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Hey, have any of you seen Zoe?

Not since last night. After we looked at the stars, Mr. Bain gave her a ride

home. You let her go off alone with him?

Okay, she didn't meet me to walk to school this morning and girls are going

missing.

You mean like that Gloria girl? I heard she eloped with some guy.

I heard she was abducted by the Yakuza who harvested her organs.

Chris, over here.

Where were you?

Sorry about this morning. I came early to help Bain set up. There's like no

reception out here.

Okay, everybody.

Gather around.

Getting close.

Okay. Ah.

Science is about observation.

But because we have biases, our results can become clouded.

Today, we're going to identify and catalog everything we see.

Okay, let's go.

All through the forest, every quadrant.

Over here.

I'm worried about you and Bane spending time together.

We went stargazing as a group. He thinks I'm smart. Chill. A teacher working

hard to make you feel good about yourself?

Giving you after -hours attention, trying to hang out alone.

Sound familiar?

Just because one teacher got frisky with you, it doesn't mean they're all bad.

Whoa, I found bones.

Big ones.

Like, human -sized.

No, no, no, I recognize these.

Deer bones.

Our teacher is not interested in me like that.

I'll prove it.

His nose was pointier.

Even pointier.

I know it doesn't seem possible, but trust me.

You've freed a girl, miss.

Already?

You only asked me like five questions. And we got our answers.

They don't seem related to the missing girl. Maybe you didn't hear me.

A weird guy offered me a ride. I took it all down. Don't you want every detail?

I remember a lot. No, I'd like to say thank you for coming in.

On the bright side, you can still make it to work.

Madam? I just really wanted to help Logan.

You tried your best.

Now you can free up your mind for trivia night.

Be sweet to finally bring home a victory for Team Frankston.

No,

there's nothing new on the tip.

My money's still on the new guy her parents said she was talking to. The one

they called rude and irritating.

Yeah. Look, I think if we find him, we find her.

Another guy?

Should I tell Logan? That his girl was into someone else?

Don't you want to be told that?

So everyone had different

theories about what happened to Gloria.

Especially Maya.

Poor Maya.

So, Everett, seriously, this place is haunted?

It is.

And that the ghosts took a laureate or something.

They did.

So we can use the Ouija board to make the ghosts or whatever tell them that

never happened?

Yep. Should work.

Hey, Ev, want to use the Ouija board?

Come on, it'll be fun.

Come on.

Okay.

What should we ask it?

Are there any spirits with us today?

Yes.

Um, okay.

Uh, who are you, spirit?

C.

A.

What, you know her?

Yeah.

She died in here.

What? Did you take Gloria?

No. See, we're fine.

I know who.

Are you doing this? No.

It's Camilla.

Or one of the others. Others?

This used to be an insane asylum.

I still can't believe they converted it into condos after all those people were

basically tortured here. But nothing weird happens, right? Not really.

Except sometimes I hear strange voices in the night. And all of a sudden,

they disappear.

Come on, you mean like they quit?

But wait, Spirit, we're like safe in here, right?

She says you are an EXT.

What's wrong?

What is that sound?

Join me.

Oh, my gosh.

Well, that's lunchtime, scientist. Now, if you eat outside, do so in your car.

When lightning strikes, it will arc around the metal bodies, sparing you.

Fascinating?

Hi, Mr. Bain.

Can I ask you something?

Yes, of course. An inquisitive mind like yours can ask me anything.

Is there anything science can do for my tan lines?

What are you doing?

Well, wouldn't that look nicer if it was all one color?

I suppose, if one liked aesthetic uniformity. Well, do you?

Here's what you do. You mix baking soda with water.

Scrub with the mixture for two minutes. It will exfoliate the darker layers and

blend the two together.

Thanks, Mr. Bain. I knew you'd come through for me.

I think it's best we don't spend any time alone together.

What do you mean?

I didn't want to prejudge you because of your reputation, but here we are.

I think it's best for everyone if you no longer join the After Hours group.

Phone, don't freak.

Hello?

Hello?

Okay, who is this?

Wow, Maya, relax.

I have to answer a question for the band.

Oh, hi, Jordan.

Um, the kids are in bed like you asked. Are you close?

