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Ready for school?

Eli said he was sending me a surprise this morning for getting into Columbia.

That's sweet.

Even after you told him about your surprise?

I actually haven't told him yet. Claire!

I need to find the perfect words.

How about, Eli, I'm pregnant with Drew's baby.

Not elegant enough?

What would you tell your mother?

I haven't actually done that yet either.

Claire! I need to do this all very carefully so I can keep my life on

Because you think you can still go to New York and be with Eli? I don't know.

Maybe.

Eli and I have been through so much. Maybe we can get through this, too.

Claire.

Oh, no. What do I do? You find the perfect words before he hears them from

someone else.

Surprise!

I'm done with my exam, so the summer job hunt begins.

So you're just back?

That's exciting, right?

You know what I'm most excited about is maybe continuing that talk about our

future.

Yeah, yeah, we should definitely talk about our future tonight after school.

I can't wait.

Chompy chicken for the win.

I'm so glad your dad gave you the wheels.

Hey, have you noticed Frankie's just been a bit weird lately?

Um, I don't know, man. She's a 14 -year -old girl. She's always weird.

Now, Helium walked into a restaurant, and the waiter says, I'm sorry, we don't

serve noble gases here.

Helium doesn't react.

Ah, and neither do my students. Okay, everybody, take a seat.

I called him.

Huh? Boyfriend dibs?

That's not a thing.

Sure it is.

Ditched by Miles?

Been there.

Don't worry.

He gets bored quickly.

Now, look to the person beside you. That's your lab partner for the

Now, come grab a lab sheet.

Thank you.

Come on, Maya. I believe in you.

I can't.

Hey, don't care.

Think of it like training wheels.

No.

I'll praise the victor.

Hope I didn't hurt you, Blondie. Serious question. Are you on steroids?

All right, great.

Let me show you how it's done.

Ooh.

Good idea, Tiny.

Make sure to record this epic smackdown for posterity. Okay.

Three, two, one, go.

What?

Come on, man. You're gonna let a girl show you up?

Oh, my gosh, look.

Kate, stop it. You're distracting me. Oh, snap.

Bow down, Novak.

It doesn't count. You broke my concentration. Basically, story.

Story, photocopier, jammed.

So stop whatever you're doing that you weren't supposed to be doing.

We've got a lot to cover today.

Today we're going to work on interpersonal skills with a girl. Don't

sweetheart. Maybe your bra strap got in the way.

First, I find a girl or guy that Miles can't say no to. Then, I conveniently

bring Tristan to catch Miles in the act, and boom.

Broken up. What do you think?

I think we should be done this assignment by now.

Well, I'm working on it. More important, will that break Miles and Tristan up?

Miles is happy.

So? I'm not.

Oh, you like Miles.

I knew it. For the last time, not gay or homophobic.

I'm missing my best bro.

Then talk to him.

Tell him how you feel.

And how do I start a conversation like that?

March up and wear some feelings. Like, I think your shirt is ugly.

Hey, I stayed up for this.

See? Conversation started.

Now, can we finish this assignment?

Which brings us to when we were broken up and a thing happened.

A tiny...

One -time thing withdrew a mistake.

But sometimes when you do that thing, other things happen, and one of those

things did happen and is still happening currently. Am I making any sense?

No. No, I am not. Come on, Claire.

Claire,

honey.

Can I talk to you?

Can we do it later? Eli's on his way over. That was Audrey Torres on the

Oh?

She and Drew are coming over.

Oh?

That would be Eli.

I'll tell him you're feeling sick.

He wouldn't be wrong.

We love your gifting!

No brains or brawn? You really dodged a bullet there, though.

What were they talking about?

This, probably.

What the hell, man?

Who said it was me?

You're the one filming.

All right, all right, it was me.

It's been retweeted a hundred times.

I never get more than like six retweets.

Maybe you shouldn't let a girl kick your butt.

Whoa.

Novak!

Calm down.

Tiny was just messing around, okay?

Then you won't mind deleting it. Guys, teacher.

Looks like you two be discussing this in detention.

How did my smart, talented daughter get pregnant at 17?

