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Oh, Entertainment Wow's on. Welcome to
Entertainment Wow, your hot spot for
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celebrity gossip. I can't stand that
show.
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H2O on the down low.
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Hollywood's hottest starlet Hayley
McKenzie courted controversy today when
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was spotted buying a bottle of water.
But was she thirsty or dehydrated?
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Come on, you call that a new story? More
like an old story.
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How do they make Judy King's hair do
that?
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I'm guessing you taste a crane, putty,
and a pit crew.
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I got two words for that anchor robot.
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Make under.
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Teen boss?
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Yes, this is Michael Davies.
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Entertainment wow?
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You want me to try for the teen
correspondent?
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Well, I'd love to.
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way to get out.
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might be a bit on the talky side.
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What do you think about the bright
purple duotane?
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It's pretty, but I didn't think duotanes
still existed.
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Can you say retro?
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Remember, this is a webcast.
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Viewers want to see something. We need
movement, action, something flashy and
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exciting that will grab viewers and make
them watch.
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I could do the cry of the loon.
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OMG, that is sure to bring in the
eyeballs.
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You making bird sounds.
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Really? Great.
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I better practice my vocal warm -up.
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FYI, that was sarcasm.
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Look, girls, whatever you do, just
remember, less talky, more walky.
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That's a big ten -four.
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Over and out.
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Get it? It's a walky -talky. LOL.
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Too funny.
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You're being sarcastic.
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Right?
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Do the talking while you're walking,
girls.
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This hot chocolate?
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Good.
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Yo, bro -shack, you look sick.
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Perfect. That's the look I'm going for.
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The whole package looks mad ill.
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Cool. Feel my forehead.
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That's not my job description.
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Come on. I need to make sure it's hot
enough in case DJ checks for a fever.
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I thought you said I look sick.
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Dude, sick as in good.
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Sick as in nice threat.
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Not sick as in chicken noodle soup.
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I'm dead.
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Our meeting's in three minutes, and I
have nothing to pitch.
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I mean, who's going to want to hear
another piece on why parents should let
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their kids blare loud music?
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Not me, that's for sure.
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Not helping.
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Here's my only tip.
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When I'm being followed in a maze, I...
Ask yourself what you're doing in a
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maze?
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Yes. When I get inside my opponent's
head and do the opposite of what I think
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he's going to do, are you picking up
what I'm putting down?
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I am, but it's giving me a backache.
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Do your article from the parents' point
of view. In a teen magazine?
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Not likely, Wilder.
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But if I ever get lost in a maze, I'll
call you.
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Yeah, right.
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Everyone knows there's no phones allowed
in a maze.
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Rebecca, Amanda, I cannot wait to see
your webcast promo.
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Okay, gang, that's it for today.
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DJ, aren't you forgetting something?
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Right. Noah has a pitch.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, yeah.
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I thought you were sick.
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Right, Noah.
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What's your story?
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Well, I'm the middle child of three.
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No, I mean your buzz story.
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You do have one, right? Of course I do.
DJ, I have a story.
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It's an expose. It goes into the dark
and dangerous world of kids and their
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music.
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Again? This time it's different.
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Because it's, um...
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It's from the parents' point of view.
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Noah, that's great.
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Well, that's all for today.
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Oh, right. How could I forget?
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In case you haven't already heard... I'm
gonna be famous, y 'all.
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Thanks.
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You have headshots of yourself?
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I will never forget you. What's your
name?
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Michael, we're all... very excited for
you, but there's five other contestants
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auditioning for the EWOW position.
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Don't let it get to your head.
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Later, C -listers.
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Oh, yeah.
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Feel free to drop my name anytime.
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So be sure to check out the Buzz website
next month, when we'll be covering the
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hottest dance phenomenon.
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What are you doing?
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Dancing. What does it look like?
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A cry for help?
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Like your feet hate you?
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Like you're allergic to music?
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You think I can't dance?
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It's not that you can't dance, Rebecca.
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It's just that you shouldn't.
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I'll be right back.
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You're going to go check your dancing in
the bathroom mirror, aren't you?
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Yes, or are you going to tell me that
that's rude, too?
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Don't answer that.
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Can you believe this?
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Me on EWOW.
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I'm so overwhelmed.
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Is that makeup going to make me look
ashy?
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You know, they say when opportunity
knocks, it's better not to say. I'll be
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ready in a second.
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All right, Michael, we're ready for you
on set.
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I'll be ready in a second.
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Deep cleansing breath.
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All right, Michael Davies. It's time to
fulfill the destiny that you were
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destined to fulfill.
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EWOW spin cycle segment with Michael
Davies. Take one.
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Action. Good evening. I'm Michael
Davies, and welcome to entertainment.
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Line. Wow.
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Really? I was that good? No, that's your
line.
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Entertainment. Wow.
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Take 12.
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Action. And in the nose today.
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I mean news.
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Get it? I said nose instead of news.
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That's going to be on the blooper reel.
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Take 33.
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Action. Throw the camera.
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What? Throw the camera.
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Oh, okay.
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I should have done the underhand.
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Let's see.
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Title, title.
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Noah knows best?
