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It's so cool that your dad donated the
money to put in the new gym floor.
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Not to mention this awesome snack table.
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The snack table isn't permanent. It's
just for today's ceremony.
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I knew it was too good to be true.
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Why aren't you eating? I thought you'd
be at least two plates in by now.
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And get crumbs on my first collar and
button shirt in front of your dad?
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What would your dad think of me?
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At least try the punch.
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Punch? I just drop it on the floor and
fill it on my first collar and button.
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It's just called a shirt, Wilder.
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Just a shirt.
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Even so, I'm not going to mess up in
front of your dad.
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Don't worry, I'll clean that.
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I guess I won't be having the punch.
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Hello, Mr. Pierce.
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The floor looks great up close.
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Why would you ask?
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This one time I had writer's block, so I
used my entrance essay as my story.
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Wow. You know, I have never been so
disappointed in you in my life.
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Using an old story that is sneaky,
underhanded, and disrespectful to Buzz.
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Any idea where I can get them?
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I saved mine on my computer in a file
marked Buzz Entrance Essay. And I wrote
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mine in longhand on a paper marked
Things to Do.
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Maybe DJ has it framed in her office.
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Or in a box in the closet.
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That was my next guess.
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Clint, now see if you can do it behind
your back.
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Yay!
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Ready to go, honeybee? In a minute,
daddy.
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Wilder's doing tricks for me.
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Oh!
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The floor inspector.
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I didn't recognize him standing up.
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With all due respect, sir, do you
recognize this?
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Looks familiar.
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Pass me the ball.
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Two points.
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Wow. Bet you can't do it again.
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Hello, Daddy's assistant.
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Cancel his 5 o 'clock and bring in Ms.
Jim Close.
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Hey,
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Michael. How'd your interview with the
psychic go? Any mention of a man for me?
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She can't see that far into the future.
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I think an interview with a psychic to
the stars would be every boy's dream,
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right? Some boys, I guess.
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Well, it wasn't. It was a nightmare.
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After finding out about future slut
breakups, I cleverly asked what she saw
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my future.
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You know what she said?
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No, I'm not the psychic.
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We can say it out loud.
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Baldness!
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You sure got over not saying it out loud
awfully quick.
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Her exact words were, your hair will
spring right out of your head.
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I can't go bald!
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You can't be taking this seriously.
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Besides, some men look great bald.
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Not that I'll be meeting any of them,
apparently.
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I don't have a very good -looking bald
head.
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You should have heard old people talk to
me when I was a baby.
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Sure, their mouths may have been saying
goo -goo -ga -ga, but in their eyes...
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They were mocking a bald man.
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I'm doomed!
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Doomed, I tell you!
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You ready?
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I was born ready.
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You were born ready to play basketball?
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Cool. My mom said I was born to get my
head stuck in a banister, which has
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really only happened five times. Just
start the game, sir.
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Jump ball, game time, deep breath.
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Rest. Start the clock. Time for the
skills test.
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The crowd is roaring.
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Cheerleaders revved up.
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Nobody wants to mess up. To get the game
track. Man, put the gloves on. Gotta
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get my shot right. Some of me stand in
the key. Five seconds in the game. Zero
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to three. That's this next bat. Sit
behind the bat. Pass. Smirk while my
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teammate breaks the glass.
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I'll pay my dues. I got my own shoes.
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When I sign a contract, it's all the
news. Two seconds left. Hey, I'm your
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Everybody stop now. I'm your man. Never
watch the rich joke. I put things up.
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Just give me the ball. Broken ankles.
Just give me the ball. Just give me the
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ball.
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Broken ankles. Just give me the ball.
Just give me the ball. Broken ankles.
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Just give me the ball. Just give me the
ball. Broken ankles. Just give me the
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ball. Just give me the ball.
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Broken ankles. Just give me the ball.
Just give me the ball.
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Broken
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ankles.
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Just give me the ball.
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Okay, next basket win.
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With all due respect, there's only one
thing left to say.
