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I'm sorry for your loss.

Russian saying, be guys, close early.

We're engaged, and I don't even really know anything about you.

Everybody's got a boss, Jimmy. Different people find a way to deal.

Hey, you got a girl, huh? Puts up with your shit.

Go home. Hug that girl. No false auto rip -offs are on the rise, Jimmy.

Easy to spot, hard to prove.

Game on. Game on.

Game on.

Oh boy. Oh boy.

You are late!

Sorry, boss.

What?

It's their first accident, Mr. Anatoly, so they don't, you know... All I do, I

just bump you, okay?

Take your helmets off.

Take your helmets off! They're nervous, Mr. Anatoly.

Fine, cool. Stay cool.

Stay cool.

Okay.

Here's the money.

No, wait a second.

Half. Another half.

When you sign them for their therapy at Gorky's. My boss Gorkov's new clinic?

Okay! Okay, okay.

Fucking third world.

Go, go, go, go!

What are you doing?

Come on.

Hey, third world, tell this idiot to move over already.

Come on, move back.

At Protected Insurance, we're serious about rapid response.

Maybe a little too serious.

Protected has a client involved in a multi -car collision, Mr. Byrne.

It's rapid response.

It's like the Buffalo Sabres farm team.

Yeah, it's got to be a staged accident.

Oh, yeah?

The driver looks dead enough.

Did you have a name on the second driver?

I figured him for the setup.

What are you, Columbo? No, no, my client.

My client is the truck driver. I'm looking at a huge payout. I gotta give a

shit. There was no time. He was sitting right there as I was coming off the

ramp.

He's dead, isn't he?

Yeah.

I need this job.

Don't worry. We'll tell you right to an approved shop. Then we'll do a sit -down

with legal.

It's not my first accident, if you know what I'm saying.

Sit tight.

Come on. Move it. Get this fuck out. Where are you taking him?

Tall story.

Portico shop. Forget it. Take the hook off.

We're clearing the street.

I want to take him to a body shop I trust, not the goddamn gulag. Blow me.

That's for all.

You tell your boss, Korkov, that he bones me on the cat.

Make so much money today, my friend.

Have you ever seen a more beautiful piece of ass?

It is sure to the max. My bet is off the lot two days.

It's my birthday present to you, my friend.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Congratulations to me.

Kiss my ass.

Miss Scott needs you in her office.

Enjoy yourself.

I'm an eye guy.

The Filipino deceased.

Cash out his widow by tomorrow at the latest.

Why? It's a staged accident gone bad.

I ID'd the second driver as an accident, dear.

He's a Russian con man.

I'm here. I thought I was the lawyer.

Truck drivers sound liable. We take the hit. Cash her out.

Bring me back a lowball present. I can lose if any of the injured parties do.

Okay, how much?

Um, try 15.

That's a little low.

Hello?

Hey, Sheriff.

Hey, hey.

The battle of the bulges on.

Yeah.

You hit the dick's drop for that bump yet?

And?

You bullshit about the A -State job like I told you to? Yeah, and great benefit,

too. I know he's got a hate -on for the manager.

All right, well, I'll see if I can slip the knife in and get you that raise.

All right, thanks, Walker. You got it.

Yeah, I figure I'm gonna need it.

Who's been bringing home all these condo ads?

Whoa.

She got the hook on.

Double mana, man. You got it, babe.

Jimmy!

How are you?

Not so good since I saw this crap.

I'm supposed to be looking at a fender bender. Yes? Yes, so what the hell is

this? What went bouncing down the side? Ba -da -boom, ba -da -boom, ba -da

-boom.

And this, what is this?

What is that, a magic bullet?

JFK got shot by same man from three different angle.

You're a sick fuck, you know that?

How much does your client pay? What, $5 ,000 for insurance?

Yeah, well, I'm looking at $20 ,000 in repairs here.

Well, knock off a little. I'll eat it.

