

Um...

That's his path.

DNA trail leads to that tent.

Isn't that one of those justice guys?

It's just a smart one.

Hey!

You heard the man!

I am giving you one last chance to stop!

That was just about the same thing to you.

Well, we're going to have to hang a fun fun fun.

Oh, it was fun.

Oh, we're looking for the same stuff.

Yes, sir, that would be no safe.

I know how you feel, I have to be James Dean.

Oh, I'm still sick.

Yeah, well, I feel all free.

I'll be tellin' how I'm on my hands.

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Oh, my God this is Lisa Frosty, beard.

If you are just one picometer off,

you will have a black hole where Earth used to be.

And every time you enter or exit,

you risk tearing a hole in the fabric of reality.

You're kidding.

Type of reckless science looks with the specializes here.

What are they doing?

They're trying to hack it.

So I guess you decided to help.

Only because it'll piss off green matter.

Thanks.

I can't just kill them for God.

Molly, his name is Molly.

I didn't.

I didn't.

I didn't.

I didn't.

I didn't.

She said you can get to my son, right?

My son, right?

Why are you so gross looking?

I don't know.

I thought that must be the sun.

What?

What's the sun?

There's no sun here.

That's the problem.

I did the heal.

I get my powers from the yellow sun.

Just give me a second.

Come on!

Hell yeah.

We're in.

Whoa.

An anti-proton river.

Do we repel?

Repel?

Where am I going to get the gear to repel into a pocket universe?

I don't know.

Maybe it comes out of your circles or something.

Circles?

What?

Tees fears.

Okay.

There are three dimensional circles of flat.

Sorry.

Unbelievable.

This place is filthy with black hole vortexes.

The net anti-proton river with terrorists apart in seconds.

We cannot go in ourselves.

Copy.

I can't make a sun.

I know.

I can only make something kind of like a sun.

What?

All right.

Okay.

Hey, we got hydrogen and deuterium.

Now we got helium.

What are you doing?

Hey, hey, no, no, stop.

Enough.

You're going to get all of us in trouble.

Hey, bro.

What are you doing?

Stop that.

He's doing something in here.

God.

God.

He's doing something.

No.

You are not going to take me to this.

I am the one that saw it first.

Oh, stick.

I'm far behind.

I'm getting ready for it.

Yeah.

These two are going to get us killed.

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What do you see? Do you find him?

Oh, my God!

What is that?

The portal's been open too long.

We can't stand it much longer.

Oh, he looked like shit.

I'm fine.

I think we need to get to those portals up there.

Oh, right.

How do we work them?

I don't know, but we'll figure it out.

Huh.

Joey!

I'm going to kill you!

God!

Kill him, he's still awake!

All right, freak. Nice and slow. Back in the cage.

What are you going to do?

Flash out?

Yes?

With...

...flare-white-sponic acid?

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Do you have him?

God damn.

What?

This is my doll.

Uh-oh.

What?

Aah!

Come on, come on!

Come on, no, no!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Black hole!

Aah!

Aah!

Oh, boy!

Gromto!

Gromto!

Come here, boy!

I can't get out of this!

Gromto!

Gromto!

It's a black hole! We'll never get out of it!

Pull us out!

Gromto!

Gromto!

Gromto!

Stop it!

Gromto!

Help us out!

Gromto!

Bad boy!

Rex!

Go easy!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Whoa!

Gromto!

Aah!

Man, you were so weird.

Man, you were so weird.

Do you have them?

Them.

Superman, mean dog in a cape, a weird baby in a squiggle man.

What?

Riffic?

Follow me!

Oh!

Good dog!

No!

Leave it!

Oh! Leave it!

Are you kidding me?

Those things are cheap!

Oh my gosh. Thank you.

Hey, buddy.

Hey.

Hey.

You came to get me.

Yeah.

There's more people being held prisoner in there.

We gotta go get them.

Oh! Not through here, you can't.

Not with you like this.

What the...

It's Kryptonite Poisoner.

He'll hear, but it'll take a day or two.

Get him someplace safe.

Take the teacraft.

The controls are easy.

And intuitive.

I need to stay back here and make sure the portal is secure.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

No. Dog, dog, I really need you.

No.

Dog, I really need you to...

Come on.

Okay.

You do it.

Yeah. For sure.

Okay.

Come on.

Come on.

Whoa!

I...

Whoa!

Take that up!

Yes.

Eve! Get out of here, you idiot!

Dog!

Boo!

How the hell could he have gotten free?

Hmm.

We need to find him.

Eve?

Oh, I'm so dumb, Jimmy.

Oh, um...

I have everything you need to ruin Lex forever.

What? Where?

Oh, I have over here.

I found Derek. He's the big old woman.

Who's under his neck on the roof of his own?

Look at Derek.

