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I shouldn't like this show, but I do.
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Welcome to Entertainment Wow, your hot
spot for celebrity gossip.
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What's not to like about red carpet trip
-ups, eyelash extensions, and celebrity
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pets?
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It's time for E -Wow's temper tantrum of
the day.
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There's a tantrum a day? Where do these
people come from?
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Apparently from the elevator.
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Is she going to breathe?
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You need a less frightening elevator.
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What's wrong?
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The fashion show.
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I was there.
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You'll see.
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Today's temper tantrum, fashion designer
Figarucci. He's so out, he's inside
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out. In fact, his collection today was
declared D .O .A.
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Disgusting on arrival.
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Get it off me. Get it off me. I never
want to see it again.
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Let me guess. Bad day for a Figarucci
fan?
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I can't wait to get out and hang out
with my friends. Find out what's new.
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stress me on who.
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And who's better with who.
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It's a whole new thing.
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In the pages of my...
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Ready, waiting, practically bored.
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We've got TV star Michael DiCenzo. It'll
be great for you in the magazine.
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Do you need any help?
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Absolutely not.
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Putting it out there in case you could
use a partner.
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Thanks.
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But I work better alone.
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Time to go gloat to my peers.
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Ooh, is that a new shirt?
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great color on you.
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Could I? No.
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What? You don't even know what I was
going to ask.
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Sadly, I do.
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Great color on you. Can I interview
Michael DeCenzo with you?
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Actually, he codes by Mike.
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I hope you should have remembered that
when I interview him.
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Alone.
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But this is Team Buzz's first live
webcast ever.
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Don't you need an assistant?
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Let me think.
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No.
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Hear me out.
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How cool would it be for my column to
profile someone who's a student and a
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star? Can I say no yet?
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I don't think you're giving this your
full attention.
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Rebecca, you only want this because
you're a Michael DeCenzo super fan. I am
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not. You post fan fiction on your blog.
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Another day, another DeCenzo.
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Rebecca, this is my thing.
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but I know so much about him. Like, he
speaks Italian, he's read all the Harry
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Potter books four times, and he has the
cutest little eyebrows.
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Except the non -fan.
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Rebecca, Rebecca, Rebecca.
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Let's be realistic.
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My live webcast is globally,
historically important.
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This is the reason they invented the
Internet.
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I don't make the rules, Rebecca.
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That's not what you said in the first
grade.
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Oh, yeah.
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Rule number one.
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I make all the rules.
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Remember rule number two?
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Accept it and move on.
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Back to my DeCenzo interview.
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Note to self, find out who he is.
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Amanda?
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Dressed in stranger's clothes from The
Lost and Found?
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No. Neck deep in a fashion don't.
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It's not that big a deal.
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I know you love Frangipani, but... It's
Figarochi. The man's name is Figarochi.
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And he's all I've ever worn.
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I remember how it all began.
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As a baby, I would only wear designer
stuff.
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My diapers were Figarochi Pooparochi.
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I was accessorizing by the time I was
two.
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Wow. I was still afraid of the vacuum.
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Amanda Pierce is what she wears.
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Do you know what this means?
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Seriously, no idea.
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I'm nothing.
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Don't you think you're overreacting?
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Overreacting? Where do you shop? Well,
there's this funky little outlet mall
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in... Enough said.
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You don't know what I'm going through.
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Nobody does.
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I have a feeling Fancy Panty does.
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It's Figueroa Cheese!
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Martian invasion 2060 is a joke. When
aliens visit our planet, it's going to
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a lot friendlier than this. I can't
believe I'm going to ask this.
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When who visits our what now?
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Aliens. When they visit Earth, it's
going to happen.
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I visit this site every day.
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Aliens will contact Earth.
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It's not a conspiracy.
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Dot com. Well, as long as you're using
your time wisely.
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My computer's hooked up to a satellite
that monitors space for alien life.
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My computer's hooked to my printer.
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A third of all teenagers believe in
aliens, Noah.
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So two -thirds are normal?
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Go ahead and mock me, but aliens are out
there. And they're coming this way. We
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just don't know when.
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Maybe we do.
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Maybe we do.
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Nothing I love more than an after -lunch
donut served with a steaming cup of
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gossip.
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Whoa! Fashion flop at two o 'clock?
