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Wine tasting and salt match.

My parents don't drink.

Uh, a family night at Wonderland?

My parents don't really like fun.

Free tax preparation at the community center?

They love it.

But that's, what, only an hour. We need to get them away from the truck for,

like, four if we're gonna get to Hamilton and back.

Maybe this concert's a no -go.

What, and give up backstage passes?

I don't think so.

Whoa.

Bollywood double bill screens at 7?

With a director Q &A, that'll be at least five hours.

Those tickets are 30 bucks.

Well, we'll have to pool our money.

So, I'll give my parents the tickets after school, snag my mom's extra set of

keys, we'll meet at the review at 7 .15, borrow the truck, we'll see the show,

hurry back and park it exactly as we left it. We can do this.

Yeah, we need you, man.

Yeah.

And I need to get to this concert.

You know, despite what my dad thinks, I deserve to have a little fun every now

and then.

We're doing it.

Woo!

All I keep hearing about is the Power Squad calendar photo shoot.

Really? Who's talking about it?

People at school, people at the dot.

Even heard some lady mention it in line at the grocery store. And they're all

excited about it?

The lady at the grocery store almost dropped her cantaloupe.

Really not that big a deal.

Easy for you to say.

You're probably going to be on the cover.

Great. Should be fun.

Mom took me for greasy breakfast.

Got you your favorite.

I can't. Class.

You're going to let a little class...

Come between you and an eggy bacon boy with cheese.

Better swallow it.

No food around the computers, you know the rules.

Today, we explore the wonders of image manipulation.

With powerful tools like Photoshop, you can make any picture perfect.

The start, open the before and after file on your desktop.

And take a minute to go over the images.

The Aztecs were a sacrificial people.

And in that spirit, I want you to sacrifice some of your free time and

sculpture that reflects an aspect of Aztec culture.

You do it in groups or on your own.

V?

Jonah, I'm sorry I was too busy to hang out on the weekend. Do you want to work

on this together?

No. I don't need you anymore.

Why are you acting so wiggy?

A pig?

It's poor Selena.

A pig.

Isn't she pretty?

You brought a pig to school.

She'd be so lonely in that big condo by herself.

I'd never leave a friend alone.

That's good.

Because you probably should go home together.

Mr. Perino, can you really kick this face out of class?

Fine, then stay, but I'm warning you, I have a hankering for bacon.

Okay, I'll take her home.

Hey, back to the Aztec.

Okay.

Hey, Anya, guess what?

Um, you got a pony?

Sorry, I'm more of a multiple -choice kind of gal.

I lost three pounds already. I am so going to fit my power squad uniform for

calendar shoot.

You know, three pounds might just be water weight.

It's not. Trust me.

I've been taking these.

Best solution ever.

Diet pills.

Yes.

Were these prescribed to you?

No. Not exactly.

So you're taking pills that aren't even yours that claim to do something that

isn't even possible? No, they work. They make me like you.

How is that anything like me? I can eat whatever I want, and then I take these

babies, and they stop my body from absorbing the fat.

Uh, and have you seen these side effects? Gross. Nothing bad's happened

And, uh, besides, some things are worth it. Short -term pain for long -term

gain. Fine. Face your long -term gain.

Just make sure you wear diapers.

Hey, Mom.

What you doing?

What does it look like?

Well, I know it's solitaire, but we're kind of solitaire.

If you're trying to sweet -talk your way into seeing that concert, you'll have

to talk to your father.

Talk to me about what?

Uh, I have something for you.

Um, VIP passes to...

The Bollywood double bill? We wanted to see this, dear. For tonight?

What clever rules is this?

You want us out of the house?

No, no, no. It's an apology.

I was acting like a jerk.

Are there girls coming over tonight?

Look, I don't think we can accept this.

Sam's being sincere. He's sorry.

Yeah, so sorry. And no one's coming over. I've got too much homework

Okay.

We'll go.