What is this?

It's my girlfriend's. I got to take her to the vet.

Oh!

You keep her in this misery?

What a beauty.

A girl like this should be pampered.

What is your name, girly girl?

That's frou -frou.

What frou?

Vronsky's horse.

Don't you read?

You're not getting the work order until our enhanced damage guy looks at the

beam.

The truck.

Your client's big wheeler. The one from the tragic accident.

I want to finish fixing it, but you have not approved my quote.

Stop pumping my dog.

All right, get in there.

I faxed you a call in the tombs. Did you close it yet? Jesus, I just got here.

It's rapid response.

How you doing, Raleigh?

Burn, man?

Yo, what the hell you doing here?

98 Cavalier.

You insurance?

I don't believe this shit.

They couldn't roll drunks forever, right? Yeah, come in, man.

You got a kid?

Yeah. Yo, CJ, say what's up to my boy.

CJ! Oh, don't worry, it's okay.

Yo, you want a beer or something?

It's 5 o 'clock somewhere.

All right, the bad news is Darson's an automatic investigation.

Oh, shit.

Cops just told me they thought it was some kids being punks, you know?

Since when you got cops coming to the tombs? I don't remember anything.

All right, let's see what they say.

Like the A -team up ahead, Jay.

Oh, shit.

Hey, you know who I saw the other day?

Arrow.

Little bitch who banged a group home worker, man. Big ass.

Yeah, he's still alive. Yeah, he's still alive.

Walking like a cripple, but he's still alive, you know?

He got his kicks in. Yeah.

So how does the police shit look?

It's okay.

All two minutes, they talking.

You living with someone?

Bounced. I got the kid.

You? No, no kids.

You got a girl, though.

Portuguesa. Crazy?

Yes. Messing her, you know you got to mess with the whole tribe.

All right.

Here's a record.

It's not exactly by the book, but I can give you $1 ,500 now plus a toy.

Right like that?

Appreciate it, man.

You got it. Okay.

Yo, brother!

Yo. Look at your ass.

All right, Jake. Touch base.

Did Fru -Fru look scared at the vet?

Yeah, terrified.

She was good.

She'll be fine.

How do you stay awake reading this crap?

What is it?

Psychology, social work, and child welfare.

It's gonna be my job.

I got a work -study placement today. Hey.

Three months without promise, kid.

The hell is an I promise, kid?

Um, at risk.

Where?

Talbot Public Housing.

I don't know. The Tombs is a real shithole.

I had to go there today on a call.

Turns out the client was a guy I knew from a group home.

Was that weird for you?

A little.

He's a good guy, though.

He's got a kid now.

You know what?

Same old, same old.

It wasn't a lot of money. It's probably a bullshit claim.

I got to help him out.

I don't get to do that a lot in my job.

My boyfriend, the insurance stud.

Ooh. Stud.

So strong.

You still think I'm a stud?

Study.

You got a sign up there in Canada giving money away, Dick?

No, no, no, no. We haven't tried that one yet, Lionel.

But I would like to reiterate that we are facing some unique challenges up

Like what?

No mobile theft?

Dick's talking medical fraud, Lionel. Did you read my email yet?

We get an email from them.

Coalition building needed to amend no -fault insurance law.

Yes, sir, that would be it. We know that the worst of the East European and

Russian common who were pushed out of New York by the Boris bus and moved up

here, the D .C. and Niagara region. Boris?

Who the hell is Boris?

Boris.

Big organized Russian insurance scam.

The phony rehab centers can bill us up to 100 grand per phony accident victim

all under auto coverage, and there's not a goddamn thing we can do about it

unless...

This is important, Lionel, unless we can get all the insurance providers to

lobby together.

Uh -huh. What's our fraud squad's response?

All I can do is document it. The local cops don't give a shit.

Trying to interest the FBI and the RCMP in a European angle, but... You mean the

Mounties?

They're going to bring their horses.

