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Track uniform.

To Lycra or not to Lycra?

I'll call the Pulitzer committee.

Equally sarcastic comment.

I know I'm playing the lame game here, but fashion is my fallback when I don't

have anything juicy for DTV.

Excuse me while I go do a thing.

Yo, what exactly are you laughing at?

Can you, uh, settle a bet me and my brother have?

Are these yours?

They are not!

Why'd you just cover your boobs?

They're not hers, trust me.

You know her boobs?

Where are those from?

Degrassi nudes.

It's a site that sold boob pics to real Degrassi girls.

Wait, this happened?

Like, in reality?

Pretty awesome, right? No, it's not awesome. It's very un -awesome.

Hey, what... What are you doing?

Getting to the bottom of this.

That's a great idea.

What's the big deal if a girl wants to make a few bucks from a bunch of

perverts? Women get exploited enough by the rest of the world. We shouldn't be

doing this to ourselves.

Maybe you don't know the full story.

Well, that's what I'm going to find out.

Any

superpower?

I'd go with invisibility.

No way.

I'd want to fly.

With your luck, Novak, every time you land, it would be... So I park on Queen

Street. Then I go to step out.

Bam! How about it, Maya?

Flight or invisibility?

He's dropping.

This D -bag takes my door off.

I get no plates for the cops, and all I see is a streak of black drive away.

D -bag in a black car?

Maybe it was Hollingsworth.

Yeah, right.

I think Miles is dumb enough to hit and run.

Wait a minute.

Is he that dumb?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Moneybags hit Jock. Keep your voices down.

Why would we do that?

I was in the car when it happened.

Flights, Madeline?

Never the right choice. Yeah, well, we had to. If his dad finds out, it'll hurt

Miles. Are you seriously going to lie for this guy?

Well, what's the plan?

For now, find Miles.

All right, Tia is your grandma's cocker spaniel.

And Bodie is her Yorkie.

And thoughts on evolution.

Uh -huh, trick question. You never mention evolution to Grandma Baker.

I know this is silly, making memories, all this stuff, but I want this to be

best dinner of all time.

Hey, if it's important to my girlfriend, it's important to me.

You're the best, you know that?

Hey, Drew.

Are you going to pick me up for our first birthday class tonight, or should

meet you there?

That's tonight?

You forgot, didn't you?

No, no, no. I did not forget. I would not forget something so important.

So I totally forgot about that.

Is there any way I can meet Grandma Baker another time? She's only in town

more night. Can't you just reschedule your class?

For the record, didn't forget. I just double booked.

My mom can come with me.

What if I miss something important?

It's okay.

I'll take notes.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Well? All clear.

John!

Allie! What do you guys think of Degrassi nudes?

Cute girls selling boob pics?

Who'd be interested in something like that?

How do you know the girls are cute?

Next question.

It... Totally objectifies women and turns them into disembodied boobs

actual human people.

What she said.

Exactly. Follow -up question.

Do you know whose boobs these are?

No,

I do not.

Damn.

I've got to keep digging.

Hey, maybe you should stop.

I mean, no one's going to admit those boobs are theirs.

No, Jack Jones. I shall not stop until I discover whose naked breasts are on

display in this photo.

Imogen, what are you doing?

I'm trying to get to the bottom of Degrassi Noob, sir.

Degrassi what?

My office.

Now, please.

Great. Okay, I'll bring the car by this afternoon.

Thanks.

There you are.

Why didn't you respond to any of my texts?

I was on the phone trying to find a body shop to fix the car.

Miles, we have to come clean. We hit Dallas.

He told a cop he saw a black car speed away.

I know you're freaked out.

My dad left for the day, so all I need to do is bring the car to the shop and

all the evidence is caught.

We can keep the accident a secret.

No, you can't.

Shouldn't you be at work?

I misplaced my phone.

You know, I thought I dropped it in the garage, so when I took a look around,

what did I see? More evidence of my son's irresponsibility.

You have had that car, what, two, three minutes, and then you crashed it. I'm

having it fixed.

What happened?

Let's talk about it later. Oh, no, no, no, no.

No, we're going to talk about it now.

Somebody hit us.

Well, why didn't you speak to me?

I, um, I just wanted to handle it for myself.

Did you get the insurance info?