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It isn't a bland appearance.
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What have you got on?
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A no -name tattoo.
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Why? Because you look hideous?
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No, Beth.
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None taken.
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None taken?
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You really are depressed.
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Well, I happen to have something that
just might cheer you up.
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Hearing about people worse off than me?
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Exactly. So who do you want first?
Beauty Queen's pageant pratfall?
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country singer's mullet transplant, or
poor little witch girl's fashion fiasco.
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The third one, the third one.
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Publishing heiress and current fashion
goat Amanda Pierce looked like a million
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bucks. And it's super smart.
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Just keep it up.
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It couldn't be any more pathetic.
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Do you have a little... Here?
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Interview day.
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Hair product.
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Shirt.
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Hot. Smile.
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Straight from my heart.
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The rainstorm pours down at 4 o 'clock.
The rainstorm pours down at 4 o 'clock!
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Descends is in the building.
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Stand up and look alive. The star is on
its way.
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Entering room with just one of my many
flavors.
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And who's this charming young lady?
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I'm... That's my assistant, Rebecca.
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She'll be happy to appoint your posse to
the kitchenette.
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This way, posse.
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Oh, and don't touch the fruit leathers.
They're mine.
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Great outfit.
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Well, you gotta look good for my
girlfriend, Madison.
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And good you look.
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I just wanted to ask you...
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First, I'd like to dedicate this
interview to my girlfriend.
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That's amore.
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You speak Italian?
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Sort of.
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I'm learning between Harry Potter books.
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How cool are you?
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Hugably cool.
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I gotta take this.
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It's my boo.
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Hey, honey buns.
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That hug was for me. You don't even like
hugs.
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It's called being professional?
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I can't believe you used everything I
told you. You stole my interview. Did
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But do you have any more Italian words
for me?
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Yeah, but I'm too polite to use them.
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Wilder, I think your computer's jammed
or something.
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I'm trying to do a music review and all
I can hear is that.
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Dude, they made contact. The aliens have
made contact.
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No way.
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So way.
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Here, check it. There's even a message.
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Dear human, we see you from light years
away.
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Sadly, we also smell you.
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Hurtful.
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Prepare for further contact. Do not be
alarmed.
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Do you know what this means?
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They're going to dose you up with
intergalactic soap?
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Their people they want to meet with me
fun people you take me seriously sure
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this battle for credibility Bring on the
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alien you're so out of touch Amanda
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I
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was thinking for today's webcast you
could
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Are you still down about Vigarucci?
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I thought he and I were in it for the
long haul.
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Amanda, you're too young to be tied down
to one designer.
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I know it doesn't seem like it now, but
it's for the best.
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You're just saying that I was your exact
age when I fell in love with parachute
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pants.
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What happened? It was the best three
months of my life.
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And then corduroy overall came along and
ruined everything.
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It's your time now.
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Experiment. Break out of your mold.
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See new designers.
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So soon?
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You're Amanda Pierce.
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The designers will be lining up to dress
you.
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But he and I were so good together.
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What are you wrong?
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It's not you.
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It's him.
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Thanks, DJ. You sure are wise for a
woman in a sweater vest.
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And we're live in 30 seconds.
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Oh, it's my girlfriend again. Sending me
a good luck text.
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Here's hoping you can read it in 15
seconds or less.
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You are not for me?
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Later?
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I've been dumped.
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By text?
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In front of a kid with a boot?
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Hey, Teen Buzz fans, we're coming at you
live from magazine headquarters with
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our special guest, Michael DeCenzo.
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He's not here right now, but we'll head
over to Buzz's own Rebecca
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Harper. What?
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I have to find Mike.
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Not that he's lost or anything.
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He's just answering your text questions.
So Rebecca here will entertain you in
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so many words.
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I need you out there and online.
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Okay, I do have time to ask. What is
going on? You were right. Ever since I
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broke up with Figaro Chief, other
designers are vooing me like mad.
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Don't you think you're moving a little
bit fast here? You're the one who told
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to see other designers. Not on the same
day.
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Both Michaels are missing in action. Get
out there now.
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Anyway, that's how I got the nickname
Rash Becca.
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But... Hey, fab dudes and fierce...
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to vote for your favorite Amanda Pierce
ensemble.
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Gator Chick.
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Cool Cowgirl.