We're also seeing close cooperation with the Slavic gangs and other ethnic

groups, the Asians, the East Indians, the Somalis, what have you.

It's unheard of in New York, but next big thing here.

Some kind of local multiculturalism.

Well, sounds like a circle jerk to me, Walker. Dick, I'm on my way to the

airport. Have Walker send me his SI documentation.

I'll be so weak to our branches.

You can give me a heads up on those third quarter numbers then.

Take care.

Okay, thanks, Lionel. Bye -bye.

Walker, all we can do is try.

I miss you.

Uh, Walker, can you get him some kind of overview of our medical fraud

bloodletting? And is it okay if I pull, uh, Jimmy Burns off the street to help

out? That's right. What do you know about your buddy boy? Uh, Great Benefit

uh, A -State? I wouldn't be surprised if they're interested.

He knows those streets. He knows the hustle.

I'd bring him in for fraud investigation if you'd let me. Yeah, well, he wants a

12 -month bump.

Well, no shit. He's good. He deserves it.

Yeah, well, Clint says deserving's got nothing to do with it.

Uh, listen, uh...

I'd like to say grace at the company barbecue on Thursday. You don't think

anybody's going to take offense to that, do you?

How are you, Anatoly?

Thank you.

I'm very good.

Tell me.

Can you feel that?

I mean, your brain is not dead.

The stage accident is not a real one, my friend.

Well, this fuck -up was my fault. You know, blame is not the game I play.

But many people have invested in Corky Medical, and I say so. People who expect

a return.

Ours is a volume business, one that needs many, many of your lovely brown

yellow accidents.

Okay, okay. I'll be on the job today.

Good soldier.

We'd like to compensate you for your husband's death, Mrs.

Garcia.

Not that any amount of money could ever really do that.

But we have a responsibility to look out for our client's best interests as

well.

Do you understand?

Does she understand?

Document it.

releases our client from any liability in the matter of your husband's death.

And on signing it, I'm authorized to issue you the sum of $15 ,000.

Uh, sorry.

I meant to turn it off. Thank you.

Yeah,

uh, Bernd here. Mr. Bernd, it's Dr. Lipte calling about your pet fruit.

and now is not a good time.

Uh, she has a blockage, and I'd like to... Oh, Jesus.

Close it.

Close it.

Let me talk to my girlfriend and I'll call you back.

She asked if you can pay more.

I wish I could, Mrs. Garcia.

But what I can do is give you the check right now.

Honestly, you might do better going with a lawyer, but...

You might not, too.

And it would be at least two years before you'd see any money at all.

This is $15 ,000 going into the bank right now.

on in just for a second just for a second come on we're just gonna get

for a minute come on guys it's not that cold outside come on come on here we go

just uh let's everybody bow our heads and hold hands hold hands here we go

lord it's good for us to break bread together reminds us that we're part of a

family and that's what truly matters amen

So, uh, Jesus saves, Jimmy scores?

Nobody scores with the Iron Lady. Well, my husband did at least once.

Yeah, how does that work?

Guy just decides one day to switch hitter. Speaking. Technically, yes.

Hey, grubs up!

Hey, all right. Huh?

Are you enjoying yourself, counselor?

No.

I could use a little smoke.

You?

No, I'm trying to quit.

Are you serious?

The line from an old movie I like.

It's good. Yeah.

Client of my ex gets it.

Joint custody of his dealer.

God, I hate this.

So go home, Counselor.

Good job, Sidney.

Good job, huh?

Here we sit, you know, two reasonably intelligent individuals working for a

-again moron.

And in -house insurance lawyers back to the office you can go.

I don't know.

I've worked a lot worse.

Then I'm not the lawyer.

Because I just think it's good for team building.

You know, you get everybody together.

Hey, Walker, I'm going to take off. Lou just called. She's feeling kind of sick,

so... Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, thanks a lot.

Yeah, all right. Good night.

