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I'm the prize, Amanda. I'm the prize.

Go time.

Stay focused, and you'll get it. You do know you can be excused from the fitness

test if you write a paper on it instead.

Please. If I wanted to get out of this, I would have gotten Daddy's assistant to

do it for me.

It just so happens I've been training for Fashion Week.

Fashion Week? Did you hear me?

Right now I'm practicing my line jumping so I can get into all the parties.

That's your personal best.

What's next?

How many fashion shows can I get to, Dash?

Figarucci!

Chanel!

Breathe, girl, breathe!

I've been waiting my whole life for this! Don't breathe when it's over!

Good job on the essays, guys.

Wilder, you're real. Really sunk your teeth into this one.

Whoa!

Whoa. Sorry.

My cousin's ferret bit me on the nose once when I was a kid.

I had a really big nose for a child.

I'm sure you have a valid point there, Wilder, but I don't speak paper and

mouth. He's preparing for the Chomper Chuck video game competition. He's

to get the perfect score.

It's never been done in the game's history.

So he has to protect his hands from injury, like paper cuts.

How do you even understand what he's saying?

I'm not even listening to what he's saying. I'm just telling you what's

on.

Good luck.

Here's my fitness essay.

You mean your ticket out of the fitness tent.

Rebecca, you really should take it. You know, piping burns a surprising number

of calories.

Okay. Picture yourself in 20 years about to accept your first Pulitzer.

You step up to the podium. The crowd roars.

You take the prize in your hand, but it's much heavier than you imagined.

Your weak and tiny hands and arms tremble and shake and crash.

No, they didn't even get to hear my speech.

You stare down at your broken bullet, sir. Your broken dream.

You wonder why.

Why didn't I be more shut up?

This does not bode well for the test.

The lamb show should be over by five.

When is the swag room open?

Then you have your interview with designer Paul Hardy.

And the swag room?

After the interview, you have 40 minutes to touch up your makeup and get to the

gala. 40 minutes.

Got it.

When is the swag room open?

Tomorrow before the bug party.

Is that all you care about?

Swag?

Yes! I can't believe you're getting a glee phone.

This is going to be the best fashion week ever.

Amanda, do you... Do you remember Priscilla Lafleur from The Buzz,

You met her when you covered Fashion Week in Paris.

Now she's here to cover our Fashion Week.

Amanda Field.

Priscilla Lafleur.

Why do I get the feeling that things didn't go too well in France?

What do you do when you're caught in between a mongoose and a cobra fighting?

Two more, and take it to the left.

Quick, spot me.

If I were you, I'd be hoping no one spots me.

Tomorrow, Mr. Shepard is testing me on chin -ups, and as my boyfriend, you

should be a little more supportive.

Tomorrow? Hmm.

You broke a sweat curling a dictionary.

A hundred thousand words isn't exactly like, you know.

If you want a little support, I'm here for you.

I'll help train you, I'll monitor your diet, I'll even do the test with you.

Thank you. You're so sweet. Now hit the floor and give me 20.

20 what? Push -ups.

Which ones are those again? Don't question me.

It's kind of dirty down here.

I said 20.

I owe you 19.

This is not going to go well.

So, here are your press passes, girls.

There's enough to cover for both of you, so no fighting.

You should have told that in Paris when she stole my press pass.

The only red carpet I saw... that day was the one I was dragged away from.

The picture of that is still my string saver.

Well, at least it wasn't as bad as you at the Eiffel Tower.

I can see you now.

Mais non, Amanda.

You promise never to tell anyone about that.

Well, we all know my word means nothing, so as I was saying... Amanda, no.

The only gossip that I want at Buzz is the celebrity kind.

Unlike me.

I'll take it from anywhere.

Do tell. Do not tell.

If I hear about this getting out, there will be serious consequences.

I want you to take the high road.

Am I understood?

Yes, ma 'am.

In France, we have a saying about such a situation.

Make your breast stick like an old skunk stuffed with stinky cheese.

You know a way to release this anger?

Tell me a certain Eiffel Tower story.

Jump on that. Chomper Chuck.

You sure that buck -toothed bully who's boss?

Can you hand me those oven mitts? I gotta protect the hands. Okay.

Can you put them on me?

