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Call the police. The Solid Rock 98 ticket window's been smashed, and we

on the line. What's up, Bullfrog? These tickets can be yours if you can finish

this line.

Just trace the lines of your Paisley jacket.

We have a winner. You're going to Hamilton.

Woo!

Yeah, you took that down.

Four tickets to the Dead Hand Reunion show. Four tickets.

Who are you going with?

Three friends.

So, when is this concert?

Monday night.

And where is this concert on a school night?

Um, it's in Hamilton.

Hamilton? That's 50 miles away. I don't think so, Saptab. Dad, I want backstage

passes. So it will cost you nothing to give them away to somebody who doesn't

have school on Tuesday.

Whatever it takes!

I know I can make it through.

If I hold out, I know I can make it through.

Feel that.

Are you sure you'll be all right?

Only a couple of days.

Go, follow your luggage.

I just worry about you being here all by yourself.

Well, don't. I've been looking forward to some alone time.

I can do that.

You promised you'll do your sessions with Dr. Sandler. She doesn't really get

me. Well, what do you have to talk about? Bobby, I'm over it.

Or at least I'm bored of it. You are going to therapy.

Okay, fine.

I'll talk to Dr. Sandler.

Are you sure you're ready for me to leave? I mean, maybe I can have the New

office set up a video conference or... If I need anything, I've got Holly J on

speed dial.

I'll be fine, Mom.

Okay.

I'll go.

Yeah, yeah. Family night. I got it.

That's a nice truck.

My dad's new baby.

Hey, did you think of any fundraising ideas? Because we are screwed in the

student council finance department.

Well, maybe we can sell these four backstage passes to the Dead Hand

show.

Why would anyone get rid of you?

I want them, but my dad won't let me go.

They can make us some money.

I've got it.

Hands on a hard body.

Sounds dirty.

No, it's where a bunch of people put their hands on a car and the last guy

touching it wins.

The car?

The tickets, dummy.

Oh, yeah. Charge 10 bucks a head, get like 50 people.

That's like 500 bucks.

Your dad has a pretty nice new truck.

He's a little overprotective.

But I am the student council president.

And that has to count for something, right?

Yeah, it should, shouldn't it?

Good. We'll tell everyone the event's on for tomorrow.

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

I'm just a girl in this crazy world.

Anyone coming?

No, but the bell's been ringing any second. Do you need to try it on now?

We've just gotten uniforms through the PowerSplit calendar for this week.

Power Squad pinup and YouTube country superstar.

Have you seen these comments?

Nah, internet people are weirdos.

Oh, my God.

Allie, it's stuck.

Just suck in. I am sucking in.

Well, wiggle around a bit.

I'm trying.

Maybe it's supposed to go higher. I gave my measurements in the summer. Am I

getting fat?

You're not fat.

Believe me.

What do you think Tenebrific means?

Can't this wait till next week?

Not if I want half a chance of getting a deal.

But Vival is sending two masseurs for our spa day tomorrow.

Spa day?

And Sunday, pastry sampling with Chef Austin from the Danish.

Between SAT prep, class, and this new council event, I'm noed in.

You said you'd be there for me, Holly J.

There is my condo tomorrow.

I can pencil you in for Tuesday. Would that work?

Never mind.

I don't want to mess with your precious schedule.

So when do I get the Steven Union Power Squad uniform?

Oh, it's no big deal.

Same as the old one, basically.

Guess I can wait for the calendar.

Oh, and I'll need three.

One for my locker, one for my football locker, and one for my bedroom.

Sweet.

Mmm.

Also sweet is chili -cheese rice.

You should try them.

I love that you're that kind of girl.

What kind?

The kind who eats junk food.

You mean like a fat girl?

No, just... Just not a Skeletor girl who runs around all, I'm so full from that

mineral water and breath mint.

So... Opposite of Skeletor? As in... fat?

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

I know what you mean.

Um, your son.

Cute, naive, small.

This is how you still see him.

But this is how I am now.

I'm a young adult.

Tall, strong, smart.

In Germany, at 16.

you can drink.

In Norway, at 17, you can join the army.

In the United States, at 17, you can get your pilot's license.

