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One minute until deadline, journals.
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Hypey pipey.
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Almost done, almost done. Help, I need a
better lead.
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What about they must call cruise control
for a reason?
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Perf, you are the best, Rebecca.
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How does my article look?
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You buried your lead. Switch the first
two paragraphs and put it on paper.
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I knew I should have wore a tank top
today.
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Quick, chaos review.
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Mini title now.
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Have you tried chaos theory?
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Who may like it?
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Rebecca. I need a word that means... Ew.
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Repugnant. No, repugnant's more of a
yuck.
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Abhorrent. Love it.
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What? No, not yet.
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Your article's late.
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Everyone else is, too.
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Not from where I'm looking.
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to drop my name anytime.
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One apple pear protein blaster, please.
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While I'm celebrating, yep, celebrating,
it's celebration time.
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Is it just me or are these stools
uncomfortable?
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Wait, maybe it's because I'm sitting on
a giant story.
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Oh, sorry,
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dude.
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Ma 'am, is it just me or are these
stools really uncomfortable?
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Maybe it's because I'm sitting on a
giant story.
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You're ruining my moment.
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I have a huge secret.
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Don't tell me. Dude, I can't keep a
secret to save my life.
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In fact, I even wanted to keep that a
secret.
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I'm sorry. I gotta tell someone that I
just found out that... Rachel was caught
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without her plastic face mask.
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And then she said, nice night. We don't
do dragon breath.
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I thought we'd go this big. I'm going to
put Teen Bug on the map.
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It's already on the map. How do you
think I get to work every day?
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Just remember, this has got to stay
secret until I break this story.
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What's up?
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Listen, DJ, I know my articles were late
today, but it's only because I was
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trying to help everyone else, which is
why I think I should get more
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recognition.
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Uh -huh.
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you think I shouldn't, which is fine,
too. I don't want you to think I don't
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appreciate this opportunity because I
do.
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Knock, knock. Who's there?
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Opportunity. Come in. I've made borscht.
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Okay.
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You can get more recognition.
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Really? You deserve it.
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What do you think about being my junior
editor for the week? You can help me
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proof stories, monitor deadlines, and
tutor Cody Herman.
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Oh, dear.
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Yeah. Cody's TV column leaves something
to be desired. For example, here's his
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review on Chimps Ahoy.
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Book was better?
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He likes it even in three words or less.
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So, can you work with him? I'm not
expecting any miracles.
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A fourth word will do.
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I'm on it, DJ.
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Okay. Oh, and Rebecca, don't let him
know I asked you. I don't think you'd be
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good friends. Go. Gotcha. Okay.
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I can't believe it. You break one
Fabergé egg.
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The kind with the solid chocolate yolk?
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No, the kind with the solid gold yolk.
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Wow. Easter's a lot different at your
house.
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It's the priceless jeweled egg. The kind
my stepmom wants to bring out whenever
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she wants to flaunt our wealth.
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My mom just takes off the plastic sofa
covers.
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If she didn't want it to break, she
shouldn't have left it lying around in
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ornate glass display case.
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Which I also broke.
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No, Daddy says he's bailed me out for
the last time.
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Look, it still works.
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This is too much. I can't keep this
secret. I have to blab.
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It's bigger than both of us.
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Her story depends on it.
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I know. I'll go outside and yell into
the sky. No one will ever know.
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Can't make it.
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Finger oozing.
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Battery lowering.
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You.
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You look like a trustworthy person.
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I just found out that... She was caught
without a plastic face mask.
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He said, nice snaggle, dude. Dragon
breath.
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Cute story, kid.
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Oh, you're Judy King from Entertainment
Wow.
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Oh, you're Judy King from Entertainment
Wow.
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I'll have the studio send you a glossy,
kid.
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You can't tell anyone.
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You ever heard of a typewriter virus?
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No. Exactly.
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And you are?
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Rebecca Harper.
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We've actually met before, plus we see
each other every day.
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I only remember important people.
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The name's Cody Herman, but my friends
call me the Herman.
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Um, okay, Herman.
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I was thinking that maybe you and I
could work together as peer editors.
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I'm marginally listening.
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I could look over your articles, give
you suggestions, and you could look over
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mine.