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Nah.
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Just say Noah.
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Too earnest.
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That was great back there, dude.
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Yeah, really was.
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Who'd have thought that parent idea
would have been such a hit? Not me. All
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can say is thanks. You're welcome.
Goodness, it came to me.
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I don't know how I do it.
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I do. Noah, I have great news. I just
ran your idea by head office, and they
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loved it. In fact, They're giving your
story four pages.
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That's awesome, DJ.
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So, Wilder, I'm sorry, but that means
your story's being bumped until next
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First, he steals my idea.
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Then he steals my article?
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Good thing I don't have a girlfriend.
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Honestly, not so good, kid. What? You
tanked up there.
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Dropped lines, giggle fits, water bottle
to the head.
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You told me to throw it. Look, kid, I
like you. You got moxie.
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But short guy to short guy, even though
I am slightly taller.
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This is a competitive industry.
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If you want to be at the top of your
game, you're going to have to work twice
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hard and be half as goofy.
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I thought it was one step away from
being Judy's co -anchor.
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Not a chance, kid.
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And FYI, when they say the mic's hot,
don't ask them for an oven mitt. That
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means the mic's on.
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I tanked, Rebecca.
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Tanked. It was your first day. I know
you can do this.
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You just have to remind everyone how
great you are.
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Remind them? I don't even know why they
forgot in the first place.
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Well, how did you prepare?
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And signing headshots doesn't count.
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Ben, nothing.
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Michael, on -air presenters rehearse
before they go on live. You should get
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front of a mirror, do some tongue
twisters, and memorize your lines.
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You're probably right.
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What are you doing?
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What do you mean?
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You're doing your nervous lip -fighting
thing.
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We've been best friends for a long time,
right?
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Ever since I cut your hair in
kindergarten.
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Without asking.
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You had a girl mullet. I did you a
favor.
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Well, since then, we've always been
honest with each other.
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Even when it would have been way easier
to lie.
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Okay, then, I'm not quite sure how to
ask you this, but I can dance, right?
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Oh, no.
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It's true?
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I can't dance.
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Why didn't you tell me this?
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Well, it's way easier to lie.
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I don't believe it. That's not even
real. Come on, nobody dances that bad.
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What's so funny?
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Rebecca's dancing.
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You gotta see it.
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She looks like she's being struck by
lightning.
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Uh -oh. Amanda!
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Oh no, you're mad.
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Don't be mad, Rebecca. I thought the
clip was... Hilarious!
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cringeworthy, heartbreaking.
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Coming soon to a theater near you.
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Come on, Rebecca.
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You have to admit, it is pretty funny.
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That's why I forwarded it to Noah.
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Hey, don't get mad at me.
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That's not even my kind of comedy.
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That's why I forwarded it to Wilder. Uh
-huh, Wilder. And who did you forward it
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to? I didn't forward it to anybody.
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Thank you. At least one of you has some
decency.
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I just posted it on GleeTube.
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I'm off to bathe.
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Sunbathe, that is. So back to Judy in
the newsroom.
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Cut.
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Great job, Mike.
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Really? Absolutely.
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In fact, looks like you and the Kimberly
Watson kid are neck and neck for the
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permanent position.
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Well, she has no idea what my neck is
capable of.
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You got one last assignment.
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You break a news lead so hot, We'll out
-scoop every other entertainment news
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show. Not only will I get the scoop,
I'll put it in a waffle cone.
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Copy that.
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If you'll excuse me, I gotta go see if
someone's figured out who this geeky
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dancing girl on GleeTube is.
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See what I'd do for the lead on that
story.
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If I had a conscience, I'll be kicking
right about now.
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Do you know why you're here, Wilder?
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Do any of us know why we're here, DJ?
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Wilder, did you see how well Noah
pitched yesterday?
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That's the kind of thinking that's going
to take Buzz to the next level. It's
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fresh. It's bold. It's like he pulled it
out of Inspiration Alley.
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Yep. Inspiration Alley. You're a good
writer, Wilder.
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You're the wild man.
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It's like you're born to think outside
of the box.
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Frankly, I'm surprised you didn't think
of that idea yourself.
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Are you clenching your jaw?
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No. This is just my happy -for -north
smile. It just happens to look like my I
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-can't -believe -he's -getting -away
-with -it smile.
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This face could not get any worse.
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Geeky Dancing Girl is the number one
most -watched video on GleeTube. At
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my geeky head movements make it hard to
identify my face.
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How's my best friend in the whole world?
Good.
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Good. Good.
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I've got one final assignment for EWOW.
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Cool. What are you going to do?
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I
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was hoping
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to report on you.
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You're kidding, right?
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Oh, no.
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You're not?
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Rebecca, revealing the identity of Geeky
Dancing Girl would guarantee me the
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EWOW gig.
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I was hoping that this would be okay
with you.
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Okay, Michael?
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Of course it's not okay.
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What did you expect me to say?
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That my long -term gain was worth your
short -term pain?
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You know what?
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Do what you want.
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Because truth is, I'm not worried.
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Yay! I was hoping you were going to say
that.
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Because this is just like fourth grade
all over again.
