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Where is your dad?
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People's lives depend on that package.
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Don't worry your dome off. My dad's the
fastest courier ever.
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A little wilder, the big wilder. What's
your 80? I mean 20. Where are you? Over.
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I've entered buzz and I'm running
through the lobby. No running in the
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Speed. Walk into the lobby. Over.
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We're losing him.
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He's in the elevator.
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Yes. He's stuck on the second floor.
I'll never make it. He's got three, two,
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one. Oh.
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we didn't make it.
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And the big wild man does it again.
Yeah, I took the stairs.
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There's only two reasons to use an
elevator.
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One, injury.
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Two, delivering an ostrich.
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Your special delivery.
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Thank you.
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Okay, journos, food's up.
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Hey, there's no fortune cookies.
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Start your watches.
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Watching the time pass, can't wait to
get out and hang out with my friends.
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Find out what's new, who's rising on
who, and who's that from what's new.
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It's a whole new thing, in the pages of
my magazine.
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Confucius says your dad rocks, and my
lucky numbers are 225 and 48.
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Let me guess.
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You're stretching an invisible cat.
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Oh, I know. You're wondering how my
article in the air guitar competition is
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going. Bingo.
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So? I'm air riding it right now. Oh,
backspace, backspace.
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And not only that...
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I've entered the competition, and I'm in
it to win it.
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Excellent.
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Hey, Noah, how would you like to
interview Lance Prescott?
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Yeah, right.
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I'd rather lick a frozen flagpole,
juggle beehives, or swim with piranhas
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wearing a bathing suit made of meat.
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Let me guess.
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I'm interviewing Lance Prescott.
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You can do it in a meat bathing suit if
that makes you happy.
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Typey, typey.
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Have you seen... Look out, it's under
your chair.
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That was close.
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I almost sat on it.
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Where is it?
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OMG. I can't believe this is happening
to me. Me neither.
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What are we talking about?
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This bag.
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It's a fashionable figure, Ruchi, with
just the right amount of carrying space.
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And it matches your outfit. What more
could a girl ask for?
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Her wallet?
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I left it in my Wednesday bag.
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The day or night bag?
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Neither. The mid -morning -before -lunch
bag.
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Michael, can I... Michael,
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can I borrow $5?
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No problem.
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Give and thou shalt receive back
tenfold.
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Thank you, Mikey.
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Oh, can you make it $20? I'm a big
tipper.
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Are you ready for your Lance Prescott
interview?
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Nope.
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No questions?
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Noah, you can't go into an interview
unprepared. What are you going to do?
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I'll improvise.
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Improvise? You can't improvise. No, you
can't improvise. I can improvise. Hey, I
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could improvise if I wanted. Oh, really?
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Then go ahead, say something.
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The clock starts now. Well, right from
the top of my head?
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Booga, booga, booga.
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Six seconds and all you can come up with
is booga -wooga -wooga.
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Fine. Maybe I'm not as good at thinking
on my feet as you are, but a journalist
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should still do some preparation.
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Lance Prescott has nothing to say, and
how do you prepare for nothing?
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By doing nothing.
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Everyone has something to say. Trust me,
the only opinion this guy has is, rock
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on, rock on, rock on, rock on, rock on.
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Lance probably has strong opinions about
things. He must... have thoughts on
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global warming or politics or the state
of rock and roll in the digital era.
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And if you're doing the talking hand
thing, I'd stop.
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Or I'll... Or I'll... Yeah, definitely
can't improvise.
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She can't dance either.
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Back and forth the birdie goes.
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Where it lands, nobody is sure.
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While it runs, while it dives.
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Oh, you got me.
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And Wilder gets ready to sign autographs
for his adoring fan. Yeah, nice game,
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little dude.
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Two of your finest smoothies, please.
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Who gets the bonus cherry?
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Rock, paper, scissors.
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Oh, yeah.
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Never bring a rock to a paper fight, my
friend.
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Fuck, you always fail me.
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First one to get a smoothie headache
wins.
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I remember my wallet today, and there
was a clear sale at the mall.
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That had work.
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And the best part was, everything was 50
% off.
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Great. That means you can pay me back.
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What do you think?
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Do you like the straight leg or the
skinny leg jeans better?
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Do the pom -pom socks make my outfit
sizzle or fizzle?
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Fizzle. Pom -pom socks look a lot better
than they taste.
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And they're making a great comeback.
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Rebecca just bought a pair.
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Ew. They're going back.
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Better not be any bite marks in them.
