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Okay. Tell me what I need to do to save my perfectly toned behind.

Zoe, we're preparing for your preliminary hearing. Be serious.

I am.

But I came forward about Degrassi nudes, and I admitted to what I did.

Plus, I'm a recent victim of sexual assault. Won't that all work in my

Yes, but there's no way the judge will dismiss this case completely.

Okay.

What do I need to do? Work on your personal statement. Show remorse.

And get a head start at community service.

I'll arrange it at your school so you'll be seen to be giving back to the

community you wronged.

A hundred hours should do.

A hundred hours?

Isn't that a bit harsh?

It's not like I killed anyone.

That's not your punishment.

That's just to show the judge your repentance, so it's just a leniency.

So the punishment could be worse.

The sentencing won't be for a few months, but realistically, it could be

as five years.

Community service.

Juvenile detention.

You'll be working here.

In the cafeteria.

Like, as a lunch lady.

There's lots to do.

Load food in the morning, serve at lunch.

Face the entire student body every day.

You know they blame me for all the draconian measures you've imposed.

Then you'll have lots of time to say you're sorry.

Here's your uniform.

Suddenly, Brayden's not looking so bad.

Please tell me I'm not late. You're not late.

Wait for what? For class. I lost track of time running my lines for the

I gotta see.

This isn't right. I've never gotten to see you in my life. I gotta be.

My mom finally got me a math tutor.

I'm learning so much. So he's cute?

The cutest.

Now, I know you just got tests back, but today is the last lesson of the unit,

which means the next time you see me, it will be dun -dun -dun, test time.

Another test?

Do they have a quota? Don't worry.

I get these all the time. You don't know my parents.

If I don't ace this, my mom will make me quit the musical, and then you'll have

to take my part, and then I'll have to watch you kiss my boyfriend on stage,

then you two will fall in love, and then I will end up so alone. Frank!

That'll never happen.

Because I would never, ever, ever want to kiss Winston, okay?

Ever.

There's enough going on at home with the divorce.

Didn't you work things out with your dad?

Kind of.

Now I have to spend quality time with him and Mom.

I don't need this dress, too.

Breathe, Frank.

Come study with my tutor after school.

You can see how cute he is. I have rehearsal every day. Maybe Imogen will

you out if you fake sick or something.

You got it.

You totally look like you're going to barf.

You can't avoid me forever. Watch me. I'm very girl -oriented.

Imogen, I know it's a surprise I'm not out to my parents, but please don't be

mad at me. Not mad.

That you're not out. I'm mad you didn't tell me.

Well, I just didn't want to ruin your image of me as this cool, confident,

-ass lesbian.

No.

I still see you as that.

Even though I'm not that person at home?

Why haven't you told them?

Are they religious nuts? Crazy bigots? No, not at all.

We've moved around a lot.

Everything.

I don't want them to stop looking at me like I'm their perfect little girl.

This doesn't change anything between us.

Except when I meet your parents again, I'm your best friend.

Can you be okay with that?

Doesn't seem like I have a choice.

Lip gloss. We're serving cafeteria food, not filet mignon.

What are you doing here?

Still doing my time. Burned down one hallway.

Guess I haven't exactly been around the cafe.

Trying to avoid people.

Hey, relax. It's not that bad.

And to get you through the smell.

Really?

No. Great.

Well, your first customer.

Good luck.

I don't need luck.

Hi. What can I get you?

A time machine.

So we can go back to before you got cell phones banned and totally wrecked the

school. Hey, I didn't make the new rules.

No, but you did flash your pom -poms all over the internet.

Burned by a niner. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. And you look sad.

I'd give you a hug if PDA were still allowed.

You guys blame me too?

Duh.

Just take your stupid food and go.

I'm sorry.

It's just so funny.

Oh, you poor thing.

Do you want a school sanctioned side hug?

No. Why would I need that?

You found out your girlfriend's still in the closet.

You said when we talked last night.

Yeah, but Jack and I talked about it and everything's going to be okay.

Oh, is this going to come out?

No, but I'm going to support her decision and be totally understanding

awesome. I just don't think it's a good idea. And I'm actually speaking from

experience for once.

I tried to keep Adam a secret from my parents, and it cost him a lot of pain.

It's just for her parents.

Okay? Other than that, nothing else is going to change.

Hey, Imogen.

Congrats. You and Jack got nominated for best couple. If you can edge out Dallas

and Ally, I think you guys have got a real shot.