But if I send you this, Jimmy...

Uh-huh.

You have to promise me we get to hang this weekend.

Just the two of us.

Uh...

Okay?

Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.

Uh-huh. How long?

I'll week out.

I'll week in?

Oh, my God, Jimmy. I'm sorry this is such a major imposition on your life.

No, it's not an imposition.

I can tell you don't really think so.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Come on, Eve.

Look, I'm Martha. This is John.

I'm Martha.

Miss. I'm Martha.

I'm Martha.

I'm Miss.

I'm Miss.

Here, son.

I don't know.

I'm gonna be sent a year to the whole overfoot.

I'm gonna kill Bill.

Clark, Betty. Betty.

You.

Is our war gonna be okay?

Yes.

Mr. Terrific says yes.

Don't mind him, Lois.

He just a big old mush.

Especially when it comes to Clark.

This girl is obsessed with you?

Uh-huh.

How do you do it, Jimmy?

Look, I didn't even want to bother you,

but you told me to call with anything I got, sorry.

Yeah, but I thought you said she disappeared off the line.

I don't know. She might've dropped her phone in the toilet.

She does that a lot.

Well, I'm not really sure that sexy selfies are...

Your hot axe is a genius.

Hot?

We have to talk to Perry.

I'll be there as soon as I can, okay?

Sam, the insect's selfies behind the back of Lex Luthor.

She has to be the biggest idiot in the world.

Lex, I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

It's Eddie in the world.

Lex, he just told you the portal was destroyed.

The dimensional aperture is still there,

which we could open remotely, so...

It is not safe!

We can close the aperture later by inputting the coordinates, correct?

Theoretically.

Great.

If we can't find him, we'll need to draw him out.

What's Lex?

That could tear a dimensional ridge into the surrounding area.

This is something you think I don't know.

That shouldn't happen.

Oh, you don't save.

Can you stop it?

Kim, stop it!

This is why you don't create a damn pocket universe.

There.

Superman won't be able to ignore that.

Now we know where he'll be next.

I thought you was out of here.

No, not at all.

They're going to be okay.

It's your honor.

You're better in the way.

I thought.

Never seen you sleep that long.

Last week, me, Ma, Hector, and then we took a drive

to Beerkey's burritos down in lettuce.

I like the one that used to be out by that old blue bar

and out on that island.

You remember that?

Mm-hmm.

Burritos still just as good?

That Luan, she seems like, is Lois.

Mm?

Name's Lois.

Yeah, she's nice.

But you don't seem quite yourself.

You know, well, the message that my parents sent with me,

I had never heard the second half before.

Well, I'd say what you wanted that message to me

is a whole lot more about you than what anyone meant for me.

You don't understand.

I'm not who I thought I was.

They sent me here to hurt people.

Parents aren't for telling their children who they're

supposed to be.

We are here to give you all to help you make fools

of yourselves all on your own.

Your choices, Claire, your actions,

that's what makes you who you are.

To you, son.

I couldn't be.

What more proud of you?

Oh, mush.

Clark, if something on the box you might want to see.

And over in Eastern Europe, Arabian troops

gather at the border seemingly mere minutes away

from invading Jarmpur once again.

Now, nearby villagers are willing and ready to defend

their country despite the exponentially superior firepower

of the well-trained Arabian military.

The villagers cling onto what little hope they have left

as they're surrounded by the military.

The president of the festival of the Boston States

is the freedom of the world.

And the world of the world of the world of the world.

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Without Superman here to stop at this time,

the Jarmpurians don't have much hope.

I claimed your boots.

I'll go get them for you.

Superman, we need to hear Metropolis now.

I have to get to Baravia terrific.

There won't be a Baravia or a Metropolis or a planet Earth

if you don't get here soon.

This trip is about to tear into the city.

I can't stop it.

I need your help.

All Metropolis citizens, this is a mandatory evacuation.

Repeat.

Visit our graduation is not option.

This is a mandatory evacuation.

Repeat.

Visit our graduation is not option.

Repeat.

This is a mandatory evacuation.

We're all equally scared.

Come on, just put her on.

Please, why don't you put Persepani on the phone?

Yes, you will care.

It can't snow the sound of your voice.

I was able to connect with our contact at Bodevein.

Luther's was selling arms to girdos for pennies on the dollar for years.

Why you ask?

I do ask why.

He did it in exchange for half of jargon.

You kid, at first I thought he was just sending me selfies.

But in the background of the shots or maps, contracts,

all kinds of documents, chronically in Baravia's agreement

to see half of the country to let Luther once the invasion is complete.

He wants to make himself king.

King.

King.

Should we really still be standing here?

Lois, you've got that flying source to do up on the roof.

Yep.

Grant.

Group.

Come on.

Grab the board, Jimmy.

How many does it hold?

Five or six.

Six.

