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If you want to make it in this business, you're going to have to sell it in two

buttons. Just... I haven't sold it, honey, but he does.

Stop torturing yourself.

Watching that again isn't going to make your actual demo reel magically appear.

I still can't believe Jay sabotaged me.

Well, maybe it was an accident.

Right. He accidentally switched our almost sex tape with my demo right after

broke his little heart. With his vindictive streak.

After Jay ruined my audition with Smithdale Drama.

I'm just going to go home.

Oh, auditing with the dame?

Was. Why is that bad?

Well, Professor Iris Dunwoody is as hard as walnut.

Like, one in every twenty gets in.

The head of drama sees me act in person. She'll have to accept me, right? Even

without my demo reel?

Yeah, well, maybe if you start working on your why I have no demo reel

monologue.

Help me?

Okay, what about that jag that I brought back to life?

I am calling in a favor.

Favor? You stole my truck, Jay. Come on, Tony.

If Jenna dumped you, tell me, tell me you would not jump through hoops to get

her back.

You're killing me.

I'll make it up.

Free labor, whatever.

I'll have her back in two days.

You're lucky I'm the best mechanic.

Truck's not stolen.

Dude, even if we catch up to Manny, do you really think she's going to take you

back now?

I have got to get this DVD into the right hands. I'm not going to screw up a

great girl's future.

You have a Manny crush, manaholic.

Shut up.

Come on, let's rock.

Let's rock.

Grab my shoes for me.

Stop now, okay?

What's wrong? I thought after we snuck out to make love, you said it would make

you feel better.

I thought it would.

I thought maybe I could erase my memories.

I don't know.

It didn't.

Let's just forget it happened then. I really didn't want to make things worse.

You didn't.

I make things worse for my friends, my teachers, my parents.

I deserve to be at this stupid camp. This is horrible.

Darcy, getting raped didn't make you a bad person.

It just made you, like, sad and scared.

I want to help you get through it.

Okay? Don't forget that.

In the backwoods, you'll be tested both mentally and physically.

But you will find your strength.

I can't do this.

The blindfold is just a measure of trust. We're not going to lead you into

danger. You really don't understand.

I'm really on edge right now. Is there something you'd like to share, Phoenix?

We are all here to listen.

Yeah, we're all ears.

I give up.

I saw the women's studies

building. Do you want to go study some women?

Shut up.

Manuela Santos.

Your demo reel, Miss Santos?

I felt it would be a shame to taint the purity of the theater with the artifice

of pre -recorded material.

We've been working very hard on that one, haven't we?

No demo reel, no audition.

Please.

Please. Miss Dunwoody, two minutes.

All right.

Surprise me, enchant me, astonish me.

Go.

I left no ring with her. What means this, my lady?

Fortune forbid.

Fortune forbid.

My outside has... I'm sorry. That viola has Mr.

Shakespeare spinning in his grave.

I have 200 serious actors to audition.

Now you be gone.

Next.

Manny, wait.

Manny, wait!

Not only...

The demo, the real one. Now go back in there and make Miss What's -Her -Face

watch it. You get one audition, and I blew it. A sadistic mission

When I switched the DVD, I was mad. I did it for the moment. It was a bad

decision. My decision to break up with you was the best one I ever made.

So the ring means nothing?

I should have known better. J. Holgar brings nothing but failure and

disappointment to life.

Then I'm gone.

Where the hell are we?

We are at Phoenix's spot for the night.

Go ahead and hold up.

Drop your pack.

Your solo quest is the time to reflect on your feelings.

I want you to remember what you've learned, and good luck.

How am I supposed to make a shelter out of this?

Weren't you paying attention?

Can't you just show me, please?

Phoenix, if I hold your hand, it negates the solo quest.

But how?

How am I going to survive out here on my own?

You can start by listening.

To you.

Well, I've been listening to God my whole life, and look where that got me.

Well, maybe God wants you to find the strength to deal with your problems from

within yourself.

Hey, how was the audition?

I bombed.

So long, Smithdale. So long, teacher. All thanks to Jay. So we found you?

Wow. Oh.

All right, let's get this party started.

How's it going?

Spinner?

What are you doing here?

Well, we bumped into Liberty on campus. She totally vouched for us.

You know, she's like royalty around here.

You just happen to be at Smithdale?

Actually, we got some tickets to the Purple Dragon show.

We also hitched a ride with Jay on his Save Manny mission.

And you know, Guilt Boy pulled some really crazy stuff to find you. I've

actually seen him.

care about someone before.

It's kind of weird.

Are you still in the mood to party party?

Bring it on. Jay's gone. He can't make anything worse now.

Professor Dunwoody, Manuela Santos' agent. A pleasure.

The girl who butchered Viola has an agent?

I suppose you don't fear she needs Smithdale Theater training.

Well, between you and me, Man... Manuela is very, very passionate about the

theater. Really?

The theater?

Oh, well, I can't help you. The board insists on a demo reel. Oh, right here.

She wants to learn the craft.

Give her another shot.

Just because a fetching young swain asks me.

Well, surely there must be something I can do for you.

