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[awakening]
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[she turns off the alarm]
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[she moans]
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[she laughs] Oh...
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[notification]
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[Jo] No?
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The landlord increased the rent.
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- Non ?
- We're taking your mother's apartment.
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No, what are we going to do in the 8th?
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[door]
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You'll bring Blake back.
This neighborhood reassures millionaires.
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Very funny. [small laugh]
What do you think?
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Oh yeah.
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The big game.
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Yeah.
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[notification]
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Holy shit!
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[rock music]
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- Pardon.
- You're late.
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Yes, it's my fault. In fact, I...
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I had the crazy idea of sending Alma
buy seafood.
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Report to...
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- Report on behalf of the client.
- Ah, of course.
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So what?
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And we realized
that he was a vegetarian.
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- So we sent the seafood back.
- I see.
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Are we ready?
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Yes. I checked the room yesterday,
It's good.
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And... I can't wait to meet him.
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[celestial music]
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- Mr. Octopus, welcome.
- THANKS.
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- How are you ?
- Very well. Call me Jesus.
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[little laugh]
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You are welcome.
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[Alma] Hello.
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- [Jesus] Hello.
- [Sam] Welcome.
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In any case...
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Very nice hotel. Wow!
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It looks great.
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[Jesus sighs]
Sorry about the stairs.
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We're shooting in two days
and I can't get into the role.
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It's an anxiety.
So my coach told me to...
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to try to slip me in
in the character's skin,
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until he becomes completely himself.
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As we begin
by a scene of the Stations of the Cross,
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I'm working on my hamstrings to get better.
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[Alma] It must be crazy to play Jesus.
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[Jesus] Yeah, that's a big ref.
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I didn't know and it's true that,
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today, after 10 min,
you are forgotten.
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But for him, it's been 2024 years
that he remains the boss of the game.
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If he was on Insta today,
he would be ahead of Ronaldo.
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It's for sure.
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We arrive in front of your room.
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OK. On the other hand, I beg you,
can you speak to me informally?
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And if you can call me Jesus
ou Yeshua?
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Or JC, if that's easier.
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It would help me slide
a little more in the role.
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Do you know Jesus in the toilet?
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Non.
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Me neither,
he had closed the "post". The door.
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[laughing] Can I call you Marie?
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Or Mary Magdalene? No?
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[Jesus] Just Mary, OK.
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[he sighs]
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You're stupid...
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Does that suit you?
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Yes, it's very beautiful, but...
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Actually,
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I was born in a barn.
I would be the equivalent
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from a homeless person to us.
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If you could put me in the basement instead,
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in a somewhat dirty room,
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it's no longer crazy.
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And I ask a lot of you,
but if you can put sheep
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in the room, then there...
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I would be at the max! Really. Ah!
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Thank you very much. Thank you, my son.
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You know what, wait.
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Hold.
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So.
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[man] Thank you.
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This is my body.
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We have small rooms,
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but not in the basement.
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Listen, I'm not going to bore you,
It's annoying.
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I stay here, but you help me,
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we take things away, it will be
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no longer in delirium.
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You help me, take this.
We do this quickly.
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We put the furniture in the hallway,
in a friendly manner.
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[effort] Hop !
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[notification]
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[she sighs]
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Why are you complaining?
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The guy I hooked up with on Friday
wants to see me again.
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- Was it crap?
- Bof.
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The rule,
It's only once per person.
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Everything we have done
for you straight people.
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You're welcome, by the way.
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The free couple
is not reserved for gays.
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If we don't care about appropriation
cultural, I'm going to get an afro.
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You've come across!
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[man] Hello.
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[together] Hello.
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[Jo] Who is he? Do we know him?
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"Ian is doing sports." On Insta.
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- Do you do sports?
- Oh no.
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But my Insta algorithm
knows me well.
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Do you know when we're leaving?
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- I told you, I have things to take care of.
- But what?
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[notification]
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[coffee machine]
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[she laughs]
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[little laugh]
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[Naïm] There you go.
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THANKS.
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What makes you laugh?
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A guy I'm talking to.
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A potential guy?
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Non.
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- Why, no?
- Don't want to.
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No time.
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Especially since
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that Jesus came into my life.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, Jesus. [chuckle]
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- [effort]
- [coach] OK.
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- [on touch]
- [coach] Come in.
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- [effort]
- You go.
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[effort]
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- [coach] 14...
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- One last one.
- [effort]
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Go ahead, send it. There you go.