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Woo -hoo!
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Your friend sure knows how to celebrate.
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I'm sure he'll be done in a minute.
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Or two.
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Babe, don't go back!
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Successful applicant.
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Yours must be in here.
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You think?
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Yeah, mine's labeled all other
applicants. Also known as better luck
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chump.
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Hello, I'm Michael Davies. Have I got a
scoop for you.
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What else was there?
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Oh,
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Wilder did his essay on completing the
perfect Ollie 360.
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He had a follow -up story, what to look
for in a leg cast.
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Amanda.
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do something like this.
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The day Baba came to school.
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Delamination feels in the freshness.
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Mine isn't in here.
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I was right. Framed in DJ's office.
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Or it could be in the loser box.
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Did you find it?
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No.
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Strong voice but awkward structure.
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Needs work.
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Not ready?
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I was rejected.
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Only winners work at Buzz.
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Swoosh, just like yesterday.
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When I beat your dad.
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Yeah, about that.
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Maybe you could have eased up a little.
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Eased up?
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I'm sure your dad wants to beat me fair
and square.
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Daddy hates losing.
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It would be good sportsmanship to give
him a rematch at something that's more
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his game.
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Like, um, polo.
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If you're going to make him games, come
up with a better name than polo. How
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about Slim Slam?
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It's not made up. It's real.
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And you're playing him stay at five.
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How do you play it? Where do you play
it?
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I won't have time to prepare.
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My point?
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Exactly.
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Has anyone ever heard of knocking? I
don't have time for knocking on doors.
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too busy going bald.
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Why would you even say that? I didn't
say that.
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Clarissa, Psychic to the Stars, said it.
I see. What else did Clarissa say? She
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predicted that I would watch So You
Think You Can Sew on TV last night, and
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did. That was your choice.
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Like I would miss finding out if Bernice
was eliminated.
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And? She's the one.
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Okay, Michael, how exactly can I help
you with this?
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Well, I figured since you're an older
guy with all this hair that you might
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some hair -saving secrets.
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Is that a... Wake? Do tell. Michael,
listen.
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Psychics work by giving vague
predictions that can be interpreted in
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Did she say anything specific that could
only apply to you? She said that today
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I would bump into a six -foot man
-eating chicken. And that was the point
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stopped listening. Michael, trust me.
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Psychics are totally bogus.
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Shiver.
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How tall are you?
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Six feet.
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You're the six -foot man -eating
chicken.
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Clarissa is all -knowing.
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At least all knowing about chickens.
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So, Rebecca told me about your little
discovery yesterday.
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I just want you to know that there was a
mistake made.
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So instead of awkward structure, you
mean awesome structure?
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No.
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Someone in the office made a mistake and
sent you an acceptance letter when you
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should have got a rejection letter.
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Wait, so someone else should be sitting
at my desk right now?
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But don't worry. I called the other
writer, and he doesn't want the
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See, you know what? Everything's solved,
Neil. Let's get back to work. Wait,
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wait.
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So you offered him my job?
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No, no, no, no. I didn't want to lose
you, so I offered him a job, too.
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Buzz is big enough for two music
writers, but he's not interested, so...
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am I.
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If I didn't get here on my merit, I
don't want to be here.
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I quit.
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Do kids still even say that anymore?
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Not so much.
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Awkward.
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How was polo?
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How was what?
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Fine. How was Slim Slam?
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Ask your dad.
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Daddy!
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Ew. Air hug?
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I'm fine, honeybee.
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It was just beginner's luck.
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Hey, you're the one who wanted to play
Slim Slam. Stop calling it that.
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I mean, good match.
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One, two, three, four. I declare a thumb
war. Oh,
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no. You little.
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The wild man's thumb is a fire.
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You only beat me because I'm suffering
from Gleeberry thumb. You try sending 10
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,000 emails to Japan, you little teeny
tiny.
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So, Daddy, you want to go shopping? I'll
buy you your favorite frozen yogurt,
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chocolate caviar truffle.