Mind opening this tooth for me?

There you go.

you drink it. If you need any more help, you're on your own.

Sorry. This may be the only chance I ever get to make gaming history.

If I keep my hands in perfect shape, winning will be a snap.

Thanks, dude.

Phila told everyone I had a headlight.

I bought an exclusive with Stella McCartney, and Alfred Sung wouldn't let

on any of his hats.

So that's why he was scratching so much. I don't have headlights!

Fine, fine.

So what kind of payback are you cooking up? There's no payback, and I never

cook. Where's the devious Amanda Pierce I know and love so well?

The one who told everyone about my line dancing routine?

That wasn't devious. You gave me a video camera and a release form.

That was before I figured out that line dancing was only making a temporary

comeback. I know this is going to sound strange, Mikey, but I want to be

Priscilla fair and square.

No dirty tactics, no sneaky sabotage. Reality TV taught you nothing? That will

never work.

What? I already have the upper hand because I'm preparing my red carpet

interviews at school.

And Princess Priscilla will have to go back to her hotel room to get her gown.

I'll be the first on the red carpet. It'll get the prime spot.

Bonjour, Papa's assistant.

Put down your escargot and listen up.

Dum -de -dum. Time for my energy shake.

Fuel to stomp to chomp.

First to water, man.

Laser -like reflexes?

Here I come.

Then lots of banana.

I can't forget my protein powder.

My eye!

Banana stings.

Two hours until the test!

Are you ready to drop some hurting balls?

You bet.

Thank you.

Do not stare directly into the polyester.

Hustle, hustle, hustle!

Let's do this!

Hen, measly chin -ups, and you're done, Rebecca.

Right. Pulse, pulse, pulse.

Do it, do it, do it!

You know, things would go a lot faster if we only said things once.

And three.

Four.

For the love of steak, my fingers are ripping off.

Time to get your red carpet ready.

Hair, makeup, and accessories.

Where's your gown?

What do you think?

Oh, and again.

If I get the prime red carpet spot, that means I'll be done my interviews first.

And you can get to the swag room early and pick up your... I'm finally going to

be Priscilla LaFleur.

wanted to beat me, you wouldn't have blabbed about your plan when I could

you. You little sneak!

Amanda, there's only one way to get her back.

Eiffel Tower! Eiffel Tower! Eiffel Tower!

Yikes! The eyes of death!

You're going down the floor.

In France, we have a saying.

You are going to get schooled, owned, and totally beat.

Oh, yeah!

Did France get way more violent?

Call Judy King at Ewell and tell her that at the Eiffel Tower, Priscilla

Lafleur, what was it again?

No. When I talk on my gleeful and for the first time, I want it to be with a

clear conscience.

I don't need to think to her level.

Come on, Amanda.

The high road meets the low road at some point. Might as well take the toll exit

now.

Sorry, Mikey. I'm going to be too busy beating Priscilla fair and square.

Now, make way.

I've got a fashion tent to get to.

She's a huge stay -at -home fan.

My arms are longer than yours, you know.

You're still talking about the chin -up? I have further to pull and more weight

to lift.

Noah, let it go. I know you're stronger than me.

Thanks. Okay, good.

Oh, sorry.

That's you hugging me. I thought it was a mosquito.

Okay, very funny.

You done yet?

Yes, absolutely.

All done.

Do you need help lifting that? You did get double fruit.

That's it, funny lady. If I want to get picked on by a girl, I'll go babysit my

little sister.

You need a hand with the door?

No.

It's locked.

Let me guess.

Tragic blender accident?

Yep. It's my most painful kitchen mishap.

After cooking bacon without my shirt on.

Or is it the time I got my head stuck in the crisper? No, it has to be the

incident with the egg beater in my toe. Wather, Wather, let's concentrate, okay?

What are you going to do about your Trump or Chuck video game?

Nothing. It's over.

I've got zero depth perception, so I'll never get a perfect score.

This is my one chance at making gaming history, and it's gone in the blink of

eye. Do you know the one thing that the world loves more than a winner?

A banana split?

No.

An underdog.

Somebody who overcomes all odds to become victorious.

Everybody loves that guy.

Oh, man.

I could be that guy.

Yeah, you could.

