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Previously on The Real Housewives of Miami.

I have my two little sons, two brothers.

One is three, one is a year and a half.

How are you feeling? Confused. Hello.

Hello. Goodbye. I don't want you to feel like you're in a caretaking role.

and not see me for what you used to see me as. My sisters, they haven't touched

base with us in like two years. And I said, I miss you guys. Like what's going

on? Tell me. And then dead silent.

I love him anyway.

From my part at least, I would like us to move forward. If somebody will ask

how did it go?

It's between you and I.

I thought it would be great to have like a greeting party. And I have like

somebody that's going to be like talking to us. He's been helping me a lot.

And I'd like to share them with you girls. I'm going to speak to the girls

what it is to have narcissistic traits.

Are you ready for that?

How's everybody doing today?

Waiting for you, goddess.

Lisa, do you think your time's more important than all of ours?

Do you think of how rude it is to make everybody wait?

I think you're f***ing rude.

Bless you, star friend.

goddesses have arrived let's do this

oh my god welcome welcome

beautiful goddesses thank you for joining

us this is my friend danielle he's originally from melbourne australia and

An author. I got to know him, and he's helped me along in my own personal

journey, and I hope that today you girls can also learn from him.

I mean, that got hot.

If I wasn't with Francie, I'm sure we'd be going for Australian tonight.

We have a lot of fun activities planned for you girls. Ooh, game. Love that.

They're mental exercises, and I know you're all really good at that.

You're going to find me down under.

Okay. All right, let's go. So anyways, walk this way.

This is so beautiful. Wow.

I want to get married here.

I don't know who the guy is, but I like the venue.

So as you enter this area, you will see mirrors where you can take a look and

it's about self -reflection. Nobody gets angrier than a narcissist being accused

of something they did.

You just made us wait two hours waiting on you. It's like a grand Lisa entrance.

It's very rude. You're being very rude right now. Oh, you want me to say thank

you for showing up? The point of this is for everybody to read the quotes and

see if it can resonate with them.

That's very cool.

Let's go to the bar.

Let's go read.

We have lots to read, guys.

Never try to defend yourself against a narcissist. They already know you're

right. Is the whole theme narcissism? Yeah. This is the whole thing how Todd

treated Alexia. But I don't even want to talk about Todd so much. We're not here

because of Todd.

Alexia, you've been saying how Todd is narcissistic.

You don't think you guys need help?

Like professional help. And you? Oh, no, you're Mr. Perfect. I'm not part of

this. Oh, you're an attorney, too. I am. He doesn't plaster billboards across

and fix leaky pipes. Okay. He certainly doesn't eat your Godiva chocolate.

That night at the house when you had that party, I know I stressed you out by

hiding out downstairs in the gym. It was tough for me. But thank you for

supporting me. I appreciate that and understand it.

How is this party not for Todd?

Good people get tired of being good to ungrateful people.

I think it's funny that all the girls think it's all about Todd.

But they don't know that the joke's on them, too, because I feel that we're all

narcissists. Can we all agree everyone out here is a narcissist?

I'm not.

I'm confident. I think self -confidence is the better trait. The problem with

being empathetic is that you feel sorry for the people that hurt you. That's

actually, that's a good one. The fact that this is a narcissist -themed party

says a lot, obviously, because I think that we have a lot amongst us.

I look crazy right now.

When we look deeper, we find that sometimes we aren't really angry at

more angry at ourselves for allowing them to treat us that way. I think I'm a

narcissist. A little bit. A lot of business people have narcissism.

It's really not that bad.

Do we have to have a party for it?

What are we celebrating?

That's beautiful.

Tell me when you're ready.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

We're such narcissists. Here we are, the narcissists. Stop talking. I'm not

getting good pictures.

Lisa being Lisa, she's like oblivious. She's making it a whole full -blown

shoot. It's all about me.

I think I got a lot of good ones.

Lisa, you should be reading the notes on the mirror. I think some of these notes

are replying to you, my friend. Oh, I'm just swinging away.

This is totally for me. What?

You don't always have to tell your side of the story. Time will. That actually

suits you too.

It does. Yeah, me too. For different reasons, but yeah.

No, seriously.

What's the reason?

I'm not going to tell you right now. Why?

But you like to tell me a lot on the bus.

Lisa, Lisa.

I love you.

I'm sorry. I apologize.