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Caviar would just slow me down, baby.
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I want another shot, Wilder. Name your
game. I have a game. It's called Dinner
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at Daddy's Club. You can compete over
who holds up my chair.
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Yachting. Drinking through your nose.
Baccarat. Drinking through your nose.
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Baseball, soccer, lawn, darts. Drinking
through your nose. Drinking through your
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nose. Drinking through your nose.
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Tetherball.
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Close enough.
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Uh,
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Mrs. Shepherd?
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Um...
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Oh, good for you, Wilder. Admitting it
is half the battle.
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I'm sure if I understood that, I'd be
insulted.
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The thing is, I keep beating Amanda's
dad in everything, and I kind of feel
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about it. So, maybe stop beating him. I
want to, but whenever we start playing,
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something inside of me won't allow me to
lose.
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Curse me, my competitive ways.
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Whatever I do, I give my all.
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Wait, wait.
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You give your all in my class?
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Sadly, yes.
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Really, because last week on the test...
I know.
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I said sadly.
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Okay. If you really do give everything
your all, just give the same effort to
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losing. You should make it about how
good you can look playing the game while
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letting Amanda's dad win.
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That's a great idea.
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I'll lose, but I'll lose with glory.
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Just like how I failed last week's test,
but I failed it with glory.
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Not buying it.
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What are you doing?
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Whatever I can to ward off evil.
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A rabbit's foot is good luck.
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Not to the rabbit.
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Thank you, overusedjokes .com.
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A bald head could ruin me.
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Hello, lucky horseshoe.
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Help keep my hair shiny and in my head.
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You really think that works?
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If it doesn't, there's always the ever
-popular salt over the shoulder.
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Michael,
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you're not supposed to throw the whole
shaker. Well, these are desperate times.
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Times just got more desperate.
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He's got a repair out of my head. I just
know it.
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Good luck.
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What's Noah doing?
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He's packing his things.
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Looks more like he's rearranging his
things.
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Maybe he wants to make sure he has
everything.
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It's four bucks.
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Anyone see my stapler? Yeah, it's on my
desk.
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Keep it.
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As a symbol of all the good times we've
had.
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Thanks. My stapler Henry could use a
friend.
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So, this is it, huh?
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As soon as I finish packing up.
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I hate to see you go, and I hate to say
this even more, kiddo, but head office
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needs you to write a resignation letter.
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Oh. Can I use my old desk?
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Of course. Be my guest.
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That's all I ever was.
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Go, Welder!
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Go,
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Daddy!
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Let the game begin!
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Come here, come here, come here.
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Are you trying to let me win? No way,
man.
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Really? No way.
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All right, then hit this.
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You are trying to let me win.
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You're trying to lure the bigger man in
front of my daughter.
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Well, not on my court.
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Yes, sir.
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because everybody's crazy and all I can
do is goodbye.
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And you
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didn't
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think I could go 24 hours a day.
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Would you go ahead and win already?
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You just win. I'm trying.
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I'm trying harder.
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All right.
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I'll win.
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Way to
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go, Mr.
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Pierce.
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Mandy?
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A little help, please?
286
00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:33,040
I told you we should have played
drinking through the nose.
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In my mind.
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00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,780
Why are you wearing a shower cap?
289
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,720
Oh, and what is that smell?
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It smells like someone's cooking cabbage
in hot dog water.
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It's a special gel that's supposed to
keep my hair fastened to my head. You
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don't think being the smelly kid in the
shower cap is worse than baldness?
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It's a trade -off, really.
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No listening buzz, and this is what
you're thinking of?
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be the reason he's leaving. He doesn't
want to get blinded by my shiny dome.
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Let's look at this rationally.
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Your dad's bald, right?
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He prefers follically challenged.
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And your uncle's? He balls every one of
them. So there's a very good chance
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you'll be bald, too.
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In about 40 years.
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00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,840
When you put it that way, it doesn't
seem so bad.