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Just out of curiosity, how much did they
cost?
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$19 .99.
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Great. With that refund, you can... Buy
$20 worth of peachy lip gloss?
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I know. You're the best.
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Yum.
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Okay, Lance, I just have one last
question before we wrap up.
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Rock on, man.
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Rock on!
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If you could say one thing to that young
Lance Prescott fan out there besides
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something that ends in an on, what would
it be?
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Rock out?
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Yeah.
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Rock out.
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Rock on down to my office. I'd like to
go over some final arrangements for your
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performance tomorrow.
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Rock on.
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Rock on.
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Rock out.
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Rock on.
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Can I say it? Please, please, can I? Get
out of your system.
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I told you so.
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I can't believe that guy's real. I mean,
what's with all the rock on, rock on,
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rock on?
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So, Lance, what do you like to do in
your spare time?
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Rock on.
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What's your favorite flavor of ice
cream? Rock on.
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Can you say anything else besides rock
on?
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Rock on.
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Dude, this is the stuff that dreams are
made of.
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Free bird, not too shabby.
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Pretty good wing whammy.
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Not even using air guitar pick.
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Gotta watch out for her. She looks like
she can kick it.
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No one kicks it harder than me.
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That goes out to my number one fan.
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Encore, encore.
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My son has hit the big time. Man, that
rubber band guitar I made when you were
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three sure is paying off now, huh?
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Dad, are you here to watch me shred the
competition?
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I won't just be watching.
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I'll be shredding the competition, too.
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Wait,
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wait, we're competing?
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Yeah, it's Wilder versus Wilder. Are you
as pumped as I am?
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Yeah, totally pumped.
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How do you check the time?
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Clock on.
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What do you put on a blackboard?
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Chalk on.
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What do you do on a door?
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Knock on.
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What do you do when your feet are cold?
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Sock on.
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Here he comes.
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I cannot wait to hear you play, and
neither can our readers. This place is
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to be bumping. Yeah!
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People don't do this anymore, do they?
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Cool.
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I'm going to go get some Chinese.
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Walk on.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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As per your contract, take a listen.
Make sure everything sounds good with
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interview before we go to print.
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Noah, you left the recorder on.
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Here you go.
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Rock on.
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Do something!
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Wait!
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Good job, Noah. That was a great
interview.
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We are on that tape!
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That look on your face, what do you call
it?
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Shock on.
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So, Lance, you had your first Nanaimo
bar.
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Fascinating.
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You know what else is fascinating?
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Whether or not you listened to the tape
yet.
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No?
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Well, take your time.
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Yes, I will rock on. Thank you.
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So? He hasn't listened to the tape yet,
but he will around five.
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Which means all we have to do is get it
back before five. Which is not going to
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be easy. These things never are.
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Here's what we do.
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We sneak into his hotel room and grab
the tape without him noticing.
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Then erase the incriminating evidence
and sneak it back to him. It's perfect.
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But risky, very risky.
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Almost too risky.
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Would you pick an emotion and stick with
it?
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Nervous as it is.
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Oh, this will never work.
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You couldn't have gone with confidence.
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About the principal, $20 may not be a
lot of money to a man, but it is to me.
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Maybe I should hire a goon to get it
back.
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First, I'd have to be paid to hire him.
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Next.
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Big Beans isn't the answer to
everything, you know.
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Wait, Mikey, coming through.
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It is in the ever -fashionable and oh
-so -forgetful Miss Pierce.
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What was that?
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Nothing.
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I'll have this, this, this, and this.
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Deal -ish.
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Would you look at that? I'm clean out of
cash.
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I have an idea.
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Maybe the lunch lady will let you off if
you wash a few dishes.
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Wash dishes?
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That's right, sweet cheeks. Get
scrubbing.
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Ew.
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What are you doing?
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Looking up air guitar repair shops?
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No, I'm researching local couriers. This
current guy is losing his zip.
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Oh.
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Look, I know how difficult parents can
be, Wilder, but you should just talk to
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your dad.
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Whatever is bothering you, I'm sure he
would love to know.
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Thanks, DJ.
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Woo -hoo! The Wilder Express is always
on time!
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All right, high five for the dude!
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and a big ten for the boss lady. Ka
-pow!
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Good luck, Dad.
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It's a dude, huh? Are you ready to crank
up our amps and blow away the
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competition?
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Um, Dad, I... I want to talk to you
about something. It's kind of hard for
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say, but it's just, um... Hey, hey,
listen.