And I have no problem apologizing again. Okay, thank you. I'm sorry. That was a

nice apology.

That was a nice one. That's all I wanted. I'm definitely not going to be

with Stephanie again because I don't want to hear that again.

There's no way she's going to do it again, right? She learned her lesson,

Lars. Where are you with Lisa? I've tried to talk to her, communicate with

So it's like at this point, we're obviously going to have to have a

conversation. Like dirty night. We took time and we had dinner and we talked

like two people. I would have liked that dinner way before that.

Absolutely.

But it didn't happen that way and that's okay.

That was her process. That was her process. You know what I mean? Because

was her beef chat with me and I had to accept whatever was coming my way.

There was feelings, you know, but it was your way of handling it.

That's it. You know, just keeps talking and talking about it. I thought we moved

forward or at least try to agree to move forward. But apparently not. Are you

girls ready to play some Greek game?

Let's go. Yeah.

Let's go.

Oh, my. Oh, wow.

This is so pretty, Alexia.

Well, who's sitting in the throne?

How do you want us to sit, Alexia? I don't need to name names of all the

narcissistic people in this group, but they'll be fine.

Like, we are supposed to be on the same level. Well, if you feel like you have

to be above, then it's not narcissistic.

All right, ladies, we're going to get into exercise two. This exercise

how others might see us. Okay.

You're going to get a red flag. I'm going to read out a statement. Put it in

vase that you think the person has that trait the most.

Oh, okay. I like this.

By the way, you thought I played dirty games. This is extra dirty.

This game in itself is a red flag.

All right, ladies, we ready?

Constantly talking about themselves.

Oh, that's easy.

Okay, Marisol, you go because that was easy for you. You go.

Sorry, monkey.

Sorry.

All right. I have to agree.

Lisa. It's just a fox.

Lisa.

I'm going to put myself.

Myself. I think Lisa, yeah.

Lisa.

Lisa.

Monkey by a landslide.

So, ladies, Lisa had an overwhelming number of picks.

Monkey for the win!

Monkey for the win! So I want to know how you feel about that, Lisa. Maybe I

tell my problems to the wrong people.

This was supposed to be a goddess party.

I expected fun.

I expected...

Be treated like a goddess. This isn't a goddess party.

It's a witch hunt.

And I am not a witch.

You're annoying people talking about yourself.

You feel like your problems are the biggest ones in the room.

Well, I also feel that you blame me for not knowing your problems, but you also

don't tell me your problems.

Sometimes we feel that we're not heard, but we're not talking.

I know, but the problem is when you call and the person doesn't answer the

phone, you're not going to be heard.

I also think you should tell the truth and stop saying lies.

You're the lightest doctor, Tess? I have, like, receipts, though. Baby girl,

am the receipt.

Is that your Halloween costume for this year? Try getting a dress in your size.

The whole world knows not to mess with Larsa because she's going to come for

you. I didn't hear that. Can you repeat that?

It is so stupid.

But we're mature.

There's a reason she calls herself the Larsoness. The next one, quick to take

offense. All right, let's go.

Lisa is quick to take offense.

Larsa is quick to take offense.

Bro. Martha.

Sorry, Marty.

Are you picking me? I don't know. I don't care.

Maybe I like you.

Oh, Kiki.

Lisa.

Yeah, you pick Issa? Yeah. I pick Issa too. Oh, she's very offended with me.

That one was quick to take offense and Lisa got the most with three.

I win again.

This is like a whack game with some whack people.

Everybody, by the way, has narcissistic traits.

For God's sake, Larissa has a Larissa light.

And I guarantee you her phone is filled with 99 % selfies.

More of just her.

Her.

Oh, there's one with the family, but that's an ad.

The next one is lack of accountability.

Oh, okay.

It's going to get ugly.

Larissa?

Uh -huh?

Guess who is Larissa speaking now?

Of course.

Wow, Petty Pippy in the house.

Well, that's how I feel.

I'm going muddy again.

She keeps picking me.

You want to move forward?

Okay, just understand that this is an exercise for everybody to grow and

It's not about attacking each other.

Can I please ask you a question? Like if somebody tells you something very

painful and hurtful that hurts you deep in the heart, what is your

recommendation how to move forward and how to move?

And did they apologize?

Partially, yes.

Well, I don't think partially is good enough. So who are you talking about in

that situation?

