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Wow, it is already on.

so good

Good job.

Take it home.

No need to thank us, sir, as we will not appreciate it. We have no consciousness

whatsoever.

Merely a automaton is here to serve.

Mid -twelve.

She's new.

He looked at me. I put your parents' message on to soothe you.

Thank you.

He finds it soothing.

The message was damaged in transit from Krypton to Earth.

But what is there?

We love you more than heaven, our son.

We love you more than man, too.

Our beloved home will still be gone forever.

But hope, my life is our heart, and that hope is you, Kal -El.

We have searched the universe for a home where you can do the most good, and

live out Krypton's truth.

That place is Earth.

And the rest of the message is lost.

14 fraction dollars.

Damage to bladder, hippie, large intestine, lung.

Our course is a mess.

No dose of yellow sun will have to pump an adamant note.

No can do, Four. I've got to get back to the fray.

But these Hammond fellows got to beat you at full power.

Third.

What is this?

Crypto!

What the hey, dude? I thought... You've destroyed the whole thing.

Superman robot. I thought I told you to keep an eye on him. We feed the canine,

but he is unruly.

And he realizes we are not flesh and blood and couldn't in our heart care

whether he lives or dies.

The alien is on its way back.

Your superman has abandoned you. The people of Moravia will not ignore him

inserting himself into our hair.

30 more minutes 38 G

We have the engineer.

The target has led us to the ice castle.

The rumors are true. I don't know how it's held.

Two to one.

Like the entire structure has ascended into the ice.

We have what we need. Return to base.

I can't really do it less.

Your pride won't be making our choices today, Angela. Thank you. We'll need

than you when we enter.

Thumbs one to two.

Done what we need to do.

Wrap it up.

The United States will continue to build...

Maybe should have done that thing in Jar Hand for Superman.

You're late again, Kent. Sorry, Perry.

Hey, loser.

Hey, dude.

Hey, what do you got against an adverb, Kent?

How are we supposed to know how we feel when we read this malarkey? In sports

writing, you learn the sentence is to modify.

Hey, that's mom's barbecue opening at Roadkill lately.

What's that car?

Sorry, mom.

Sorry.

Thanks,

Kat. Did you read this crutch?

I thought it was a great car.

Great?

Why do we not want to tease you? But, um,

only this side can crash.

that you clark it's been a minute tell him don't be a stranger don't be a

stranger i uh yeah i heard him okay i gotta go i gotta run okay buddy so this

guy just flew into midtown and started attacking people demanding for superman

to show up yeah oh that's my article and actually to make it through your

writing clark knowledge is worth many sacrifices that isn't one of them very

funny

22 people in the hospital, over 20 million in property damage. It does make

wonder. Wonder what?

As great as he is, maybe Superman didn't completely dig through the

ramifications of the Bravia thing.

But this guy is even from Bravia.

What do you mean his name is the Hammer of Bravia? Yeah, I doubt his parents

named it that, Jimmy. We have no clue what his actual goal was here. I think

it's pretty obvious the goal was kicking Superman's ass. He didn't completely

kick Superman's ass.

Pretty thoroughly, Carter.

I see Superman did say he thought the hammer might be faking an Arabian

Superman said that. Yeah, I interviewed him right afterwards. Great guy.

You know, it's funny that you keep getting all these interviews with

Clark. I don't think there's anything funny about good journalism, Lois.

What you're looking at, my friend, is the most powerful being on planet Earth.

Ultraman.

You created this man.

Check this out. The engineer.

Former special operator whose blood I infused with microscopic machines called

nano. Which he can form into anything he can imagine.

And of course, you're familiar with my flying armored forces, Raptors.

Altogether, they're a thoughtable force.

be called Planet One.

More than capable of containing any other worldly threat.

So you want the Defense Department to hire the Meta -Humans to take down the

Kryptonians? After Superman acted with violence against our Arabian allies, I

think it would be worth considering. They'd lose the world.

Naive, maybe, but well -intentioned. Well, I don't know the intentions of an

unintended fire hose, General.

I just do what I can, not to be splagged. Mr. Luther.

The disarming Director Crawley.

The country of Baravia has purchased over $80 billion worth of arms from

Corps for the past two years. And? And no one would profit more from a war with

Baravia and John for than you. A cynic might say that having Superman out of

way might not be bad for business.

