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Velocity equals distance over time.

Very little of which you have before Friday's exam.

Come on, Sven.

Look, I know how much you hate this class, okay? But to come back next year

going to really suck.

I am more than still having cancer.

Getting my test results tomorrow, man. I need good news.

But I have good news.

You can write the exam or you can do the makeup.

Build a pasta bridge using the...

Engineering principles we studied.

Only catch, it must support this 10 kilo weight.

Dude, we could do that. Just focus on passing and getting the hell out of

okay? I am, man. That's why I need you to help me.

My mark is crap.

It really is.

You need to ace this, Gavin.

You need any extra help. Sir, he'll ace the take home if...

We can work on it together.

This is your mark, too, Jimmy.

You sure?

Yeah. Okay.

Really, man, you'd do this for me.

I got your backs, man.

We can ace it.

I hope you're ready.

I've been looking all over you.

I'm in a glass room, Finn. You've got to do some of the work here.

I'm in remission.

No more cancer.

Are you serious?

Jane, I just got the news. I had to see you.

I met you at the worst time in my life. Do you have any idea how much more kick

-ass it's going to be now? I have a pretty decent guess, yeah.

So what now?

Newly found life, big party.

No, first Jimmy and I have to build a bridge of noodles for physics, ice to

home, and then we party.

Dude, our video, man.

It's viral media.

Duh, we rock, man.

Yeah, and if 500 people vote on our My Room page, you get to go to the Vans on

the blog after your show came to play live.

This is the best day of my life.

Six years at school.

One crazy road trip, and it all comes down to this.

What if it's a no?

Manuela, I told you not to put all your eggs in one basket.

Let's just do it.

One.

Two.

We are pleased to offer you acceptance into the Smithtown Trial Program.

Lucille, here we come.

Oh, here's the application for res.

Double occupancy rooms are limited.

Better send these in fast if we want to be roomies.

Hey, Jimmy, Jim, Jimbo, what's up?

What's up? You tell me. You're the one with the news.

By the looks of it, I'm guessing it's good.

Cancer -free high five, my friend.

Not until you wash that thing, but definitely.

A cancer -free throwdown in our near future. Oh, you know it.

Yeah, after we put glue to pasta, you are going to put in on that, right?

Damn it.

It's supposed to happen, dude.

No, moron. I dropped my phone.

What are you

doing?

Perfectly good cell phone, man.

What? Here, take my glove.

Oh, you're insane.

Oh, what can I say? I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty.

Okay.

All of these?

Are you trying to take me to the dry cleaners? You are the dry cleaner, dad.

Lucky girl. Hey, who's going to clean your clothes at university, huh? Don't

look at me.

Oh, by the way, who is Bernice?

Isn't that your agent?

Yeah, the one who never called.

She called, left a message for your mother for an audition.

Really? Did she say what for?

Well, are you going to call her back?

Nah, I'm a Smithdale girl now.

That's my girl. Who needs Razzle Dazzle Showbiz when you have school, huh?

Fan bloggers love us. We got the gig. We get to perform live?

Yeah, the B .O .B. showcase is tomorrow night.

Tomorrow night?

Not a lot of time to practice.

Oh, practice?

We have exams.

Dudes, come on. This is a chance to play in front of a real audience. Hundreds

of people.

Yeah, and a webcast of thousands.

Thousands?

We know all about you guys.

Hey, Johnny.

Didn't I already kick your ass, man?

Physically. But musically, you guys just keep kicking it. You guys owe us. Big

time. Who do you think voted you in the B .O .B. showcase?

Manuel Lucentos!

Hi, Kissy!

Honey, you have been on our radar since your last audition. Walk.

I love West Drive, so thank you. Oh, this role will be perfect for you. Now,

there are a couple things.

We're shooting in the sun on location.

Thoughts?

Sun. Not an issue.

Love it. Okay, one more thing, and I'm sorry, but I might have to share a villa

with Brett.

Brett? As in Brad West?

Yeah, I'm sorry. It's a budget thing, you know. Brett?

Roommate.

I can't see how that'd be a problem.

I know. I love him. Don't you love him? I love him.

Yeah, yeah. Now, honey, you're graduating, right?

Uh, yeah. Yeah? Okay. Now, this role will be full -time for eight months, so

you have any college plans... Uh, no, I definitely don't have any plans.

Okay, nice, nice.

Well, your wardrobe session is mañana.

Okay.

Excuse me. No.

What, you don't check your phone?

Where the hell were you last night? Sorry, dude, I forgot.

You forgot?

This bridge is your future, and you forgot.

I'm really sorry, man, but you're doing really well by yourself.

Yes, key words, by myself. I did twice the work, and I'm still not done.

Dude, I'm no science brain anyway.

I probably just would have held you up.

You know what?

You're right.

That's why your name's not going to go anywhere on this project. Good luck on

the exam.

Uh, dude, you said you would help me. Help you.

Not do the entire project for you. Because you continue to rely on me to

out of trouble, and I am sick of it.

So what the hell am I supposed to do now? I don't know.

Flunk. Again.

Hang out with your band dorks next year.

I know about students.

Yeah, did you know we have a gig tonight?

voted in by our fans. Some people actually appreciate me for who I am.

Who?

King of the burnouts?

What type of life is that, man?

Mine.

You know, up until yesterday, I didn't know I was going to have a life.

And now that I do, I'm going to do stuff that matters to me.