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When you said you were going to show
everyone my letter to the Tooth Father
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Show and Tell, Truth. Very.
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How do you know who visits my house?
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But when the time came, you couldn't go
through with it, could you?
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Remember?
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The flop flat?
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The stammering?
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The rip snort?
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It's not a whip snort! I have allergies!
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Besides, this town is more at risk.
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You're right.
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Like our friendship.
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Would you say this conversation is on or
off the record?
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Do you think custard ever gets mad at
pudding?
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Is there any way I can get out of this
conversation?
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I mean, we're stealing its basic recipe
but never getting any credit.
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Well, Wilder, I don't think custard's
that sensitive.
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I think you're underestimating custard.
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Speaking of which, can I have some?
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That sounds good. Awesome, too, please.
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Oh, so you're stealing that idea, too.
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What are you talking about?
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Come on, dude. Don't pretend like you
don't know.
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Okay. Why don't you pretend I don't know
and just tell me what you're talking
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about? Remember that time you used my
idea for your article and then DJ
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complimented you and said, Wilder,
that's the kind of idea wish you came up
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with. Then you just smiled and didn't
even give me any credit.
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I totally forgot, Wilder. Not a thank
you, not a shout out, not even an e
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Okay, it split my mind. I didn't do it
on purpose. Why is it such a big deal?
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Why? Because I'm the one who always
gets... No, Wilder, you can't do a story
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into bonding downstairs. Or, no, Wilder,
you can't mummify a hamster with toilet
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paper. The one time I have a good idea,
I don't even get any credit for it.
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What? I'm mad at you, not the custard.
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I don't get why you're... So mad.
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Really?
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Haven't you ever been embarrassed?
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You can't be embarrassed if you don't
care what people think. Besides, at
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everyone knows your name now.
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You don't get it, do you? It's not just
this. I'm always the one who gets
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teased. Just once, I'd like someone to
pull my finger. And that is why you are
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punchline.
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Excuse me?
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There are two kinds of people in this
world.
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Those that make jokes, and those that
are the punchlines of jokes.
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And you're a great punchline because you
know how to laugh at yourself.
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You're right. I am a great punchline.
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Exactly. So you dance funny. Big deal.
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Nobody's perfect.
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Except for maybe me.
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Pull my finger.
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I wasn't ready.
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It's a roundup. It's a roundup.
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It's a roundup. We got the latest news
on the identity of Geeky Dancing Girl.
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Rebecca Harper.
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Rebecca Harper.
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Rebecca Harper.
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This is your big moment, Mike.
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They're ready for you on the floor.
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Permanent position on EWOW. Here I come.
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And action.
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Thank you, Judy. And we're live across
the country with a breaking story.
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Rebecca, I need to talk to you.
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Amanda, now really isn't a good time.
No, I have to say this.
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I wasn't totally honest with you when I
said I've never been embarrassed before.
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I've just never felt close enough with
anyone to share that side of me.
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Until now.
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Amanda, no, no.
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Picture it.
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Round 12, semifinals, regional spelling
bee.
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It's down to me and my arch rival when I
realize I really have to use the little
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princess room.
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But I don't want to miss anything, so I
hold it.
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You're really going to regret this. The
words kept coming.
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Recontour. Avoncular.
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Pneumonia. But as it turned out, that
wasn't the only silent P that day.
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Oh, dear.
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Before I could say, can I have an
alternate pronunciation, I had
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myself in front of everyone.
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I am so sorry, Amanda.
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Please don't tell anyone, okay?
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I don't have to.
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I'm doing a phone interview.
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We're live across the country.
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Hello from Victoria.
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Hello from Port Hope. Hello from Whippy.
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Dude. Dude.
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Dude.
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Dude. Oh, dude.
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Dude.
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Dude.
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Dude. Dude.
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Dude.
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What's that, Noah?
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You mean to say that the parents POV
story was Wilder's idea all along?
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Good job, Wilder.
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I've been doing this way too long.
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You got it.
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And only entertainment wild can reveal
the true identity of geeky dancing girl
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made famous around the world.
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And her name is...
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Yeah, it really was.
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You know, this is one of those times
where it would have been better to lie.
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What happened to you up there?
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Guess my conscience decided to make a
rare appearance.
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When I stepped in front of the camera, I
couldn't go through with the story
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knowing how much it would hurt you.
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That's okay.
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I've accepted my bad dancing, and even
though being the laughingstock of the
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Internet was hard, being mad at you was
a lot harder.
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What makes you feel better?
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I think my incident on EY was now the
most downloaded clip on the internet.
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Actually, that does make me feel better.
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00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:14,260
That would have been another good time
to lie.
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00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:24,860
Well, Rebecca, I made a fool of myself
in front of the whole world.
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Now I finally know what it feels like to
be you.
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Yes, you do.
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For the first time in my life, I know
what it's like to lose.
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I mean, really loose.
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I don't know how you do it all the time.
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Hello?
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I guess this is Amanda Pierce.
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Focus model for the International
Spelling Bee.
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What? And this year it's in Hawaii?
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00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:50,720
What can I say? Y -E -S.
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