Okay.

Oh, uh, this, um, arson call, are you closed?

Oh, at the tombs?

Yeah, because arson's an automatic investigation. You know that, right?

Yeah, I... I figured it was still a little rent. I didn't want to waste

time. Well, it's not your call.

Right? This guy was double -dipping.

He was claiming the car under an RBC policy, and he was burning us, too.

Plus, he was known for staging accidents, and you would have realized

if you would have talked to SI before writing the check.

It was a lousy $1 ,500.

Good night.

Lousy 1 ,500 bucks.

Ask your cop pal if he's clean.

At Protected, we're serious

about rapid response.

We're protected, so you're protected.

Hey,

it's Jimmy, you shit.

You're paying that money back.

You're painting it back or I'm coming over there and I'm taking it out of your

ass.

How many of Gorky's investors are coming tonight?

How many, Pavel, I'm sure.

This is not just boring.

Don't worry, Pyle. I'm back on the job.

Listen, this is a Blu -ray DVD.

It's a movie about this long -haired Scottish warrior like so much. Happy

birthday to you.

I swear this clown's got half the insurance adjusters in town on the take.

Hey, question for you, Sheriff.

What is an aromatherapist?

That's an orifice sniffer.

And these are what I call your rehab crack houses.

Only have a lot more profitable.

They can bill us 50, 100 grand per accident victim.

This one here, Corky's.

Three weeks ago, that was a titty bar. You want to guess that to the name?

I'm out on a limb here, but Corky's.

The assholes change one letter and suddenly they're in the no -fault biz.

Good stuff, good stuff, good stuff.

I'm gonna put him in the report for Denver.

All right, thanks.

Yeah, it was fun.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, uh, Walker.

Thanks to my, I'm seriously pissed.

No, you'll be all right.

I gotta clear something up.

The guy in the tombs.

I knew him.

I hadn't seen him in a few years and, uh...

Maybe I'll let his claim slide a bit.

I figured as much.

Don't sweat it there, deputy.

Why don't you go home and whack off to your condo ads?

Mr. Burns, David Cotton.

So far, so good. That's what you're saying? So far.

I have to caution you. It could be a long process and be cold.

Yeah, but I got bills to pay. Yeah, and I'll know better in a couple weeks.

Hey, man, how you doing? Oh, great.

How's my truck?

Yeah, it's coming along. It's in process.

Process, hmm?

Your favorite word.

Let me know.

He's dead.

What do you mean? The widow signed off.

Yeah, well, his driving record's a plaintiff lawyer's wet dream.

I'm screwed if any of the injured parties do, or I screw him to get

off.

No, you'll not get out of the park.

Hey, do you mind if I start the work order on his rig?

Yeah, okay.

Hey, uh, I, uh... Sorry if I weirded you out last night. I guess I was just

feeling a little... low.

Match me, Sidney.

This is how

you

say hello to me?

Fuck you and fuck your mother.

Not you.

They're gone.

What do you think you are to come here and fuck me in my house?

What is this? You want to go? Let's go.

Faggot leprechaun.

You little father up.

What did you call me?

You heard me.

Father up.

You make this shit up.

Faggot leprechaun.

Wait,

I have an idea.

What?

You come work for me, Jimmy.

A bit of insurance for change.

$13 ,500.

And a Beamer's Ready money.

Okay. Okay. Wait.

First, you come and party with me. We forget harsh words.

You want me to come sing happy birthday to you at Niagara Falls?

I'll give you a little lap dance.

Yes.

People who do business together should get to know one another under a gentle

situation.

Put the tires back on.

Look out. Put them back on.

Oh, hey, Dick.

Lionel's office just sent me a text, and he's in New York, and he wants us on a

call at 4.

Oh, Roger.

Hey, why didn't they call me to arrange the call?

It's a worthy question, Dick.

Hey, Dave.

Hey, Walker.