Well, what's particularly bad for business is dying. And I have a distinct

feeling that's where we're all headed.

with the Kryptonian running wild. So we're going to lock up all metahumans

The other metahumans aren't going off half -cock, interfering in foreign

affairs. They don't have, and I have proof of this, a hidden headquarters in

Antarctica that violates 12 international treaties.

And they aren't alien.

Shouldn't all that be more than enough reason for Planet Watch to at least

the Kryptonian in for questioning?

Admittedly, I'm not comfortable.

For the being from another planet as dangerous as him on the loose.

But the optics?

Superman is popular.

Less so every day, according to chatter online. Not to mention the potential

risk of failing to contain him. I assure you, Secretary, we can contain him.

Yeah, they got the stuff.

What's this kryptonite stuff called?

It's called kryptonite. Well, it killed him, right?

As far as we can ask, and there's none left on the planet. I have a workaround

for that. Well, what it doesn't matter, Lex.

Because without solid proof of malicious intent, it's just not worth the risk.

what are we doing here three months ago we had our first date and so to

celebrate i am making you your favorite breakfast for dinner that's your

favorite you love breakfast yeah for breakfast do you love it for dinner

It's very funny today.

What? Hilarious. A little back and forth we had going.

You're giving me guff for my article.

Jimmy was eating it up.

I wasn't asking, Clark.

If you keep interviewing yourself, eventually people are going to figure it

What?

And ethically, these interviews are hugely problematic.

I mean, you literally know the questions, didn't you?

Okay, so why'd you interview me?

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like that. Come on, Lois. I'm media savvy. I can

handle any question that comes my way.

Are you being serious right now?

Yeah.

You let me interview you as Superman.

Sure.

I don't know.

Ready?

Let's do it, Cronkite.

Miss Lane.

Recently, you've come under a lot of fire. A lot of fire.

It's a lot.

Today, the Secretary of Defense said he was going to look into your actions in

Arabia.

That's funny?

It's not funny. It's just my accents.

I stopped a war.

Maybe. Not maybe. I did.

Okay. How?

Well, Arabia invaded Jarhanpur, and I showed up and told them that wasn't

And? And smashed them. and things and planes and some other stuff.

There were no casualties and no significant injuries.

Did you interact at all with the president of Bravia, Vasile Gurko?

A very small amount.

What's a very small amount?

I don't know.

This is all in the record. Yeah, but that conversation was between the two of

us. Yeah, and I would ask that question whether or not I knew the answer to it.

Really?

the war, I went to see Gurkost. Where?

In the capital of Luchbek at the Royal Palace. And? And I took a private

audience with Gurkost.

How? I blew him out to the desert and I... And I played it until he ended the

game.

Packed it.

So, Torque? No, not Torque. It's spikes for like, not even that big.

What did you say?

I told him that if he ever messes with Jarhan Bergen, he'll have to personally

answer to me. What did you mean by that?

That if such events occurred, we would have a more serious discussion, that's

all. More serious than tearing up his back on a captain? Kirkos was going to

kill people. You seem to keep forgetting that. In effect, you illegally enter

the country, inserting yourself in the middle of an incredible sheet of

geopolitical... No, no, no. Hold on a second.

...siding with a nation, Jarhanfor, which historically has not been a

friendly... Jarhanfor has changed.

That's technically our ally and then threatens to murder their head first of

whether or not your hands were is an imperfect country Does not give another

nation the right to the Arabian government means they're freeing the jar

historian from a tyrannical regime You know, that's very silly. I do the

government of all people is saying this come on. This is on the record No, no

now now you're being

dishonest Because who knows as well

as I do that the Barabian government is not well -intended. That's almost

certainly the case, but do I know that?

No, I don't.

Can we go home?

Yeah, fine.

Do you think this is going well?

This is going well?

Um, I think I'm doing a good job.

Superman, did you consult with the president before entering Barabian

No.

I

wasn't

representing anybody except me and myself and good, I don't know, doing

that really how you feel?

I question it.

Yeah, I would question myself in the same situation and hold off a beat and

consider the consequences. People were going to die!

Okay,

I'd like to change the subject.

If I could.

Okay. You've gotten a lot of heat on social media lately.

I don't read that stuff.

Superman doesn't have time for selfies.

Third person.

