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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,549 --> 00:00:03,910 Hi, I'm Jamal. I play Dave. And I'm Melinda. I play Allie. 2 00:00:04,190 --> 00:00:07,870 Dave and Allie, I think they've always had a little something, but she's always 3 00:00:07,870 --> 00:00:11,010 put him down for her other boyfriends, which she's now realizing are douchers. 4 00:00:11,150 --> 00:00:14,190 So they've always been kind of competitive, and it's always been 5 00:00:14,810 --> 00:00:19,250 And Jamari, and that's my new nickname. Never gets my name right, never. 6 00:00:19,530 --> 00:00:24,390 Jamari Jamal over here, and I am very competitive in real life. I can whoop 7 00:00:24,390 --> 00:00:25,390 little butt. 8 00:00:25,890 --> 00:00:27,510 I mean, talk the big game. 9 00:00:28,180 --> 00:00:29,820 We'll see. I mean, this ain't scripted, so. 10 00:00:34,380 --> 00:00:35,379 All right, everybody. 11 00:00:35,380 --> 00:00:36,380 Let's have competition. 12 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:37,960 Let's go down. This isn't scripted. 13 00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:39,540 Now we know. 14 00:00:40,020 --> 00:00:43,760 This is competition number one, and it's an arm wrestle. 15 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:46,720 And now we can... What? 16 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:48,240 Do you do it like this? 17 00:00:48,460 --> 00:00:49,540 You don't do it like this. No. 18 00:00:49,980 --> 00:00:50,980 Yeah, you do. 19 00:00:51,180 --> 00:00:52,119 You do it like this. 20 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:53,360 Ow! No, wait. 21 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,680 There we go. There you go. Ready? Let's go. 22 00:00:57,700 --> 00:00:58,700 Go. 23 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:03,080 You're not even squared at the table, so it's like impossible. 24 00:01:03,380 --> 00:01:04,700 You're cheating, man. I'm not cheating. 25 00:01:05,060 --> 00:01:06,420 You gotta be like that. There you go. There you go. 26 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:14,000 You can't mess with pipe. 27 00:01:14,660 --> 00:01:18,740 But look at those muscles. You can't mess with these Kit Kats. You just can't 28 00:01:18,740 --> 00:01:20,940 it. Turn them this way, then turn them. Oh, yeah. 29 00:01:21,340 --> 00:01:23,640 There's one pack of Kit Kats, and you break them into two. 30 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:25,520 You got two Kit Kats. Okay. 31 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:27,440 Starting contact? 32 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:30,620 Go. 33 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:39,540 You can't look away. 34 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:46,520 I won three times in a row. My eyes are on fire and I can't fight this feeling. 35 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:49,420 What else can I beat him up? Let's do rock, paper, scissors. 36 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:51,160 Let's go. 37 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:54,420 Rock, paper, scissors. 38 00:01:56,380 --> 00:01:57,860 Best out of three? Best out of three. 39 00:01:58,420 --> 00:01:59,680 Rock, paper, scissors. 40 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:01,360 Rock, paper, scissors. 41 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,320 Okay, okay, okay. 42 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:04,520 Do or die. 43 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:06,180 Rock, paper, scissors. 44 00:02:06,540 --> 00:02:07,780 Rock, paper, scissors. 45 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:09,320 I won! 46 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,680 Two against one, and that was yours. 47 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:14,660 Okay. This is not looking good for me. 48 00:02:15,540 --> 00:02:20,580 We're going to have a kicking competition to see who can kick the 49 00:02:20,580 --> 00:02:22,680 can kick? Just going to note, these are tight. 50 00:02:23,580 --> 00:02:24,580 You're a boss. 51 00:02:26,940 --> 00:02:27,940 Okay, ready? 52 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:29,600 Here we go. Here we go. 53 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:40,020 He did it! He did it! 54 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:41,320 It was higher. 55 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:43,040 So I win. I win that round. 56 00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:45,020 I helped you with your shoe. 57 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:48,060 I can whip you a basketball. Whoever can tuck the rim. 58 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:50,420 Okay. Alright, let's do it. 59 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,880 Take me to the... Take me. 60 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,440 Take me to the movie theater. 61 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:09,700 There, I did it. 62 00:03:10,420 --> 00:03:11,420 Woo! 63 00:03:11,820 --> 00:03:13,880 That's still 3 -3. She needed my help. 64 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,980 No, that's 3 -2. No, I won. 65 00:03:16,540 --> 00:03:17,459 You're choking me. 66 00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:18,179 I won. 67 00:03:18,180 --> 00:03:19,180 It's 3 -2. 68 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:20,800 Hold your breath. 69 00:03:20,980 --> 00:03:23,600 Okay. 2, 3. 70 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:28,060 One more time. 3. 71 00:03:39,140 --> 00:03:42,880 No, you lose. I lose. You lose. I won that one, so that's four or two. 72 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:47,060 This is a laughing contest. The person who laughs first loses. 73 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,420 Getting serious. All right, ready? One, two, three. 74 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:52,020 I'm holding my breath. 75 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:03,940 So we're in the editing suite right now, but not only do they edit, they also 76 00:04:03,940 --> 00:04:05,300 have a secret stash of... 77 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:07,880 Nerf gun. 78 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:13,480 Okay, so we'll have six shots, and whoever gets the most in the bullseye is 79 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:16,440 champ. Okay. Whoever wins, wins the whole challenge. 80 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:18,420 I already won, so I'm going to give her a do or die. 81 00:04:19,140 --> 00:04:20,720 Yeah, so go ahead. Let's see what you got. 82 00:04:35,850 --> 00:04:37,970 Is your last shot the win? 83 00:04:40,290 --> 00:04:41,430 No. That's in. 84 00:04:41,690 --> 00:04:43,510 So we're even. That's 4 -4. So I win. 85 00:04:43,790 --> 00:04:44,890 All right, how about this? How about this? 86 00:04:45,130 --> 00:04:45,849 We'll do it again. 87 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,770 No, we need to get one last try. Okay. 88 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:51,310 That's in. That's out. That's in. 89 00:04:51,890 --> 00:04:55,730 He's so cheating right now. It's unbelievable. I'm not even cheating. I 90 00:04:56,590 --> 00:04:57,590 Oh! 91 00:04:58,890 --> 00:04:59,890 Defected product. 92 00:05:00,350 --> 00:05:02,490 That has nothing to do with me. The champ. 93 00:05:02,830 --> 00:05:03,930 We'll leave it up to you, bud. 94 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,600 I know you know deep down in your heart. Thank you for voting Team Mindy. 95 00:05:09,540 --> 00:05:11,440 You can buy t -shirts online. 6527