Okay.

Come on, bud.

YouTube.

Why the hell would Lex one half look desperate?

His cultish acolytes believe he's going to create a technologically advanced utopia.

You'd hope you.

There's a profit factor as well.

I mean, the petroleum deposits alone are worth multiples of his investment.

Whatever his motives are, you know, Luther did everything he could to ruin Superman's reputation.

He's photos showed he was behind the whole hammer of a gravious scam.

And all the flops stirring up anti Superman sentiment online.

Mr. Terrific believes Luther's also behind the spreading rift between universes out there.

All of it seems to be geared toward stopping Superman from standing in the way of the braving

invasion chief.

Call me Perry, kid.

Post the story.

Fast.

Welcome up, kid.

What do I ever see?

Jimmy, will you transcribe?

Uh-huh.

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Woo!

Woo!

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Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

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Woo!

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The daily planet has obtained exclusive information proving that billionaire-elect's Luther is in league with boravian dictator Vasil Gurko.

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Clark, are you close?

It's about to hit my droplets.

And my clothes are not shutting it down.

Shit!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

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Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Ooh!

Gags?

The rif is almost here!

So slow it down.

I can't let it unless I can put the gold in this!

Just, wait...

Hold on a minute then!

You got a gold hand?

Otis!

Whoa!

Wha!

Wha!

Excuse me!

That's where we're gonna land when the world is gone.

There's a code to close the rip but it's too complicated to hack.

Luther will have the code at loser court.

Just give me a minute, I'll get crypto and we'll go.

We brought that dog man.

Yeah, I didn't want him killing my parents' cows.

Go white, roll focus on the engineer.

We'll be right back.

It's not too late for either of you.

Friday, you don't have to do what Luther.

Now Angela has planned, fill his lungs and kill some of the bitch.

Can't he hold his breath for all?

Not without Aaron, his lungs will be dead in minutes.

The Nanex are suppressing his optic nerve.

Right and extra vision should be completely muted.

Lungs breached.

What do you think?

Lorva Young.

Where you live?

Alright, nah!

Take care of the person!

See ya!

What's his claim?

He's in friction to get the nanites off?

Doesn't matter if he gets him off his face.

Nanites are still in his lungs.

Engineer Ultra Man, keep up.

We're trying!

Retain little wuss.

Yes, go shit Larry!

Hurry!

We'll suffocate any minute.

We're Engineer and Bellopim completely.

No!

Wait! Wait! What is he doing?

I've watched me able to sustain the impact of this speed!

No Angela, on sheath is the only one protected!

Entering the hole.

Infrared please?

Switch to night vision.

Whoa!

Her heart's still beating, but she's unconscious.

Call on the raptors.

Oh, no!

What the hell?

That's right.

Cloning you was relatively simple.

You know, all it took was combing the aftermath of your battles until I located a strand of your hair.

That's how you got into a fortress.

You had my DNA.

Yes, but as is often the case with cloning, the match was imperfect.

He might be even stupider than you, if that's possible.

But easier to control.

3-0!

Stronger!

22-K!

31-D!

2-8!

5-B! 5-B!

6-K!

9-8!

5-B!

4-0 is win!

Brain beats BRAW!

3-0!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

No matter what you do to me, Luther, your plans in Berevia won't work.

Oh, really?

Why is that?

Because I called in some friends.

Mr. Luther?

There is an anomaly at the border.

Superman!

Sorry, kid.

Superman couldn't make it.

So you got an upgrade.

SpongeBob!

You do.

I also have plans.

You have plans?

You work for such A wipes!

Do what the cost is?

Or not?

I will have enough!

Be a detective!

Click on this.

I know you want Jeremy, you are too delicate and weak, like Superman.

I'm not like Superman.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

It's perfect. Post it, kid.

On it.

I think you overestimate the importance of Jar-Handport to be Superman.

That was just a bonus.

I'm not killing you so the Baravian military conflict can proceed.

I created the Baravian military conflict so I'd have an excuse to kill you.

Once you involved yourself, I knew I could easily get our government support in nullifying you.

Why?

Because you're destroying us!

10-1, 13-B.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

You're driven by envy, Luther.

You could be more happy soon.

No shit. I'm not dim.

I'm aware envy consumes my every waking moment. 13-L.

AAAAAHHHHHHH!

I know when they mention Galileo or Einstein or one of these other twits in the same breath as me,

I feel a tide vomit burn the back of my throat.

But at least Galileo did something. He wasn't some dopey Venusian catapulted onto this planet

just to have the world fawn over him because his strength illuminates how weak we all really are.

AAAAAHHHHHHH!

AAAAAHHHHHHH!

So my envy is a calling. It is the sole hope for humanity because it is what has driven me to annihilating you.

What age?

What age?

What age?

What age?

What age?

What age?