You're referring to yourself in third person now? No, it's just a thing I came

up with that I thought I'd try to work into the next interview.

It's on record.

Okay, well, not the part where I said that. Yes, that part. No, that part was

aside. That was off the record. You have to say off the record beforehand, not

after. Why are you being like this? It's fine. I won't write that you spend your

spare time trying to think up soundbites, which are terrible, by the

Social media. Yes.

As you may know, or...

Maybe you don't. You claim not to read any of that stuff. Very seldom.

Maybe sometimes people catch you reading it and become very upset.

Okay, well you can't use that.

People on social media are being vicious because you are an alien, yeah? Yes.

I've been very honest about that from the beginning.

I come from a planet called Krypton.

Okay. Which is gone now, by the way.

Destroyed. Along with all of my history, my parents.

They sent me here as a baby to save my life.

Here? Where? I'm not going to say that. You know I'm not going to say that.

Okay.

What do you know about these biological parents, George?

Just that they sent me here to serve humanity and to help the world to be a

better place.

They said that?

They did.

They sent a message along with me.

That message is why I do what I do.

I cherish it more than anything.

Because you understand.

Now, there are an awful lot of people out there maintaining you're here for

nefarious purposes.

Hashtag super spy, hashtag super dead.

Come on, Lois. You know that one specifically.

It was me. This is on the record, Clark.

I didn't make it up. It's what people on the internet are saying.

I'm going to go.

Really? Come on, Clark. Don't eat it.

I'm not doing anything.

No? No, that's not you? Packing up your shit and walking out of an interview?

I'm not walking out of an interview. I'm just late.

You do every time your face is gone. When you get mad, you pout. I'm not mad.

Nothing is wrong.

Look, I gave you a nice long interview.

Longer than I ever gave myself, by the way. Oh, you can time your imaginary

interviews with yourself? That's a thing you can do?

You've got a lot of good stuff.

Some stuff you can't use. I am well aware.

What does that mean?

You look bright ahead.

But how are we going to gain access?

Oh, ye little bit.

I do apologize, but this is a restricted area.

Well, we came for him.

Hopefully there's something on here we can use to convince the general Superman

requires immediate action.

I can't stand a better human, but he's so much worse.

Superman.

He's not a man.

He's an it.

A thing with a cocky grin and a stupid outfit will somehow become the focal

point of the entire world's conversation.

Nothing felt right since he showed up.

I know, but...

I've sacrificed my own humanity to help get rid of it.

Can you get in?

It might take a while.

What if the Kryptonian shows up? Don't worry.

I'm creating a struggle.

What?

It's damaged,

but there's more.

I can recover the rest.

Go ahead!

Run!

It's an awfully small distraction.

It'll get bigger.

coffee shop about seven feet tall, but it has apparently been growing.

Everybody okay?

Hey buddy, eyes up here.

Deep, slow breaths, ma 'am.

You're gonna be fine.

of nonsense.

You know what I mean?

You can afford $1 ,000 concert tickets. The Justice Gang has arrived on the

scene. That's Green Lantern, Hawkgirl, and Mr. Terrific. They're funded by the

Lord Tech Corporation.

Get out!

The tide is tough, but it's off balance. I was trying to figure out a way to get

it out if you're alive.

Get us someplace where we can study it.

Oh, come.

Josh, there's gotta be a better way to do this.

Yeah. He's... a little... ranger.

Woo!

Had your steaks all round, huh?

I was hoping we could capture it and take it to an intergalactic zoo or... at

least euthanize it less painfully. Come on.

Why is nobody clapping?

This has to be BS.

Well, they couldn't be mistaken. Oh, no. Well, that sounds very disturbing.

28 of the world's top linguists have confirmed the translation, and 30 of the

top forensic computer techs have confirmed the validity of the footage

Any chance that they're mistaken?

Unfortunately, no.

You have to put it this way. Let's take a look.

We love you more than heaven.

We love you more than land.

Our beloved home is to be gone forever.

But hope vitalizes our heart. And that hope is you, Khaled.

We have searched the universe for a home where you can do the most good and live

out Krypton's truth.

That place is Earth. I don't get it. What's bad about that?

The people there are simple and profoundly confused.

Weak of mind and spirit and body.

Lord over the planet and the last son of Krypton.