Bad luck? I wish I knew what to say, but I never in a million years expected to

be having this conversation.

When were you going to tell me?

Once I figured out what to do.

On your own?

You're still a kid. You can't handle this on your own. I don't want you to

handle this on your own.

Honey, I'm here for you always.

We'll figure this out as a family, okay?

This changes nothing.

I can still have all the same things.

I'm still the same person.

I'm Claire Edwards.

Claire Edwards always has a plan.

Trust me.

Aren't you going to apologize for getting me into tension?

That's what the poutine is for.

Then, apology accepted.

So what do you think, Lee?

Rematch? Why would I risk my title?

Because our poor little Zygmunt is feeling emasculated. He wants another

to prove what a man he really is. I want Tiny to take down that kid. Then you

need to prove you're not a wuss. How am I going to do that if she won't agree to

round two?

I've got an idea.

Unless you're scared.

What? I think we'll keep it a surprise.

It's more fun like that.

How many weeks are you?

Nine. Okay, so we still have options.

I've already considered my options. I'm keeping the baby.

So you're going to ruin your life, Andrews?

Watch your tone.

This is my daughter you're talking to. I just think that she should consider

what she's giving up. How is she possibly going to manage university?

I'll help her out.

Actually, I'm going to be in New York.

They have family housing.

Great daycare of.

I've looked into it. So you're going to have this baby and then move it out of

the country?

Did you know this?

That's what she wants. It's an Ivy League school.

It'll be hard enough without a baby. You need your family around you. I'm sure

Eli can help.

Uh, who's Eli?

Her ex -boyfriend.

Um, did we have a paternity test here?

Seriously, I'm not subsidizing this delusional girl's education if it's not

my grandkid. I'm not delusional.

A couple of months ago, I thought I might never get to have children.

And the cancer might still come back.

This might be my only chance I am keeping the baby.

Fine. But we need a new plan. Based here in Toronto, where you have support.

Obviously, Drew will help as much as he can.

We'll make a room in our home for the baby.

Jake's room's free. I thought that could be the nursery.

Yeah. Okay. A real room sounds good.

Claire! Where are you going? We're in the middle of a discussion.

Actually, it seems like you two have it all figured out, so I'm...

Claire!

Claire.

Slow down.

Hey, where are you even going? To talk to Allie, someone who actually supports

me. You didn't even defend me in there. You blindsided me. I blindsided you?

You're the one who told your mom.

She caught me researching Cribs. It just all came out.

I tried to call you. You didn't answer. Because I was getting ready to tell Eli.

What did you think?

We were going to move in together, get a station wagon?

Yeah, kind of. Nothing has to change. It only disrupts our lives if we let it.

Dallas said that a baby changes everything. Vanessa's life was never the

Then I'm glad I'm not her because I plan on going to school and being with Eli

and you can do whatever it is you've always wanted to do.

Claire, I can't go back to your house without you. My mom will kill me.

Claire.

All right, Grace, what's it going to be?

Push -up competition?

Because I can do 23 and a half push -ups, no problem.

Real men know how to get home tattooed.

What?

All right, very funny, Grace.

I think she's serious, Sig.

Dead.

I got this when I was 14 in a guy's living room.

Whoa. That doesn't mean it was a good idea.

Dude.

You have to do it. You can't let it show you up again.

Will you take down the gift?

Oh, deal.

Okay, let's have everyone just slow down for a second, okay?

Do you even know how?

What do you think?

So?

Got on your left. Got on your left. Got him.

So, um, doing tricks and I've been spending a lot of time together lately.

Got him.

So, are you guys going to hang out more?

Probably.

I just feel like... Move after this jerk. Cover me.

I think your shirt is ugly.

Hello? Are you deaf? I've been knocking for like 10 minutes.

What's he doing here?

Oh, I invited him.

Sorry, Tracy. The game got a bit intense.

Do you like this shirt?

I hope it's cute.

We're in the middle of something. Yeah, a shooting game.

Please tell me I'm just Dan.

I'm not playing Just Dance. Yeah, I can play Just Dance.

Daniel!

I'm just kidding. Here.