I don't want to do any of these things. I don't want to drink or fight or fly

planes. But if entire countries can see that I'm a young adult, why can't you?

I think you're very mature.

Yet I still have to live by all the same rules I did when I was 12.

This past year, I was in a movie. I became student council president. I kept

A average.

I can do great things. Maybe be the next Obama.

But I need a little more support.

What is this about, Sam? I want to borrow your truck.

I told you. No.

Not for the concert.

For a student council fundraiser. It just has to sit in the parking lot. Last

person with their hand on it wins the ticket that I'm giving away.

You'll wash it afterwards?

Really? If it comes back with so much as a scratch, I will not let you down.

Oh, and then there were 19.

Who will be today's lucky winner?

I'm pretty sure it's us because this is hilarious.

How long do you think these suckers will last?

It's already been two hours, maybe a couple more.

What do I care? They've already given us their money, right? 600 bucks for

student council.

Yeah, totally worth giving up the tickets.

You gave up backstage passes to the dead hand?

All for a good cause.

Because you're crazy?

Ugh, what reeks.

Have you ever heard of deodorant, Dr. Doom?

Yeah, but today instead of Ocean Surf, I used Dale Trout.

I needed those passes.

Now Ron Ron's gonna go without me.

I literally...

Do anything to see this concert.

Is it too late to enter the contest?

Sorry, Mr. President, that's a conflict of interest.

Great job, girls. Last hard practice till next week. Now, we just focus on

looking good for the calendar.

Seven days to lose ten pounds.

Nothing a week of spinach and egg whites can't fix.

Oh, you're serious.

So, are you on a diet too?

Oh, God, no. I eat whatever I want.

Yeah, but we can't all have the genetics. It's during being a person.

So you too, then?

I watch my calories, but I don't obsess about it.

You cows really want to lose some weight?

I got pills that'll melt it off.

Fat inhibitors.

My auntie lost 100 pounds.

Like a whole you.

Or at least half of you. If you don't get lost, Bianca, all of me is going to

make you wish that you did.

It's simple. I just focus on burning more calories than I eat, and I

eat more than spinach and egg white.

What makes me most sad is I had to give up my

dead hand tickets.

How exactly do you propose you split four paths in three ways?

I don't know which... I really gotta go.

You and me, fishpig. I've got the bladder of a camel.

Guys, I'm no mathlete, but I think you can split four tickets two ways.

I've got places to be anyway.

Well, sweet. Here you go.

You guys help me unload the truck, too. I've got to get it home before my dad

starts breaking.

Yeah, it's really heavy.

It's heavy.

You want to play the guitar?

Guys, a little help here?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't, don't, don't, don't reach out.

Don't reach out?

My dad's gonna... 200

bucks plus labor for a taillight.

My dad's never gonna let me out of the house again.

Man, ever since you put up, you've been spending most of your time moping around

here anyway.

Hey, man.

Sorry about the taillight. I'm pretty decent with cars. Maybe I can help you

replace them. Yeah, with what?

You know, it's a generous donation from the taillights for Toss Charity Drive.

They were expensive.

Here.

Adam and I want you to have the extra pass.

Maybe we can sell them.

Thanks.

Your friend?

Oh, no, he's just one of the guys who won the contest.

No, but, like, he's in a dead hand, so maybe he can be your new friend.

All right. He's in grade 11.

Dude, you were in grade 10 when you formed student.

The younger guys are just lost.

They're looking for a hero.

Yeah, I could be his Obi -Wan.

Man, I'd be going to this concert if I didn't have my first university midterm.

It's your excuse.

Oh, hey, um... Do you still need a pass for the Dead Hand Reunion show?

A backstage pass?

Don't be jerking me around here.

No, seriously, I got one more.

You're a lifesaver.

Name your price.

Um, say, 200 bucks?

I planned this fabulous weekend.

Massages, dessert tastings, and she said no.

Let me ask you this. Why did you arrange to have the massages here at your

condo? Well, because I wanted her to come over.

You spent all that money to avoid being alone?

Doesn't that sound like trying to buy companionship?

I don't need to buy Holly J. She already owes me.

And why do you feel she owes you?

It's a long story. Show me your pencil.