Dispatch of anyone unable or unwilling to serve you.

Take as many wives as you can.

Spirit means that Krypton's might and legacy will live on in this new

Do us proud, our beloved son.

Rule without mercy.

What about all the kind acts Superman has performed over the years, leaving

countless lives? No, he's grooming us,

lulling us into complacency so he can dominate without resistance, forging a

path for his...

super -powered descendants who rule the Earth, but will not accept that.

Will you?

I'm... I'm scared.

I will admit that. I am scared.

Because who knows how large his secret terror is already.

If any of that message is even remotely true, then you are exactly the kind of

alien threat I was commandeered by the Green Lantern Corps to protect this

planet against.

Back off, guys!

Guys,

relax.

Was the message real or not?

The first half was real.

The second half was damage from Krypton to Earth.

Gotta be doctors. No way, Clark.

I know there's computer forensics guys.

They're not gonna say it's legit.

Unless they are sure.

I'm so sorry, man.

But there's no way that message is fake.

Where'd they get the footage, though?

Are you considering playing...

We're talking with the president, and we are reviewing our options now, and I'm

sure we're going to have to go this way. If you did, when would that be?

You buy this? I don't put anything past the loophole, Rick, but the message is

authentic.

If the Kryptonian is a danger, we have to act.

I was a big Superman fan. I could order him all the time online and stuff, but

now? I mean, I hope he rocks his head.

Where is he? Is there now?

I'm going to do my job.

to his secret errand.

Thank you!

wouldn't celebrate until the alien is off the board.

Oh, here. Brought you a donut from Doe's Hole.

New shop in Park Ridge, of all places.

Fake myth.

A trope of genius.

It's not fake. He is here to kill us.

I knew it. That's Superman's fortress. I hope to get knowledge to help destroy

him. Little did I know, his own parents would be providing it.

Oh, right?

Yeah. I've been thinking of opening one of my half of jarhead for him.

What happened?

I tried to protect Superman.

How did Lucifer get in here? It's feeding on my DNA.

Must protect Superman.

Four.

Krypto? Krypto?

Yeah,

that's good.

I tried to stop him. We did fine, Mother. Superman, we finally made it.

you like a coffee? Where's the dog?

Dog? The dog, Luther! You took the dog! That's right, Eve. Get all of this.

Where's the dog?

I have no clue what you're talking about.

He's just a dog.

I don't know what dog you're talking about.

What did you say? I didn't say anything.

You heard what he said.

You heard him. He took it. I mean, it seems to me that the only rabid animal

around here is Superman.

Ever since the discovery of the Kryptonians' master plan, it's gone off

end. Thoughts, Chris? Can't fail a surprise, Cleveland.

Guys like this, they always get a whole bunch of dark letters.

These guys like this.

This is better than everybody else.

They put decorations together.

Absolutely.

Really good.

It kind of sounds like you're trying to make the guys who are a little more

manly like you. You know what I mean?

A lot of these guys.

Do you have a dome?

No, not really. It's more of a portrait.

And I believe that I knew how it ended.

I'm not here to rule over anybody, Lucas.

I never thought you were, even for a moment.

I like the Strangle Fellows and the PODs and the Mighty

Crabjoys. They're a pop radio band. They're not punk rock.

They're Mighty Crabjoys.

Okay, well, why don't people love them?

My point is, I trust you. I trust everyone.

You trust everyone.

Everyone you've ever met.

Maybe that's a real punk rock.

Lois, what did you mean when you said that you knew this would never work?

I don't know.

The DOJ has a warrant out for my arrest, so I'm going to turn myself in. Wait,

what?

Why? Maybe they'll take me wherever they took the dog.

I don't know how else to find him.

Hit the dog?

Yeah, and he's not even a very good one.

Get out there alone.

Is that

necessary?

I'm coming into my own accord.

No one read me my rights.

Of course, the side of those rights don't apply to extraterrestrial

Therefore, at this point, Superman, you don't have any rights to read me your

rights. The government is very well aware of the potential limitations

containing you. So we've outsourced your confinement and your interrogation of

Planet Watch. Planet Watch.

I'm sorry about this.

And two days. What a pleasure.

Luther, your obsession with me is getting a little creepy.

Don't mind.

Tall, dark, and modern is my type.

Kryptonian. Eh, same deal.

Where are we?

