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[awakening]
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[she turns off the alarm]
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[she moans]
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[she laughs] Oh...
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[notification]
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[Jo] No?
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The landlord increased the rent.
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- Non ?
- We're taking your mother's apartment.
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No, what are we going to do in the 8th?
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[door]
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You'll bring Blake back.
This neighborhood reassures millionaires.
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Very funny. [small laugh]
What do you think?
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Oh yeah.
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The big game.
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Yeah.
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[notification]
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Holy shit!
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[rock music]
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- Pardon.
- You're late.
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Yes, it's my fault. In fact, I...
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I had the crazy idea of ​​sending Alma
buy seafood.
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Report to...
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- Report on behalf of the client.
- Ah, of course.
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So what?
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And we realized
that he was a vegetarian.
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- So we sent the seafood back.
- I see.
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Are we ready?
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Yes. I checked the room yesterday,
It's good.
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And... I can't wait to meet him.
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[celestial music]
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- Mr. Octopus, welcome.
- THANKS.
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- How are you ?
- Very well. Call me Jesus.
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[little laugh]
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You are welcome.
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[Alma] Hello.
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- [Jesus] Hello.
- [Sam] Welcome.
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In any case...
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Very nice hotel. Wow!
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It looks great.
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[Jesus sighs]
Sorry about the stairs.
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We're shooting in two days
and I can't get into the role.
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It's an anxiety.
So my coach told me to...
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to try to slip me in
in the character's skin,
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until he becomes completely himself.
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As we begin
by a scene of the Stations of the Cross,
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I'm working on my hamstrings to get better.
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[Alma] It must be crazy to play Jesus.
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[Jesus] Yeah, that's a big ref.
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I didn't know and it's true that,
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today, after 10 min,
you are forgotten.
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But for him, it's been 2024 years
that he remains the boss of the game.
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If he was on Insta today,
he would be ahead of Ronaldo.
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It's for sure.
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We arrive in front of your room.
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OK. On the other hand, I beg you,
can you speak to me informally?
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And if you can call me Jesus
ou Yeshua?
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Or JC, if that's easier.
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It would help me slide
a little more in the role.
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Do you know Jesus in the toilet?
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Non.
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Me neither,
he had closed the "post". The door.
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[laughing] Can I call you Marie?
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Or Mary Magdalene? No?
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[Jesus] Just Mary, OK.
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[he sighs]
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You're stupid...
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Does that suit you?
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Yes, it's very beautiful, but...
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Actually,
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I was born in a barn.
I would be the equivalent
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from a homeless person to us.
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If you could put me in the basement instead,
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in a somewhat dirty room,
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it's no longer crazy.
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And I ask a lot of you,
but if you can put sheep
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in the room, then there...
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I would be at the max! Really. Ah!
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Thank you very much. Thank you, my son.
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You know what, wait.
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Hold.
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So.
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[man] Thank you.
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This is my body.
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We have small rooms,
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but not in the basement.
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Listen, I'm not going to bore you,
It's annoying.
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I stay here, but you help me,
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we take things away, it will be
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no longer in delirium.
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You help me, take this.
We do this quickly.
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We put the furniture in the hallway,
in a friendly manner.
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[effort] Hop !
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[notification]
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[she sighs]
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Why are you complaining?
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The guy I hooked up with on Friday
wants to see me again.
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- Was it crap?
- Bof.
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The rule,
It's only once per person.
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Everything we have done
for you straight people.
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You're welcome, by the way.
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The free couple
is not reserved for gays.
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If we don't care about appropriation
cultural, I'm going to get an afro.
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You've come across!
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[man] Hello.
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[together] Hello.
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[Jo] Who is he? Do we know him?
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"Ian is doing sports." On Insta.
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- Do you do sports?
- Oh no.
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But my Insta algorithm
knows me well.
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Do you know when we're leaving?
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- I told you, I have things to take care of.
- But what?
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[notification]
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[coffee machine]
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[she laughs]
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[little laugh]
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[NaĂŻm] There you go.
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THANKS.
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What makes you laugh?