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- [Jesus sighs] Is that okay?
- You're ready.
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- [effort then sigh]
- I'll prepare your shaker.
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- Are you okay, Jesus?
- Yeah.
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It’s a big physical preparation
with Ian.
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In fact, we don't realize it,
but Jesus is...
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It's super awesome.
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He was a nomad.
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He was just walking
and eat proteins.
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[set] Dry muscle!
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[Alma] And the cross,
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what is it for?
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It's because we're going to do
the repetition of the crucifixion.
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There are three highlights.
At 9am I'm nailed.
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Midday, it's starting to get bad.
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And 3 p.m., there I am, Clackman's, what.
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6 hours on the cross, all the same.
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The Koh Lanta posts are ridiculous.
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By the way, what is it,
your favorite apostles?
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- You ?
- Barthos.
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- Barthélemy.
- [Jesus] OK.
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[Jesus] And you?
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- You're not Catholic?
- Non.
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Finally, I was baptized,
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but that's all.
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More...
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Wait, that's the problem.
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Why don't I fit the role?
I am not baptized.
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Organize it for me.
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What is that?
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A baptism?
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Yes, tomorrow at dawn,
in the hotel swimming pool.
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Is there a swimming pool?
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Yes.
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Booyah, we do this.
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- Perfect.
- Let's go.
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- [vibrate]
- We're doing this. Excuse me.
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This is my Aramaic teacher.
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Can you remove the beauty products?
There is no scrubbing in Nazareth.
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Huh? Thanks.
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- Of course.
- [Jesus] Chlomo, Fabrice.
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How are you ?
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I worked a little.
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I know how to order shawarma.
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[bip]
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- [Blake] Hello.
- Good morning.
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- Did you rob Sephora?
- For an important client.
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More important than me?
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Jesus.
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Jesus?
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He wants to be baptized,
I am looking for a priest.
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[chuckle] Okay.
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[he sniffs]
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[elevator bell]
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After you.
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[elevator] Closing.
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[he sighs]
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[she sighs]
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[elevator bell]
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[elevator] Closing.
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Good day, Mr. Blake.
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Have a nice day, Alma.
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- Do you know a priest?
- A priest?
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Uh...
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I know the one who married us
with Isabelle.
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Is he good?
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We got divorced.
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So I would say no.
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- Do you want to convert?
- Non.
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This is for Mr. Octopus.
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He wants to be baptized tomorrow
in the pool.
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So, Alma, you know
that you have the right to say no?
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If these are things...
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Marco is going to kill me.
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OK.
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[inspiration]
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Good luck. [chuckle]
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THANKS.
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[Alma] I called 20 parishes.
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Not a single priest accepts.
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- Even for Jesus?
- [Manue] Normal.
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It takes 2 years of catechism for an adult.
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Yeah, they keep telling me that.
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- [Alma] Do you know a nice one?
- Especially with children.
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It's not a question
to be nice or not.
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{\an8}It's on principle.
They are committed to their teaching.
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{\an8}[Théo] Love your neighbor
if he's not gay.
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{\an8}You believe in nothing.
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- Yes.
- So, go ahead.
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Astrology.
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And Nicki Minaj.
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- [Alma] Merci, M. Blake.
- You are welcome.
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Will he accept?
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I hope,
given the money I give to his parish.
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Do you come back to Paris often?
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Not enough.
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I love this city.
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I spent my teenage years there.
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"In my chauffeured limousine,
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"in my favorite neighborhood,
the 16th arrondissement."
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Ah OK.
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You have a bad image of me.
No, in Champigny, in the 94.
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And I took the RER.
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As a teenager, I dreamed of living here.
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Me too.
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I lived in Yonne,
in a rotten village.
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Well, not rotten, very pretty.
But there was nothing to be done.
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Paris was magical.
It still is, actually.
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The opportunities,
energy, culture...
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- I know Paris by heart.
- Oh yeah?
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I can show you things.
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You don't believe me?
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- Non.
- For what ?
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We should go through there already.
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Yes, but we would pass
by the Pont des Arts and...
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My wife fell off that bridge.
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Ah...
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- Here we go ?
- Is...
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I am sincerely sorry, Mr. Blake.
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[he laughs softly]
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At this point, call me Alex.
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[Alma] Ah.
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Alex. Yes, of course.
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- Need help?
- THANKS.
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[celestial music]
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Oh yeah... Oh yeah, great.