Pocket universe.

I replicated the Big Bang with the Lucicorp Megacollider, tearing a tiny

between the two universal fabrics.

I'm able to access it from multiple dimensional portals I set up around the

globe.

Rex, the metahuman known as the Element Man, has been called into service for a

specific purpose.

He can metamorphose into any known substance, even substances foreign to

planet.

Like...

I'm trying to figure out how Lex Luthor is connected to all this.

Voda handles the transactions between Luther Corp and Bravia. Yes, Luther Corp

sold them approximately $80 billion worth of arms, but for those arms,

paid only $1 .625 billion.

So Luther gave them arms for free. For what?

That's the $78 ,375 ,000 ,000 question.

Have you found out where they're holding Superman?

No one in the government will say.

Luther seems to be working to disable Superman just so he can't stop the

invasion of Solomon's Wharf. Wow.

That's... Way too much sugar in mine. I party like a rock star choir boy.

Still can't hide the taste of petroleum.

God.

Black petroleum Superman in a pocket universe.

A what?

I don't know what an apocalyptic universe is, neither does my source.

know anything about anything, really. But for sure, he's an apocalyptic

universe. Who's your source?

I can't say, but you owe me.

Big time.

Like, I can't even tell you how big.

I love you, Jimmy Olsen. I love you. Love you.

How do you contain a super dog when you beam super squirrels into its brain?

We'll learn what we can.

I'm going to put the varmint down.

It will undoubtedly be painful.

This is our private correctional institution.

Most cells are rented out to governments who want to keep their incarceration of

political agitators private.

Others, in personal transgressions, will rent to go to blog about.

There are two things I hate more than... Petty ex -girlfriends.

You wouldn't be telling me any of this. Did we ever plan on letting you out? No.

It would be terminated already if it was up to me.

But first, the government has some questions they want answered.

Rex!

Look who it is.

You be sure to keep our guests in check.

Well, Joseph, certainly wouldn't want it any other way.

I'll be back tomorrow to get the answers we need.

There seems to be some sort of connection between Bernadette and your

I'm not seeing what...

What's wrong?

What's up?

I thought you wanted to see me, Jimmy.

I do, but how could I even really deal with, like, the only victim?

You're just trying to get information out of me.

I swear to God, that's not it. I just know that if I forget the middle dirt on

him, then maybe the two of us could be together again?

You said my coat looked like someone spilled shrimp cocktail on the floor.

I'm putting them in my pocket.

He's your son? Don't talk to him.

Please.

Get him.

I'll get him.

Pull it over and get him.

Please stop with the cryptic. We're going out of here, okay?

Shizzle away.

I said don't talk to me!

Don't talk to me!

What do you want me to do? Where's the creamer? On the counter where it always

is. He's in your group, right? That's, um, what's it called again?

The Justice Gang.

No. We're not called that. Yeah, your name is Mr. Terrific. You don't get a

with a name like that.

I also voted against it. Yes, and as leader, I get tiebreakers. No, Superman

not a superhero.

Because you don't want him to vote, you know, which way I would go. Shut up.

He's kidding. So, how do you even know Superman anyway?

I just...

Do. So you know about the hypnoblasts?

Not yet.

Well, I'm not saying who he is, just that he wears hypnoblasts.

They make his face terrific. How do they work? They make his face look different

in your brain when you wear them, so that you know who he is. Yeah, I know

first of all. But second of all, you really shouldn't be telling me this in

I don't know who he is.

So you know he's Clark Kent?

Oh, my God. Why does he trust everyone?

He doesn't. Just us, because we are also of the clock.

Of the clock?

What are we going to do?

About what?

Superman, he's your friend. Some friend came here to rule over me?

It'll be difficult to find him.

I put nanobots and PS trackers into Superman's flesh tree.

You can see where his trail ends abruptly right here. Fort Kramer, a

military post across the river. Even if he was dead, those tracks would still be

there.

So... All this makes me disbelieve that you're a horsey man. He really is a

horsey man.

You put nanobot GPS trackers in your friend's bloodstream?

Oh, I did that to everybody.

So, okay, come on. Let's go to Fort Kramer, then.

The four of us, and find out what's going on. And then do what?

Save him.

You want to bring a federally incarcerated prisoner out of jail? Fuck!

