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My article Eat Right Tonight is going to
rock.
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Oh, you get to write about nutrition?
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I'm faked with jealousy.
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Don't worry. There's at least one person
who cares about nutrition.
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You see?
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Amanda's excited.
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No, I meant you.
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Like you guys have anything better to
write about.
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TV star slash fashion icon slash
recording artist slash all -around cool
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Ashley Leggett.
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Okay, listen up. My gal pal here,
Ashley, has agreed to do an interview
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of you guys for Teen Buzz magazine.
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Oh, look, I'm high -five worthy.
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And apparently faint worthy, too.
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You know, if you ate your leafy greens,
that wouldn't happen.
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Find out what's new. Congratulations on
you.
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And if that film was true, it's a whole
new thing.
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The pages of my magazine.
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The latest buzz.
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I wonder what...
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One of us is going to get to do the
Ashley article, and how are we going to
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break it to everyone else that it's me?
What? Enough, enough.
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Sorry, guys. I can't decide which of my
talents I want featured, so DJ and I
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thought we'd give everyone the chance to
interview me.
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I tried for the all -Ashley, all -the
-time issue, but someone said Daniel
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Radcliffe needed coverage, too.
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Since Rebecca is the only one that has a
story, the rest of you will compete to
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write the best Ashley article. Have fun.
Oh, but remember, this is a friendly
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competition. Got it?
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Sure. Obvious.
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Super Fantastic Land, the greatest theme
park in the history of fun.
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What are you talking about, dude?
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Seasons past, whoever gets the Ashley
article, losers chip in to buy it. DJ
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said it was a friendly competition.
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NYOB and attrition lady.
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I can show off my bathing suit at the
water park.
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I can go on all the rides that end with
doom. I can watch the synchronized
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swimming version of Good Witch Bad
Witch.
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I can laugh at Michael watching
synchronized swimming.
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And I can pack you all nutritious
snacks.
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Game on!
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Happy 25th birthday, Carl.
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I've never even heard of this guy.
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You can't throw Carl's birthday cake.
The guy is a legend.
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It's junk food and it's old.
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I'm getting rid of all the unhealthy
food in the fridge.
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Oh. Okay, I'll help. Guess what? I got
the first Ashley -legged interview.
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No way!
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Was she impressed by your journalism
skills?
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No, I called her first.
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These digits were meant for dialing.
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Happy 50th, birthday Carl?
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They really have to clean out this
fridge more often.
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Once I take Ashley rollerblading, that
season's pass is all mine.
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I think she's so... Hey!
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The dome says trash it, but the tummy
says stash it.
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can be the angle for my article.
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I'll make a junk food addict into a
health nut.
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Are you in?
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It's going to be hard, though,
especially with Carl working here.
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That dude is a cake magnet.
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Check it out.
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What do you think?
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I think your underwear is two sizes too
small.
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What do you want, Shepard?
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Okay, you know how it's always been my
dream to be on Slebs and Schlubs? The
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show where starlets and schmoes dance
nose to nose?
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It's also been your dream to make the
world the largest pancake.
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This dream just came true. I got on the
show!
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There's only one small problem. I need a
celebrity dance partner, and I need you
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to talk to your friend Ashley Leggett
and ask her if she'll dance with me.
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Oh, sure!
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I do that kind of thing all the time.
You know... I just got Ryan Gosling to
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play kickball with the lunch lady.
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DJ, it's just one tiny favor.
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Like the time that you asked me to help
you paint your house. You bailed and
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went to Niagara Falls, remember?
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Yeah, but I got you those flyers for
those college painter guys.
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Hey, what about the time I helped you
change your flat tire?
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I changed your flat tire!
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Because you have better upper body
strength.
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By the way...
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I am just a giant spatula away from
making my pancake dream come true.
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Dream on, Shepard.
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Dream on.
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Whoa. First stop to interview Ashley.
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Are you feeling the fear?
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The Wildman doesn't know the meaning of
fear.
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And many other words.
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Anyway, once Ashley sees me moving at
Mach 3, she's going to know she's
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with a pro.
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Hello, seasons past.
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Do you like to blade?
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Curse me and my need for speed.
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Was that the weirdest interview ever?
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Actually, that won't even make the top
five. The last guy was a spit talker.
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We can't let him win the seasons past.
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He'll waste it watching synchronized
swimming.
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Yeah, you know he's already
choreographed the whole thing himself
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So where are you and your co -star
secretly dating?
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I've never even met the guy.
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Actually, that was a joke.
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I have a boyfriend, but my co -star's a
bud. He helps make the show a great job.
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I bet it's like you writing for Buzz.
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Yeah, yeah, you can write jokes for
Buzz.
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What?
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Um, sorry, is it still fun when your
fans recognize your... Teeth?
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Uh, it's always great to have someone
say hello. I mean, obviously you don't
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want anyone to start following you
around or anything.
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Yeah, I'll follow you around.
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I'm not really sure if you're listening.
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You just made the top five worst
interviews.
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Hume.
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enjoying day one of eating healthy.
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Loving it. I'm feeling better, sleeping
better, sitting better, talking better.
