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Invest in Double D Party Planning and the Double D's will make you a healthy

return on your investment.

We're offering 30 % of the company for a $25 ,000 investment.

Okay, remember how it works? They pitch the business and you decide if it's a

wise investment.

So, any takers? Panthers?

I like parties.

I'm in at $75 ,000 for 60%. 60 % gives her control of the business.

I suggest you work on your negotiation skills, Mr. Torres. And remember,

business proposals are due next week.

What's going on with you? You've been acting like a space cadet all week.

Sir H has been working me like crazy.

How about we work on the proposal after school?

No can do. I'm seeing a movie with Ali, Jenna, and Connor.

When you didn't invite me?

I'm sorry. You're just persona non grata with Ali and Jenna right now.

That means they hate you.

What? Why?

Well, Claire told them that you tailed and bailed.

Whoa, whoa, that's not what happened. Claire's the one who wasn't over Eli

she had sex with me.

Whatever. I'm staying neutral on this one, Switzerland style.

Huh?

Dude, read a book.

What happened to bros before nice girls?

You're like my brother, but you don't kiss me.

And Ali does.

A lot.

We can change that. I can't believe Claire's making it weird with everyone

before we graduate. I need to talk to her.

Unless you're going to apologize, I don't think she wants to hear it.

I'm not going to apologize because I didn't do anything wrong.

We're going to have a mature conversation like the two mature adults

are. Just make sure she doesn't try to have sex with you again and you'll be

fine.

Rumor has it that Ali and Jenna hate me.

Do you have any idea why that might be?

Nope.

Really? I think because you poisoned them against me.

I just told them my side of the story.

And that's what exactly?

You blew me off right after we had sex.

That is not what happened.

Really?

Then what did happen? Please enlighten me.

We had sex and you immediately ran out to talk to Eli.

What was I supposed to do? We had just broken up. He was there.

I thought we meant something.

I'm not the one that pulled away.

Because I won't be your rebound.

Can you just please tell Allie and Jenna that?

Since all you seem to care about is other people not being mad at you, maybe

should tell them yourself.

Maybe I will.

I feel like my mom and dad already hate me.

If Luke goes to prison, they'll never talk to me again.

You did the right thing by reporting him.

I'm sure your parents understand that.

Pass me the mom.

Why are they being so cold to me? It's like a freezer at home. A big, emotional

freezer. You should try talking to them. Ask me the dad. And say what?

I don't know. Tell them how you're feeling. They're your parents. They love

It sure doesn't feel like it.

I feel like I've been thrown to the wolves.

Okay. It must be a really weird time for them right now. But they deserve a

chance to explain themselves and you deserve a chance to be heard.

Were there wolves in medieval England?

Who knows, but it looks really cool.

Has your sense of responsibility changed as you've gotten older?

If so, how?

Nick Novak, are you reading your textbook?

Maybe I love reading.

I could have read one piece for all you know.

Anyone have any thoughts on this?

Zig. What? Zig.

I was totally paying attention to whatever it was you were saying.

Oh, gratin.

It's a personal favorite of mine.

That's right.

Real men know how to cook.

Gordon Ramsay over here.

Is this for the job your interviewer lined up for you?

Yeah, Jose set me up at the trendy new farm -to -table restaurant.

Don't get too excited.

My guess is we'll stick you in the dish, pet.

We'll keep hating haters because the proof is going to be in the pudding.

Which I make.

Literally.

Whoa, easy, Speedy.

I've got to get out of here.

I've got some friend stuff I need to deal with.

Well, if you work that hard, you're going to make the rest of us look bad.

You don't need me for that, Miles. Ah, clever.

That's good.

And I'm done.

Howdy.

Drew? Are you leaving early?

No, sir. I finished all the stuff I have to do. Okay, great. Is this something I

was hoping you could do for me? Actually, I've got somewhere I need to

Where?

Where should my right -hand man be at? You know, my right hand?

Yes, sir. What do you need?

Okay, you can go.

But listen, on your way out, can you find my wife? Tell her we have to get to

the TV studio. We leave in ten minutes.

I have no idea where she is. Will do.

Thanks, Mr. H.

Oh, sorry.

Mr. H asked me to come find you. Oh, my God.

I should go get him.

No, don't.

I don't want him to see me like this.

He just wanted me to tell you that you're leaving soon.