I think that to see his eyes, he thinks the way you're staring was to berate

him. No, you look. I'm a Green Lantern lady. That means I took a vow not to get

involved in politics. Oh, that's part of the vow. It's implied.

Yes. It's an implied vow. Every time there's something he doesn't want to do,

it's part of his vow. Oh, my God.

I'm two seconds away from forming a giant hammer and beating a boat to

If you're here to take over the world, I don't know. Probably not. But the risk

is just not worth a beat between the U .S. government and the justice system.

Not our name makes it sound like cowboys, but I agree with the bread.

You're just going to let your friend rot in the pocket universe.

That haircut should be against your vows. That what?

That what should be what?

I'll have you know.

Hey!

What? I'm not saying we don't save him, but... I think we can at least check out

what's going on with your boyfriend and your poor friend.

If not, we're just saving each other.

Thanks. You want me to drive?

What?

I'm not into people's emotions.

Yeah, no, totally.

I'm just thinking out loud.

I was going to break up with him, actually. I mean, we had this huge

he told me he loved me.

Q &A time,

Angelina.

Today we have a special guest.

Now,

the

U .S. government has a few questions for you. I barely know him. He gave me food

one time.

Are you working with your honor?

I'm not working with anyone, Luthor. Don't tell him nothing, Superman. I have

family or nothing.

Luthor, don't do this. You can take my photo as a great honor, Superman.

No.

No. Got lucky on that one.

Luthor, don't do it. Please. Let's try another question, holy Superman.

Luthor, don't do this. Who raised you as a child? I believe in you, Superman.

No. Don't tell him nothing.

I'll be back later with someone else you've chatted with and I'll kill them

Maybe that reporter you always do interviews with.

Maybe I'll kill Barb Kemp next.

I was just about to say the same to you.

is is

I'm in a pretty good time with you.

If you are just one megameter off, you will have a black hole where Earth used

to be. And every time you enter or exit, you risk tearing all of the fabric of

reality. These are cool.

It's the type of reckless science group that specializes here.

What are they doing?

They're trying to hack me.

I guess you decided to help.

Only because it'll piss off what he wants to.

You're getting the sound, right?

Why are you so gross looking?

I don't know.

It must be the sun.

What sun? There's no sun here. That's the problem. I need to heal.

I get my power from the yellow sun.

Give me a second.

Come on!

Hell yeah.

proton river.

Do we repel?

Repel?

Where am I going to get the gear to repel into a pocket universe?

I don't know. Maybe somebody circles or something.

Circles? What?

T -Series.

Okay. They're three -dimensional. Circles are flat.

Right.

Unbelievable.

This place is filthy with black hole vortexes and that anti -proton river was

terrors apart in seconds.

We cannot go in through.

Copy.

I can't make a son.

I know.

I can only make something kind of like a son.

What? All right.

Okay. Okay, we've got hydrogen and helium.

And we've got helium.

What are you doing? Hey!

Hey! No, no, no! Stop!

Enough! You're going to get into trouble!

What are you doing? Stop that!

I can't carry him when I change forms.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

I'm fine.

I think we need to get to those turtles up there. Oh, right.

How do we work them?

I don't know, but we'll figure it out.

a flying dog.

Superman, the dog in the cape, a weird baby, and a squiggle man.

What?

Rip it.

There's more people being held prisoner in there.

We gotta go get them.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not through here, you can't.

Not with you like this.

What the?

It's kryptonite for you, man.

He'll heal, but he'll take us there, too.

Get him someplace safe.

Take the key craft.

The controls are easy and intuitive.

I need to stay back here and make sure the portal is secure.

Dog, I really need you to... No.

Dog, I really need you to...

could he have gotten free?

We need to find him.

Eve? Oh, I'm so done, Jimmy.

Oh, um... I have everything you need to ruin Lex forever.

What? Where?

Oh, I have it over here.

Oh, my God.

But if I said you this, Jimmy... Uh -huh?

You have to promise me you'll get to her every weekend.

Just the two of us.

Such a major imposition on your life.

No, it's not an imposition. I can tell you don't really think so.

Hello.

Mr. Terrific, that's it.

Don't mind him, Lois.

He's just a big old mush.

Especially when it comes to clothes.

This girl is such with you.

How do you do it, Jimmy?

Look, I didn't want to bother you, but you told me to call with anything I got.