303
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So you'll lose the shower cap?
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For now.
305
00:18:23,860 --> 00:18:25,860
But don't come near me in 39 years.
306
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,020
I'll have some serious panicking to do.
307
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,360
Still, your hair, it's different.
308
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,100
Clarissa was right.
309
00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:41,460
My hair is springing out of my head.
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Very well written resignation.
311
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Oh, how's the structure?
312
00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,680
Awkward?
313
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:04,430
Noah, even if your athlete didn't get
you and you've earned your spot here,
314
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bad you're leaving.
315
00:19:07,210 --> 00:19:09,430
I want to stay, DJ. Oh, please.
316
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:13,090
Come out in front of the others and beg
me to stay. I'll say yes.
317
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:17,970
What? Why would I do that? Oh, because I
made such a big deal about leaving.
318
00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:19,490
It's the only way I can stay and keep my
dignity.
319
00:19:19,730 --> 00:19:20,730
Oh, please.
320
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:22,869
I'll do anything.
321
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,230
Extra stories, early deadlines.
322
00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:25,950
Just come out and beg me, please.
323
00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:31,020
Noah, you can stay, but I'm not going to
beg. The decision has to be yours.
324
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:32,780
Oh, fine. You talked me into it.
325
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,880
Listen, can you not tell anyone I
pleaded? I got this whole Lou thing
326
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,860
Your secret's safe with me.
327
00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:45,740
Where'd you go, honeybee?
328
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,940
I couldn't watch you guys anymore.
329
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:49,260
I went to the mall.
330
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:50,980
What'd you buy?
331
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Nothing.
332
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,000
Oh, this is more serious than I thought.
333
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
What's wrong?
334
00:19:57,260 --> 00:20:01,560
You got all competitive with Wilder,
from your thumb wars to your slim slam.
335
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:02,860
It was embarrassing.
336
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:04,480
And why is that?
337
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:11,220
Because Daddy may kind of, sort of,
maybe like him. Just a little teeny bit.
338
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:12,920
I know.
339
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,700
What do you think I was so hard on him?
340
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:18,180
All you had to do was give him a strong
handshake and a stern look.
341
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,340
So, what do you think of him?
342
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,220
I find Wilder to be relentless.
343
00:20:26,129 --> 00:20:31,130
Overly competitive and prone to annoying
celebratory outbursts. That should tell
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00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,130
you where I stand.
345
00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:39,830
Daddy!
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00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:46,650
That didn't sound good. Are you kidding?
That's the best review of a guy he's
347
00:20:46,650 --> 00:20:47,409
ever given.
348
00:20:47,410 --> 00:20:50,850
Those are the exact words people used to
describe Daddy when he was your age.
349
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:54,910
Wow. I wonder if I'll be a multi
-gajillionaire too.
350
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,640
Not if you think that Jillian is a real
number.
351
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,800
But at least it means that your dad
likes me.
352
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:04,220
It means that if you come by the house,
he won't stick the bigger dogs on you.
353
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:05,960
Only ankle biters?
354
00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:08,160
And the wild man wins again!
355
00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:12,460
Guys,
356
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,580
check this out.
357
00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:25,130
No, it's things like this that make me
glad I'm still here.
358
00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:27,250
Good thing DJ begged me to stay.
359
00:21:30,110 --> 00:21:31,310
As if. LOL.
360
00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,970
What an attitude.
361
00:21:34,390 --> 00:21:35,950
A doll after my own heart.
362
00:21:37,150 --> 00:21:38,390
Fashion victim coming through.
363
00:21:39,370 --> 00:21:40,370
Let me try.
364
00:21:41,070 --> 00:21:42,530
I'm here. Let the fun begin.
365
00:21:42,890 --> 00:21:44,370
I didn't even pull the string yet.
366
00:21:44,830 --> 00:21:46,070
I'm right behind you, Walter.
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00:21:46,590 --> 00:21:48,710
We should have never taken this thing
out of its box.
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