Can you tell him I'm not going to do this stupid interview?

I'd rather not.

No one wants to see an old lady like me on their TV.

And you're quite the lady.

Not old.

Beautiful.

If you could not tell your husband I said that, that'd be... That'd be swell.

Don't worry.

Give me five minutes.

And that's the saute station on your left? Is that where I'm going to be

working? Not on your life.

So where am I working then? The pizza oven?

Yep.

Which station is fine then?

Right here.

I'm chopping onions?

Wrong again. You're going to be watching Jamie chop onions.

I'm just watching something chop onions all day?

Well, how else do you expect to learn?

I'm just lucky I didn't stick you in the dish pit, so pay attention.

Here.

For you.

And for you.

Um, what are you doing here?

He wanted to talk to you.

Well, tell him we don't want to be talked to.

Jenna and Ellie are upset that you had sex with them and failed to follow

through on a relationship with her.

Thanks, Connor.

Got that.

I didn't mean to hurt Claire.

But you did.

Yeah, you should ditch me for Eli. I didn't want to be her rebound.

So you're not just some player?

No, no, I'm not that guy anymore.

And you don't have another girl on the hook?

Trust me, this is only about Claire.

Tell us again how this is just about Claire.

You pig.

Who would send me boobs?

Look, I promise you, this is not what it looks like.

Sure it's not.

Pass the beans, please.

Do you know they didn't have green beans in medieval times?

Can someone please say something?

I'm sorry?

No one talks anymore, especially to me. Well, it's a trying time for everyone,

Becky. I know, but I feel trapped here.

You feel trapped?

Try having an ankle bracelet that doesn't let you out of the house. Luke.

I might be going to jail. She's upset about dinner conversation?

Get real, Becky.

We should go check on him.

Need an escape?

Disappear into a realm of doom.

I don't think they're Claire's.

You don't think?

It was dark.

Bianca's? No, not those breasts I know.

Come on, man. I need your help. I'm desperate, and you're the connoisseur.

Okay, okay, fine.

But if Ali finds out I'm looking at this as a scientist and not a man...

Whatever.

I believe these to be the breasts of an older woman.

What is it?

I think it might be Mrs. H. Mrs. H?

As in your boss's wife, Mrs. H?

Can you wolfmen help me cross these mountains? I want to make potions, but I

need Katsu, and it's over there.

We don't want girls around here. Girls ruin everything.

Get her.

You go and wolves never return.

Here, take a healing potion.

You saved me.

Sir, excellent.

Pleased to be of service, princess, with two dollar signs. Do you need help

crossing the mountain to T 'Kul?

What's a T 'Kul?

You're new, huh?

It's over yonder. Thanks, but I've been playing for hours and haven't gotten

anywhere. Plus, those wolf men were really mean. Don't let those brutes ruin

for you. Let me show you everything this magic world has to offer.

It'll be just you and just me.

Like a date?

Yeah, but...

For now, I'm off the way. I shall attend to you.

Until then, good night.

Don't you have to leave for school?

Uh, yeah, I just gotta get changed.

Uh, history project kept me up all night.

Uh, what about you, Big? How was your first day at the restaurant? Yeah, did

get one of those torch things or... What's it called?

Uh, creme brulee.

Right.

Um, no.

But I got to work the foundation.

Oh, fancy.

Too fancy.

Only experienced chefs get to work at the satay station.

What? I watch Food Network.

Fine. They just may need you to watch someone chop onions all day.

They didn't let you hold a knife?

No.

You were right.

They just think I'm some useless gang member charity case.

Or they wanted you to learn.

Yeah, everybody starts from the bottom. Yeah, but they could have at least

treated me with a little respect.

If you want respect, you need to go in there and demand it.

You forgot a button.

Again. Sorry.

My bad.

Drew.

Did I borrow you?

Uh, no.

No, I'm really busy.

All right. Then I will join you.

Ow. Sweetie, it's right in my eyes. Frankie. Frankie, would you switch with

please?

Please?

Frankie, sweetie, could you go get us some coffees?

Paper cut.

You don't need band -aids?

In the pool house, idiot.

I found my band -aids.

I'm probably going to go home. I'm not feeling too well.

Look, you're totally hot for a mom, but I cannot do this. It would be a huge

mistake. Drew, stop.

I am trying to apologize for sending you that humiliating picture.

I was so mad at him, and I was drunk, and you were so cute.