So it all started when Holly J. came back from New York. Fiona, unfortunately

I'm out of time.

We'll continue this next week.

Can't you just stay for like one more hour?

I really have to go. I'll pay for a second session.

Have you thought about calling your mom?

Maybe she can come home early.

Goodbye, Fiona.

Hey.

Oh, hey. What are you doing here?

Coach has us working out six days a week.

Never seen you here before.

I'm just trying to look my best for the calendar.

Cool.

Want to spot me?

Wait.

120 calories. Is this thing broken?

How long were you on for?

Like 15 minutes.

Sounds about right.

But a banana's 120 calories.

Yeah. Burning calories is hard.

Hey, about the calendar, you think you might be Miss December?

Why? Because I'd make a good Santa?

Whoa. What?

No, I was thinking more like sexy elf.

Don't leave.

I was down for the day anyway.

I just really like Christmas.

It looks like new. Amazing.

I can't believe you got it in there.

Yeah, that's what my ex -girlfriend said.

What?

Growth.

Anyways, we're not out of the woods yet. Test run.

Booyah!

Dude, booyah?

Who are you?

Sorry.

Okay, well, we're good to go. Dude, Eli, where'd you learn these mad mechanics

skills? Morty breaks down once a week, like right now.

I've had to learn a lot about cars.

Well, you saved my life out here.

We should hang out sometime.

Yeah.

How are you getting to the concert?

I've still got to figure out how to tell my dad I'm going.

And after he finds out I busted a taillight. Just keep your mouth shut.

never know the difference.

Yeah, then you can drive this bad boy to Hamilton.

No way.

How else are we all going to get there?

We kind of need you, man.

You're screwed without me, right?

All right, well, then let's do this.

I love your song.

Thanks. Well, I'm going to go try and have a weekend.

Since Dennis is going to his office, let him know to lock up when you leave.

Hey, I heard about the Power Squad calendar.

Great idea.

No, I used to be a cheerleader.

See you Monday.

Really good.

Oh, you think? I wasn't sure. What?

Oh.

Never mind.

No, it's nobody.

Anyway, the rates are 2011.

Bargain bin at the men's warehouse.

All this for $90.

I hope your day was as fruitful.

Yeah. We raised $600.

Thanks for giving me the truck.

Oh, you were right, Dr. Ash.

You're a good kid.

Truck privileges are more than reasonable.

Well, can we talk about extending those?

To include what?

I still have a ticket to the concert on Monday night, and I really want to go.

Sam. Dad.

I've worked so hard at school and council.

I think I've earned some fun. You're right.

I am? I mean, I haven't done my truck inspection yet, but I assume there

any problems. So, why not?

Thank you so much.

There weren't any problems, right?

Um... Well, there was one.

The rear taillight kind of... sort of got like a...

A little smashed.

Smashed? Yeah, yeah, no, but I fixed it, though. I think the concert's out of

the question. No, no, no, that's not fair.

It's exactly the same way it was when I took it. You weren't even driving it and

you smashed a taillight.

What happens when you're faced with traffic and night driving?

Oh, no, no way.

Dad, I'm 17.

You're being so unfair.

Do you want to be grounded, too?

You think I don't know what oregano smells like?

You severely underestimate my love for the Food Network.

What are you looking at, prom queen?

Uh, nothing.

Never mind.

Sorry. Long day.

Yeah. Um, I need to know where to get those fat -inhibiting pills.

For a friend.

Online.

But my auntie's still on them.

I can swipe you some.

Oh, yeah?

It'd be great.

We can discuss payment on delivery.

Will it be a lot?

Depends. Does your friend have a big problem?

I guess.

You guess?

Your friend knows these pills are only for obese people, right?

Yeah. She's kind of different.

So, what's the word?

Dad said truck's a no -go.

Um, well, you told him the truth, didn't you?

Okay, um... How was I supposed to know that honesty suddenly stopped being the

best policy?

So, what are we gonna do?

They're starting for the rehearsal to be at least a week.

Backstage pass to the concert of the century.

We're gonna miss it. No, no, no.

We're not gonna miss it.

I don't follow.

Well if my dad won't give me the truck, I'll just have to take it.