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Please give it up for Lex Pussy.

How was it?

Honestly, the most terrifying experience of my life.

Gentlemen, get ready to celebrate the scintillating Gary Doolittle.

Paige

called.

She wants me to call her back.

Well?

It's never happened, okay?

Okay.

Hey, sweet.

I brought falafel.

Is that the only reason you came over, to fatten me up?

No, um...

In fact, it's not.

I thought about what you said about labels, straight, bi,

lesbian, whatever.

I really, really care about you, and I've decided to try to get over my

So, Ms. Nunes, will you be my sweetheart?

There's your answer, sweetheart.

Morning. A regular cookie?

Um.

Hmm.

God, how do you stomach those things after a night shift?

Hey, each cookie I mechanically assemble gets us one step closer to keeping a

roof over our heads.

Will this help?

Holy.

Did you rob a bank?

Job at a schmancy bistro equals big tip.

The rent fund.

Thank you so much, honey.

You know that you're the one thing I've ever done that turned out right?

Don't be so sure.

Right now I've got an idea.

Eeyore, have you seen my friend Sean around?

I'm sorry, man. It's just... Everything's about to change.

It's about time you got some fresh gitch.

Talking about my life, jackass.

Emma thinks she's pregnant.

Are you serious?

Congratulations, man! Score!

Score? What, have you been drinking brake fluid?

You have got her, bro, forever.

Now, this way, Emma can't ditch your ass when she comes to her senses.

Now, give me a break, all right?

Knocking her up was never part of the plan.

This is your ticket, Shawnee.

Ready -made family, life at the garage.

You're set for life.

Isn't that what you always wanted?

Did you tip?

There's every last dime to go to your dad.

Tip I did. Loo me one.

I also have one for you.

When boy hunting, try to look like you're having fun.

Jackie!

You look great, Ellie.

So what's in the bag? A gesture of sweet, sweet romance.

This? A little post -exam gift for my beau. Super on sale.

Sexy. Perfect for work.

Hilarious, Mel.

She's joking.

Good. But as far as jokes go, hon, not so funny. The thought of you wearing a

parka in that place gives me an emotional boil.

Well, then I guess I'll just have to perform an emotional lancing. Tomorrow

night I'll quit. I'll find a new job.

Are you serious?

Hasn't ever.

I suddenly feel like dancing.

New job?

As far as Paige knows, you bet.

A big fat lie. Now there is a solid foundation for a relationship.

Yeah, a complicated one.

And if she finds out I'm an exotic dancer, there won't be one at all. Well,

luck with that.

You see, when a hot girl shakes her naked, ta -tas for a living.

Word gets around.

You have a minute?

Yeah. People are talking about you.

Whatever, it's all lies.

These people are your teachers.

They're all very impressed on how you've had a major turnaround this year.

However, I did hear about your organic chem exam, but it's not exactly your

work. Everything okay?

Yeah, couldn't be better, Miss H.

I'll see you here the next time, okay?

Listen, I want to talk to you about university.

Yeah, universities cost money.

There are scholarships or loans.

I'll write you a glowing reference and with some part -time work.

Is that all?

How was your exam?

Managed. Thanks for the study help.

Okay.

If you're pregnant, let's keep the baby.

If that's okay with you.

Yes, yes.

Yes, it's okay with me. Just us doing this together makes it okay with me.

Just promise me your parents won't kill me.

Well, there'll be serious drama, but it's better than boot camp.

I'm still going to enlist, Emma.

What? I'd send money.

I'd see you on leave. It's best for everyone.

Leaving me alone.

It's the worst idea, Sean. It's ridiculous.

I wouldn't bail on you, Emma.

I just want to get a career. I want a chance to become something.

And I'm stuck being a teen mom.

Well, that's fantastic.

Why are guys so typical?

Oh, by yourself,

sweetheart.

I didn't want to join the dressing room nose candy party.

Smart girl.

But that tells me you need the money for something else.

Yeah.

I'm just not sure dancing topless for a bunch of lonely pervs is worth it.

No offense.

Alan, you're one of my best clients.

Lex to see, is it?

Is that French?

Look, Vlad, I don't think I can do this anymore. If you still need a waitress, I

can... But you are a natural, Alex.

I like you.

My clients like you.

So I'm going to give you weekend shifts.

Huge money.

Cash. Every night.

What's the catch?

Sad from taking my clothes off.

Just be sexy.

Lextasy to the stage, please.

Where's Alex? I want to wish her a happy last night in the cesspool.

You should go, Paige.

And next up, one hand meets the other for the sexy

lexity.

I drop in, check out some naked chicks, and surprise, one of them was you.

Tell me what you think.

I saw you stripping, devoid of clothing.

What is there to think?

What else aren't you telling me? How bad is it that you have to do this?

I'm doing what I have to do, okay?

Just don't worry.

And don't be mad, please.