You have a chance to look into that thing I asked you?

Yeah, and it's not even a red flag on credit.

I think the whole arson thing was just a screw -up. Hey, what's this?

Need to know business.

Looking to cost your pal's bumper.

Yeah, boss.

The hard -working Jimmy Byrne.

Come to scoop you up for a beer, my friend. Ah, shit, I can't. Yeah, Luke's

a family coming over for dinner.

Ah, she who must be obeyed. What's this one?

Ah, the usual.

Hey, get me off the road and then the fraud squad will blow you.

You know, this thing at the tombs might be more trouble than I thought.

Dick has got a bullet up his ass about it. You're not going to get your bump.

It's nothing.

You know, it is what it is.

You know, we were bullshitting about A -State, great benefit.

Maybe you ought to look into that a little more.

Are you pushing me out?

No, I'm just trying to help you out with some options. Be free with me, Walker

Christ.

That shit is sealed.

Don't go lawyer on me now, okay? I'm trying to help you. Help me the fuck

Dickie can get this shit as easy as me. That was ten years ago.

You lied on your application.

You got an indictable offense conviction here. No, no, no. Nothing adult. Not

one. Oh, grow up, Jimmy. For Christ's sake, I'm trying to help you here.

Hey, stay!

Stay! Piss off. I'll get your damn money back.

Keisha, I thought you said you weren't coming till... Hi, Ron.

What's up, man?

You got a minute?

You're the funny shit.

You crazy, man.

Coming here being on my crew? Yeah, I'm crazy.

I'm an insurance adjuster. Stay the fuck put.

I said stay down.

I can't.

I got a job.

Boy, you want to die.

Oh, Marcus, man.

It's my boy's cause. It's a misunderstanding.

Not a job.

Fuck a job. I got business.

Business.

98 Cavalier.

I needed the money, man.

We all do, you fuck.

Oh, where's Jimmy?

I want to show him a house I saw.

Huh? Why?

Do you seriously need to drink that much? Um, I'm not the one rescuing...

that's Jimmy, tell him I'm not getting drunk until he gets here.

Hey,

where are you? We're about to eat.

What?

I lost it.

I lost it all.

Hey, you're talking crazy. Just come home and we'll sort it out.

No, I said I can't.

What the hell?

So we don't eat?

Let's eat. He's working late.

Let's eat.

We'll save him some.

Daddy, the motor is clear.

The banana fan is your foot and lip.

It doesn't gain to fly.

I really love the white weapons.

Yeah, I really love the white weapons.

Money shop there is brand new. I knew these weapons here. I knew them now.

There are so many good people here for you.

Even Dimitri Michalov from Brooklyn.

Be happy.

I have a surprise for you. Go ahead.

Jim!

Jim, you make my heart sing.

Happy birthday.

Thank you for coming.

It's time for your surprise.

Help yourself, Jimmy.

Whatever you want, girls, booze, take it.

Oh, God.

Jimmy.

What a surprise to see you here, too.

Jimmy, Jimmy, what happened here?

Let me see here.

Smart boy.

Check it out.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

It was my surprise for him.

And now my surprise for you.

Hey, do you have a Batmobile?

You don't want to get stopped by the cops.

You know what?

I may never leave this hellhole.

You like this guy?

a good time, Jimmy.

There are pretty girls here, no?

You should be happier, Jimmy.

You're living in the land of the free, where a man can be whatever he dreams.

You don't even know what country you're in.

I know exactly where I am.

What is it, Jim?

Feeling sorry for yourself?

Is it your girl?

Your job?

Someone poked you in your ass when you were a little boy?

You don't know fuck all about me.

Always you want to fight.

You don't know what you want.

I want you to fuck away from me.

You coming, Ben?

for coming here so late, Mrs. Garcia.

I made a mistake today.

The check was supposed to be for $50 ,000.

Put that in the bank right away.

What do you mean?

Hello.

Mom.