You've been watching demo reels all day.

A cold compress for your eyes, perhaps?

A foot rub?

Do you enjoy Shiraz, Mr... Hogart.

Jason Hogart. And yes, I do very much.

I don't know what I've done. Oh, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.

What?

Do you know where lovers go?

To the sun, to the sun she runs her.

Fingers through my hair.

And her big...

You should empty all the bullets from your gun.

Very modern woman. I hadn't realized you had a tattoo.

How's that?

Very good.

Let's eat.

I'm alive.

Thank you.

Can I make

ten seconds to spare?

Good.

Good morning.

We're back. We're feeling holy.

You guys found a church?

Sort of. More like a campus donut shop.

Have you guys heard from Jay? Any idea where he stayed last night?

It almost sounds like you care.

Swanky place you got here.

What are you doing here?

Telling you about the audition you have in one hour. I pulled some strings.

Done what he watched your demo.

But what did you do?

Never you mind, Dimples. Just rock the audition, and I promise I won't bother

you anymore.

Alas, it is our frailty that is the cause, not we.

For such as we are made, if such we be.

That was lovely.

Nicely done.

Thank you, Miss Dunwoody. You have no idea how much I appreciate the second

chance. Oh, it was your agent that convinced me.

Yes, for such a young man, Mr. Hogart can be very persuasive.

How persuasive exactly?

Oh, he's lord of the tango.

Fingers strong yet gentle.

I feel 20 years younger.

You'll have to bring him with you for orientation.

So I'm in?

Pending other factors. But I am going to recommend you to become a member to the

Smithdale Drama Department.

What are you doing here?

Stalking you.

Probably.

This is sweet.

Yes. I have no idea. Hey! What did I miss?

Who cares? Ask me about my audition. I nailed it. That's awesome. How did you

pull it off?

I think I did some pretty drastic things.

Were any of them legal?

Coming from this naked purple dragon protest?

Guys, I thought you forgot about the old day. Well, I'm trying to get used to

the new Manny, the one that's Jay crazy.

We have fun. My parents are gaga over him. I just never thought we'd be

You've always been our angel.

Suddenly something changed.

Please help us understand.

I'm sorry. I don't see how this is supposed to help.

That letter was probably very hard for your parents to write.

Still angry?

Not at them.

Not at my parents.

So something happened.

You blame yourself?

Kinda.

Someone else?

Talk to that person.

It's an empty chair, spirit bear.

Imagine they're there. Tell the douchebag how you feel.

You stole.

Everything that was important to me.

You raped me.

And I never even saw your face.

I feel dirty.

And I've tried and tried to erase it.

But I can't.

So it looks like I'm Miss Dale drama material.

I don't know what you did.

Thank you.

I blocked it out.

Any chance you can block out my massive stupidity?

Why did you do that, dummy?

I have not been a complete tool issues.

But I'll work on them. And I'll have to learn to trust you.

No risk, no reward, right?

And here to rock you senseless is our off -the -wagon -with -purple -dragon

mystery guest.

Are you ready?

Craig Manning!

Craig, we drove all this way to see a guy I can call. I was his drummer. I was

his drummer.

So, how's everybody doing, Smith Dale?

I'm so excited to be here with Funkasaurus Rex.

We're going to play some songs from the album. So you knew it was him, didn't

you?

He emailed me after we broke up.

Asked me to go on tour in Europe.

Tonight's going to be a great trip for you too.

You're going on tour with him?

That's nice.

Send me a postcard.

It's so great to see so many of my old friends here tonight.

But I couldn't have made this album without one of them.

She's always been my inspiration.

Ashley Kerwin.

This one's called My Window.

Let go of our pain. We have to learn to trust

others.

Phoenix, do you trust your tribe?

Not really.

Do I have to do this?

Whenever you're ready, just let go.

No. No, no, no, no.

Please just let me down now.

Darcy, just do it. We're not going to let you fall.

I used

to be

crazy for Craig.

He's just so yesterday.

My today and my tomorrow.

Hey, last night.

Oh, thanks for the good time. Take the girl.

Listen, our tongues should catch up with each other again soon. What do you say?

After the concert.

Probably.

Who are we kidding?

The college guys will be lucky to have you here next year.

Hmm.

Manny, how did you get the... I've seen you do it a hundred times.

And I knew you'd come back eventually.

That plan shouldn't have worked.

But it did.

Kind of like us.

Jay, about that guy, we just... Yeah, I'll give you a get -out -of -jail -free

card for that.

So why is your car hooked up to my rig?

Wherever you're going, I'm going.

Or vice versa.

Manny, we got fake engaged so that you could have more freedom, but then I

started realizing how much it'd suck when you left.

I don't want to hold you back for your dreams, but... Jay, you drove for two

days to help me get into Smithdale.

That's called making my dreams come true, doofus.

Maybe just me being crazy.

Crazy enough to be my fiancee for real?

Shortcake?

You got yourself a deal.

Like I'm through my window I see the light coming through my window I see it

carrying my woe I see it carrying my woe I see it coming through my window

Cause my window got the light that I know

Cause my window got the light