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[Jesus] That's a great shot.
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Oh, wow.
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I've never seen anything so...
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- Bizarre ?
- Non.
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I was going to say "idiot".
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[Jesus] I'm going to wet my neck.
265
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:13,880
Afterwards, I...
266
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:17,640
You have to be careful of hydrocution,
I ate a panini before.
267
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,640
[Jesus] You have to be careful, though.
268
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:25,080
[celestial music]
269
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,320
- Here we go ?
- Let's go.
270
00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:53,080
- [music stops]
- [Jesus groans]
271
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:54,960
[Soul] Hallelujah.
272
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,280
Alleluia.
273
00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:58,720
[Jesus] Chanmé.
274
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,480
- [Blake] Bravo !
- [applause]
275
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,440
Big madness.
276
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,760
[he sighs]
277
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,960
- SO ?
- Well... [he breathes]
278
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,400
It was crazy.
279
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,600
I feel really different.
280
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,000
I still feel like myself,
but another me.
281
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:28,120
Like when I take
some good big mushrooms, same thing. It's...
282
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,800
And thank you for Father Puech.
283
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,200
- He's great.
- My pleasure.
284
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,720
All you need is the Last Supper.
285
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,040
Well yeah. You're right.
286
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,440
We have the Last Supper, Jesus' meal.
287
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,920
Me and twelve people at the table,
and bench, little stool.
288
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,520
We take Father Puech,
It is rented by the day.
289
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:46,760
Alex and his wife.
290
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,960
- Oh no. Not his wife.
- For what ?
291
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,600
No, I... It's simpler.
292
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,680
- She died.
- Shit.
293
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:53,880
Is...
294
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,680
I'll talk to him.
295
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,640
No, I'll take care of it.
296
00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:01,040
Alma, am I ridiculous or not?
297
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,800
- You are perfect.
- THANKS.
298
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,200
Thank you so much.
299
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,920
[he sighs]
300
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:13,520
[celestial music]
301
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,480
Listen, everyone is here.
We can begin.
302
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:54,480
Let's eat.
303
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,720
[music stops]
304
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,400
Were the apostles gay?
305
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:10,400
Wait, Noah. Not a chick,
twelve guys. They were gay.
306
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,640
[laugh]
307
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,800
- Excuse me, father.
- [Jesus] Drink.
308
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,120
This is my blood.
309
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:20,160
No, I'm kidding, a Côte-Rôtie.
50 balls. We're having fun.
310
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:22,280
[Jesus] Huh? There you go. [laughs]
311
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,520
- I love what he does.
- I love Jesus too.
312
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,600
No, Mr. Octopus.
313
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,320
[Theo] I put my headphones on,
314
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,400
and I do my session.
315
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,760
You don't do sports.
316
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,560
Yes. I go all the time.
to the room, so...
317
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,600
- Are you talking about Sun City?
- [forced laughter]
318
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:47,400
What do you listen to when you do your sport?
Lady Gaga, Beyoncé?
319
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,280
- Britney Spears ?
- Booba, PNL.
320
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,000
- [she laughs]
- OK.
321
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,880
- You see?
- Yeah.
322
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,000
Yeah, I see.
323
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:55,440
Ah.
324
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,720
The paschal lamb.
325
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:57,720
[Ian] Ah...
326
00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:59,480
Are you vegetarian?
327
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,040
No, but I really like animals.
328
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,480
And there he has a first name,
I'm not comfortable.
329
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,320
[Theo laughs]
330
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:08,480
[ringing]
331
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,560
Please.
332
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:14,320
I wanted to say thank you
to everyone for coming.
333
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,280
I will never forget you.
334
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:19,880
I will think of you as I ascend to heaven,
finally, by taking the plane.
335
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,920
I multiply bread and sluices.
336
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:24,760
Then, Alex,
337
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,520
Alma told me about your wife.
338
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:29,440
I propose a prayer to you
for the peace of his soul.
339
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,440
No thanks, I prefer not to.
340
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,200
[Jesus] That's what I'm here for.
341
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,400
Bring love.
342
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:35,560
No, really.
343
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:39,280
Honestly, trust me.
Give me his name.
344
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,480
[fracas]
345
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,120
[his footsteps move away]
346
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,880
[he sighs]
347
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,480
[the door closes]
348
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,640
[on touch]
349
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,200
Yes ?
350
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,440
I wanted to talk to you.
351
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,760
You've done enough.
352
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,640
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