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Cannabis or grape tomato, they're low
-fat, low -calorie, and they contain
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significant levels of beta -carotene,
vitamin C, and vitamin B.
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Not to mention tomato goodness.
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Wilder, you promised me you weren't
going to eat any junk food.
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It's not my fault. The cafeteria was out
of croutons.
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All right.
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Empty your pockets.
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Now.
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Is that it?
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That would be more embarrassing than my
life.
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Why are you wearing giant shoes?
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Um, growth birth?
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I have a problem, and I'm not just
talking about candy that tastes like
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Who wants some water, huh?
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Diane Jeffries.
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What? Slow down.
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This year's Hunky Fireman's calendar
needs a judge.
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Right now?
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Uh, well, it is kind of last minute,
but... Oh, it's my civic duty.
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Okay, let me see.
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1 p .m. meeting, 2 .30, write editorial
self -respect.
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How to tell if you're desperate? Here's
a clue. You'll run after imaginary
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firemen.
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4 p .m., Amanda's photo shoot with
Ashley Leggett.
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Jackpot!
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How did you know the call was from me?
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I remembered. I was banned from judging
after last year's incident with Mr.
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October.
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And speaking of banned, you are
forbidden from stepping foot into this
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during Ashley's photo shoot or any other
Ashley -related...
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Just because 12 hunky firemen crushed
your dreams does not mean you have to
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crush mine.
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Out.
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Are you ready to come out?
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Uh, yeah. Are you sure this is what you
want me to wear?
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Absolutely.
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Presenting in Tokushima's latest
collection, inspired by the classic
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That's So Girly.
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the designer sent us. Yeah, I kind of
had a feeling when I did up the back
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twist ties.
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It must be from his French collection.
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Garbage.
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You're not buying this, are you? It's
worse than the time I showed up to a gal
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wearing the same thing as Trinity
Slade's Chihuahua. I bet you rocked it
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harder than that dog.
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I'm so sorry.
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What just happened?
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And my photo shoot.
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Woo -hoo.
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Smile. And who again?
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You get back here right now!
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This is not over!
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Hello, Daddy's assistant.
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Is it in your job description to give
wedgies to people who double -cross me?
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Good. Two.
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Atomic, please.
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That was worth the atomic wedgie. Yeah,
we got Amanda good.
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It was like, kapow! She had no idea what
hit her. Oh, oh, this is Amanda.
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Hi, my name is Amanda. What just
happened? Too funny. Victory lap!
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Yeah! Woo -hoo!
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All right, I'll give your guys one more
chance, but if they don't deliver, I'm
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telling my life story to Entertainment
Wow, and trust me...
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It's my favorite song.
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OMG, I just got taken out with the
trash.
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LOL, BCI.
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BCI? Yes, laughing out loud but crying
inside.
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Hilarious! Gosh!
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I'll deal with you later. Right now,
we've got a situation on our hands.
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Sky Train was a great CD, but you hit
Rough Diamond out of the park. From Bed
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Made of Lies to Dresser Full of Secrets,
it's 48 minutes and 22 seconds of
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musical play.
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Looks like I just met my next
interviewer.
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How about we meet tomorrow after I wrap?
Let's say 7 .30 at the Blurb?
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I'll be there.
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Oh, and no spit takes.
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Can't let him win.
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Here's the plan.
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Get Noah out of the way and we interview
Ashley.
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Deal.
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Ow!
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What was that for?
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For your pathetic impression of me.
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Hello, unknown caller.
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Noah speaking.
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Hey, Noah, big man. This is James
Stetson, Ashley Leggett's manager.
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Oh, hey.
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How's it going? How's it going? I own a
stretch slim on a private jet. How do
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you think it's going?
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Anyway, there's been a change of
interview plan.
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What are you doing?
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Making manager's office noises.
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Who's he managing, clowns? Traffic.
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Sorry about that, Noah Jackson.
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Traffic. Shut it.
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It's doggy biscuit time.
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The interview location is now Captain
Splatterfield's, capisce?
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The paintball place.
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Oh, yeah.
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Ashley's a mucho's big -time paintball
fan.
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You know, you sound like my friend.
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No, I don't.
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You're not yours. Call him on yourself.
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I better go. I'm busy. Busy being a big
-line backstabber.
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Hold on, Mr. Big Shot Goof, sir.
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I'm getting another call.
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Hello? Hey, no, it's Michael. What are
you doing?
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I'm talking to Ashley Leggett's manager.
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I am talking to Ashley Leggett's
manager.
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Hey, sir.
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Sorry about the whole backstabbing
thing. No problemo, champ.
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Anywho, I got a rendezvous with my hydro
jet. Later. Thanks very much.
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Hello,
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real Mr. Stetson. There's been a chase
of plans for tomorrow's interview.
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Ashley will be picked up in the Pierce
limo.
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Now, one way to beat your addiction is
to think of healthy food replacements.
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Like eating celery instead of fries.
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Why would anyone eat celery when they
could have fries?
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Come on, just try it. One bite.
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What is it made of? Is it a pastry?
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Does it have cheese filling? No, it's
celery.