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Peer editors, huh?
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Looks like someone's trying to form an
alliance.
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So they don't get voted off.
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You can get voted off?
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That was a joke.
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You want to work together?
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Fine, I guess. I mean, I can't blame you
for wanting to work with the Hermit.
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So here's my... Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip,
zip. Oh, P .U.
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Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip.
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Ouch.
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You were right, Rebecca. This needs a
lot of work.
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It's a good thing you came to me.
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Amanda, it's fine, really.
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I'm glad you think so. Besides, I'm sure
you can do some cheers and buy a new
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one.
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Cheers? You know, when kids do work
around the house and their parents give
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money? Oh, you mean chores.
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Ew.
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Even the word sounds dirty.
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Anywho, I'm sure it won't take you too
long. Your guitar definitely doesn't
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expensive.
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Amanda. Just because I haven't called
your dad yet does not mean you're off
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hook. What am I supposed to do? Well, in
this situation, sitcom protocol
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dictates that the person higher status,
that would be you, rich girl, must
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relinquish all power and act as personal
assistant or gopher to the person with
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the lower status. That would be you,
smug guy.
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And as my gopher.
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That's great.
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You'll need a small, funny hand prop.
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You found me just in time.
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How many mistakes can you find? It's
only 100 words.
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Hello, gopher.
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Could you get me a blueberry smoothie?
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No.
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I'm going to call your dad, then.
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Whatever. I'm dialing. Fine, fine.
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Going.
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Give me a blueberry smoothie while
hopping on one foot.
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Hop hop, daddy's girl.
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And squawk like Poco the parrot while
bopping your head.
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Squawk?
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Squawk?
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Squawk? Squawk? Squawk?
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Ooh, this is gonna be fun.
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Nothing like a little entertainment.
Well, lunchtime edition.
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E -Wow is really thinking its teeth into
this story. What the... Hot
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without a plastic face mask.
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And then she said, nice snaggled tooth,
dragon breath.
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No! My stoop has been shoved!
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Who is to blame for this unparalleled
breach of trust?
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Del's people called my people for an
interview, but I said no deal.
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That never happened. Did it?
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Let's get back to your reviews.
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Rebecca, you can drop the concerned peer
act. I know what's really going on
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here. We do?
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Of course.
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And I just want to put an end to this
charade and say, yes, we can go on a
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already.
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What? Come on, Bex. We've both seen this
episode before.
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You cute but awkward, helping me,
classic teen heartthrob, when we both
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my reviews don't need any help.
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Admit it. You want the Herman to be your
man.
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For your information, Herman...
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want to go on a date with you it has
nothing to do with the fact that i'm not
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allowed to date what's the romantic
comedy without a few obstacles we are
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romantic comedy in fact i'm only here
because dj thinks your articles need
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i see good you're playing hard to get
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and i like it oh yeah well i hope you
like this
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on a physical gag before storming out.
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I totally saw that coming.
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I trusted you. And I trusted Judy King.
We are both misguided.
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Only you would blab the biggest story of
my career to the competition's face.
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You look trustworthy.
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The woman wrote a book called No Secret
Safe with me. There has to be some way I
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make it up to you.
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Way too easy.
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The only way that you can make it up to
me is to scour the entire city until you
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find another.
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It's got to be secret.
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That's going to change the world.
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I'm on it. How hard could it be?
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Hard. Very hard. Look, everyone, I'm a
fire truck.
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Hody, can we talk?
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temper at lunch today.
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I definitely could have handled that
better.
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I just wanted to come over here and say
that despite a rough start, I'm not
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going to quit on the Hermanator.
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Here's your sandwich.
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Took you long enough.
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The wrapper is still on the cheese.
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It's not my fault. At home, we have a
sandwich maker.
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Oh, like the machine?
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No, like the person.
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That's her name.
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Sandwich maker.
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She's married to grass cutter.
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And how was my basketball practice?
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Awful. Coach Miller made us do push
-ups. The boy kind.
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Do you know those old archive teen buzz
magazines?
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The ones that go back 20 years and make
me itchy?
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That's them.
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Anyway, I'm tired of going all the way
downstairs, you know, past the
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and behind the rusty old furnace, moving
by my desk and shelving in reverse
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chronological order.