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A guy I'm talking to.
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A potential guy?
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Non.
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- Why, no?
- Don't want to.
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No time.
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Especially since
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that Jesus came into my life.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, Jesus. [chuckle]
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- [effort]
- [coach] OK.
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- [on touch]
- [coach] Come in.
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- [effort]
- You go.
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[effort]
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- [coach] 14...
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- One last one.
- [effort]
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Go ahead, send it. There you go.
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- [Jesus sighs] Is that okay?
- You're ready.
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- [effort then sigh]
- I'll prepare your shaker.
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- Are you okay, Jesus?
- Yeah.
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It’s a big physical preparation
with Ian.
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In fact, we don't realize it,
but Jesus is...
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It's super awesome.
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He was a nomad.
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He was just walking
and eat proteins.
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[set] Dry muscle!
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[Alma] And the cross,
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what is it for?
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It's because we're going to do
the repetition of the crucifixion.
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There are three highlights.
At 9am I'm nailed.
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Midday, it's starting to get bad.
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And 3 p.m., there I am, Clackman's, what.
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6 hours on the cross, all the same.
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The Koh Lanta posts are ridiculous.
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By the way, what is it,
your favorite apostles?
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- You ?
- Barthos.
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- Barthélemy.
- [Jesus] OK.
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[Jesus] And you?
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- You're not Catholic?
- Non.
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Finally, I was baptized,
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but that's all.
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More...
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Wait, that's the problem.
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Why don't I fit the role?
I am not baptized.
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Organize it for me.
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What is that?
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A baptism?
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Yes, tomorrow at dawn,
in the hotel swimming pool.
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Is there a swimming pool?
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Yes.
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Booyah, we do this.
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- Perfect.
- Let's go.
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- [vibrate]
- We're doing this. Excuse me.
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This is my Aramaic teacher.
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Can you remove the beauty products?
There is no scrubbing in Nazareth.
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Huh? Thanks.
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- Of course.
- [Jesus] Chlomo, Fabrice.
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How are you ?
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I worked a little.
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I know how to order shawarma.
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[bip]
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- [Blake] Hello.
- Good morning.
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- Did you rob Sephora?
- For an important client.
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More important than me?
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Jesus.
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Jesus?
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He wants to be baptized,
I am looking for a priest.
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[chuckle] Okay.
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[he sniffs]
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[elevator bell]
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After you.
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[elevator] Closing.
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[he sighs]
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[she sighs]
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[elevator bell]
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[elevator] Closing.
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Good day, Mr. Blake.
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Have a nice day, Alma.
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- Do you know a priest?
- A priest?
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Uh...
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I know the one who married us
with Isabelle.
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Is he good?
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We got divorced.
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So I would say no.
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- Do you want to convert?
- Non.
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This is for Mr. Octopus.
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He wants to be baptized tomorrow
in the pool.
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So, Alma, you know
that you have the right to say no?
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If these are things...
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Marco is going to kill me.
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OK.
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[inspiration]
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Good luck. [chuckle]
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THANKS.
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[Alma] I called 20 parishes.
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Not a single priest accepts.
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- Even for Jesus?
- [Manue] Normal.
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It takes 2 years of catechism for an adult.
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Yeah, they keep telling me that.
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- [Alma] Do you know a nice one?
- Especially with children.
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It's not a question
to be nice or not.
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{\an8}It's on principle.
They are committed to their teaching.
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{\an8}[Théo] Love your neighbor
if he's not gay.
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{\an8}You believe in nothing.
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- Yes.
- So, go ahead.
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Astrology.
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And Nicki Minaj.
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- [Alma] Merci, M. Blake.
- You are welcome.
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Will he accept?
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I hope,
given the money I give to his parish.
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Do you come back to Paris often?
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Not enough.
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I love this city.
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I spent my teenage years there.
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"In my chauffeured limousine,
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"in my favorite neighborhood,
the 16th arrondissement."
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Ah OK.
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You have a bad image of me.
No, in Champigny, in the 94.
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And I took the RER.
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As a teenager, I dreamed of living here.