I was talking about my friend Gertie, who hurt me very, very much when

calls you a horrible name and it's going to stick in your head, but you want to

move past it. How do you forget it?

One of them is time, because I believe time is the only thing that heals. Yeah.

And a willingness to want to rekindle a relationship that you once had with

Gertie. Yes. So this is after that I've been physically assaulted.

And there's too much context to discuss this. Okay. And there is a lot of

context. But I will say that if you have a willingness to reconnect with her.

Absolutely.

I have to forgive the physical assault too.

Yeah. What is this going to solve? By bringing this up to the group, she is

breaking the past. I see you for who you are.

Stupid meme. All right, so the last one is playing the victim.

I'm sorry, sorry.

Lisa. Oh, boy.

Well, you guys aren't moving forward tonight, that's for sure.

You keep saying that, but you were talking about a photo from four months

that I wasn't involved with. Guys, guys, this is not about it.

Excuse me, I'm going to talk right now.

Okay, can you take control, Daniel, please?

Ladies, ladies.

You are mad about a photo my boyfriend took with your ex four months ago. I am

not mad at that. We're playing a game.

It's not a game. You are a narcissist, Larsa. You've got to move forward, guys.

You're not apologetic about anything you've done. You think everything's

When I was in Toronto, you texted me after you knew my dad was dying and then

dead. I never text you anything because I'm praying for you. And then you're

talking about not about my dad. About my boyfriend, Lisa.

Your boyfriend shouldn't yell at women.

No, he didn't. You're a liar. I'm not used to a man yelling at me. Lisa,

a liar about him being cheap. He's so cheap. Oh, my God, Larsa.

Larsa's going on and on, and all I'm really thinking about is work.

How many emails am I getting?

What Zooms do I have?

I'm thinking about making money.

I have so much I can say about you, and I don't say it. Go ahead.

You are very lucky. I am not lucky. How do you say it? You told me Marcus

doesn't have it like that. You don't want your tits to be down to your knees

before you guys get married. You told me that. I what?

Why does she talk about the tits to the floor? It's getting dark. It's getting

dark. Tits to the floor. Maybe Lisa should stop worrying about my boobs and

start worrying more about how everyone in this group thinks she's a narcissist.

Lisa.

Lisa.

And Pia, my boobs are sky high, so I don't know what she's talking about.

You know what I told you? I don't need a man. You know what I told you? I'm

independent. You know what I told you? I'm teaching my kids to be independent.

don't know what you're doing. I know what I'm doing. I know what you're

Let's count the flags.

I know what you're doing. You can throw it, but you can't take it, right? Count

the flags. I'm good.

We are better than this.

The overwhelming score for the trade of playing the victim was Lisa with five.

Who picked Lisa?

So did you raise your hand for Lisa? I did. Okay, let's explain. I can relate

Lisa. I'm also going through a very difficult time in my life, but I choose

to play victim. I'm not playing a victim.

I'm not playing a victim.

Okay. I have a few people that are my safe space. You, Adriana.

You? No, I'm sorry. I don't think they're saying it. Oh, my God. Do you

know? I haven't talked about it.

I haven't brought up Lenny, Lenny, Lenny at all, even though I'm still dealing

with it. I wish somebody else had more problems than I had. I'm talking and

you're interrupting me again.

I'm very compassionate and I know what you've been going through, but sometimes

you have like a lack of accountability.

But it's not an attack, Lisa. This is feeling like a gang up again.

Everybody's having a narcissistic moment right now because none of you are

taking into consideration the fact this girl just lost her f***ing father.

So where is the empathy?

I am leaving this bulls*** party.

Oh, let's make Lisa the punching bag all the time.

Bulls***.

this bullshit stupid party.

Oh, let's make Lisa the punching bag all the fucking time.

Bullshit.

Larissa, you really need to make up with her at some point. Babe, I literally

was playing the game. I was not the only one that felt like that. We all felt

the same thing. When we actually tell the truth and tell how we feel, we get

punished for this. How is that fair?

Like, I'm sorry, but Larissa is done.

All of you guys at one point or another.

This is stupid.

I'm like done.

You have a choice to behave the way you have and you have to take control of

your emotions.

I don't know. Did everybody have such a problem with the game?

I'm going to the bathroom. I think it was a beautiful game.

She's in the bathroom.