You and Guy Liner did not make the ballot, Becky. I'm sorry.

See? Jack and I are awesome. Like... Best couple in the year of a gossip.

I can't wait to tell her.

Have you seen Imogen?

Nope. Can you see if she'll let me out of rehearsal?

You're bailing? Well, Armstrong's rung another test on us. I need to study. We

truly need. We can't rehearse without you.

What's wrong with you? I barely know my lines. My singing's off key. And we only

have a couple weeks before we're supposed to perform for the school.

I really have to study.

It's okay.

I'll just pretend it's a comedy so when everyone's laughing at me, you'll feel

okay.

Fine. I'll come to rehearsal.

You're so smart anyway.

And I can help you study in between scenes.

Still thinking about the calf?

It was awful, Tris.

The way people looked at me. Because you're a lunch lady?

Because they blame me for the way the school is now. Jane, not everyone blames

you. Yes, everyone.

Even Zig.

I can take the aching back. I can stomach the orthopedic shoes.

Barely. And I can handle that I might never stop smelling like tuna.

Sorry.

I just want people to stop being so mean.

What if you gave out free french fries or something?

I don't exactly have the authority.

Too bad.

The porters in this school really like french fries.

You know what they like more?

Gravy?

Your cell phone.

Maybe I could call it lunchtime?

Well, they go and fill it in when the lines for the payphone are the longest.

could race home.

If I can't get there, they're probably going to be sold out. How else are we

supposed to get Imagine Dragons tickets?

I might be able to help.

I'm not sending nudes for concert tickets, Zoe.

You can just call for them.

You're joking.

Nope. And I'll have no trouble getting them past security, seeing as I work for

the man. And we can use them? They're prepaid.

If you want your tickets, just come to the cafe and ask for a tuna sandwich.

I know I messed this place up.

I want to make it right.

So, spread the word.

Tuna. But what if someone actually wants a real tuna sandwich?

From our calf?

Not likely.

If you get this crap inside, what are you doing?

Just showing our customers how fresh our produce is.

Polynomials never divisible by?

Another polynomial?

A variable.

Right. Ask me another.

What's a quadratic equation?

X equals... I studied this.

X equals minus b, plus or minus the square root of b, squared minus 4ac over

You're like a math genius.

And I'm a math dunce.

Do you think Armstrong would let me out if I cried? Quick, tell me something

sad.

Every day, thousands of bees are dying, and no one knows why.

Fluffy little bee, dead.

That doesn't make you sad?

All right, calculators away.

It's test time.

You have one hour.

Turn your papers over in three, two, now.

What, are you single white female -ing me now or something?

Okay, don't faint, but we got nominated for best couple. I thought we could do

our hair like this for the photo.

I'm beta testing. How did I do?

They're a little bit uneven.

Wait.

Best couple, like, in the yearbook?

Yeah, and if we win, we get our own page.

Imogen, we can't.

My parents will see the yearbook.

Oh.

I didn't even think of that.

So I guess that means we can't go to prom together?

Well, we can go to prom together. It would just have to be... As friends.

Okay, what about prom photos?

That'll end up all over FaceRange?

We can't risk it.

Are you okay?

Sorry.

I know they're dumb high school things, but I was looking forward to doing them

with you.

But now things are different.

You said you were okay with this.

Yeah.

I'll just, um, take our names off the nominee list.

One tuna sandwich, please.

When you're done, put it in the recycling outside student council.

Thanks, Zoe.

It's really cool you're doing this.

Hey, Claire, can I borrow you for a sec? Yeah, just after I take this picture.

Say yearbook.

Not gonna happen.

Aw, you guys are so cute.

Can you send that to me? My mom has been bugging me nonstop for a photo of us.

Oh, I love your mom. I can't wait to take her to the spa next time she's in

town. Which reminds me, we have my dad's birthday dinner tomorrow.

Right. I should bone up on my cricket stats.

Okay, just for safety, and then you guys are done.

Check it out.

Oh, we are so gonna win best couple. And then we are on to prom king and queen.

And that's the photo my mom's really itching for.

So what's up?

Hmm? Do you and Jack need to reschedule or something?

Oh, yeah.

Jack couldn't make it today, but I'll get her to come out tomorrow.

Okay.

I hope.

Why do you think Armstrong wanted to see me? Did I totally fail?

Not when he studied with me during rehearsal.

You asked me, like, two questions.

Oh, no.

Can I speak to the girls alone?

Ladies, we seem to have a problem.