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Silas Señorita.
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Both are already in.
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Haley from Burnaby says, Who are you and
where's Michael Desenzo?
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Michael DeCenzo in the fruit hat.
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Okay, people, pay attention here. We're
working on me.
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Now, where did you put the eye patch?
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It's tough.
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I know you two were together for a long
time.
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Three weeks.
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Who walks away from that kind of
commitment?
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Not me.
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Speaking of commitments, we kind of had
this webcast thing to do. I pour my
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heart out, and all I get is, later,
Spelled with an eight.
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I got dumped by a girl once.
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Third grade, and I asked her if she
wanted to share my lunch with me.
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She took it all and burped in my face.
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Bad day for an egg and pickle sandwich.
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Spare me the childhood memories.
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Okay, this is way worse.
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You know, whenever I'm sad, I sing songs
from Good Witch, Bad Witch.
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Shall we?
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Which witch should I be?
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Which witch is really me?
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Nice job.
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Our first date was to Good Witch, Bad
Witch.
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I need to be alone.
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Note to self, read Rebecca's blog.
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No way.
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What, dude?
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Breaking news story.
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Air Force radar picked up a weird
communication signal. And they don't
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it is.
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The wild man does.
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Come on home, boys.
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Guys, I need somebody to replace Amanda.
259
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What about DeCenzo? Still locked in my
office, which means Rebecca's back on
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telling viewers.
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How to make a compass using old leaves
and bear poop.
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With the follow -up story, now that
you're lost and smelly.
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Wilder, get on there and do your thing.
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You got it, DJ.
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This rock.
266
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A webcast is the perfect way to tell the
world that aliens have made contact.
267
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,640
Or you could just talk gaming, like DJ
expects.
268
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DJ wouldn't want me to sit on a story.
269
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This is the happiest day of my life.
After the world hears this, no one will
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ever doubt me again.
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Wilder. There's something I gotta tell
you. Oh, man.
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I bet I'll win the prize for galactic
peace.
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Fame. Pizza.
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Hotties.
275
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And sad little Noah will get nothing
because he didn't believe aliens were
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What'd you want again?
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This came for you.
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Awesome.
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Yes, sir.
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Micah says we'll be right back. I've...
I've got somebody bringing him to set
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now.
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Descenzo! Open up!
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Descenzo! Go away!
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Uh, we're sort of building anticipation
for his return.
285
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Yes, sir.
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I'll hurry up and bring him back out
here.
287
00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:08,480
It sounds like they're talking at least.
I better go check on things.
288
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Greetings, fellow humans.
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These aliens have contacted me, and just
like you, they want to know all about
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00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:18,140
Desenzo. What?
291
00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:22,920
Bendix from Planet Zorbat asks, what's
your favorite snack?
292
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,500
Cereal, hot cocoa, or moon rock?
293
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,040
I'm as baffled as you are.
294
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:32,120
Well, Bendix, if I know Mike Desenzo,
the answer is cereal.
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Something fruity with a little fiber.
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This is what the viewers pick, but I'm
not sure.
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00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:42,000
Now, remember, don't be afraid.
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Aliens are friendly critters.
299
00:17:45,410 --> 00:17:46,430
Ah! Oh!
300
00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:47,689
Alien attack!
301
00:17:47,690 --> 00:17:48,690
Alien attack!
302
00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:49,890
We are all gonna die!
303
00:17:51,090 --> 00:17:52,350
Give my skateboard to my mom!
304
00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:55,970
Too shiny?
305
00:17:58,650 --> 00:18:03,430
Are you hungry? I could slip something
under the door. I've got a whole array
306
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:04,430
flat foods.
307
00:18:04,510 --> 00:18:05,830
So, how are things going?
308
00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:07,410
Fine, fine.
309
00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:09,510
Thanks to me. He's on the phone making
up with Madison.
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00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:10,850
Listen, Madison.
311
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Nobody dumps Mike DiCenzo. Mike DiCenzo
dumps you.
312
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It's a work in progress.
313
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Hi, can you help me? Let me think.
314
00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:22,770
No.
315
00:18:23,130 --> 00:18:25,330
But I will help Mike DiCenzo.
316
00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:27,570
Move out of the way. Superfan coming
through.
317
00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:30,690
Go away, bowtie boy.