Yeah, but I thought you said she disappeared off the line.

I don't know. She might have dropped her phone in the toilet. She does that a

lot.

Well, I'm not really sure that could be a cell phaser.

Your hot ex is a genius.

I'll be there as soon as I can, okay?

And the sexy selfie behind the back of Lex Luthor?

She has to be the biggest idiot in the world.

Lex, we just told you the portal was destroyed!

The dimensional aperture is still there. It is not!

We can close the aperture later by inputting the coordinates, correct?

Theoretically. Great!

If we can't find him, we'll need to draw him out.

dimensional rift into the surrounding area.

Is there something you think I don't know?

That shouldn't happen.

Oh, you don't say.

Can you stop it?

Can I stop it?

This is why you don't create a damn pocket universe.

There. Superman won't be able to ignore that.

Now we know where He'll be at.

Never seen you sleep that long.

Lastly, me, Ma, Hector, and them, we took a drive to

Deerke's Burritos down in West.

Like the one that used to be out by that old blue barn out on that island.

Remember that?

Burritos, you know, just as good.

Well,

I'd say we wanted that vision.

You don't understand.

I'm not who I thought I was.

Your choices, your actions,

that's what makes you who you are.

I'll tell you something, son.

I couldn't be no

more proud of you.

And over in Eastern Europe, Arabian troops gather at the border seemingly

minutes away from invading Jharmapur once again.

Now nearby villagers are willing and ready to defend their country despite

exponentially superior firepower of the well -trained Arabian military.

as they're surrounded by the military.

They're all Koreans.

Don't have much hope.

I claimed your business. I'll go get it for you.

Superman, we need you here in Metropolis, now.

I have to get to Baravia to remake it. There won't be a Baravia, or a

Metropolis, or a planet Earth if you don't get here soon.

This rift is about to tear into the city. I can't stop it. I need your help.

All Metropolis visitors, this is a mandatory evacuation.

Thank you.

I mean, you put Persephone on the phone.

Yes, you will, Karen. Can't you know the sound of your voice? Five days after

that, our contact is motivated.

Losers are selling arms to Gurbo for pennies on the dollar for youth.

Why, you ask?

I do ask why.

He did it in exchange for half of the jargon report.

You too. At first, I thought he was just sending me selfies. But in the

background of the shots are maps, contracts, all kinds of documents.

He wants to make himself king.

King? King.

Should we really still be standing here?

Lois, you got that flying saucer deal up on the roof? Yep.

Grant? Drew?

Come on. Grab the board, Jimmy.

How many does it hold?

Five or six. Six.

Okay. Lombard, you too.

Why the hell would Bloodswan have a desert?

Colton's acolytes believe he's going to create a technologically advanced

utopia. Utopia?

That's a profit factor as well. I mean, the petroleum deposits alone are worth

multiples of his investment.

Whatever his motives are, you know, he did everything he could to ruin

Superman's reputation.

His photos show he was behind the whole Hammer of Gravia scam.

And all the bots stirring up anti -Superman sentiment online.

Mr. Terrific believes Luther's also behind this. running ripped between

universes out there. All of it seems to be geared toward stopping Superman from

standing in the way of the Barabian invasion, Chief.

Call me Perry, kid. Post the story. Back.

Luck or luck, kid? What have I ever seen? Jimmy, will you transcribe?

I'll do it.

losers and weak with Arabian dictator Basil Berko.

So slow it down. I can't unless I can put the coat in. Hold on a minute then.

Gotta go, man!

Coat it.

complicated to hack.

Luther will have the code at LutherCorp.

Just give me a minute, I'll get crypto and we'll go... You brought that dog,

man! I didn't want him killing my...

Got what? I'm the idiot in that room.

They'll hit moms and kill their daughters.

Can't he hold his breath for over an hour?

Not without air in the bunker.

He'll be dead in a minute. The man I'm suppressing has opted here. Sight and

supervision should be completely muted. Lung free.

Thank you for watching.

any friction to get the nanites out? Doesn't matter if he gets them off the

face. The nanites are still in his lungs. Engineer Ultraman, keep up.

We're trying!

Want me to pay you a little worth? Yeah, go sit down and hurry!

I'll suffocate any minute.

We're engineered to envelop him completely.

Oh, Angela on Sheath is the only one protected.

but she's unconscious.

