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Rumi! You're in a good mood.

Well, why wouldn't I be?

Imogen and I got into design school.

I have the best roommate in the world.

And I even made us dinner. Flavie Bell.

You cooked.

Well, I microwaved, but it says gourmet.

Whoa

is

true.

I need to talk.

Did something happen with Bianca?

No.

No, it's about us.

Fiona,

you've been the best roommate, but I need to move out.

What? No, Drew, but you're so happy here.

It makes more sense for me to live at home.

I'll save money and stuff.

But you can't leave me.

I need to be with my family.

I miss them.

Yeah.

So, when do you abandon me?

Tomorrow.

What?

Tomorrow?

Look, I'm sorry. It's sudden.

But I already paid you this month's rent. Yeah, but what about next month?

And the one after that? What am I going to do? I don't know. Get a new roommate?

A job?

If anyone can do it, it's you.

You always do.

Well, you really know how to break a girl's heart.

Well, thanks.

Thanks for dinner, but I should probably go pack.

Thank you.

What about the bubbly skin, gooey kind?

I'm partial to pale and veiny. Okay, right.

Okay, ew.

How goes the search for Fiona's next top roommate?

Not well.

How was sitting your step siblings last night?

Easy peasy. We experimented with projectile zombie blood.

Why do you need a new roommate anyway?

Don't you own the loft?

Yeah, it's in my name and paid for, but a girl's got to eat, pay bills, condo

fees. Plus, I have to start saving for tuition next year.

And the mere thought of a stranger in my home sharing my bathroom?

Ugh.

So, if a new roommate is off the table, what are you going to do for cash?

Drew thinks I should get a job.

That's a great idea.

Yeah, could work after school, I guess.

And it'd be better than being home alone.

Who's good at resumes?

Okay, guys are busy.

I grew up alone.

And our next time traveler will be... Tohi!

If I could go back in time, I would return to

Linston.

Before Campbell's Thunders?

Sit to it.

Who tried to help him?

Scott, are you kidding me?

Zig, something to share?

She knew the guy for what, like three months? Oh, that's rich.

Coming from the jerk who kissed Cam's girlfriend.

Tristan. At least I'm not being a drama queen about some guy I hardly knew.

Okay, stop.

Zig, if you are so eager to speak, please come and present your assignment.

If I could travel back in time,

I'd go back to before this time assignment

ever existed.

Background performers needed for short film. See Eli Goldworthy if you're

interested.

You eat lunch with Allie.

You walk home with Allie.

You stare at Allie.

And you get to ask her out. It's not like that. We're just friends.

Come on. Don't be like that.

I don't want to push. Besides, I don't even know the whole story.

I'm in with secrets. It goes like that.

All right. I'm sacrificing as my science partner.

Go. Partner with Allie.

All right.

Harder? Uh, sure. Why not?

Cool. So, uh, my place tonight?

Uh, I said I'd help my dad clean out the shed, but I can do tomorrow night.

Oh, uh... Hockey.

Appointment. But I can cancel.

Okay. Well, then it's a date.

Science date, right? Yeah.

Now they're still going to make out.

Oh, come on.

Do you want a bear explosion sample?

Excuse me?

Free juice.

So, you here for a shopping spree?

Former Fiona would be.

New Fiona came to apply for jobs at the stores she went shopped at.

Wow, pink resumes and all.

Guess you don't want a job at Juana Juice.

You guys are hiring?

Yeah. I can ask my manager if you want. She's cool.

All right.

Let's hear it.

Welcome to Juana Juice, where all your wildest juice fantasies come true. How

can I help you? Hi, like a blackberry blast with a wheatgrass shot.

Okay, coming right up.

You got this. Just remember what we talked about.

Not bad. Did I pass the training?

I now pronounce you a Juana Juicer. Now go forth and make juice.

Thank you.

Let's go.

Knock, knock.

We got French, man.

I'm gonna cut it.

It's coming or what?

My damn genoa's hot.

French is the only class I don't want to skip.

What's your problem?

Embarrassed about yesterday?

I just can't spend another minute in that class listening to stupid Tori and

stupid Tristan talking about stupid camp.

It's so annoying.

Hey, that's your nose clip. Yeah, no kidding.

Whoa, no, no. Don't do that. It's not worth it, man.

Oui, c 'est ma voiture.

I'll be seeing you two after school.

All right.

We've got regular, peanut, peanut butter, almond, and

pretzel. I'm not one for salty sweets, but, hey, I don't judge.

I hate you.

Vanessa? Oh, sorry to interrupt your little basement date.

Oh, candy.

Hi, I'm Vanessa.

Ali, how do you know Dallas?

Oh, Mike and I go back.

I'm his ex.

Uh, listen, Bendari, maybe we should pick this up tomorrow night.

You're kicking me out?

Oh, I get it. Your appointment was a date with your ex.

No, no. Allie.

Allie.

Allie, wait.

The Dallas Pet Shop. What are you doing here?

Registering for schools, remember?

I meant here in the basement.

You canceled on us, Mike.

That is unacceptable.

Daddy!

Hey! Ah, my rocket ship. Where's my rocket ship? Ah!

No tickle? Come on, you've got to protect yourself. Come on.

Yeah, what about here? What about here?

Oh, ticklish.

Yeah.

And I didn't even spill.

Hooray for no spilling. I bet you looked so cute in your uniform.

Fruit on my head, very flattering.

I juiced, I cleaned, and I stood around a lot, which is why I need one of your

foot massages.