Now, just focus with that one good eye and show the world that Wilder is a true

champion. Tomper Chuck, you ain't got nothing on me.

Try again.

Go get him, Tiger.

It's a gleeful table.

This will see what heaven looks like.

Well, look who decided to show up.

Guess heaven lowered its admission standard.

You ruined my dress and made me miss Salty on the red carpet.

And Gabanna.

The only thing that ruined that dress was you putting it on.

Really? Because the last time I saw a dress like that was... No.

I promise, DJ.

But it's such a good one.

What? train urge to insult.

I'm sorry, but there's nothing you can do to upset me.

You snake!

Looks like we've drawn a bit of a crowd.

C 'est vrai.

This would not look good for Iwao.

We will fake Arceus and make it seem like all is well.

Agreed.

A snooty assistant.

How I love stereotypes.

One Glee phone, please.

Amanda Pierce.

I have an Amanda Pierce, but I don't have girl without a press pass.

What? No, it's right here.

Where is it? We had it right before air kiss Priscilla.

Priscilla.

She is good. Listen, scratching post.

Show me a press pass or move on.

Look, I knew this was a strict no press pass, no Glee phone policy.

Here's what I'm going to do, just for you.

Security!

You're about to witness gaming history.

Yay, Wilder! Go, underdog! Ruff, ruff!

Thank you, DJ.

Not only am I going to make gaming history, I'm going to make it

blindfold?

You rock, Wilder. All right, here we go. Sit back and enjoy the next four hours

of Chomper Chuck.

is going down.

Four hours?

Seriously?

Here's the plan. We're going to do this in shifts. You and you come with me.

Chomping away.

Chompity chomp.

Absolutely amazing.

The stars that are here.

I work here. I have a picture of me on my desk.

It's okay. She can come in.

So could you if you'd like.

Where's the glee phone? Where's the glee phone? I don't have a glee phone.

Priscilla stole my press pass.

She's gone too far this time. It's time for the tail of the towel.

Finally. Judy King, Amanda Pierce has something to tell you.

Judy King, fancy a clip for EWOW from your favorite Buzz reporter?

Second favorite, she means.

We're here at the Buzz Fashion Fiesta with the very stylish Amanda Pierce.

Apparently, she has a bombshell. We have the exclusive. That's right, Judy.

It's going to send ripples to the international fashion community.

It's about Le Bud Jeannesse reporter Priscilla Loeffler.

I discovered something at Paris Fashion Week.

Priscilla was at the Eiffel Tower when... When she

actually...

Bought an Eiffel Tower snow globe.

But who doesn't want one of those, right?

Let's go.

Karina's throwing a party down the street.

Snow globe? Are you kidding me?

You don't deserve a glee bone.

Okay, the plan is in place.

You better be right about this. It was your chin -ups that got me in this mess

in the first place. Trust me, I know a thing or two about the fragile male ego.

Here he comes.

Oh, pesky bottle cap.

What is it?

I'm so tight. Now I'll never quench my thirst.

Looks like someone isn't as strong as she thinks she is.

Here, let me.

Oh, now that's impressive.

Looks like someone should call the plumber because these pipes are about to

burn.

Where's the beach?

That -a -way.

Why did you keep my secret?

Because the fashion world is big enough for the both of us. And I guess every

girl is entitled to have one little secret.

Aw.

In France, we have a saying for what you just did.

Second!

Is everything all right, girl?

Quick, air kiss, air kiss.

I'm proud of you, kiddo.

It showed great restraint not to straight back.

Good for you.

Oh, hi, Priscilla.

What's up?

You're not the only one who knows the air kiss swipe.

You want it back?

I'll see you at Milan Fashion Week for round three.

And if you'll excuse me...

I have a little Eiffel Tower story I need to tell Michael.

I'm listening.

Almost

there,

guys.

One more jump.

Yes!

I won!

I got the perfect score and I didn't even use my eyes!

Single chomp. It was like one big blur.

Way to take down Chomper Chuck.

Time to celebrate.

Oh, smoothies at the blurb? No, wait. Now I'm going to play Chomper Chuck the

Revenge Blindfolded.

Shouldn't take long. Wait right here.

Isn't this exciting?

Oh, yeah.

It's exciting.

Don't worry. We'll be right here.