So are you going to come throw your panties at stage tonight?

Holy, you made the showcase.

Awesome, eh?

You're going to have to rule without me. My geography exam's tomorrow.

So how'd the bridge go?

Jimmy got all naggy on my ass, so I bailed.

Wait, Sven, you need to pass.

Really? Because I was thinking that if I fail, I'll just be back here next year.

With you.

No, you won't.

Look, I don't want to be with a guy who tries to fail.

It's lame.

The exam's tomorrow, right?

So, you better go study.

Yeah, okay.

Okay, I bet that our second choice is a quadrant.

Is that okay?

I am so glad that I'm going to have you.

Damien just told me he's going to Banting.

Oh, babe, I'm sorry. Are you guys breaking up?

Oh, we're not sure.

It's just so weird that everything's changing, except for me and you.

Okay, just sign here to be roomies.

Em, I can't.

What? Why?

I'm not sure about the whole Smithdale thing anymore.

But... Manny, this was our dream. How could you do this?

There's a role for me on West Drive.

It's an amazing opportunity.

But I thought Smithdale drama was what every actor wants.

Yeah, but Em, there's something to be said for having the job that everyone at

Smithdale drama wants.

I guess we can't compete with that.

Where were you guys?

Scramming. Exams, remember?

What, in the fancy -ass showcase?

I'm not ready.

Oh, come on, guys. Focus. We're on next.

So,

Starlet, let's have a look.

You really see Laura Colette in this?

Yes. Perfect.

Drop dead sexy, girl.

Okay, now let's try this top on.

With people around?

Forgot you knew. Like a family here, you know? It's okay. Just put it on.

Okay. I always thought it would feel like a second home.

More like a first home.

My boyfriend hates it. He never sees me.

Have you told your friends you'll be disappearing?

My best friend will be busy with her first year at Smithdale.

Smithdale, you?

Wow, smart girl.

We both got in. Her for polysci and me for drama.

Excuse me?

Smithdale drama.

Wow, I auditioned like three times.

You didn't go either.

Are you kidding? They wouldn't have me.

What are you even doing here?

Well, living the dream, being a working actress on West Drive.

Come on, it can't be that bad. You've been on the show nine seasons.

Exactly.

I can't get anything else.

You know, everyone just sees me as Brad West.

He's got the range of a bag of hair.

He could use some Smithdale.

Dude, man, you can really pound.

But those other guys, they're not real rockers.

Yeah, tell me about it. Hey, don't worry about it, man, okay? You loved wrong.

Hey, I dropped out of school to play with my band.

You did?

So what happened?

It's still happening, man.

19 years with the Lederhosers.

Yeah, you play your cards right, you could be like the Duggar.

19 years?

So you never got that piece of paper?

What? A high school diploma?

Oh, man, life ain't about a piece of paper, okay?

It's about what you roll in it.

Sorry, I don't touch that stuff anymore.

You sure?

It's 420 somewhere, man.

All right.

I saw the webcast last night. I think everybody did.

Tough break.

No rock and or roll. May have to wait, but at least you studied, right?

Yeah, totally.

Yeah.

You didn't, did you?

Good luck, Finn.

Jimmy. Jimmy, my...

Ridge Rocks, dude.

Yep. A+. Could have been yours, too, and I'm not.

I know.

I'm an idiot, but, dude, you gotta help me pass this exam.

I thought you were just gonna flunk. Come back and rule next year. Jimmy, you

have life plans, right?

Stem cell surgery in the summer and then New York City?

I have no plans.

Nothing.

I'm terrified, man.

You'll find your way, man.

Not if I don't pass this exam, Jimmy. Come on, just tell me everything you

about physics.

The exam starts any second.

Five minutes, geography 011 and physics 012 exams.

Make your way to the gym, please.

You're the smartest guy I know.

Just do something.

When in doubt...

I called last night. You were at a wardrobe fitting.

So I guess you got the part.

Any chance you want a job as a PA?

What am I going to do without you?

Or my new roommate with my loneliness?

Call and bore me instead, please.

I'll be busy with your own problems.

Like how to deal with all your fame and money.

I'm still grown up. I can't believe she's gone to university.

Do you think I should be, too?

You've always wanted to be an actress.

Good money, good opportunity.

I don't want to make the wrong decision.

The only wrong decision is indecision, Manuela.

Who are you?

Where's the person who used to tell me what to do?

You're an adult now, remember?

I know you'll do what's best for you.

Shut up, people.

Use both exits.

Leave your papers behind.

Leave your papers behind.

Thank you.

Glad I caught you.

I was just about to mail my residence application.

Last chance.

What are you doing?

Now it's your turn.

This is your West Drive contract.

Hollywood can wait.

We make great roommates, remember?

Just do it. I can't watch.

Okay.

Here comes.

Here we come.

So, what's the deal with the hen?

When someone pulls the alarm, it splats purple ink on your hands.

Miss H, what happens with our exams?

Makeups are going to be rescheduled at the end of the exam period.

You are one lucky guy.

I know.

I know, I really am.

Oh, there's Jimmy. Let me catch up with you later, okay?

Okay.

Dude.

Dude, talk about saved by the bell, huh?

Saved by the what?

I owe you so huge. I get four extra days to study for everything physics now.

Yep.

What's that for?

It's your first lesson.

Objects in motion stay in motion.

All right. I'm in motion.

All right. Nothing's going to stop me now.