Come over, I'll tell you all about my shift.

So tempting, but I have to finish painting these zombie heads.

Zombies. Right.

I'll see you tomorrow, okay?

Adios, Leonita.

Bye.

I wish I had a part of you.

A fraction of your faith would do.

And then I could do greater things than I have done before.

One thing you can count on.

New haute couture look.

Hashtag former rich girl problem.

I'm gonna punch you again later.

My duty stinks.

I didn't force you to cut class, all right? And what would have happened if I

wasn't there?

We would have demolished that car.

Okay, that's enough for today.

Zig, a word before you go?

Just because you skipped my class doesn't mean you skipped the assignment.

I expect you to present next class.

What if I don't want to?

This big who skips talks back doesn't do his homework That's not the big I know

Do you have anything to say for yourself?

I? Told cam to go away, and he did Forever I

was the last person to talk to Campbell was ill

Anyone could have set him off. If not you, it would have been someone else.

Yeah, but it wasn't someone else. And that sucks.

But the only person whose fault it is is Kim.

No one else's.

Okay. One of my volunteers is sick and I've got this big French club event to

set up.

You're welcome to help us.

I'm addicted.

I can tell.

I think my former rich girl hashtag's really catching on. I have like 90 new

followers. Oh, you go, girl.

Wait, who are all these people?

I don't know.

But some dude in Wyoming sent me a picture of a foot massager.

That's really weird.

But peep the retweets.

34, it's a personal best.

Okay, you really are addicted.

Well, when it's all quiet at home, it's like there's a little party in my phone.

It's nice.

Should I tweet this? Is it funny?

Um, what's that map thing?

GPS locator or something?

So people can see where you are?

I don't know. Everyone has it. Should I tweet this or not?

Tweet away.

Just so that dude in Wyoming, you're taken.

That's my little man, Rock.

I call him Rocky.

Mind blown.

You live with us. How did we not know?

Your mom knew.

Confirms my theory. My mom knows everything.

Why didn't you tell me and Adam?

Because I had a kid when I was 15.

Not exactly my proudest moment.

You know, I used to tell everyone he was a mistake.

Dad of the year, huh?

And no judging, man.

How often do you see him?

Every other weekend. That's why I go to Guelph.

That's where Vanessa lives?

Used to live.

She lived near my parents and I helped out, but her dad got a chancellor, so

moved here.

Which means it's my turn to step up.

My biggest problem is what do I tell Allie?

No, I wouldn't. Not until you guys are, like, a thing.

So I should lie?

No, no, let's call it, um... Treat the lie.

I'm glad you came.

Yeah, I even brought backup.

What up with this?

Ah, my seat.

Voilà. Parfait. Is there anything else we can do? Ah, you can help the others

set up the rest of the tables.

Um, can I have your attention, please? I just found out that Les Perderies won't

be able to perform. I'm sorry.

What do you want? You do music. What?

Think about how happy Medea would be if he sang.

He'd be your hero. Napoleon.

You're right.

I owe it to Medea.

Kid! To talk, not to listen.

You were so easy when everything else was complicated, and now when your ex

-girlfriend walks in, I don't want to feel upset or disappointed or anything

because we're just friends.

That's it.

The end.

You may speak.

Me and Vanessa are done.

Here we go.

No, seriously.

We've been done for a long time, Ali.

Last night was just a, uh...

I'm misunderstanding.

It's only you.

I just got over Dave. I'm not going to let you do this to me.

What happened between you and Dave?

I thought I was pregnant.

Scary, huh?

Yeah.

Super scary.

Can you imagine being a mom at 16?

Snotty little rug rat, running around, ripping out my carpets while I'm trying

to do my trig homework?

No thank you.

Sorry, I'm rambling. Why did you want to see me?

Oh, yeah I

was

trying to go for more romantic, but this was all I was in the cubby

I'm not going to kiss you.

Perception. Come on, you were thinking it. Even if I was.

Why not?

I want to do this right.

I want a favor for our first official date.

What do you say?

Drama not included.

No drama.

Perfect.

See this?

Know what it does?

Kneel on the floor.

Get on your knees.

Cover your eyes.

Count to 30.

And when I opened my eyes, he was gone.

He left while you were counting.

Was it at 10?

15?

20?

My eyes are closed. I don't know.

When he grabbed you, which direction did he come from?

I don't know.

When you came home, was the door unlocked?

I unlocked it.

Are you sure?

I put my key in the lock.

But you can't say for sure that you unlocked the door. I don't know.

Did anybody know your apartment was going to be empty?

Just my girlfriend, but I trust her with my life.

You didn't tell anybody else?

No.

I tweeted that I was going to be at work, but you don't think that...

There's no way of knowing for sure.

Thank you.

Leon, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

Good.

No, not at all.

My laptop.

I need my laptop.

Stolen.

Of course.

Here, you can use mine.

This is all my fault.

How is this your fault, Fiona?

I tweeted that I was going to be at work.

One of my followers knew I'd be out.

They must have followed the GPS location on one of my home tweets and broke in.

I was so desperate for strangers' attention, and I got it.

I got what I deserved.

Stop it.

Okay, you're talking nonsense.

This probably has nothing to do with Twitter.

It could have been anybody.

That makes me feel a lot better.

Do you want to call your mom?

No. No way.

She'll freak, and she has enough problems going on right now. She'll need

too. Are you sure?

Yeah.

Besides, I have you.

Don't ever leave, okay?