Actually, I'm making some magic in the studio tonight. I need you to stay a

couple extra hours.

Um, well, how many? Because I'm supposed to... You really want me to tell the

band to pack it in?

No, it's fine. It's cool.

Um, I'll see you in a couple of hours.

Hi. Zig!

What?

I got off my shift early. I thought I'd come pick you up. Yeah, well, I can't

come out anymore.

Oh, so you want to have the date here?

I see where you're going. No, you can't stay, okay?

I'm trying to be the perfect nanny so that Jordan will think I'm a hard worker

and hire me to work at her studio.

So then why'd you pull me in?

I need you to check for ghosts.

Okay, um, check. Done. There's no such thing as ghosts. Please, Zig, just

Humor me.

Fine.

No goat's here.

Still no goat.

Nothing. See?

Am I your hero?

Abe said we could kick it. I'm sorry.

If I knew this project meant so many late nights, I never would have

it. No, it's good you did.

It's a great idea, and it's going to help a lot of people.

We're grabbing sushi. Do you want to come?

Thanks, but date night.

Okay.

Today's s'mores -inspired frozen tree recipe comes from Samantha in New

This is one seriously sweet treat, but not as sweet as my sweetie. Happy theme

month anniversary, Logie.

Hey, how'd it go with the police?

They don't think my thing is related to Gloria.

I tried to get them to listen, but... Yeah, they're idiots.

I mean, they don't think she ran away.

She's stupid.

Everything was perfect.

Why would she do that?

They think she was talking to another guy.

Someone her parents didn't like. They think she's with him.

No, Gloria wouldn't do that to me.

I'm sorry, small fry.

If I'm being completely honest, yeah, maybe she was pulling away.

I don't really know. It's all so confusing.

I think we probably got to go.

You're not going for sushi?

No, I'm just going to get some work done.

No, you shouldn't be alone tonight.

You're coming with me.

And your boyfriend?

I don't really want to be around people right now. Is that all I am to you?

People?

There's that smile.

Now come on.

You're next.

It's coming from over there.

Does that look like a torture chamber to you? Yeah.

I think you're supposed to be the one that says it just looks like a pantry.

You're next.

It's definitely getting louder.

It's coming from down there.

It's a toy?

Can you believe it?

Yes, because I told you. If you weren't scared to.

For a second.

It won't open. What's going on?

Are you sure it's love?

Pretty sure.

Ninety percent.

Okay, because we need this.

We're only down 500 points.

The most successful Beach Boys album isn't Love Sound.

It's Pet Sound. Yeah, and all the songs are called Woof Woof and Meow Meow

Quack. Who has a pet duck?

It's your team, man. I'm just a finch hitter.

Okay, guys, we're running out of time.

Let's look.

Lock it in.

Oh, do you have to go?

Eat up with your friends?

It's too bad. No, actually, I was just going to go get another drink.

You guys want anything? I can buy my own drink. I can have a mango smoothie,

please.

Yeah, you got it.

Why are you being so mean to him? Oh, to the handsome older guy you brought on

our date?

He's my friend, and his girlfriend is missing.

Can you even imagine?

What if it were me?

We'll still have a chance for some alone time.

I'll let you walk me home.

The long way.

Just play nice.

For me.

Okay.

But he better know...

Who is the first actor to play the Joker on screen?

Let's do the remote.

See? There is plenty of room on this team for three.

There's someone out there.

Maybe it's the kids?

It doesn't sound like them.

I hope they're okay.

God, I'm the worst nanny ever.

I'm so happy to see you.

Are the kids okay?

Yeah, everyone's fine.

Maya, who is this?

And what is he doing in my pantry?

Oh, no, it's not like that. I thought I heard a noise, and Sig pops over to say

hi for, like, one minute.

It won't happen again. It's just with Gloria being missing. And the fact that

this place used to be an insane asylum... It used to be a pencil

asylum. Who told you that?

Whatever. I'm starving.

We'll talk about this tomorrow.

So this whole thing was a prank?

What whole thing?

How could you embarrass me like that in front of your mom?

The pressure

was mounting.

No one was safe.

Not even me.

No, please don't. Look, these cost a fortune and I still have a few uses to

wring out of them before Labor Day.