I just thought two could play his little game.

You're so sweet to play dumb, but we both know that he is sleeping with his

campaign manager.

I did not know that.

Oh.

Good.

Okay, now we can all just go back to pretending everything is fine for the

of the election.

I'm so pathetic.

No, you're not pathetic.

You're awesome.

It's okay, Drew. It's not your job to make me feel better.

I'm sorry I put you in this position.

Mom?

late? Things go bad with Mom and Dad?

Terrible. They barely listen to a word I said.

She said with a giant smile on her face.

Oh my God, Becky, you've turned to drugs. This isn't the answer.

No, silly. I'm smiling because I have a date.

Can we pick out a dress? Sky blue or daisy yellow?

Are you dating a sim?

He's a knight.

Well, a mage knight, technically, because he's a knight, but he does

What is happening right now?

I started playing Realm of Doom, and...

It's super fun.

I'm a princess.

That's what you do instead of talking to your parents.

I tried talking to them. It didn't work.

Well, promise me you'll be careful. Some people are on these things for ulterior

motives. I promise.

But you have nothing to worry about. He's a perfect gentleman.

He's British.

Then daisy yellow all the way.

And Frankie saw everything.

You said she was going to handle it, but what does that even mean, right?

What should I do, bro?

You keep making the same mistake over and over again, man.

Mrs. H, Claire, Zoe.

You never learn. I need to tell Mr. H.

It's a terrible idea.

Why?

Well, for starters, he may not even know what happened.

Look, but he's going to find out, and I should be the one to tell him. And then

he's going to ask her, and then she's going to blame you, and he's going to

believe her over you because she's his wife.

Okay, he needs to hear my side of the story.

He needs to know that I'm not a bad guy.

I mean, I don't care what you say. I'm going to do it.

Jamie, double check you've prepped enough asparagus.

Okay, everybody, let's get to it.

Uh, Chef Kaz?

I wonder what's the prior to me.

Not going to happen.

Look, I've done a lot of research before I came here. I can do more than you

think. Okay.

Show me.

Wrong.

You have to trim the ends first.

Okay, stop.

You're going to cut your fingers if you do it that way.

Look, I asked you to watch Jamie and learn how to do it, and you didn't. And

you expect me to give you more responsibility?

I was just upset that you didn't give me more respect.

More of a chance. I'm giving you a chance by letting you in my kitchen.

Respect is earned.

That means learning how to chop one of these.

Can you let me know what you decide, Novak?

Jamie?

Show him how to do it again.

If you were looking for change, it stands right here in front of you.

Right here before you.

In front before.

I was hoping we could have a word. I'm really busy here, Drew.

We need to talk about Frankie.

What about Frankie?

Is she okay?

Yeah, no. No, she's fine. It's about the hug.

You hugged Frankie? No, no, no. I hugged your wife. And Frankie saw.

I'm sorry. Why were you hugging my wife? Because she was embarrassed about the

photo she sent me.

Photo of what?

She didn't tell you any of this, did she? Photo of what?

Of her boobs. I mean breasts.

She has this crazy idea that you're having an affair with Andrea, which

obviously isn't true.

Obviously. Right. I just didn't want you finding out somewhere else.

Well, thanks for your honesty then.

Now, let me put all this behind us and just focus on winning this election.

You need to understand.

Oh,

what are you two talking about?

Um... Fantasy football.

Anyway, thanks for the tips, Drew. I'll keep those in mind.

Right, sir.

I can't believe we robbed those wolves. They didn't even

see us.

This is the place I wanted to show you. Look.

This is my secret hideaway.

Best place in the whole realm, if you ask me.

It's so beautiful.

Just like you.

Now, watch.

How did you do that?

Magic. I can do anything for you.

Are you kissing me?

Sir Excellence, where did your armor go?

Don't worry. We're alone.

Join me.

Okay.

Right up there.

They didn't lose their job.

Hollingsworth heard you out?

Yeah, he totally got it. I knew he was cool.

He was cool with his wife sending you boo pics.

We had a mature adult conversation, and unlike with Claire, it actually worked.

All right, let's get started on this business proposal.

Laptop me.

That's the campaign headquarters.

One sec.

Tori's here.

I just talked to Mr. Hollingsworth this afternoon.

Yes, yes, I understand.

What happened?

I got fired.

I know I can make it through.