If you want even more dessert, you can go back to my place. Everyone's out.

Hi, can you please tell Drew that if we put our minds to it, there's a way I can

have this baby and go to Columbia? Can you please tell Claire that we can't

begin to know what having a baby will be like until we actually have one?

Check, please. Yeah. I would never get in the way of Claire in one of her

dreams, that's for sure. That's not an answer.

Oh, that coffee. You can't drink that.

You're policing my liquid intake now, too? There's caffeine in it. It's not

for the baby, all right? I'll get you a water. I can do it myself.

Sorry, we interrupted something.

Now lie down on the couch with your arm easily accessible.

Why lying down?

Oh.

In case you faint, you're not going to faint.

You might.

Oh, yeah, that would really prove you're tough.

So we're just doing a Z on your arm? No flaming dragons?

Uh, yeah, and not too big.

And make sure my sleeve is covered.

You don't wear a sleeve.

Zing!

What's that for?

To make sure the needle is totally disinfected.

Okay with you?

No, it's not okay with me, all right?

Getting a home tattoo to prove that you're targeted is stupid.

He's finally got himself some balls.

Wait, what, you agree with me?

Hell yeah.

I'm good on you for getting out now, because I have no idea what I'm doing.

Excuse me, can I get a water?

Do you want to try? Maybe you can get his attention with your cleavage.

Hey, it was a date.

Here you go.

Are you sure? Yeah.

I always have a few extra.

You never know when you're going to forget to hydrate.

Is it really that crazy?

What? That you'd forget to drink water.

Yeah, sometimes.

If he's sick or has an appointment.

Anything that throws him off schedule and I'm just scrambling. I'll look up,

it's 12, I haven't even eaten.

Sounds terrible.

Oh, no. No, no, no.

Yeah, I guess I'm a sleepless creature who lives to serve his every whim.

But luckily he's a pretty cool overlord most of the time.

Want to hold him?

Sure.

Who's this?

Say hi.

Hi, Mr.

Claire.

I thought you were sick.

What's going on here?

Eli.

I'm pregnant.

Winston Superstar. You're totally loving this.

Okay, maybe we should spread out. Yeah.

Hey, that was on purpose.

Not so fun, is it? What are you talking about?

Don't play dumb, Chewie. I'm not doing anything.

Except being a jerk.

I'm the jerk?

I'm not the one who invited my boyfriend over on our bro date. Okay, why don't

we just all calm down?

Can't it, Tristan? Everything was so much better before you got here.

Are you seriously this

threatened by Tristan?

Yes.

Okay, you used to have my back.

We used to be bros. We are bros. Since when?

Lately, it's all been, Tristan, let's do science together and play silly dance

games.

Are you sure that's what this is about?

What? Not that he's... a he?

Well, that's weird, too.

I mean, you were a 100 % puppy dog with Maya for months, and now you're

slobbering all over Tristan? Look, Maya dumped me, man. Hard.

And you spent all spring break attached to the hip to my sister.

So? So I needed someone.

And I like hanging out with Tristan.

But what about the kissing?

Well, I like that, too.

Okay, don't worry. There's enough miles to go around.

Hey.

No one is replacing you.

Yeah.

Especially not at video games.

Yeah, Tris is pretty bad.

Come on.

Okay.

Okay. Okay, yeah.

We had so many plans.

I'm not ready to give them up.

Columbia, living in New York. Eli. In our apartment.

There's a guy in my Italian cinema class who might give up a studio in the

village. I thought it would be perfect.

Eli. This affects everything. How could you not tell me?

Because it's Drew's.

You... You had sex with Drew?

I'm sorry.

I was so messed up.

And I didn't tell you about the baby sooner because I wanted to tell you in

person that we're... that I'm keeping it.

You said we.

Claire. I just meant... So you and Drew, you're what?

You're gonna raise a family together?

Get married?

Buy a house?

No. I love you, Eli. Nothing's changed.

How can you say that?

Everything has changed.

But I can't imagine a life without you.

I don't care.

What are we gonna do?

I don't know.

I'm sure our moms will have an idea or two.

make it through.

I know I can make it through.