How can I not worry?

What is all this?

Young lady, if you want a job, audition's on Thursdays.

Goodbye.

So, your vote's for one of us, Vice Queen. Are you taking bribes?

You're a girl, Darcy.

Thanks for helping set up. It'd be a wintry nightmare without you.

nightmare. Mr. Armstrong chased me off a cliff.

Must have been that functions exam. Emma, help! I'm falling!

Stop it!

Sorry, I'm just trying to skip over the whole functions memory.

Speaking of functions, when we lived together, we were in sync.

Last week, I asked you for a tampon, but you weren't, you know... I

think Sean and I had an accident.

No, are you sure?

I think so.

I didn't know it was possible to be this scared.

Buy you a drink, Lex?

Wait ten minutes, Alan.

Show's free.

Sorry. You have a good night.

Who are you?

Five words or less.

Entrepreneur, golfer.

Divorced twice.

Old and lonely.

That's seven.

What, you're counting me in?

My turn.

I'm a lesbian.

Ah.

I just wanted to talk.

Super.

Thing is, uh, my partner wants me to quit working here.

And it's getting hard to find reasons not to.

You know, it takes a brave, supremely confident woman to do what you do.

She can't handle it.

It's her loss.

Yeah.

Thing is, I don't want to lose her.

I bet she doesn't want to lose you either.

Here.

For your time.

Ellie.

Rise and shine, B .B. Ed.

Elle, half hour till class.

Hey, come on.

No, no, no, stay down.

I

just

want to... Sorry, you first.

I'm sorry you had to find out the truth like that.

Look on your face at the bar.

You need help.

So, I'll forgive you.

Erase that image from my memory.

And we'll celebrate your new job at the dance.

There's an internship at my mom's company.

Paige, I have a job, okay?

Exploiting yourself is not a job.

So swallow your stupid pride and accept help when it's offered.

My mom and I are this close to being evicted.

I do this because I have to.

Get it?

No. I will never, ever get why you would take your clothes off for money.

For any reason ever. I don't know. Female empowerment?

It's bovine fecal matter and you know it, Alex.

I'll have enough in a week or two. Until something else comes up.

Every night that you do this, it kills me.

When does it stop?

Maybe when I make enough for tuition.

Or when I get my mommy's magic credit card like yours.

This is my reality, Paige.

And if you can't be there for me, we have no future.

Sorry, Alex.

I can't.

Have fun at the stupid dance.

Pregnant?

Everything we've talked about was supposed to prevent this.

It's not your fault, Mom.

Okay.

First things first.

Take the test. If it's positive, we'll make you a doctor's appointment.

Okay. But remember, these tests are only 99 % accurate.

Here we go again.

Is everything okay, honey?

Yeah, it's more than okay. I got my period.

Oh, yes!

Go, Emma!

You got your period, and you're not pregnant. We're going dancing. Let's

dress out. We're going dancing.

Hey, golfer.

Glad to see you.

So, things with the girlfriend?

Big, huge apocalypto fight.

This so -called confident woman is feeling pretty pathetic right now.

Look, Lex Tiffy, whatever your name is, come to Vegas with me.

Vegas.

Okay, what part of I'm a lesbian didn't you get?

I'm not asking you to fall in love with me.

Think of it as another job.

Name your price.

You pig, if you even look at me!

Control yourself or there will be problems. Are we clear?

I've got my own problems, scumbag.

I quit!

I'm surprised you're here.

Why won't you return my calls?

Because there's nothing to talk about.

I got my period. False alarm.

Really? Are you serious?

It's not something I joke about.

That's awesome, right?

So what now?

I don't know.

You're off to basic training.

I'm going to university next year.

Well, when I get back... Stop.

Maybe we shouldn't make any plans right now.

Can I at least have a dance?

What

are

you doing?

We don't have to move.

I quit my job.

What can we sell?

You quit?

That was good money, Alex. That was... That was money we all need.

Guess who made bail?

Oh, perfect.

How exactly?

You kind of helped.

You used the money for him?

cast came from them. Ask me.

Do you know what I had to do?

Alex, we're all going to get out of this together.

Wrong.

Pathetic, Mom.

From now on, you're on your own.

Think JP would have liked my crown?

Yes, he'll be Isaac's ice cream. You never would have looked that down.

Lost your date?

It's a solo flight tonight.

I guess it's just us friends.

Me going sag, I guess. But you?

Dude, I don't get this crazy world.

Do you know this is my first Degrassi dance?

Do you like my dress?

Shouldn't be on the floor at work.

Okay.

I screwed up a lot.

But if I let you go, it'll be the biggest screw -up of my life.

So I quit stripping.

For real.

And this is happy news.

Chad's back.

I can't go home.

I have nothing.

Just help me, please.

Sweetie, you have me.

How about a little bo -go dance there?

The only chicken thing I'll be doing for Melod.