She's upset.

I think she's extremely upset.

She got all the flags at every game.

Lisa.

Are you there?

Sorry, babe.

That's how people perceive her. And sometimes it's hard, like, when it's

yourself. You know, it feels like we're ganging up on her. It was a lot. It was

rough. But if you guys all said that, maybe when I went home, I would be like,

maybe they're right.

Larsa has no clue.

This is just leave me alone and leave my boyfriend alone. Stop talking about my

family. He doesn't know about it. How does everyone conveniently forget all

things that Larsa did to them?

I heard crazy things about you.

I heard you hooked up with every doctor in the hospital.

Word of God.

Word of God.

Someone called me a week ago and told me you were making out with a man.

Someone that was at your wedding said a few of the girls at your wedding were

doing things at your wedding. What kind of things?

I went to meet with Gertie. She's like, I have breast cancer.

What?

Who the hell do you think you are to talk about my news to tell people?

Who are you?

Larsa can totally bash you one by one like, but I'm being called a narcissist

because.

I talk about myself too much. I thought we were here to talk about our problem

as friends.

I just want to thank you all for participating today.

I think the exercises will be positive in the end, and you did a great job.

Thank you. Thank you, and thank you, Alexia. No, thank you.

Focus, focus, TikToker.

I'll be right back.

As I'm having my issues with Julia, all I wanted to have is someone.

To say, you know what, I have empathy, and let me help you make it right with

the other. I need to find a way to rise above it.

Someone's got to rise above it. So I'm going to apply it to other people and

say, hey, guys, I want you guys just to be better. Where are you coming from?

You're coming from a place of peace, right?

Okay, peace. Peace?

Okay, peace. One second, one second.

Okay, Joanna, can you stand up?

Please? Okay.

Just the two of you, and listen to each other.

Listen.

I wasn't trying to get back with you today. I know you and I have to talk.

has been going on since summer.

No, we're not.

I feel like I've been a really good friend to you.

I'm out of here. You've admitted that. You've told everyone I have been a very

good friend to you. Am I wrong?

Am I wrong? Have I not been a good friend to you?

Not lately, no. Okay. Have I not been a very good friend to you? Nope.

Nope. Sorry.

Mediating.

I guess we'll leave the girls here. We can get going. I know it's been a long

day. I really thought when we were making progress at your house, I really

thought, I was like, we're going to be fine.

But you never spoke to me and said...

Whatever your issues are, I'm sorry you're going through this. I've got your

back. It's all I ever wanted you to do. All she wanted you to do is just say,

hey, I've got your back.

I honestly didn't want to come and have a conversation at all with you at his

birthday. But you did, and it hurt her. So say sorry.

The last thing Lisa and I need right now is a referee. You were mad at me

because Marcus took a selfie with Jodi.

Don't let him win.

Who does Gertie think she is, Dr. Phil?

Let's just get together one -on -one. We're not in this environment with a

of people that have opinions and all that stuff.

100%. I just want to have a moment alone with Lisa. I don't need Gertie or

anyone else getting involved in our conversation.

We're going to figure out our issues. We're going to solve our problems,

out our issues, but it's not going to be tonight. Come on. So much love.

So much love.

My work is done here.

You're welcome, ladies.

Clinical features of personality disorders.

Yes, according to the DSM -5, behavior must be pervasive and

inflexible. Are you inflexible, Boski?

Are you inflexible with your pin on my furniture?

She loves this place so much.

Oh, oh, oh. Oh, she's ready. She freaking loves you.

A little warm -up.

Bravo, Tati. Stay active so you can go to sleep in two hours.

Oh.

I love this. How many squats is this equivalent to? So this is equivalent to

,000 squats.

20 ,000 squats.

Yeah. Turn it all the way up. All right.

Ooh.

Can someone pass me a donut?

Not for you, baby boy.

No. Back off.

Move your butt.

Move your butt.

Hi.

Welcome. How are things going?

I'm slightly sleep deprived.

I'm like saying hello to you in a twilight zone. We are not yet official

of Jackson and Lucas.

The state needs to make sure that we are meeting all the needs of the boys. So

this is our main visit.

Yeah. And we'll have one next month. So we're adoptive parents on the way. Yes.

We are only a few weeks away from becoming the official parents. But

like Martina and I, we are already their parents from the day one. So I would

love to know what has been the hardest moment for you bringing the boys home.