They took off. They...

Yeah, another reason I didn't bother telling you. Well, that's no -fault

insurance, Miles.

You know, if you have the collision report, you can just pay the deductible.

You didn't report it. I just thought that... No, well, obviously you didn't

think.

Okay, um, Maya and her mother will just meet us at the police station later.

Hopefully the cops will find the guy who banged your car.

Because there's no way that a hit -and -run should go unpunished.

That's what the truth sounds like, huh?

Now, do not lie because I will know.

What do you think of the pie?

It's great.

Key lime is my favorite.

I make it from scratch.

Bodie, do you ever lend you a paw?

Becky, you've got a good one here.

Thank you.

But he better not answer his phone at the table.

Claire, it could be important.

Is there any chance I can get seconds on this delicious pie?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, pardon me, young man, but did I just hear you use Bullard's name in vain?

I'm sorry, Miss Baker.

My baby just kicked.

True.

You have a baby?

So, when you came back to the car, you and Miles saw a black SUV back into his

coupe and speed away.

Yes.

No receipt from the mall to indicate what time you were there?

No. So you didn't buy anything.

What were you shopping for?

Um, I don't remember.

You don't remember?

Um, I guess we just wanted to wander around.

You know teenagers, always in the food court.

You said it was a blue SUV?

Black. Right, my mistake.

You okay, Maya?

Yeah, I'm just a little nervous.

She gets anxious.

That's what you think of therapists. Mom, I'm sorry. I don't want the

to think you're lying.

Relax. Just a couple of more details and I can get after this idiot who hit your

friend's car.

Draw a diagram of the parking lot.

Exactly where Miles' car was. I'll get him to do the same.

Write down all the shops he visited.

As long as Miles' story matches, we're good.

I'm in a bit of a mood.

Why?

What happened with Simpson?

He totally took my story away.

He told me Degrassi News was a matter for the police, whatever that means.

So he doesn't know who's responsible?

No.

Which means the girls that are doing this will get off scot -free.

Big deal.

It is a big deal.

Sending naked photos to strange boys for money is...

Seriously messed up.

Well, not if you don't care who sees your boobs.

Oh, my God.

Those are your boobs.

Your Degrassi nudes?

Not just me. Who else?

The power to your teeth.

Weeping lizards.

That's how you could afford all that fancy equipment.

Jack, how could you cheat on me like this?

Cheat on you?

Because I sent my boobs to some dumb boy?

That's ridiculous.

Don't call me ridiculous.

Cheater. Come on.

You're acting like a 12 -year -old.

Well, this 12 -year -old wants to finish her mini -morning cakes by herself.

How could you mess up my grandma's dinner so badly? Look, accidents happen,

Becky. Yeah, Claire's living proof.

Is it cold in here?

I may have told Grandma Baker I knocked up another girl.

Yikes. I mean, it's not my fault, all right?

I was distracted because I was texting Claire.

Our baby kicked.

Seriously?

That's huge.

Yeah, we might have a little Beckham on our hands, but...

I missed it, all right?

And I'll miss that one a lot more if I have to keep juggling.

Welcome to baby mama drama, bro. It'd be crazy.

And it's only gonna get crazier when the baby's born.

So I'm either a lousy boyfriend or a deadbeat dad.

Hey, what does your diagram look like?

Don't sneak up on me like that. Is it based in East, West?

You smell good.

Oh, my God, Miles. Are you high? It's like cinnamon.

No, no. It's like vanilla, isn't it? Hey, you want to get ice cream?

You've got to be kidding me.

I'm fine. I'll go alone.

Hey, I lied for you. And if we don't get our story straight, you're not going to

find out.

Won't he be furious?

You don't get it, do you?

When it comes to me, he's always furious.

So I lied for nothing.

This is clearly bothering you, so...

Let's fix it. You can't just go back and redraw your diagram.

You know what, Miles? Bad idea.

This is what you wanted, right? The truth to come out? Please just fill her

We'll figure something out, okay? Hey, Dallas.

I hit your crap car.

Miles.

What did you say?

All right, well, it wasn't crap before I knocked the door off of it.

But now... And you took off after?

Relax, I'll pay for it.

Dallas, baby, it's okay.

Rocky was in the car. What if you hit my son?