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You eat it raw.
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Ross Trucker?
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Yes.
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So, if I apologize to the Fireman's
Association, would there be any chance
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I could be a judge next year?
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Mr. October isn't letting the incident
slide.
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I see.
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Okay, bye.
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Wow!
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It's Mr. Disco Ball himself.
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DJ, I just wanted to come by to tell you
that I found myself a celebrity dance
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partner. That's a relief.
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But I'd still like to meet Ashley. You
know, there's no harm right now that I
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got myself a slubs and slubs partner.
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Who's your partner, Shepard?
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Biddy McAllister.
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The old lady from the automatic light
switch commercial?
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It's a snap to turn out the lights.
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Biddy passed away peacefully three years
ago at the ripe old age of 100.
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She's dead?
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Why do they keep running her commercials
then?
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DJ, look, Ashley's your friend. Why
can't you just say to her, hi, this is
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charming colleague, Andrew Shepard, and
he would like to dance with you?
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Because, Shepard, no matter how
preposterous your idea or your scheme
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always win.
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Always.
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And I don't. Oh, DJ, you are a small and
petty woman.
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And you're a bonehead dreamer. So I am.
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Look, I see your point, and I'm willing
to drop it.
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Thank you.
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What do you say I buy you a smoothie?
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Sure. But I'm getting a double wheat
germ booster.
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Okay, and now that I'm buying you a
smoothie, any chance you might
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Where are they?
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Now I don't have time to pitch Ashley my
movie of the week.
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Falling Up, One Boy's Story of Hope.
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Ashley would play Hope.
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Thanks for the smoothie, Shepard.
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No problem, DJ.
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And just for the record, I don't always
win.
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I just won a car!
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Try again.
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Half hour late. What's Amanda's little
doing?
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Taking a detour through Moose Jaw?
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I was set up.
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It was a paintball target.
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Ashley's manager called me and said the
interview got moved to the paintball
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field. Really? The paintball field?
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I only wish Amanda could see the look on
your face.
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Well, her limo's right outside, but
she's not in it. She's not in it, and
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not here.
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Gah, Amanda set me up, too.
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This can only mean one thing.
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Actually, it can mean more than one
thing, but I think it only means one
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Come on.
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Amanda's upstairs with Ashley Leggett
right now.
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Ashley Leggett is in the building?
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. The boneheaded
dream lives on.
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Getting a glass of milk. It's just
Morneau's favorite.
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Not lemon meringue pie.
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Aren't lemons healthy?
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They prevent scurvy.
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Wilder, you promised.
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I was being good. I was just reaching
for some carrots, but all of a sudden,
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they tried to bite me. So I grabbed the
pie to defend myself.
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Wilder. Hey, look at...
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why the firemen do not want you back.
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Shepard! Oh, this is the cute teacher
you're always talking about?
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No! Michael, you set us up! Set you up?
You set me up! Guys, guys, can't we just
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accept the fact that you're all sneaky
little weasels?
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Although I am flattered that you went to
such lengths to get my interview.
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Michael!
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Actually, it wasn't just about you.
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It was also about a season's pass to
Super Fantastic Wayne.
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Well, it does have pretty cool rides.
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Every ride goes upside down.
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Payback time.
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On guard.
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I'm just not cut out for this.
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This is so embarrassing.
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A man of Pierce would not do to this
level.
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You will ruin the day, my friend.
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Go get him, girlfriend.
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Stop it. Right now.
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Ashley, hi.
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I just was wondering... Give me that...
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There had better be another pie for me
to throw at someone.
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Uh, Ashley.
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Hi.
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Again, uh, big fan.
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I was wondering if you would be my dance
partner on Slebs and Schlubs.
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Since I agreed to do this article, I've
been spit -taked, dressed up in trash,
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lied to, and now as I'm standing here
covered in some pie, some guy that I've
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never even met wants me to dance with
him on a reality show?
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No, it does pay double scale.
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Yes!
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Can we focus on what really matters
here? Which one of us gets to do the
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interview?
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So what advice would you give to someone
looking to change their eating habits?
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Well, it's all about moderation. You eat
well, but don't forget to treat
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yourself once in a while.
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People may blame the pie, but I say it's
Carl's fault.
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I never have to touch one of these pool
-with -an -old -wake -on -it things.
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Worst thing?
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Rebecca gets a season's pass with Super
Fantastic Land. And when she gets there,
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they're just going to have to call it
Land.
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From this day on, Rebecca Edna Harper's
name is what to me?
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Is that really your middle name?
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No, I'm just being petty.
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Want to go to Super Fantastic Land?
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You are on. We can show off our cute
bathing suits. I have the perfect one.
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then maybe we can check with the water
version of Good Witch, Bad Witch. Wally
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Monkett?
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I'm mocking my knees.
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In case you missed it, last night's
grand
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champions and $10 ,000 winners are celeb
Ashley Leggett and schleb Andrew
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Shepard.
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Word on the street, ladies, is he's
single.
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He always wins. Every single time.
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I'll get you next month, Shepard.
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Oh! It's Carl's retirement.
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Retirement cake.
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