You both got 83.

And that's a problem?

Yes, because all of your answers are identical.

Even the wrong ones.

What does that mean?

He thinks one of us copied.

I didn't!

Frankie.

Well, until one of you fesses up, you're both getting a zero.

Maybe we're such good friends we became psychic.

Anything's possible.

All this cheating talk is giving me such a stomachache.

He thinks one of you guys cheated?

I have a very good hearing. I didn't mean for this to happen.

Wait, you cheated? I was busy with the musical. I didn't want to let you down.

My mom will freak if I get caught.

It's okay, Frankie.

Cheating's not the end of the world.

It'll be our secret.

No one will know.

Yeah, but I will.

It works.

And for the first time in a while, people smiled at me.

Well, it looks like it was contagious.

I might actually be able to do the next 90 -odd hours.

You think you can keep it up?

Piece of cake.

Um, what are we doing?

Gotta collect my contraband.

Where are they?

Looking for these?

I have cameras everywhere. You didn't think I'd notice this, Ruth?

Um, I'm just gonna see myself out.

I gave you a chance to redeem yourself here, young lady, and you pull a stunt

like this?

You're doing this to show a judge that you're remorseful, right?

Yes. Well, are you?

Do you truly believe what you did was wrong?

I know I hurt people, and I never wanted to do that. You're not a dumb girl,

Bowie.

This little scheme is kind of ingenious.

If you put half that much effort into your schoolwork, you'd be pulling bees.

So does this mean I'm not expelled?

It means I'm giving you one last chance to clean up your act.

But you're also going to have to clean the entire calf.

Show me you're willing to earn it.

Bookworm looks sexy on you.

Outside the closet.

Coming out, a guide for gay teens.

We already talked about this.

I thought you got it.

I did get it. But then I realized I didn't get it.

At all. Well, I just can't tell them, Imogen. I'm not asking you to go home

come out right now, but it's like you don't even care about me enough to even

consider it. How I feel about you has nothing to do with it. I just don't see

how that's true.

What, are we going to be best friends forever?

I've made so many compromises for you.

I was willing to be polyamorous for Pete's sake. What, is this about the

yearbook picture?

Yeah.

Yes.

But it's not just that.

I want to be your girlfriend all the time, not just when it's convenient.

And I want to take your mom out to the spa.

And talk cricket with your dad even though I know nothing about it?

Let me help you come out.

I've been through it.

It'll go better than you think.

I don't want to.

What do you not understand about that?

All of it, I guess. Well, then, if you're not willing to accept that... I

we should just stop. What? Stop the conversation? No.

Stop this relationship.

Jack, wait.

We're the best couple at school.

Not anymore.

I just wanted to be yours, be yours.

Lying down on the job?

What, no snappy comeback?

How do you do it?

I insult you, and then you insult me to an equal or greater degree. Not

comebacks. How do you let yourself be such a loner?

Okay, first, I prefer mysterious playboying.

I just know that I'll never please the haters, so I can either let that tear me

up, or I can get over it. I choose the latter. Can you teach me how to not care

that everyone hates me?

Sure, just don't.

It's not that easy.

I guess you'll have to watch and learn.

God knows you have a few hours in here with me.

Do you have any nail polish remover?

In my locker.

Why? Put it on a cloth, rub it on the gum, it just comes right off.

I've been around the block a few times.

Thanks. It's really helpful.

Well, you're lucky that I don't totally hate you.

You know this is serious, right?

And it was all me.

Lola had no idea.

I just got a lot going on at home, and I know that's no excuse, but anyway, I'm

so, so sorry.

Well, I appreciate you coming clean, Frankie.

However, I still have to give you a zero.

But I won't call your parents.

And the good news is, the exam is worth 40%. Ace it.

You can get your grade back up.

Thank you, sir.

Man, this stomachache is killing me. What was that all about?

It was me, Lo.

I copied.

Please don't hate me. I should have come clean at the beginning.

The only thing worse than cheating was lying to my best friend about it.

This is a good thing. You get to keep your mark.

I need to come clean, too.

Why? What did you do?

I kissed Winston.

Or he kissed me. I'm a little hazy. It all happened so fast.

I wanted to tell, but he told me to keep it a secret.

My stomachache is gone.

Good morning.

You kissed Lola?

Frankie, it's not how it sounds.

From now on, you will only speak to me at rehearsals. And even then, only

in the script.

I can make it through.

And if I hold out, I know I can make it through.

I know I can make it through.