I forgot what the diaper situation is. Oh, no.

And it's, like, really funny.

4 in the morning, 4 .30, he's calling me. And then we have this deal with

Martina. It's you tonight. It's you. Or it's me. It's this and this.

She gets up. I think now she wants to bond with them more. She feels, you

she's a second parent. And she loves doing it.

I like that. I just cannot stop smiling because Martina is spoiling the boys so

much. They have this incredibly cute relationship.

Martina is good at everything. Of course she would be a great mom.

I'm a single mom who adopted boys.

Where are you going to have the male role model?

Well, I'm very close with my brother who's 12 years younger than me.

And I FaceTimed with him maybe like... I don't know, three times a week. So they

know my brother. But in the beginning, like maybe 10 days after we had them, we

had some friends coming to the house.

And the voice froze.

And that's one of the reasons why I don't invite people to my house to see

Because I remember that reaction.

They froze.

And it reminded me about changing homes. It's probably when they felt safe.

Somebody came in.

Think about it. They don't know, right?

And they say, you're coming with me. You're changing. Who can, even as an

comprehend what that feels like?

Oh, my God.

I'm thinking of that making me feel sad.

At times, I feel almost hopeless and helpless. Like, I don't know what to do,

how to help them. But I know it's just time, patience, and love.

But I feel now it's the time I can introduce them outside to my friends.

You are so nurturing and you have so much nurture to give.

And these boys need all of that.

Thunder Stephanie, I think. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Thank you so much.

You want a glass of wine? You're getting a margarita? Yeah. Okay, perfect. Three

margaritas and one pinoir.

Perfect.

Bueno, espectacular. Que nos veamos otra vez aquí en Miami.

Y el huracán, Milton.

Bueno, afortunadamente no nos hicieron muchos daños. Papá, cuidado, se me

But it was very scary.

It was very scary.

Anything that has to do with my parents worries me. If they have the migraine, I

worry. If a hurricane's coming, I'm devastated.

Oh, this is nice.

How do you say? Thank you so much.

I installed their nest and ring cameras in their house and haven't told them

that I can see them in their house.

Is that weird? I think that might be criminal.

It's not criminal, right? If it's your parents, what if they fall?

I want to know.

I'm turning 40 this year, and my parents are going to be together.

They are turning 50 years together.

And you guys are the best parents.

I love you. I love you.

When I decided to introduce my parents to Masoud, I planned a dinner. My dad

didn't say a word. He was shocked. He was so close in age to my dad.

And then the second time, they hit it off. And ever since then, they FaceTime

each other during work hours.

And they always, always hang out.

Masoud is a son my parents never had. But that is if my dad had Masoud when he

was one.

She's tough as nail in the office.

She does better job than I do.

But I feel like a lot of what I am as a businesswoman comes from my dad. It

really does.

I was literally raised like a boy.

Learn to ride the bike.

Don't cry.

You can do it. You're not quitting.

Keep going.

And he told me weak people.

will never survive.

I'm not sensitive.

My sisters, they are very, very sensitive.

A lot. A lot.

My sister's tense relationship with my parents had nothing to do with my

with them. However, my fallout with them made their relationship even worse.

They can't talk for two minutes. It's literally like war.

I want to mend the relationship with my sisters because I truly, truly miss

them. The day my sisters signed the employment papers at Choma, it's almost

if they signed our relationship away.

No,

I want to fix it. Okay. But it's very hard. But one day, we will all be a

complete family.

I feel like my pants are wrinkled. Does he look wrinkled? No.

Hey. Hello. Hi. How are you?

I'm Russell. Hello.

Oh,

my goodness.

Nice meeting you.

It's very cozy.

Thank you. Have a seat.

Oh, my gosh. That's mean.

Either one of you have been in couples therapy before?

No, no. This is a first.

A first for everything here.

Talk to me about how y 'all met.

So we were in high school, 10th grade.

Okay. We met. She fell in love with me at that point.

And then, right?

That's it.

Boy, bye.

Okay. So fast forward, you're married. Yes.

Two sons.

Yep. Okay.

And then I got cancer.

It's been over a year and a half since my cancer diagnosis, and now we have to

live with the post -cancer trauma. You have had a major disruption in your

marriage. We went through the cancer together, and Russell was by my side

through the whole thing. But I don't want him to see me as, like, my

because we need to now turn the page and move forward as to being a couple

again. So, Russell, I want to hear your wife, this phenomenal woman.

in a very vulnerable time of her life.