But only because that tapas Banerjee is such a card, I can wear one of my new

shirts.

Thank you, sir. What a generous gesture.

I know you and your father are at odds sometimes, but he'll come around.

We do trust you.

Okay, guys, I don't know about this. No, it's flawless.

Pylons to reserve the space, and we put the wheels right back where the truck

is. And we used these photos to keep the interior exactly as we left it. Yeah,

no, the plan is sound.

I was just thinking about what... thinking about my mom. Aw, sweet.

Yeah, very funny.

Now, at home, she was all like, Adi, we trust you.

Well, they should trust you. Yeah, and I'm totally taking advantage of that. I

know. It's awesome.

Are you checking me out?

Get in the truck.

Really? Before I change my mind, get in the truck!

I don't need your help.

I'm so popular.

There's Lena.

Worthy.

I'm so popular, la la la la la la I'm so popular, la la la

la la la I'm so popular, la la la la la la

I owe you huge.

Nah, man, I'm sure you do this kind of crazy stuff all the time.

I think I touched my dad's MGB.

Why do you think I have my own car?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. So you mean I risked my ass doing something you guys

wouldn't even do?

That's why you're the man.

Oh, junk food.

It's your naturally goodness.

How I hate you.

Don't mind me. Just hang out.

Don't worry, girl.

I'm jealous.

Why? Because you and Anya can eat whatever you like and never gain weight.

It is a blessing.

And a good one. Because we've chosen your cute belt for the cover of the

Squad calendar.

Really? As soon as geriatric badminton clears out of the gym.

We're going to brainstorm sexy calendar pieces.

Our little secret.

Our little secret.

What an amazing concert.

That was religious. Those guys are my gods.

And have you like the Pope or something?

Yeah.

Looks like we might even make it home inside.

To the Popemobile.

Can I get a lift? There's no way I'll find Ron Ron now.

You can ride with us.

We gotta go.

I think there's going to be an encore.

Stick around, guys.

All right, Hamilton.

This is your Paisley jacket.

What's going on?

You guys are banging?

What about the truck?

We got to go backstage.

Guys, guys, not to ruin the mood, but we've only got 20 minutes. We're only

halfway back.

Got it, dude.

No, I'm not going to speed.

We're not going to make it.

All right, all right.

Everyone just be quiet, okay?

No distractions.

Woo!

Knock it off.

This calendar is going to be amazing.

Looks good. Think you can hold it long enough for the professional photographer

next week? No, I feel kind of dizzy.

Well, dizzy isn't sexy.

I got it. Okay.

Any ideas for the cover?

Um, I was thinking classic pyramid style. Me on top. Let's see if we can

shot. Okay. So, girls, we're going to do a pyramid.

Anya, second row.

How are we doing for time?

Twelve minutes.

I'm so dead.

Okay, I know. Um, what do I do?

Lawrence!

Hey, I'm not, I'm not gonna try to outrun the cops. Whoa.

I can't get busted for underage drinking again.

Alright. I'm gonna pull over.

Everyone just shut up and act normal.

Alright?

Oh yeah, this is cool.

Actually,

I think I should get down.

Seriously, guys, lower me.

I have to get down now.

Uh -oh, side effect.

Jenna, that's disgusting.

What

was

that? I don't know.

Hope she makes it to the bathroom.

What is taking so long? Just give me the stupid... speeding ticket already.

Who cares?

If he figures out I'm drunk, I'm gonna get a record. Okay, um, can you shut

your drunk ass up for one second, please?

Hey, it's gonna be okay. No, actually, it won't. You'll get out of this.

No, I won't.

You know, I'm not this cool guy who just gets out of stuff like you guys think.

I'm a loser.

I suck.

I'm just, I'm sitting here. I'm waiting for a speeding ticket.

for which my parents are going to kill me.

Hello.

Hello.

Hey. Hi, officer.

Listen, I'm really sorry. I'm never going to speed again.

But we need to get home.

Can you step out of the car, please?