You are so cute when you pretend to be a dad.

Yeah, that's right. Hit me. Come on. That's what you do, isn't it? No, don't

that. Dallas, Dallas.

You're an irresponsible idiot.

You're lucky I'm not.

You can explain the rest to the cops.

People are so dumb.

Yes. Yes, they are.

Jack stole pictures of her boobs on chat for money.

Hmm.

Didn't see that coming. And she doesn't think it's a big deal, but it is, right?

If she'll show her boobs to anyone, isn't it meaningless when she shows them

me? I don't know.

You know what I should do?

Hmm?

Send a picture of my boobs.

No. To a bunch of people.

No. See how she likes it. Tip or tat, yo, literally.

That's not gonna make things better.

Trust me.

Well, I have to do something.

I can't just get over this.

Well, if you love her, you have to find a way, right?

Ready?

Got your favorite.

Nothing says I'm sorry like mango puree and crushed ice.

I didn't mean to ruin grandma's dinner. All I wanted was your undivided

attention for one night. I feel like you're never there for me. I was there

you last night.

Yeah, but your brain was with Claire.

I need more and I deserve more.

You're right.

You do.

Becky, you're one of the kindest.

smartest, most beautiful girl that I know.

You really feel that way?

Yes.

Which is why I know you'll understand.

Understand what?

That we need to break up.

Excuse me? The baby's got to come first.

And I can't keep disappointing you. You want to break up. I don't want to.

But I have to.

Seriously.

Maybe we should just lower the volume.

No, I will not lower the volume. And I will not be broken up with after I went

against my own beliefs and kept dating a guy with a kid on the way. Becky. After

you embarrassed me in front of my grandma and I defended you. Volume's

getting loud. No, I will not be broken up with. I'm breaking up with you. And

this Apologies movie is now a breakup movie.

I know you're disappointed.

Disappointed? I'm incredible.

How could you lie to the police? I was worried about Miles. I didn't want him

get in trouble.

But now you're the one in trouble. Again.

I thought you were making progress with your therapist.

I am. It's different this time. It's not just in my head. I swear.

I know you care about Miles. You can't destroy your life for him. So what? I'm

just supposed to let him deal with his dad himself?

You already tried to help a couple of times. You even got me involved.

The truth is you can't help someone who isn't ready to help himself.

Okay, Maya.

Let's have the truth this time.

Hey, you really have my back in there.

That's how this whole parenting thing works.

Not every kid's so lucky.

Hey, can I check on Miles?

It'll only be a minute.

Clock's ticking.

Miles!

Hey. Hi.

Listen, I'm sorry.

I got you caught up in my mess.

But thanks for caring enough to help.

You're welcome.

But you're going to have to start helping yourself.

I can't tell anyone else but my dad.

I use my pool to smooth things over, so neither one of you will have a criminal

record going forward.

Thanks.

Come on, let's go.

You around?

Now!

I tried to oomph -chat my boobs to someone else, but I couldn't do it.

Okay.

You still hate me. No, I could never hate you. I just... I feel like right

don't even know you.

Why? Because I sold naked pics?

Boys.

Behind my back.

I told you.

I didn't think it would be a problem. But it is.

The political is personal. This stuff matters, like, to the world.

I don't care about any of that stuff.

I care about you.

A lot.

Okay? And... If I hurt you, I hope you know that I'm

really, really sorry.

That's it?

That's it.

What I've got.

Okay.

I accept your apology.

On one condition.

Name it.

No more oomph -chatting sexy pics from up there to me.

Do you?

Thanks for coming.

I won't miss any more appointments.

Hey,

there's nothing to be worried about.

Okay. Claire and... Drew.

Claire and Drew.

Let's take a look at your baby.

Is that...

My strong heartbeat.

Does everything look healthy?

Well, there's the head.

There's the hands.

There's the... It's a boy.

Correct. Well, it looks like a healthy baby boy.

We are having a boy.

We should name him Adam.

Now, for the next part of the exam.

Right. I'll give you two some privacy.

It's amazing.

I didn't even realize you could tell the sex at 12 weeks. You can't. Your baby's

16 weeks.

Perfect 16 weeks. It's...

Whatever it takes, I know I can make it through.

And if I hold out, I know I can make it through.

Make it through.