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You don't have to be shy about asking me
for help here. I got you covered.
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There's your problem, all right? Yeah,
your B string's got a slight buzz
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the first and second fret there. Oh,
thanks.
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All right, yeah, that's what I'm here
for, man. All right, I'm going to catch
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you later at the competition, all right?
See you later, little dude.
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All right, ladies and gentlemen, there
will be no encore.
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Big Wilder is leaving the building.
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Turn it on!
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Put it over there, guys.
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Aye, sir, right away, sir.
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Hey, are you from Scotland?
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Aye, sir, I'm as Scottish as a wee bit
of haggis on a foggy night in Edinburgh.
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That's the worst Scottish...
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The less is smitten with my thick
Scottish brogue. I'll blow it out your
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bagpipes. Quick, let's find that tape.
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She was good.
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Definitely made my $20 ticket worth it.
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You paid?
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Father comps my ticket.
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Thank you!
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Thank you! Thank you!
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That's it! Enough is enough!
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Wilder, hang on a second. Let me just...
Oh, okay.
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That's going to be trouble.
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Okay. Lil Davies, come on.
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Call somebody, please.
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Who's got a cell phone?
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He's coming!
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Quick, under the bed!
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Speak on.
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Wait. Noah Jackson, Buzz Magazine.
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Rock on. What's up, my man?
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Oh, not much. Just, uh, just hiding.
Hanging. Hanging out.
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How about you?
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Just rocking on, man.
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I'm going to listen to that tape now.
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Later.
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Aha! I got you!
269
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Where's the complaint about an out -of
-control discipline? I think I found the
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problem, sir.
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Really, you had to wear the pager.
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Forms.
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I didn't know employees at Buzz had
uniforms.
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Perfect. I want my $20.
275
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What? I was going to pay you back.
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Really? When?
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As a matter of fact... You can't just go
borrowing money from people who don't
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have as much as you and not pay them
back.
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Pull that.
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What's this?
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Pull it.
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$200?
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Give and thou shalt receive back
tenfold.
284
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Amanda, this is way too generous.
285
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I know.
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You want $20?
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You got it. Now we're even.
288
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Why couldn't they have made it a bigger
size?
289
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You okay?
290
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You pulled a pretty mean Hendrix on my
air guitar there.
291
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Your routine wasn't cool, Dad.
292
00:18:22,740 --> 00:18:23,740
What?
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The critic was calling just like a raw
spectacle of pure power just fused into
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guitars. Dad, Dad, Dad.
295
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It was cool.
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But it wasn't cool -cool.
297
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It's fun competing with you and being on
stage with you, but this is the one
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time when I just wanted to be in the
audience.
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Like a dad.
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I'm sorry. I got kind of carried away, I
guess. But can you blame me?
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You're the most awestruck son ever.
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Thanks.
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We can still hang.
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Just not from cables over a stage.
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I can be a dad, you know, but I got to
warn you, dad's nag.
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I can handle nagging. Okay. Well, then
stand up straight, right? Quit
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Tie those shoes before you trip.
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And you're banned from the internet for
a week for smashing my air guitar.
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Dude, no fair.
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Dude left a couple of minutes ago.
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Now you're dealing with Dad.
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Let's go eat some vegetables.
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You first. Dad!
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How do you check the time?
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Clock on.
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What do you put on a blackboard?
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Chalk on.
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So I guess you're probably going to
cancel our buzz performance tonight,
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Do you know why I'm doing this concert
for Buzz?
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To boost record sales?
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Well, yes.
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And because I did your column.
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Really? Thank you.
324
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I always thought my audience was
younger.
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And female.
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Oh, you're talking to Noah.
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Right.
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Every article you write is amazing.
329
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It's like you choose the perfect words
to express exactly how you feel about
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something.
331
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All I've got is my rock on.
332
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Rock on is a surprisingly versatile
phrase.
333
00:20:15,850 --> 00:20:19,390
Speaking of rock on, where did it go?
334
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:24,030
Well, you two don't realize that there
are two sides to Lance Prescott.
335
00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:29,030
It's a university educated one and the
rock star I created who made me filthy
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rich. So you do have something to say.
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Indubitably.
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For a guy who's got nothing to say, he
sure can't sing.
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Room 425 needs pie a la mode.
340
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,440
What? I'm going for employee of the
month.
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I already have a job.
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I need a dance partner.
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Can I borrow you for a second?
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Let's not do the borrowing thing. This
one's my treat.
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