Call in the raptors.

was relatively simple.

All it took was combing the aftermath of your battle until I located the strand

of your hair.

And how you got into the fortress.

You had my DNA.

Yes, but as is often the case with cloning, the match was imperfect.

He might be even stupider than you, if that's possible.

But easier to control. And stronger.

21D!

From 2A to 5B, 5B, 6K.

No matter what you do to me, Luthor, your plans in Beredia won't work. Oh,

Why that?

Because I called in for Trent.

Mr. Luthor?

Superman couldn't make it.

You got an upgrade.

Thank you very

much.

the importance of Jarhan poor to be Superman.

That was just a bonus.

I'm not killing you so the Barabian military conflict can proceed.

I created the Barabian military conflict so I'd have an excuse to

kill you.

Once you involved yourself, I knew I could easily get our government support

nullifying you.

Why?

Because you're destroyed!

You're driven by envy, loser.

It couldn't be more obvious.

No shit. I'm not dim.

I'm aware a - consumed by every waking moment.

13L.

I love when they mention Galileo or Einstein or one of these other twits in

same breath as me. I feel a tide of vomit burn the back of my throat. But at

least Galileo did something. He wasn't some dopey Venusian catapulted onto this

planet just to have the world fawn over him because his strength illuminates how

weak we all really are.

is a calling. It is the sole hope for humanity because it is what has driven

to annihilating you.

Watch him with your nose and tell him what to do.

Cooked up?

Get the toy.

reach Baker Line any minute.

There are people there.

Let's go.

Max?

I'm closing the frickin' grip. No, they chose him.

Let them die.

We'll close it from the bundle before it gets to the city I care about.

Put the port!

Wrap it up.

Let's go.

Safety first, people!

Hey, hey! The counter -court's rent is in here.

I can help. I don't need your help.

Damn, this is terrific.

You piece of shit alien!

That is where you've always been wrong about me, Lester.

I'm as human as anyone.

I love, I get scared, I wake up every morning and despite not knowing what to

do, I put one foot in front of the other and I try to make the best choices I

can. I screw up all the time.

But that is being human.

And that's my greatest strength.

And someday, I hope, for the sake of the world, you understand that it's yours

too. Oh, that's beautiful.

But none of this matters, you patronizing clown. The government gave

authority to kill you. If not today...

Okay.

It's just been an absolute bombshell from the daily planet. Billionaire Lex

Luthor aligning himself with a foreign entity, believe it or not. Luthor has

been given a billion and billions of dollars worth of free weapons. Lex

has been working covertly with Vasil Gherkos and the Bahrainian government to

overthrow the country of Jarhan Kaur.

We had Luthor on this show many times.

Little did we know he was a traitor.

It seems like the one thing conservatives and liberals can finally

that Lex Luthor sucks.

We all owe him an enormous apology.

He is, of course, the hero we always thought he was.

That was sick.

Guys, maybe you should join the group.

Please. I mean, no offense, but... That creepy mug is what you want to represent

the Justice Gang?

Justice Gang?

That's a cool name.

There it is.

Glad you're not concerned about the metahumans, Rick.

Now they're the ones making the rules.

Miss Lane.

Oh, hi.

I thought I might give you an interview.

I could fill you in on all the behind the scenes.

Sure.

I think that would be great.

How about over here for an interview?

Is he playing? I

love

you too.

How long have they been hooking up?

About three months, I think.

Got this place cleaned up pretty good.

Cleaned yourself up pretty good, too.

You think so?

Yeah. I think it gives you character.

Maybe one day you'll give me a name.

Well, four is a name.

So is Gary.

Sir, I think your cousin has returned.

Yeah.

What the hell, dude?

Why did you move the door?

I didn't move the door. Hey, where is my dog?

Okay, well, this is why he has to take all your shoes.

Thanks for watching him, bitch.

Oh, my God.

She likes to go on a party on other planets.

Planets with red suns. Oh.

Because of our metabolism, we fainted drunk on a planet with a yellow sun.

If I had any of those...

I'd be concerned about her partying.

Superman, would you like to see the footage of your parents?

We find it soothing.

Oh. Yeah, Gary. That's nice.

I'm driving to my stop.

I'm listening to the music with no fear.

Come on.

Come

on.

I don't speak.