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Me too.
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I lived in Yonne,
in a rotten village.
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Well, not rotten, very pretty.
But there was nothing to be done.
240
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Paris was magical.
It still is, actually.
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The opportunities,
energy, culture...
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- I know Paris by heart.
- Oh yeah?
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I can show you things.
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You don't believe me?
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- Non.
- For what ?
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We should go through there already.
247
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Yes, but we would pass
by the Pont des Arts and...
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My wife fell off that bridge.
249
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Ah...
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- Here we go ?
- Is...
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I am sincerely sorry, Mr. Blake.
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[he laughs softly]
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At this point, call me Alex.
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[Alma] Ah.
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Alex. Yes, of course.
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- Need help?
- THANKS.
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[celestial music]
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Oh yeah... Oh yeah, great.
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[Jesus] That's a great shot.
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Oh, wow.
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I've never seen anything so...
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- Bizarre ?
- Non.
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I was going to say "idiot".
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[Jesus] I'm going to wet my neck.
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Afterwards, I...
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You have to be careful of hydrocution,
I ate a panini before.
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[Jesus] You have to be careful, though.
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[celestial music]
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- Here we go ?
- Let's go.
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- [music stops]
- [Jesus groans]
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[Soul] Hallelujah.
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Alleluia.
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[Jesus] Chanmé.
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- [Blake] Bravo !
- [applause]
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Big madness.
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[he sighs]
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- SO ?
- Well... [he breathes]
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It was crazy.
279
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I feel really different.
280
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I still feel like myself,
but another me.
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Like when I take
some good big mushrooms, same thing. It's...
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And thank you for Father Puech.
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- He's great.
- My pleasure.
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All you need is the Last Supper.
285
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Well yeah. You're right.
286
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We have the Last Supper, Jesus' meal.
287
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Me and twelve people at the table,
and bench, little stool.
288
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We take Father Puech,
It is rented by the day.
289
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Alex and his wife.
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- Oh no. Not his wife.
- For what ?
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No, I... It's simpler.
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- She died.
- Shit.
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Is...
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I'll talk to him.
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No, I'll take care of it.
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Alma, am I ridiculous or not?
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- You are perfect.
- THANKS.
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Thank you so much.
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[he sighs]
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[celestial music]
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Listen, everyone is here.
We can begin.
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Let's eat.
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[music stops]
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Were the apostles gay?
305
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Wait, Noah. Not a chick,
twelve guys. They were gay.
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[laugh]
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- Excuse me, father.
- [Jesus] Drink.
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This is my blood.
309
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No, I'm kidding, a CĂ´te-RĂ´tie.
50 balls. We're having fun.
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[Jesus] Huh? There you go. [laughs]
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- I love what he does.
- I love Jesus too.
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No, Mr. Octopus.
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[Theo] I put my headphones on,
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and I do my session.
315
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You don't do sports.
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Yes. I go all the time.
to the room, so...
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- Are you talking about Sun City?
- [forced laughter]
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What do you listen to when you do your sport?
Lady Gaga, Beyoncé?
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- Britney Spears ?
- Booba, PNL.
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- [she laughs]
- OK.
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- You see?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I see.
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Ah.
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The paschal lamb.
325
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[Ian] Ah...
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Are you vegetarian?
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No, but I really like animals.
328
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And there he has a first name,
I'm not comfortable.
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[Theo laughs]
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[ringing]
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Please.
332
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I wanted to say thank you
to everyone for coming.
333
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I will never forget you.
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I will think of you as I ascend to heaven,
finally, by taking the plane.
335
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I multiply bread and sluices.
336
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Then, Alex,
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Alma told me about your wife.
338
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I propose a prayer to you
for the peace of his soul.
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No thanks, I prefer not to.
340
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[Jesus] That's what I'm here for.
341
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Bring love.
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No, really.
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Honestly, trust me.
Give me his name.
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[fracas]
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[his footsteps move away]
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[he sighs]
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[the door closes]
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[on touch]
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Yes ?
350
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I wanted to talk to you.
351
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You've done enough.
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