This truck's been reported stolen.

You're supposed to be my friend.

You want to go home?

Hey, I know you said you didn't want to work together. I just thought that...

Whoa, did I miss a tropical storm warning or something?

Of course, Selena and I were just playing.

That pig is a menace.

Hey, we'll clean it up. It's okay.

Yeah, until you get busy again.

I'm sorry.

I should have been here for you, and I will clear my schedule.

Really? And once we're done cleaning up, we can return for Selena and use the

money to go shopping or something. My treat.

Fiona,

don't you realize what you're doing? You're paying me to hang out with you.

Dr. Sandler was right. I can't be alone.

Yeah, you realize I'm not just your friend because of the money, right?

I know, but it doesn't mean you have to be here all the time either.

I need to learn to be by myself and to open up to Dr. Sandler a little more.

So if you're too busy, go run free. I'll be okay.

Well, hey, somebody's got to stay and help you catch that pig, right?

Yeah.

Thanks for getting this for me.

Don't laugh.

My pants look kind of hot on you.

Casey, I'm in crisis mode here.

I still don't get what happened.

It was diet -type pills with gross side effects that happened to me in front of

the entire power squad.

Why were you taking pills?

I wanted to fit my uniform for the calendar. I didn't want to be fat

Who thinks you're fat?

Me, the girls, everyone, even you.

You keep joking about it.

Me?

I love your body.

You have to say that.

I love your fingers.

Your palms.

I love your arms.

Your sexy shoulders.

Your neck.

Making us take taxis all over creation to pick you up from the police.

Then I had to spend one hour to clean up your mess.

Obviously, you're grounded.

Two months and you'll pay the fine.

But what were you thinking?

I wasn't, I guess.

I just thought I deserved to have some fun. Did we deserve to come out of that

theater to an empty parking space thinking my brand new truck had been

No, sir.

Did other motorists deserve to have their lives risked so that you could

home from a concert you were not even allowed to go to?

No, sir.

Then why did you do this?

Because you make my life so hard.

Is it hard?

To live in a nice house with nothing but opportunity?

No, but... You have this, like, perfect image of me. We are not asking you to be

perfect. Yeah, not in that many words.

But I have to sacrifice all these things.

The love of my life.

Music. Friends.

Just to live up to your unrealistic expectations.

Look, I'm sorry.

Sometimes I mess up.

But I will earn your trust again.

I hope so.

Because deep down, I know you're a good person.

Very deep down.

Parentals went nuclear on my brother last night.

I think I could get caught with Drew in my room naked and still be the good kid.

What are you doing?

Eating normal food and not worrying about it. You call dipping your banana

ranch dressing normal?

That's what I felt like.

Sure you don't want to eat with them?

No. Oh, that's right.

I heard about your pyramid incident.

Geez, does everyone know? Not everyone. Well, probably not.

I guess it was the diet pills.

Come on, you heard that too?

So you really had the, um, side effects?

Even anal leakage?

If your body can't absorb fat, it has to go somewhere.

They're gonna call me squirt for the next two weeks.

I'm eating.

On the bright side, found another way to fit into my uniform for the shoot next

week. Jenna, come on, diets are scary.

I asked Anya to order me a larger size.

Really?

Wow, Jenna.

You're a real trailblazer.

Yes, I am.

And speaking of, are you sure you don't want to try some? It's delicious.

That was it.

Hey,

dead man walking.

So, how grounded are you?

Two months.

I'm only allowed out for school and student council.

Surprised it's not six.

Sorry for ruining your night.

Ruining?

Dude, last night was epic.

The band, the cops, Bianca getting busted. Oh, man.

I learned the bass part for your paisley jacket.

Thought we could jam sometime.

Oh, man, well, that'd be rad, but... You could tell your dad you've got an

emergency counselor with you.

Well, it's tempting, but I think I'm going to stick to the truth for a while.

Probably a good idea.

Hey, Sav.

You're kind of our hero.

Shut up.