318
00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:34,530
It's me. You know, the charming young
lady?
319
00:18:35,090 --> 00:18:36,089
Oh, yeah.
320
00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:37,090
I remember you.
321
00:18:45,830 --> 00:18:52,730
Sure. Kind of a
322
00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:53,730
rough day, huh?
323
00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:55,930
Tell me about it.
324
00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:59,450
I feel so alone and dumped.
325
00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:02,150
What are you talking about? You have a
bunch of friends in the kitchen.
326
00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:04,610
Oh, and by the way, they ate all my
cabbage rolls.
327
00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:08,370
They're not my friends. They're my
entourage, and I hired them.
328
00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:12,270
My real friends are just guys like me,
except... With girlfriend.
329
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:15,390
I am such a fraud.
330
00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:16,650
You're not a fraud.
331
00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:17,930
You're a really sweet guy.
332
00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:21,130
You don't know the real me. You only
know the character I play on TV.
333
00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:22,990
Well, I kind of do.
334
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:25,090
You once responded to my fan mail.
335
00:19:25,470 --> 00:19:26,570
That seemed super sweet.
336
00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:28,010
That's what actors do.
337
00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:33,290
It was two pages handwritten. You told
me about yourself, your family, and more
338
00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:34,770
importantly, you asked about my life.
339
00:19:35,110 --> 00:19:36,810
It was like you were my biggest fan.
340
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:42,410
I'm a super nice guy. And a guy like
that shouldn't be with a girl who texts
341
00:19:42,410 --> 00:19:43,410
them.
342
00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:44,990
You are so right.
343
00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:49,270
I mean, she so wasn't my type anyway.
She actually thought my last name was
344
00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:50,270
Dementia.
345
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:52,970
Man, they should have sent you in a long
time ago.
346
00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:54,910
I had to cover for the webcast.
347
00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:56,190
Our star went missing.
348
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,070
What'd you do?
349
00:19:58,170 --> 00:20:00,930
I did the cry of the loon. It's my
favorite.
350
00:20:08,170 --> 00:20:09,170
It's like good improv.
351
00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:13,090
Of course the stencil's in on it.
352
00:20:14,410 --> 00:20:15,510
That's why he's a genius.
353
00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:19,250
What are you so mad about? I mean, you
got the message out, didn't you?
354
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:23,250
I'm mad because you made me a
laughingstock at aliens will contact
355
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:24,310
nonconspiracy .com.
356
00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:26,450
Oh, trust me, they're not the only ones
laughing.
357
00:20:27,270 --> 00:20:28,770
You too? Calm down.
358
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:31,770
You're just mad because you won't win
biggest dork in the galaxy.
359
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,670
It's prize for galactic peace.
360
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:37,570
And you.
361
00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:39,610
clumping around like a hobo from space.
362
00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:43,010
FYI, this is a designer original.
363
00:20:43,290 --> 00:20:44,790
None of them have already seen it on
Bendix.
364
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,250
Bendix isn't real.
365
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:51,650
I would like to take the opportunity to
remind you all that we are still alive.
366
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:55,530
Which witch should I be? Which witch is
really me?
367
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:59,570
Am I bad? Am I good? Am I true? Or just
misunderstood?
368
00:21:02,650 --> 00:21:04,590
Want to wait this one out for a bit?
369
00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:17,449
That's right, sir.
370
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:19,210
The hits for the site were through the
roof.
371
00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:22,230
Yes, no one's more surprised than I am.
372
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:24,250
Okay, bye now.
373
00:21:26,530 --> 00:21:29,410
Oh, you found a new designer. I told you
it would happen.
374
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,450
No, I'm back with Figuerochi.
375
00:21:32,430 --> 00:21:33,430
Oh.
376
00:21:33,970 --> 00:21:35,450
Yeah, I always liked him.
377
00:21:36,510 --> 00:21:38,270
But maybe things will be different this
time.
378
00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:40,130
Just curious.
379
00:21:40,570 --> 00:21:41,570
What changed your mind?
380
00:21:41,770 --> 00:21:44,470
I decided that Figuerochi was my fashion
soulmate.
381
00:21:45,710 --> 00:21:48,190
That? And he was just declared back in.
382
00:21:50,950 --> 00:21:53,010
Ugh. I give them six months.
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