Oh, what are you smirking at, you idiot?

Brain beats prawn.

Sorry, Tom.

WHISTLE BLOWS

WHISTLE BLOWS

NO! NO! NO! NO!

You walked him through those. Tell them what to do.

Crypto!

Get the toy.

Uh, thirty... Oh, the stupid dog!

Charlie down!

Oh, my god!

I got twelve!

Three!

Thirty-six, Peter!

No.

Hotel down!

No!

Bravo down!

Bravo down!

I just sent that, hurry!

Lex!

The Raptors have arrived.

Kill him!

Good luck with that.

Oh, my god!

Hey!

This ain't playtime! Quit messing around! We have to get the loot to stop the rift!

I'm not messing around. Doin' important stuff.

It's gonna reach Baker Line any minute. There are people there.

We have to go.

Never make any time at your own.

Come on.

Lex!

I'm closing the frickin' rift.

No, they chose him! Let them die!

We'll close it from the bunker before it gets to the city I care about.

Open the portal!

Wrap it up. Let's go.

Safety first, people!

Hey, hey! The contract won't rip us into here. I can help.

I don't need your help.

I'm goddamn Mr. Turrific.

You piece of shit!

Alien!

That is where you've always been wrong about me, Lex.

I'm as human as anyone. I love, I get scared, I wake up every morning, and despite not knowing what to do,

I put one foot in front of the other, and I try to make the best choices I can.

I screw up all the time, but that is being human.

And that's my greatest strength.

And someday, I hope for the sake of the world, you understand that it's yours too.

Oh, that's beautiful. But none of this matters, you patronizing clown.

The government gave me the authority to kill you. If not today, then...

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

No!

No!

No!

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Stop!

Oh!

Don't drop him!

Don't drop him! Drop him!

Dude.

Got it.

Yes!

Yes!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Lex!

What?!

Well, this just in an absolute bomb shout from the Daily Planet billionaire Lex Luthor aligning himself with a foreign entity, believe it or not.

Luthor has been giving them billions and billions of dollars worth of free weapons...

Lex Luthor has been working covertly with bustile gurcos and the Moravian government to overthrow the country of Jarhan poor.

Luthor has been giving them...

We had Luthor on this show many times.

Little did we know he was a traitor.

The foolish and about...

Oh, that he is.

Oh, that he is.

It seems like the one thing conservatives and liberals can finally agree on is that Lex Luthor's son.

We're not friends anymore.

Well, it's turned against Superman.

But we all owe him an enormous apology.

He is, of course, the hero we always thought he was.

How is it?

Guy, maybe he should join the group?

Please!

I mean, no offense, but that creepy mug is what you want represented, gentlemen.

Guy, maybe he should join the group.

Please, I mean no offense, but that creepy mug is what you want represented, Judge's gang?

Justice gang?

That's a cool name.

They're in.

Glad you're not concerned about the Medicians, Rick.

Because now they're the ones making the rules.

I don't think so.

Get his bowl, Ambassador Bell read!

Let's go.

It's not fair.

Oh, no!

Now we can get together forever.

Ms. Lane.

Oh, hi.

I thought I might give you an interview.

I could fill you in on all the behind the scenes.

Sure.

I think that would be great.

How about over here for an interview?

I'm sorry.

Hey.

I love you too.

How long have they been hooking up?

About three months, I think.

Got this place cleaned up pretty good?

Cleaned yourself up pretty good too.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Cleaned yourself up pretty good too.

You think so?

Yeah.

I think it gives you character.

Maybe one day you'll give me a name.

Well, for as a name?

So is Gary.

Sir, I think your cousin has returned.

Yeah.

What the hell, dude?

Why did you move the door?

I didn't move the door.

Where is my dog?

Okay, well, this is why he has behavioral issues.

Go boundaries.

It's not healthy, is it?

Come on.

Thanks for watching, bitch.

She likes to go on party on other planets.

Planets with red suns.

Oh.

Because of our metabolism, you can't get drunk on a planet with a yellow sun.

If I had any emotional capacity whatsoever, I'd be concerned about her partying.

Yeah.

Superman, would you like to see the footage of your parents?

He finds it soothing.

Oh.

Yeah, Gary.

That'd be nice.

Everything you see, seeing for the first time.

You can hear him too.

Come on.

Well, I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.

You did it.

Cause I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.

Well, I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.

I see you stagger in the street.

And you can't stay on your feet.

And you're faking in your sleep.

You're the one punk rocker, yes I am.

Well, I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.

I'm a punk rocker.

I know.

I've stopped because of my mom.

What do you want me to do?

Do you want me to take it apart and put it back together?

No, no, no, no.

It was just...

You just what?

Hey man, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to bum you out.

I shouldn't have brought it up.

Darn it, I can be such a jerk sometimes.