Thanks to you, Mr. Bain banned me from the science group. So you don't have to

hang out with a predator.

NBD. He's not...

He actually thinks I'm smart.

And you know what? I kind of liked doing the extra credit stuff with Grace and

the smart kids, but now... You have more time to hang out with me and figure out

what we're going to do for this vlog?

That's it.

You're jealous.

Of what, Diane?

Okay, we partnered up with Hunter and Grace so you and I could have more time

hang out, remember? Hey, I'm just as surprised as you that Grace and I even

one thing in common. But it doesn't matter now because you wrecked it.

I'll spare your precious pants.

But don't talk to me.

For the rest of the summer. Okay, you don't mean that.

Grace. Grace. Um, take this.

It's my half of today's assignment. You could have done that in class.

I can't go back in.

Ever.

Okay, now you're not making sense.

I embarrass myself with Bane.

He thinks I was coming on to him. Why would he think that?

Because I...

Kind of was.

Guess everyone's got a type.

It's not like that. I was just testing him because Tristan thought he was

to perv on me.

Just tell him what happened.

He's a weird dude. He'll get it if you explain you were just being weird.

I'll come with you if you want.

You'd do that?

I'd never last a whole summer without you. You're the only remotely bearable

person in that class.

Thanks.

I think.

What?

You ordered the sausage, right?

God, I'm such a failure.

No, it's all right.

No one can stay mad at bacon.

It's not the bacon.

It's just failing at everything.

Especially the job.

I thought it was your dream job. Well, it's turning into a nightmare.

I mean, I can handle small paychecks and Jordan changing the hours on the fly

without any notice, but the kids, they just don't like me. Who cares what the

kids like you?

Dude. Look, children are like dogs.

So let's start.

You can play with them all you want, but if you don't show them you're in

control and you're done playing with them, they'll just get anxious and eat

slivers.

So what do I have to do?

Be firm. Show them you're in charge, and they'll follow you forever.

Like how Zig follows you around.

Hey.

I need you to contact some of that building supply company.

Order lumber for the gardens.

Wait.

Isn't this your favorite song?

Yum Yum Quack?

It's so beautiful.

Gets me every time.

Thanks.

You two seem to really get along.

Oh, it's pretty amazing. I'm smart.

It's fun to hang out with. You should stop.

Why? We're friends.

Amazing friends.

It's not like that.

I have a boyfriend, and he has a girlfriend, who I'm sure is going to be

Okay, monogamous relationships are just artificial constructs. If two humans

like each other, a title isn't a wall that's going to keep them apart.

I'm not going to stop hanging out with Logan just because you don't think guys

and girls can be friends. They can be friends.

Just not if there are feelings.

Hey. Oh.

Just wondering if you wanted me to walk you home.

Um, why would I want that?

What's Gloria missing and all?

You shouldn't walk home alone.

I'm sure I'll be okay.

Come on, small fry.

Don't make me worry about someone else I care about.

All right, can you guys come here for a sec?

So, things are going to change around here, okay?

Okay. Can I go back to watching Real Housewives now? Okay, but I'm serious.

From now on, you two are going to treat me better. Okay, you're going to be nice

to me, you're going to listen, and no more pranks, okay?

Okay, sure, whatever.

Great, I'm glad we had this chat.

I thought we said no more pranks. That wasn't me.

Just stop it, okay?

I'm not.

Is this you?

What do we do? Just back out slowly.

And then bow down to your master because I got you guys.

Say hello to the bad guy.

I was so scared.

Not me.

You're right.

Okay, but can we agree now?

We're even? No more pranks?

Okay, no more pranks. And you have to admit to me that that was awesome.

Okay. It was mildly awesome.

Especially since it involved Jake.

I think she finally likes me. Actually, I kind of think she likes me.

Everyone's gone.

Everyone but Bane.

Apologizing to him can't possibly be more embarrassing than when you actually

flirted with him.

I thought you said he was in here. Maybe he's in his office.

Oh my God.

Gloria Chin.

The missing girl?

Why would he have that?

Because Tristan was right.

Did you hear that?

Tristan was right.

But if they had only listened to me, what happened next could have been

I can make it through.

And if I hold out, I know I can make it through.

I know I can make it through.