Talk to me about what that was doing to you.

That was hard.

OK.

You know, when I was at my lowest, like, when I was just, like, in the bed,

like, just wanted to... I actually told him I wanted to get... Like, I didn't

want any more chemo. I don't care what happens. Maybe it's my time to go.

Take a moment.

Breathe.

And there was one time that I did that, and he said, you cannot...

You can't do this to me and the kids.

And then he said, I need you.

Then I just fought, completely switched it off and never talked about it again.

You see someone that's so powerful, has so much energy, has so

much life, shut down for a time.

Luckily, we were able to.

get over that, but sometimes she feels self -conscious.

He doesn't play into the emotional side that I need him to play into so that I

don't feel like a patient.

Okay. So, Russell, for you, what do we need to do to turn off that first

responder? Well, I feel like we're getting to

that point where I've turned it off, that aspect.

You know, we're going through these ups and downs, but, you know, you joke about

it. You always say I'm traumatized. I'm not traumatized.

I'm amazed. I'm proud of you.

I'm like, that's my wife.

My God.

Wow. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I never heard you say it like

this at all.

Wow. I would encourage you both, since this is your first time in therapy,

consider individual.

I've always wanted her to go on her own because she has issues in the past, like

traumatic events that pop up all the time.

The way I came to this country, you know, there's a sense of isolation and

abandonment. I'm one of seven kids, and then my father decides to come to Miami

to start with the church career. So I came here at the age of nine.

He took only me and my brother.

All the other siblings got to stay in France.

When I get triggered when somebody, like, excludes me from something in a

way. Let me tell you what happened on the cruise. Julia clearly used me as a

seat filler.

When I brought that up, I said, why didn't you have her sit with you for

And she said, because Sandy had given the seat to somebody else when she

realized Martina wasn't coming. Who would say, no, you can't bring her when

knows me?

I get triggered by...

My new little thing. To be brought to the U .S., not speaking English, dropped

off at some cousin's house and told we'll be right back, we're going to get

other siblings, we'll be back, and not seeing my parents for three months. I

no control, and I think that could maybe be the reason why.

Wow.

That could maybe be the reason why I am the way I am right now. Oh, my God.

It's part of the traumatic experience.

I would highly encourage that you speak to your own therapist.

Welcome. Hi. Hi.

What's going on? How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

I'm okay.

Thank you.

I feel like we all are coordinated, neutral.

Oh, does that mean it's a good sign?

I hope so. There's no reason why Lisa and I should have been fighting for this

long. Like, we were best friends. Can I do Casamigos Represado Soda? I'll do the

same. Same one. I'm hoping that Lisa comes today with an open mind and heart

accepts some responsibility.

So, yeah.

Excuse me, ladies.

Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you.

Thank you, ladies.

I wasn't actually looking forward to this. So we're not?

No. With Larissa, I need to figure out where her mind is at.

Either resolve our issues or just be done with her. How long can it be before

we, like, sit down? Like, honestly.

There's a lot. There's a lot.

You know, we've been having these crazy issues since summer.

I've never been thrown out of anyone's house. The whole world knows what you

are. Get out.

Loser. Get out.

And I've never been swore at like that in my life.

Jodi and I left a real party for your fake breakup. You're a fake bitch to say

that. Things kind of like snowballed after that. I was really hurt when I

Milan, just so you know. The last night of Milan, Jodi gets so crazy.

She doesn't want us to talk anymore, yelling over us.

You got heated because of Marcus. It's a touchy subject.

No, he said to me, you're the one that had the paparazzi take the photo of him

in the south of France. And I said, me?

What am I, the CIA?

And that's what started it all. Well, the paparazzi guy told us that.

Okay, well, you're foolish.

Why are you saying I'm foolish? Okay, that's not what happened. Your boyfriend

lied. I don't want to, like, escalate. I'm trying to de -escalate. Okay, I'm

just a better friend.

You hear yourself. Yeah, you're running low on friends. I'm the only friend that

literally would take time to meet you for lunch. You change friends like I

change underwear.

You need to learn how to be a better friend. You be a better friend. I'm not

only one because you saw when you got all the red flags. Oh, right.