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But that's beside the room with the
eerie noises.
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True. But do you know what you're
annoyed you don't want to hear?
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The nip -nip of your dad cutting your
credit card.
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Amanda.
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Basement.
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I gave the best years of my life to this
plate.
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But... We've only been here a few
months. If my unique brand of television
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writing isn't welcome here, then I'll
just find another glamorous magazine
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hires teen writers.
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How hard could it be?
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I'm sorry, Cody.
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I have three words for you.
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Please don't quit.
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Ah.
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The student becomes the teacher.
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I was never your student!
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You know what, Rebecca?
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the dramedy because I've officially
changed the channel. You jump the shark.
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It's the series finale.
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I'll see you in syndication.
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Roll credits. We are fading to black.
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This concludes our broadcast day.
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Beep.
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Beep.
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I thought you were out of here.
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My mom picks me up at six.
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Noah's phone.
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I mean the Noah Jackson fun line.
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Gopher speaking.
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Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh.
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You old guitar shop?
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Really? Okay.
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I'll let you know.
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That was your guitar shop about the
guitar you're selling.
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They're sorry, but they can't pay over
five...
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My latest review of Cast Off?
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I figure if you go on, I'll probably
have to take over your beat.
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I have better things to do than review
your review.
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You do?
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No. It's called being spiteful.
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But I guess I could use a laugh.
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I thought this show was really fun and
neat.
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Too harsh?
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This needs a total rewrite.
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You didn't even make fun of the old guy
dancing around in the coconut broth.
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I totally missed that. Is there anything
else I missed?
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Likely. Let me take a look.
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Sub, sub, sub, sub, sub, sub.
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By the way, Rebecca, I know what's
happening here.
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You do?
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You see the Herman heading for the door,
and suddenly the picture around here
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isn't so high -def.
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That? And I can't imagine watching as
much TV as you.
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Shh.
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You had me at, we can't do it without
you.
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I never said that.
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I read between the lines.
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We got a pickup.
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Looks like we're going for a second
season.
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Her Majesty is here to stay.
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We really need to find you a new
nickname.
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Sub, sub, sub, sub, sub. Okay, okay, I'm
sorry.
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You're sorry?
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You were lying the whole time. I broke
something you were going to sell for
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nothing?
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Five dollars isn't nothing.
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Unless you're you.
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Still, you didn't even take
responsibility for falling on it. I
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you a lesson.
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A lesson in what?
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Distrust?
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What you did was awful, demoralizing,
and degrading. And worst of all, you
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me do work.
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What do I have to do to fix this?
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I might be able to think of something.
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Careful, servant boy. I have very
delicate nails.
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Let me guess.
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Did not find a juicy leet. I'm sorry. I
never even got the chance. I spent most
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of the day consoling Bobby Swift because
his girlfriend just broke up with him.
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Boo -hoo, and look up into the sky. It's
a bird. It's a pain. It's a... Who
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again?
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Hold on.
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Skateboarding legend Bobby Swift?
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Yeah. Just broke up with his rock star
girlfriend Trinity Slate?
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He hasn't cried like this since he did a
face plant in a half pipe.
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Wilder, do you have any idea what you
just said?
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In these type of cases, I usually don't.
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Michael Davies, I've just learned that
skateboarding legend Bobby Swift... What
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are you doing?
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How cute.
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You've never seen a professional at
work.
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I'm recording my scoop into this tape
recorder.
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It's where real journalists keep their
info.
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This is the scoop that you blew.
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He smacked, he said, and I snagged him,
dragon breath.
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Oh, my, Judy King is standing in front
of me. I love your show.
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Feel free to drop my name anytime.
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One apple pear protein blaster, please.
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While they're... I'm sorry.
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Wait a second.
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That means Judy King was in front of you
when you recorded your scoop.
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I should start running right about now.
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playing on two TVs so I could turn it
off twice.
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I love it. It's opinionated. It's more
than three words and it's way better
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the work Cody was handing in before.
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I'm so glad you like it.
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I have to say I'm impressed.
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In fact, if you're ready for your next
task, I know our book reviewer guy can
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use some help.
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I got two words for you.
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Payback. Actually, that's one word.
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Well, that did not go as I planned.
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