Constantly talking about themselves.

Sorry, monkey.

I think Lisa, yeah.

Lisa.

Quick to take offense.

Lisa is quick to take offense.

Lisa.

Lisa. Playing the victim.

Lisa. Lisa.

Lisa. Oh, boy. Do I regret putting all those flags in Lisa's face?

No. Do I regret making her feel bad?

Yes, I do. That was a complete dog pile.

You're a narcissist.

I'm a narcissist. You're a narcissist.

Okay, everyone is against you. All the girls in our group. This is the truth.

Why do you have a hard time dealing with the truth?

You have a hard time dealing with the truth.

Okay.

We're not getting anywhere with this.

Okay.

Everyone is against you. All the girls in our group. This is the truth. Why do

you have a hard time dealing with the truth?

Okay.

We're not getting anywhere with this.

I know,

but it's really gross that she's saying that no one is my friend and everyone

thinks I'm terrible. I know. I

don't want to believe that.

So terrible.

Any African -American or Hispanic that votes for Kamala, you got to have your

headaches. I remember saying this. She's so unaligned. She's always reflecting,

always reflecting and thinking about, like, something else when it's about me

and her.

Sorry.

You know how it appears when I have everybody piling up? I just left my dad.

I mean, it's just so mean and hurtful to think, like, this group of girls, like,

what Lauren's saying is true, that no one likes me. Like, it's so mean.

And she's calling me a narcissist. It's messed up. Hi, Mom. Hi.

I'm sorry. I'm really loud.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, yeah, sure, sure. Thank you so much. I'm sorry about that.

Sorry. Yeah.

But I just want you to go out there and tell her, we're not talking about any of

the girls right now. This is between you and I. Okay, please take a hold of

yourself and go out there and do it. I am to the point, I'm like, I'm like to

like my last chair.

These girls gonna like fix it.

So it's like, I'm just like tired of it. I don't, I don't know. I don't even

know what to say. Like I'm really hurt.

And I think maybe you wanted that.

How am I trying to hurt you by telling you to be a better friend? What have I

done to you besides be there for you, stay up with you all night whenever we

travel? You can call me at any time. I always answer.

From all the stories, I was looking for you to be a better friend to me. That's

all. That's where this all stemmed from. I love you. I'm sorry I came to Jodi's

party and called you a bitch.

I'm sorry. Sorry you lost your dad and felt like I wasn't there for you the way

maybe you feel like I should have been. Can you accept some responsibility in

some of this, too?

Yeah, in hindsight, if I would have known all of the stuff that was

and I would have known your true emotions and your feelings, we wouldn't

today. So I'm sorry for that, that I didn't know, but I really just didn't

I didn't know.

And I wish that I could, like, sometimes pull it out of you, like, to get your

feelings, to get how you feel. But you have this tough exterior, and it's hard

to, like, get in there, you know? It's hard to, like... No, I get it.

I think we both have to do a better job of, like, communicating and, like,

picking up the phone and not having things go on as long as this situation

lasted. It's gone on forever. I hate it. I don't like having conflicts.

You should always be able to call your friends and know that your friends have

your back.

I'll always have your back.

I know deep down we have love for each other.

Larissa is really there for me, and she would always take my phone calls and

listen to me. And, like, going out and just we have mutual friends.

I would give anything to go back to that. I don't want to be fighting with

I literally looked at our Instagram, our photos, and I was like, some of my best

pictures are with you.

So I was like, we've had so many fun times and fun memories.

I love you, and if we have problems, Lisa, we can't let it go this long.

I do miss hanging out with Lisa. We used to laugh about the silliest things

together. You know, I don't want to be in the same room with Lisa where I'm

feeling something in the pit of my stomach instead of being super excited

her like I used to be.

Can we be best friends again?

I don't know. We need, like, a couple therapies.

You know?

I think we should do that.

Okay, well, I don't want to fight with you. I love you. I know, like, you go

through things. I'm going through things. I don't want to fight with you.

I love you.

Next time on The Real Housewives of Maine. Hold on, this necklace?

I can smell money, and that's money.

I smell it, too. My husband smells delicious.

I'd like to shed some clarity on the situation that has cast a cloud on my

character. Oh, my God.

What?

Oh, my God.

Maybe this is your norm because you're married to a crazy guy. Please, my

husband, out of it. You need to shut the up.